🚔┃gta-discussion

[spring stump]

suppose so

[smoky rampart]

You know if you put your hand up 45 degrees in the air and shout
Siege hiel your supporting a very good man.

[wintry heron]

is stealth annihilator a infiltration vehicle? If so how do I unlock the prep

[boreal tulip]

Or switch sessions?

[spring stump]

no. i just attempted free aim instead

[prime tiger]

bro stop with ur tired ass jokes

[supple fractal]

nah that's actually unfunny

[smoky rampart]

My life's a joke

[wintry heron]

Why are you here

[prime tiger]

joking about the biggest massacre to ever happen doesnt make it any better

[smoky rampart]

But you know

[boreal tulip]

Free sim? I want a free simulator! Where???

[prime tiger]

yh I can see u dont have to share it to us

[latent pelican]

Time to snitch

[boreal tulip]

Yeah this guy is down bad bruh

With his jokes as well

[supple fractal]

Hitler was not a good man and glorifying him even as a joke is a bad thing

[smoky rampart]

Man can't take a dark humour joke

😔

[boreal tulip]

I thought he was better when I first had a convo with him in this server

[wintry heron]

how old are you

[spring stump]

@final forge

[latent pelican]

Not even humor

[prime tiger]

Hitler killed my people and u expect me to find ur joke funny?

[supple fractal]

there is a difference between dark humour and just straight up unfunny

[prime tiger]

its not dark humour cause thats acc funny

[supple fractal]

and you clearly don't know it

[hexed beacon]

I think you came to the wrong place to joke about hitler

[final forge]

?history 936700250758983741

[supple fractal]

[wintry heron]

YES

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-5577709

[wintry heron]

JUSTICE

[latent pelican]

He just joined 💀

[prime tiger]

dont ban him I wanna see what other shit jokes he has

[wintry heron]

VENGEANCE

[spring stump]

[smoky rampart]

Very well

[wintry heron]

FoR TGG DiScORD

[boreal tulip]

Wait what?? I swear I saw em in this server like a couple of days ago

[supple fractal]

anyways

Please use #💬┃gorilla-chat for general chats, this is for GTA-Discussion only.

[wintry heron]

[supple fractal]

[wintry heron]

[hexed beacon]

mad shady tiktok links

[prime tiger]

okay bald guy that eats ice and seems to not give a shit about our opinions

[latent pelican]

He joined yesterday, anyways gta

[supple fractal]

[prime tiger]

yeah gta is shit

[supple fractal]

yeah it is

[hexed beacon]

yeah gta 🥰

[slow stag]

anyone know how to unlock the trevor contact missions?

[supple fractal]

idk

Google it ig

[boreal tulip]

In GTA Online? The TP industries missions?

[final forge]

^

[spring stump]

ty rock

:)

[wintry heron]

[hexed beacon]

:)

[prime tiger]

I swr rockstar employees put in glitches, act like its hard to fix and fix them after so they can keep theyre jobs

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

Rock should have this as pfp

[prime tiger]

so they can pretend theyre helping the game theres no way this games supposed to have so many bugs

[spring stump]

y u raise eyebrow

[supple fractal]

wow that's actually a great theory

[hexed beacon]

what 💀

[supple fractal]

since they have nothing to do and sit on their asses all day

[boreal tulip]

I'd like to know as well :/

[hexed beacon]

they're working on gta 6 wdym

[prime tiger]

they fuck up the game, fix it and fuck it up again

[boreal tulip]

Ig Imma google or sumn

[supple fractal]

yeah totally "working"

[prime tiger]

again meaning 20 mins later so u dont even realise they unfucked it

[wintry heron]

[prime tiger]

[spring stump]

[summer trout]

Anyone just want to hang out and chill? Just dm me (No kids)

[prime tiger]

almost 10 yrs

for a fucking game

[boreal tulip]

#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[latent pelican]

Wrong chat to ask

[prime tiger]

not red dead 2 took that long and they have explicit and detailed realistic mechanics on horse's balls

[boreal tulip]

Yeah, GTA V is so old that some nostalgic videos include it

[supple fractal]

damn literally no one will DM you now that you added (no kids)

[prime tiger]

10 yrs and we aint even got the littlest of info

we dont know the country

city

protagonists

[supple fractal]

[prime tiger]

what its about

[boreal tulip]

And [unoriginal joke moment] GTA V has a console trilogy now

[prime tiger]

if it will be on old gen

if pc will be next gen

[supple fractal]

prolly a first trailer next year or sth

[prime tiger]

if pc will drop with consoles

if it will have online from the start

[boreal tulip]

I'd like it to be somewhere else than USA tbh

Like the UK or Australia

[prime tiger]

ive seen a rumour saying colombia

thatd be sick

that or Uk yeah

[boreal tulip]

Or maybe even not an English speaking country, but that would be too hard for the devs I guess

[supple fractal]

maybe gta 6 won't have online mode and just existing gta online will get a big update or sth

[prime tiger]

Hope not

[boreal tulip]

Knowing that I've played quite a bit of Forza Horizon 3, Australia would be sick af for a GTA game actually

[prime tiger]

Actual question

[supple fractal]

propably R* themselves don't even know that yet

[wintry heron]

me hoping the next GTAO update will be on last Gen

[supple fractal]

Well gta 6 surely won't be for ps4

[boreal tulip]

Lol

[prime tiger]

If gta 6 gets a new online mode would u guys want a fresh start and it to be like the start of gta 5 online or for it to have a ton of bussinesses from the start amd flying cars n shit

[boreal tulip]

Yeah

[hexed beacon]

i think the flying cars were a bad thing

[supple fractal]

fresh start would be refreshing

[prime tiger]

I would like a fresh start but with some little bussineses that hoppefully wont be op

[wintry heron]

bruh i just want regular ass gta

[boreal tulip]

Fresh start ofc

[wintry heron]

none of this futuristic saints row shit

[prime tiger]

Not like the actual gta online start that was way too plain

[boreal tulip]

^ yeah ^

Same

[boreal tulip]

Yeh Ikr

[prime tiger]

1 or 2 basic bussineses and then add on

[hexed beacon]

cayo perico was too op but i think they should fix more solo heists

[prime tiger]

But hopefully they dont make the same mistake they did with this one snd add flying bikes

[supple fractal]

maybe gta 6 online won't have any businesses and will be completely different?

I'm hoping on that

[wintry heron]

Like futuristic stuff isn’t BAD but it’s bad for a gta game

[hexed beacon]

yeah there was just a ton of griefers that came with that

[prime tiger]

Nah bro nostalgia aside Im not trynna rob stores for 7.5 hrs to afford a ford focus

[wintry heron]

lmao

[supple fractal]

what if

[boreal tulip]

It's prolly not gonna be like that, but I REALLY hope that GTA VI doesn't have that repetitive "drive there, kill that guy, drive back, done" vibe of missions

[supple fractal]

gta 6 will be a free2play battle royal game?

[boreal tulip]

Of course not every mission is like that but most of them are if u think about it

[prime tiger]

I want the income and prices to be realistic to irl prices

[supple fractal]

yeah and also earning money

[hexed beacon]

headhunter

[supple fractal]

maybe just make gta 6 a real life sim

[latent pelican]

I thought I heard a rumor that GTA 6 would be set in miami, florida

[prime tiger]

1M+ for a supra is dumb irl thats like 100-150k max

[boreal tulip]

Tryhards would be celebrating like hell if it was a battle royale game

[hexed beacon]

i heard it might be in a modern version of vice city

[boreal tulip]

They already making GTA V a battle royale game in online

[boreal tulip]

Yeah Ikr

[hexed beacon]

they act like it is 💀

[supple fractal]

I would be too bc I like fartnite

[boreal tulip]

But then you'd need harder ways to make money

[boreal tulip]

I like PUBG but I fuckin suck at it

[prime tiger]

Yh exactly like 220k for a lil box of coke thats not even pure is stupid

[boreal tulip]

Like, it would be sooo fun if I was actually good at it

[prime tiger]

If it was pure coke eah but LJT clearly says its barely even pure

[supple fractal]

how do you know how much coke costs

[prime tiger]

Its prob like 50% coke 50% baking soda

[hexed beacon]

🤨

[latent pelican]

That's what I was thinking...

[wintry heron]

💀

[prime tiger]

Um

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[prime tiger]

I just know ok

Leave it

[supple fractal]

alrighty

chat ded

[hexed beacon]

anyways

[supple fractal]

me go sleep

[prime tiger]

So

[supple fractal]

bye

[hexed beacon]

night

[prime tiger]

A kilo of coke is like 12k irl

[supple fractal]

[prime tiger]

Night

But thats pure coke

[hexed beacon]

zamn

[boreal tulip]

Bro WDYM people just talked like it's the last day on earth wdym

Damn I'm an NPC I said wdym twice

Oops

[prime tiger]

A bike holds max 10 kilos maybe

120k but thats pure coke

[hexed beacon]

gta should add more legal buisnesses

[prime tiger]

U have impure coke

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremydonaldson-peace-night-peacefulnight-jeremy-gif-20362958

[prime tiger]

So thats like 60k maybe per bike

220k is stupid

[boreal tulip]

But GTA is about crime so ehhh Idk

[hexed beacon]

yeah but still

the paper forgery sucked

[prime tiger]

Id dig that ngl

[boreal tulip]

I don't actually think GTA V has ANY legal business you can own

[prime tiger]

Docs

[hexed beacon]

paper forgery?

or document whatever

[wintry heron]

Auto shop?

[prime tiger]

Ur making paper no way its illegal

[boreal tulip]

Wdym?? Document forgery is a felony isn't it bruh

[prime tiger]

Yeah the car part of it not contracts

[hexed beacon]

yeah but the autoshop be robbing banks

[latent pelican]

Nightclub

[wintry heron]

the car repair part of it

[hexed beacon]

yeah nightclub right

[prime tiger]

I got a legal

[boreal tulip]

[prime tiger]

The nightclub safe

Its based off nightclub popularity

Nightclubs are legal

[boreal tulip]

I mean yeah

[hexed beacon]

as long as tony doesnt see whats in the storage

[prime tiger]

Has nothing to do with product

[boreal tulip]

But the businesses n stuff nahh 💀

Not so legal

[prime tiger]

But thats rlly ir tbh I cant think of anything else ur right

[hexed beacon]

yeah

[prime tiger]

Nightclub safe is mad I made 500k by being afk

[boreal tulip]

Isn't forging documents a felony???

[prime tiger]

Today

[hexed beacon]

idk man

[prime tiger]

Def grine popularity missions yall

[boreal tulip]

Or something?? Not sure about the word in English

[prime tiger]

Its technically putting out fake news right?

So yh its ilegall

[hexed beacon]

gta should probably add a heroin buisness

[wintry heron]

[hexed beacon]

bruh what

[prime tiger]

Also the passive income part of the arcade is legal

[hexed beacon]

its a popular drug

[wintry heron]

[prime tiger]

Yh Id want a heroin business

[boreal tulip]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

[prime tiger]

Here in romania its by far most used drug

Its more used than weed here

[hexed beacon]

you gonna say sumn 💀

[wintry heron]

[prime tiger]

But they should also add a toned down version of the mc bussineses

Like ur still dealing drugs but ur like the local dealer not a drug lord uk?

Like a lil traphouse where u make ur own drugs and sell them locally

[hexed beacon]

yeahh

[prime tiger]

That would be cool for a starting way to make money

[hexed beacon]

would be cool if you could sell it to npcs

[boreal tulip]

GTA VI should have drug businesses but make it more like the "street" way

So that you're actually in missions involved with gangs n stuff

[prime tiger]

Yh

[boreal tulip]

Kinda like Franklin's start in story mode

[prime tiger]

Rn drug bussineses are the pablo escobar way

[hexed beacon]

fr

[prime tiger]

U dont feel like a drug dealer u feel like a drug lord

[boreal tulip]

But he wasn't really involved with drugs tho

[prime tiger]

Which I dont always want that

[wintry heron]

Hood Safari be like

[boreal tulip]

Yh exactly

[boreal tulip]

That was a banger mission

[hexed beacon]

you're really easily able to sell drugs

[boreal tulip]

Yeah you're delivering it like amazon 💀

[prime tiger]

Most crooks irl start of selling lil bits of coke and weed to locals they dont kill 25 people in a contact mission from some sketchy bald arab

[hexed beacon]

putting coke on their doorstep 💀

[prime tiger]

They should also add gangs

Rah I got an idea

[main bridge]

Is it normal for all my casino heists to be glitched

[hexed beacon]

wdym glitched

[boreal tulip]

You know how in GTA SA there are territories

[prime tiger]

U got a US map and a UK map all with its own cuktures

[boreal tulip]

They should implement that into online in GTA VI

[main bridge]

Like all the guards are frozen every time

[prime tiger]

When ur in the US coke is more expensive and u have a larger variety of guns

[hexed beacon]

isnt that a good thing tho

[prime tiger]

In the UK u only get to use knives pistols and shotguns

And also the gangs would be different

That would acc be cool

[hexed beacon]

would you be able to choose a gang at the start then

[prime tiger]

Being able to have a character in the UK and one in the US

Bro someone make me a rockstar developer

[main bridge]

it is impossible to do it undetected tho

[hexed beacon]

maybe 🤔

[boreal tulip]

Yeah I guess, everyone would have to choose a gang and they would have territories

Something like that

[hexed beacon]

would be cool

[boreal tulip]

Which approach?

Because can't you just shoot them to death?

Or gun smack them?

[main bridge]

Big con and sneaky , 4 th heist to be glitched , so mant major restarts

[prime tiger]

There should be a thing where when u make ur character depending on ur parents u get a lil house in a hood and thats ur gang

Like u choose hispanic parents ur a vago

[boreal tulip]

Hol up yall I got an idea

[prime tiger]

U wont see a black guy in the vagos

Idk bout white parents tho

[hexed beacon]

white gangstas

[prime tiger]

Theres legit 0 white gangs in gta

Unlike irl

[latent pelican]

You're born in the hills

[prime tiger]

Maybe u spawn in a black gang but get bullied for being white idk

[prime tiger]

And wheres the fun in that

[boreal tulip]

What if there was a kind of story in online (for everyone) that you lost your job or something, then you start Online as a homeless person and your character tries to refresh their life in criminal ways

Like you would REALLY have to start from the start

[prime tiger]

Yes

[hexed beacon]

should be able to work urself out of the hood tho like franklin did

[boreal tulip]

The Lost MC

Not latino, hispanic or anything, white

[prime tiger]

And when ur homeless u can pick where u stay and if u go to a hood u can get a place to stay but are forced to join a gang. If u go to a better part of a city u dont always have opps on ur ass but u have to get money in diff ways

[boreal tulip]

Yeah something like that

Damn we should all be R★ employees

[prime tiger]

Fr

[hexed beacon]

yeah rockstar better be taking notes

[prime tiger]

They shot at making they own game

[boreal tulip]

They shot up the HQ while making a new game

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-rambo-gun-gif-5266901

[prime tiger]

30 mins of brainstorming and we made a better online game than they did in 10 yrs

😭

[boreal tulip]

Bro wtf

I have GIF perms

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-first-blood-machine-gun-shooter-rampage-gif-21761600

There we go

[boreal tulip]

Lol, now all we need is coding skills

And a HQ

And some employees

And money

xd

[prime tiger]

Thats 15 yrs of learning

Shit

[boreal tulip]

Alright well it's been a blast talking to everyone, Imma go to sleep now

https://tenor.com/view/jeremydonaldson-peace-night-peacefulnight-jeremy-gif-20362958

[prime tiger]

Gn

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-goodbye-chat-penguinz0-gif-20222640

[hexed beacon]

gn

[wintry heron]

Wats up tgg huge fan from yt 🔥✌️

[neat moat]

is anyone here

im new to the server and gta and im not really sure on what to do i seen the guides and everything i just need money to get some businesses so can someone show me a effective way to get money so i can buy businesses

[stable marlin]

no

[ruby river]

For Cato perico does the primary loot change each time I visit the island or do I need to cancel heist?

[scarlet badger]

#871616746862305330 has all the guides you need. LFG channels to find players.

need to cancel to reset loot.

I usually never change loot on Cayo heists, I do cancel Casino though.

[solemn flint]

whats the fastest car for pc

@scarlet badger

[modern folio]

I have 9.3 mil, what should i buy?

[scarlet badger]

#871616746862305330

[solemn flint]

there is like 20 different vehicles

i need 1 answer

[steep flame]

me when i can't think for myself

[scarlet badger]

there are so many answers for each race/car category

[solemn flint]

i need 1 answer

fastest land car

[steep flame]

then take your pick? lmao

[modern folio]

vigalante and 811

i think

vigalante fastest most likely

[hard fractal]

Anyone knows if the low grip speed bug is still working on the calico gtf?

[solemn flint]

Ocelot Pariah,

faster then 811 tho

[modern folio]

k

vigalante fastest then

[solemn flint]

top speed

[modern folio]

super should be fastest

what should i buy with 9.3 million?

[solemn flint]

thats many hours of grinding

[zealous pine]

anyone need help making money I gotchu.

[hard fractal]

Keep it to neft dlc

[scarlet badger]

nope

[modern folio]

i have kosatka with sparrow, nc, cash, coke, vehicle warehouse, opressor mk2, terrorbyte

[modern folio]

whats the leaks lookin like rn?

[scarlet badger]

what don't you have?

nm, i see the other answer

[hard fractal]

Idk

[hard fractal]

Hmm so its no worth it

[modern folio]

i can make the money back easily

from cayo

[steep flame]

are all your warehouse technicians busy

[modern folio]

i have 3

[scarlet badger]

buy franklin missions agency

[modern folio]

i have bunker, cash, and coke for nc

[hard fractal]

Buy bunker

[modern folio]

forgot to say bunker

[steep flame]

or anything to get the other two techs working

i suggest meth lab personally

[modern folio]

meth and?

i said the three i have

meth and cargo?

[steep flame]

yeah cargo

[modern folio]

thats what i was thinking of getting

[hard fractal]

Buy the agency

[modern folio]

k

[modern folio]

what upgrades?

[steep flame]

didn't remember if cargo was a nc thing or not

[modern folio]

it is

[steep flame]

yeye

[hard fractal]

Depends on you

[modern folio]

im just tryna have fun in the game

[hard fractal]

You can have a your own mechanic

[steep flame]

armory for sure

discounts on basically all firearms and equipment

[modern folio]

whats the perks with buying a penthouse?

at casino

[steep flame]

nothing that makes it worth the price honestly

[modern folio]

ok

[hard fractal]

You cant do nothin with it

[modern folio]

ok

ill buy an agency

which one should i get?

the cheapest?

[steep flame]

yeah location doesn't matter

[modern folio]

k

[hard fractal]

If you dont care about location

The cheapest

[modern folio]

idc abt location

most of them are near my apt

on alta st

for some reason i bought an apartment in early game

but it doesnt matter now

[hard fractal]

What motorcycle do you recomend?

[modern folio]

opressor

[hard fractal]

Money dont matters

[modern folio]

mk2

[hard fractal]

Bruh

Withou mk2

[modern folio]

or the shotaru

shotaru is tron bike right?

or shinobi?

cant remember

[hard fractal]

Yeah

Shotaru

[modern folio]

k

[hard fractal]

The hakochou drag is worth?

[modern folio]

shotaru is cool

[modern folio]

idk

[stable marlin]

imo yes

[hard fractal]

Ok

[ripe copper]

Which is better for money ceo or mc business

[stable marlin]

ceo is faster but mc is passive income

[modern folio]

id say multiple mc

with upgrades

[honest shadow]

I need help with a heist

[modern folio]

#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc #💻〢casino-lfg-pc #💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc #💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[honest shadow]

Prison Break

[modern folio]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[hard fractal]

What heist

[honest shadow]

It says Xboxs

[uncut sundial]

can anyone do short trip missions w me? i’m relatively new and all the random ppl i do it with keep failing :/

[neat moat]

im new too ill do it eith you give me some time

[stable marlin]

ps5 or ps4

[uncut sundial]

bet dm so we can do at some point

[molten wharf]

Anyone doing diamond casino?

[spring stump]

with HSW upgrade

its the fastest bike iirc

and it’s quite fun actually

[latent jolt]

Hey Does anyone need help with any thing

[stable marlin]

yes

[latent jolt]

On Ps4

[stable marlin]

no

[late raptor]

I need help on Xbox

[latent jolt]

I only have ps4 Sorry

[late raptor]

All good

Just very difficult finding 2 people to do prison break

[latent jolt]

Same

[stable marlin]

#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[latent jolt]

Been stuck on prison break fora. While now

[stable marlin]

lol

thats sucks

i did with friends

[fallen harbor]

what’s the best first business to buy for a solo player

[stable marlin]

prob coke it pays the best

[sick elk]

My GTA V has stucked at endless loading screen from long time, can anyone plz help me

[deep harness]

Have you tried turning it off and on?

[sick elk]

Many times

[latent jolt]

Yo Can Anyone help me do the Agent ULP Mission in Facility. I need 3 more people

[tough spoke]

lfg

[sick elk]

i have done that a ton of time but only if my game start i can help for sure

[latent jolt]

Sure

[wintry heron]

Yo. What's the simplest way to make money, that doesn't take alot of time or is grindy af?

[tough spoke]

cayo

[wintry heron]

I count that as grindy...

It takes ages.

[tough spoke]

then modding

[wintry heron]

:(

[wintry heron]

Not a lot of answers for that question

It takes me like 2 hours to do cayo setups. I have adhd, i zone out alot. Sometimes mid fight and whatnot. So. It rlly sucks.

And my mates are sick of hosting cayo for me. Bc i spend money too quickly.

[finite flint]

Same adhd sux but hyperfixating feels great

[wintry heron]

Fr tho

Like I'll hyperfixate on gta, but then after like a day of grinding. I just can't do anything.

And bc I'm very impulsive when it comes to money, it goes down the drain so quickly.

[loud knot]

Damn

[wintry heron]

I went from 4 mil, to 70$ in 12 minutes.

[loud knot]

Cayo Is boring asf

[finite flint]

Bro teachers ask me to do math and I say no they say I'm lazy but then I spend like 5+ hours on drawing

[loud knot]

I even have 1 prepped

[wintry heron]

Yeah, that makes it even worse tbh, like, if it's boring Imma never get it done

[wintry heron]

Omg same.

[finite flint]

It's gotta include colors

[loud knot]

I've did it alot so its just boring to me

[wintry heron]

Same i done it a fucktonm

I love gta. But the money making methods are aids.

[finite flint]

Cayo Hella boring

[loud knot]

I'll host u 1 tomorrow if u want

[loud knot]

FRR

[wintry heron]

We could always glitch it.

[loud knot]

Idc abt the money

[loud knot]

...no...

[wintry heron]

Well then, probably won't do so.

1 off cayos are terrible for me bc I'll get like 1.4 million and be back down to 2k in 5 minutes.

[loud knot]

1.7m without elite 1.8m with elite

Is my payout

[wintry heron]

Still, the money will dissapear quicker than my dad.

[finite flint]

My gta disc got scratched up by my cousins😭

[wintry heron]

End them.

[loud knot]

Mine is in the Microwave

[finite flint]

No russian.😈

[loud knot]

I'm cooking it bc I'm hungry

[wintry heron]

Someone called me a wannabe tryhard today. i have no clue why. I was on my faggio mod.

[finite flint]

Bro premium edition hit diff

[loud knot]

Yeah it does

[wintry heron]

Honestly. If rockstar made the op2 look like a faggio mod. I'd buy it

[loud knot]

That disc be cooking for like 17 hours and still works

[loud knot]

I got op2

[wintry heron]

I don't.

[loud knot]

Op2 is nothing

[finite flint]

I have akula

[tough spoke]

lol

[loud knot]

I have the Lazer

No srsly..

I bought it full price

The disc is still cooking

[finite flint]

Hunter solos🥱 🥱 🥱 🤬 🤬 🤬 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯 💯

[loud knot]

Time to turn up the Microwave

[finite flint]

Put it on popcorn mode 😈

[loud knot]

I did

[tough spoke]

lol

[loud knot]

Why is it still cooking @finite flint

[tough spoke]

put it in rice

[rare harness]

hi

[craggy swan]

Does anyone know of any car merge glitches for pc?

[rare harness]

nope

[pine smelt]

When I do cayo perico with others i get no money?

[steep zealot]

Cuz your being used for free money

[bronze ruin]

who wants to do the og heist with me after the setups and the heist Ill help you sell or what ever you want (PS4)

[steep zealot]

Lfgs

[pine smelt]

How im confused

[bronze ruin]

your on pc and im ps4 lol

[steep zealot]

That's why use your own lfgs

Go to apartment heist

[craggy swan]

Do you know how to merge cars?

[steep zealot]

No

[bronze ruin]

ok

[rain scroll]

Is solo public sessions wrong?

[wintry heron]

So I'm following the rags to riches solo series.. should I buy the kosatka before I buy the terrorbyte and then do the cayo perico heist until I get the money for the terrorbyte?

[cosmic swan]

Most will probably say buy Kosatka asap?

Is it possible to complete Cayo Perico around an hour without the Sparrow (including preps)?

[craggy swan]

Any glitch experts in here?

[wintry heron]

what all should I buy with it do you think?

as far as the upgrades go

[cosmic swan]

Sparrow first for sure (I've heard that Sonar is pretty good too? But isn't the Sparrow a priority?)

I've heard that it helps a lot with the Cayo heist

I'm still struggling to earn enough money for a Kosatka. Along with the Sparrow it's gonna cost 4M in total, which really sucks.

[left junco]

Will anyone help me get to 500 headshots on you? I have 30 I will help you tomorrow grinding for 2 hours and give YOU MY cayo

[wintry heron]

You don’t have to buy the sparrow when you first get the sub

You can wait after you done the heist a couple of times and have enough money

[cosmic swan]

I understand, but without the Sparrow, how much longer does the entire heist take (the prep mostly)

[pliant umbra]

hmm

[cosmic swan]

Nobody? Oh well

[steep zealot]

U can use beach

No?

[pliant umbra]

@cosmic swan nice minecraft speedrun (not sarcastic)

[wintry heron]

It depends on what you have

Dhingy is pretty useful

[cosmic swan]

Hahaha you watched my video?

[cosmic swan]

It comes free?

[wintry heron]

Yes

[cosmic swan]

Uh, you mean the dingy?

[pliant umbra]

yep

[cosmic swan]

Cool, thanks

[pliant umbra]

also @cosmic swan, when episode 2 of survival?

[glad kindle]

How do I get loungewear pants

[broken flicker]

@cosmic swan It can be done w/o sparrow but it is a pain.

[cosmic swan]

I see

[cosmic swan]

Oh well, never thought of continuing. Haven't played Minecraft in a while. Heck, haven't uploaded a video in a while

Just downloaded GTA 2 weeks ago so I'm gonna be playing this for now

[pliant umbra]

nice

also i subbed @cosmic swan... to your yt and only fans

[grim briar]

1h30 or less

With the oppressor MK2 you can go faster than the sparrow but it requires more skill as well

Don't expect to go super fast on your first try though

[wintry heron]

Yoooo my second cayo got 3 gold and tequila W

[grim briar]

It took me about 3-4 hours first try then I started shaving down my time and got more upgrades

[cosmic swan]

Okay

[cosmic swan]

OnlyFans? I've heard it multiple times but never knew what it is.

[cosmic swan]

I don't remember which survival series that was lol

[loud knot]

I have bonds 3 gold

[strong zodiac]

i have panther statue and 3 gold

[blazing knot]

penis

I bought a penthouse today man

I uh

I’m done with the game I’ve beaten gta online I don’t have anything else I really want to buy? Maybe a volatol or alkonost?

But like I have every unique property except for weed and document forgery which I do not want

I’ll never use them anyways

I’ve got 50 security contracts done. Could get to 200 but whatever. every vehicle I want I have. I’ve got all research done

like bruh I beat gta online man what else is there for me to do except grind money that’s boring af

whaddama gonna do just keep buying upgrades and shit for my properties that I don’t need?

no thanks

where are the damn credits. I wanna see the gta online post credit scene

[wintry heron]

🍉

[blazing knot]

well I guess I still have to do the ms Baker missions but man where’s the god damn

Mcu gta online Shang chi rayquaza explained post credit scene

😭

I’ve done all the treasure hunts too except the pirate shit I’m working on that now 😭

[cosmic swan]

What's the point of this lol

[blazing knot]

I poop my pants I have sex

[undone breach]

So I've done one of the treasure hunts but I haven't gotten any more treasure hunt emails does anyone know why?

[blazing knot]

have you tried poop pants

[opaque crown]

How do i Join the previous Session If i accidentally leave it

[blazing knot]

maybe have sex

[blazing knot]

actually impossible

[undone breach]

I don't think you can

[onyx idol]

So what happens if I do a b2b om cayo perico and the other person doesn't do it?

Just to make sure

[blazing knot]

you’re screwed

so don’t do b2b glitch

ya noob

[undone breach]

Run them over

In real life

[cosmic swan]

Sounds good

[blazing knot]

I poop my pants have sex

have sexxxx have seeeex

[cosmic swan]

Sure, do your thing man

[blazing knot]

it’s time to cum

no

it’s

it’s morbin time

[undone breach]

Wtf

[cosmic swan]

Man, keep this conversation somewhere else

[onyx idol]

If I host a b2b, do I give the other person 100% cut?

[undone breach]

No

[blazing knot]

It’s morbin time

you can only give max 85%

[snow wedge]

Waiting for morbin 2

[undone breach]

You should give them a percentage based on how helpful they be

[cosmic swan]

Is there a cool down time between each Cayo heist?

[blazing knot]

Morbius 2: Poop my pants have sex it’s time to cum it’s morbin time

[undone breach]

I don't think so

[blazing knot]

15 mins or so

[cosmic swan]

Okay

Doesn't matter, haven't done my first yet

[blazing knot]

If it’s b2b glitch then the host earns no money so why not give 85%

15 mins and then you can set it up again in hard mode. If you wait 48 minutes hard mode goes away and you can do normal

Hard mode gives no deaths you die you restart and it gives more money

so

[undone breach]

I haven't done a Cayo perico heist yet

[cosmic swan]

Thanks

[blazing knot]

scrubs

[cosmic swan]

Me too

[blazing knot]

jk no problem

[cosmic swan]

You've bought the Kosatka yet, Dark?

[undone breach]

I'm still trying to get enough money for it

[cosmic swan]

Haha, me too

[undone breach]

I'm at about 1.2million so far

[cosmic swan]

What are you doing to save up money? VIP jobs?

I am a little ahead, at 1.4M

[blazing knot]

do auto shop stuff if you have one. They’re mega good right now

[cosmic swan]

Auto shop stuff? What's that?

[blazing knot]

man the poop my pants have sex song is stuff in my head

[undone breach]

I don't have an auto shop currently

[blazing knot]

like auto shop contracts and services. Double money this week if you have an auto shop. If not don’t worry about it

[cosmic swan]

Oh well

I don't have one either

Any other jobs worth doing? Get all the treasure hunts (I mean the Navy Revolver, Double-action revolver, and Stone hatchet) done?

[undone breach]

Once I get the kosakta I'll worry more about other things

[cosmic swan]

Same

[opaque crown]

Rlly?

Always see ppl doing that

[undone breach]

The treasure hunts are worth doing

[opaque crown]

They need a friend in the lobby rite?

[onyx ember]

What do they even give

[cosmic swan]

250K each

[onyx ember]

Danggg

[cosmic swan]

Kill challenge, right?

[undone breach]

Yep

[cosmic swan]

Yeah kohiaa, pretty good money

That's 750K if you do all of em, I've only done the Navy Revolver one

[undone breach]

I would do all of them but for some reason I've only received the double action one

[cosmic swan]

The email?

[undone breach]

Yeah

[cosmic swan]

Haha, I can't get the email the last time I played it

It just didn't appear

For the Navy Revolver, you have to find clues on the map. Nothing gets sent to your phone.

[undone breach]

Oh

I was in a random part of the map when I received the double action treasure hunt

[cosmic jay]

Can the oppressed use every weapon it can

[undone breach]

I wonder how it is for the stone hatchet

Does anyone know what time it is in Australia right now?

[cosmic jay]

Use google or chrome or safari or clock ⏰

[undone breach]

Looks like it's in the middle of the day there in everywhere except for perth

[glad kindle]

question whats the last business to buy on gta

[thin dagger]

Like the worst one?

[glad kindle]

no the last one

[thin dagger]

Explain

[glad kindle]

as in the one you wont be needed but you'll eventually get

[thin dagger]

Hanger or weed property

[snow wedge]

Vehicle warehouse

[thin dagger]

One of them

[glad kindle]

for me its the facility

[snow wedge]

Many vehicles need facility

Avenger, chernobog

[glad kindle]

ya but i wont be buying those vehicles

[snow wedge]

Hm y

[glad kindle]

because the facility is expensive and i just wanna collect more money before i buy anything like that

[snow wedge]

Avenger is good but chernobog has no use it takes one rocket and kaboom

Oh ur new player ig

[glad kindle]

no

been playing for like 6-7 years

[snow wedge]

Wth

U don't have money source

[glad kindle]

i do

i currently have 15 mil

[snow wedge]

I have 50 mil 🙃

[glad kindle]

i can get that in a day

by doing cayo

[snow wedge]

U can't

[glad kindle]

i can

not even a day probably 2 days

[snow wedge]

U will be bored after 4th heist lol

[glad kindle]

i wont

cause i have a cause

a reason to do it alot

[snow wedge]

I can't lol

[glad kindle]

i just did 5 or 4 cayo today

[snow wedge]

I only do b2b cayo

[glad kindle]

thats what i did today

[snow wedge]

Lol

[glad kindle]

not finna waste hours and hours by doing setups and stuff

[snow wedge]

Will get 5.5 mil in 40 min

After went afk and sell night club products

7 mil in an hour

[cosmic swan]

Is it possible to complete Cayo Perico in separated sessions?

[glad kindle]

huh?

[cosmic swan]

Like can I do all the prep missions, quit the game (like close it completely), and return to it to complete the finale?

[snow wedge]

Wymb separated sessions

Yes

U can do that

[glad kindle]

still got me mad confused

[snow wedge]

Lol

[cosmic swan]

Wait I can do that?

Oh great

[cosmic swan]

Sorry, I could have explained better from the start

[blazing knot]

poop my pants and have sex

have sex

[craggy girder]

the weekly update is today or tomorrow?

[thin dagger]

Today

4 or 5 hours

[deep steppe]

I thought it was Thursday

[ruby widget]

tomorrow

[craggy girder]

yeah same

[deep steppe]

It’s Thursday

[craggy girder]

ok

[ruby widget]

its tomorr

tomorrow

[thin dagger]

Ohhhhhhh

I forgor

[deep steppe]

Ur good

[ruby widget]

💀

[thin dagger]

Today is Wednesday

[deep steppe]

Todays Tuesday

[thin dagger]

No

[deep steppe]

Well for me

[blazing knot]

bro

[thin dagger]

It's Wednesday for me

[blazing knot]

everyone stfu

It’s on Thursday okay

[ruby widget]

different time zone me i guess

[deep steppe]

Im in the western time zone that’s why

[thin dagger]

I'm in middle time zone

[ruby widget]

imagine slow

[blazing knot]

I’m in your ass

[deep steppe]

Ight

[blazing knot]

Poop me out

[thin dagger]

I'm 13

[blazing knot]

Poop your pants your pants have sex have sex

[ruby widget]

i’m not

[blazing knot]

I’m sorry I can’t stop it’s stuck in my head

PLease help

[thin dagger]

I'm telling him I'm still a minor

13

[blazing knot]

cool

[deep steppe]

Me too

[craggy girder]

u shouldnt be on discord then

[deep steppe]

But I like it

[blazing knot]

don’t care didn’t ask

[thin dagger]

Imma call 911

[ruby widget]

then why are you here

[blazing knot]

what you gonna say

[thin dagger]

13 is allowed

[craggy girder]

[blazing knot]

“Hello I poop my pants I have sex send police”

[deep steppe]

Age is just a number people

Cmon now

[blazing knot]

That’s why I Jack off to my Grandma

[thin dagger]

Yeah

[ruby widget]

“im in an adult server and i shit n cum after mr duck said the funny sex”

[craggy girder]

ok

[ruby widget]

bro do you have a 9 year old gf

[deep steppe]

Yea

I’m 15

[blazing knot]

grandma lookin mad sexy ever since she lost all that weight.

[ruby widget]

[deep steppe]

So what

[thin dagger]

Nah, imma say 2 people are molesting me

You and him

[ruby widget]

nothing

[deep steppe]

She always tells me to come over when her parents aren’t ho w

Home

[blazing knot]

You know in Yemen there is no age of consent. Men can marry women as soon as they begin puberty which they state is the age of 9. Yemen also has arranged marriages so you could potentially live in Yemen and force a 9 year old girl to marry you and suck your cock

[ruby widget]

ikr

[thin dagger]

Ayo

[blazing knot]

just sayin

[deep steppe]

Ima move there

[thin dagger]

Just imagine

[thin dagger]

Same

[deep steppe]

You wanna come with me

[snow wedge]

[blazing knot]

Just talking about Yemen

[snow wedge]

It's gta discussion

[craggy girder]

yk the age of consent in Yemen but dont know Muslims cant have oral sex

[snow wedge]

Lol

[blazing knot]

Gta 6 is in Yemen

We finally get kids in gta guys

[ruby widget]

bro tgg bot blocked the word bo y us s y

[blazing knot]

💀

[ruby widget]

[blazing knot]

[craggy girder]

wtf

[ruby widget]

[deep steppe]

Yummy

[craggy girder]

chat is different in the morning

[blazing knot]

Yemen is messed up

[deep steppe]

I like it

[blazing knot]

that’s weird

I just want kids in gta man RDR2 has kids

[snow wedge]

[blazing knot]

Chris wrf

Wtf Chris you got the pancake role in less than a day

[deep steppe]

🦍🌶

[blazing knot]

How did you do that shit

[craggy girder]

[ruby widget]

so you can bring them home

[deep steppe]

🦍🌶

[blazing knot]

I’m going to bed. Anything you think I said I didn’t say

And if you say I said anything then you were hallucinating

[deep steppe]

Night night 💋

[blazing knot]

agent 14 style

[bitter python]

Is it better to do the union contract solo or with 3 other players

How much is it with 3 other players?

Just watched a vid and the guy got 670k with a full team the others got 150k

But at the same time it’s hard trusting randoms

I’ll try it once with randoms if not then fuck it solo. I can probably do it faster

[strong zodiac]

car crews for xbox are so dead, this is the one occasion i wish that i was on PS or PC

[craggy girder]

u might as well do it with 2-3 players
it wont affect ur cut

[bitter python]

Times is money as they say

[craggy girder]

yeah

[wintry heron]

Is there HSW in gta online pc?
What is the fastest car in gta online pc?

[tawny aurora]

.

yo when do i get access to the rest like cayo heist here

it keep telling to come here😑

[hoary dome]

It’s the same payout, but easier with more people

[hoary dome]

It doesn’t matter cos even if they die or quit the payout is the same for you

[thin dagger]

Guys

Will they keep making dlc's for last gen?

Because most of us are still on PS4/Xbox One

[static iris]

Yea

[mild tusk]

wym can u send a pic

[mild tusk]

yes it’s probably going to stop in later years so around 6 years. By then we’ll most likely have the new gen

maybe even longer i’m just estimating

[restive smelt]

Is gta social club running?? Mine is having technical difficulties

[snow wedge]

Mine is working fine

[glossy compass]

Hi

[craggy girder]

yeah we still prob have 2 yrs

[glossy compass]

I need help getting money

I just bought a forgerie but is kinda slow

[mighty barn]

My casino partner only bagged $132k

[hoary dome]

They will soon, I mean you guys don’t even have hao yet

[hoary dome]

Hahaha

[hoary dome]

Why would you buy this lmao

[glossy compass]

Because i only had 650 k

[mighty barn]

wtf am I even supposed to with that shit

[glossy compass]

And it looked cool

[boreal tulip]

Restart

[hoary dome]

It’s prob the worst business you can get

[glossy compass]

Well i didnt know that

[hoary dome]

F for you

[glossy compass]

Wow, so i just have to wait for it to work

And actually give me money

Or just grind

[boreal tulip]

Bruh there's no speed difference between PC and console and #871616746862305330

[hoary dome]

Go on call for autoshop jobs

[hoary dome]

See you are giving false info again

[glossy compass]

Ok

[hoary dome]

The hao upgraded cars are faster

You can’t get hao on pc so console hao cars are faster

Bad @boreal tulip

[glossy compass]

What level are you guys at?

[boreal tulip]

Bro it's literally not false info, I wasn't talking about expanded and enhanced

You over here tryna frame me for bad info @hoary dome

No way lmao

[hoary dome]

Hao cars hit over 150mph

[boreal tulip]

Did you even read my messages

[boreal tulip]

_ _

[hoary dome]

They are too fast for stunt races, always go over the track on the jumper

[boreal tulip]

Just go a bit up and you will see omfg

[hoary dome]

Then say old ancient gen, you said console

Console means all consoles

[boreal tulip]

I'm level 290 something

[hoary dome]

521

[glossy compass]

Im level 43😭😭😭

[hoary dome]

With 2.4 kd

On ps 210 with 3.8 kd

Very important stat

[boreal tulip]

Of course you care about your KD

Useless

[latent pelican]

eh

[boreal tulip]

What?

[latent pelican]

I only hate people who are in godmode or ewo

[hoary dome]

Hello bear

Yes we all do

[latent pelican]

hey griefer

other then that I don't really care

[boreal tulip]

Bro why are you friends with this guy

Literally a toxic griefer

[hoary dome]

Because I don’t give out false info like you

I help the tgg community

[boreal tulip]

Mans blind

Didn't even read my message

[boreal tulip]

_ _

[boreal tulip]

By destroying others' cargo? No way lmao

I actually help unlike you

[glossy compass]

I have a great tip for you

[hoary dome]

I haven’t destroyed anyones sales In this server, only helped them sell

[glossy compass]

Guys

[boreal tulip]

I've guided people over 200 times to LFG channels while you just say I'm "xp farming" because you mad as shit

[hoary dome]

That is xp farming

[boreal tulip]

Lmao

Here we go again

[hoary dome]

Helping the tgg community is actually gaming with them

[latent pelican]

I mean I don’t go after cargo but I PvP

[boreal tulip]

Well I have gamed with people as well LMAO

[latent pelican]

Grinding gets dry af after a while

[hoary dome]

Oh defo

Autoshop are sick tho

[boreal tulip]

For example, gave someone 45% on Cayo Perico when he didn't even help with preps

[glossy compass]

I need a gta partner

[boreal tulip]

And answering their questions. And giving them tips

[glossy compass]

Ive been ridin solo this entire time

[hoary dome]

I might bring back my contest

[glossy compass]

Iplay heists w/ randoms😭

[hoary dome]

I haven’t done it in a while you’ll like it @boreal tulip it was very good

[craggy girder]

wtf is a hao car?

[boreal tulip]

You can use LFG channels to find potential players to play with

[boreal tulip]

It's a next gen thing

Hao's special works

[hoary dome]

If they clipped 3 different sales getting destroyed and sent them, I’d give them 2.4 mill

It birthed a whole new generation of destroyers

[boreal tulip]

I wouldn't enter a griefing contest even if I would get 10 million for winning

Good luck having people enter your goofy ahh contest 💀

[hoary dome]

I paid out a lot

And they had fun doing it

It was a win win

[deep steppe]

@boreal tulip what do you play on

[boreal tulip]

Ok have fun wasting your money on shark cards I guess

[hoary dome]

Low levels getting high levels in their armoured kurumas

Was some good clips I’ll see if I can find them

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/notmyproblem-problem-nothanks-nope-haha-gif-12467271

[hoary dome]

I have panther

There’s no need for shark cards lmaoo

[boreal tulip]

Check my roles

I play on PC

[cursive stag]

Man i really wanna buy modded cars from the ls car meet but no player in a session has it

:')

[hoary dome]

Xp farming

You could’ve just said pc

[boreal tulip]

Here we go again

[hoary dome]

Hahaha

[deep steppe]

I’ve been grinding Cayo all day and got over 20,000,000

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

"xp farming"

[boreal tulip]

Bro you're not so bright are you?? I said "check my roles" to help them understand that you can check peoples' roles for their platform

You really are that stupid

[hoary dome]

What’s your primary?

[boreal tulip]

Nice

[deep steppe]

For what

[boreal tulip]

Are you stupid 💀

He didn't just do one cayo perico

[hoary dome]

Cayo

[deep steppe]

What do you mean primary l

[hoary dome]

There’s no way you made 20 mill then

[static shuttle]

....

[boreal tulip]

Primary target, but he's not so bright because you did multiple heists

[boreal tulip]

Bro you're literally so dumb