🚔┃gta-discussion

[undone breach]

@wintry heron

WTF

I'm a human I think

[normal swallow]

Hey guys

Is anyone experiencing server issues with the game?

It's not allowing me into online

[main bridge]

Yeah me

[normal swallow]

U from india?

[main bridge]

I did the cayo heist

[main bridge]

Nah

[normal swallow]

Ahh I see

Cuz I asked some of my indian friends and they all say they are have the issue

[signal salmon]

/rank

[normal swallow]

What me?

My rank?

[signal salmon]

No i wanted to see mine

[wintry heron]

how much do you get for delivering stuff for english dave

sad

[feral orbit]

[wintry heron]

nope

[wintry heron]

block that guy

@normal swallownow i got the problem xD

Can bot spam messages be sent to people without you doing anything?

[mighty laurel]

How do roles work

?

I’m new here

[gleaming orchid]

I just bought gta and went to online but In every tutorial they have you choose like between 4 things i didnt get that. I just spawned in?

[mighty laurel]

Are u on PS5?

[gleaming orchid]

PC

[mighty laurel]

Idrk cuz in the enhanced version u get like 4 mil and have to choose what u want to do

Bunker , Arcade , nightclub etc

[gleaming orchid]

thats only on next gen?

[mighty laurel]

Yeah

[gleaming orchid]

ah fuck

[mighty laurel]

Are u new here ?

I just joined

[gleaming orchid]

Nah, I bought a new acc

[mighty laurel]

And don’t know what roles are

[gleaming orchid]

I have no idea about roles

[undone breach]

I think the career builder is a nice addition to the game

[mighty laurel]

Bro I always spawn in the arcade

[wintry heron]

how much does finishing cayo's elite challenge give you

[undone breach]

The roles are what platform do you play gta on

[wintry heron]

dang

should I buy the oppressor mk2

[indigo gale]

per player - 50K normal mode | 100k hard mode

[wintry heron]

oh nice

[mighty laurel]

Who up for cayo

PS5 only

[undone breach]

Go ahead buy the oppressor just don't grief

[mighty laurel]

Anyone want to do vayo ?

Cayó

[wintry heron]

bought it gnna blow up some mc deliveries/car deliveries

jk

[cosmic swan]

Hahaha you better not

[smoky rampart]

Guess who's back back agai.

Again

[mighty laurel]

Yo bro wanna do cayo ?

[smoky rampart]

Yes

I'm bored as

[mighty laurel]

Wsg whats ur user

[smoky rampart]

xxluke08543xx

Fuck sake English dave

No one likes him

[mighty laurel]

On PS5 right?

[smoky rampart]

Yes

[gleaming orchid]

does night club make more now? Like not only on the next gen?

[opaque crown]

Its só funny blowing cargo

[smoky rampart]

Haha

[opaque crown]

Im also blowing submarines up

[wintry heron]

how does the terrorbyte work

[opaque crown]

Then i take the victims out

In the Beach

[wintry heron]

do you have to spawn it as a personal vehicle

[cosmic swan]

HAHA

[opaque crown]

Easy spawn killing

[smoky rampart]

I haven't seen the taco van in ages..

[wintry heron]

oiii matey we've had bit of an issue up here in parad-

[smoky rampart]

Tip for getting rid of English dave

Pause your game

And I pause it

Un

[wintry heron]

is there like a statistic on the rng of getting the pink diamond out of all the other main objectives in cayo

[boreal tulip]

Nightclub call?

[mild tusk]

he called me as well but it was after i did my first cayo heist

[boreal tulip]

Oh so for those missions

[mild tusk]

for some reason gta randomly gives me 150k today

[boreal tulip]

You get a free VW Beetle for doing those

[mild tusk]

and gave me 200k yesterday

idk y they gave me

[verbal swan]

Hey

[harsh halo]

/rank

[mild tusk]

i got my oppressor mk2

now i’m saving for a nighclub

and get the terrabyte

[marble geyser]

if you finish all the english dave missions he eventually stops calling

[pliant umbra]

Fr

[proper zealot]

Hello me old China plate, yes he says that

[smoky rampart]

Bout to do back to back cayo with samu

[boreal tulip]

he's kinda funny tho

I don't hate him but don't necessarily like him either

[proper zealot]

And annoying

[boreal tulip]

but they might be talking about nightclub popularity calls

[rain scroll]

Why are solo public lobbies a thing

[boreal tulip]

intentionally or you spawn there even if you have some other spawn location set?

[boreal tulip]

bruh

why NOT

[rain scroll]

Aren't they wrong?

[boreal tulip]

wdym

how are they wrong lol

[rain scroll]

Like aren't glitches wrong to do?

The point of the game is to earn money

[boreal tulip]

well glitch talk in this server is against the rules but no in GTA it's not bad

[boreal tulip]

bro do you really think that doing solo public glitch gives you 100 million or something 💀

[rain scroll]

Uhh no

[boreal tulip]

yeah well if you do solo public you still need to earn money

nothing is gonna make it like a piece of cake

you still need to do the sell missions etc

[boreal tulip]

I honestly think it shouldn't exist. I mean, it's more fun to just start fresh and from the ground up

earn everything yourself

[marble geyser]

i dunno, having started with the CEO office, i can say that was very helpful to get started, at least i could run the source vehicle missions from day one and build up the warehouse

[cosmic swan]

But you need 1.5M to buy the cheapest warehouse, correct?

So on day one you gotta have earned enough to buy the warehouse

[boreal tulip]

???

e&e is not on PC

[marble geyser]

do they not have criminal starter pack on consoles?

[boreal tulip]

bruh I was talking about career builder

career builder

[mild tusk]

the easiest way that i made money was by doing heists with my mate

we did the casino heist a few times

and that helped me get my kosatka and sparrow

and now i can do heists on my own

[boreal tulip]

for me I did VIP work, cayo perico with my friend (he hosted it), bought the arcade, in paleto bay (dumb low level me), did casino heist a couple o times, then bought the Kosatka

[mild tusk]

i don’t regret buying the kosatka first instead of the arcade

it only took 3 casino heists to get the sparrow and ammunition with it

[marble geyser]

#1 i'm not your brother
#2 i don't appreciate being called stupid.

[boreal tulip]

???

[wintry heron]

Lol

[mild tusk]

who called u stupid

[marble geyser]

BRUH = stupid
BRUHHHHHH = STUUUUPID

[boreal tulip]

#1 bruh is a common word
#2 I never called you stupid lmao

[wintry heron]

That’s not what he meant

[boreal tulip]

by any chance do you have twitter

[wintry heron]

He probably does

[marble geyser]

god no

[wintry heron]

Don’t lie

[marble geyser]

twitter is a toxic sesspool of nonsense

[boreal tulip]

@marble geyser dude. bruh is used for sooo many purposes you wouldn't believe

[marble geyser]

and there are no penises here thank you

[boreal tulip]

wait, you can't choose to start from the ground up instead?

it forces you to use career builder?

[wintry heron]

It gives you 4 mill right off the bat so yea

[mild tusk]

it’s only for new gen consoles i think

[wintry heron]

You choose out of 4 options and spend it in any case

[boreal tulip]

bruh

I know that

[boreal tulip]

damn, that's kinda stupid that you can't just start from the ground up

[mild tusk]

“stupid”🐒

[boreal tulip]

?

[ruby widget]

yeah imagine not being able to meet lamar lmao

[mild tusk]

the person who thought saying bruh means stupid

[boreal tulip]

wait, you don't meet Lamar if you start in E&E?

[ruby widget]

suddenly money from prison explode

no

[boreal tulip]

ohh ye

[boreal tulip]

rip

Imma tell y'all some stupid, REALLY stupid decision I made when I started GTA Online

[boreal tulip]

I had just completed the prologue in to be able to join Online and play with my friend. my friend told me to just skip the tutorial

and so I did

[boreal tulip]

then only a few months later I found out that in the tutorial you get to be with Lamar and there are cutscenes and everything

[wintry heron]

Lamar gives you the weapons by sending you a text message but other than that you don't even ride with him lol

[boreal tulip]

even tho there are huge amounts of modders?

[mild tusk]

after a heist i hate when i have to wait in a white screen for 2 minutes

i would like to be on ps5 instead

not pc

[boreal tulip]

and I just watched the tutorial from YouTube because it seemed interesting

[mild tusk]

ps5 r hard to find

aren’t they making a ps5 pro

[boreal tulip]

are you saying that the white screen happens more often on PC?

or r u saying it happens on PS4 often

[wintry heron]

Biggest mistake that Rockstar could make

[boreal tulip]

yeah fax

[wintry heron]

That would basically make modders even more wide spread

[ruby widget]

ye you can’t even hear his voice 💀

[mild tusk]

no, i’m saying i don’t want to be on pc cuz of the modders

[boreal tulip]

most console players would hate that tho because then modders would be able to join their lobbies etc

[boreal tulip]

ok

[marble geyser]

will there be unreal engine 5 for consoles?

[mild tusk]

next dlc when?

[boreal tulip]

n o .

[ruby widget]

when rockstar release it

[boreal tulip]

we don't knowwwwwwwww

[mild tusk]

no shit

[wintry heron]

Explain to me how we’re supposed to know

[boreal tulip]

the best answer

[ruby widget]

sherlock

[mild tusk]

predictions 🤦‍♂️

[boreal tulip]

summer doc?

you mean summer DLC

a hye

ah ye

[boreal tulip]

Ikr

[boreal tulip]

so many damn people be askin when the panther will come out or when the DLC will come out

[ruby widget]

the panther is out! next dlc will come next thursday!!

[wintry heron]

lol

[mild tusk]

🤓

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-kitten-feline-gif-17641958

"when will summer DLC drop??"

"next panther when?"

[ruby widget]

its already out

you just couldn’t see it

it could be right behind you

[boreal tulip]

behind me is a pink teddy bear.

(actually)

[ruby widget]

then you’re seeing things

[boreal tulip]

so close enough to the panther I guess

[spring stump]

just make the statue at least once every other update

[boreal tulip]

that would be OP

and that would probably lead to people playing Cayo Perico only during the panther weeks

[main bridge]

I wish they rework the payout of the money making method

[boreal tulip]

which method

[ruby widget]

that would lead on people b2bing panther

[main bridge]

Old heists

Contracts

[hollow root]

Does anyone know how I can get agent ulp to move in the dooms day heist prep

Trying to do it for hours and he won't move

[ruby widget]

kill him in gta 4

[boreal tulip]

wait, in b2b the same heist stays right? that means there could be a panther heist still being b2b'ed to this day

lol

[ruby widget]

yeah

[boreal tulip]

hmm

[main bridge]

Mmmm

💰💰💰

[boreal tulip]

that also makes me think, when there was the 1,5x primary target event for cayo perico, I wonder if the payout from that stays if you keep the heist for after the week

or does the value lower down to normal even if it's the same heist

[boreal tulip]

because if that heist could be b2b'd some people would be making some BANK rn

[wintry heron]

Lowering down since that would be too op

[smoky rampart]

F

[boreal tulip]

on PC yeah, but not so many on console

bruh, they are on PC

console RP is just base GTA V

[ruby widget]

that’s the spirit you can do it

[boreal tulip]

ohh so you worked at a summer job

thingie

[ruby widget]

what the fuck is interesting about rp

[boreal tulip]

I'm doing that this year in a grocery store in Finland

it's gonna be refreshing because it's hot out but in the grocery store it'll be nice and cool 🥶

[ruby widget]

but i heard you need your credit card numbers your passport and your address just to play in one server

[wintry heron]

Do you know how to swim

And do cpr

nice

[ruby widget]

and do cbt

[dusty badger]

Yo

[boreal tulip]

you can already do that at 17 y/o?

[dusty badger]

I need help w something

[boreal tulip]

yeah of course you do

which country

[ruby widget]

idk i tried 30 different servers in fivem and i couldn’t join any 💀

[dusty badger]

Nice

[boreal tulip]

I think some servers that are not even scam ones require some confirmation

but prolly not that much info 💀

[ruby widget]

i was over exaggerating 💀

[boreal tulip]

yeah Ik

"prolly" was sarcasm

[boreal tulip]

in this msg

[ruby widget]

did you get any bitches

[fallen ether]

FINALLY got a Kosatka. Finished up all the heist prep missions. Excited to do the Cayo Heist.

[slender stag]

lol

[fallen ether]

Is there a centralized place where I can get more info on playing rp? Or is Googling just fine?

[ruby widget]

you get more info by playing it yourself

[deep steppe]

I have a pc I don’t know how to do rp

[ruby widget]

dress up as a character

watch everyone stay away from you

[worldly marsh]

what do you guys hope coming on discount tomorrow?

[deep steppe]

Strippers

[ruby widget]

suicide

[deep steppe]

Mega sex

[wintry heron]

Faggio

[worldly marsh]

ye kinda exspensive 500 $$

[ruby widget]

ikr

[mild tusk]

who tf do we pay to when we kill ourselves

[deep steppe]

Merry weather

[worldly marsh]

Good question

[worldly marsh]

prob lester taking a 75% cut for 1 ammo

[mild tusk]

so i have to pay lester to kill myself

[wintry heron]

Lol

[mild tusk]

game doesn’t make sense

[worldly marsh]

ye

[charred fossil]

I hate cayo

[worldly marsh]

bro why

[mild tusk]

cayo is easy how can u hate it

[worldly marsh]

inr

[mild tusk]

the only thing i hate is when u have to fly in the velum to cayo

[wintry heron]

@oblique parcel apologize to this man

[mild tusk]

velum moves slow af

[oblique parcel]

Lol what?

[wintry heron]

Lol

[charred fossil]

Because I was waiting for my friend to collect gold I left the shack to make sure it's safe, and I saw juggernaut so I try to go back in and hear me out the door was freaking locked even though we unlocked it and I got caught

[worldly marsh]

sloweeeer then faggio

[mild tusk]

lol

[mild tusk]

maybe don’t run in that situation

they’re gonna hear ur footsteps

[worldly marsh]

you need to do cayo solo much better then having a bad friend

[charred fossil]

It wouldn't let me back in the room

[mild tusk]

cayo solo u can get more money

[charred fossil]

He was getting gold

And I went outside for a sec and it wouldn't let me back in

[mild tusk]

at least in cayo u don’t run slow when u steal gold

[rain scroll]

is the gta 5 island san andreas?

[mild tusk]

unlike casino

[worldly marsh]

cayo solo easyer and more moeny$$$$

[charred fossil]

I was doing back to back

[worldly marsh]

no los santos

[rain scroll]

thank you

[mild tusk]

yes🤓

[worldly marsh]

i see

[rain scroll]

wait hmm

[mild tusk]

b2b is basically free money

[charred fossil]

It's Vice city

[mild tusk]

especially if u have pd

[boreal tulip]

bruh yes it is, San Andreas is the state but Los Santos is the city

[worldly marsh]

can you get banned for b2b?

[boreal tulip]

and Blaine County is the countryside

[mild tusk]

no

[worldly marsh]

ok

[viral tapir]

When was last time panther was in vault

[charred fossil]

Only bad sports

[wintry heron]

You get warned but most the time mods dont care

[boreal tulip]

I mean you can, but it's quite rare, and glitch talk in this server is against the rules

[ruby widget]

uk ackthlchually its new york 👆🤓

[mild tusk]

isn’t it japan

[charred fossil]

I have ruby neck, 4 gold, 1 coke, 1 painting and some cash

[boreal tulip]

stian was talking about GTA Online

[mild tusk]

i got tequila 🥶

[long needle]

@charred fossil bro want to do cayo?

[worldly marsh]

rip

[long needle]

@mild tusk sheeeshhh

[rain scroll]

so the gta 5 island is san andreas

[boreal tulip]

December? I think

[worldly marsh]

what?

[boreal tulip]

yes

[charred fossil]

Which xbox

[rain scroll]

why,they look nothing alike

[ruby widget]

i have pd 5 cocaines 4 gold 2 paintings

[charred fossil]

I'm kinda bored of gta rn

[boreal tulip]

weren't you talking about GTA when you asked if you could get banned for b2b?

[ruby widget]

then don’t get bored

[long needle]

@charred fossil I got the series s

[wintry heron]

I realized afterwards

[boreal tulip]

yes they do bruh, look up "gta v los santos vs gta sa los santos" on youtube

[charred fossil]

Same but I'm bored rn

So nah

[long needle]

Ok 👍🏼

[boreal tulip]

yeah Ikr

[worldly marsh]

i hope cargo is dobble momney to morrow$$$

[charred fossil]

Yeah it easy except when u leave a wharehouse and it doesn't let you go back in and the juggernaut is heading straight towards u

[mild tusk]

the preps can be annoying

[boreal tulip]

special cargo?

[worldly marsh]

ye

[long needle]

I got ruby neck with 4 cash 2 paintings 1 gold and some more

[boreal tulip]

special cargo isn't even that good if it's 2x

[worldly marsh]

i have full warehouse

[boreal tulip]

ok

[ruby widget]

then kill everyone before you get anything

simple

[worldly marsh]

5 is max

[ruby widget]

just push the juggernaut and shoot him in the ass

[boreal tulip]

yeh

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

[charred fossil]

But we were trying to get elite

[worldly marsh]

i see

[feral orbit]

helo chat

[ruby widget]

then be faster

[boreal tulip]

yep

[boreal tulip]

hey

[charred fossil]

We all know freemode events are the best way to make money

[feral orbit]

whats up demo

[worldly marsh]

vehicle is never dobblue money

[boreal tulip]

freemode events should pay much more

people would actually do them

[hoary dome]

Vehicle is bad pay phone hits are better

[ruby widget]

we all know good sports award is the best money making source

[hoary dome]

I have a way you can earn 2k and rp

[boreal tulip]

I'm aight, a lil tired

[ruby widget]

all fax no printer

[boreal tulip]

u?

[feral orbit]

good

[feral orbit]

oh im fine

[worldly marsh]

bruh 7 o clock

[charred fossil]

We all know taking dropped money off dead civilians is the best money maker

[boreal tulip]

bruh time zones

[feral orbit]

he lives some where else

[worldly marsh]

norway is the only time zone dude

[hoary dome]

Lool

[boreal tulip]

ah, seems like I'm not too far away from you

I'm in Finland

[feral orbit]

lol its greenwich

[worldly marsh]

where u live?

[chrome ravine]

[worldly marsh]

eisa peita

[boreal tulip]

I live in Belgium but I'm from Finland. I'm almost my whole summer in Finland

[hoary dome]

Hahaha

[boreal tulip]

that means nothing 💀 the closest thing I can interpret it as is "ei saa peittää" which means "not allowed to cover"

[chrome ravine]

U should also mention your ip and when your parents aint home

[worldly marsh]

yes

[worldly marsh]

its on the heat ovens

[boreal tulip]

bruh Finland and Belgium aren't small countries

[chrome ravine]

Right

[ruby widget]

i get like 20 mil per day

[boreal tulip]

I mean Belgium is a bit small but good luck findin me with just the info that it's in Belgium lmao

[chrome ravine]

@steady marten nice banner

[steady marten]

Thanks babes

[worldly marsh]

prekele doesent that mean fu*k

[hoary dome]

I think I get about 4-5 sales a day

[chrome ravine]

<3

[ruby widget]

b2b

[boreal tulip]

it's "perkele" and it doesn't translate to "fuck" it's a unique swear word, no direct translation

[worldly marsh]

eat drit sleep

[ruby widget]

ear shit sleep rinse and repeat

i was joking 💀

[hoary dome]

nyyppä

👀

[worldly marsh]

no in norwegian "et drit såv"

[ruby widget]

i havent even done a b2b in 3 days cause its fucking boring

[boreal tulip]

[prime tiger]

Ion regret getting an auto shop one bit

these contracts the most fun I had in time

[ruby widget]

no i dont have bitches

[boreal tulip]

there's no way griefer is Finnish

I rly hope he translated it

from google

[charred fossil]

Anyone know when micheal dlc comes out

[worldly marsh]

ye and when they are doubble money

[prime tiger]

rob a bank, escape im a fast car, money

simple and fun

as they should

[prime tiger]

yh thats y I bought an auto shop

double money and cheaper

[worldly marsh]

me 2

[ruby widget]

not really i only play 3 hours a day

[prime tiger]

yeah

[ruby widget]

its either bitches or money

[prime tiger]

sum like exclusive vehicle mods

or just trophies as u said

[mild tusk]

don’t die for nyash so go for the money

[prime tiger]

or maybe the trophy to be an actual car

[worldly marsh]

did you know you can only breath via 1 nose hole at a time!

[prime tiger]

lets say after u do 50 union whatever tf contracts, on the 50th one they give u an exclusive car to do the contract with and when ur done u get to keep it

[ruby widget]

bitches at 16 yo

[prime tiger]

and there would be a car for every contract

[ruby widget]

no

oh i thought you were asking

[fallen ether]

TY

[prime tiger]

realistically by 14-15 u should be getting sum bitches

[worldly marsh]

gf is over-rated

[pliant umbra]

Im above them all since i dont

[ruby widget]

no i meant hookers 💀

[prime tiger]

oh

shit thats bad

[worldly marsh]

minecraft gf is the thing!!!

[prime tiger]

yall dont get involved in prostitution at 16 if thats not clear enough

[ruby widget]

yh

[prime tiger]

ur part of the side of gamers I don wanna be part of

[worldly marsh]

why

[pliant umbra]

Evreyday

[prime tiger]

the dumbest argument is when ppl who never had a gf say "I want a real girl" and when u find her ur gonna lose her cause u have 0 prior experience

and yeah this is gta chat we re breaking the rules

[ruby widget]

neckbeards are gonna say “at least 2d girls don’t break ur heart”

had 💀

[pliant umbra]

Pillow anime girl

[prime tiger]

then ur good

The "I want a real girl" is a good argument now

how old u rn?

[ruby widget]

🗿

[worldly marsh]

gf, takes your money, take your time, distract you from gta and minecraft, easly starts crying

[prime tiger]

dam 4 years straight no poom

[proper zealot]

Bro ur right

No bitches

[ruby widget]

cry

[prime tiger]

Dk bout u man id be dead 4 yrs no nyash

[worldly marsh]

ok

[ruby widget]

[prime tiger]

"distracts u from gta and minecraft" nah fam get a life

I bet u stink too

with all my respect ur a stinker

[pliant umbra]

Now bend over

[prime tiger]

even as a joke saying that is sad

[ruby widget]

hes 7 💀

[worldly marsh]

i am hollyday work 3 weeks play gta and minecraft, and vacstoin, thats life

[wintry heron]

hollyday

[pliant umbra]

Fr

[mild tusk]

i don’t know what hollyday is but i know what holiday is

[left junco]

Need 3 for a gta online challenge of 500 kills

[pliant umbra]

I aint telling nobody here my age

[worldly marsh]

yes i have that for 2 monts

[prime tiger]

Do u not have friends?

[ruby widget]

idk glitched sounds kinda scary

[prime tiger]

Just say u 13 alr

[worldly marsh]

i have but they are just as stupid as me so i dont like them

[prime tiger]

Im 13 and I said it like 4 times aint no shame

[pliant umbra]

If i was i would

[ruby widget]

💀

[mild tusk]

so ur 10

[prime tiger]

that cant run fam

[pliant umbra]

Thats against TOS

[worldly marsh]

whats you meen

[prime tiger]

yh I think imma let u figure that one out urself bro

[pliant umbra]

Men

[prime tiger]

u just called urself dumb

and admitted to play video games 24/7

[pliant umbra]

U sure?

[prime tiger]

that cant run

[blazing musk]

Bet hes a pedifile

[ruby widget]

i love this gta chat

[pliant umbra]

Fuck how did you know

[worldly marsh]

no i gonna work 8 houers a day for 3 weeks not 24/7 pc

[blazing musk]

Same

[prime tiger]

I know a rlly similar case imma ask one thing @worldly marsh

[mild tusk]

at that point the person might as well carry on since they’re not going to go outside anytime soon

[prime tiger]

do u have strict parents?

[worldly marsh]

yes

[ruby widget]

bettt

[prime tiger]

yeah there u go

[worldly marsh]

whats up with that?

[prime tiger]

my cousin is exactly like u he has the strictest parent I ever seen

[blazing musk]

I know more than u think

[prime tiger]

bro strict parents ruining childhoods

[worldly marsh]

no why?

[prime tiger]

If u think otherwise ur just wrong

[pliant umbra]

You in my walls or som?

[blazing musk]

Sure

[latent jolt]

Hey Can Anyone Help Me Do The resuce Agent ULP Mission in Facility. I Will Help Back Also

[ruby widget]

look at yourself you’re ruined

[ruby widget]

no

[worldly marsh]

they theac me that i need to buy everitin self

[zealous pine]

anyone want me to mod your account for free?

[prime tiger]

cause ur not allowed to do anything. Childhood is the time where u should be having fun and be experimenting and ppl are out here having bed times at 14 during the summer

[ruby widget]

no

[prime tiger]

like thats sad

[ruby widget]

bai

[worldly marsh]

i am allowed to do much

[pliant umbra]

Anyways

[prime tiger]

Ur childhood is when u shouldnt care about consequences and do whatever pretty much

[zealous pine]

anyone want me to mod your account for free? Dm me

[prime tiger]

then u dont have strict parents

its on u then bro

💀

[pliant umbra]

Me me me me me e menemememe

[ruby widget]

and bring bitches back with you

[blazing musk]

How much Kids are in your basement

[worldly marsh]

they are strict

[prime tiger]

if ur allowed to do anything they not strict

[ruby widget]

then bring her to the pool

[prime tiger]

can u get any haircut u want?

[ruby widget]

and flirt

aww

[pliant umbra]

You should know if you'r in my walls

[blazing musk]

Lol

[mild tusk]

have a sigma mentality and ditch her

[worldly marsh]

not anything but i can go out but i dont want to cuse my friends are shot in the head

[prime tiger]

shot in the head?

[zealous pine]

anyone want me to mod your account for free? DM me!!!

[blazing musk]

Its 69 aint it

[worldly marsh]

stupid

[ruby widget]

no!!!

[blazing musk]

Is it xbox

[prime tiger]

if u couldnt find urself happy in any friend group then it might be ur fault bro

[pliant umbra]

Close

[worldly marsh]

what

[prime tiger]

if nothing works its ur fault not theirs

[ruby widget]

buy bye

[worldly marsh]

no like i have some friends that are good, but they smoke and drink so i dont want to be with them

[ruby widget]

bai

[blazing musk]

And how much money

[prime tiger]

Ive seen the weirdest ppl say theyre friends are stupid like no bro ur just weird asf obvs ur not gonna have a good time

[pliant umbra]

Adios

[prime tiger]

how old are they

[worldly marsh]

15,16

[prime tiger]

bro every 14+ yr old smokes and drinks

[mild tusk]

it’s mainly vapes now

[prime tiger]

if they were 12 ok I wouldve understood ur poblem

[ruby widget]

susciety

[prime tiger]

in the balkans most stores sell cigs to minors

[worldly marsh]

no not me, i dont waste my money at that shit

[mild tusk]

in the UK u got people with bare vapes and a lot of shanks

luckily i know most roadmen so i’m fine when i go out

[prime tiger]

I respect the fact that u dont smoke or drink but the reason isnt that ur such a superior person is that ur simply antisocial and dont go out so u dont even get exposed to it

sadly

[ruby widget]

true

[prime tiger]

good action bad reason

[ruby widget]

🥺

[mild tusk]

wise words

[blazing musk]

Never been in the Netherlands?

[mild tusk]

no

[worldly marsh]

i dont like being with many pepole getting tierd and like wasting my moeny, nah bro i am good

[prime tiger]

if u were to go out every day and hang around other ppl u would have probably at least tried a cig by now ur most likely not as disciplined as u think

[mild tusk]

wasting money? ur gonna use it one way or another

or just make money

that’s what i’m doing

[prime tiger]

But based on what u said u dont like being with people period

u can go out with one friend have a talk grab a snack and go home

[worldly marsh]

yes but on things i need like a motorcyle

[prime tiger]

u dont even do that

and thats the bare minimum of going out

[mild tusk]

u don’t need a motorcycle my guy

[boreal tulip]

damn

that's messed up

[worldly marsh]

plus i need to be drivent to them i live 30 mins away

[prime tiger]

find local friends?

[mild tusk]

i got a pit bike it’s fun and all but it’s a waste

[prime tiger]

ur friends arent set in stone u can always meet new people bro

believe it or not

[worldly marsh]

i need nekts year wehn i get driving licens im going to buy exc

[prime tiger]

ur coming up with the dumbest excuses just say ur antisocial and shower once a month

[boreal tulip]

don't tell ppl what they need or don't need

[craggy girder]

lmao why he showers once a month?

[worldly marsh]

bro we are 200 pepole in my town that are 6-16

[boreal tulip]

except if it's things that are bad for you like cigs or drugs etc

[prime tiger]

Its a sterotype realistically he prob showers dailt

[worldly marsh]

i do

[prime tiger]

200 people is a lot of people

[craggy girder]

sterotype for antisocial ppl?

[prime tiger]

u will most likely find one or two out of 200

[prime tiger]

yeah

[ruby widget]

just make friends in your school bro

[prime tiger]

fr

[craggy girder]

hmm

[worldly marsh]

from 6-16 bruh say half girls so hundred boys 25 around my age 20 of those are retarded, speaking english as theyr mane language, nerds, and "fake gangsta nig@as"

[craggy girder]

where do u even live lol

UK?

[worldly marsh]

norway

[boreal tulip]

Norway

[ruby widget]

his yt said hes in norway

[worldly marsh]

yes

[ruby widget]

[boreal tulip]

who has time to go there, especially when it's not even in his Discord bio

[craggy girder]

@worldly marsh so whats the matter u dont like hanging out with ppl?

[ruby widget]

its linked in his bio

[chrome ravine]

🤨

[worldly marsh]

where should i hang with them?

[boreal tulip]

huh?? I don't see it

my Discord buggin

[wintry heron]

from 6-16 bruh say half girls so hundred boys 25 around my age 20 of those are retarded, speaking english as theyr mane language, nerds, and "fake gangsta nig@as"

[prime tiger]

nah they fucked u up on the spawn point no cap

[craggy girder]

on a ceiling fan

[brittle cosmos]

Hi

[ruby widget]

linked like your reddit and spotify account

[boreal tulip]

yeah but somehow I don't see them rn

[prime tiger]

theres no way u cant find one person to be friends with tho

[worldly marsh]

yes

[boreal tulip]

hello

gta

[craggy girder]

yeah same

[ruby widget]

weird

[brittle cosmos]

Gta love.
Gta drugs

[worldly marsh]

i hvae 4 pepole that are nice

[ruby widget]

just scroll down

[latent jolt]

Yo does anyone needs help on ps4

[craggy girder]

i see his spotify tho

[boreal tulip]

lfg-???-ps

[boreal tulip]

doesn't work

[craggy girder]

like what 😏

[prime tiger]

well talk to them??

u just said u have options

[latent jolt]

Missions

[ruby widget]

bro his yt is h dirt bike. see it??

[chrome ravine]

Should delete this u might get muted for this

[craggy girder]

yeah

[boreal tulip]

lfg-other-ps

[brittle cosmos]

@thorny bronze mo salah

[worldly marsh]

but why whould i drive 30 min to see them? and then sit out and talk???

[craggy girder]

ok

[brittle cosmos]

Nothing

[craggy girder]

for show off

[brittle cosmos]

Dont buy it

[latent jolt]

U need help in what mission

[brittle cosmos]

Get an avenger

[boreal tulip]

the cab can take 69 missiles, the back can have a vehicle & weapon workshop, explosive cannons, a personal vehicle storage, it can be used to unlock oppressor trade price

[boreal tulip]

bruh WDYM it literally is so good

[brittle cosmos]

Nope

[ruby widget]

yeah to talk

[boreal tulip]

bro what it's literally useful as well

[worldly marsh]

no terrabayte is for oppersor

[brittle cosmos]

Fuck mk2

[craggy girder]

You can also upgrade the
Insurgent pickup
Apc
Nightshark
Ardent
Deluxo
Barrage
Menacer
Mk1 oppressor
Comet safari
Savestra
Half track
Technical
Weaponised tampa
Dune FAV
Scramjet
Caracara
Revolter
Viseris
Jb700 w
Vigilante

In the moc/avenger/arena workshop ( with all the necessary upgrades

[celest kiln]

Hello

[ruby widget]

hi

[prime tiger]

how does ur town have 200 people but u have to drive 30 mins to them

[craggy girder]

yeah ik was just kidding

[brittle cosmos]

Yeah

[boreal tulip]

no, MOC is for the oppressor

[prime tiger]

and because its interaction thats what humans do

[worldly marsh]

towns has 2000

[brittle cosmos]

No lmao

[boreal tulip]

I'm talking about the oppressor

[brittle cosmos]

Yeah

[boreal tulip]

yes it is lmao

[craggy girder]

moc?

[worldly marsh]

no, moc for vigalentie

[craggy girder]

yes buy it

[worldly marsh]

thats boring

[boreal tulip]

do you have a kosatka?

[brittle cosmos]

The terrobyte is for the oppressor

[ruby widget]

no moc for me and im for you

[boreal tulip]

also yeah, but also oppressor

[boreal tulip]

no, that's for the Mk II

[craggy girder]

[brittle cosmos]

No one will buy mk1

[boreal tulip]

hey

[ruby widget]

[worldly marsh]

you talking about mk1?

[boreal tulip]

yes people will

it's good and fun

not as good as mk II but fun and it's still good

[brittle cosmos]

Why would u buy mk1 if got mk2

[craggy girder]

@wintry heron moc is for oppressor mk1 not mk2
mk2 is for terrobyte

[brittle cosmos]

Maybe

[boreal tulip]

because it's fun and mk II is very op

[pliant umbra]

Hmm

[ruby widget]

why would you not buy

[brittle cosmos]

Deluxo > mk2

[ruby widget]

cause i ran out of things to buy

[craggy girder]

rlly fun

[boreal tulip]

yeah people immediately assume that oppressor is mk II even tho I don't say the mkII part lol

[ruby widget]

i wanna own everything in this game

[boreal tulip]

nah

mk II is more useful

[ruby widget]

[boreal tulip]

but Deluxo has better missiles

and more missiles

[brittle cosmos]

Yeb

And more fun

[boreal tulip]

no shit

everyone does

[craggy girder]

lol ig a lot of them dont even know mk1 exists

[ruby widget]

yeah mk2 just pull up and pop chaff deluxo stands no chance

[boreal tulip]

yeah

[boreal tulip]

yeah

the sad reality

[ruby widget]

and mk2 just need to hover right above deluxo to wait for chaff

[brittle cosmos]

Mk 2 for griefers or for people who want to finish preps and setups quickly

[worldly marsh]

wasent you going to bed???

[boreal tulip]

wdym brutha

it's 9 o clock here lol

why would I

[craggy girder]

when i got mk1 the first thing after modifying i tried landing it on maze bank was rlly fun

[worldly marsh]

u wrote i am tierd bout to hop of

[boreal tulip]

wtf

[undone breach]

It's 2:01 pm where I'm from

[boreal tulip]

I never said that I will hop off

[boreal tulip]

is it in the US?

or somewhere near the US?

[undone breach]

Yeah

[boreal tulip]

ok

[worldly marsh]

im i so bad in englis?

[ruby widget]

no your english is spectacular

[boreal tulip]

yeah

[ruby widget]

its incredible

[worldly marsh]

thanks you

[undone breach]

English:100

[boreal tulip]

stop makin fun

[deep steppe]

He’s lying

[pliant umbra]

Anyways

[worldly marsh]

nah i can,t se that

[ruby widget]

ur’re welcoom

[wintry heron]

@lost comet why you block me

[worldly marsh]

danke

[boreal tulip]

unfortunately it was sarcastic. but no worries, it's fine that you just made a mistake

[undone breach]

/rank

[worldly marsh]

lol

[craggy girder]

@worldly marsh u speak dutch?

[ruby widget]

hes aware

[boreal tulip]

xd xd xd xd xd xxd xd x dx xd xd d x xd dx xd d

[pliant umbra]

Hmm

[worldly marsh]

only nazi dutch

[boreal tulip]

bruh

[craggy girder]

ok

[boreal tulip]

[pliant umbra]

Que bosta

[ruby widget]

que si

[craggy girder]

[ruby widget]

hello

goodbye

[boreal tulip]

hello in (X) different languages speedrun

[proper zealot]

Ok goodbye

[worldly marsh]

i dont know why but i can only like joden jokes

[pliant umbra]

Ola

[boreal tulip]

hello hei hey hej konnichiwa ni hao hola

can't think of anything else rn

[undone breach]

Hola

[pliant umbra]

Ola

[vivid falcon]

Bruh people who put the buyers in Casino Heist as Low Level piss me off

[boreal tulip]

lol

[craggy girder]

ikr

[pliant umbra]

Fuck i forgot hi in Maori

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-scooter-trevor-gif-21053592

your username

[vivid falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/me-driving-to-your-moms-place-me-driving-to-your-to-gif-24817025

[craggy girder]

lmao

[ruby widget]

[undone breach]

😑

🤦‍♂️

[worldly marsh]

did you know that jupiter is bigger then all the others planets combined in our solarsystem!!

[boreal tulip]

fun fact: for some damn reason I still remember (I learned it 3 or 4 years ago) from my heart the longest place name in the entire world, which is in Maori language

[vivid falcon]

Mans like “yo bro can you help me with my heist” and I’m nice so I help them but then they pull this bs

[boreal tulip]

Imma speedrun it right here

[craggy girder]

i didnt know that

[ruby widget]

no i did not!

[undone breach]

Even uranus?

[boreal tulip]

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

[worldly marsh]

know you know

[boreal tulip]

you can google it and it will be correct

[worldly marsh]

no your moms anus

[boreal tulip]

(unless I made a typo)

[ruby widget]

[craggy girder]

@worldly marsh tell me more

[pliant umbra]

Lol

[worldly marsh]

heheheeha

[pliant umbra]

I used to know maori

Now i only remember how to count to 10

[craggy girder]

bro darkdragon got voilated for no reason

[worldly marsh]

you can only breath in with 1 nose hole at 1 time

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/face-keyboard-gif-5776290

how this place name was created

[wintry heron]

after buying the oppressor mk2

[craggy girder]

i know that tell smth else

[wintry heron]

im severely underwhelmed

[undone breach]

You can blow air out of your eye

[ruby widget]

im severely overwhelmed and my day is made

[formal jolt]

Just got good sport after robbing

[worldly marsh]

norway can buy sweden (vi kan kjøpa hele sverige om vi vil) on spotify

[craggy girder]

welcome to gta online

[craggy girder]

ok

[undone breach]

What is your favorite thing to do in gta?

[worldly marsh]

mirrios dont brake they multiply

[boreal tulip]

damn, didn't know they were selling countries on spotify

insurgent for multiple people gameplay, nighshark for solo gameplay

they both take over 20 missiles

[worldly marsh]

yes

[undone breach]

Poop

[craggy girder]

yessir

[worldly marsh]

18 year olds can leagly adopt 17 year olds!!!!

[craggy girder]

i knew that

[deep steppe]

Night shark

[undone breach]

I can illegally kill you

[craggy girder]

@wintry heron u play on ps4 edition?

[boreal tulip]

Idk, there are many things, I like for example shunt hopping, I like to drift offroad with offroad vehicles, I like to mess around with the Scramjet, I like to kill griefers

[worldly marsh]

23 year is the youngest granmother

[boreal tulip]

nope. both are good for their own things

[craggy girder]

where r u even getting these facts?

[boreal tulip]

Imma actually send an offroad drift clip in #📸┃gta-media because I think it's cool

[craggy girder]

ok

[worldly marsh]

your bellybutton is your old mouth

[worldly marsh]

google

[craggy girder]

lol

[worldly marsh]

eat 200 apple seeds can kill you at one time

[undone breach]

How many people here know who TGG is?

[wintry heron]

0

[worldly marsh]

if you die, you cant wake up!

[undone breach]

Unless you are in gta

[worldly marsh]

the last movent you lose when dead is the goosebumps on arm

[undone breach]

How many people here play GTA 5

[worldly marsh]

0

[boreal tulip]

nvm I can't send reddit links rip

Imma send it in #🗑the-garbage

[stable oar]

3 people in a car chased me trying to destroy my bunker resupplies 1 sticky grenade and they all ded lol

[worldly marsh]

its 7.9 billion pepole in this world in 2011, it was 7 billin, in 1963 it was 3 billions!!

[undone breach]

Does anyone want to know gru's name in Russian

[worldly marsh]

blyat

[undone breach]

Glavnoye Razvedyvatel'noye Upravleniye

[stable oar]

Might aswell learn russian

[worldly marsh]

did you know my granpa killed h1tler

[boreal tulip]

lol

[undone breach]

Привет, как ты

[boreal tulip]

y'all check #🗑the-garbage for the offroad drift video

[undone breach]

How many of you can speak Russian?

[worldly marsh]

did you know that a car deleviry is called a shipment but a boat delivery is called cargo!

[boreal tulip]

in GTA car deliveries are also Cargo

[undone breach]

наверное ноль?

[worldly marsh]

0

[boreal tulip]

train deliveries are also called cargo, same with planes

[worldly marsh]

ye but they are not cars!

[boreal tulip]

yeah?

I was just pointing them out

[undone breach]

Я знал это

[worldly marsh]

car-go should be a car thats deliver ship-ment shouldbe a ship

[boreal tulip]

greenland is all ice but iceland is all green

[undone breach]

Guys it's called Google translate

[wintry heron]

yo how's everyone doing?

[boreal tulip]

it's called server rules

english only server

[boreal tulip]

I'm aight

a lil tired

[worldly marsh]

no its not, in icland its many glaischours

[wintry heron]

mhm

[boreal tulip]

I know

[undone breach]

I don't know how to speak Russian

[boreal tulip]

"all" wasn't literal

bruh

7 hours of your day

or even more

[undone breach]

Bro what?

[boreal tulip]

what?

[worldly marsh]

did you know that norway is the best country to be women in and they are still complaingin!

t

[boreal tulip]

I heard that Norway is one of the best countries to live in

but it's also expensive there

lol

yeah Norwegian prisons be bussin

[worldly marsh]

finnland better to live in

[boreal tulip]

also Danish prisons

[boreal tulip]

rly?

[worldly marsh]

yes

[boreal tulip]

aight

[worldly marsh]

fn said so

[boreal tulip]

[worldly marsh]

why

[boreal tulip]

fortnite said so?

[worldly marsh]

heheheha

[boreal tulip]

what do u mean by fn

[vivid falcon]

Homeless people:

[worldly marsh]

fn like the group

[craggy girder]

how is that?

[boreal tulip]

fun fact: in South Korea there was once someone with medical issues but couldn't afford the medical care so he went to a bank and stole one dollar and tried to get in prison for it because there's free healthcare but the police interrogated him and found out that he was trying to get in prison and they didn't send him in prison

[worldly marsh]

what

[craggy girder]

oh wrong reply

[worldly marsh]

nice

[craggy girder]

how is that?

[worldly marsh]

fn is the big orginasation in america

[boreal tulip]

Funni Nations

[worldly marsh]

buy the fn graps, its the best place for woemen but they are stil complaingin

[craggy girder]

fn graps?

[worldly marsh]

like

the orginasation thats help pepole like in wars in afganistand, not unicef

untied nations

ibelive

its called

in english

is that correct?

[craggy girder]

i doubt united nation does anything at all

[worldly marsh]

ye but its them that said it

arced

e

[vivid falcon]

Fr

[worldly marsh]

ore kosenka

if u dont have

the submarine

big

[vivid falcon]

100% the sub

[worldly marsh]

then arcade

[vivid falcon]

Ye

[craggy girder]

arcade for casino heist then u can buy moc and facility
but for facility u would need ppl to help u

[vivid falcon]

Doomsday Heists do be annoying

[worldly marsh]

ye

preaty hard to find

[vivid falcon]

Or you can go to #🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4

[craggy girder]

need only 1 person
u can do all preps solo but need atleast 1 person to do the finale

[pliant umbra]

Anyways

[craggy girder]

i have had the facility for like 2 yrs but still havent been able to complete the doomsday heists

[worldly marsh]

i need to shit so hard

[normal swallow]

I just took a shit

[craggy girder]

u can always get someone from the lfg channels to help u in the finale

[worldly marsh]

that must feel good

[normal swallow]

Feels amazing when u finally shit

[worldly marsh]

yes

[normal swallow]

So good

😩👌

[craggy girder]

morning shit hits different

[worldly marsh]

ye

lol

[normal swallow]

Late night shits also slap

[worldly marsh]

i like to do somting other in the toilet not shit and pe u know

[craggy girder]

@wintry heron so what are u gonna buy?

[normal swallow]

Ye😩

[craggy girder]

yeah playing clash of clans

[worldly marsh]

and woming hand really fast

moving

[normal swallow]

Yea

[craggy girder]

whats ur lvl?

[worldly marsh]

98

lol

[craggy girder]

nice

[worldly marsh]

th10

[normal swallow]

243 or something

Hehe

[craggy girder]

no i mean in gta

[worldly marsh]

104

[feral orbit]

lol i used to play coc like 7 years ago

[pliant umbra]

Should i memorize evrey single break boost on the map?

[normal swallow]

Me is level 244

[craggy girder]

so u must have some businesses right?