💬┃gorilla-chat

[sly jackal]

whats wrong with benifits? we get paid for doing fuck all its great lol

[marble osprey]

thats what im saying

[tawny galleon]

Yeah
Gotta make the best of it with what ur dealt

[sly jackal]

meh, fuck life i don't see the pont of it lol

[winter barn]

Real tbh

[sly jackal]

work all your life, buy cool shit and die

[lavish flame]

get rich

Omg I just got jumped

That sucked

[winter barn]

Nice

Oh

[tawny galleon]

Huh?

[lavish flame]

Am hiding in the shops

[winter barn]

I am sorry

[lavish flame]

I swtg

[lavish flame]

bro getting jumped in gta

Nanana

These lads yea

[winter barn]

You're hiding and your instincts told you to hop on not reddit lmao discord to tell the gorilla chat

[sly jackal]

but whats the point of getting rich if your going to die anyways?

[winter barn]

Nice

[lavish flame]

Why tf not

If I did at least the discord knows

Got cuts on me face and shit

[delicate lynx]

Unc giving out wisdom

[winter barn]

🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

where you from bruva?

[lavish flame]

Pussys couldn't even get a clean hit

[tawny galleon]

Why not?🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[lavish flame]

would rather die happily knowing ive succedeed in life than dying knowing i did fuck all

[winter barn]

Ohio

[lavish flame]

I live in Ireland

Dundalk

[tawny galleon]

💀

[tawny galleon]

Tattie picker 😂😂

[lavish flame]

Wha

[sly jackal]

nice lad

[lavish flame]

laziness is 👎

[sly jackal]

🤣

[lavish flame]

Holy fuck there outside

Oh shit

[winter barn]

Outside is raining

[tawny galleon]

Ur irish
Potato famine?

Never heard of it?

[sly jackal]

be a true irishman and fuck em up lad

[lavish flame]

I have idk why your bringing it up

[delicate lynx]

Mankey got banned 😭

[sly jackal]

when?

[delicate lynx]

Rn

[lavish flame]

Bro how am I gonna beat up 6 lads with knives

[tawny galleon]

Why?

[lavish flame]

I'm actually going to die

[sly jackal]

skill issue

[lavish flame]

Unless they leave

[winter barn]

Rest in peac

[tawny galleon]

Na walk or run away lad
Dont get involved with knives ffs

[delicate lynx]

This apparently

[lavish flame]

id love to tickle that pickle

[lavish flame]

I fuckin can't

[winter barn]

Remember gamers dont die they respawn 🤓🤓🤓

[lavish flame]

I'm hiding in this conerstore shop

[tawny galleon]

💀💀💀

[lavish flame]

u gonna get blown up

The worker here is talking to em

[sly jackal]

hang on...your running from people with knives and thought "o-o ill hop on tgg discord whilst im hiding" wtf is wrong w you fr

[tawny galleon]

😂😂

[lavish flame]

They calling him loads of slurs shiii

He better not call the gaurds

Cuz I'm not getting arrested

[sly jackal]

personaly i dont believe you

you chatting pure shit

[lavish flame]

Smart man

[lavish flame]

is he not takking about gta ahahhaa

[delicate lynx]

Nah fr what the hell 😭

[lavish flame]

Yous believe too much shit so easily

im confused asf

[winter barn]

Damn you were lying?

[sly jackal]

i didnt believe you

lying bastard

[lavish flame]

Why tf would I hop on discord on me fuckin phone

[lavish flame]

Cuz yer smart

[lavish flame]

i thiught u were talking abt gta lmaoooo

[sly jackal]

because your a stupid cunt

[lavish flame]

Fair en

[delicate lynx]

His point was that shit was no believable at all

[lavish flame]

Na one person belived me

[winter barn]

I did

You should be banned fr

[lavish flame]

Unlucky lad

[sly jackal]

your just seeking attention mf

[lavish flame]

No

[delicate lynx]

This dude types like a 12 year old ngl

[lavish flame]

Cmon

[sly jackal]

get a life

[tawny galleon]

Coz thats what most people do💀

[lavish flame]

Dawg I'm bored asg

Asf

[winter barn]

Get employment

[lavish flame]

No💀 I'd call my mates and have them dead

[lavish flame]

get yo money up not yo funny up

[honest crag]

Ofc this mf would have Dutch as his pfp

[winter barn]

LMAO

[tawny galleon]

Bullshit

[sly jackal]

"o_o lets go on an attention seekers hunt"

[honest crag]

you did my boy Arthur wrong

[delicate lynx]

💀

[sly jackal]

what mates? you clearly have none

[lime quarry]

I'm finally up

[winter barn]

You are supposed to lurk until christmas

[lime quarry]

that's over

[honest crag]

What's with people talking themselves up on discord

[delicate lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/kazookid-wait-a-minute-who-are-you-wait-a-minute-who-are-you-gif-8850963

[winter barn]

O

[honest crag]

Who you tryna impress

[lime quarry]

I need to change my name

[lavish flame]

You don't know me?

[tawny galleon]

Thank fuck

[honest crag]

thankfully

[lavish flame]

Ong

[lime quarry]

Better

[sly jackal]

i don't wanna fucking know you, your a pure weirdo

[lavish flame]

I was just tryna have a friendly joke yous gotta calm your tits

[sly jackal]

now get back to ya tattie patch

[honest crag]

you gotta practise your comedy my friend

[tawny galleon]

[lavish flame]

I didn't do no disrespect but yous out here being mad disrespectful

[honest crag]

What's with the potato slander in this server

[lavish flame]

Ah fuck it I'm just gonna stop typing

[tawny galleon]

Coz hes irish

[honest crag]

I do not stand for potato slander

[sly jackal]

you lied...thats disrespectful

[tawny galleon]

Or so he say

[lavish flame]

🇱

[delicate lynx]

Nah they fused garbage and memes? Astronomical L

[sly jackal]

fuck off back to the tattie field and start picking, peeps gunna go hungry if ya dont hurr tf up

[lavish flame]

Your not scaring anyone 💀

[tawny galleon]

Neither r u

[honest crag]

Potatos gave the world vodka and chips they're goated, I will not have anyone slander potatos anymore

[lavish flame]

Not trying to

[lavish flame]

My guy

I got the whole discord server against me 💀

[sly jackal]

what do you mean by "chips"

[delicate lynx]

All this arguing and neither of u mfs are using the right your smh

[honest crag]

chips

[tawny galleon]

When u chat shit then yeah

[sly jackal]

i mean you did ask for it

[lavish flame]

I had a friendly joke

[tawny galleon]

Oven chips lad

[lavish flame]

Yous gotta calm down

[sly jackal]

chips as in crisps or as in the things you fry?

[honest crag]

in Australia the only things we call "crisps" and "fries" are chips

[lavish flame]

Chips

[sly jackal]

and you have a problem with that?

[lavish flame]

Crisp's are different

[sly jackal]

good lad

[honest crag]

We just have an intuition to know which is the correct one

[lavish flame]

Tayto Crisps tho are banging

[delicate lynx]

In this case again I gotta side with Americans

[lavish flame]

Any of yous ever had taytos?

[delicate lynx]

Bc chips being fries just doesn't make sense

[sly jackal]

fuck that

[lavish flame]

It does

[delicate lynx]

No

[honest crag]

Australia doesn't make sense but it works

[sly jackal]

so fish and chips dosn't make sence to you?

[delicate lynx]

The language from the country that created fries calls them fries

[tawny galleon]

Chips r chips
We do call mcdonalds fries, fries

[lavish flame]

Fr we up 💯

[honest crag]

Nah that's everyone else, we're the ones standing upright

[sly jackal]

"o-o im going to have fish and fries for my tea" that sounds stupif af

[delicate lynx]

Wtf 💀

[tawny galleon]

Ur toilets go the opposite way shut up 😂😂

[tawny galleon]

Yeah

[lavish flame]

Chips

You spanner

[deft vector]

Chips

[honest crag]

Wait what, do they? Lmao

[winter barn]

Chips?

[sly jackal]

stfu you pleb

[delicate lynx]

Bc u got used to fish and chips

[tawny galleon]

Yeah those things that go in the oven

[lavish flame]

"Pleb"💀💀💀

[winter barn]

Oh

[delicate lynx]

And who the hell would eat fish and fries with tea you sick fuck

[lavish flame]

Get some better insults you gobshite

[tawny galleon]

Tea is called dinner here

[deft vector]

Nah, fish and chips with Fanta go hard

[winter barn]

In murica those are fries lmao

[honest crag]

Dumb name

[delicate lynx]

Oh yall some posh brits

[tawny galleon]

Hell yeah

[winter barn]

Fanta goes so stupid

[sly jackal]

its the perfect meal, what ya flapping ya gums about

[honest crag]

3rd breakfast is the superior name for Dinner

[delicate lynx]

These mfs went to hogwarts

[tawny galleon]

Na not really
Only the posh knobheads call it dinner

Us lower class cunts call it tea

[delicate lynx]

Flapping ya gums about is crazy

[sly jackal]

nah im not that posh lmao

[deft vector]

For us it's interchangeable

[lavish flame]

What

[tawny galleon]

What

[sly jackal]

what

[lavish flame]

I call it dinner and I'm not posh💀

[delicate lynx]

Now why the hell is dinner called tea

[deft vector]

Tea or dinner just depends on how you were raised

[tawny galleon]

Posh twat

[delicate lynx]

Does that make sense to you

[lime quarry]

I love this restaurant, they give u fried chicken, shrimp, fish, and fries

[delicate lynx]

That's like Americans calling soda pop

Cmon dawg

[lime quarry]

fish and fries are amazing

[tawny galleon]

Its juice

[tawny galleon]

💀

[sly jackal]

its fucking CHIPS

[lime quarry]

it depends what fish tho

[sly jackal]

cod

[delicate lynx]

Soda is juice?

[lime quarry]

yeah

[lavish flame]

Bro I could tell you my address rn and you can go on Google maps to see my house

[delicate lynx]

??????

[deft vector]

Y'all call soda juice?

[delicate lynx]

I thought you guys called them all coke

[honest patrol]

ravennnnn?????

[delicate lynx]

Even if it's not coke

[lime quarry]

the place fried the fish

[delicate lynx]

Which is very stupid

[tawny galleon]

Fuck off
Cunts wanting his addy leaked hahaha

[lime quarry]

it's was so good

[delicate lynx]

Toast????

[deft vector]

Idk, ask the british

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/davechappelle-tyrone-krientaki-tyronebiggums-crackhead-gif-18262242

[lavish flame]

What are you like 13💀

Your not scaring anyone

[tawny galleon]

We call a cup of tea a “cuppa”

[lavish flame]

Fuck tea

And coffee

[tawny galleon]

Older than u fuckface

[lavish flame]

That shit is manky

[tawny galleon]

Like u

[honest crag]

Cereal for dinner hits different tho

[delicate lynx]

No doubt

[lavish flame]

Bro I'm not 12💀

[deft vector]

Coz u drinkin shit coffee

[tawny galleon]

Bet

[honest patrol]

i missed you

[tawny galleon]

😂

[lavish flame]

I said fuck tea and coffee

[honest patrol]

😏

[lime quarry]

.

toast what u gonna do to them

😯

[lavish flame]

Bro your insults are literally fuckface 💀

[honest patrol]

lurk

[honest crag]

@honest patrol you tried out your new Pew Pew yet?

[lime quarry]

.

[deft vector]

You drink bubble tea?

[lavish flame]

I don't drink tea

Or coffee

[honest patrol]

nah i work 12-18 hour shifts on the weekdays, i won’t be able to until this weekend

[lavish flame]

awnser this question or die where do missing socks go

[tawny galleon]

Stfu go back to telling stories ya prick

[winter barn]

They go missing

[lime quarry]

can't say most insults here or u get muted..

[tawny galleon]

In the bin

[deft vector]

Up my ass

[honest crag]

Ahh true, hopefully she treats you well

[honest patrol]

that would require the mods here to actually…well actually mod lol

[winter barn]

Real 🦗

[lime quarry]

well, personally I put it in my laundry

[honest patrol]

i hope so too, if so imma customize the fuck out of it

[lime quarry]

not a single mod is on

let's fix that

[lavish flame]

Ya prick💀 stop tryna act tough

[deft vector]

How do you put your socks in the laundry if they're missing?

[honest crag]

They seem to be well liked and S&W pistols are always pretty good

[lime quarry]

o

[tawny galleon]

Kid stfu

[winter barn]

There

[lavish flame]

Bro your 13

[lime quarry]

normally under my bed

but I find them still

do not really missing

[tawny galleon]

Im prolly about 10 years older than u

[lime quarry]

so*

[lavish flame]

I ain't wasting my time with you anymore imma ignore you your annoying asf💀

[lime quarry]

how old u?

[delicate lynx]

That's generous

[honest patrol]

yeah i think imma choose snw over most things tbh, i kinda like em

[deft vector]

So they're not missing? They have been found?

[lime quarry]

why's someone flexing being older

[tawny galleon]

29

[lime quarry]

that's not a flex bud

[delicate lynx]

Mf 30

[lime quarry]

damn

[winter barn]

Bro flexing their parents were horny earlier

[tawny galleon]

I aint flexing it

[delicate lynx]

Nah don't round down big dawg

[tawny galleon]

I aint

[honest patrol]

30 yo on discord wtf

[deft vector]

Lmao and we thought April was one of the oldest

[lime quarry]

akuma, ur saying I'm 10 years older then u like it's a flex

[honest patrol]

are you that bad at life bruhv 😭

[delicate lynx]

She's what 22 now?

[tawny galleon]

I aint flexing

[deft vector]

I thought she was in her late 20s

[winter barn]

Yeah doesn't look like it

[delicate lynx]

She was 19 when she first joined

[honest patrol]

if i get 30 and i’m still on discord jus put a bullet in me bro ong

[delicate lynx]

She's 21-22

[deft vector]

Huh

[honest crag]

I'm currently saving up for a Sig P320 to add to my arsenal, been wanting a sig for a loong ass time

[lime quarry]

personally I'm 17 👀

[tawny galleon]

U have a peashooter do it yourself

[deft vector]

Then who was the oldest?

[delicate lynx]

Tim is like 25

Bunny around that too

[winter barn]

25 on a tgg discord is crazy ngl

[honest crag]

Australian Pistol laws are such a headache tho

[delicate lynx]

I'm pushing 20 ngl

[deft vector]

I'm 23 lol

[lime quarry]

damn

[sly jackal]

same here lol

[lavish flame]

Your not cool disrespecting ppl bruh it's sad your 29 wasting your life like this💀

[tawny galleon]

Sftu

[delicate lynx]

I remember when I was 16 on here

[lime quarry]

they ain't no 29

[deft vector]

Now Akuma might be the oldest unless we missed someone

[delicate lynx]

How times have changed

[sly jackal]

fuck off back up ye mums fanny

[lavish flame]

What a come back

[tawny galleon]

😂😂😂

[lavish flame]

Bri ish

[lime quarry]

no 29yr old would act this way

[sly jackal]

dumb fuck

[delicate lynx]

Aren't u a brit too?

[deft vector]

Ye they do lol

[lavish flame]

"dumb fuck" shush knob head

[lavish flame]

No tf?

[sly jackal]

depeds on what side of tattie land he comes from

[honest patrol]

i’m currently that and i don’t think i can survive staying on here til i’m 22

[lavish flame]

Stfu 26+6=1

Up the ra

[delicate lynx]

I turned that today

And I def won't be here at 22 💀

[sly jackal]

go back to school kiddo

[delicate lynx]

I won't be here tmrw

[honest patrol]

19? happy birthday, i turned it in november

[lavish flame]

What

[honest patrol]

wack tbh

[lavish flame]

Happy birthday

[deft vector]

Happy bday raven

[winter barn]

Happy birthday

[lavish flame]

Happy birthday

[honest patrol]

how much are they?

[honest crag]

1.5K AUD before taxes

[honest patrol]

tf is that in american?

[honest crag]

everything is expensive in Australia firearm wise

[deft vector]

And taxes are gonna hit hella hard

[tawny galleon]

Tf
Thats about £800

[sly jackal]

cheap as fuck that

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[deft vector]

How long does it take to get a firearm license for pistols in aus

[tawny galleon]

Prolly about 1k bucks 🤷🏼‍♂️

[honest crag]

should be around 1k USD

[honest patrol]

yeah

[delicate lynx]

Ty

Everyone else too

[delicate lynx]

I got studies to study

[honest patrol]

that ain’t bad tho as long as it is worth it

[honest crag]

Took me about 5 months to hear back about my licence after applying for it and I have to go to a monthly shoot every month without fail otherwise I lose my licence

[honest patrol]

or you could run away with me?

[lavish flame]

happy birthday old bitch

[honest crag]

I've heard great things about em and their quality mostly

[honest patrol]

lmao my state is a no license/permit state lmfao

[deft vector]

Do y'all need persons references?

[delicate lynx]

[honest patrol]

hey w

[delicate lynx]

Not thanking ur ass

[lavish flame]

hello

thank me bitvh

[honest patrol]

🤭

[delicate lynx]

Nah fuck u

[random gust]

Certified sex offender

[honest patrol]

bet

[honest crag]

Nah, atleast I didn't have to just gotta have a clean criminal record and mental health record

[sly jackal]

🤣

[honest crag]

Lol, wild west out there fr

[lavish flame]

bet

[winter barn]

Bro in a gta public session

[honest patrol]

yeah basically lol

[sly jackal]

you rekon mine should be clean enough? lmfao

[honest crag]

You couldn't get a fishing licence in Australia

[tawny galleon]

Oh yeah squeaky clean lad

[delicate lynx]

????

[sly jackal]

rlly, how come lol

[lavish flame]

nah you wanna be a dick so bet

[honest crag]

Not a resident 🥴😂

[sly jackal]

sweet ill quickly nip to the corner shop and get a p1911

[tawny galleon]

Get me one too

💀💀

[delicate lynx]

PAUSE bro damn

[sly jackal]

aye aye

[delicate lynx]

Fym bet

[honest patrol]

although it kinda works. would a criminal who got their gun illegally rather rob a gas station in a state where they know it’s really hard for everyone to get a gun, or a state where they know every single person in that building also has a gun 🤷‍♂️

[deft vector]

Rip, we gotta pay hella high fees, clean crim and mental health records, gotta go through several firearm savety courses and have to have a couple references. And that's only for air rifles and anything that's a .22

[lavish flame]

see like why you thinking so weird

[honest crag]

I've got a 1911, easily my favourite gun but .45 is bloody expensive to shoot

[lavish flame]

i meant bet like fuck u too

[sly jackal]

they are pretty cool ngl

[honest crag]

Yeah it evens itself out pretty well, are you in a CC state or open carry?

[deft vector]

Can't own a pistol unless we're part of a shooting club

[honest crag]

Jesus, I thought Australia was bad

[honest crag]

Same here

Fun

[tawny galleon]

Shoot dingoes?

[honest patrol]

both are allowed anywhere besides the obvious restricted places or private property with posted restrictions

[honest crag]

I've shot a couple foxes so that's close enough

[tawny galleon]

Yeah fair

[honest crag]

People be carrying hand cannons in open carry states lol

[tawny galleon]

Id like to try a sniper tbh
Those .50 cal look fun as fuck

[honest patrol]

i could walk down the street with a whole ass sniper in my hand bruhv

[tawny galleon]

Eyo no way?

[sly jackal]

gta irl lmfao

[deft vector]

Hand cannon ong?

[honest patrol]

yeah and not only could i, it’s actually easier and almost cheaper than most pistols to do so

[tawny galleon]

Also what state u in?

[honest crag]

They're invasive species and prone to kill cattle and other farm animals so whenever I'm at my pops farm every now and again a fox sticks it's head out

[honest patrol]

indiana

[honest crag]

Same with deer and Roos

[tawny galleon]

Ok

[honest patrol]

why lol

[tawny galleon]

Just wondered where i should go if i wanna sniper lol

[delicate lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/barrack-obama-obama-out-peace-bye-goodbye-gif-8239799

See yall in a few months or years idk

[deft vector]

See ya rave

[sly jackal]

asking for a friend

[honest patrol]

lol bye big dick

[honest crag]

I shot one of my mates Bushmaster 50cals and goddamn your body feels weird afterwards

[honest patrol]

i meant raven

[tawny galleon]

Oo i bet
The recoil tho ooft

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon known you, youd shoot some fucka for pissing you off 🤣

[delicate lynx]

Won't leave the server actually but I won't be here at all

[tawny galleon]

👀👀👀

[honest crag]

Little bit of brain damage after that one tbh

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[tawny galleon]

Why not?

[sly jackal]

go for it lad

they asked for it

[tawny galleon]

First person hmmmm
My dad hahah

😐

[sly jackal]

my probation officer lol

[tawny galleon]

Haha

[sly jackal]

shes fit as fuck but shes a mean bitch

[tawny galleon]

My housing officer was fit as fuck oohh man

[sly jackal]

"is there any way i could pay you to get this off me leg"

[tawny galleon]

Lol

Here,
How can i do reactions in #📸┃gta-media but nowhere else?

[deft vector]

Idk lol

[tawny galleon]

Meh booo lol

[honest crag]

Need to be LVL 50

[tawny galleon]

Oh fuck

[vital dune]

Oh man I hope rockstar releases a wolf bodysuit

[sly jackal]

weirdo

[random gust]

Mankey is banned 🫡

[tawny galleon]

Ik

[sly jackal]

i didn't like that prick anyways so good

what he get banned for?

[candid flicker]

les go

[sly jackal]

stfu

[candid flicker]

My bad man

[random gust]

Racism

[sly jackal]

oof

[random gust]

Told Raven he was African so he should stfu

[sly jackal]

thats fucked up ngl

[candid flicker]

L who ever that is

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-not-its-where-are-gif-18387301

[candid flicker]

bro what

How is that funny

[lavish flame]

I’m going to jail for stealing all water in Africa

[sly jackal]

its not

[tawny galleon]

💀

[honest crag]

Wtf is wrong with the people in this server lmao

[sly jackal]

how could you 😢

[candid flicker]

exactly

[lavish flame]

It’s fine I only made a lake for the animals everyone else can die

[sly jackal]

my guy 🫡

[honest crag]

lol getting some Vietnam flashback huh?

[lavish flame]

I have a pet lion now couldn’t find a panther

[sly jackal]

still does the job ig

[vale saffron]

yooo

[lime quarry]

hi

[vale saffron]

i just got fuckin employed

[sly jackal]

hello sir

[lime quarry]

damn

[vale saffron]

pls no, am not sir.

[sly jackal]

rip

[honest crag]

👋

[lavish flame]

Damn

[tawny galleon]

There goes the gamin schedule

[topaz pendant]

Who here likes Kuroko's Basketball

[vale saffron]

im happy tho, was tired of being a pos tbh

[lavish flame]

Tf is that

[sly jackal]

mb, i forgot

[vale saffron]

i actually finally found someone willing to hire my dumb ass

[honest crag]

What employment have you been given

[lime quarry]

what u working as?

[lavish flame]

Wtf is that

[topaz pendant]

It’s a basketball anime

[vale saffron]

working at a bar and grill, gonna wash dishes and cook

[lavish flame]

Not bad

[honest crag]

Dishie work hell yeah

[lime quarry]

what about pay?

[honest crag]

I remember my dishie days

[vale saffron]

full time actually

[tawny galleon]

Why u asking that

[vale saffron]

probably minimum wage plus tips

[lime quarry]

why can't I?

[vale saffron]

they probably do

[lavish flame]

Lol that would be lit

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tawny galleon]

Seems a bit personal innit

[sly jackal]

its a personal question

[honest crag]

Atleast it's work, only up from here

[lime quarry]

he can answer if he wants,

[sly jackal]

fuck yes my bruva

[lavish flame]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[vale saffron]

for sure, was feeling like a pos for a minute there tryna get back on my feet

[tawny galleon]

💀🤓🤓🤓

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

Ight here's whatchu wanna do
Get a dishwasher and sneak it in along your playstation then make it a pastime business 😀

[tawny galleon]

Was it a Bugatti bed?

[lavish flame]

I gotta stop playing GTA

[lime quarry]

someone else asked to, don't flame me bout it 😭

[lavish flame]

I would like to have one

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[jolly topaz]

anyone speaks spanish?

[honest crag]

Yeah unemployment can make you feel shitty af, I remember when I was unemployed for 2 months I felt so bad about myself

[lavish flame]

My man forgot where he at

[sly jackal]

your dad

but he left

[lime quarry]

yes but speak English

[tawny galleon]

Thats french💀💀

[lavish flame]

It’s all a dream

[jolly topaz]

je suis deso mais je parlais pas du francais

[lavish flame]

Wake up

Wake up

[tawny galleon]

😂😂

[honest crag]

But I'm glad you got something and hopefully it all works out 🙂 @vale saffron

[sly jackal]

speak english

[vale saffron]

i was unemployed for a month, just had trouble finding someone that would call me back 💀

[jolly topaz]

ce l'ai

[tawny galleon]

English

[vale saffron]

i appreciate y'all for sure, definitely hope for the same

[jolly topaz]

sure sure

[tawny galleon]

Speak it

[lavish flame]

I don’t speak the enchantment table

[vale saffron]

i finished filling out the paperwork, gotta turn it in tomorrow

[honest crag]

Yeah, it can get to you constantly applying for stuff and never hearing back, makes you question yourself

[jolly topaz]

lol

[lavish flame]

[topaz pendant]

Bonjour

[jolly topaz]

trying to learn spanish so wanted to know if anyone wanted t have a chat

[lavish flame]

Lol ok

[sly jackal]

that is class ahah

[lavish flame]

Don't remember asking tho

[topaz pendant]

Bonjour

[lavish flame]

Same here

[jolly topaz]

pas francais espagnol

[jolly topaz]

ur mom did in spanish

[tawny galleon]

We dont do ur mum jokes here

Ikr🤓

[topaz pendant]

Hé les gars

[jolly topaz]

he started man

[lavish flame]

Don’t look at the song I’m listening to

[jolly topaz]

salut, ils veulent qu'on parle anglais ici!

[mint surge]

guys
what do you call an alligator that wants to become a detective?

[lavish flame]

Sir speak English not gibberish

[lavish flame]

stfu bout my mom kid

[tawny galleon]

😐

[lavish flame]

I’m to dumb to understand that language

[mint surge]

😦

okay how about this one

[lavish flame]

💯

[jolly topaz]

i would like to know how old you are lol

[mint surge]

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

[lavish flame]

[tawny galleon]

I can only speak one language
Ik a few words in other tho, just not enough to be understood lol

[jolly topaz]

there are too many toxic kids nowadays

[mint surge]

Sofishticated :DDDDD

[tawny galleon]

Cool

[lavish flame]

Special units needed

[jolly topaz]

no idea

[jolly topaz]

see

[tawny galleon]

Ur the one getting butthurt mate

No one is actually being toxic yet

[mint surge]

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

[tawny galleon]

Why

[lavish flame]

My grandpa killed Hitler

[mint surge]

just in case they get a hole in one 😄

[jolly topaz]

dont want to be here when it starts

[tawny galleon]

💀🤓😂

[jolly topaz]

wait 💀

[tawny galleon]

Good fuck off then

[lavish flame]

[sly jackal]

If u don't like it then fuck off

[jolly topaz]

ur grandpa is a legend

[lavish flame]

Ong

[tawny galleon]

True

[jolly topaz]

i do 💀

[jolly topaz]

you dont get this

[mint surge]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

xDDD

[tawny galleon]

💀

[jolly topaz]

💀

[sly jackal]

That jokes dead

[lavish flame]

🤡 bros a actual clown

[mint surge]

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

[lavish flame]

[mint surge]

Sneakers :p

[lavish flame]

You make me want to kill myself

[vale saffron]

lmfao

[mint surge]

hahaha

come on its funny

[tawny galleon]

Hey least he aint toxic🤷🏼‍♂️

[sly jackal]

Plz don't

[vale saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-bleach-mug-clean-yourself-cleaning-gif-10137452

[jolly topaz]

dont recommend

[lavish flame]

[mint surge]

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

[vale saffron]

yeah just some wholesome fun

[crisp summit]

@mint surge your jokes are legendary

[lavish flame]

[vale saffron]

what?

[mint surge]

Irrelephant

[crisp summit]

caine

I have a joke for you

[honest crag]

Jesus Christ lmao

[vale saffron]

what sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

[mint surge]

😮

[lavish flame]

Bro god damn I’m gonna rip your guts out and choke you

[crisp summit]

where did lenny go after the explosion?

[vale saffron]

a nervous wreck

[mint surge]

hmm

where?

[honest crag]

Mood fr

[crisp summit]

bruh @mint surge

[mint surge]

haha

[crisp summit]

everywhere

[mint surge]

wdym?

OH

loool

[lavish flame]

Who wants counterfeit cash

[sly jackal]

🤣🤣🤣

[sly jackal]

Give me weed

[honest crag]

Dad jokes never get old tbh

Always a good time

[tawny galleon]

Give me meth

[crisp summit]

do you guys know who ISIS is?

[mint surge]

What's a robot's favorite snack?????

[lavish flame]

I’m not talking about gta

[vale saffron]

what do you call a factory that makes okay products

[crisp summit]

chips?

[cyan torrent]

E

[sly jackal]

Yeah it's my dad

[lavish flame]

E

[mint surge]

computer chips. good guess bro 😄

[crisp summit]

damn congratulations

[cyan torrent]

E

[mint surge]

?

[lavish flame]

E

[vale saffron]

a satisfactory

[mint surge]

?

[cyan torrent]

Ë

[crisp summit]

how dk you make a good ISIS joke?

[lavish flame]

Irl

[mint surge]

haha

[crisp summit]

the terrorist organization

[mint surge]

yeah I know

I live close to them actually xD

im middle eastern

[crisp summit]

oh

[cyan torrent]

No mods on

[lavish flame]

Leleelekdjdjxpskwjwn keyboard had a stroke

[crisp summit]

well do yk how to make a good joke about them?

[worn crown]

This dlc is gonna be mid at best when it releases

[mint surge]

as a muslim I make those bomb related jokes all the time

[crisp summit]

I already got the milk

[mint surge]

I just dont tell them everhwhere

[vale saffron]

i got carded at a liquor store, and my blockbuster card accidentally fell out. the cashier said never mind

[sly jackal]

who tf asked?

[lavish flame]

[crisp summit]

its not a bomb joke this time

[worn crown]

Your mum

[mint surge]

okay, go on sir 😄

[lavish flame]

I have bombs who needs them

[crisp summit]

it’s all about excecution

[sly jackal]

least my dad didn't leave

[worn crown]

I’m an orphan 🥱

[mint surge]

alrighty then :DDD

[crisp summit]

unlike me

[crisp summit]

you didnt get the joke did you? lmao

[mint surge]

I did

[lavish flame]

Damn I think I bombed the orphanage with 5000000 kids how you survive

[mint surge]

they use bombs to excute ppl

haha

[crisp summit]

yes

[worn crown]

I’m Batman

[crisp summit]

dark humor

[sly jackal]

ikr, we did that 2 days ago

[lavish flame]

I’m ghost rider

[crisp summit]

racecar backwards is racecar

[lavish flame]

Get on my level

[empty frigate]

I you aren’t bruh

[crisp summit]

but racecar sideways is how paul walker died

[worn crown]

I don’t pay taxes☕️

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/well-no-fucking-shit-maximbady-no-really-really-no-way-gif-20513251

[empty frigate]

Good for u

[lavish flame]

Either do I

[crisp summit]

read the rest

[honest crag]

You were so damn close there lol

[tawny galleon]

@sly jackal i sent that before it popped up lol

[crisp summit]

or your brain will commit suicide

[empty frigate]

[worn crown]

I want Faggio Mk2

[sly jackal]

it took a while to lead lol

[crisp summit]

‌‌

‌‌

[lavish flame]

My motorcycle can fly

[honest crag]

Now who looks like a silly twat lol

[mint surge]

okay guys this is a true story!
I was on the plane once, and there were an adorable couple sitting next to me, and I had my laptop on my lap.
the lady peeked her head towarads the guy and said "I think this guy is a terrorist! look at his beard!"
I couldn't hold it anymore tho. they became nervous and I lost it :DDD
I started laughing so hard that I dropped my grenades

[sly jackal]

i was looking at it think oh fuck imma get vilolated if it don't load

[worn crown]

U modder? Give money drop

[crisp summit]

so funny I accidentally blew up my school

[lavish flame]

I’m not a modder

I’m Jesus

[sly jackal]

🤣

[worn crown]

Release gta 8 already

[sly jackal]

i'm your father

[vital dune]

I was trolling 🤣

[lavish flame]

[sly jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-not-its-where-are-gif-18387301

[lavish flame]

Gta 10 should be coming out soon

[mint surge]

don't be mad at my dad jokes guys 😄
"I always tell dad jokes. sometimes he likes them." 😄

[lavish flame]

Since when did you have a dad

[vital dune]

It was funny for me that's all I cared about 😜

[lavish flame]

[sly jackal]

that emoji is sus

[lavish flame]

I agree

[vital dune]

Ik

[worn crown]

I wanna play as Ariel Grande

[sly jackal]

are you working with the IRA?

[vale saffron]

wtf, no

[mint surge]

doesn anyone have the catjam emoji?

i dont have discord nitro

[vital dune]

Idk what's that, I'm Canadian

[crisp summit]

bro someone is actually younger than me in this server @tawny galleon

[lavish flame]

You can play a invisible character aka your dad

[tawny galleon]

Holy fuck lol

[tawny galleon]

💀

[vital dune]

Ur 23? 💀

[sly jackal]

bros on fire

[lavish flame]

[sly jackal]

@lavish flame look at dms bro

[tawny galleon]

😂😂

[sly jackal]

im recruiting for our server lol shushh

[tawny galleon]

Ik

[candid flicker]

Hugo boss

[tawny galleon]

Calvin klein

[crisp summit]

16

you look 12

[candid flicker]

Alright MATE

[sly jackal]

will you stfu already, your not funny

[candid flicker]

Bro how am I trying to be funny

[crisp summit]

get soccer’d

⚽

[sly jackal]

its football

[candid flicker]

W

[sly jackal]

american bastards

[crisp summit]

canadian*

[jolly topaz]

Soccer you europian thing

[crisp summit]

I dont identify as fat

[sly jackal]

im british get it right

[jolly topaz]

same

[sly jackal]

and its fucking FOOTBALL

[jolly topaz]

so tea enjoyer

[mint surge]

it's football guys, only americans call it soccer

[jolly topaz]

its soccer mate

[tawny galleon]

DAFUQ

[mint surge]

football >>>> soccer

[lavish flame]

sounds like you all need freedom

[tawny galleon]

Its fucking football

[lavish flame]

and some red 40

[sly jackal]

bro that is cursed lmao

[jolly topaz]

it aint this is football 🏈

[candid flicker]

Football >>>>>

[tawny galleon]

Thats pussy rugby

[candid flicker]

No that’s rugby

[sly jackal]

up the mags

[jolly topaz]

sorry it aint

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[mint surge]

rugby my frnd

[jolly topaz]

canadian *

[lavish flame]

rugby is a stupid name

[tawny galleon]

Its for pussies who need to wear armour

[crisp summit]

ong

[honest crag]

Handegg

[crisp summit]

racist

[mint surge]

indeed.

[jolly topaz]

football also is tho

[crisp summit]

crazy how I started an argument between two people

[mint surge]

that's Appist lol

[tawny galleon]

How u play it with ur feet

[jolly topaz]

run.

[mint surge]

anyways lads. I'm running out of dad jokes. good night ❤️

[tawny galleon]

Shoot a school

[crisp summit]

wait mb rapist*

[jolly topaz]

lol this happens in britain?

[tawny galleon]

Na america

[glacial fog]

Hi

[candid flicker]

💀💀

[crisp summit]

it started to happen in Canada too

[tawny galleon]

Truth

[jolly topaz]

sometimes I hear gunshots from my american neighbors

[lavish flame]

would you rather us call it the majesty's wombaspacking pigskin aeroball of sport

[jolly topaz]

rarely

[crisp summit]

have you seen montreal??

[sly jackal]

they target practicing ready for school

[unreal echo]

hi

[sly jackal]

hello sir

[crisp summit]

they’re voting a law for the country against close combat weapons @jolly topaz

[tawny galleon]

True

[jolly topaz]

literaly am from montreal

[unreal echo]

Got exams next week

[sly jackal]

my guy, respect

[sly jackal]

best of luck bruva

[crisp summit]

hockey>football

[tawny galleon]

Gl

[unreal echo]

[tawny galleon]

Oh yes
Hockey = a girls game

[candid flicker]

Score predictions England vs France?

[crisp summit]

yeah

[jolly topaz]

now we agree

[tawny galleon]

Lol

[sly jackal]

when they playing lad?

[crisp summit]

you clearly never seen a hockey game before have you?

[candid flicker]

Saturday I think

[tawny galleon]

Yes

Played by girls/women

[crisp summit]

oh right

[sly jackal]

easily 3 - 0

[jolly topaz]

only like competitive is entertaining

[crisp summit]

yk football is also played by womens?

[sly jackal]

yh

[candid flicker]

I think we win on pens

[tawny galleon]

Yeah and the American women did better than the guys 💀😂😂

[jolly topaz]

not football football like american footbal, that cant be possible

[glacial fog]

Nah we’re horrible at pens so I hope we win outright

[sly jackal]

hopefully aye as long as they dont make the same fuck up as last year and put a noobie on pens

[crisp summit]

im talking soccer, but yeah that type too

[jolly topaz]

really? like there is competitive women football

[crisp summit]

https://tenor.com/view/legend-football-football-women-football-gif-8393117

they wear underwears

[tawny galleon]

Naked rugby

[quick depot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-always-come-back-gif-24766276

[jolly topaz]

🤢

[tawny galleon]

YES

[sly jackal]

my guy, much lovebruva

welcom back

[crisp summit]

literally

[quick depot]

Hehehe

[tawny galleon]

Now thats a good sport

[jolly topaz]

perfect for u no wat

[tawny galleon]

I would gladly pay the extortion they demand

[candid flicker]

Anybody played rdr2

[sly jackal]

how was your sentence?

[sly jackal]

nah its shit tbh

[candid flicker]

Story’s good

Online shit as

[tawny galleon]

Read a book

[quick depot]

I wasnt at home these 2hrs lmao

[crisp summit]

google based

[jolly topaz]

perfect

[tawny galleon]

The fuck lol

[sly jackal]

i liked the first rdr it had an amazing story

[candid flicker]

Never played that one

Gta story class

[sly jackal]

you should play it, its an og game

[quick depot]

Bruh rdr is sad

Both games

[sly jackal]

meh that got boring after the 5th time doing 100%

[candid flicker]

I tried just couldn’t find it on Xbox

[sly jackal]

rdr 1 holds memories

[sly jackal]

i played it back on the 360

[quick depot]

2 one tho

[sly jackal]

oh yeah rdr 2 sucks ass

[candid flicker]

I only played hitman and gta on my 360

[sly jackal]

hitman 1 was my favourite

[crisp summit]

rdr 2 is like that piece of art that got abandonned and will become famous once the owner dies

[sly jackal]

meh, be long forgotten by then

[crisp summit]

hopefully

[sly jackal]

its simple, we just don't tell the new gen about it lol

[quick depot]

No💀

[candid flicker]

Mortal kombat story underrated

[sly jackal]

i never played it

[candid flicker]

It’s good

It’s fucking brutal as shit tho

[sly jackal]

fallout new vegas was and still is my all time favouite game

[candid flicker]

They was this 50 cent game I played on the 360 as well

[quick depot]

Bro

That game is goated

I played it on pc not to long ago

[honest crag]

FINALLY

I am purple

[lavish flame]

[candid flicker]

I played it on the 360

[sly jackal]

WEYYYYYY join the gang

[quick depot]

Whos ur favorite charachter

[lavish flame]

hey

[sly jackal]

the chick from ncr

[honest crag]

Ranger Ghost

[quick depot]

Did u played honest hearts dlc

Mine is Joshua Graham by far

[sly jackal]

don't think so no

fallout 4 is fucking brilliant too

[honest crag]

HH was good for the survivalist rifle and the Desert Armour in the start of the game

FO4 isn't a good fallout tho

[quick depot]

Dialogue options are trash

[honest crag]

Good game but not a good fallout

[sly jackal]

piper on the other hand tho was fit af

yous played 76?

i don't recomend unless you want a shit show

[quick depot]

Nah that game is trash

New vegas is best by far

3 is good too

[sly jackal]

yeah

3 was alright just got abit confusing at times

[quick depot]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-joshua-graham-my-beloved-my-beloved-meme-heart-gif-26174892

[honest crag]

3 is my favourite because it was the first fallout i played so it has a special place in my heart and FNV is fantastic considering it was only an 18month window they got

[sly jackal]

i remember that fucking bb rifle you get at the start of 3, that thing was shit

i think there in the making of a fo 5

[quick depot]

https://tenor.com/view/we-cant-expect-god-to-do-all-the-work-gif-21796172

[sly jackal]

skyrim too thats a good game

[lavish flame]

Never played it

[quick depot]

I bought it but didnt played much tbh

[sly jackal]

i got a mod and married the vampire chick

[quick depot]

My favorite rpg is fnv

Nothing beats that

[sly jackal]

valid point

im looking foward to 5 when it comes out

hoping the dialog and story are going to be better

[honest crag]

I hope FO5 is just an RPG instead of what we got in 4

[quick depot]

We can't except God to do all the work

Such a great charachter Joshua is

[sly jackal]

the fo 4 story was so shit imo

have you seen the geordie fo 4? its funns as fuck

[quick depot]

I highly reccomend u to play honest hearts or watch it it is one of the best dlcs

[sly jackal]

i might take a look on yt

[honest crag]

Dead Money doesn't get the love it deserves

[quick depot]

Lonesome road is great too

[honest crag]

Such a massive skill issue when it comes to people hating DM

[quick depot]

Ulysses

[honest crag]

Annoying ass character

[worn crown]

It’s because people are trash. Fallout New Vegas is the best fallout. Unpopular opinion: Fallout 3 and Fallout new Vegas look bad graphically, but it makes the games as good as they are. Fallout four looks like a actual potato in the story is meh

[sly jackal]

far harbour was a good story but thats about it for fo 4 nv will always beat the ranks

im suprised they havnt made a nv enchanted edition tbh

[vale saffron]

im back, just turned in my paperwork

gonna go back tomorrow and see when i can start

[honest crag]

Very good

[sly jackal]

i mean all they need to do is up the graphics and maybe add a new dlc it would become popular

[honest crag]

I think obsidian would rather finish the game than enhance it or put a new DLC in

[sly jackal]

i thought it was bethesdas game

wait, when did bethesda take over?

[worn crown]

I think everybody can agree that far harbor was the best DLC since dead money. I didn’t like the anchorage DLC for fallout 3

[honest crag]

Bethesda owns Fallout but they told obsidian to make it so obsidian got the old Black Isle devs onboard so they could make a "truer" Fallout experience but Bethesda only gave em 18 months start to finish to finish everything except I think they let them come back to finish lonesome road

Anchorage was good because it gave you broken power armour

[sly jackal]

ah fairs

i see why 4 is so shit then

[honest crag]

Pretty good game imo just a bad fallout game

[sly jackal]

tbh bethesda need to stop rushing their games and put time into them it would turn out 10x better

the did the same with skyrim

anyone play sea of thieves?

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