🚔┃gta-discussion

[compact ginkgo]

That would make my day.

[tough spoke]

bakka

[sturdy compass]

stfu you fucktard i got 400k bitch never say ur broke

[wintry heron]

should i buy one

[tough spoke]

[steady cloud]

Lmao bro chill @sturdy compass

[blazing knot]

yeah

[compact ginkgo]

I got diamonds in my casino heist.

But still doing setups.

[tough spoke]

chill dude

[compact ginkgo]

But wondering if I should do it.

[blazing knot]

The brokest I’ve ever been like

[steady cloud]

Same and then I got artwork

[tulip widget]

you ain't broke you just don't have a job

[blazing knot]

I once spent so much I went down to 8k

[compact ginkgo]

I had artwork the last casino heist I did.

[sturdy compass]

I got cocaine lockup I make 100 k per 7 hours :)

[steady cloud]

Much much talking

[wintry heron]

i’m chilling on 24m broke ass bitches lmao

[steady cloud]

Thats good

[tulip widget]

You spend most of it on strippers

[steady cloud]

Stfu lmao

[sturdy compass]

on cocaine

[wintry heron]

no lol

[tulip widget]

oh

[blazing knot]

I got 5m cash but I have more assets than you bro you don’t have a facility or hangar I have every property

[tulip widget]

Good for you

[steady cloud]

Sad

[tough spoke]

im chilling at $29 yall broke

[steady cloud]

💀

[tulip widget]

I'm chilling at I can't afford GTA y'all broke

[sturdy compass]

ight time to flex

[wintry heron]

i don’t care about property’s tbh all i care about is money

[sturdy compass]

I got 600k car ha

idiot loser

[tough spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-muscles-flex-body-gif-8495707

[blazing knot]

What good is money if you are never going to spend it

[sturdy compass]

long I'm broke

ong I'm broke

[blazing knot]

I have over 160 million in assets and properties and shit

[wintry heron]

i spend it on things that are actually useful

[blazing knot]

call me Jeff bezos

[compact ginkgo]

I figured out why Mr rubio's guard are really bad.

[sturdy compass]

then get me 1 mil

[tough spoke]

same

[blazing knot]

A hangar is useful you can’t get a jet

[steady cloud]

BRO CAN YALL TELL ME MONEY MAKING METHODS I RLLY WANNA BUY OPRESSOR MK2 (not for griefing ofc)

[compact ginkgo]

They constantly get run over by their own men.

[wintry heron]

cayo ez way

[compact ginkgo]

Me doing cayo setups

[blazing knot]

“I dont have a kosatka” it’s coming

he’s gonna say it

[compact ginkgo]

😎

[tulip widget]

@sturdy compass I can make 500k in 60 minutes with special cargo

[steady cloud]

Im doing Casino till i can afford the fucking Kosatka

[blazing knot]

got em

[wintry heron]

it’s literally only 2.2 mil…

[compact ginkgo]

Good kaptain.

[sturdy compass]

bro I got sub but never use bc I can't do the preps

[tulip widget]

Yeah how you make 2.2 mil LD

[steady cloud]

Bro im at 1mill 700k

[compact ginkgo]

Oh my god.

[blazing knot]

Ho my god

JOKEAIR

[compact ginkgo]

I just started fingerprint setup.

[wintry heron]

it’s ez bru

[compact ginkgo]

And I'm spotted before I can leave my sub

[steady cloud]

Stfu 24mill lmao

[wintry heron]

what?

[steady cloud]

Nvm

[wintry heron]

it’s good to have money, otherwise you’d be complaining that u have no money

[tough spoke]

earned $296m in 28D 6H 26M, n 3.1m RP

[tulip widget]

I would do fleeca on hard with my boys or special cargo

[steady cloud]

Exatcly

Exactly*

[blazing knot]

Exactly

[steady cloud]

Ik man

[tulip widget]

Ecatcly

[steady cloud]

LmO

Lmao

[tulip widget]

lmio

[wintry heron]

sped moment

[blazing knot]

Lmeeou

[compact ginkgo]

I put two and two together in the casino.

[tough spoke]

eacxactli

[tulip widget]

ligmeo

[compact ginkgo]

A drug lord owns a penthouse there.

So.

The casino is helping El rubio.

[blazing knot]

maybe not

[compact ginkgo]

In 500 years maybe.

[steady cloud]

But im robbed it 😎

[blazing knot]

I mean if a criminal spends a night in a hotel does that mean the hotel is helping him

[tulip widget]

I'm robbed

[tough spoke]

cayo casino combined

[steady cloud]

TF this emoji

[tough spoke]

[tulip widget]

[wintry heron]

android ass emoji

[blazing knot]

Every time we get a new heist it’s the new best heist

[steady cloud]

Tf

[tough spoke]

lol

[steady cloud]

Bro I hate doing fucking preps all time before a heist

[tough spoke]

[blazing knot]

For real just pay someone to do it

[tough spoke]

no

[steady cloud]

Hell nah

[compact ginkgo]

you wanna know sometinh

[tough spoke]

cayo preps easy asf

[compact ginkgo]

one time i was asked by this level 200

[blazing knot]

i can do cayo preps in 30 mins

[compact ginkgo]

and he ask if i had cayo and i said yes

[blazing knot]

Whole heist 45 mins

[sturdy compass]

bro I can't dfo them I wasted 2.2 mil lol

[blazing knot]

Max

[compact ginkgo]

and he asked to do it with me

[steady cloud]

Lucky u

[compact ginkgo]

and i ask him the same thing do you have cayo and he said yes

[sturdy compass]

and I'm a beginner so fuck me

[compact ginkgo]

and i'm like do it yourself

[tough spoke]

then do headhunter or sight seer

[steady cloud]

Exactly

[tough spoke]

or sum

[compact ginkgo]

omg

someone took the door off of my sparrow

:(

[sturdy compass]

Waste 3 hours driving with my zentorno

[tough spoke]

L

[steady cloud]

L

[compact ginkgo]

how dare they.

i'm allowed to park it in the middle of the street

[steady cloud]

Its pink

Bro

Its

[tough spoke]

gonna watch gta

[steady cloud]

Fucking

Pink

U

Forget

[compact ginkgo]

so?

[steady cloud]

U forget to write 😎PINK😎

[tough spoke]

long pink

[compact ginkgo]

oh

[tough spoke]

rocket

[compact ginkgo]

i should spray paint the rockets on my sparrow too

[steady cloud]

Hello!

[compact ginkgo]

and make them explode into rainbows

[steady cloud]

Fr

[blazing knot]

Hella gay

🗿

[compact ginkgo]

huh?

[sturdy compass]

just like u?

[compact ginkgo]

what do you mean gay?

[steady cloud]

Stfu🏳️‍🌈

Lmao

Im not gay

[blazing knot]

Yeah let’s kiss

[steady cloud]

Joking.

[steady cloud]

TF bro

[sturdy compass]

make porn for internet good money

[blazing knot]

what’s up grand theft vehicle

[steady cloud]

U hella ugly

[blazing knot]

I am exhausted i might go home and sleep for 6 hours

[steady cloud]

Bro I havent slept in like a day

Lmaooo🤣🤣

[blazing bloom]

Bro you play Xbox?

What are you gay?

[steady cloud]

Nah

Im straight

Ashell

[sturdy compass]

Man shut yo bitch ass up

[steady cloud]

Lmao

[blazing knot]

Grand theft vehicle

[blazing bloom]

Xbox 🤡

[blazing knot]

grand theft vehicle

[steady cloud]

Imagine console wars stfu

[sturdy compass]

120 fps looks good

[echo pelican]

its gucking raining out the side

[feral river]

i need

ppl

[echo pelican]

ps4?

[feral river]

n help

[blazing knot]

Gta 6 on mobile

[echo pelican]

LFG

[blazing bloom]

I barely play bruh

Imagine still playing games 🤡

No hoes

[compact ginkgo]

imagine imagining

[blazing knot]

imagine having fun

[steady cloud]

Then why are u in the server?

[wintry heron]

Why are you on a video game server then

[steady cloud]

Exactly

[blazing bloom]

A friend invited me

[wintry heron]

I object

[steady cloud]

🎏

[sturdy compass]

Man you more confused then a homeless man on house arrest

like stfu

you no parents ass

[steady cloud]

LMAOO

[blazing knot]

[sturdy compass]

new gen

ass

ugly ass

no bitches ass

up

[wintry heron]

star this shit

[blazing knot]

oh wait

🗿

[blazing bloom]

Bruh

[blazing knot]

holy shit

did I see that right or did I have a seizure

[sturdy compass]

on baby

[blazing bloom]

What words aren’t allowed here

Ain’t no way

[blazing knot]

Grape f word n word

[wintry heron]

shut up npc

[blazing knot]

asshole

[steady cloud]

Lmao

[blazing knot]

oh the butt word as well

[blazing bloom]

You the type of guy to get hit by a car and keep walking

Bruh no way

Pussy

Cunt

[blazing knot]

hmm

[blazing bloom]

¿

[sturdy compass]

you the type to get jumped in 5th grade

[blazing knot]

I’m deleting them myself

[patent nexus]

Bro fell for it

[wintry heron]

The fuck does that even mean

[tulip widget]

Chad

[patent nexus]

...is that supposed to be an insult

[blazing knot]

😭

[feral river]

yo bro

[blazing bloom]

NPC

[wintry heron]

why would I lay on the side of the road after getting ran over if I still had the capability to stand up and move

[tulip widget]

Steel balls

[feral river]

can some of y’all join n help me w this mission bruh

[blazing knot]

DM me the message

[wintry heron]

Someone pick up yo man’s he lost his IQ @blazing bloom

[feral river]

nobody is joining bruh

[blazing knot]

lemme fix it

[patent nexus]

Favorite heli everyone?

[steady cloud]

Any1 wanna know my recroom password? LoL

[blazing bloom]

You’re Arab bruh

[blazing knot]

friend me and dm

[blazing bloom]

That’s friendly fire

[steady cloud]

Hydra ig

[patent nexus]

...i mean

[blazing knot]

VAgina

[patent nexus]

It works kind of like a heli?

[sturdy compass]

I I'm too

[blazing bloom]

My name is Mohammad ya hmar

[steady cloud]

Oh then buzzard attack chopper

[blazing bloom]

What racist 😂

[patent nexus]

Fair pick

[wintry heron]

Is that an insult?

[patent nexus]

Also why are you guys so fucking cringe

[blazing knot]

AKULA

[patent nexus]

It's funny

[sturdy compass]

bro u eat turkey mayo sandwiches

[patent nexus]

You can bodyslam people with it while off radar

[wintry heron]

Bro how old are you @blazing bloom

[blazing bloom]

17

[wintry heron]

To have this low of an iq

[blazing bloom]

Bruh

What did I do 😭

[sturdy compass]

su you gahba

[wintry heron]

bruh if you are 17 I feel bad for you

[sturdy compass]

I'm 5

[blazing knot]

my lucky number

let’s fuck

[sturdy compass]

Bet

[blazing bloom]

7 wives

[wintry heron]

@blazing bloom exhibit A

[blazing bloom]

Bruh you an NPC

[wintry heron]

@blazing bloom exhibit B

[blazing knot]

I have actually been hit by a car and been like “damn wtf” and kept walking because I was gonna be late to work

[sturdy compass]

Bro you live in a apartment

[wintry heron]

@blazing bloom exhibit C

[blazing bloom]

😿

[steady cloud]

Yea imagine breathing air pfhhh...

[sturdy compass]

I breath vapes

[blazing knot]

I’ll suck the air out of your body

[wintry heron]

Ok I’m gonna go touch grass now buh-bye

[blazing knot]

that’s how you catch COVID

[steady cloud]

GOD giga chad

[wintry heron]

ok

[steady cloud]

#fuckcovid

I mean

[wintry heron]

If you steal a car make sure to make the Nic run around all of los santos

Npc

[steady cloud]

TF bro its legal?💀💀

💀

[compact ginkgo]

Time to rob Mr Rubio for the 100th time

[blazing knot]

Congrats on making it to 100

[compact ginkgo]

I honestly don't know how many times I've robbed him

[versed axle]

What do i have to press on pc in my hanger to modify B-11 Strikeforce?

[compact ginkgo]

It should tell you.

[versed axle]

its not

[compact ginkgo]

As soon as you get in it.

[blazing knot]

El stupido

[compact ginkgo]

Yes.

[blazing knot]

Letting himself get robbed so much

[steady cloud]

Idk im not on pc but watch a yt guide maybe?

[compact ginkgo]

El stupido

[versed axle]

can't find any

[compact ginkgo]

And hiring bad guards

yes

[tiny wraith]

Anyone wanna do a cayo heist I have ready?

[steady cloud]

Lfg

[compact ginkgo]

I almost alerted the entire island O_O

[blazing knot]

Awooga

It’s 103 F out

I want eye cream

[steady cloud]

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

He just broke a table

[compact ginkgo]

careful what you wish for

[tiny wraith]

Wait what does that mean?

[steady cloud]

U need to find a channel like #🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox but lfg cayo PS ig

[wintry heron]

eatable

[blazing knot]

Shit I’m not hungry

[steady cloud]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

how much protein in that mf

[steady cloud]

Much

Trust me.

[echo pelican]

[steady cloud]

K good

[sturdy compass]

Bruh

[blazing knot]

[echo pelican]

TGG never online

L

[compact ginkgo]

I need support for my heist

[versed axle]

What do i have to press on pc in my hanger to modify B-11 Strikeforce?

[compact ginkgo]

Cheer me on.

[echo pelican]

wdym

[blazing knot]

[echo pelican]

STFU

[steady cloud]

U can fucking rob the fucking compound and get past the fucking guards⊂((・▽・))⊃

[blazing knot]

[echo pelican]

emoji abooz pls kick

[steady cloud]

Lmao

[blazing knot]

says you

[echo pelican]

shit up lying as

[blazing knot]

I am the storm that is approaching

[echo pelican]

shit up

[wintry heron]

shit up

[steady cloud]

shit up

[echo pelican]

shit up

[wintry heron]

npc spawned

[echo pelican]

npc spawned

[steady cloud]

npc spawned

no

[echo pelican]

no

yes

[blazing knot]

Easiest question to kill someone is to put poison in a stick of gum and give it to them when they ask

[steady cloud]

Easiest question to kill someone is to put poison in a stick of gum and give it to them when they ask

[echo pelican]

Easiest question to kill someone is to put poison in a stick of gum and give it to them when they ask

no one cares

[steady cloud]

no one cares

[echo pelican]

chat died

rip

[steady cloud]

rip

[echo pelican]

ong

[steady cloud]

ong

cries

[compact ginkgo]

El rubio was been robbed.

Again.

[echo pelican]

NO ONE

cares

[hoary dome]

Cry lzzz

[compact ginkgo]

I think you care.

Because you cared enough to respond.

:)

[echo pelican]

true

ur welcone

[steady cloud]

:)

[compact ginkgo]

:)

:)\

[echo pelican]

🙂

[compact ginkgo]

:)

[steady cloud]

:)

[compact ginkgo]

What

:)

[echo pelican]

bruv it turned to emoji

:/

[steady cloud]

🏳️‍🌈

[compact ginkgo]

:)

[echo pelican]

😦

🙂

see

[steady cloud]

🤨

[compact ginkgo]

Imagine.

[steady cloud]

🤔

[echo pelican]

When i type:) it turn to emoji

[steady cloud]

🤔 🤔 🤨

[echo pelican]

accept request friend

[steady cloud]

[wintry heron]

ok sussy bakas

i need that one cat pfp

[steady cloud]

🤨 🤨 🤨 🤔

[echo pelican]

🇼

[wintry heron]

like yours @wintry heron

[hoary dome]

Lzzz lzzz lzzz

[wintry heron]

tell me the name

i'm not gonna google "standing cat picture"

[steady cloud]

Do it

[wintry heron]

no

[steady cloud]

Yes

[wintry heron]

google doesn't do the job

[echo pelican]

😂

[steady cloud]

It does

[echo pelican]

Google is 🇱tho

[wintry heron]

it finally did

[steady cloud]

Lmao

Stfu

[hoary dome]

[steady cloud]

[versed crow]

Anyone has cayo?

[steady cloud]

[steady cloud]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox

[versed crow]

What is ifg

[hoary dome]

I have high Kd

[steady cloud]

[hoary dome]

3.92

It took lots of grinding

[steady cloud]

K

Crusty musty grinder

[hoary dome]

Yes

[steady cloud]

🤨

[wintry heron]

🐓

[steady cloud]

[echo pelican]

raining day

[wintry heron]

does anybody else have these lucid dreams where they can't like move a thing?

just wondering

[steady cloud]

I do

Happenned me a week ago

[wintry heron]

relatable

happened in 4 weeks and 3 days

july 24th

[steady cloud]

Story time?

[wintry heron]

2024

[echo pelican]

relatable

when i wake up I cant feel shit sometimes

[steady cloud]

🤨

TF bro

[wintry heron]

[steady cloud]

The gorilla bot keep stalking me in private pls help

it's not

[wintry heron]

fun fact: a goose shits 28 times a day

[vale silo]

gtv same tbh same

[hoary dome]

This means you’re an npc

[compact wren]

screw u @rustic notch

[echo pelican]

cares

[compact wren]

i asked🗣

[steady cloud]

[versed crow]

@heavy gull

Bro what u did?

idk

Hey @wintry heron

Nothing

Though u x1 player

Xbox one

[worn hatch]

Good ebening

[loud steppe]

Does anyone have ps4?

[worn hatch]

I do

But Idk where I left it anymore

Prob got chewed by rats

[loud steppe]

Probably

My friends don’t want to go back to back with me because they are having gta s*x 💀

[worn hatch]

I got ps5 but my mum sold it cus I had too much "games"

[worn hatch]

Xbox series s and x or sex

[loud steppe]

Sex

[worn hatch]

Oh

[loud steppe]

They are both men

[worn hatch]

I only go to shoe store to increase strength

[loud steppe]

They are just sitting in their agency moaning

[worn hatch]

[loud steppe]

I wouldn’t be able to send it anywhere

[worn hatch]

I only bought agency to pet chop

Did not even touch Dr Pepper bullshit

[loud steppe]

Ok

[worn hatch]

Bro chop getting old

[loud steppe]

I can send a as

As

As

[worn hatch]

as

[loud steppe]

DUCK

[worn hatch]

ss

[loud steppe]

ss

[worn hatch]

Autocorrect be like:

[loud knot]

@wintry heron babe

Am playing Cod on Veteran Difficulty

No more brain cells

[spring stump]

nah he tweakin

[loud steppe]

Auto correct is so bad

[compact ginkgo]

man that dog high as fuck

[worn hatch]

That's what weed does to a mf

[compact ginkgo]

yes

[patent crown]

I thought nightclubs only made 10k per hour when popularity is maxed out

Oh bet

[spring loom]

how much u get now?

[patent crown]

50k with popularity maxed out

50k every hour is pretty decent actually

[wild basalt]

lol

[tulip widget]

who

Asked

why would you

I mean that is kinda lo- 🤓

[compact ginkgo]

what happend?

[wild basalt]

who the cut cryer tf

[tulip widget]

Did I stutter

[inland spoke]

yall might think I'm crazy, but I'm trying to get to 500 security contracts to get the full bonus of 50k/hour or 1mil/16hours

[compact ginkgo]

you're crazy

:)

[inland spoke]

im at 46 so far

[wild basalt]

its going to be a long journey

[tough spoke]

gl

[wild basalt]

👍

[inland spoke]

my life consists of Spotify and the agency

[tough spoke]

lol

[compact ginkgo]

i'm attempting to get up to maybe 15-20M by grinding cayo

[inland spoke]

what

[compact ginkgo]

then go on a spending streak

[tough spoke]

gta boring rn

[wild basalt]

whats the first thing tho

[inland spoke]

I've gotten 20+ mil on agency

[compact ginkgo]

idk

[tough spoke]

coo

[compact ginkgo]

i have to think

might be lazer

idk

[wild basalt]

bet

[compact ginkgo]

i might fill up my hanger

then go for my agency

then just buy APC and deluxo

[inland spoke]

my main vehicle is toreador

[compact ginkgo]

i also have diamonds in casino heist

[wild basalt]

💸

[compact ginkgo]

just haven't done setups yet

and i really dont have anyone to do it with

[wild basalt]

i mean

im down

if you want

[compact ginkgo]

sure

but only after i get my 20m for cayo

then you can have a 100% cut if you want

[wild basalt]

na its fine

[compact ginkgo]

i also have a confession

[wild basalt]

i just want to help out

[wild basalt]

yea

[compact ginkgo]

i am garbage at hacks

[wild basalt]

wdym

[inland spoke]

85% is max cut anyone can have

[compact ginkgo]

yeah

i forgot about nextgen

[worn hatch]

Pipicaca

[gloomy reef]

Are my technicians supposed to resupply my counter fit cash bussiness when it has no supplies

[worn hatch]

How them lying text be doing @wild basalt

[compact ginkgo]

like i dont know how to do them

[wild basalt]

you want to hack?

[compact ginkgo]

?

[inland spoke]

I don't know

[compact ginkgo]

no

i dont know how to hack in casino heist

[wild basalt]

ooooohhhhhh

damn

im an idiot

[wild basalt]

yea dont worry abt it, im also trash

[gloomy reef]

You can hack?

[inland spoke]

I can hack

[wild basalt]

damn

[gloomy reef]

How?

[inland spoke]

which heist?

[gloomy reef]

Uh

Casino

That's what I'm doing

[inland spoke]

find the prints that match the picture

[gloomy reef]

Wdym?

[compact ginkgo]

@wintry heron do you have cayo?

I know.

I wasn't asking if you wanted to do it.

What's your strat for doing it? @wintry heron

no i mean how to you approach it

and get out

I literally just get the guard clothing and use the supply truck and use the bike to drive off the cliff

but honestly who does it in coop?

with friends i get it

it's most likely ether someone who is greedy

or a low level

yeah

it's impossible to do heists with randoms

[inland spoke]

do you want to do a cayo for 15%?

oh yeah right

[compact ginkgo]

@wintry heron you know what i find funny?

you know how games on xbox maybe playstation

are usally a free upgrade?

if you know what i mean

like if you have a series X and a game that can be upgraded to that version.

it would say (Your console meets the requirements for next gen upgrade)

I just wonder why gta 5 next gen wasn't free

you make more money with a good game

then you would we a bad game

does that make sense?

yeah

[rich tulip]

I gotta start all over because I gave my brother my Xbox:/

[compact ginkgo]

oh

[fleet acorn]

Anyone know if you can sell hangar vehicles?

[pallid robin]

Anyone know what the best way to make money solo is? (Excluding cayo)

[worn hatch]

Mc business bunker nightclub

Time trails

X2 missions or x3 whatever

[wintry heron]

Agency

[worn hatch]

^

Haven't tried agency yet

[pallid robin]

Thanks

[wintry heron]

Gives from 35k to 64k per contract

[pallid robin]

Are they completely random or is there any way to get them to happen

I’ve only ever received 3 calls from Franklin

[wintry heron]

And you can do the VIP contract every 1 and a half hour that gives you 1M

Don't do the pay phone hits

[pallid robin]

Dumb question, what’s that and how do I do it 😂

[wintry heron]

Do the contracts

[blazing knot]

what

pay phone hits are god tier

[pallid robin]

Ohh you mean Dre?

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[pallid robin]

Oh ok

[wintry heron]

And you can do the normal contracts

[pallid robin]

How long does the Dre contract take?

Only ever done it once and it took forever

[wintry heron]

1 and a half hour

@wintry heron

Are there cooldowns on the second time you do it?

[pallid robin]

Hope rockstar bump up pay significantly next update. Nothing looks as good as cayo lol

Thanks for all the help btw

Don’t even own that yet. Worth it I assume?

Oh damn

How

[wintry heron]

@pallid robin

[pallid robin]

Nice

Yep

Need to get in on this lol

[wintry heron]

No

The lowest paying contract is 160k

[pallid robin]

Yeah?

Completely solo right?

Nicee

Makes sense thanks

[wintry heron]

You do act 2 in doomsday heist also

Gives 1.1M on hard

Yeah

But gives a good amount of money

And if he does all the contracts

Acts*

[worn hatch]

Is agency good

[wintry heron]

He gets a very good bonus

[worn hatch]

For normal contract shot

[long ridge]

Can someone help me sell some of my stuff on Xbox?

[worn hatch]

I own it but I haven't touched the contact thing

[wintry heron]

A normal contract gives from 34k to 64k

[worn hatch]

I heard people say if you get to like 200 contracts done your safe makes like 20k per in game day like nightclub

So 500 contacts

500000

50k

Oh

[compact ginkgo]

what is your guys opinions on being able to do sell missions in invite only?

[worn hatch]

Still a lot of money doin nothing

[worn hatch]

Amazing

I'm not a pvper cus I barely pvp or fight with people so I suck at combat

You should

[compact ginkgo]

i didn't believe it at first

[worn hatch]

It's big pay

Nightclub fine but

You gotta promote every time unless you want English Dave to nag you like your single ex

Nightclub goods actually good

[compact ginkgo]

(snorting sounds) knock knock dave here

[spring stump]

i mean

i’m fairly certain they mentioned increased payouts

[compact ginkgo]

i dont try to understand why people kill you for 1k in bounty after you steal a car

[spring stump]

and i think reworking how businesses operate?

[compact ginkgo]

i mean car

[worn hatch]

Nightclub warehouse is actually good

[spring stump]

what i mean is

[pallid robin]

How long til update

[spring stump]

MC businesses getting their selling models reworked

have it something similar to nightclub for instance

that’s what i mean

as an example

if they do smth like that

i will be very surprised

of what

[pallid robin]

Random question. Is the penthouse a waste of money

[spring stump]

yes

[pallid robin]

What does it let you do

Understandable

[carmine geyser]

casino mission is only for the free car

[pallid robin]

WhT car

[spring stump]

ok, the other way i can describe it:

for mc for instance, you need to buy supplies and restock once emptied. once you sell, you get a random vehicle

with nightclub, it’s dependent on crates. if MC (and bunker) followed nightclubs selling (and sourcing supply), that would be huge

and i would much prefer that model

i know they said smth along the lines of “expansions for CEO/MC”

and if it consists of that

gg

[pallid robin]

Ceo, MC, Nightclub, Bunker in the update you mean?

[spring stump]

yes

[pallid robin]

Yeah lots of potential there

They’d better not disappoint

[carmine geyser]

armored paragon r

[spring stump]

imagine if it’s like

“oh hey guys so we’re expanding the businesses… by giving it a months worth of 2x money!”

[pallid robin]

😂

[spring stump]

just imagine

lmao

[pallid robin]

And that’s your update. Now shut up

[carmine geyser]

well its R* so its maybe it

[spring stump]

[carmine geyser]

but the sell on invite could be a good thing

[spring stump]

sell on inv is huge

[pallid robin]

Can defo see this being the most underwhelming update in recent years

[compact ginkgo]

so is mark 2 nerf

[wintry heron]

CHAD 👑

[carmine geyser]

but my question is does that mean you could resupply on invite only or not?

[compact ginkgo]

i cant wait to hear people who use it to hunt down other people complain about how their favorite griefing vehicle was nerfed

[spring stump]

not necessarily, there are some other good picks

for instance kuruma

deluxo

it’s just no skill

[compact ginkgo]

but people only use it for griefing

[carmine geyser]

well the sparrow good to tho

[spring stump]

takes the fun away of grinding

[compact ginkgo]

deluxe works just as well

[spring stump]

i’d even go as far as saying it takes away the fun full stop

i’m happy they’ve announced a nerf

just a matter of how

[carmine geyser]

if the nerf is suck i would be mad

just uninstall and go back to other game lmao

[spring stump]

i only use my MK II in two instances: one is CEO crates, and two is for taking out other MK IIs

otherwise it collects dust

i just despise using it

[carmine geyser]

i sell mine cuz i never use it since its boring

[spring stump]

if the nerf is significant for me to sell

[compact ginkgo]

people who use it to just kill

[spring stump]

i will gladly do it

[compact ginkgo]

cannot survive without it

that's the funny part

[carmine geyser]

well i seem doing pretty ok surviveing without it so far

[compact ginkgo]

one time i was dodging 2 marks spamming missles left and right

[carmine geyser]

since imani tech a thing now seem there are less of them

[spring stump]

people who use MK II are the cryhard wannabe virgins who only seek validation of being “good” by using anything with no skill

[compact ginkgo]

and then and i somehow managed to crashinto one of them

[spring stump]

can’t change my mind on that

[carmine geyser]

still a good thing rathen than nothing

[compact ginkgo]

i was dodging missles for a straight 2 minutes

might i add i was in an A-10

i need to be hired for topgun movies

[spring stump]

i mean, think about it: how many times have you seen that type of player who uses an MK II just for that reason

well

my point exactly

lol

meanwhile i’ll just use the OG oppressor

next step

revert to 2013 gta

kek

[pale heart]

[compact ginkgo]

this is mors mutual insurance

we expect the unexpected

[carmine geyser]

wait why tgg video private?

[pale heart]

waw got pinged for no reason

[spring stump]

did you ever watch syndicate play the og gta online

[carmine geyser]

oof

[spring stump]

i mean it was 2013

but honestly it was more fun

because people played for fun and no flying bike bs

[compact ginkgo]

i was about to say that

back then

rino tank was the scarest thing

[spring stump]

and don’t even get me started on how players did not give a fuck about kd, score etc

yeah

once they started to creep in

dear fucking

[worn hatch]

Does 3cat spam work

[spring stump]

christ

[compact ginkgo]

tbh

who the fucks kills someone for a 1k bounty

[worn hatch]

I never greif so I suck at combat

[compact ginkgo]

i could kill npcs and get that

[spring stump]

^

he’s not wrong

[worn hatch]

Too bad I get taken down by hydras

Or try hards in a second

[spring stump]

doesn’t hydra get increased gun range v laser?

[worn hatch]

I be minding my own business with my mark 2 and Idk how someone sniped me far away

[spring stump]

meth

you’ve conscripted yourself to pavels national sport

shooting people off flying bikes

[wintry heron]

Anyone need help earning money? DM me if you do

[worn hatch]

I need help paying off debts

[wintry heron]

I was litterly just told this was place by someone in #💬┃gorilla-chat

[wintry heron]

DM me

Tell that to the person who directed me here

[carmine geyser]

high velocity missile

[spring stump]

you should see PC guided missiles with high sensitivity

they are the most scariest fucking thing

[old shale]

Mk2 is slow as shit unless you spamming the ground button while flying upside down

[static shuttle]

"high sensitivity" is still pretty low

[spring stump]

not really

if it’s a high enough DPI you notice the turning is super sharp

kek

[wintry heron]

i have 1.4mil what should i buy?

save up for what?

[agile trellis]

Save up for something you can make money of.

[wintry heron]

Well idk what you have so how tf do we know

[agile trellis]

Off*

[static shuttle]

yeah, I have to use my entire mouse pad to turn 90°

[wintry heron]

yeah

[agile trellis]

Also hello.

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron buy nightclub

[wintry heron]

i already have that

[static shuttle]

buy some potato chips

[wintry heron]

i’m tired tho 💀🤦

Then why are you saving up money

If you have everything

idk

💀

[agile trellis]

Night club is not good too buy unless you have multiply businesses

[slim lily]

just run 2 cayos then

[wintry heron]

Mhm

[slim lily]

preps ez

[agile trellis]

?

[wintry heron]

i have multi business

[wintry heron]

Mhm like shaking my head up and down

[agile trellis]

I would buy the submarine

[wintry heron]

i already have it

[slim lily]

buy a sharkcard

boom

[agile trellis]

No.

[slim lily]

im a genius

[wintry heron]

what’s the point in that.

[agile trellis]

Shark cards are not worth shit.

[wintry heron]

Mhm is a version of mm-hmm, an interjection variously used to express agreement or make an acknowledgment, among other senses. Mhm is especially common in the casual writing of the internet and text-messaging

idk

[slim lily]

can buy things and dont have to work for them

[agile trellis]

Isn't shark cards a waste of monet?

Money*

[wintry heron]

shark cards don’t even give u a lot of money

Imagine buying shark cards

[agile trellis]

Exactly

[mighty barn]

You better have enough $ for businesses to be expanded in the new update

[agile trellis]

Even worse part about it you know the Ruiner 2000? that car is almost 8 million

[harsh egret]

I'm new please tell me the best armoured vehicle

[mighty barn]

Anyone knows it wont be cheap

[wintry heron]

Fun fact: it takes me about 2 hours to get 8 mil so basically per 1 hour I make 50 bucks 0_0

[mighty barn]

Same

[wintry heron]

Doesn’t work anymore

Since gta offline mode is a thing

There’s a new method?

Oh shit tell me

[agile trellis]

I mean I don't make money anymore since I don't really need it.

I have pretty OP shit.

[little lance]

yall think that gta 6 will be out by 2026?

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron dm me the method don’t recommend here you might get muted

[agile trellis]

Fair I got the ruiner 2000 and wow it fucks up the mark 2's

[wintry heron]

Ay

[mighty barn]

The update said current business will be expanded not new businesses coming

[wintry heron]

Ah*

[wintry heron]

No?

No new businesses

[agile trellis]

But for real fuck the mark 2

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron there’s no new business coming?

Good

[agile trellis]

To be honest I would like too see the dickless pricks use the mark 1 to kill people @wintry heron

[static shuttle]

not really a good idea to burn your dick off

[agile trellis]

I am really good in the mark 1

I can kill just fine in that thing

[spring stump]

their pea brain can’t handle the myth that the commoner call skill

it’s a sacred craft only few can possess

[agile trellis]

And if they call in like 5 mark 2 friends the good fully loaded can come out to have a bite.

[agile trellis]

Agreed xd

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron check #📸┃gta-media

[spring stump]

i’m more interested in the MK II nerf + businesses

that’s it

[agile trellis]

I am happy that the mark 2 is finally getting nerfed

[quiet pagoda]

Yousef Rafat just boosted the server!

[wintry heron]

Cap

[quiet pagoda]

not cad

[agile trellis]

@wintry heron If my insult is abit mean well mark 2's have pissed me off alot xd

Have you guys ever seen that fully loaded mission by the professional.

The mark 2's got shit on

Not seen one.

[wintry heron]

Guys when rockstar games is gonna nerf oppressors, the tryhards are gonna find a way to bug this or find a new op flying thing in like a day

[agile trellis]

Is it just him taking the piss out of the professional.

[static shuttle]

they're just gonna move on to jets

[agile trellis]

Oh.

I wll watch it.

To be honest who thinks the ruiner 2000 mission is a bit over powered.

[wintry heron]

Mhm, but jets do require skill since your going to fast to lock on if the person your locking on is on ground, but in air it’s super ez

[agile trellis]

I mean

[static shuttle]

not really, it can easily be countered with Imani tech

[agile trellis]

Against mark 2's @wintry heron The mark two's gets fucked up all the time.

[wintry heron]

I haven’t done a mission in a while

Actually no I have

Yesterday

[agile trellis]

I don't really use it I prefer to go over kill on mark 2's

Pretty much night shark MOC Tank jets is the only thing I seen that can counter it

[wintry heron]

Man I wish pc has aim lock

The console players are so lucky

[static shuttle]

literally takes the bare minimum of skill to fly a jet, but what requires skill however is being good at flying the jet

[agile trellis]

It's funny when you RPG the jet's out the sky.

[wintry heron]

Shh your giving the tryhards/griefers ideas

[normal bramble]

Lol

[agile trellis]

I met a god mode thermal jet barcode in the game.

Today

And we still managed to shit on him.

[wintry heron]

I have no idea what a barcode is but I’m just gonna say: relatable

AHHH

Ok ok

Is it me or are there less griefers I’ve joined 5 lobbies and found 0 griefers

[agile trellis]

It's the cringe dickless people who think it's funny to call them self a barcode which in the game they are the definition of "degenerates"

We still managed too shit on the barcode

I mean I will be online tomorrow.

I will add you then.

[wintry heron]

Why doesn’t rockstar ban barcodes (any other symbol) only letters/numbers allowed

[agile trellis]

In game though if I see people killing a low level I will go for them.

I also bought the bombushka

[wintry heron]

But your a German soldier

[agile trellis]

That is fun

[agile trellis]

Just a name since I like learning about germany ww2

Like I am very intrested.

[wintry heron]

Ik that’s the joke

[agile trellis]

It's a way too go broke.

[wintry heron]

@agile trellis I think that is called uhh cough a nerd

[agile trellis]

But you you have 100m so

[agile trellis]

Yes.

But fuck maths etc

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron how tf do you have 100mil

[agile trellis]

The professional has 1 billion.

[wintry heron]

@agile trellis the only reason I get good grades is I never have problems with my parents, and the better grades the faster I’m out of school

And I’m not going to college fuck that

Tell me DADDY

[opal dune]

The fuck

[wintry heron]

Modding/Cayo?

[slim lily]

cough cough chips glitch cough

[wintry heron]

I ask that about your pfp

[wintry heron]

What is this 2019?

Who still uses the diamond casino

Imagine having a penthouse

[opal dune]

Lol i dont even know what pfp means

[wintry heron]

Such a waste of money

[agile trellis]

My school does not care about me so I gave up with school and tried my best to get expelled.

[static shuttle]

imagine imagining

[wintry heron]

Dude why do you have reply pings off, turn it on

[agile trellis]

All my school did is make my life harder for me.

[wintry heron]

whispers tell me

[opal dune]

Whats pfp

[wintry heron]

Well no shit

[slim lily]

tell you what kek

[wintry heron]

Profile picture

[wintry heron]

whispers chip glitch and send in dms cause you can get muted

[agile trellis]

yes but it's even worse for me since I have disabilities.

[opal dune]

Oh shit well it’s me with a bread bag on my head

[static shuttle]

is there a problem? it's not necessary to ping when you are already here

[wintry heron]

Same, mind me asking what disabilities?

[slim lily]

dk how man

sorry

[agile trellis]

Autism dyslexia

[wintry heron]

I though that was tape

[wintry heron]

I have one of those

[agile trellis]

But my case of dyslexia isreally bad

[agile trellis]

I pretty much have the attention span of 5 seconds ins chool

In school*

[wintry heron]

Guys am I gay if I sit like this (I’m a guy)