#🚔┃gta-discussion

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compact ginkgo
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joking

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world at war?

fresh geyser
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Imani is prime waifu material. thanks to her jammer, i was safe driving from fort zancudo to my arcade in del perro with my armored champion. mf was in a lazer and tried to lock on to me. he couldnt aim for shit. it was hilarious, one of the best uses of money ever

loud knot
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@wintry heron PES_Run

fresh geyser
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the champion is goated

cloud ferry
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It is annoying that a high level player can just kill you over and over again when you are trying to level (rank) up and do time based missions or earn money. Also WoW is World of Warcraft.

compact ginkgo
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i'mma go to war with the ballas

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brb

fresh geyser
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yea, im a high level player, but i dont pick fights with randos and bring random low levels with me on cayo

cosmic swan
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Great

fresh geyser
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i ususally dont fuck with people's money

cloud ferry
fresh geyser
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ill give you big cut on cayo til you can afford a sub and sparrow

compact ginkgo
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Ballas suck

fresh geyser
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ballas do suck. grove street 4 life

compact ginkgo
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yes

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i am bout to go to war with ballas

fresh geyser
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i made my male cac look like CJ

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i main a female

compact ginkgo
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my favorite line from LSPDFR youtuber

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it's the ballas and their pissed!

cloud ferry
fresh geyser
feral saffron
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What’s house keeping casino work?

austere edge
wintry heron
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Must have penthouse

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To do them

craggy girder
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ok

wintry heron
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wait is pavel's voice actor the same as lester lmao

bold zinc
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Is popularity in the nightclub worth it?

wintry heron
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i thought it was lester's voice the entire time

craggy girder
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Hi Chris

compact ginkgo
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most successful gas station robbery ever

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just rob the gas station across the street from my arcade

cloud ferry
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Sorry I know just over 1 million is not lot but I have only been playing GTA 5 online for a few days and asking for help is hard for me as I have bad anxiety and self self confidence and find it hard to ask for help as I think people are judging me.

wintry heron
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people who pick cayo for the recent poll are braindead

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I misclicked

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I thought he meant for money I didn’t read fully they

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Thru

craggy girder
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but its kinda debateable

wintry heron
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when i used to play gta

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cayo was boring as shit

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felt like a chore

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It still is

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To make it fun u gotta do challenges

craggy girder
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yeah bcz its very easy and takes less time than casino
and everyone grinded shit out of it

wintry heron
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One time I killed everyone on the island like tgg it was so fun, over 90 people to kill and then I gotta explore the map

craggy girder
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yeah

wintry heron
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Got my shooting up too

craggy girder
wintry heron
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need help making money

cosmic plank
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/rank

cosmic plank
wintry heron
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ok

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wait a sec

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ok

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i did

mellow sparrow
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anyone know what time the update gets released?

barren prawn
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i think its around like 5-6am est

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idk could be wrong

wintry heron
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What day of July

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How much gb is it

barren prawn
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the 19th

wintry heron
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Ok

barren prawn
wintry heron
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Will I have to update gta

barren prawn
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yeah

mellow sparrow
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alr

wintry heron
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💀

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Fuk

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Ok

mellow sparrow
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it shouldnt be that big

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probs like5gb

wintry heron
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Pause

barren prawn
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yeah

wintry heron
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Hm ok

mellow sparrow
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its already 111Gb for pc

wintry heron
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Sad

barren prawn
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yeah fr

wintry heron
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Guys how much does cheapest arcade cost??

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Or any arcade

crisp sandal
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hello

wintry heron
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Wsp

crisp sandal
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i just got a text from solomon talking abt how his place was robbed

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tf do do I do

wintry heron
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His what

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House?

crisp sandal
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idfk

wintry heron
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Something in gta

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Or irl

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araced cheap is like 1mil+

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Ok

pale heart
barren prawn
broken flicker
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@wintry heron Eight bit or la Mesa arcade.

craggy girder
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Casino Heists. Arcade: For the Arcade, the best locations are Videogeddon (La Mesa) and Eight-Bit (Vinewood), however, this both have a very different pros and cons. The La Mesa Arcade is closer to the Casino, essentially allowing you to complete heists easier and faster. The Vinewood one is closer to most of the setups missions, which speeds up the process a lot. Your choice depends on what you want to do faster, either the heist, or the setups.

broken flicker
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@crisp sandal Movie prop hunt for Solomun look on your map for yellow movie directors clapper.

craggy girder
timber marsh
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i bought the La Mesa arcade

boreal tulip
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Your pfp explains why you bought an arcade

timber marsh
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What about English Dave

fallow muralBOT
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cow is AFK: AFK - 10 hours ago

timber marsh
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im tired of getting called by him

craggy girder
wintry heron
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K

grave trench
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Someone help me sell Mc stuff

wintry heron
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Not here bro

grave trench
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No one has responded lol

craggy girder
grave trench
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Tru

wintry heron
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Ye maybe

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Kinda true

bitter python
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What’s the best gun for shooting out of a car

craggy girder
upper wind
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Crazy thing is Rockstar creators playing GTA 6 rn setting the elite challenges

craggy girder
carmine geyser
pine swan
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Happy birthday retard

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Redard* mybad

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@wintry heron

lean tundra
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anyone know how to fix analog stick drift on a ps4 controller

glass trout
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Other than taking apart your controller you can blow into it

dusty pivot
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Can anyone help me with sales on GTA

ruby widget
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go to lfg

lean tundra
plucky widget
lean tundra
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yeah I completely forgot abt the dust that accumulates in there

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Almost had to spend another $60

plucky widget
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💀

glass trout
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Can one of you guys explain to me what grabbing is in gta I'm a semi new player

static shuttle
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grab, to grasp or take something

west bay
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What is the komoda

static shuttle
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a car

west bay
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Ok

snow wedge
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Hulu

olive ermine
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hi

valid elk
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Hi my gta get stuck on the loading screen does any one know how to solve the problem?

scenic dragon
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I need a gta duo for Xbox someone to play with all the time at least 16 years old lmk

ruby widget
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yes

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i slept for 10 hours

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just different timezones

bitter python
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Why can’t I see the cyclone 2 on legendary Motor sports

high tundra
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ded chat xd

bitter python
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Oops nvm turns out It doesn’t exist on pc

bitter python
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Fps issue

olive mirage
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Hello

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@old yew fuck u

bitter python
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200 fps is just alright for me

young crescent
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Don't use abuse word, u understand mf

ruby widget
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hello apache

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lmao

young crescent
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Why everyone is so quiet

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?

olive ermine
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noice ratio 24th

young crescent
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What's that mean?

olive ermine
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counting

runic talon
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Aww when did mr apache get the ban?

high tundra
young crescent
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What's that mean

olive ermine
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dead

frank quail
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Only ps4 who want to do drag meets

ruby widget
wintry heron
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Im looking for an Xbox player willing to do cayo perico on 15% take it’s all setup

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I’m broke rn I need the money

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I know shitty marketing

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My gamer tag is harokid63

ruby widget
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or cayo lfg xbox

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whoops sorry not gorilla chat

keen vine
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@wintry heron i don't have a ps4 dummy

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@wintry heron tf do i have to do

ruby widget
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the fuck is ugf

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u get the 85% first or smth?

static shuttle
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Urinary Gonadotropin Fragment

olive ermine
latent pelican
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Well

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Well

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Well

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Anyone alive?

vestal bane
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Gotta love God mode griefers.

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I so can't wait for the summer update.

latent pelican
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They just built different

vestal bane
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I was laying into this dude with the gatling gun. He just runs up to me all psycho and beats me to death with a crow bar. Had to kinda laugh at the absurdity.

latent pelican
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I mean

delicate hornet
wintry heron
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someone please help me make money

stiff shore
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Anyone on PS4 down for all apartment heists

delicate hornet
wintry heron
olive ermine
wintry heron
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and i only complete the flecca job

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no one joins for ohter setups haha

delicate hornet
olive ermine
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lol

vestal bane
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Hahahahaha

wintry heron
delicate hornet
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That's like 700k

wintry heron
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oh

delicate hornet
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For 3 of them

vestal bane
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Mods in here doing lords work.

wintry heron
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oh

vestal bane
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👏

wintry heron
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ok bro

static shuttle
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just do nothing, afk for a couple of months and you should have accumulated over a mil from the good behavior awards

delicate hornet
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You can also grind the 100 action figures

delicate hornet
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But yeah... that should work

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I'd do that

static shuttle
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just like mining cryptocurrency, but the currency is even more worthless

granite depot
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Can sm1 run Cayo 4 me

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Ps5 btw

ruby widget
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no

stiff shore
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For me it says heists are down

tulip basalt
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Where is general

ruby widget
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people are very nice there

tulip basalt
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I can't even go there bruh

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Help

ruby widget
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because you're young gorilla

wintry heron
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only takes a few days

tulip basalt
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Oh

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Lol

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Not even bot commands bruh

high tundra
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ded chat xd

rustic notchBOT
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🚫 John Dee ✞, that command is disabled in this channel.

ruby widget
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lmao

tulip basalt
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Ok

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?whois

ruby widget
tulip basalt
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I joined like in 2020 bruh

violet oasis
ruby widget
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but you're still young gorilla

wintry heron
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it said u just joined

ruby widget
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ye

wintry heron
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4 up

tulip basalt
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I have 170 messages

ruby widget
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ok

wintry heron
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did you leave and rejoin

tulip basalt
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Yes

wintry heron
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then thats why

stuck wedge
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Oh that makes sense

tulip basalt
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Lol damn

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I don't remember this being here

stuck wedge
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It's always been here

ruby widget
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what being here

stuck wedge
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This channel

violet oasis
ruby widget
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not here

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it's always been here

tulip basalt
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I just forgot lol

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Been really long time

ruby widget
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not unlocked

stuck wedge
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Yea they young gorilla so stuff is locked for I think 24 hours

ruby widget
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yeah

tulip basalt
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Not unlocked ;(

violet oasis
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just have to be patient, like how we all are for rockstar to release updates

tulip basalt
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There an update?

violet oasis
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SoonTM

tulip basalt
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Bruh

violet oasis
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a better way to eat snacks and use armor in it too

stuck wedge
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It should be like the 19th right

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When it drops

violet oasis
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it is the summer dlc so

stuck wedge
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Yea but them shits have been dropping like mid August past 2 years

violet oasis
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thats more a covid thing i guess

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we still wait for a michael dlc

wintry heron
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i have a question

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i cant see the lobby chat in game

sacred glacier
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you prob turned it off or something

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deal wit it

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or just hit t

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most likely no one is typing

static shuttle
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there is no lobby chat for consoles, it's both a blessing and a curse

sacred glacier
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oh hes on console

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dang bruh is stupid

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how you not know that

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im stupid aswell for not noticing tho

signal bobcat
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best way to spend 20 mil?

cursive vapor
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Been awhile since I played gta bogden still works right?

static shuttle
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yes, if i remember correctly Bogdan still has his job

static shuttle
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Nothing

keen basalt
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Guys best buisness for night club,

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?

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The warehouse technicians

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?

olive ermine
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i think south american imports

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10k/hour

signal nimbus
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Yes I can confirm

granite depot
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Can any1 run cayo 4 me

snow wedge
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These are the best products

granite depot
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Oh

snow wedge
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For all 5 technicians

keen basalt
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I bought some

granite depot
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Any one else want to

keen basalt
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I’ll tell u

snow wedge
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Ok

granite depot
keen basalt
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I bought the cocaine

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And other let me check

snow wedge
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Ok nice

keen basalt
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Problem is I’m at 200k now I’m broke asf

granite depot
snow wedge
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Coke is south American imports

granite depot
snow wedge
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Ik

granite depot
snow wedge
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U have bunker ?

keen basalt
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I have Meth cocaine and counterfeit cash they all good right?

keen basalt
snow wedge
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Sporting goods is bunker it pays alot

granite depot
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Backrooms

keen basalt
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So which ones should I use

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I have bunker I have hanger

snow wedge
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Bunker

signal bobcat
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bunker

keen basalt
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Ok

snow wedge
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Hanger has more /hour but

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It takes more storage then quantity

keen basalt
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Can anyone let me do his Cayo I really need some cash I’m dead broke I have 140k

signal bobcat
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nah sorry i am looking for b2b

snow wedge
keen basalt
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Wait I should buy supplies for all of them? To make money for nightclub or no

snow wedge
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No

signal bobcat
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no

snow wedge
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Just assign technician

keen basalt
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Ok

snow wedge
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Nightclub is the best business

wintry heron
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Can i join heists

ruby widget
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am i am lmfao

snow wedge
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Ragdola

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💀

ripe rune
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can u get diamonds in the casino this week?

ruby widget
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yes

bitter python
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Man I was gonna grind to save 5mill of some planes and things but damn it sucks being solo

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So all hanger crates spawn at the sandy shores area?

ripe rune
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not all

bitter python
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ehh fuck it just gonna spend 50mill

ripe rune
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hangar is awful as a buissnes

bitter python
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Was trying to get trade price but I have lsia

ripe rune
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for?

bitter python
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Starling trade price and such

ripe rune
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do em at lsia

bitter python
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I mean I can make 30 mill in 6hours not that I like grinding for that much Sad_Cool

ripe rune
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how?

bitter python
wintry heron
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Lol

signal bobcat
bitter python
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True tho

signal bobcat
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i am doing it rn

bitter python
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I’m doing your mother rn

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Sorry

signal bobcat
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uncalled for

bitter python
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I know I saw a chance and took it

mellow sparrow
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is the update out yet?

meager elm
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does anyone know anything about the casino heist? im stuck on something

bitter python
meager elm
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i just did all 2 of the gruppe sechs setups but on the finale board it wont let me select it

bitter python
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Actually I retract my answer I no nothing about the diamond heist it’s been 2 years since I’ve done it

meager elm
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lol

keen nymph
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Do you have it switched to that on the board?

meager elm
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on the prep board?

keen nymph
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Yes

meager elm
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yes i have it selected there

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and it wont let me change the entrance

bitter python
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Exactly why I don’t do casino heist to much bugs

keen nymph
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I think the entrance is locked once selected but the disguise can be changed and not locked in to the board idk

meager elm
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nah you can change the entrance to security tunnel but for some reason i cant even do that

keen nymph
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Damn

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I have the heist ready but I can’t get on gta right now

high tundra
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ded chat xd

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ded af

ruby widget
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ded chat xd

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ded af

bitter python
ruby widget
ripe rune
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do you need gta+ for this weeks diamonds? that's what I heard

proper zealot
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No

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Hell nahskull1

bitter python
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You got to be smoking some dick to expect me to spend money on gta besides buying the game

worthy cobalt
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criminal enterprise starter pack was worth it imo

vestal bane
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Ok I'm doing cayo perico set up. And I've done the code over and over again but it won't keep the damn safe code. What gives?!

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Do I have to get all the equipment in one go? Or what the hell!?!

kindred rivet
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.

echo dagger
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.

buoyant scaffold
wintry heron
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Bruh im doing cayo perico scope out and im stuck in the water

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I can’t climb out cause those rocks are too high

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I’ve been swimming now for over 5 minutes

static shuttle
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how unfortunate

mild tusk
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imagine playing gta

ruby widget
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ew gta

rocky timber
rocky timber
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and go to airstrip again

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its not tht hard to go back

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bike spawns again

ruby widget
tough mountain
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gets replaced by truck

ruby widget
tough mountain
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so the closest bike spawn is in the first dock after the airstrip

ruby widget
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the bike spawns next to the cctv stuff you disable

rocky timber
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just go straight

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there is a path

tough mountain
rocky timber
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behind the restraunt or stuff on the airstrip where chairs are kept

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go back there

tough mountain
rocky timber
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bike always spawn

rocky timber
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a gaurd stands

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but he wont do anythin

wintry dagger
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How to avoid bad sport while doing b2b?

rocky timber
ruby widget
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ye

static shuttle
rocky timber
tough mountain
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unless you have a menu troll

rocky timber
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unless u wanna get banned

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or muted

tough mountain
static shuttle
rocky timber
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or warned

tough mountain
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automatically

ruby widget
tough mountain
tough mountain
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i talked about it before but if its major ones

rocky timber
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;-;

tough mountain
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and

rocky timber
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;-;

tough mountain
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i talked about it before

static shuttle
rocky timber
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maybe mods werent active

tough mountain
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i just cannot talk about other types of money exploits

dry eagle
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Can anyone help me with prison break heist? Need three player to do the heist preps

ruby widget
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no

rocky timber
tough mountain
rocky timber
tough mountain
#

omfg

rocky timber
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;/

tough mountain
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trust me

rocky timber
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oof

tough mountain
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you wont get muted for that

rocky timber
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kk ;-;

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wutever

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piss out

tough mountain
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unless you talk about secret money exploits and shit

rocky timber
tough mountain
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then thats when you genuinely get muted

rocky timber
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i got exam tomr

tough mountain
tough mountain
rocky timber
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ez piss of shit

tough mountain
ruby widget
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it should have been math MegaBruh

rocky timber
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so its ez for me

rocky timber
tough mountain
rocky timber
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first exam math

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tomr computer

wintry heron
ruby widget
tough mountain
rocky timber
tough mountain
ruby widget
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but next year i learn these business stuff so i don’t have to learn science anymore

rocky timber
ruby widget
rocky timber
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my mom sicence teacher so im ok with science

tough mountain
tough mountain
ruby widget
tough mountain
ruby widget
static shuttle
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just use correction fluid and change your grades shrug

ruby widget
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true

proper zealot
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I kill bounties and give them bounty moneyhappy_boi

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I set bounties on people and give the money happy_boi happy_boi happy_boi

ruby widget
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I kill people happy_boi

static shuttle
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people happy_boi

wintry heron
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is selling buisnis stock worth the time or just cayo b2b

static shuttle
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neither, just use correction fluid and change the digits on your bank account shrug

wintry heron
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Depends

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If it’s nightclub yes

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i mean mc buinises

ruby widget
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no

wintry heron
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@static shuttle 😉

static shuttle
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😐

proper zealot
wintry heron
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Can anyone help me with the prison break for ps4

signal dirge
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anyone wanna do cayo with me

signal dirge
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all peeps done

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preps

wintry heron
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let's go

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r* finally listened to me and removed the cash i wanted to get away

signal dirge
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@wintry heron u down?

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oh

wintry heron
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nah

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go to lfg to find people

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r* support solos

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helpful people, or at least the ones i get connected with

green sapphire
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is there a new heist coming for dlc update

tough sierra
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Guys how do I do payphone missions?

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When I walk up to a payphone nothing happens

static shuttle
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you have to pay

tough sierra
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Ye but when I click right on the d pad nothing happens

static shuttle
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you might have insufficient funds, visit the r* store and purchase shark cards

tough sierra
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I got 1,4 million from cayo perico

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Should be enough for a payphone lmao

ruby widget
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have you done dr dre contract and 3 security contracts?

tough sierra
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Wait I need to buy the agency to use the payphone missions?

ruby widget
tough sierra
#

Uhm ye thats why I cant do payphone missions

upbeat salmon
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And do a few security contracts too

tough sierra
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Okay

wintry heron
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Is it even worth it doing business in gta anymore?

ruby widget
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good

upbeat salmon
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Then you’d get a call from franklin

ruby widget
wintry heron
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Money

upbeat salmon
wintry heron
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Ok

upbeat salmon
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Bad for solo grinding

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If you have friends then it’s optional

wintry heron
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Should i just do cayos solo?

static shuttle
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yeah no, just visit the rockstar store and purchase shark cards

ruby widget
upbeat salmon
wintry heron
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Ok thanks for the help

upbeat salmon
wintry heron
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Who what do cayo heist with me collect only gold hard mode dm fast fast 15%cut

worthy hound
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No more burnouts and wheelies?

willow mural
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I don’t think so

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How are we supposed to drift if they removed the ways to drift

signal dirge
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anyone wanna just chill in gta?

dull onyx
#

Wassup

loud knot
cloud latch
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Wassup

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Anyone down to play?

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I have 22 mil and 600k

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Anyone down to do cayo perico

ruby widget
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wowzers

static shuttle
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I have 36k :(

cloud latch
#

Down to play swirly?

static shuttle
#

sure, let me just buy a playstation real quick

cloud latch
#

What??

static shuttle
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I have 36k, should be enough for a ps4

cloud latch
magic geyser
cloud latch
#

👍

static shuttle
cloud latch
ruby widget
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no :(

tough sierra
cloud latch
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Oh

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Yea I am on ps4

keen basalt
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I need money anyone have anything we can do for money

static shuttle
#

get a job

olive ermine
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be grabber

amber dock
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guys, why TF am I BLOCKED for being a ceo when I did absolutely nothing

static shuttle
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you've been demoted to employee

floral delta
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Does anyone want to join a gta crew that helps eachother grind money

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Xbox only

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Dm me if ur up for it

patent nexus
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Does anyone want to join a gta crew that helps eachother GRIEF NEW PLAYERS so they progress much slower through the game

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PC only

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Dm me if ur up for it

olive ermine
static shuttle
#

Pov: rat with balls

patent nexus
#

New players should just learn how to jetsnipe and snipe mk2s if they don't want to be griefed

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Smh

floral delta
olive ermine
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ur mom have balls?

static shuttle
floral delta
#

His or her mum does

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Judging on that pfp I'm guessing it's a he

static shuttle
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I can confirm, Nathan has pretty huge balls, doesn't taste very good tho

floral delta
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WOAH IM 14

static shuttle
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...

olive ermine
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🤨

static shuttle
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help I hear sirens

olive ermine
#

run

floral delta
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Bruh why can't I send gifs

olive ermine
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doggo_smile perms

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get to lvl 30

static shuttle
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this is it guys, I will return when my prison sentence is over

olive ermine
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or support the server

floral delta
patent nexus
#

For their own sake

floral delta
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True

olive ermine
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True

patent nexus
#

They only appear during certain events

loud knot
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Skill issue

patent nexus
agile trellis
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I have just had one of the biggest wars yesterday.

floral delta
#

Ok

patent nexus
olive ermine
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ok

floral delta
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Everyone ignore hamster

patent nexus
#

Huge ass freemode wars are THE most fun thing in gta in my opinion

toxic mist
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Quick question. When I have full stock for counterfeit cash, will I sell it in multiple vehicles or just one?

agile trellis
patent nexus
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Just like 8 people forming teams and fucking going ham at each other

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Literally the most fun thing in the game for me

agile trellis
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I mean Yesterday i had 2 full ceo's come kill me since they held a grudge because I wiped the floor with them for geifing a level 4

patent nexus
toxic mist
agile trellis
patent nexus
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Air to air combat with helis and jets is the most fun kind of combat in the game, dogfights are almost always decided by who is the better pilot

agile trellis
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They all got on mark 2's and wow it was the Fully Loaded time.

patent nexus
agile trellis
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I mean mark 2 vs Fully loaded @patent nexus

patent nexus
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It does trick braindead mk2 griefers though

agile trellis
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Indeed

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4 of them were barcodes.

patent nexus
#

I rarely go against fully loaded ruiners but when I do, my favorite counter is the lazer

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Or standing on foot with a minigun

agile trellis
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I mean yesterday they just spammed mark 2's

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Like It's like the 5th time me using the fully loaded in 1 year of having it

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And yesterday was just Ruiner 2000 Rampage.

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they all rage quit when I got the second ruiner 2000

patent nexus
#

I always encourage people to learn how to fly jets

agile trellis
patent nexus
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If you are a good pilot in a lazer and you're aware of your surroundings you can basically be untouchable

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If you go to the sky limit then the only things you gotta worry about are other jets and orbs

patent nexus
#

Jet combat is the most fun kind of combat imo

agile trellis
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I mean if it's a kd warrior then yea I Will use a jet

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I ain't wasting my time on ground so you can just ewo when I get a hit marker

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But if you know how too use the fully loaded ruiner you can be very deadly.

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The mark 2 spammers told me to get out of my Ruiner 2000.

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What so you pretty much you can spam the mark 2 but I can't use my ruiner nice one barcodes.

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All they did they were just ranting about how I was abusing the Fully loaded mission.

olive ermine
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damn u writing a paragraph

patent nexus
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If someone plays like a sweatlord then I kind of just ignore their complaints about how I play

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If they're going to EWO during a sniper battle then I don't respect that, I'll get a lazer and give them something to EWO to

agile trellis
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I will play fair but as soon as your bring out mark 2 or shit I am going unfair.

patent nexus
#

Agreed

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Usually I only play as sweaty as the person I'm fighting

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If they're gonna use BST, armor and ewo then I'll do the same

agile trellis
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I mean I will only use the ruiner when it's like 4v1 and they spam mark 2's

agile trellis
patent nexus
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The funniest thing is when they have 0 self awareness

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If they start ewoing and then I start doing it they'll complain about ME doing it

agile trellis
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Lol

patent nexus
#

While the only reason I was doing it is because they started

agile trellis
#

To be honest that fight yesterday

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That ruiner came in so handy

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And I am happy I bought it

dull onyx
#

How much it cost to start a casino heist?

agile trellis
#

No idea.

barren prawn
#

25k pretty sure

agile trellis
#

It's not really worth it.

dull onyx
#

Okay thanks

dull onyx
agile trellis
#

You can do a cayo perico and you get more money.

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And the set ups for the heist it takes abit too long.

barren prawn
#

no its for sure worth it if you have a team and cant afford a kosatka or are bored of the boring repetitive cayo perico missions

patent nexus
agile trellis
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There is also that.

barren prawn
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ur right its less profitable and slower but i think changing it up after so long is fun

patent nexus
#

Could be 25k

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I know Cayo is 50k

barren prawn
#

ik cayo perico is 25k

patent nexus
#

Wait what

barren prawn
#

what

patent nexus
#

🤔

barren prawn
#

it is?

patent nexus
#

I'm pretty sure

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Haven't done it in a while but I'm like 90% certain it's 50k

barren prawn
#

bro i swore it was always 25k could be wrong tho

patent nexus
#

I think casino is 25 and cayo is 50k

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Not that it matters too much, it's not a lot of money in the grand scheme of things

dull onyx
#

Which heist have the longer setups cayo perico or casino?

patent nexus
#

Especially given the payout of both heists

barren prawn
#

casino is longer

agile trellis
#

Oh shit I got a fully loaded greifer

patent nexus
#

Especially if you're solo

patent nexus
dull onyx
#

Okay thanks!

barren prawn
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yeah if ur doing casino preps make sure u have someone to help

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bc most things it spawns two of

agile trellis
#

A ghosted ruiner 2000

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terrifying

patent nexus
#

I believe Khanjali is decent against fully loaded ruiner but it can't outrun missiles and takes 9 to destroy

patent nexus
dull onyx
#

Whats EWO?

agile trellis
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Can't afford it

patent nexus
#

Easy way out

barren prawn
#

easy way out

patent nexus
#

What it basically means is killing yourself

barren prawn
patent nexus
#

Sweatlords do it to prevent you from getting a kill on them @dull onyx

agile trellis
agile trellis
barren prawn
#

lmao

agile trellis
patent nexus
#

Imo ewo is only really justified if you're getting spawntrapped by a lazer/hydra or khanjali

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Or if the other side starts using it first

patent nexus
#

And I say this as somebody who does spawntrap some people with the lazer doggokek

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When somebody ewos while I'm in a lazer that's fine by me because I know how fucking broken the lazer is

agile trellis
agile trellis
patent nexus
#

You can legit be above somebody before they even spawn

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So they have 0 chance of hitting you

agile trellis
patent nexus
#

Then just divebomb them

agile trellis
patent nexus
#

I feel kind of dirty using the lazer like that, so I don't always do it

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I prefer using jets that are not quite as completely busted

agile trellis
patent nexus
#

Or go for cool hits with the lazer

agile trellis
#

Like I ain't giving him a chance.

patent nexus
#

Like with free aim missiles

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Or reverse kills

agile trellis
#

Back wards lazer is so funny

patent nexus
patent nexus
#

Then I don't feel bad about spawntrapping them

agile trellis
#

We went over kill on protecting this level 40's cargo

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We got 2 ruiner 200's mine was fully loaded we had 2 lazers 1 b11 and a tank.

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2000*

patent nexus
#

I gotta say I do engage in a little bit of trolling from time to time if I'm bored troll so sometimes I'll go after random people, but when I do I always try to make it funny

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And I don't go after people who are doing missions/cargo

tardy sedge
#

Anyone know how to put a sticky bomb on yourself

patent nexus
#

Unless they're doing like stand your ground obviously

patent nexus
agile trellis
patent nexus
#

You need a friend to put it on your back

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But I have to say

barren prawn
ruby widget
#

easier ewo access?

barren prawn
#

to ewo yeah

patent nexus
#

Putting a bomb on your friends back and then suicide bombing people is extremely funny

tardy sedge
#

I wanna run in to people and kill them and myself

agile trellis
#

It worked most of the time.

patent nexus
#

Sometimes I'll put a bomb on my friend, fly above some poor soul with a heli, drop them down and detonate the sticky

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Basically turning my friend into a guided bomb lol

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Bombing is fun but have you tried using your friends as bombs?

agile trellis
#

Ah once I was in my lazer friend put a bomb on me I jumped out of the lazer and went into a chopper and bombed him

ruby widget
patent nexus
ruby widget
#

yeah

agile trellis
#

Yea I ain't saying that

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That will get me banned.

ruby widget
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after i stall it always point nose down

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i've seen some people do it on consoles

agile trellis
#

I can't do it.

ruby widget
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but no one made a vid on pc

patent nexus
patent nexus
patent nexus
#

Well I don't fly with the mouse, I steer with numpad

ruby widget
#

yea same i fly with numpad

patent nexus
#

But still

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Also what plane are you using to practice @ruby widget

ruby widget
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and what to do after i stall

ruby widget
#

i have almost every jet/plane

patent nexus
#

I suggest not using the lazer, it's very hard to get the hang of

#

Start off with hydra or pyro instead

#

B11 also works but hydra and pyro are the easiest imo

#

When you can consistently do it with those jets you can try to do it with the lazer

#

The lazer has weak rudders (A/D) so it's harder with it than most other jets

fresh geyser
#

i just wanted the lazer cuz i liked the look of it and merryweather had em in story mode

patent nexus
#

Besides the starling, I think the lazer is the hardest

fresh geyser
#

im not a tryhard, i just like military shit

patent nexus
barren prawn
#

the starling is my favorite jet i love it

fresh geyser
#

idgaf about kd or pvp

ruby widget
#

i get it but what do i do after i stall to prevent it from pointing nose down

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like

patent nexus
ruby widget
#

how to keep it reverse

patent nexus
#

Once you learn to use the boost properly

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It's also without a doubt the best dogfighter in the game, so there's that

feral orbit
#

ratiooooooooooooooo

fresh geyser
#

i bought the mark 1 oppressor, and i fucking love it, even tho i eat shit left right and center with it

feral orbit
#

u became server booster?

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cool

ruby widget
patent nexus
ruby widget
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for pic perms

feral orbit
#

lol i want to

patent nexus
fresh geyser
#

that glider bike 3with a jet?

feral orbit
#

did u do it in a legit way?

patent nexus
#

But after Joker blew up on yt everyone wants to be like him so they try to use the mk1 but fail lol

ruby widget
barren prawn
fresh geyser
#

i just like the mk1, because it actually takes skill

feral orbit
fresh geyser
#

and gliding is fun

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even tho i eat shit alot

patent nexus
barren prawn
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the only thing i dont like ab the mk1 is the arial steering sucks

patent nexus
#

Even if a lazer pilot is miles better than you, the starling has a massive advantage in dogfights

barren prawn
#

fr

patent nexus
#

But

fresh geyser
#

why do griefers love the lazer?

ruby widget
patent nexus
ruby widget
patent nexus
#

It's easy to use (compared to most jets) and has the most powerful cannon in the game

barren prawn
ruby widget
#

it's the smoothest jet to fly

fresh geyser
#

oh. ye that tracks

ruby widget
#

it has explosive cannons

patent nexus
ruby widget
#

and really good handling

fresh geyser
#

i just like it cuz its a military vehicle

patent nexus
#

I'm guessing you rank the mk2 as the most op

ruby widget
patent nexus
#

The mk2 is better for most people because it's 10x easier to use

ruby widget
#

still, it requires more skill than the mk2 to dominate a session

#

yes

patent nexus
#

But I'd much rather be griefed by an mk2 griefer than a good lazer griefer

fresh geyser
#

i feel p damn safe in my souped up champion with the jammer, one of the best uses of money i spent in gtao since the kosatka and the agency

patent nexus
#

Completely BTFOs mk2s

fresh geyser
#

surprised rockstar is taking the side of the grinders with recent dlcs

ruby widget
#

and also, in the lazer you don't need to go in circles to dodge garbage homing missiles like the handheld or the buzzard

fresh geyser
#

like since cayo and newer, im legit shocked

patent nexus
#

They have to hit 12 free aim rockets to kill you, and since most mk2 griefers are braindead that won't happen unless you're standing still

ruby widget
#

true

fresh geyser
#

oh yea, i have plenty of time to drive away

patent nexus
#

Again though, the lazer doesn't care about lock-on jammers lol

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Luckily good lazer griefers are a rarity

ruby widget
#

true, but if you're not good it would take 2 or more strafes

fresh geyser
#

i was driving my champion from fort zancudo to my arcade in del perro, and an asshole in a lazer was tailing me, and he couldnt lock on to me, and even tho he said nothing in chat, i could hear the gears turning in his monkey brain. he only hit me once on the highway before i got to my arcade

ruby widget
#

enough time for you to find cover

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only if you're in the city

ruby widget
patent nexus
#

The funniest thing ever is when noob griefers use the lazer/hydra and they ONLY use the missiles

fresh geyser
#

i didnt pick the fight, he came to me as i was minding my own business.

patent nexus
#

Like they have the most overpowered cannons in the entire game but they're too dumb to realize it

fresh geyser
#

yea its hilarious

ruby widget
#

they are probably stuck in 2013

fresh geyser
#

the asshole in a lazer actually switched to the cannon, but couldnt aim

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i only got hit with shrapnel like 3 times, and one was cuz i crashed into a car from driving too fast

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it was hilarious

ruby widget
#

what is a shrapnel

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fmj rounds?

patent nexus
#

@fresh geyser Wanna know a funny way to deal with lazer griefers when you're in an armored vehicle

fresh geyser
#

sure

ruby widget
#

sticky bomb them when they dive down?

patent nexus
#

Drive at them towards the direction they're flying from, they either won't be able to turn well enough to hit you or they will try and crash into the ground

fresh geyser
#

huh, gotta try that

patent nexus
#

Because most lazer griefers just hold W and have 0 speed control

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It usually works

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I have a vid of me doing it towards a trash lazer griefer, he crashed and left the session directly afterwards

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I'll see if I can find it

fresh geyser
#

i thought griefers would give up since the agency update, but i guess they need time to realize that the broom was nerfed, and imani tech is a thing

fresh geyser
#

i was outside my agency and a try hard on a mk2 came and shot me with missiles

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he came for me as i respawned, and i clapped back with explosive ammo

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it was funny watching his body ragdoll after i hit him

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he killed me again with a minigun, and then i got sick of pvp, and rushed to my agency

opaque crown
#

Who even grieffs with mk2 lol

#

Lazer has always been the meta

fresh geyser
#

well his tag had tiktok in its name, so i assume hes an asshole child

barren prawn
#

bro mk2 griefers are wayyy more common

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bc it takes less skill

opaque crown
#

Any good cargo upsets today? @static shuttle

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Nope

patent nexus
#

No

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Lol

barren prawn
#

no

patent nexus
#

In the hands of a competent pilot the lazer is 10x better than an mk2

opaque crown
patent nexus
wintry heron
fresh geyser
#

i wanna use the lazer to hunt griefers, especially if they pick on low level

patent nexus
#

Far more effectively than you

fresh geyser
#

but im a shite pilot

patent nexus
#

It's worth it

ruby widget
opaque crown
patent nexus
ruby widget
#

same

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lemme send it on gta media

patent nexus
fresh geyser
#

if anything is gonna raise my kd, its gonna be hunting griefers

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but thats after im done grinding

patent nexus
#

Literally next to nobody cares about KD

#

Besides @opaque crown

ruby widget
#

fr

opaque crown
#

118.89 kdr btw

patent nexus
#

Most tryhards don't even care about it

fresh geyser
#

theres still a few things i wanna buy so imma be grinding for a while

opaque crown
#

How much atm?

fresh geyser
#

i thought kd meant the world to tryhards

opaque crown
patent nexus
opaque crown
#

Hence the c4 on their feet

patent nexus
#

Most don't care

fresh geyser
#

oh

patent nexus
#

Even the ones who ewo

#

Usually it's just to prevent the other side from getting a kill

#

The KD is an afterthought

fresh geyser
#

yea, it feels tacked on

patent nexus
#

Almost everyone knows that KD doesn't equate to skill

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If that was the case then @opaque crown would be a decent pilot lol

ruby widget
#

trueee

fresh geyser
#

lmao

#

my flying skill is maxed, but i think im still shite at flying

#

i struggle with gtao flying school

lusty ruin
#

what does b2b mean