#πβgta-discussion
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I wish we could get thicker cakes for our online character models
gorilla chat is also L
no lie man
fr
GTA 6 needs to do better
walking with a dump truck
make sure to post results in gta media channel
The FBI is at my doorstep
so us experts can chime in
it used to be normal a-
wtf did u do
we'll rate
whadya do
make pipe bombs?
ok no
that would be ATF
or drug interventions
no
dupe car?
None of those
massive W
DEA?
I made a female character you dumbasses
why you cursin at us fool
FSB is
is the internal Russian intelligence agency
Moscao
oscao
Russia is at my front step for some odd reason
Mosscow
scao
Pavel is a fugitive war criminal
kgb
he is sought in over 60 countries
no he robbed the same guy 500 times
even US?
prolyl yeah
relatable
I can walk on babies

also regarding the topic at hand
that we all love and care about
we need more liberal clothing combination possibilities
oh like Walter white
why the fuck Rockstar restricting the clothing combos
lemme wear this shirt with these pants
lemme wear this shirt WITHOUT pants
lemme wear this damn jacket open
lemme wear a damn vest over this
Why do men have to deal with higher standards?
gets annoying when u find a good one and u cant wear it
GTA is a mature adult game
why tf
we restricting character customization
as if it were pg13?
all I'm saying is
FREEDOM
because it's not a porn game
it is
Kind of
the text describing the living room for the CEO office even implies
The assistant
you are supposed to have affairs with the assistant there

Rockstar know what they doin
My dog does it every time
and it's cruel
we all saw it
lol
trever
π
trever moment
treveeer
SPEAKING of TREVOR the man
trever 
he kindly asks our female character for a picture
dont u mean triver
traver
Treckor
bruv I have male character
river
make a female one
Shut the fuck upiter
L ratio
fr
stop wasting time staring at the ass of a male character made loosely to look like yourself
make a female one of your dreams and be smart
you fatass virgin child
lol
π

you are bread
someone help
you semmel
you are big expired brad
I use duffel bag to hide the ass
I use a wrapped parachute
discord fights on liveleak
waht
"The age of consent should be lowered"*
hi
@wintry heron
WHAT IT'S A REAL ACCOUNT HERE oh man
Oh sheet

hey fbi
Hi bae
lmaooo
Rip mah lord

<3 wsg
OH FUCK
to 10
5+
gotta be short and concise like this
To 2
601602835611648001
2347328740324702334
Americans be like omg age of consent in this country is 13!
but don't realize that's only for ages 13-17 and that it's illegal for adults to have relations with 13 year old children
lol 995341899164569732
y'all goin to jail
u gon die
how much does cash factory full stock pay
Bolingbroke penitentiary
yo bro
tip
keep the cash
and just use it
no need to sell it


"gorilla" ape
π
penis play?
cut your dick off

and stupidly

Hi daddy
give me a hi
Hicat

imma pull up in the terrorbyte and use the camera to scan y'all's sexual relations record with the hardworking ladies of the night
ok
(immense respect to all them LS women)
I'm too broke to afford women in my life
U unlucky cuz I got 0
bro just like
get some cash somehow
cap
he cant afford it
I have 1. Something million
no cap
everybody got one
If I spent one dollar I'm dead
you die
well
Even more broke
what better way to die
ever since I started playing the game I was killing prostitues and avoid going to strip club only time I go is for missions
than while having loving relations in a car with a stranger
sad
that's what you tell yourself and your parents but deep down you a freak
fr
They have a family
cuz you disrespecting the profession
Abooooooooooooz
dont meean it
the women of LS
poor them
shut up Gorilla Bot
ok

you gotta earn and trade it
LS is a city where 1 million dollars is broke asf
yeah the US dollar stopped being a viable currency a while ago
still better than #π¬βgorilla-chat
hence the respect
fr
true true true true true
what can Chris say
San Andreas is unescapable
except

we are all welcome or smth
Inescalple
I didn't see moana
excellent
I want that huge you're welcome guy from moana to be the appearance of the beast
rip no i@sge oersm
in gta
those ropes are thight
damn why delete :(
true
No Image Perms = L
if player on player sex were enabled in gta I'd take you up on that offer
But Im Heisenberg
Yo how what to do prison heist and setups
i wish someone somehow makes a private server for gta old gen ps3 xbox360
do as the game says
do the setups with yo friends
If you don't have any
Go to LFG
Looking for gals
prison break has been ready in my apartment for years
bruv no image perms
do what the game tells u to do
He still need friends
fr
hardest part about heists is getting friends to play with you
Yep
no friends
no perms?
randoms π
fleeca on hard mode is for me
fleeca is a mini heist tbh
Still have money
u got it?
Bro im resorting to randoms
Don't do it
randoms are fine in preps..
You'll die
but in the actual heist
ez
you will lose youe sanity
Dont youll die quick
and dog shit teammates
they will blame you if they die
i failed over 50times w randoms on prison break and i still havent even seen the part where raschcoockvy gets in the plane
Solo public lobby glitch π€
randoms are the only reason i finished that heist
wtf
I mean I can do randoms in like the casino highest easy but like the .beginner hiest π
rare moment
must be good randoms
yeah and aren't friends from randoms?
theres either good randoms or bad randoms
once i got invited to do doomsday act 1 preps
damn 2 deatjs must be long
Or IP address
cuz he suck
whats the max gta night club income u can get
50k with full popularity
plus idk
idk
daily evedy 48min
whats the max gta night club income u can get
i do 
sad fuck prob no friends
i feel bad for people who chose nightclub in the new gen starter pack
its ass without any mc bussinesses
lol you cant take a joke
Argument?!?!?!
no
yes
why
looks like it
yes
Yes yes yes
. _.
Yes yes yes
fuck up
today i tried selling cargo
ok
2 oppresors started chasing me
Fuck up
πΌ
ok
a jet came
ok
bombed me
u die?
ok
i tried sending that
Thanks chris
oh no, anyway

argument?
your name is chris
Discord drama
shut up
ok
cares one

Just getting started
delete again 
def 2
dont get involved mods can warn or ban u if u bully newcomers
def 0
def in the womb
who me????
everyone
lol
lmaoo
Gorlliabchat?
what is the young gorilla role
No where you chatting in agorilla chat?
desert seems noice
it's your role
why
L
arock
oh
Its more homophobic
look what i said #π¬βgorilla-chat
Is the oppressor mk 2 still worth getting with the upcoming nerf
Grind yeah
Not a griefer lol
yeah buy it
buy it
use it to its full potential until the update
up to you what you want to do with it
When will the update be do we think
when rockstar release it
lmao
July 15th to 17th

yes

lol
Have you been to the cloud district lately?
FUS.. DO RA!
desert
Don't fucking
is she reading?
she lurking
The girl reading this
π€¨
*you're
True love
mossd
I be a mod
mos
S
D
mossd
Also loss

Ok so who is reading and what is hot
@aphrodite
.
.
lol
oof
rip
I try to do randoms look what happens the pilot leavs because he was so mad the he was dying to many times
ill ping her
ok

no
she off
she's reading
@cow
jk
cow or desert
1
W
l
no perms?
you just got nitro bruv
ex patreon
one cares
poor
:(
beef



This
I wanna do stuff like that
bye
Explosive rounds are op I shot at someone and it was a instakill
explosive rounds are so fucking annoying
they're annoying cause you got clapped by it too often
ded chat xd
Hi
hi
Hi
hi
annoying cuz yo pussy ass need to use it often
theyβre annoying to me because I have to constantly refill them if I use them a lot

bro what how is he even smoking he ainβt got no lungs
hi duck
Duck dinner
my lord duck is everything good
yes why
are servers down in gta for any1 else?
Hey guys are u buying shark cards?
hahahahahahaah no
thats a sin
nothing 
If you do gtfo
no

Why donβt u guys buy gta + with shark cards? we will also be adding rdo+ to red dead online without giving it any update
Enjoy telegram missions
Asked my friend if he wanted to play he said he's not online but I'm on GTA rn and I can see that motherfucker "playing GTA online"
maybe your ass is too rich already
In the next gta online dlc we will be nerfing cayo perico
Payout for cayo will be decreased 50%
Iβm the ceo of t2
he's take 2 owner 
time to play some prop hunt in cw till gta servers are up 4 me
Take 2 interactive. We are the parent company of r*
For feedback purposes
Sir do u like shark cards?
Would u recommend them to your friends?
What should we add in gta online?
excuse me officer I would like to report a stupid
faggio mk 2
W game youβre playing
Thank you. Iβm currently doing episode 7 to get 100%
like mini kits and shit
Ah ok
amazing game
What game bruh
Lego Skywalker saga
From what Iβve heard, yeah
Great, will add FAGGIO mk2 which will have 50 missiles and it can also take 40 missiles
Can it fly
Anybody having issues connecting to online at the moment?
no
It will be a updated version of FAGGIO but with missiles
Roblox pfp π
fr
Iβm gonna eat the rest of my pizza
We will also be making 50% of the dlc under gta + next update.
here we go I am heating up da pizza
Crispy and tender
nice
pozzaaaaa
pozza
Pozza
love the pozza
weed and pizza
microwaves need like
Pozza
microwaves need an engineering upgrade
broke
It heats up everything except whatβs directly in the center of the plate
Cause it spins around in the thing so it gets all heated but the center stays center despite spinning
Bro the piece in the center is still cold ffs
I mean
It's hard to fix the fact that the center is colder than the edges
Best bet is to do it at lower heat for a longer time
put it on the sides then
Just put another heat vent on the ceiling of the microwave
I had 3 pieces two sides one center
make it how it works
I'm not a microwave engineer
Idc what has to be done just fix it
Lmao fair
microwave it again 
I am
Apparently only one piece got hot even
ridiculous
I ate it and now microwaving again
who invented this shit
Hmm, if microwaves only heat the sides...if u microwave a donut/bagel, will it heat up perfectly? 
Oops
no
Didn't mean to reply
If itβs big enough yes
Fr
What you got in yo pizza
Y'all weren't helpful at all but whatever
Nutrients
Thanks
Is it homemade
Itβs Alfredo
Wdyfm lmao
We literally answered
Y'all said check the server status which id done before I asked
But thanks for the input
And then commented on my pfp
Then why didnβt you say that π
Hello anyone want to do some co-op grinding GTA Online make some money
"hey is anyone having issues"
"No"
"Smh you weren't helpful but whatever"
thanks
Bro what 
Didn't see how that helped
I own every business looking to build empire online gta
We answered your question just take it and leave
Be happy with your answer
I said thanks for whatever input y'all gave
totally. you should've asked it in #π¬βgorilla-chat
Everyone just rambles on there
the people are way friendlier there
Do people in this server not talk about gta?
Yeah haha very funny
From whatever ive seen, no.
GTA? That old ass game?
Wowww
Sorry but your "thanks" seemed sarcastic
you know GTA is a game?
gta bro gta
You said "you didn't help, thanks"
That seems like sarcasm
Guys Michael dlc coming soon? Wow
It wasn't but i can see the misunderstanding

Yes we do, sometimes this turns into a friendly version of #π¬βgorilla-chat just randomly
no wayy its coming out in 69 years!?
Y'all gave the answers to whatever your knowledge was in those parameters
wow really??
Canβt wait
GTA is gta
Guys I canβt wait for Michael Trevor Franklin sex time
It does?
So sorry for sounding like a dick, if I did, again thanks for your help
So cool
Hot coffee 2.0
I was like yknow noose the gta swat
We were talking about funny organization names in gta like BAWSAQ and I said yeah and NOOSE and I had to explain that itβs the suicide rope

and prolaps π
That one is so disgusting
yeah
Reminds me of that shit every time I do a cayo
rockstar have a creative mind
Schlongberg Sachs
group sex
fr
Penris building you go to get weapons in cayo heist setup
get a kosatka
I just fucking said
lmao
Npc
ded chat xd
rip
Alive
hello
Hey uhhh.. i just got pink diamond 5 gold
im not looking for a group tho

plus pink diamond :D
Do you need some optional setups for silent and sneaky casino heist?
yeah i've got a mate
Kk thx
i think doing the heist is faster than doing optional preps
trying to think of what to buy next, got a nightclub, bunker, kosatka, v warehouse, terrobyte, maybe next on list is agency?
they worth it?
nice
Hell yeah
just get the cheapest one or
Cheapest Agency?
yeah
cool
sorry it seems i've made a brutal mistake
pink diamond, 5 gold and 4 coke.
3 of the coke is at docks
Sechs
it isn't
Have fun shooting 10 headshots to kill one guard I guess 
Gun melee exists my guy
TGG Discord members trying not to say dead chat for 10 seconds challenge
Bruh
How tf u gonna gun melee a twin post of guards
Good luck with that lol
And what if they are facing you huh
What u gonna do
Bro omfg
They take 9 million years to raise an alarm, u can bonk both of them solo
What about this then
My guy I just did S&S with guards having those helmets
What if they are facing you huh?? Good luck with that
And who likes to go through the effort anyway just because u didn't wanna do duggan
have fun spending 10 minutes in that prep when you can just do the heist 
Makes it so much easier
Bro 10 mins is nothing
The preps take like 1-2 hours
Quick sprint, quick bonk lmao
Besides there is no such spots where u go out of the door and they already see you
wonder if i got a 7mil potential run o.o
i agree ddoing duggan is better than taking more shots
So 10 mins is at most 10% of the preps lmao
How u not gonna do that
Exactly
Someone gets it
Bruh wtf
U can't get 7 mil in any online heist
Yeh
"time is money" tgg
unless you do it for yt for instance
doing duggan costs 10 minutes
not doing duggan can cost more than 10 minutes
maybe idk
nah 10 minutes max
dang think i found out how to get good loot inside compound
crazy
5 gold, pink diamond on cayo
wait you too?
heh?
Anyone doing Heist
I got 4 gold with pd
lfg
Millions of ppl
Ok
@vital cargo 9 hours of gta ew
lol
yuk
oooo i've been playing for a month now!
It's literally 10 mins bruh what u gonna do with that
Just spend 10 mins to make the heist 50% easier
no 
10 minutes is the maximum time you have
nooooo
any slower than that and lester calls it off-
wzzzzz
lfg
help yourself
Iβm on the last setup
pb is cancer lmao
It is

But I canβt get rid of it
lfg-apartment-heists-ps
there really should be ways to make money besides doing cayo over and over
its shite compared to cayo
literally anything makes you money
casino
crazy
ye π
im shocked that cayo and the contract can be done solo tho
Solo and easy
that's why cayo and casino should be removed
didnt expect rockstar to understand their player base
true, unless youre flying with a keyboard 
if cayo was removed, i would stop playing gta online
it's quite easy
i could make money off time attacks 
shite controls
good
no
San Andreas is the only thing I can afford W
only reason i tolerate gta online, is because with cayo, i dont have to worry about money as long as i work for it
ok
ok
if it got removed i'll still play because theres still other good money makers 
ok
w
Yxz
repetitiveness yea
Lol
yea, i only have so much sanity
more like 5th
because you grind it 
shit got boring real quick
im sick of doing cayo over and over, but i want money so i do it anyway
ok
yep, im a collector/grinder
Yo anyone here thatβs on ps5?
no
check the rolesπ
well yea, R* games attract alotta kids and assholes

ok?
im too old for this shit
sure, young gorilla
ill be 30 before i know it
ok
damn your old n still play gta jk
between my bro setting me up with a sub, and friendly modders taking pitty on me when i was fresh, i got to rank 120 real quick
loved the action figure drops
havent been playing gta online for very long, i think i started when Cayo was new
but my main cac is rank 170 something and i have most of the businesses
i also like collecting military vehicles, but im not a tryhard, i just like military tech
i feel you
Tryhards have kinda ruined the military community
yea, i have a tank, weaponized vehicles, and a lazer, but i dont use them for pvp, i just like them
ok
Whenever people see a military outfit, they're like
TRYHARD
and if my char does get a high k/d, its gonna be from hunting griefers
rockstar gave away a free 2 mil one time and i used it to set up a coke lockup with upgrades and i just grinded that until i could buy other shit. Already had an office and vehicle warehouse but never used them
it really do be like it
true
i like the combat sweater and cargo pants and boots, but to not be too tryhard, imma stick with brown or green. so people dont assume my cac is a tryhard
Honestly grinding starting from nothing and working ur way up is more fun than doing cayo perico every hour
fr
Yes
yea, i had next to nothing besides the criminal starter pack when i started
i beg to differ- i like cayo a lot more
and now im a hardocre grinder, but i do other things to mix up my experience from doing cayo over and over
I also do different grinds
but greed, greed never changes
walking W
Imagine calling urself a hardcore grinder, like bruh u literally playing a game like its a job
and when update drops, ill get back to crates after 3 years
GTA is a Job stupid
It's nearly not as bad as someone who said "professional grinder"
I think it was KOIV4U but not sure
ik man, im addicted. didnt expect to enjoy it this much, but theres still a few things i wanna buy
xd
Or you can just call yourself broke asf
@late marsh
Bruh
The only proffesional grinders are youtubers like the proffesional who get actually money from grinding gta
I gotta stop saying people's nicknames around you
TRUE TRUE
Ive done almost everything in the game so i got bored for a while
yeah i remember him saying that don't follow any other advice
True bro
how many crates are lost if i alt f4 my game during a sale?
111
Too many
I think you lose 3 crates if you close app
i heard in a yt vid it was only 3 but iunno if thats true or not
Since when was "hardcore" used in work life?
"So Mr. Bob, do you have any former experience in this field of work?"
"hell yea bro I used to be a hardcore construction worker π€π€"
and also on pc you need to wait like 10 seconds to quit
that stings, but its much better than losing all stock to griefers
π
Well time to illegally transfer shipments to crackheads
that first 2 million was so hard to make, and then after that that later 200 million was won and spent in a blink of an eye
can you renovate the kosotka
Ye
yea, its 25G min
At warstock
I'm gonna be needing that sparrow
K* for a flag
maybe it's time to retire after your failed attempt to fit in #π¬βgorilla-chat
maybe i miscounted zeros, damn i wish there were fucking commas man
everybody already hates me its alright
Bruh ngl i still havent finished the franklin dlc that shit was mad boring
Saying grinding is illegal
It's weird...in GTA Online, you can get a β ββββ wanted level for stealing a car in the middle of fuckin nowhere, but when you're delivering BOXES of DRUGS around the CITY with helicopters and planes, red smoke signaling the dropoffs, cops don't give a shit
dr dre shit yeah but short trips are fucking cool imo
bribed most probably
gta is a broken buggy piece of shit, but i love the idea in costing rockstar money through lost shark card revenue
I guess
and it's very logical that you can't take the globl signal tracker out of the cargo 
especially ceo crates, those are most likely bribed
totally, either by you or the asisstant
koo
then why you gotta fly low
Wack? Does that mean good or bad
ok
his tips are for people who wanna dedicate their life to virtual currency 
you have life don't you
i only do crates because i want my office cluttered with money and contraband

i just like the look of it]
koo
because most of his grinding tips are released fucking 5 years ago
ye
crazy
Wish I wasn't born in 2022
its okay, i wish i was never born at all
fetus
wish you would shut up
lol
Unpopular opinion but casino is more fun than cayo
i wanna do the casino heist to unlock some cool clothes
lol
I wanna do the casino heist because I didn't get the car
Because everyone i ask this says cayo is more fun
cayo boring
one day, ill retire from cayo, but not any time soon
cayo boring because you've done it for the 1000th time
im far too greedy and have 2 cacs
lol
2 cacs sounds greedy fr
i only did cayo like atleast 250 times, but im getting sick of it
well its the best way to make money solo
2 cacs isn't enough
i havent been playing gta online for very long, but already have 100s of hours on my steam, cuz cayo
big cacs
ikr
i have 2 but i never use my 2nd one
i have most things on my main, and only the must have important shit on my 2nd
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