🚔┃gta-discussion

[bitter python]

Your mother

[glad kindle]

In the gym I use like 45

Well no in the gym I use the 30

[feral orbit]

ur weight?

[glad kindle]

I’m like

[feral orbit]

ur like?

[glad kindle]

125-130

[feral orbit]

pounds?

[glad kindle]

Yes

But if ur measuring in kg I’m 57

[feral orbit]

im 54

[feral orbit]

damn thats way much for 57 kg

[sonic tangle]

I’m going to commit war crimes

[glad kindle]

Every time I get on the scale and gain and lose weight

[feral orbit]

i see

[glad kindle]

If u convert the kg into pounds u get my weight

[feral orbit]

yup

[runic star]

I'm stuck at 51, been trying to gain some weights but it's not working

Any advice?

[glad kindle]

Just eat

Anything rlly

[runic star]

I ate 8 pizza slices for lunch yesterday

[glad kindle]

Recently I been consuming whatever I have in my house

[feral orbit]

um im not expert but try increasing your diet and

[runic star]

And i didn't gain anything

[feral orbit]

take proteins maybe

[runic star]

Like vitamin gummies?

[feral orbit]

yup

[glad kindle]

I just consume everything and gain weight barley

[runic star]

Alright

[feral orbit]

with proper advice of a physician

[glad kindle]

I’m mad close to getting a cut body

[solid steppe]

so many times

lfg people are different breed

[runic star]

Lol

[feral orbit]

boring breed

[glad kindle]

Just eat drink lots of water and get lots of vitamin

Vitamin D all that good stuff

Or be like me a consume ur whole house

[still plover]

How did some guy glitch inside the entrance of the casino so he's invincible and can shoot others

[runic star]

Ur built different

[glad kindle]

What’s that one thing called where you eat a lot but barley gain weight

[runic star]

Never seen or heard that glitch before

[still plover]

Well somehow he did it

[glad kindle]

Same thing happened to me but some guy broke into my apartment with a gun

Mini ak47

[ruby widget]

vegetables

[still plover]

Wtf

Broke in

[glad kindle]

I get what u did there

[glad kindle]

Yes

[ruby widget]

i don’t get your joke

[glad kindle]

It wasn’t a joke

[solid steppe]

lol

[glad kindle]

U said vegetables I assumed u were mocking vegans

[ruby widget]

maybe i was

[glad kindle]

💀

I feel like vegans suffer

Instead of eating a BIG juicy tinder juicy fruit fat steak their eating salad

[wintry heron]

Sup y'all

[glad kindle]

Hi

[runic star]

Hello

[glad kindle]

The only salad that’s ever good is Caesar salad and taco salad

[magic geyser]

Matto reminds me of Freddie Mercury

[glad kindle]

Haven’t had a salad since I was in elementary long time it’s been years

[echo dagger]

Matthew Judge?

[magic geyser]

No, Dark Viper

[glad kindle]

Doomsday b2b is a thing?

[echo dagger]

Yea I understood lol

Darkviper is bae

[glad kindle]

Micheal De Santa?

Just had a crazy thought

[echo dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/no-giga-chad-no-gif-21613582

[glad kindle]

Since Michael worked for the fib what if this new dlc features him

😱

[ruby widget]

j

[echo dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-spin-gorilla-gif-20269552

Found real tgg

[ruby widget]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-nawh-no-way-fr-gif-22615915

[magic geyser]

Michael becomes head of FIB

[glad kindle]

He’s a movie star

He also can’t cause there’s someone higher than the FIB

[magic geyser]

But also basically an agent

[runic star]

Nah this dlc will feature IAA not the FIB

[glad kindle]

Same thing just different objectives

[runic star]

They're completely different things

It's like the cia and fbi irl, they're not the same

[patent nexus]

IAA is supposed to be the CIA right

[runic star]

Yeah

[patent nexus]

Alright

[glad kindle]

What a disappointment

fbi=fib

Where’s cia in iaa

[ruby widget]

why does it need to be like fib

[glad kindle]

It doesn’t

It just makes more sense if there was some sort of c in iaa

[tired bear]

Toreador or the opressor mk2?

[bitter python]

Yes and no

[glad kindle]

Mk2 for grinding

[tired bear]

even with the 4m price?

[ruby widget]

mk2

[glad kindle]

Haahahahah funny I got mine cheap

Probably like 1,5m or 1,0m or 1,1m idk

I just got a discount for mine

[tired bear]

well, either ways i think it'll cost around 4m tho

discounts happen within events right?

[glad kindle]

No

[ruby widget]

yeah

[glad kindle]

I say no

I’m talking about owning a terrorbyte and getting a discount

[tired bear]

Ohh.alright

Had my first 5m lol. thinking what tobuy for grinding

thanks a lott

[glad kindle]

It cost 2,9m without discount

[glad kindle]

Don’t buy anything

If I were u I would invest the money

[tired bear]

I have my bunker and kosatka for now, shouldn't i?

[glad kindle]

U should get a agency

That’s just me though

[tired bear]

yea thinking about that next after grinding cayo

im getting bored with grinding cayo due to the travel time xD

[glad kindle]

Agency doesn’t rlly ask for much u buy it do your little contracts and make even more money

[bitter python]

After hours I got the popstar mission but I fucking blow him up

[glad kindle]

Unlike the office where u repeatedly buy crates

[glad kindle]

After hours how hard is it for y’all to get pop star

It’s not hard for me

That’s tuff

Hours?

I could finish 2 whole ass movies in hours

[tired bear]

moer than the cayo perico?

[glad kindle]

Nope

[bitter python]

Bad rng

[glad kindle]

U just get 1 million from dr Dre contract

Than do the security contracts

[tired bear]

all of those missions can be done with friends right?

[glad kindle]

Which gives like 30-40-50-80K

[glad kindle]

Nope

U can do it alone I think

I did mine alone

[tired bear]

I mean its possible to have friends join?

[ruby widget]

why isn't it possible

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/why-isnt-it-possible-christian-bale-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-why-is-it-impossible-gif-18161290

[ruby widget]

why not you stupid bastard :(

[glad kindle]

It’s possible

[round yarrow]

when's the dlc?

[silent stream]

Agent 14 in the resucue setup is the dumbest person alive, like WHY do you literarly rush to death instead of taking cover?!!

[ruby widget]

because he has a pistol

[silent stream]

Woow

[bitter python]

That funny business

[ruby widget]

which is clearly superior to the miniguns and the invisible juggernauts

[silent stream]

Bruh i failed twice cuz he died and i just quit

[bitter python]

How was it

I’m terms of “payout”

[ruby widget]

is it the

xp method

[bitter python]

Fuck man

No

[wintry heron]

Is it better to do cayo at day or night

[patent nexus]

I do it at night

Pretty sure the guards cone of vision gets a bit smaller

[wintry heron]

night gives more frames as well i believe

i believe it runs better

[fervent shard]

i hate when ppl do casino heist when they never did it before and now we gotta sit through that loading screen

god damn

[ruby widget]

even if they haven't done it they can still skip it

[fervent shard]

at like the end

im pretty sure

the leader has left the planning boared

oh hell no

[ruby widget]

you can't skip it then

[cold talon]

Im going to start set ups for my casino heist later today hopefully it’s not the worst thing ever

[wintry heron]

I never done the consino yet been working on the doomsday heist and still tryna finish the cayo heist

[cold talon]

Like the set ups?

[boreal tulip]

You mean cutscene?

[cold talon]

For cayo*

[boreal tulip]

Loading screen exclusive for new players! 🤩

[boreal tulip]

c o n s i n o

Lmao

[wintry heron]

Done all the setups for cayo

[cold talon]

Why are you eating to finish it then you just don’t have the time or sum?

[wintry heron]

Hate the weapons;-;

[fervent shard]

oh yeah that

[fervent shard]

i havent been doin cayo recently i got burnt out and decided to do casino a lot

[cursive sigil]

what is the best helicopter in the game

[fervent shard]

english dave makes me wanna quit gta

[fervent shard]

sparrow or buzzard prob

[cursive sigil]

you can pull out your map and it cancels the call

[wintry heron]

I tried different approach but failed to the buzzards

[fervent shard]

fr?

ty

[cursive sigil]

yes

[fervent shard]

he has to be the most annoying gta character

to exist

[wintry heron]

Isnt it the chopper that can go off the radar

[cursive sigil]

does the akula have homing misslies

lock

[runic star]

Yes

[fervent shard]

thats akula

[runic star]

It has the barrage missiles too. But u can only pick one

[cursive sigil]

lock is probably better becuase my aim is bad

[wintry heron]

That sounds fun tbh

[runic star]

I use the homing too

[fervent shard]

the akula is fun ngl

[runic star]

It's fun if u can aim lmao

[wintry heron]

Doesnt always lock

[runic star]

I'd buy the bombs and homing missiles. But it's up to you

[patent nexus]

If you could toggle homing on/off on the Akula, I'd use homing

But you can't, so I use barrage

[wintry heron]

yall can put choppers in the facility right?

[patent nexus]

No

Only the avenger

[runic star]

U can only store them in a hangar

[carmine geyser]

no

but you can call some from the desk

[patent nexus]

Pegasus ones yeah

[wintry heron]

So only the doomsday chopper can well the setup one

[carmine geyser]

nope

[ruby widget]

i think you can only put the akula in a facility

[runic star]

No

[fervent shard]

hangar

too

[ruby widget]

im not sure

[carmine geyser]

akula didnt work on facility

[wintry heron]

Just did lol

[ruby widget]

yes

[carmine geyser]

if its prep its different

[wintry heron]

For the setups it goes in

[carmine geyser]

not personel vehicle

you cant call that

on freemode

[wintry heron]

You just told me no tho;-;

[runic star]

U can only store an akula during the prep

[wintry heron]

Ok

[carmine geyser]

cant use it on freemode tho

its only for heist prep

[wintry heron]

in yalls opinion whats the best way to enter the cayo heist

[carmine geyser]

longfin

[runic star]

The kosatka approach

[dawn ridge]

anyone got a cool crew?

[runic star]

+aggressor loadout

[cursive sigil]

how do i modify my akula in the hanger

[wintry heron]

So i got to find that

[fervent shard]

it should show a button

[runic star]

U gotta buy vehicle workshop first

[cursive sigil]

it didnt

[carmine geyser]

aggresor shotgun can be used to kill jug

[wintry heron]

That would be easy way in?

[fervent shard]

the juggernaut is pretty hard to kill

[carmine geyser]

its posible to stealth kill using shotgun

[bitter python]

Don’t even need to kill him

[carmine geyser]

pretty easy too

[runic star]

1 clip of the assault shotgun is enough to kill a jugg

[fervent shard]

i dont use aggression tho

[carmine geyser]

less of that

[fervent shard]

i used the military rifle

[runic star]

Oh yeah it's hard to kill a jugv with that

[wintry heron]

or with the other typs of weapons

[fervent shard]

yeah

[carmine geyser]

you can use combat shotgun in the compund

[runic star]

U need 2 ppl to kill it if ur using the military rifle

[bitter python]

Or don’t kill it

[runic star]

Yes, try to avoid it if ur using the rifle

[carmine geyser]

you kinda need to kill it if its 2 player

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[bitter python]

Solo it

[carmine geyser]

make it safer to work around the compund

[carmine geyser]

if there is 3 gold its better to do it 2 dude

[fervent shard]

theres a shotgun?

[carmine geyser]

yes

secret shotgun

[fervent shard]

where

[bitter python]

I run two gold solo with pink diamond on hard

[wintry heron]

Yes and i hate it

[carmine geyser]

you cant grab gold without 2 people

[bitter python]

[carmine geyser]

unless with a glitch

wich is kinda dumb tbh

[bitter python]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-sometimes-my-genius-almost-frightening-driving-car-ride-gif-16463163

[carmine geyser]

waste of time

[bitter python]

Not really I get 1.8mill in 10mins

[wintry heron]

You can grab one painting and some of the drugs that are at the start

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[wintry heron]

if alone

[carmine geyser]

2 people kinda fun

[wintry heron]

An. Yeah

[carmine geyser]

if you only doing it solo its kinda lonly

[wintry heron]

if you dont lose connection at the end

[bitter python]

Time is money I can make 5.4mill an hour

https://tenor.com/view/feel-me-think-about-it-meme-gif-7715402

[carmine geyser]

depends

[runic star]

If ur gonna do it solo, go with the velum approach

[carmine geyser]

if there is 2x money on cargo its posible

[bitter python]

?

What does cargo have to do with cayo?

I make it with solo cayo

[carmine geyser]

must been using mods or replay glitch

[bitter python]

What can I say

[wintry heron]

i got caught after i disabed the tower

[runic star]

How can u do replay glitch when ur doing it solo lmao

[ruby widget]

and you’re level 60 or something 💀

[carmine geyser]

you can

[runic star]

Ur not gonna get anything from the heist

[carmine geyser]

my friend doing it

[bitter python]

Lvl 84

[ruby widget]

console moment

[bitter python]

Nerd

[runic star]

Oh.. pc

[bitter python]

[carmine geyser]

yes

[ruby widget]

[bitter python]

[fervent shard]

i try to avoid the juggernaut in cayo since its so annoying

[ruby widget]

just kill it

[carmine geyser]

i like killing it

[bitter python]

Just avoid it

[fervent shard]

why when u do it solo

its easier not to

[carmine geyser]

sometimes doing cayo aggresive kinda fun too

miniguning all the enemy

[fervent shard]

how do u do velum approach without being detected?

[runic star]

Get a disguise

[carmine geyser]

buy suply stash

[fervent shard]

oh

[ruby widget]

you pay for stash

[carmine geyser]

it will hiden your gun on some location

[fervent shard]

the kostaka approach setup is annoying ngl

[carmine geyser]

just do longfin

its better

[fervent shard]

eh

[ruby widget]

just don’t do cayo

[bitter python]

Is the western reever that fastest motorcycle?

[runic star]

I've been doing cayo for almost 10 months now and i haven't used the longfin

[magic geyser]

Um it's the bati

[carmine geyser]

its great it safe time too

most speedruner used it

[runic star]

What do u do in the setup mission?

[bitter python]

What’s your fastest times?

[fervent shard]

just attach a longfin to ur truck

[ruby widget]

i do your mother

[fervent shard]

5 mins

[runic star]

6 mins

[runic star]

Dad?

[bitter python]

Damn mine is 6:15 with elite

[ruby widget]

i used protection dw

[fervent shard]

damn

[carmine geyser]

6-7

[fervent shard]

mine is like 9 mins wit elite

[runic star]

sounds good

[runic star]

I'm glad you did

[fervent shard]

but a possible spawn is the vespiucci police station

so

[carmine geyser]

you will get cops

[fervent shard]

yeah

you get cops

[runic star]

Oh

[carmine geyser]

but you can lose it by ewo

[bitter python]

Oops

Lmao

[carmine geyser]

grab the boat then after exit thing the station you ewo

thats it

pretty easy to if you have phantom wedge

[runic star]

Sounds easier than the kosatka setup

[bitter python]

No setups is the way to go

[ruby widget]

thanks

[primal terrace]

Hi

[bitter python]

No

[ruby widget]

bye

[carmine geyser]

hello

[primal terrace]

Hi

[runic star]

Goodbye

[bitter python]

[fervent shard]

The velum was destroyed

[primal terrace]

I do the cayo missions in invite only so people won’t come after me while I’m doing the setups

[bitter python]

Skill issue

[runic jackal]

Anyone knows is the games has the white overals from navy captains?

[fervent shard]

what

i had a stroke reading that

[bitter python]

[livid heart]

hello im on pc and i wanted to ask if anyone knows how to get kosatka because i did the bounty things and only the stone hatchet gave me money

[bitter python]

Save up

[livid heart]

so im sitting at 300k with a duke o death a 200k apartment

what should i do for money

[fervent shard]

just do quick job and do casino till u get enough ig lol

[runic star]

Buy the megalodon shark card

[bitter python]

no idea the Gerald missions

[fervent shard]

NO

funny how if u spent 20 dollars for 1.25mil u coulda got that in around 45 mins

[mystic prairie]

servers down?

[bitter python]

Or save up for a arcade since it’s on sale for the next 11 days and work your way up to the sub

[livid heart]

it takes too long get 5 mil with quick missions

[fervent shard]

wym 5mil

its 2.2mil

[bitter python]

More like 10mins

[fervent shard]

bro

im counting setips

[livid heart]

yeah

but

[bitter python]

Who needs setups

[livid heart]

i need to get buzzard with it

[fervent shard]

block

[bitter python]

Pipe her down

[livid heart]

and with buzzard i also need the missile thing

[fervent shard]

casino heist aggresive fun ngl

[fervent shard]

thats not 5mil

its like uh

5mil

[runic star]

Do the casino missions

[livid heart]

ok wait lemme see what ammount it is

[fervent shard]

where do u find those

[bitter python]

In total to get the submarine with the sparrow is 4.4mill since the missiles

[runic star]

Inside the casino

Near the horse racing thingy

[fervent shard]

no ask

[bitter python]

Or gamble your way up to 5mill

[livid heart]

who has kokastka

[fervent shard]

hell no

[fervent shard]

me

i got 5 of them

[livid heart]

can i do cayo perico with u

[fervent shard]

its not set up

[tough mountain]

me

[livid heart]

i can help with setups

[bitter python]

Def not me

[livid heart]

i just need u to let me do cayo with u

[tough mountain]

makes his living out of time trials and rc time trials

[fervent shard]

wanna do doomsday wit me

[livid heart]

whats that

[fervent shard]

doom act 1`

[livid heart]

idk what that is

[bitter python]

I get my money from Simeon car delivery’s

[fervent shard]

ok

[bitter python]

[digital burrow]

cayo setup is so long , how to get it done

[livid heart]

i need something that can get me alot of money

[fervent shard]

its easy bro

...

[digital burrow]

really?

[tough mountain]

holy fuck ultra chad spotted

[fervent shard]

bro its so easy

[digital burrow]

how

@fervent shard

[fervent shard]

its the easiest thing ever bro

💀

[tough mountain]

sparrow or mk2

[digital burrow]

i did intel gather

then

[tough mountain]

or any air vehicle for that matter

[fervent shard]

i can do it in 30 mins

[tough mountain]

fastest i ever did was 26 minutes tops

[runic star]

This is the only guy who returned simeon's favor

[tough mountain]

with sparrow

[bitter python]

Gather intel takes max 10mins

[digital burrow]

what , shouldnt i collect the vehicles

heists*

[fervent shard]

i use sparrow or oppressor

[fervent shard]

no

not really

it depends what route u take then

[tough mountain]

both are good tbh

[bitter python]

Well I have not done it in a long time if you catch my drift

[fervent shard]

bro

ur flexing ur replay glitch

💀

[bitter python]

Who said that

Glitch talk?

[tough mountain]

an hour if your skill issued ass gets caught by the guards

[covert flare]

L

[fervent shard]

💀

[bitter python]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[upbeat salmon]

Love how my wifi immediately becomes shit when I play gta

[fervent shard]

i dont notice latency on gta 5

[livid heart]

can i do cayo perico with someone?

[tough mountain]

disconnect phone

[tough mountain]

#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc

[livid heart]

ty

[static shuttle]

I can help for 85% cut

[fervent shard]

lol

[tough mountain]

go fuck yourself

[upbeat salmon]

I want 100

[static shuttle]

sure

[tough mountain]

yes ik you are swirly

[fervent shard]

give me 100% or im leaving

[bitter python]

😐

[tough mountain]

an ass whooping i'll give you

[static shuttle]

how does one fuck themselves?

[tough mountain]

[fervent shard]

have a massive c-

[static shuttle]

...

[bitter python]

I honestly think you know the answer the that question

[upbeat salmon]

masturbate

[static shuttle]

ok, goodbye once again

[bitter python]

Or a purple phallus

[fervent shard]

o

k

[upbeat salmon]

Vibrator could also work

[static shuttle]

are you really fucking yourself if a machine or object is doing it for you?

[fervent shard]

.

[tough mountain]

no

[bitter python]

A bendy strap on

[upbeat salmon]

You’re the controlling it so ye

[fervent shard]

i just realized what channel we are in and what we are talking about....

[bitter python]

Talking about dildos in gta ofc

[static shuttle]

the usual

[upbeat salmon]

Amanda has a dildo

[fervent shard]

.

[bitter python]

[fervent shard]

i got earraped a week ago in gta vc

[glad kindle]

Finally not on time out

[drowsy star]

brhuv

[glad kindle]

Got put on time out for harmless video

L

It was funny to

[drowsy star]

im on ps4 and i search for a good crew to join

[fervent shard]

do crews even matter

[drowsy star]

anyone knows ?

idk

so crews are useless ?

[bitter python]

I’ve never heard anyone talk in gta

[upbeat salmon]

For crew logos obviously

[fervent shard]

oh

[drowsy star]

so crew are useless ?

[glad kindle]

Nop they have some good benefits

[drowsy star]

as ?

[static shuttle]

color

[glad kindle]

Rewards

[bitter python]

I joined a console players crew but bc I’m on pc now I don’t have any crew members

[glad kindle]

Free 200K when u join first crew

[upbeat salmon]

logos are not useless

[glad kindle]

Aka social club

[fervent shard]

oh

[glad kindle]

I joined a supreme crew

One time

[drowsy star]

well now

[glad kindle]

I recently joined a new one

Also u can put ur crew logo on clothes

Benefits

[drowsy star]

hahhah

carcomunities crews ?

[glad kindle]

I was thinking about joining one

Just to show off my cars

[bitter python]

Your cars suck

[clear sail]

Anyone wanna do diamond casino heist in a few hours on PC. Btw you will have to host and I join

This is on PC aswell

[bitter python]

[clear sail]

Dont mind my pfp that says xbox

[glad kindle]

Wrong channel bud

[static shuttle]

Hosting casino heist in a couple of hours, giving 0% cut

[bitter python]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-losers-good-night-losers-loser-gif-22211969

[glad kindle]

Wrong channel bud

[clear sail]

Wow finn your really funny

[upbeat salmon]

I’m in

[static shuttle]

hello in

[runic star]

Welcome back lol

[feral orbit]

goodnight Tits

[feral orbit]

[wintry heron]

Whos tryna play?

[fallow mural]

Hey @wintry heron, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[boreal tulip]

TGG Discord members trying not to say dead chat for 10 seconds challenge

[boreal tulip]

LSPD my brother

[feral orbit]

dead chat

[tough mountain]

its the sound of da police

[boreal tulip]

woo woo

[feral orbit]

💀

where did this used to come thou?

[tough sierra]

Lmao I have thrown a sticky on an NPC and he ran to another player

Blown him up

[boreal tulip]

Ok griefer

[signal dirge]

lol

[echo dagger]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-we-do-a-medium-amount-of-trolling-troll-trolling-peter-griffin-gif-20853348

[ruby widget]

do it again but irl

[echo dagger]

Interesting

[signal dirge]

ok

going to do it now

[ruby widget]

good luck

[signal dirge]

thanks

[tough sierra]

Dude shut up.. ur that type of guy, calling everyone a griefer who kills other people.. or even pulls out a gun in the radius of 300 metres of another player

[boreal tulip]

Bro you literally grief

I'm not basing it on your latest message

[tough sierra]

No where did I grief him

[boreal tulip]

Dumbass

[ruby widget]

Dumbass

[boreal tulip]

_ _

This is an example of you griefing

[tough sierra]

Ok cool

Antigriefer

[boreal tulip]

Yes I am an antigriefer

What about that

[tough sierra]

Antigriefers are cringe

[signal dirge]

how do I get custom plates on my cars??

[ruby widget]

ifruit app on your real phone

and android doesn’t work

[tough sierra]

You can't

[wintry heron]

So you’re a griefer

[wintry heron]

The iFruit mobile app

[signal dirge]

it’s not on App Store

[ruby widget]

it is

[wintry heron]

What phone you got

[signal dirge]

iphone

[wintry heron]

You should be able to download

[ruby widget]

yes i have the app on iphone

[signal dirge]

how does the app look

[wintry heron]

@tough sierra are you a griefer

[signal dirge]

show in media

[tough sierra]

When I bought the lazer i tried to practice strafe on some people

[wintry heron]

Are you a griefer tho

[boreal tulip]

Lmao of course you say that

[ruby widget]

i sent it

[boreal tulip]

If we are cringe then you are supreme premium cringe

[ruby widget]

fr

[wintry heron]

I thought ur pfp was Tom conners for a second

[boreal tulip]

Dang, you spend so much time on griefing that you don't even know stuff from the game

[wintry heron]

💀

[tough sierra]

Nah only sometimes when people deserve it.. Ye sometimes I grief a bit with no reason but most of the time I just troll people

[wintry heron]

Bro thinks Trevor’s a gangster

[boreal tulip]

Dodges the question

[wintry heron]

Bro thinks micheals a psycho

[signal dirge]

lol

[wintry heron]

Franklins rich guys

Well

He can be

Franklins married with kids

Wait he is

💀

[tough sierra]

Im on android so idfk how to get the ifruit app.. and I'm playing gta for like 2-3 months now

Only gtao

[boreal tulip]

Bruh you can get it on android

[wintry heron]

Two to three months 💀💀💀💀

New players always griefers istg

[cursive sigil]

what button is it to modify aircraft

[carmine geyser]

download app i forgot its name

[ruby widget]

e

[manic quail]

is it worth getting hte trade price for opressor mk1?

[ruby widget]

no

[buoyant scaffold]

yes

time efficient probably not but more fun than cayo

[signal river]

Can armoured kuruma be remote controlled in gta 5?

[keen basalt]

Can anyone help us with humain labs we have one setup left then finale dm me if u can

[buoyant scaffold]

No

[signal river]

No to who

[buoyant scaffold]

You

[signal river]

Ok

🥺

[ruby widget]

no

[keen basalt]

Ok 👍

[ruby widget]

you can probably ask it in lfg channels

[fallow mural]

Hey @keen basalt, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[olive ermine]

which mod did that?

[ruby widget]

uh

tazer

[signal river]

My balls itchy

[ruby widget]

not relatable

[wintry heron]

[ruby widget]

ily

[wintry heron]

ilym

[olive ermine]

[wintry heron]

hands moved faster than my eyes sorry for the typo

[ruby widget]

you have really cleaned cayo lfg channels

[swift delta]

What cars should I buy I have 50mill

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron keep yourself safe

👍

[stiff bough]

annis euros

[wintry heron]

Whats the fastest car in gta rn

[ruby widget]

vigilante

[wintry heron]

oh i always fasten my seatbelt thank you

@swift delta its not a great idea to waste money on cars

[stable oar]

Its an amazing idea

[wintry heron]

Fr

if you already have upgraded businesses and forecloses and the terrorbyte and kostaka and that shit

then sure buy cars

[stable oar]

I got nothing

[wintry heron]

well those are investments

whilst you can grab a car off the road anytime

[twilit verge]

H

[ruby widget]

h

[cold talon]

H

[stable oar]

I saw a bunch of cops on the top of a hill

There was some old looking car aswell so i stole it

[cold talon]

Name of the game

[stable oar]

Real life

[cold talon]

Your playing grand theft auto 5 in real life is craaaazy

[stable oar]

What is all that knocking!?

Im the one who knocks.

[cold talon]

?

[humble hinge]

Is the vigilante just an overpriced batmobile

[olive ermine]

[cold talon]

Bro can people stop complaining about mods asking about replay glitch in #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4 like bro your the one glitching money instead of earning it smh

[stable oar]

Yuh but its fun

[cold talon]

Overpriced? A bat mobile can never be over priced. I always wanted to say … I’m Batman

[solid steppe]

🍞

[olive ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-bread-bread-gif-19081960

[ruby widget]

fr

[ruby widget]

is there another batmobile

[humble hinge]

No

[cold talon]

I don’t get it I love grinding idk why they don’t

[humble hinge]

The grind never stops

[rapid rover]

LOL

hahahahahaah

😂🤣

SO FUNNY

I'm so dead

[ruby widget]

ikr

[rapid rover]

YE

[mild tusk]

bread

[cold talon]

I want porckchop skin

[runic star]

Hello

Oh its you

[olive ermine]

hi

[ruby widget]

hello

[cold talon]

Lol - 🤓

Nah I’m js playing

[runic star]

“Lol - 🤓” -🤓

[glossy prism]

I finally learned how to fly hydra like an actual jet

[wintry heron]

Anyone wanna mess around in publics?

[glossy prism]

It feels kinda weird but its cool

[runic star]

“A smart individual”

Sure sure

I just finished writing the apology powerpoint

Stfu u cant even read

Ok sarcastic man

[stark jewel]

Hey how i can check my rank

[runic star]

Have u seen the new minions movie yet

[runic star]

#🤖┃bot-commands type !rank

[wintry heron]

Anyone tryna play?

Bet

[runic star]

Sure

I dont think we live in the same country tho

[wintry heron]

😭

[runic star]

Yeh sure

I can stream it on discord tho

(123movies)

[wintry heron]

Dont call me out like that damn

[runic star]

Yessir

[stark jewel]

Thankyou

[runic star]

No worries

[runic star]

Sure what u wanna do?

Racing?

[glossy prism]

I think i will download trainer for GTA SA

And i feel no shame cuz i completed the game already

Yeah, but that doesnt mean that i wont play it anymore

[wintry heron]

Kdf?

[runic star]

Kdf?

[glossy prism]

What

[wintry heron]

Chop fights

[runic star]

Dogfight?

Im confused lmao

[wintry heron]

Like fist fighting

Job name etc

[runic star]

Ohh

Yeah no i hate that job cuz everyone keeps spamming punches lol

[wintry heron]

Incase you wanted t know double X r2 is how you spam the punches

[polar cliff]

Who can play gta with me

[runic star]

Ty

[polar cliff]

What

[ruby widget]

get bitches first

[polar cliff]

Ok

[runic star]

No bitches?☹️

[olive ermine]

sed

[ruby widget]

https://tenor.com/view/foss-no-bitches-no-hoes-0bitches-no-gif-24529727

[wintry heron]

Bro’s pfp is a random girl 💀

[polar cliff]

Yes😭😭

[runic star]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-henry-minney-josh-gough-joshua-bald-gif-24623812

[feral orbit]

Lolll

[ruby widget]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[runic star]

Its my cousin. U got a problem?

[wintry heron]

?av @runic star

[olive ermine]

[wintry heron]

U sure?

Bro has his cousin as his pfp 💀

Even weirder

[feral orbit]

L

[runic star]

Yea we went fishing yesterday and she told me she likes me

[wintry heron]

!av @runic star

[runic star]

So i use her as my pfp now

[hoary dome]

New mods are b2b police

[wintry heron]

You’re cousins bro…

[feral orbit]

L

[olive ermine]

lol

[hoary dome]

It’s funny seeing it in the chats

[runic star]

So?

[wintry heron]

Bro 💀

[feral orbit]

Hello trying so hard to use mod commands

[polar cliff]

Can someone play eith me gta

[wintry heron]

Sure

[runic star]

What u wanna do? Races?

[feral orbit]

Go to lfg channels

[polar cliff]

Idk

Missions

[boreal tulip]

LFG

[wintry heron]

Wanna do dogfights?

[polar cliff]

Yes

[boreal tulip]

lfg-other-ps

[ruby widget]

nice fantasy

[wintry heron]

Add me dipicrylamine

@runic star send the full pic of your pfp

[runic star]

Lmao

[feral orbit]

Is ur cousin older than u or smaller?

[wintry heron]

“Older or smaller” 💀

[olive ermine]

lol

[feral orbit]

Yeah

[boreal tulip]

Bro it's not their fault that it's literally the rules lmao

[feral orbit]

It matters

[boreal tulip]

Don't cry bout it

[polar cliff]

Accept

[stiff bough]

fr old mods never cared to check the lfg chanbelz

[wintry heron]

What’s wrong with B2b?

[runic star]

12 years older

[stiff bough]

channels

[olive ermine]

damn

[boreal tulip]

It's a glitch

[feral orbit]

Lollllllll

[stiff bough]

🧐🧐🧐

[feral orbit]

Bwuahahahahahha

[ruby widget]

[wintry heron]

So?

[boreal tulip]

Rules

[feral orbit]

How old are u then?

[runic star]

Yea it’s hard out here in alabama

[olive ermine]

full pic

[ruby widget]

lmao

[polar cliff]

Dipi can u accept

[wintry heron]

Yeah one sec

[runic star]

No shes mine, date ur own cousin

[feral orbit]

Yeah

[polar cliff]

Ba

[feral orbit]

Like im gonna date someone 12 yrs older

She is dumbb

[ruby widget]

you did it?

[runic star]

💀

[wintry heron]

Send the full pic I wanna seee sum

[runic star]

No means no

[polar cliff]

Ok

[feral orbit]

Bruh

No ratio

[wintry heron]

She looks familiar

[olive ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/why-whatever-gif-23592041

[wintry heron]

Almost like I’ve seen her on tinder for some reason

[runic star]

Wait r u joe?

[olive ermine]

lol

[wintry heron]

Yeah

Bro tried to joe mama me 💀

Bro likes cock 💀

[ruby widget]

[runic star]

Man fuck u u cheated on her, thats the reason she came to me

[wintry heron]

Is she your discord kitten?

[runic star]

No

Imagine having a discord kitten, so cringe

[hoary dome]

Looool

[runic star]

No offense btw

[wintry heron]

Ik lmao that’s why I asked

[feral orbit]

@polar cliff nice username is it true also?

[ruby widget]

yeah she’s your real life kitten, so much cooler

[wintry heron]

Fr

[feral orbit]

Ur cringe ur self

Dating 12 yrs older

[wintry heron]

Fr 💀

[runic star]

💀

Nah im jk i found this pic on pinterest

[wintry heron]

Fr 💀 (technoblade emoji)

[wintry heron]

It’s so obvious lmao

[olive ermine]

[feral orbit]

What!

man i fell for it

[wintry heron]

Ain’t no way

[runic star]

Wait really?

[feral orbit]

Yeah lol

[wintry heron]

😱😱😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[runic star]

No way lmaoo

[feral orbit]

L

[olive ermine]

lol

[runic star]

A guy told me to back up to his italian sausage today

[ruby widget]

the situation must have been too relatable to you

jk

[wintry heron]

Bro wanted to believe it

[runic star]

A lot of ppl actually thinks that if u have a girl pfp ur a girl irl

[wintry heron]

Bro wanted him to keep going with the story

[wintry heron]

ONly moderators

[feral orbit]

Yeah y else would u keep it thou

[runic star]

“We went fishing yesterday and she told me she likes me” how could u fall for this 💀

[feral orbit]

Unless ur a pern

Perv*

[wintry heron]

Bro probz got hard over it

@feral orbit u enjoy the story?

[feral orbit]

Yeah didnt get a moral thou

Dont believe in girl pfps from now onwards?

[runic star]

Moral of the story

[wind ocean]

Who want to help on setup …. Only 1 last setup remains on doomsday

[runic star]

Yes

[feral orbit]

Go to lfg plss

[wintry heron]

Not me

[feral orbit]

Lfg-doomsday-ps4

[olive ermine]

What's the fastest car?

[runic star]

Tezeract

[wind ocean]

Yes ps4 doomsday last setup…pm if you want to help

[fallow mural]

Hey , These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[wintry heron]

Someone dogfight me

[junior cove]

If I destroyed 9 out of 10 duggan shipments, whats the difference?

[wind ocean]

Distroy all and it will weaken their ammunition

[feral orbit]

💀 Whats cyclone then

[runic star]

2nd fastest car

[feral orbit]

Dont destroy any of them

[feral orbit]

Watch one spot gaming

Cyclone is faster

[runic star]

Alright

Imma have to buy it soon

[ruby widget]

no

[upbeat salmon]

Finally made a decent 2nd character

[ruby widget]

a girl innit

[smoky ginkgo]

He's probally doing aggresive approach

[feral orbit]

Okay

[feral orbit]

Is it the opposite gender of the first character?

[upbeat salmon]

Yep

[feral orbit]

I see why

[upbeat salmon]

why?

I just did it since I was bored

[ruby widget]

to satisfy your lust

[upbeat salmon]

Nice

[wintry heron]

?

[upbeat salmon]

I will for 20 free cayos with 85% cut

[tough sierra]

I got 4,8 million

Dont know what to buy tho

[tulip widget]

kid named finger, my dildo gone, cutting it off

choose

[tough sierra]

Is the mc business with cars worth it?

Is the vehicle warehouse worth it?

[glossy prism]

I think i will get myself oppressor mk2 after grinding cayo

[olive ermine]

buy cars

[signal river]

Is it true original kuruma has bullet proof windows now

[tough sierra]

^

[tulip widget]

For grinding?

[olive ermine]

u have kosatka?

[tough sierra]

Sure lmao

[olive ermine]

then its useless

[tough sierra]

Im tired of doing cayo the whole time

Wanna do something else tbh

Not only heists the whole time

But does the vehicle warehouse gove mich money?

Or is it trash like the hangar

[tired bear]

ifyh

ify*

[high tundra]

80k for like 15-20 mins of work

[tired bear]

is the nightclub+terrorbyte discount for the opressor worth getting?

[tough sierra]

Hmm

[high tundra]

worse than a payphone hit, but vehicle warehouse can be quite fun

[olive ermine]

yea

[tired bear]

Try the angency weaps

[echo pelican]

wassup fuckers

[tired bear]

missions rather

[static shuttle]

a single payphone hit pays more than a top range car, also a very tedious process of driving around

[glossy prism]

Yup

And for flying around

[tired bear]

up

[echo pelican]

how much pay

[tough sierra]

Ye but payphone hits arent on 2x for ever

[echo pelican]

well that fawking sucks

[static shuttle]

80k as Stig said

[upbeat salmon]

Cc kinda sucks

Can’t make no replica of characters

[glossy prism]

I also will buy myself a jet, but idk which one

[upbeat salmon]

You can’t even make a gta character

[glossy prism]

The uh molotok and warthog one looks interesting

[static shuttle]

for pve or pvp reasons?

[upbeat salmon]

Can’t create john, claude or niko

[echo pelican]

Lazer

[glossy prism]

For flying

Occassionaly shooting down mosquitos

[echo pelican]

Use the lazer

Its faster

[static shuttle]

yep

[echo pelican]

how much you got though

cuz its expensive asf

[glossy prism]

14k

[upbeat salmon]

But expensive

[olive ermine]

u think lazer overprice?

[echo pelican]

it is

[upbeat salmon]

Is it really worth it just to go a little faster than the hydra?

[glossy prism]

But i will grind cayo when i get the submarine so i think i will be able to buy anything that isn't Swift deluxe or luxor deluxe

[echo pelican]

dont know

[boreal palm]

Prolly not but i find more enjoyment riding with the lazer then the hydra ( i own both)

[echo pelican]

same

[upbeat salmon]

Nice name

[glossy prism]

I heard that pyro is good

[echo pelican]

then get it

[glossy prism]

I still have time to think about it