🚔┃gta-discussion

[boreal tulip]

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[fresh geyser]

but yea, my bro wanted a heist partner, and set me up with a sub, now i have alot of assets and over 10mil in my bank

and like i started playing gta online in like 2020 or 21 something not too long ago

so yea, i only did cayo a few hundred times, but i aint stopping anytime soon

me and my bro both have 10 mil dollar yachts

[tough spoke]

same i think, dont know for sure

[fresh geyser]

yea, im addicted and a serious grinder even tho i havent been playing for very long

but gta online is alot funner with a partner

[tough spoke]

ye same

ye tru

[fresh geyser]

yea, my bro collects cars and has like 60+ mil worth of cars in his ceo office garage

[tough spoke]

i did a drive by in other session i was in w tazers was funny as hell

[fresh geyser]

im just surprised that in gto you can go to fort zancudo and own a lazer

and all this other absurd shit

[tough spoke]

ye

[fresh geyser]

i bought the lazer

[tough spoke]

until you kamikaze

[fresh geyser]

i wanted it from day 1

and i started playing gto to own one one day

and after cayo, i didnt care about the price

[tough spoke]

never bought lazar

[fresh geyser]

i like being able to store it and paint it

[tough spoke]

id rather have it 4 free

[fresh geyser]

imagine being a columbian drug lord and getting robbed several times a week by a clown

[tough spoke]

lol

i bought hydra bc at the time it was on sale

[fresh geyser]

but yea, if i was gonna walk around in military clothes, they would be light/colored, so i dont look like an obvi tryhard

even tho i know whipping out a tank or a jet is a bad look

i would just dick around in mine, but i wouldnt blame people for getting nervous and leaving when they see me on the map

people will have more excuse to start shit with me

they'll think im upto no good

[wintry heron]

My character is a guy wearing a suit and a black face mask

[tough spoke]

time to fly round in my blimp lol

[glossy yacht]

I’m broke now

[tough spoke]

L

[wintry heron]

My character trying to rob a bank 💀

[fresh geyser]

i made my main MJ and my Alt is CJ, i love cultural refs

[worn hatch]

Carl johnson

[fresh geyser]

hell yea

[glossy yacht]

When does weed farm usually take for it to go to product

[tough spoke]

it shitty profit

[glossy yacht]

Really 😦

[fresh geyser]

i really loved the agency and tuners updates, those were nice and unexpected

[vast rivet]

Can I ask what am I the only one in session? I am new to this game

[glossy yacht]

Oh

I’m dumb

[echo pelican]

its actually a rich profit

[vast rivet]

Everytime I join I am only one in the session, like no one is playing with me

[fresh geyser]

if you were on pc, id take you on cayo with me

and get you a sub

[glossy yacht]

Dang

[fresh geyser]

too bad R* doesnt allow crossplay

[glossy yacht]

Fr gta 6 better have it

[vast rivet]

No i am in public

[glossy yacht]

If it ever comes out

Then go to another lobby

[echo pelican]

true

unless they add a turn off crossplay button

[glossy yacht]

Can people on ps5 help me get money

[echo pelican]

ps4 version????

[glossy yacht]

No ps5 version

[echo pelican]

also you can go to #953408732019167302

no L

not same version

[lusty galleon]

If u ever feel stupid just remember that devon weston died because he chose to pay some dudes with investments instead of cash

Tbh those investments would have probably ended up being worth more if they took them

[worn hatch]

If u ever feel stupid just remember el Rubio is more brain dead finding you in the water than a fish

Lol

[tough spoke]

gotta love it when you taze a tryhard

[lusty galleon]

El rubio puts his shit in the exact same case in the same basement every time, he also uses the exact same fingerprint device and the exact same fingerprint backup hacker thing

He also fixes up the grate to the drainage tunnel but never takes any steps to permanently block it off as an entrance

[tough spoke]

t - the g - the g

you name

[floral delta]

Yo

[tough spoke]

no

[lusty galleon]

Imagine if el rubio put more security on the entrance and exits we last used instead forcing us to break in a different way like with casino heist

[floral delta]

So

[worn hatch]

He is dumb

[wintry heron]

Hey

[lusty galleon]

The casino still hires the exact same maintenence, security, and fumigating companies despite getting robbed by people dressed as them

[hollow trail]

i got 4.1 wat should i buy

[wintry heron]

Does anyone on ps4 wanna carry me in cayo I don’t even need all the cut I just need like 1 mill so we can do two mission of it if u want

[hollow trail]

mil

[tough spoke]

a life

jk buisness

[wintry heron]

Monkey u should buy an arcade Rory nightclub

Or

I meant

[lusty galleon]

How tf do we even replay the doomsday heist canonically

[tough spoke]

dunno

[hollow trail]

already got that

[tough spoke]

dont care

[wintry heron]

Ooh maybe a nightshark if u dint have that it’s really good armored trucks

[wintry heron]

The same way that we replay the OG heists AKA the good old time travelling

[tough spoke]

ye

[lusty galleon]

The other heists dont involve ur boss betraying you and dying

[floral delta]

Racist

[wintry heron]

It’s his name bro

[floral delta]

Ik I'm kiddinf

[boreal tulip]

when we are offline, our online characters are un-saving the world and resurrecting Avon & reconstructing & coding Cliffford

[wintry heron]

Ik

[lusty galleon]

Like rashkovsky could canonically get arrested infite times and trevor can try fail his drug run infinite times, but how tf is avon rehiring us, betraying us and dying infinite times

[boreal tulip]

this

[wintry heron]

You know Devin the way I see it and hey I’m no intelligent businessman like you. But the way I see it, there are two great evils that bedevil American capitalism of the type you practice. Number one is outsourcing. You paid a private company to do your dirty work for ya, then you underpaid that company because you thought you were big enough and bad enough that you didn’t have to play by the rules. Oh! Number two, offshoring your profits!

Offshore?

Oh it’s horrible you wouldn’t wanna be sent off shore just to save a little money would ya T?

Aw naw I ain’t going nowhere

But we know your opinions on the matter Devin. Keep your problems the fuck outta America, huh?

In this instance when he puts it like that it makes sense!

Course it’s does! Hey Devin? Goodbye old friend.

[tough spoke]

nuting

[lusty galleon]

Its ironic cause rockstar outsourced the trilogy remakes

[peak flame]

Can someone link up with someone in gta if i'm on xbox series x and there on normal xbox one?

[wintry heron]

Any one on ps4 got cayo? I need money to buy my own submarine so I need to do it with someone

Anyone

Guys

[echo pelican]

fuck

[wintry heron]

I sometimes randomly get +100k out of nowhere

Wtf lol

Happened like 4 times today alone

Anyone got cayo I can do with

Yo guys

[celest lotus]

Can you still get pink diamond

[wintry heron]

I don’t have cayo but I need to do it with someone who will let me do it with them

Hey gtv so u have cayo

[celest lotus]

Replay glitc

?

[wintry heron]

Oh nvm then

Anyone got cayo guys I’m desperate asf I need money 😭

I was but everyone’s ps5

I’m 4

[blazing knot]

you’re 4?!!!?

ban

Underage

ban

Yeah but why did you choose ps5 role

who is this kid

[boreal tulip]

Mission "ignore apache" is a go

[wintry heron]

Yeah I’m def 4 years old

[blazing knot]

This dude is the reason I changed who can message me man.

Dude DMed me porn I was like okay that’s enough of that

I’m not downloading that do you think I’m stupid

Don’t answer that btw

Einstein was right

[wintry heron]

well this is not what I expected to come back too

[blazing knot]

Man the mods do be lacking though I hope the applications get us some beefcakes

Giga Chad moderators

[granite needle]

I have cayo perico with barer bonds 3x gold 2x cash one painting

[blazing knot]

let’s freaking go

you know as someone who is studying accounting I recently learned what bearer bonds actually are

So like a bond is essentially a promissory note except it’s different in a few ways one being it has different interest calculations and potential for discount or premium depending on the par value of the bond compared to the market value

[granite needle]

So like a will?

[blazing knot]

And so if someone gives you a bond and you pay it and they get the money it’s good. So bearer bonds are a type of bond that means whoever currently holds the bond can cash in on the money owed

The person the money is owed to can change hands

[blazing knot]

Nah like you owe something to someone plus interest

[granite needle]

Ohh okay I get it

[blazing knot]

Like if you’re in jail and you pay to get out you pay bail. Or you can call a bondsman and pay a bond

And the bond price has interest and you have to pay it in a certain amount of time with payments. Usually twice a year

so like Rubio has bearer bonds so he has access to money that is owed him if he cashes those in

But when you steal them, since they’re bearer bonds, now you own the bonds and you can cash it to get that money

[granite needle]

Dang 1.1 min bonds that’s a lot

[blazing knot]

honestly it’s kind of stupid because Rubio knows he gets robbed a lot so why not change the bond type and make it so that only he can cash it

It makes more sense now when Pavel says, “Bearer bonds. You think Mr. Rubio would have learned his lesson by now.”

[granite needle]

Yea but I’m not complaining I get 1m richer every time I rob

[blazing knot]

💀

true

[wintry heron]

@sturdy swift Apache!!

[blazing knot]

Rubio is complaining tho

[granite needle]

Fr

So you want to do the heist with me @blazing knot ?

Oh wait no I don’t think it’s like possible

That sucks

[blazing knot]

Rubio be like:

“Shit I got robbed. Anyways, can you guards take this Diamond down to the vault?”

just put the guards on a little bit more alert or smth

except they’re not

Yeah just put the mansion on hard mode lockdown for 1 day

[granite needle]

The only real problem is the jug

And I just avoid him

[blazing knot]

Yeah

Sometimes though I get bugged in the heist it’s annoying

[compact loom]

Anybody wanna do casino heist on PlayStation

[granite needle]

I use the conspirator

[blazing knot]

Like I’ll shoot someone in the head and they’re alone. And somehow someone from like 8 light years away detects me and he’s like, “raise the alarms”

I call it the blood brother glitch.

[wintry heron]

#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4

[blazing knot]

It’s like the dude senses his blood brother is dead

[granite needle]

It is ? My friends told me it’s the best one

[blazing knot]

“Ralph….He has fallen. Raise the alarms now.”

[manic stream]

The gta info channel doesn't contain any info for autoshops apparently

[blazing knot]

Aggressor is better but I get some people that tell me I’m L bozo for thinking that

[unborn bear]

whats fun in gta right now?

i been playing it alot lately but idk what i should be doing

[blazing knot]

I’ve never killed juggy

[wintry heron]

I use marksman loadout

[unborn bear]

im lvl 128

[blazing knot]

if you’re bored of cayo, do some penthouse stuff

[unborn bear]

i still dont know how to do cayo either

[blazing knot]

okay

well

[unborn bear]

i never learned

[blazing knot]

I pray for u

[wintry heron]

anyone wanna do the prison break heist with me?

[unborn bear]

i been doing casino heist since it came out

[granite needle]

U wanna do the perico?

[blazing knot]

just buy a ps5 L

[granite needle]

Yep all setups done

[blazing knot]

So to kill the juggy do I just blast his head with the shotgun 100 times

Or what

Head.

Does it have to be in the face

Or can I shopt the back of his helmet

Oh

[granite needle]

Ok thank you

[blazing knot]

Grand Theft Vehicle

[granite needle]

Your avatar is a purple face right?

[blazing knot]

@granite needle why is your pfp a shadow demon

[granite needle]

Don’t make fun of my name I made it when I was young

Barer bonds

3 gold

[wintry heron]

how old are u

[granite needle]

14

[wintry heron]

📸I was about to do this

is anyone here under rank 30 lol

[granite needle]

Oh and my avatar is a shadow demon because I took a picture of my cousin at 3am

Dang level 244

[wintry heron]

casual flex

[blazing knot]

I just saw the most ripped 60 year old grandma in my life

holy shit

[wintry heron]

💀

[blazing knot]

Arnold Schwarzenegger mom

[granite needle]

DAMN

[blazing knot]

BOY

he thicc boy

[granite needle]

I’m a noob compared to you

[wintry heron]

where are you guys all from

[granite needle]

Oh yea same Im only good at dogfights kinda

[wintry heron]

well that's something to practice your skills on if you ever get bored of heists

[worn hatch]

My 2nd character level 69 but it got 73m

[wintry heron]

cool

i'm from ireland

[granite needle]

The United States

[wintry heron]

do you speak Masri @wintry heron

yes but the accent

what type of question is that

[warm bobcat]

Anyone wanna help me with the diamond casino heist

[wintry heron]

ratio?

[granite needle]

Ready

[wintry heron]

calling NASA to help identify the targets of whom had asked.

15 year olds?

wtf?

bro was about to be in a real gta

[granite needle]

U sure I can give you 20

[worn hatch]

Funny

[granite needle]

Ok then

[worn hatch]

Also panther exist in Cayo

Take was 2.4

No like now

I just did a Cayo with panther

Got removed?

Fuck

No wonder I never got panther

LOL

[blazing knot]

Or B2B

[wintry heron]

how do you tell if a heist is glitched through replay

[worn hatch]

You don't

[wintry heron]

lowkey wanna play legit a lil

[worn hatch]

You can only tell in the end

If the player character your playing with in the end scene got replayed by mini midrazo character then mans did replay

[patent crown]

Is the weed farm worth buying

[wintry heron]

idk some replay glitches don't do that in end

[wintry heron]

no. get arcade

Anyone can do cayo?

[patent crown]

Ight thx

[worn hatch]

Subby sub

[wintry heron]

arcade on discount.

[wintry heron]

you're still saving over 1m

[patent crown]

I already got kosatka and sparrow

[granite needle]

Don’t worry pretty sure I alerted him

[wintry heron]

lmao

[patent crown]

Ive played GTA for 2 years now but I had issues with my PSN account so I had to start over with a new account 6 days ago

[wintry heron]

R* actually flags you if you get over 2.5m

[patent crown]

Never have bought weed farm

[blazing knot]

Oh damn that sucks

[wintry heron]

idk why they do that potential BS

[worn hatch]

Contact cock star

[granite needle]

I know right 5 m too much

[patent crown]

I'm already level 78 tho

[blazing knot]

damn

[granite needle]

Thank you @wintry heron

[wintry heron]

i love r* for that tho

[blazing knot]

thanks gtv

[wintry heron]

they defo knew that's BS

panther statue next Thursday

[blazing knot]

helping out those in need my homie

[wintry heron]

trolls

[blazing knot]

cap

[worn hatch]

Whole week?

[wintry heron]

proof?

[blazing knot]

I’m not the one making claims tf

[wintry heron]

dude you're the one supposed to provide proof

you made a claim

prove it

back to middle school

ong (fr)

[blazing knot]

Panther statue is actually available every week for 5 minutes at a random point in the day and no one has ever noticed

[worn hatch]

Lol

[worn hatch]

No way

No wat

[wintry heron]

r* got you mfs making theories

it ain't that deep

[blazing knot]

they just turn to cash mid heist lol

[worn hatch]

Imagine if I get panther And 3 gold and 10% hard mode

[wintry heron]

lmao

these theories

goofy ahh

[worn hatch]

I'd be taking 3M

[wintry heron]

yes

[blazing knot]

Imagine if you had multiple primary targets on cayo though

Each person takes one

yeah I know

[worn hatch]

4 people panther

That would be uhh

One shark card for free

[blazing knot]

4 panthers 6 gold hard mode

holy shit

[wintry heron]

yes

[blazing knot]

Oh yeah

[wintry heron]

yes

[worn hatch]

Imagine

[blazing knot]

I’ve only ever done cayo with one or two people

[worn hatch]

That would be shark card money

[blazing knot]

Okay maybe not multiple primary targets

but casino bags on cayo ?

[wintry heron]

[worn hatch]

Imagine if

[blazing knot]

Cayo bags on casino

[worn hatch]

Imagine

Imagine

Imagine if

Cayo perico loot is gold only

[granite needle]

The fleeca job is way better

[worn hatch]

And panther

So we take like 50 gold

[granite needle]

Every other heist

[worn hatch]

Apartment heist

[wintry heron]

R*'s logo goes hard

Fleece kinda fun tho

it ain't bro

stop tryna be diff

it takes 3 mins

[blazing knot]

I used to farm fleeca back in the day when I was broke as shit

[wintry heron]

that ain't fun

that's called being lazy

in 3 mins i could have done 1-2 cayo preps

(fr)

Nikka shut yo ahh up

3 mins is

[blazing knot]

my name is Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive

[icy elm]

Hey guys

[wintry heron]

180000 milliseconds

I don’t play it I just think it’s fun when I first start playing

[granite needle]

It was me Barry

[blazing knot]

don’t say it

[wintry heron]

Nerd ahh nikka

it's a 1 sec google search lmao

[granite needle]

I’m the one that j you off so you came at womans touch

[icy elm]

I just completed Cayo perico heist with 1.2M cut but I just recieved 200,000

[wintry heron]

very cool story

care to expand?

[granite needle]

Congratulations

[wintry heron]

me personally, if i was you, i'd let that slide

but that's just me tho*

[blazing knot]

15% cut?

[wintry heron]

between you and me is 2 thin lines of differences.

and i'm the 2 line

but thin

[icy elm]

85%

[granite needle]

So the doomsday heist sucks right

[blazing knot]

yes

[wintry heron]

common cayo L

[blazing knot]

[wintry heron]

it's challenging but cool

[blazing knot]

True

[wintry heron]

act 3 is nightmare tho

[granite needle]

Are they the one that you fight the ai

[blazing knot]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

laughing out loud

yeah

[granite needle]

Sick

[blazing knot]

Okay here’s a question tbh

Actual question

For CMM can you die during preps and setups or no

[wintry heron]

no

stop dying

[blazing knot]

Okay I thought so

[wintry heron]

yeah

me personally, i wouldn't let myself die

but that's just me tho

[granite needle]

I like your word magic men

[blazing knot]

So for apartment heist cmm no dying at all

damn

[worn hatch]

Should I buy military rifle or heavy rifle

[wintry heron]

^

[granite needle]

Buy lmg

[wintry heron]

common gunshop L

i use my fist

[worn hatch]

Tf lmg

[granite needle]

Not even knuckle dusters

[worn hatch]

I use combat mg mkii

And musket long range

[blazing knot]

I use combat pistol 🗿

[worn hatch]

Special carb

[granite needle]

I use tasers

[worn hatch]

I use heavy revolver mark 2

[blazing knot]

Carbine rifle is better than special

[wintry heron]

pistol solos all

not even up for debate

[loud knot]

Ew

[worn hatch]

Hold up

[blazing knot]

It’s absolutely true

[worn hatch]

How does guns get explosive ammo

[wintry heron]

who even uses shotguns

[granite needle]

I use compact emp launcher

[blazing knot]

I killed people a lot with firework launcher last week lmao

[icy elm]

With a cheat code in offline mode

[loud knot]

U have a point :)

[granite needle]

Fax fax

[loud knot]

Explosive rounds in pump shotgun >>

[granite needle]

Man spits so many fax

[blazing knot]

Free mode stun gun is nerfed have you noticed

The charge is longer than mission stun gun

[loud knot]

Same

[blazing knot]

My man counted

[granite needle]

I use broken bottles

[blazing knot]

Dude said one…two…three…

[granite needle]

😂

[blazing knot]

bro when this movie gonna start

I’ve been sitting here on discord for so long

[granite needle]

The minions?

[blazing knot]

I don’t give a shit about avatar 2

Minions rise of Skywalker

[granite needle]

Aww sick

[blazing knot]

Nah I don’t wanna say cause someone might spoil

The avatar 2 trailer looks like ass

[worn hatch]

Fuck the hsw vehicles

[cloud solstice]

Anyone wanna do some fun in freeplay?

[worn hatch]

I'm gonna commit ride bmx

[blazing knot]

How is the S95 HSW faster than Ignus HSW

ridiculous

[worn hatch]

Turbo

[blazing knot]

wdym

S95 has thrust?

[wintry heron]

common kumala L

[worn hatch]

LMFAOOO

Screw s95

[wintry heron]

[granite needle]

Jesus you don’t like anything

[worn hatch]

Use hsw bike

[blazing knot]

I can’t finish any of the god damn HSW trials dude

💀

[worn hatch]

He doesent like to get bitches

[blazing knot]

like bro

[wintry heron]

?

[granite needle]

Y’all ever just go to pedal to medal

[wintry heron]

lmao

[worn hatch]

So easy for me with hsw bike

[wintry heron]

no

[worn hatch]

I did

[granite needle]

Good stuff right

[blazing knot]

I’ve done 3 HSW trials since I got ignus I haven’t been able to do any of them

[wintry heron]

this is why i dislike france

[blazing knot]

I don’t try too hard tbh tho

[wintry heron]

common france L

i'm spitting out a whole lot of nothing, let me get the level

10

^ one zero

lmk if you're blind

real ^

[granite needle]

[wintry heron]

who here lives in north america

[worn hatch]

Hsw trails are actually more fun than normal trails

[granite needle]

People?

[patent crown]

Me

[worn hatch]

I drive the s95 on my main daily so I feel like it's slow

[wintry heron]

was wondering if anybody here lives there

[worn hatch]

Downside on s95 it doesent grip when turning

[granite needle]

Oh I live in the great

Canada

[wintry heron]

can you provide with the home address

credit card number and ZIP

[granite needle]

Bet

[worn hatch]

Lol

Definetly not some mod menu rp 1million per 1 hour bag shit

[wintry heron]

^

"lil"

[granite needle]

123445 12455 24684

[wintry heron]

me when the

[worn hatch]

How tf modded account

[karmic carbon]

Hey can someone help me please sell my coke

[worn hatch]

You give cockstar 5 grand and bribe for level 4000???

[wintry heron]

wtf no

that's illegal

cocaine

[karmic carbon]

In gta

[wintry heron]

yeah i prefer no drugs

[worn hatch]

She love the coke but not Coca Cola

[granite needle]

Yea bro honestly have some respect

[wintry heron]

motivational bio @worn hatch

[karmic carbon]

Ok

[worn hatch]

[karmic carbon]

Ok

[worn hatch]

Gta wants your credit card

[wintry heron]

[worn hatch]

That's why they milk kids with new dlc shark cards before gta 6

[granite needle]

The missiles on the khostaka worth it

?

[worn hatch]

No

I bought everything on sub just to find out the most useful thing is the sparrow

Find a new session

And then instead of merryweater hq it takes me to a building

You save money

[wintry heron]

dude it's like 1 cayo heist to afford that

[granite needle]

The building hack is confusing asf

[wintry heron]

you quickly make it back

w comeback

[worn hatch]

"You have to pay to play"

[granite needle]

Mula means everything

🤌

[worn hatch]

Anybody wanna drink tequila in the shoe store with me

I was selling nightclub goods worth 1mil I think

[granite needle]

Greifing sux

[worn hatch]

And hydra looking kid stole the hydra plane from military and exploded my truck

The best way to loose a million in amintute

A minute

[granite needle]

It is except with greifers

Greifers*

[patent crown]

Oppressor is good for cargo missions but I still hate it because of how many times I've been killed by one

[granite needle]

Do the doomsday preps suck more than the casino

Cuz I did the casino set ups solo it sucks

[worn hatch]

Mark 2 very good for Cayo prepping

[sacred robin]

If i buy the most expensive arcade machines do i get more money

[wintry heron]

mk2 should have it so homing missiles can only be set to enemy NPCs

otherwise it cannot target actual players

because it's a good vehicle to grind

[icy elm]

Can someone tell me what it show in transition log when you complete Cayo perico heist!!

[worn hatch]

You do not

[worn hatch]

Watch YouTube video

[icy elm]

I checked but didn't got what i was looking for!!

[stiff bough]

i drank macbeth whiskey. best experience in my gta life

[worn hatch]

Try google image?

[stiff bough]

waiting for the "none asked replies"

[worn hatch]

Tequila better

[icy elm]

Can anyone tell me if someone did the Cayo perico recently!!

[worn hatch]

I did it 200+ times

[stiff bough]

get the videgeddon its the best

1.8m + very close to casino

[icy elm]

So can u tell me what it shows in transition log

For the Cayo perico money!!

[worn hatch]

A lot

Percent

How much Pavel takes for doin nothing

Why not

[snow wedge]

Why can't I open a ticket

[icy elm]

U talking about me !!

Okk

[snow wedge]

F

I want my role

Cmm?

Idle addiction

[loud knot]

[snow wedge]

Nice

[loud knot]

Wanna rob me on Pancake?

[snow wedge]

Will buy bot master lol

[tribal quiver]

Hello! Do anyone from you guys can let me now how to get rid of annoying modder? 2 weeks ago he responded to me here that he wants to help me in a mission but after i reject him and blocked him he still forces himself to my private session and crash my game from time to time when i want to play. Somehow he knows when I am active and his nickname is "X"

[snow wedge]

U can't

Use vpn

[fresh geyser]

make a solo public lobby

[tribal quiver]

he can join these

[snow wedge]

The only option is vpn

[wintry heron]

yeah paid mod menus can actually join private sessions, irregardless of the type lol

[snow wedge]

Yes

[worn hatch]

Use mods and boot that mod with his ip

[snow wedge]

The only way it to use mod menu or vpn

No it's too expensive

[wintry heron]

you have to open a ticket in #📁〢support／report

[snow wedge]

And I have 50k

[void wharf]

Any one help me on a prep for doomsday

[snow wedge]

Bot is ded

[snow wedge]

#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox

[wintry heron]

try making your profile private and always appear offline

[tribal quiver]

how to do this?

[wintry heron]

that's the only option left

[snow wedge]

This trick is still working??

[wintry heron]

simple google search shows but go to your SC

[wintry heron]

i really don't know but better to try

[snow wedge]

Hm

[wintry heron]

mod menus just constantly update, who knows though

[snow wedge]

Yeah

My friend bought one lol

[wintry heron]

last i checked in 2020, appearing offline kept giving modders tracking me the "error joining your session"

[worn hatch]

Modders are gay

[snow wedge]

A modder always join us and crash our game

[wintry heron]

most of the time if you don't fuck with them they won't care to track you rlly

[snow wedge]

So he bought one lol

[wintry heron]

what inspires modders is the reactions they get in chat

like dude stop giving a reaction

[cosmic jay]

Pc moment

[snow wedge]

Yes

[wintry heron]

leave quickly and they'll forget you existed

[wintry heron]

same with griefers

[worn hatch]

Wait what

[wintry heron]

nobody cares you're gonna report or crying

[snow wedge]

Modder don't give a fuck about u

[worn hatch]

I'm homophobic but I don't mod

[snow wedge]

Just ignore them

[tribal quiver]

I mean i tried but he do this from 2 weeks

[snow wedge]

Not mess with them

[wintry heron]

[snow wedge]

Yeah lol

Nice tip

[wintry heron]

and go offline always.

[sacred robin]

So if I buy a bunch of cheap arcade machines I’ll get the same money as if I bough the most expensive ones?

[snow wedge]

Ticket bot still ded

Wtf it's pro

🥲

[worn hatch]

Just buy one arcade and put all of it in the free space

[tribal quiver]

I remember his nickname

everyone! be carefull with King_Shmmr or X

[sacred robin]

I’m not buying arcades, im buying the games for the arcade

[tribal quiver]

I would be very grateful

[snow wedge]

Good night guys it's 2:30am now

The back pain

[worn hatch]

Sweet dreams

[snow wedge]

Fuck this Chair

Gn

[worn hatch]

[snow wedge]

'_'

[vocal cairn]

helo

anyone want to dofight in xbox

[regal geode]

Hi

[vocal cairn]

ifg?

[wintry heron]

@autumn helm

he does

dm him

[vocal cairn]

oh ok

[wintry heron]

Hey does anyone know how long bunker research takes per thing

light years

It sucks all I want is explosive rounds and now I have to unlock like 51 things 😭

[carmine geyser]

guys just asking if bullet vest working on heist does it work on mission too?

[wintry heron]

you have to unlock 60

I know I won’t get it until I’ve unlocked like 20 things I don’t give a shit about

there's 9 secret ones

[wintry heron]

Bruh 💀

[wintry heron]

Yes

You can also buy them before you start a mission

[carmine geyser]

not the armor i mean the bullet vest clothing btw

[wintry heron]

Oh idk about that

In some missions you have to choose an outfit

Yeah I don’t have that much

[carmine geyser]

yeah but you can use your own

[wintry heron]

But do you know how long it takes per item to research

[carmine geyser]

depent on the lobby setting

[wintry heron]

I can’t find it anywhere

[carmine geyser]

it only said heist

but no one tested it on mission

[silent stream]

Probably days

[wintry heron]

BRO WHAT

4-6 HOURS

[silent stream]

Ask on r/gtaonline

[wintry heron]

5 x 60 = 300 hours

[silent stream]

Idk

[wintry heron]

Oh and mine isn’t upgraded so it will take 8,5 hours

[echo pelican]

a year

[silent stream]

*8.5 hrs of you playing

[opaque tiger]

wait guys who is dom from gta online and why does he call me saying the most random stuff

[wintry heron]

a millennium

[echo pelican]

u again 💀🤣

fr

[silent stream]

I idk if it does research if ur app is closed/u are not playing

[wintry heron]

An adrenaline junkie

@wintry heron you again

Yeah

[echo pelican]

a L guy

[wintry heron]

If i do cayo perico for like 10 hours in 1 day i can fast track all of it

[silent stream]

Not worth

[wintry heron]

tbh not worth fast tracking

Use it for something that will make u more money

[echo pelican]

not worth it

[wintry heron]

instead of explosive rounds

[echo pelican]

true

[wintry heron]

they not even that good tbh

Lol

[echo pelican]

fr

[wintry heron]

And you have to go to a weapon workshop to refill on ammo

Yeah i wanted to put them on a heavy sniper but nevermind

You can’t go to ammunition or use quick menu

That’s stupid as hell though how does rockstar think that’s a good idea

[silent stream]

Explosive cannon rounds’ only decent use is to counter jets yet for this you need good aim. Also it is expensive to refill and you can carry only low amounts of it

[wintry heron]

Putting explosive rounds behind an 11 million $ paywall

[silent stream]

Its luck based

[echo pelican]

thats a big Con right there

[wintry heron]

and the heavy sniper with like heavy barrel already does enough

Yeah

Just shoot the engine

[echo pelican]

refilling for more money is a Cockstar move

[silent stream]

If you are lucky you can get them early without needing to spend tons of money/waiting a lot

[wintry heron]

Lol

[silent stream]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Yeah but I’m not taking that bet

I don’t want to spend a few million on some shitty vehicle add ons that no one ever uses

I can’t recall when I got a bunker but I made a new account like 2 months ago and I already have explosive rounds

[wintry heron]

no you need to pay irl money to @wintry heron for that

and it’s already level 120 💀

[silent stream]

I never use expl. rounds

[echo pelican]

true but i wouldnt buy anything expensive unless its for fun

[wintry heron]

Yeah

11 million can buy you litterally anything

[wintry heron]

He’s right

[silent stream]

Some are decent (nervously)

[silent stream]

True

[wintry heron]

Yeah they’re cool but nobody uses them since the oppressor mk 2 can counter litterally anything

[silent stream]

*nothing 😆

[echo pelican]

when I first got a bunker i wanted to research some stuff but now its just too much work

[wintry heron]

Yeah definitely not worth it imo

[silent stream]

You see in gta world 11mil is barely anything

[wintry heron]

chinese servers are funny lmao, it's modders crash you if you say you're from taiwan

[wintry heron]

You can buy like 2 expensive vehicles with it

Not that much but yeah

[silent stream]

Sounds fun

[wintry heron]

They’ll take away your social credits

I have never met a modder in game

[echo pelican]

true

[wintry heron]

Xbox and playstation don’t have modders

[echo pelican]

they used to

[wintry heron]

I remember though xbox 360 and ps3 had alot

yeah but they have a lot of griefers as well

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[echo pelican]

yes

[wintry heron]

on pc tryhards cannot exist, because modders don't even tryhard to crash or anything

[wintry heron]

Yeah people get so tempted to blow up my cargo

[echo pelican]

unless they have a controller

[wintry heron]

i barely see those players with that helmet and tryhard name

[echo pelican]

aka barcode

[wintry heron]

I play on xbox series s and there’s none here but I used to play the last gen version and there’s none there either

yeah barcodes are only on console for majority of the part

barcode in pc is just useless. a modded knows your ip the moment they join

and your account ID

What’s the point of barcode names even

so to think a barcode helps is called being negative in brain cells

[wintry heron]

harder to track, or write down

or report etc

Oh

[echo pelican]

can they still track you even though you are using a vpn?

[wintry heron]

if it's a video

[wintry heron]

No

[echo pelican]

thank

god

wait

[wintry heron]

They’ll just get a fake ip address then

[echo pelican]

i mean true

but if they are that good at modding

[wintry heron]

spoofing

[echo pelican]

it would be bullshit

[wintry heron]

all paid menus have it but the thing is that ir crashes your game

causes instability

don't ask me how i know

i'm legit player y'all

[echo pelican]

mk

[wintry heron]

i just play on pc a lot

so i have this info

exactly lmao

How does rockstar mess up so bad to have the pc version of the game be ruined by modders this bad

[silent stream]

I have. He was driving on a color-shifting rainbow mk2

[wintry heron]

Lmao

using a free menu gets you targeted more than being a legit player or griefer in pc

[echo pelican]

which is why playstation better and xbox

[wintry heron]

modders beef with each other

they love crashing each other

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

oops i think that was me and @wintry heron

[silent stream]

I dont remeber rockstar NOT messing something up

[wintry heron]

console and pc have its cons and pros

some modders are chill

[silent stream]

No, i play on ps4

[wintry heron]

i do too

[silent stream]

Ah

[wintry heron]

i just have the pc role

But that’s because microsoft and sony make sure you can only download apps through playstation store and microsoft store and since playstations and xboxes are their hardware that’s easy to do

also every mod menu creator knows the way to put an anti cheat

it's that r* doesn't want to lol

it's simple

Just like how apple makes sure you can’t download apps outside of the app store

[echo pelican]

pc also uses Microsoft store

But they can download from anything else

[silent stream]

The dude said when i asked him if he’s a modder: “maybe”

[wintry heron]

Yeah but on pc you can download apps through some illegal website that gives you a billion viruses for a free mod menu

[wintry heron]

yep that was me then

maybe

[echo pelican]

oh hell no bro

[silent stream]

“Billion viruses”

[charred prism]

Hi

[echo pelican]

for a mod menu?

[silent stream]

Cant belive you

[echo pelican]

hell nah

[spring loom]

you all wrong

[wintry heron]

It shouldn’t be that hard for rockstar to counter modders I mean they just have to ban them they can’t keep coming back cause it’ll cost them €30 every time

[echo pelican]

[silent stream]

SUS

[charred prism]

@final forge @opal valley @fleet pebble

[opal valley]

?

[silent stream]

?

[charred prism]

@final forge @opal valley @fleet pebble bozo sub to Apache

[wintry heron]

ok but you can believe @wintry heron he's a mod

[charred prism]

@final forge @opal valley @fleet pebble bozo sub to Apache

[echo pelican]

fr like make an anti cheat

[charred prism]

@final forge @opal valley @fleet pebble bozo sub to Apache

[fallow mural]

711ehcapA#8863 was banned | FUCK OUTTA HERE BOZO

[wintry heron]

bye apache

see you soon

[silent stream]

*Ex-mod

[wintry heron]

Or just manually make moderators ban them cause it’ll cost the modders €30 everytime

ban hammer incoming

[opal valley]

Yo reports himself lmao

[silent stream]

Goodbye no one will miss you

[wintry heron]

yeah he retired

[wintry heron]

april you talk too much

[wintry heron]

L

[opal valley]

[echo pelican]

wait

what the hell was that

it all happened so fast

[wintry heron]

porn bomber?

What I like about those free mod menus is that they also put a bitcoin miner on your computer

dude barely anyone uses free menus on pc

fr

How do you know

it's all paid

all modders have crashing battles against each other

🤨

the modding scene of gta is a mess

[echo pelican]

hmmm lol

[silent stream]

Damn alive ass chat

[wintry heron]

they ddos each other sometimes on discord

lmao

[silent stream]

Truly

[wintry heron]

That’s so silly

i use a $5000 menu ong

[echo pelican]

🧢

[wintry heron]

€6000

[wintry heron]

maybe you should've spoken on what you know of pc

[opal valley]

Let’s not talk about mod menus

[wintry heron]

ok

[opal valley]

You’ll get warned

[echo pelican]

wtf

[silent stream]

You bankrupt?

[wintry heron]

yeah no mod or glitch talk allowed sadly

[wintry heron]

nah

[echo pelican]

bullshit but whatever

[worn hatch]

Screw mods

Bmx bike

[silent stream]

€69.420

[worn hatch]

Ride around gta with a bmx bike bunny hopping

[echo pelican]

yall know apache came back today?

[worn hatch]

What's Apache

[wintry heron]

he was just banned

[silent stream]

?

[echo pelican]

ik

[wintry heron]

apache the porn bomber helicopter

[echo pelican]

check #📸┃gta-media and look up

[wintry heron]

£69,420 (a pound is worth more than a euro so my 69,420 is worth more than yours)

[worn hatch]

[wintry heron]

everything is deleted from him

[echo pelican]

true true

[wintry heron]

when he gets banned

[silent stream]

Ok aaaand?

[echo pelican]

he keeps spamming the server with porn

[wintry heron]

Aaaaand you’re lame 😝

and dms

[silent stream]

Lemme ask that ip grabber i met today, gimmie a sec

[wintry heron]

he sent me some exclusive stuff

[silent stream]

Whats ur psn?

[wintry heron]

Enroute to your house to unplug your router

[echo pelican]

[silent stream]

Me too, lmao

[echo pelican]

lol jk jk

[silent stream]

I do

I am free monke

[wintry heron]

Bro

My teacher posted a picture of a girl in a bikini on his insta story

[patent crown]

Oh hell nah

[worn hatch]

The gta bikini girl in loading screen?

[wintry heron]

He’s 62 and she’s like 30 bruhh

[silent stream]

My teacher asked us if we know what a femboy is

[worn hatch]

Zamn

[wintry heron]

LOL

[worn hatch]

Your teacher getting bitches?

[wintry heron]

Idk if I can even send the screenshot lol you can see alot

[wintry heron]

Fr lmao

[silent stream]

Our english teacher basicaly, she’s outta line anyway

[worn hatch]

You can send in dms

But bro

[wintry heron]

Alr lmao

[worn hatch]

My steam teacher thicc ast

Asf

[wintry heron]

BRO

HAHA

[worn hatch]

She look like the bikini girl on gta loading screen

[wintry heron]

He removed it from his story

Bro

[echo pelican]

FR?

[silent stream]

98% of my teachers are females

[wintry heron]

I think he accidentally did it

Istg

[worn hatch]

My steam teacher talk like lebron James

[wintry heron]

Bro

[echo pelican]

same in middle school

[wintry heron]

I should’ve liked it so he knew I saw it lmao

[worn hatch]

She taller than the fat kid in class

[wintry heron]

He accidentally posted it bro

[echo pelican]

his dumbass

[silent stream]

And then like my history and pe teachers are actualy men

[echo pelican]

fucking pink panther ass teacher

[worn hatch]

LOL

[wintry heron]

Bro he’s bald as hell

[silent stream]

Stabbing random people in dark alleyways is amazing

[worn hatch]

Speaking of teachers

[wintry heron]

My friend once shouted “you’re bald as hell” during class

[echo pelican]

Fucking bald ass smack the shit outta head ass teacher

Pink panther bitch

[wintry heron]

He once admitted to watching porn

[worn hatch]

My sub teacher for math class played gta, I asked him what was his favorite character and online heist

[wintry heron]

A friend of mine asked him if he watches adult videos and he said ofcourse everyone does

[silent stream]

Casual school missadventures

[echo pelican]

fucking uh fucking sex addicted ass bitch

[worn hatch]

He said Franklin and diamond casino

[wintry heron]

Bro he’s a pedophile

He probably watches some 18 year olds while he’s 62

[silent stream]

Defenetly

🤨

[worn hatch]

Wtf

[wintry heron]

He posted a picture of a like max 30 year old girl in a bikini

She’s like 25-30

And he once said he was 62

[worn hatch]

Wtf

A selfie pic?

So like him and the girl

[wintry heron]

No

A picture of the girl

She took a picture of the mirror

[worn hatch]

He prob liked that girl

[wintry heron]

Yeah lmao

[silent stream]

Too funny disscussion i am wheezing rn

[wintry heron]

Bro i wish i could send the screenshot

[worn hatch]

[echo pelican]

fucking pedophile ass sex addicted ass bitch ass bald head ass fat ass diamond statue

[wintry heron]

Lmao

He gets bullied by us

[worn hatch]

But man

[silent stream]

Diamond statue?

[echo pelican]

its a joke

[silent stream]

Ik

[echo pelican]

lol

[worn hatch]

All jokes aside your teacher getting some of that ass?

[wintry heron]

We once had one of those water guns and we kept shooting on his head & he looked at the ceiling (his ass thought something was leaking lmao)

[echo pelican]

hope his ass gets no bitches or hoes

[silent stream]

Uhh no?

[wintry heron]

He said he’s got a son

[echo pelican]

😂😂

[wintry heron]

He’s probably married but he still gets bitches

[worn hatch]

What about his wife

[silent stream]

Then his ass is dumb

[worn hatch]

She left to get some milk and a new young husband?

[wintry heron]

I checked who he’s following on instagram it’s only women

[echo pelican]

actually i take that back

[wintry heron]

He follows alexandria daddario

[echo pelican]

this

[silent stream]

This is waaaay to funny for me to handle

[worn hatch]

[echo pelican]

imagine he follows porn⭐️

[wintry heron]

He follows alot of private accounts with women in their pfp so he must be doing something right

[worn hatch]

Belle delphine

[silent stream]

Im in bed rn trying not to wake up my family with my laughing

[wintry heron]

My friend wants to catfish him lmao

[worn hatch]

Blackmail him???

[wintry heron]

We’re gonna make a profile with some woman as pfp