🚔┃gta-discussion

[compact ginkgo]

they better not bring back english dave

[onyx imp]

I’m unsure about that kapitan

[patent nexus]

Jokes aside, play for as long as you're having fun @glossy prism

[onyx imp]

Ik it’s just a joke, I won’t be in this server if I don’t know what gta is

[tough sierra]

I'm level 78 and completely addicted to it

[patent nexus]

I'm like

300 something

[onyx imp]

When u reach level 100 ur gonna be bored

[pliant umbra]

@glossy prism is it rlly 5 days till gay month?

[compact ginkgo]

i'm almost lvl 150

[glossy prism]

Nah i'm just too lazy to change it

[pliant umbra]

Low level

[compact ginkgo]

and gta 5 is meh

[onyx imp]

Oh my days what do u even do

[patent nexus]

Kill people

And fly

[tough sierra]

Meanwhile some mf on level 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999889999999999999999

Telling its not modded

[pliant umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/seth-meyers-here-you-go-letter-l-take-the-l-gif-17811613

[patent nexus]

You say there's nothing to do in gta but have you flown through the crane at the construction tower backwards?

Jets are pretty fun in gta

[compact ginkgo]

@pliant umbra this video is sponsored by nord VPN

[pliant umbra]

Life is

This existence is brought to you by nord vpn where you can pirate stuff withour the fbi comming to your house

[tough sierra]

Wanna know what is real fun in gtao?

Griefing peoples I/E and call them noobs and spawncamp them until they dont have any fun in gtao

[craggy girder]

what if there will be

[patent nexus]

The funniest thing is actually to go against wannabe tryhards

Because they get really angry when they lose

👀

[craggy girder]

no

[tough sierra]

"Gotta teach these people some lessons"

[craggy girder]

true

[tough sierra]

🤓

[patent nexus]

Wanna know what's funnier than wannabe tryhards though?

Wannabe anti-griefers

[compact ginkgo]

the only leave the fbi will leave is a body count

[patent nexus]

They'll look for any reason to go after you and then call you a griefer to justify it

[tough sierra]

Nah kids are the funniest

[compact ginkgo]

turrest set up

[tough sierra]

If you kill them over and over again thwy get so mad

[whole minnow]

Selling a 2 months game pass for cheap since I don’t play Xbox text me and I show you

[compact ginkgo]

@tough sierra yesterday this guy sent me a picture of him about to using the orb cannon on and me

on me"

and he never did.

[tough sierra]

[compact ginkgo]

i even told him to do it

[modern garden]

Also Wannabe Barcode griefers

[tough sierra]

What a gigachad

[pliant umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-nagito2-nagito-bot-gif-23557998

[patent nexus]

Has happened to me a couple of times, and if they do accuse me of being a griefer I'll be like "Me? Griefing? I'll show you what griefing looks like", grab a lazer and kill the entire session to piss the "anti-griefer" off

[pliant umbra]

Gambling> cayo

[patent nexus]

I do that rarely, but when I do I leave grinders alone

[pliant umbra]

Rookie numbers

[craggy girder]

nice joke btw

[patent nexus]

Honestly I can see why people try to kill an entire session, it's actually kinda fun if I'm being honest

[pliant umbra]

It aint a joke

[compact ginkgo]

bruh i shot this guy in the neck and he didn't die

[patent nexus]

It's also obnoxious, so I don't usually do it

[pliant umbra]

How do you think i bought a yatch

[compact ginkgo]

and now stealth is now a body county

[wintry heron]

911

[patent nexus]

I think I know

[craggy girder]

it is

[pliant umbra]

Some not so legit gambling

[wintry heron]

No it isn’t

[craggy girder]

Cayo B2B>gambling

[pliant umbra]

'nt

[pliant umbra]

[wintry heron]

Sounds like you never gambled 😹

[tough sierra]

Typical "how to make millions of dollars in 3 minutes" video be like:

Hello guys today I'll show you how to make the most money in gta online. But first I wanna show you my newest sponsor ____. There you can buy gta money. With my code ____ you even get 5% off.
Anyways guys fhis infinite money method will make the billions in just a few minutes

[pliant umbra]

Prostitues is best money making method

[craggy girder]

ok bye

[pliant umbra]

Second is gambling

[wintry heron]

Nah punching npcs and stealing their cash is the best way

[patent nexus]

Headhunter is pretty fun

Especially when you try to do it as fast as possible

[tough sierra]

Bro you pay them.. hundreds of dollars. You just get ur own money back

[patent nexus]

The fastest I've done headhunter solo was in 56 seconds with a hydra

[pliant umbra]

I dont think you get it...

You brcome them

[tough sierra]

Best way is calling mugglers on low levels

[compact ginkgo]

i always kill them

by running them over

[patent nexus]

Op grinding strat

[compact ginkgo]

how to make money with them

pick them up

[tough sierra]

Who doesn't do that?

[compact ginkgo]

then kill them after you're done

[tough sierra]

It is lmao

[compact ginkgo]

and get your money back

[tough sierra]

You spend 1k and get 5k

Or 3k

[patent nexus]

Wanna know what the most OP grinding strat is though? Getting a lazer and destroying a lvl 34s cargo, it even says you get cash and RP for it

[compact ginkgo]

what about the flag girls>

[compact ginkgo]

imagine

[tough sierra]

Yes 2k are worth it

[compact ginkgo]

yes

2k are worth it

i could rob two stores and get more

smh

[patent nexus]

To be honest

[compact ginkgo]

that is the store owner is a prick and has 1k worth of money

[tough sierra]

And then tell them that they are just bad at the game and thats their fault

[patent nexus]

I wish griefing in GTA was interesting

Like

[compact ginkgo]

i wish it never existed

even better

:)

[patent nexus]

I wish you could steal somebodys cargo in a fair way, keep it yourself and then sell it

THAT would be fun

[compact ginkgo]

well

i guess that is ok

[patent nexus]

Griefing in GTA now is just shooting fish in a barrel to be a dick

[tough sierra]

It is lmao
Sometimes when I'm bored I randomly grief people (if they were aggressive against me before)

[patent nexus]

There's no incentive to do it besides to be an annoying shit

[compact ginkgo]

@patent nexus you're driving a delivery van

[patent nexus]

I mean cargo

[compact ginkgo]

they they say you should be able to defend yourself

after they used a lazer to kill you

[tough sierra]

Yesterday theres been a guy.. I wanted to make friends with him and took a super sport car.. that mf killed me and blew up my car right after

[patent nexus]

That's exactly my point, griefers have a massive advantage and they don't even gain anything from doing it

[tough sierra]

Got my mk 2 and destroyed his cargo

[patent nexus]

It's just to be an annoying shit

[tough sierra]

And killed him until my ammo was empty

[compact ginkgo]

what i say to griefers

whatever they're using

that that lazer and shove it up your ass

so we can call you lazershit

[tough sierra]

Nah rogue griefers are chads imo

[patent nexus]

When I do headhunter and somebody tries to interfere, I like that

It makes it more interesting

Also since I usually use lazer/hydra to do it, they're usually unsuccessful anyways

[compact ginkgo]

wdym rogue griefers?

[tough sierra]

Theres a plane named rogue

[compact ginkgo]

oh

ok

[tough sierra]

Its the gigachad plane

[compact ginkgo]

just the way you said it

[patent nexus]

Headhunter is 20k though, if somebody griefs 500k worth of product when I'm in a delivery truck then yeah I'd get mad

I used to use the Rogue all the time

[compact ginkgo]

oh wait

[patent nexus]

It's a pretty cool plane

[compact ginkgo]

you wanna know something

[patent nexus]

Second fastest plane in the game btw, just behind pyro

[compact ginkgo]

this guy was actting like i was too scared to kill him

but he was in a facility

[pliant umbra]

First?

[tough sierra]

What? The rogue is fast?

[compact ginkgo]

with the orb cannon ready

[patent nexus]

Yes?

[tough sierra]

Always thought rhe roque is slow af

[patent nexus]

Faster than hydra

[tough sierra]

Where can I buy the pyro?

[patent nexus]

It accelerates like a broken down lada, but it has the second highest top speed

[patent nexus]

Warstock

[tulip widget]

birb

birb

[compact ginkgo]

birb

[tulip widget]

birb

[tough sierra]

The b11 is also a chad plane

[glossy prism]

Brib

[compact ginkgo]

warthog?

[tulip widget]

warthog is funny name

[compact ginkgo]

because that's basically what it is

[whole minnow]

Selling a 2 months game pass for cheap since I don’t play Xbox text me and I show you

[patent nexus]

B11 is nice

You can ram into cars and people on ground with it without taking much damage

It's also like the 2nd best dogfighter

[compact ginkgo]

i call it warthog

because that's literally what it's

[tough sierra]

Guys is a hydra good snough to spawn camp people?

[compact ginkgo]

no

because nobody does that

unless they're a griefer

by all means

[tough sierra]

I will spawncamp these mf tryhards till they cry

[compact ginkgo]

kill them as much as you want

[compact ginkgo]

ok

that's good

you do that

[tough sierra]

I'm sick of these idiots randomly farming kd on me while I just wanna drive my tuned cars

[compact ginkgo]

imagine

bruh killing someone who's in a tuned car

is just dumb

[tough sierra]

Ik

[patent nexus]

Yes

Absolutely

Not as good as the lazer for spawncamping specifically

[tough sierra]

I just wann ride my ignus through the city and take some hoolers and then these bitches start farming kd on me

[patent nexus]

But it is extremely good

[tough sierra]

Ye but im tired of grinding tbh

I need 3 more cayos to get the lazer

[patent nexus]

Though, to properly spawntrap people, you need a lot of experience with jets @tough sierra

[tough sierra]

I already did 3 today

4*

[patent nexus]

When I say spawntrap, I don't mean killing someone, waiting for them to spawn, flying at them, hoping they don't take you down and then killing them again

[frosty linden]

I usually use the savage to spawn camp people

it's very underrated.

and it takes 2 rpg's to take down.

or 2 homing's, i'm not sure.

[patent nexus]

I mean literally spawning above somebody with your guns pointed at them so there's next to nothing they can do to fight back

It is a pretty disgusting strat but some people deserve it

[tough sierra]

Qhat do you rhink is the best way to kill people over and over again

[patent nexus]

Lazer

If you're good with it

[tough sierra]

I'm not good with jets tbh

But I will hopefully learn to use it

[patent nexus]

Most people won't even have time to figure out where they are before they're dead again and again

[tulip widget]

Is lazer just able to stay in one place without moving

[tough sierra]

No

[frosty linden]

no.

[patent nexus]

It doesn't have vtol, if that's what you're asking

[tough sierra]

Hydra has vtol right?

[frosty linden]

Give the Savage a try.

[patent nexus]

But you can kind of stay in the same place

[frosty linden]

yep.

[patent nexus]

Yes

[compact ginkgo]

what's vtol?

[patent nexus]

If I had my desktop I'd demonstrate what I mean

[patent nexus]

Vertical take off and landing

[tough sierra]

Well its not that exp

[compact ginkgo]

oh ok

[tulip widget]

why doesn't the plasma cutter pop up when I'm doing cayo

[compact ginkgo]

i have it

[tough sierra]

Which weapons does it have?

[frosty linden]

vertical take-off and landing

[compact ginkgo]

but it is weak as shit

[frosty linden]

Explosive cannon

[compact ginkgo]

it only takes a couple hits if you have cops for it to start smoking

[frosty linden]

and homing and non-homing missiles.

[tough sierra]

Wait i just watch a vid about the savage

[patent nexus]

Only certain primary objectives give the plasma cutter

[compact ginkgo]

you can only change color

[patent nexus]

Others give a code for the safe

[tulip widget]

its making me get madrazo files

[frosty linden]

it's not?

[tulip widget]

Does the second time I do cayo make it so I can get diamond

[patent nexus]

Explosive cannons and missiles
The missiles are shit
The cannon is one of the most overpowered things in the game

[frosty linden]

it's way better than the other heli's in game.

[compact ginkgo]

i did a cayo prep with it once

it didn't take long to start smoking

[patent nexus]

How

[frosty linden]

skill issue.

[patent nexus]

You're suggesting what is arguably the easiest heli to use and you say skill issue

[frosty linden]

i've beaten khanjali's

deluxo's

and mk2 with it

[patent nexus]

I've beaten mk2s with a gokart

[frosty linden]

even a lazer at some point XD

[patent nexus]

That doesn't mean much

[compact ginkgo]

yeah

[patent nexus]

Most lazer pilots are bad

[frosty linden]

i'm talking about decent mk2 pilots

not the braindead ones

[compact ginkgo]

still doesn't mean anything

[frosty linden]

i literally killed one with a flare at one point

cause he tried to run me over

[compact ginkgo]

it stil isn't very strong with durability

[frosty linden]

i mean

it did get buffed

so, it takes 2 rpg's now

[compact ginkgo]

when?

because last time i did it

[patent nexus]

It got buffed 4 years ago

And then it its lock-on hitbox nerfed

[frosty linden]

nobody uses the missiles on it anyway.

[tough sierra]

I guess i get the savage to shit them for the first and later on ill buy a hydra

[compact ginkgo]

it didn't take long for the ai to get it smoking by using assault rifles

[patent nexus]

???

[frosty linden]

most missiles in-game are fucking garbage.

[digital burrow]

how long it takes for beginner

to do cayo

[compact ginkgo]

wdym

[tough sierra]

Only finale?

[compact ginkgo]

how long?

[patent nexus]

Maybe 1-2 hours from start to finish

[tough sierra]

Ir also with preps

[digital burrow]

ys

[frosty linden]

Why would you buy a savage to use the missiles?

[digital burrow]

oh

[patent nexus]

Oh that's what you meant

[agile trellis]

What the fuck.

[wintry heron]

Anyone want wanna help me with merge glitch

[patent nexus]

I thought you said nobody uses missiles against the savage

[compact ginkgo]

tf is a merge glitch?

[frosty linden]

OH LMAO

[digital burrow]

making 2.2m for me was buying 2 bunkers 😎

[tough sierra]

Finale+preps: 1-2 hours
Only the finale: 20-30 minutes

[frosty linden]

i mean the savage it self is pretty slugish

[digital burrow]

ohk

[wintry heron]

Modded car

[compact ginkgo]

well no then

[frosty linden]

so it's gonna be hard to dodge.

[patent nexus]

But to answer the question
To put jets in loops so they can't hit you as easily
To hit ground targets that are too far away from your cannons range

[compact ginkgo]

that's literally cheating or some shit

[wintry heron]

Well it would of been a no bc ur Xbox

[patent nexus]

That's the 2 main reasons to use the missiles on savage

[digital burrow]

i put 800k to make 2.5million 🥶

[wintry heron]

No it isn’t it’s a car😑

[frosty linden]

i never hit anything with the missiles

[patent nexus]

See THAT is a skill issue

[compact ginkgo]

rockstar might say otherwise

[frosty linden]

from far away, i don't seem to find braindead people.

[tough sierra]

[frosty linden]

non-homing, i mean.

[compact ginkgo]

if they give enough shit to do something

if you do it

[patent nexus]

I know

[wintry heron]

Changing a color on a car and the wheels on a car is cheating

[digital burrow]

time complete a cayo -> mk2 -> grief people

[frosty linden]

😐

[patent nexus]

[compact ginkgo]

you never said anything about changing the color

[wintry heron]

It doesn’t grant advantages so it’s not a bannable offense

[tough sierra]

Mk 2 isnt even that great to geief people imo

[frosty linden]

i hope you're joking @digital burrow

[wintry heron]

Well that’s what a modded car is..

[compact ginkgo]

never said it was

[tough sierra]

Mk 2 are too ez to take them out

[compact ginkgo]

i said if rockstar gives a shit

[wintry heron]

Well u said ban

[compact ginkgo]

which they probably won't

[tough sierra]

And spawncamping nearly is impossible

[wintry heron]

Same thing reset or ban

[frosty linden]

cause if you actually go out of your way to grief people, you're a really sad person

[compact ginkgo]

tf?

i didn't say ban

[kindred dagger]

O

[wintry heron]

?

[patent nexus]

Give it some time, sooner or later he'll attack someone better than him and realize he's bitten off more than he can chew

[frosty linden]

especially in gta

[tough sierra]

@wintry heron no glitches on the server

[compact ginkgo]

i said rockstar might say otherwise

[kindred dagger]

O

[frosty linden]

i got humbled as a newbie

[wintry heron]

“Thats like cheating or some shit”

[frosty linden]

that's how i learned.

[compact ginkgo]

still never said anything about a ban

[wintry heron]

Notice how I didn’t even glitch yet

[patent nexus]

Remember what I said about spawntrapping with a lazer being a disgusting strat but some people deserve it? Mk2 griefers are some of those people

[wintry heron]

Bro ok idgas

[frosty linden]

yeah

[tough sierra]

You talking bout glitches

[compact ginkgo]

good

[tough sierra]

Thats not allowed

[frosty linden]

eh, if you get spawn trapped by a lazer, you mostly deserve it.

[wintry heron]

Did I do them? No

[tough sierra]

Beo you ask people if they wanna do a merge glitch with you

Dafuq?

[patent nexus]

Same, last time I actively tried to grief someone (many many years ago), they were doing vehicle cargo. They were a lot higher level than me so naturally I failed, after they sold their cars they both killed me a total of like 25 times and then said "This is what happens when you grief cargo" and I was like "Damn alright"

[wintry heron]

“Glitching and modding” never once said talking about it

[wintry heron]

Plz gaze over them again

[compact ginkgo]

you asked people if they wanted to do some merge glitch?

[wintry heron]

did i

[compact ginkgo]

yes you did

[wintry heron]

Glad you caught that

[slender stag]

@supple fractal

[wintry heron]

💀

Bro wtf Kyle

[patent nexus]

Who cares

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

That’s what I’m saying

[frosty linden]

lmao

that's a way to get humbled

i got killed 95 times once, never griefed again.

mf was such a good sniper user he would kill me right when i spawned

[wintry heron]

Lol

[frosty linden]

like i couldn't even get to zoom in, dead

[patent nexus]

Sniper duels are another pretty fun part of gta

[wintry heron]

Fr

[patent nexus]

Because they too are mostly decided by skill

[frosty linden]

after that he added me and taught me a bit of pvp

which was very nice of him XD

[patent nexus]

Except when someone decides to use bst, armor and ewo

[frosty linden]

ewo is understandable

against rats

[patent nexus]

Only if they start using it

I'd say

[compact ginkgo]

@patent nexus did you ever get any server invites about this bullshit cheats in gta 5?

some dumb bot

[patent nexus]

For the most part, I only play as dirty as whoever I'm facing

[patent nexus]

No

Wait yeah I did

A while ago

[frosty linden]

meh, i usually ewo whenever i start getting god moded

cause most people i fight give up after they die 3-4 times and they get godmode XD

[compact ginkgo]

i got some bot dm me a few days ago about this stupid paypall thing

[patent nexus]

I mean of course, god mode players are a different level of rats

[compact ginkgo]

about covid benefits or some shit

[frosty linden]

oh yeah

XD

i had a guy, he was playing dirty

so i orbed him to get the upper hand then left

[wintry heron]

D

[frosty linden]

they guy added me on gta and started to hurl insults at me , it was a fun night.

[supple fractal]

[patent nexus]

Oh lord do I have a story about a score warrior

1 sec

[empty juniper]

Where’s the best coke location to buy

[frosty linden]

i was literally screen-sharing and laughing my ass off with some friends

best laugh ever.

[supple fractal]

my house

[slender stag]

close to ur clubhouse

[patent nexus]

I remember this one time, I was playing with a friend, we were doing doomsday and fucking around a bit in between setups, so this one mk2 guy goes around the session killing randoms and I think "Looks like an opportunity for a bit of trolling", I grab a lazer, kill him like once or twice, he warps away, we do our setup and forget about it. Next time we join freemode, the same guy came after me with an mk2, killed me twice and then left, HE JOINED OUR CREW AND WAITED LIKE 15 MINUTES FOR ME TO FINISH MY MISSION JUST SO I WOULDN'T BE UP ON HIM . Anyways some time passes, we find him in an RC tank, I destroy it with my lazer, I remembered roughly where he was when he activated the RC tank and the moment he spawns I kill him, he TPs to his orb, we keep doing our setups and I then figure out that he left the crew and blocked me on social club
Already sent this but sending it again

[slender stag]

iceman!!

[supple fractal]

yes

koil

[frosty linden]

i advise you guys to do the same, orb them to get the upper hand then hide in your apartment

and watch them cry in chat

[wintry heron]

Iceman!!

[supple fractal]

no

bc I'm not a pussy

[slender stag]

lol

[supple fractal]

[frosty linden]

they deserve it xd

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-iceman-eatice-muscles-strong-gif-20610128

[frosty linden]

i only do that to rats

[wintry heron]

Iceman!!

[patent nexus]

I prefer the lazer treatment

[supple fractal]

I'm on a windsurfing camp rn

[frosty linden]

i like watching them cry.

[faint merlin]

What if gta online was gta 6 all along

[supple fractal]

thus my absence

[wintry heron]

No

[supple fractal]

[empty juniper]

🤔

[faint merlin]

And next gta game is GTA: The second definitive edition (gta iv, v, and online)

[patent nexus]

Even more cartoon characters

[jagged eagle]

Is ruiner 2000 good

[patent nexus]

Not really

[frosty linden]

don't even bother.

it's only good in the mission.

[faint merlin]

Buy a deluxo instead

[frosty linden]

i'm pretty sure it takes one rpg normally/

[faint merlin]

Or a Canis Seminole

[patent nexus]

Deluxo is fun

[patent nexus]

Yes

[frosty linden]

no

Buy a scramjet

[jagged eagle]

What is Canis seminole

[frosty linden]

and watch it manage to land in the smallest pond possible everytime you boost in the air

[patent nexus]

Both scramjet and deluxo are very fun

[frosty linden]

[faint merlin]

Best traffic car

[patent nexus]

Scramjet is a bit harder to use but you can hit very, very satisfying shots with it

[frosty linden]

Wdym traffic car.

[faint merlin]

Scramjet wishes it was a toreador

[frosty linden]

it's not a traffic car?

[patent nexus]

🤨

[supple fractal]

parachute go brrr

[faint merlin]

Canis Seminole is traffic car

[frosty linden]

It's literally not.

[patent nexus]

Scramjet is arguably better than the toreador lmfao

[jagged eagle]

Like phantom wedge?

[faint merlin]

Spawns in traffic

[supple fractal]

npc car

[faint merlin]

Not the Seminole frontier

[frosty linden]

OH FFS

[faint merlin]

The OG Seminole

[frosty linden]

i was thinking about that one

my bad

[faint merlin]

Oh

[tough sierra]

Guys btw.. whats the fastest vehicle in gtao?

[frosty linden]

[patent nexus]

Scramjet is better against people on foot than the toreador

[frosty linden]

pyro.

[faint merlin]

Calico gtf

[patent nexus]

Pyro

[frosty linden]

OUT

[tough sierra]

Oh ok

How many kmh does it reach?

Or mph

[faint merlin]

It can reach gta 6 in 100 years

[frosty linden]

🚪 👈

trash car.

[patent nexus]

Well actually, normally the pyro is the fastest vehicle

[faint merlin]

@frosty linden

[frosty linden]

if you even go a bit faster than you're supposed to go in a corner, it's gonna drive anywhere else.

but where you want it.

[patent nexus]

There is another vehicle that can outrun any missile in the game, and orbital cannons

[frosty linden]

?

[faint merlin]

The facility

Infinite rockets it can take

[frosty linden]

Seabreeze?

[patent nexus]

No the gokart

[patent nexus]

Hydra

[faint merlin]

The facility is the best car

[frosty linden]

the seabreeze can tank orbs

[patent nexus]

Seabreeze has a speed glitch too, but the hydra is wayyyyyyy faster with speed glitch

[frosty linden]

if you flip it upside down in water

[patent nexus]

That's not what I mean

[tough sierra]

I really dont know about the savage

[patent nexus]

I mean literally outrunning orbital cannon shots

[frosty linden]

HOW

[faint merlin]

Explosive cannon go brrrrrrr

[tough sierra]

If its really that great

[patent nexus]

Going so fast they can't possibly hit you

[patent nexus]

Look up hydra speed glitch

[tough sierra]

Not a glitch at all

[frosty linden]

i hate gorrila bot

[patent nexus]

It is by far and without a doubt the fastest vehicle in the game

[frosty linden]

keeps screaming at me in dm's about caps

[patent nexus]

???

[frosty linden]

piss off

[patent nexus]

Wdym not a glitch lol

[tough sierra]

Its not a glitch

Just use vtol while flying

[patent nexus]

It is a glitch 💀

You are going faster than what was ever intended for the hydra

[tough sierra]

The savage is very slow, innit?

Not that good to pvp and spawncamp tbh

[patent nexus]

It's pretty clunky

[frosty linden]

hmm

i wonder

[patent nexus]

It can spawncamp very well though

Depending on where you are, and your skill with it

[tough sierra]

Wow the ruined seems to be insane

[patent nexus]

Ruiner?

[tough sierra]

It can take 9 rpg or 27 homing, its fast, its missiles are insane and can take out literally anything no matter if its on the floor or in the air and it can jump and boost

[patent nexus]

Only during one mission

[tough sierra]

And homing missiles cant even lock on it

[frosty linden]

yeah

[patent nexus]

Also

[frosty linden]

you gotta start a

[patent nexus]

Jets can avoid the missiles

[frosty linden]

ceo mission.

[tough sierra]

Oh

Ok

[frosty linden]

can't the pyro outrun missiles in a straight line?

[patent nexus]

No

But

[frosty linden]

or was it also the b-11

[patent nexus]

You can hold W + A/D

[frosty linden]

god i love the b11

[patent nexus]

And you will outrun all missiles

[patent nexus]

No, the B11 is very slow

[frosty linden]

i like catching people on the wings XD

[patent nexus]

But it can also do the W + A/D thing, if you're high enough

To avoid missiles

[frosty linden]

yeah above maze bank level

it's a bit faster

[high tundra]

77 + 33 = 100

[patent nexus]

I absolutely love ramming people with the B11

[wintry heron]

Tgg said this place was to get people to help with cargo and talk well I haven't gotten anyone to help me with my bunker

[high tundra]

[frosty linden]

yeah most people won't help with that.

[patent nexus]

It seems like a minor speed difference but it's actually the difference between outrunning or dying to mk2 missiles

[frosty linden]

sorry you had to find it the hard way

[patent nexus]

I really like the B11

It has more depth than most jets

[frosty linden]

some people help a lot

[patent nexus]

Very true

[wintry heron]

Yeah I know that where I posted the offer

[frosty linden]

i used to help with sales

but most people are braindead

[patent nexus]

^

[high tundra]

[frosty linden]

also the same with people that ask help in heists

like they just won't listen.

not all of em

but like a good 80%

[wintry heron]

I think I'm better off asking the random in my lobby for help

[patent nexus]

"Just fly the Velum and avoid the missi-"
Heist failed
The Velum was destroyed

[frosty linden]

Velum op

cayo velum is OP

[patent nexus]

Prison break gives me flashbacks

And not good ones

[frosty linden]

Lazers going after you and then they realize it's buffed

[wintry heron]

I hate when people can't fly so I just become the piglet and spin in circles

[frosty linden]

thank god i did CM

fuck the old heists

not worth it

[wintry heron]

Pilot stupid autocorrect

[frosty linden]

unless you have a group that's not absolutely braindead

[tough sierra]

Ok Ima just buy the savage

I really hope that its good

Or wait

[wintry heron]

It is

[tough sierra]

Is it good for fights?

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[patent nexus]

It's decent

[tough sierra]

Like against mk 2 or hdras/lazers or other planes

And jets

[patent nexus]

No

[wintry heron]

Kinda bad at avoiding homing missles though

[patent nexus]

Mk2s will fuck you up

[tough sierra]

Oh

[patent nexus]

Jets will usually fuck you up too

[wintry heron]

Only good for ground targets

Air targets like planes are difficult

[tough sierra]

Well the jet cant be fucked up by anything

[wintry heron]

Other helicopters it can hamdle

[patent nexus]

If you get good with the savage you will still be able to kill most jet pilots in freemode

[wintry heron]

Handle

It takes 2 missles

[patent nexus]

They can be fucked up by other jets, if you learn how to fly them

[tough sierra]

Ye but who foghts aith helicopters in 2022?

[patent nexus]

Me

Sometimes

[tough sierra]

Ye but thats it

Jets destroy jets

Mk 2 cant destroy jets

[patent nexus]

You have to consider that most jet pilots in freemode are horrible

[wintry heron]

Yeah I recommend it for when you've gotten them off the mk2 and want to rough them up a bit

[tough sierra]

Ye well the fast missiles will put them into constant pressure

[patent nexus]

So there's plenty of ways to do it against your average freemode pilot

[tough sierra]

And i could just send some missiles and then cannon them

Hmm

Hard decision

[wintry heron]

The missles have no cool down

[patent nexus]

If you get good at destroying mk2s with the jet cannons

I have to tell you

It is VERY satisfying

Requires practice though

Like a lot

[wintry heron]

Send as many as you want to those mk2s and as long as they can lock onto you you will be able to get them offf

[tough sierra]

Ok fuck it ill just buy it.. if Its trash well.. wasted a full day of grinding

[patent nexus]

The savage?

[frosty linden]

you can't sell it, btw.

it's a pegasus vehicle.

[tough sierra]

Dude Why should I sell a vehicle that costed me all my money

Even if its the worst vehicle i have ever seen i wouldnt even think about selling it

[wintry heron]

Incase you don't like it

[patent nexus]

Get a jet

[frosty linden]

you can put it in a hangar.

but that's it.

same thing with the hydra.

and the alzer.

lazer*

[tough sierra]

Bro what now

[frosty linden]

you can park them in your hangar and make them a personal vehicle.

but you can only change the color.

[tough sierra]

One guy tells me its good the other one says i should get a jet lmao

[patent nexus]

Get a jet

[frosty linden]

honestly

get

a jet

[wintry heron]

Jets are expensive

[tough sierra]

Ok

[patent nexus]

Because they are fucking busted

Well worth the money

[frosty linden]

You can unlock hydra trade price

[patent nexus]

Get a jet

[tough sierra]

I need to do one more cayo to buy the hydra

[frosty linden]

by doing the hydra setup

[tough sierra]

And then ill save money for the lazer

[frosty linden]

for humane labs.

[patent nexus]

Hydra is better if you don't own a hangar

[tough sierra]

How do I do?

[patent nexus]

You get more pegasus spawn points

[tough sierra]

I own a hangar

[frosty linden]

find someone on the server that is there.

[patent nexus]

Both are good but I prefer the lazer

It has way smoother handling

[tough sierra]

Ye but lazer is exp af

[patent nexus]

The hydra can do some funky stuff with vtol

Again, requires a fuckton of practice

But still

[tough sierra]

And tbh I dont wanna do 3 or 4 cayos to buy the lazer

[patent nexus]

I can send a vid showing what I mean

[tough sierra]

I got 3,6 million

Oh wait

One bad solo cayo already gives me 1,4k

But I got a good one

With bonds and 3 gold

I could do it with someone and get like 1,7 million

That would make 5,3 million in total

I still got a bunker

[frosty linden]

@patent nexus

[patent nexus]

👋🏻

[frosty linden]

you up for a heist?

[tough sierra]

Giving me 200k between each heist

[patent nexus]

No

I can't play

[frosty linden]

alr.

[patent nexus]

Right now

[frosty linden]

np

[patent nexus]

I don't have my desktop here

[tough sierra]

Ok I need 1 Heist (maybe) to get the lazer

[patent nexus]

Both lazer and hydra are very good

I'd say the lazer is easier to use though

[compact ginkgo]

@wintry heron Hi.

[tough sierra]

Ye but lazer is the cooler hydra ngl

Faster and smoother

[compact ginkgo]

imagine is a bmw was worth 1m in real life

if

[knotty gull]

do anyone want to casino haist with me i have it ready

[patent nexus]

Hydra is faster

[compact ginkgo]

there's a channel for that...

..

[tough sierra]

Ye with vtol glitch

[compact ginkgo]

[patent nexus]

No like normally too

The hydra has a higher top speed in jet mode

[tough sierra]

Then why the heck is the lazer so exp

When the hydra is faster

[compact ginkgo]

why dont people understand this isn't a LFG channel

[tough sierra]

They are NPC's

[compact ginkgo]

yes

i swear

the BMW in gta 5 was way too much

i mean

is too much

[frosty linden]

ask rockstar.

dude, just steal it, not worth the 6 mil

[compact ginkgo]

go to your LFG channel for that shit

[tough sierra]

Wait these things at the military base are lazers?

[compact ginkgo]

[tough sierra]

Always thought they are hydras

[compact ginkgo]

wait

[frosty linden]

💀

[compact ginkgo]

how tf did you not know

[patent nexus]

The lazer has a lot of things going for it

It's like

[frosty linden]

the hydra wasn't even in the game before heist update

[patent nexus]

WAY more smooth than the hydra

[compact ginkgo]

[patent nexus]

And it has better acceleration

And handles better at low speeds

[wintry heron]

fuuuuuuuuuuck. I want to buy an insurgent. I could grind for and hour for the extra 700k instead at buying it at the trade price. But im spending triple the time to do the apartment hiests

[tough sierra]

Ok If I can buy the lazer with one heist I'll buy the lazer

[patent nexus]

Do whatever feels the best

Again, both are great

I prefer the lazer though

[wintry heron]

Buy lazar

Its better in all ways

[compact ginkgo]

hi

[patent nexus]

No

[compact ginkgo]

do you have apc?

[tough sierra]

Bro whats ur problem? Why should you do the apartment heists?

[patent nexus]

That's just not true lol

[frosty linden]

apc is bad

[wintry heron]

Hydra is slower can cant do the spinny thing to dodge opp misslilesq

[compact ginkgo]

objection

that's

[frosty linden]

this post was made by rhino crew

[compact ginkgo]

wrong

[patent nexus]

1. Not true
2. Not true

Have you even tried both jets?

[wintry heron]

Hydra is faster in top speed. Lazar has better acceleration

[compact ginkgo]

i think he's just complaining that he doesn't know how to use it

maybe?

wait not him

the other guy

or forget what i said

[patent nexus]

Anyways, the hydra is epic

But

Lazer my beloved <3

[wintry heron]

I think PRG made a vid using the hydra. Hydra speed glitch and lazar in a test

[compact ginkgo]

correction

B11 is my beloved

can withstand missles :)

[patent nexus]

B11 is epic

[frosty linden]

i do find the hydra a bit slugish

[compact ginkgo]

😍

[frosty linden]

when doing manuevers

[patent nexus]

On paper yes, but if you get hit in the back you're still going to lose control of your jet

[compact ginkgo]

it has two engines

[patent nexus]

I'm not talking about the engines

[frosty linden]

starling better

[compact ginkgo]

ok

[wintry heron]

I meant lazer lool

[tough sierra]

Both jets cant be upgraded, right?

[patent nexus]

I mean you literally lose control of going up and down and such if you get hit in the back

[frosty linden]

starling best fighter jet

if you have skill

[compact ginkgo]

you cant fight it though?

can

[frosty linden]

as i said, if you have skill

[compact ginkgo]

isn't it faster then the lazer?

[frosty linden]

which i don't have 😢

[patent nexus]

The only jets that can tank a missile to the back and not lose steering are the pyro and starling

[patent nexus]

Not if you lose the things that control your jet

[wintry heron]

molotok is best jet on god no cap fr

[frosty linden]

laughs in avenger

[patent nexus]

If the jet starts rolling to the right for example, you can fight that

[compact ginkgo]

you cant defend yourself with one person in it

[patent nexus]

If one engine dies

[frosty linden]

it's an air vehicle.

[compact ginkgo]

that's the problem

[patent nexus]

But you can't compensate for losing controls

[frosty linden]

it's a flying fortress

[compact ginkgo]

when you have 4+ people

[wintry heron]

Imagine using a jet tgat can actually kill people. Laughs in molotok

[compact ginkgo]

it is

[patent nexus]

2+ people*

[frosty linden]

it can fly without one propeler

[compact ginkgo]

imagine dying so quickely

laughs in nightshark

[frosty linden]

one person in the back is enoguh

[compact ginkgo]

i know

[frosty linden]

since you can spin without leaving your seat

[compact ginkgo]

imagine being scared

[frosty linden]

reals chads use bombuska and volatol

[patent nexus]

Imagine being in passive
Laughs in sitting-in-your-apartment

[tough sierra]

Imagine u could test drive vehicles

[wintry heron]

Imagine playing gta
Laughs in red dead

[tough sierra]

In invite only lobbies

[calm parcel]

Hello , what do i buy after the Mc Coke / bunker ?

[frosty linden]

imagine standing in your apartment

[tough sierra]

Are you solo?

[calm parcel]

Solo yes

[tough sierra]

Bunker

[wintry heron]

Imagine being in a TGG server
Laughs in PRG

[frosty linden]

laughs in Yacht with air defenses on

[patent nexus]

Imagine being in a TGG server
Laughs in Leave Server

[frosty linden]

they op asf

deluxos, jet's

[vale basin]

just to check, nightclubs accrue stock whilst you are in an invite only lobby right

[frosty linden]

i think they also hit some boats sometimes.

[patent nexus]

Yes

[compact ginkgo]

imagine wasting time to kill someone

laughs in orb cannon

[vale basin]

cheers

of course!

[frosty linden]

imagine

[calm parcel]

Thx

[frosty linden]

laughs in leave session when gets attacked.

[patent nexus]

Imagine interacting with players
Laughs in story mode

[compact ginkgo]

imagine no mark 2

[vale basin]

likewise likewise

[compact ginkgo]

laughs in having mark 2

[frosty linden]

imagine having a mark 2

this post was made by an mk1 user.

[patent nexus]

Imagine no mark 2
Laughs in spawning mk2 in story mode with mods

[calm parcel]

Its not worth to buy the others mc business ?

[compact ginkgo]

imagine not having cayo velum

laughs in cayo velum

[wintry heron]

what have i made. It was just a joke

Guys should I buy vigilante, strongberg, deluxo, scramjet, or toreador?

Which one

toredor

[compact ginkgo]

deluxo

toredor cant fly

[tough sierra]

Imagine having a ps5 but still got low fps in gtao
Cries with ps5

[wintry heron]

Can y’all explain why

[compact ginkgo]

:D

[wintry heron]

Can toreador go underwater

Ooh

Me like boom boom

[compact ginkgo]

deluxo has very godo tracking missles

gud

[wintry heron]

Good boom boom missiles and lots of them too

[compact ginkgo]

but toreador cant fly :O

[tough sierra]

Guys is modding on ps5 possible?

[wintry heron]

Can boom every 2 secs

[compact ginkgo]

no

deluxo haters want you to think toreador is better

[wintry heron]

Can u rank them in order of beat to worst?

Hit a wall . Boost

Best*

[tough sierra]

Theres a guy in an armored kuruma.. he constantly kills me.. im shooting rockets at him (that actually hit him, because his car flies away) but it doesnt blow up

[wintry heron]

Toredor delusxo scramjet vigilante strongbegert

[compact ginkgo]

no

deluxo better

laughs in deluxo

[wintry heron]

Ok

[tough sierra]

Tried to kill him with sticky bombs.. i threw 2 peaces on his car.. activated but he didnt die

[wintry heron]

Deluxo is fun. Toredor is just really useful

You can also use it jn hiests

[tough sierra]

Wasnt the toredor free?

[wintry heron]

i wish

[tough sierra]

Its been the podium car once

I believe

[wintry heron]

3.6m car for free. Nah

Does the toreadoe come with middles

Missle

Not to say but its insanly good at beating mk2 users. Cos the boost can outrun a missile

[grim valve]

Should I sell all my sports cars I have. I just returned to gta and want to start money grinding again . Should I do it?

[wintry heron]

Guys

[wintry heron]

Keep 2

[patent nexus]

I wouldn't advice it

[patent nexus]

It literally was on the podeum

[wintry heron]

Guys does toreador come with missles or do I need something

And actually no snake just do cayo

[patent nexus]

I think it comes with them

[wintry heron]

R u sure

Ok

I’m gonna but ur

It

Ready

Countdown with me

3

[tough sierra]

Why do homeless ppl drop so much money when you kill them?

[wintry heron]

Guys

3

2

1

I bought it ye

lets gooooo

[tough sierra]

What did u buy

[wintry heron]

Toreador

[tough sierra]

Oh nice

[wintry heron]

How do I upgrade the armor tho

Suck it deluxo titty bitch

Los Sabrina

Santiago customs

Yes

Santos

Ok

[tough sierra]

Sure i do

[wintry heron]

Guys

[tough sierra]

When Im doing that one cayo prep mission i always kill the homeless

[wintry heron]

Guess what i just spent 2M on

Guess

Kostaka

Its cray cray

[tough sierra]

The kosatka?

[wintry heron]

Nope

Terrobtye with uprgtadws

Upgrades

[tough sierra]

[wintry heron]

NOPE!!!

Tell

starts with and r

[slim lily]

anybody know when the summer update will be here

[wintry heron]

Racists

[slim lily]

like a solid date

[wintry heron]

?

[tough sierra]

No one knows

[wintry heron]

I think a couple of weeks max

[slim lily]

bruhhhh

[tough sierra]

But its probably on 19th

[tough sierra]

Racial slurs?

[wintry heron]

ok ok. Final chance. The thing i spent 2M on starts with an r

Tell

Renovations!!

Its nothing racist :0

Aww close

Itsssssss

Bro crap

[tough sierra]

Pißwasser truck

[patent nexus]

Vehicle workshop

[wintry heron]

What is it!!!

[patent nexus]

AKA in an Avenger or an MOC

[wintry heron]

Ooh

Danget

[tough sierra]

What is it

[wintry heron]

Research!!!!!

I got toreador how do I switch to missles

I want to die

It’s on bullets

[patent nexus]

Can you get a vehicle workshop anywhere besides the MOC or Avenger?

[wintry heron]

I still havent gotten explosive ammo

Or mk1 missiles

[tough sierra]

You spent 2m on fucking research?

[patent nexus]

Same button you always switch weapons in

[wintry heron]

Kill me now

No

L1 makes it shoot

[patent nexus]

No?

Hmm

Then I don't know

[wintry heron]

Anyone know

[patent nexus]

I don't play with controller so

[tough sierra]

Square

Bro did you ever use a weaponized vehicle?

[wintry heron]

Yes

Thanks

[tough sierra]

Its square on all weaponized vehicles

Bro wth

This is not a lfg channel

[strong slate]

Oops.. sorry

[wintry heron]

The first 2 minutes I have toreador I explode it and get 5 stars💀 it’s so fun tho

[tough sierra]

Hope you get griefed by a noob

[wintry heron]

Bro get yo gay ass “XD🤓” outta here

That shi is goofy no cap

[tough sierra]

Better?

[wintry heron]

Yes

[vivid falcon]

Can we still get diamonds?

[tough sierra]

Yes

[patent nexus]

xd

[tough sierra]

But u gotta be fast

[wintry heron]

until tomorrow

[patent nexus]

Toreador is pretty fun against mk2s

[wintry heron]

Yh

toreador has good tracking

but nah. mk2 slaughters it

[patent nexus]

But it's kind of just point and shoot tbh, unless the mk2 user is good they die almost immediately

[patent nexus]

No?

[wintry heron]

only way to survive with toreador against jets/mk2 is underwater

[patent nexus]

When both people are competent, the toreador and mk2 have a pretty fair machup I'd say

If anything the toreador has a slight advantage

[wintry heron]

they literally don't lmao. mk2 just gotta fly above the toreador and aim down

toreador can't track above its roof

[patent nexus]

Yeah jets fuck up the toreador but that's a different story

[wintry heron]

just don't get in it's "vision"

[tough sierra]

Ye mk 2 would really win

[patent nexus]

The mk2 can't aim directly downwards???

[wintry heron]

it can lmfao

you didn't know that?

maybe not nose dive style but aim downward yeah

[tough sierra]

The mk 2 nearly has a 360 tracking

[wintry heron]

it can also just stay there

[patent nexus]

Not even close