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vapid ibex
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sub is a pain with the aimbot mercs lol

vestal elm
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Oh I use kosatka entry point

vapid ibex
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who typically shoot you through walls

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you can still drive to the drainage tunnel

boreal tulip
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They should let us customize Pegasus vehicles, or just turn every Pegasus vehicle into a normal one

boreal tulip
vapid ibex
boreal tulip
pliant umbra
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...

boreal tulip
vapid ibex
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longfin prep is like..... get the f**k outta my way bitches

mossy hearth
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we hello folks

vapid ibex
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hi

mossy hearth
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whats everyone's thoughts on the suppressor 1

toxic crystal
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what does buying penthouse in casino give you access to

vapid ibex
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My thoughts go through the front of my skull most times when I attempt a landing with it lol

mossy hearth
vapid ibex
mossy hearth
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I just did the impossible

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I did a crate drop-off in a full lobby

vapid ibex
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nice

spring stump
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i currently own 2

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possibly looking at a third

rugged ledge
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hi

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im getting this error timed out loading player data

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any help

toxic crystal
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does filling a garage with armored karumas and selling them actually work

vapid ibex
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no

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free cars when bought will be worth zero when sold

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if you upgrade them you just get back a percentage of the upgrades

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I tried that when the quad bikes were free lol

toxic crystal
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oh i’ve seen like 50 people trying that and wondered if they are onto something

rugged ledge
vapid ibex
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not unless rockstar forgot something this time

vapid ibex
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Although could be a maintenance / server down

rugged ledge
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i tried

vapid ibex
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time to find a different game to play until it's fixed

rugged ledge
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lol ok

jaunty fiber
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Hey guys

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Sup

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@final forge

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@final forge

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Wanna see my Hentai collection

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@stuck frost

onyx idol
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RIP

final forge
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Hm

onyx idol
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💀

jaunty fiber
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Hey

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WhTs up

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Have u seen my YT

final forge
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Do you want to be banned

vapid ibex
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ah another apache

jaunty fiber
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Hmmm

jaunty fiber
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New acc

jaunty fiber
balmy plank
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Anybody tryna help me get money?

runic talon
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Hello apache lol

jaunty fiber
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Have u heard of me

final forge
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So you recording right now?

loud knot
final forge
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If not you should

jaunty fiber
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No point banning

jaunty fiber
runic talon
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Yes I’m the ShadowGaming guy that was having a convo with u in a thread on ur YT vid

final forge
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So people can see how idiotic you really are

jaunty fiber
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And pin the link

final forge
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Stop making alts

jaunty fiber
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Bozo

jaunty fiber
fallow muralBOT
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dynoSuccess Apache is 1-0 on Nitrix#2940 was banned | Get a life that's why

final forge
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dude is just the worse type of person

runic talon
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lol

vapid ibex
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suggestion, do not interact with him at all

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I've dealt with people like that as a game admin elsewhere. They get off on the attention

final forge
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eh its amusing to me

vapid ibex
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love that ban reason btw

final forge
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lol thanks

balmy plank
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Any tips on how to get more money?

final forge
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Don't spend it on cars

balmy plank
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👍🏾

winged sentinel
balmy plank
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Thanks

latent pelican
latent pelican
winged sentinel
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at least on pc

loud knot
final forge
winged sentinel
wintry heron
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Which business should I buy. I have the bunker and evrythung bought

winged sentinel
final forge
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hmm, id say buy cocaine next

wintry heron
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Alr bet thank you

final forge
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then meth

wintry heron
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Cocaine it is

final forge
winged sentinel
wintry heron
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How much does it pay for a full stock?

final forge
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oof that i dont remember

winged sentinel
runic talon
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Full Coke: $525K - $75K times 3 = $300K

final forge
clever citrus
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is starling the fastest plane?

latent pelican
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It’s a glitch that’s why it’s not good to exploit

winged sentinel
latent pelican
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Wtf I just got orbed 3 times in the past 15 minutes

winged sentinel
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or go play something else for 30 min

wintry heron
latent pelican
final forge
wintry heron
toxic crystal
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anybody here know if dead by daylight is any fun or not

loud knot
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Gnn

cloud geyser
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What are some fun things to do asides from heist and grief

scarlet badger
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payphone contracts

cloud geyser
scarlet badger
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franklin missions from the agency

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most of the missions from all the randos in your phone are fun once

cloud geyser
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Oh ok

boreal copper
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Every week double money modes

cloud geyser
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Ok

scarlet badger
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street and pursuit races with friends

cloud geyser
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Friends???

scarlet badger
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use the LFG channels

cloud geyser
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Nah but actually none of my friends have gta

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Oh ok

scarlet badger
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lfg-other

cloud geyser
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Thanks

south ibex
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are explosive rounds even good and how do you unlock them

olive ermine
olive ermine
south ibex
south ibex
scarlet badger
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own a bunker, set it to do research

olive ermine
# south ibex how

go to ur bunker and get the supply then make ur people to do reaserch

scarlet badger
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pay for supplies

olive ermine
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yea 75k i think

scarlet badger
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or steal if you're broke

south ibex
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ew public servers

scarlet badger
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xbox, no risks

olive ermine
leaden leaf
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Is longfin mission easier with moc hauler?

olive ermine
leaden leaf
olive ermine
olive ermine
leaden leaf
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Just wanted to try a new approach

stuck wedge
scarlet badger
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easy with the moc hauler or the phantom wedge

olive ermine
leaden leaf
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I will use krieger KEKW

scarlet badger
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good luck

leaden leaf
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I don't think truck will make any difference

scarlet badger
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more armor and the wedge moves the cops for you

olive ermine
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i mean the phantom can lauch cars

scarlet badger
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into space

leaden leaf
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Hauler also does that

stuck wedge
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Also it's way faster than the normal ones

stuck wedge
olive ermine
scarlet badger
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hauler is flat front

leaden leaf
hasty geyser
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Yo, is anyone down to be a grabber? With 15 percent

olive ermine
scarlet badger
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the mission provides free trucks, they are not as good as the ones you can bring

hasty geyser
stuck wedge
olive ermine
stuck wedge
hasty geyser
olive ermine
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KEKW yea mostly b2b

hasty geyser
olive ermine
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patient

stuck wedge
scarlet badger
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no cooldown

olive ermine
hasty geyser
stuck wedge
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I was referring to people who do b2b

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I can do 10 a day solo fym

olive ermine
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b2b people lazy

hasty geyser
olive ermine
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KEKW yea

latent pelican
latent pelican
south ibex
slate olive
slate olive
scarlet badger
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might not

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i always take the phantom

stuck wedge
south ibex
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doesn’t work anymore

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boo rockstar for not letting us have fun without griefers

latent pelican
stuck wedge
runic talon
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Yeah it’s fun to fight them but the second any cheesy stuff like godmode comes out then -> find new session lol

stuck wedge
runic talon
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Hell yea lol as long as it isn’t godmode off the radar or lazer

undone stirrup
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BRUHH it said 100k has been deposited into my account for playing this week and it didn't even give me the money

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This is the second time the game didn't give me money for smthing that it said it did

south ibex
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what guns do work with explosive ammo mk2

undone stirrup
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Rockstar more like scamstar

shell carbon
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Imagine if they gave free deluxo

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Literally every low level be like:

south ibex
stuck wedge
minor radish
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How do you guys get explosive ammo? is it a mod?

runic star
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Bunker research

stuck wedge
magic geyser
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Giggity Giggity Crabity Giggity

feral orbit
magic geyser
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What

icy ingot
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Hello

feral orbit
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that is weird

feral orbit
icy ingot
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What do we talk about here

feral orbit
icy ingot
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Okay

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I’m best pilot on gta in chat

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Now what

feral orbit
icy ingot
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Yes

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It’s you or me bro

feral orbit
icy ingot
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I vote myself

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I’m the amogus

feral orbit
static shuttle
magic geyser
feral orbit
magic geyser
magic geyser
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I wish I still had the clip

icy ingot
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For my dogfighting in a lazer

feral orbit
icy ingot
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The one where he just scrolled through the top Reddit post

magic geyser
icy ingot
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Tgg doesn’t allowed links to his own videos

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Sad

static shuttle
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how unfortunate

icy ingot
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Either way, that link had my clip in his video

short lake
magic geyser
short lake
magic geyser
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I can see the title now 😂

near shore
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Any one on ps4 tryna do cayo?

magic geyser
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I on PSP trying to play Cayo sorry

feral orbit
near shore
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Ok

feral orbit
magic geyser
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Sorry that's just another entry

feral orbit
feral orbit
magic geyser
feral orbit
magic geyser
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I have the infinity gauntlet PE_PandaThanos

south ibex
opal girder
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Hello

feral orbit
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welcome to the server

opal girder
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Thanks

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Can you tell me how to get to the main chat

feral orbit
opal girder
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Oh OK thanks bro

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I need some help

opal girder
tough spoke
opal girder
tough spoke
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If u have access to it otherwise randoms

opal girder
tough spoke
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L - ooking
F - or
G - roup

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Channels

opal girder
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Oh yeah u see that

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I have access

tough spoke
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Ye

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Try there otherwise out of luck

opal girder
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Ok I will

tough spoke
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Or ask someone else elsewhere

opal girder
tough spoke
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Probably can't

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You on E & E? Gta

opal girder
tough spoke
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Can u get hsw upgrades or gta+?

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Not buy em

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But options

opal girder
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I bought it

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From the store

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The disc

tough spoke
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Idk if e&e is on disk

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So I can't help

opal girder
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So u have gta e&e

stuck wedge
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Pump and heavy sniper

south ibex
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yeah no

stuck wedge
south ibex
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heavy sniper is ok-good but pump shotgun is kinda bad

stuck wedge
opal girder
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Hi am new here i need someone to help me with taking down the fleece franchise.

stuck wedge
opal girder
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It's my first time doing it

south ibex
winged sentinel
stuck wedge
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We talking free roam my guy

winged sentinel
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explosive sniper

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the 30 rd drum shotgun

south ibex
stuck wedge
stuck wedge
winged sentinel
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max is 60 rd

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extended mag I think

stuck wedge
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No it's a hundred I ain't talking mk 2

winged sentinel
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Oh

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ok

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yeah then it's 100

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with the drum

stuck wedge
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Got that thing kitted out I only prefer it cuz it feels like more accurate with range sometimes

icy ingot
stuck wedge
icy ingot
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Bro is using noobs as a standpoint

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Smh bro

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Try to shoot a good pilot when he directly above you and can’t even aim that high

latent pelican
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Bruhhh

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Knife plus BST is op

wet tiger
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What's the difference between standard & standard fps 2

hoary dome
icy ingot
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I already have enough skill bro

hoary dome
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Dogfighting does I’ll defo give you that

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But jet griefers are worst

icy ingot
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I literally am a dogfighter

silent fog
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Guys its been 3 days and my gta says server down and need internet tho i already connected to both wifi and ethternet. Can someone help me?

woven drumBOT
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greentickhollow idkmynamexD#8448 was muted. | Pinging Tgg

latent pelican
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F

hoary dome
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Looool

south ibex
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hydra or lazer for under bridge and other stunts?

latent pelican
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Lazer

buoyant smelt
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lazer

south ibex
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and for actually fighting?

latent pelican
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Lazer

south ibex
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I find it easier to steal one from fort zancudo if you’re willing to spend 2M+ for a hangar there

latent pelican
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Yes

south ibex
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problem is that they don’t always spawn and you get a 2 star wanted level

latent pelican
south ibex
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does the army go after you if you steal one?

latent pelican
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Ummmm

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Sorta

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But if you don’t have a hangar there you’ll get shot down if you’re not careful

south ibex
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and that’s why I’m buying a hangar there

steep drift
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what’s the best business to grind money (no heists)

lost siren
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Hey can anyone help me…. I need to know that can i buy ps plus from wallet?

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I have wallet top up gift card….

scarlet badger
icy ingot
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You gotta know how to stay below their radar like good pilot

latent pelican
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It’s still worth it to buy a hanger there

south ibex
icy ingot
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No they see

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Stay low bro

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Gah damn

hoary dome
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Prize ride challenge done ✅

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Gib me turismo classic

south ibex
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wario gets shot down by a military jet and fucking dies

scarlet badger
rapid rover
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naw fuck the hangar i'm buying a lazer 💀💀

rocky timber
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Guys I wrote "I'll marry an" and my keyboard suggested the next word "alt" 🗿💀

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I'll marry an alt

latent pelican
south ibex
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which zancudo hangar out of the 3

glass perch
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middle one

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but it doesnt really mattet

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matter*

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if you dont have much money buy the cheapest out of the three

south ibex
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I’m tryna keep a budget of 10m so ima go with the cheapest one

glass perch
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alr

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but dont buy a hanger down on the map

boreal tulip
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Even with all upgrades none of them do

lusty basin
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Hey bozoz

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@stuck frost

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@final forge

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@old bloomrock

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Bozo

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Don’t ban me

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Grinders ate shit

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They are trash

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Lzzzzz

south ibex
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what are the restrictions of fort zancudo once you buy a hangar?

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Ik you can’t steal a vehicle or kill anyone

boreal tulip
# south ibex and for actually fighting?

Depends which one you prefer, Hydra is faster, has VTOL, can be spawned on helipads from Pegasus but Lazer is more agile and the cannon has a little bit more range

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They're both good in their own ways

lusty basin
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@final forge

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@final forge

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@final forge

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@final forge trash ass noob go eat shit noob lzzz cry lzzzz bozo cry Lzzzz

lusty basin
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@gentle crane

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@big

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@wild bloom

compact plinth
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guys, tgg always says one bike best for beginerrs and it is fast right?
what is the name??

rocky timber
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I feel bad for u guys

rocky timber
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It's bati 801

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It's cheap but a very good bike

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Not the best

boreal tulip
boreal tulip
rocky timber
compact plinth
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oh ok, it is in legendary motorsport right?

boreal tulip
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It's in Southern San Andreas Super Autos

compact plinth
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oh, okkkk

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thnx for the info

rocky timber
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Southern San Andreas super autos

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Damn long name

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Ssasa

rocky timber
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Some banned guy in this server probably

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Or some new guy whose parents didn't pay attention to him

tame jetty
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Can I broow someone oppressor for a job?

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im only level 20

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headhunter is annoying

rocky timber
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Broow 💀

rocky timber
tame jetty
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how much is it?

boreal tulip
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Because of the "broow" earlier

tame jetty
boreal tulip
tame jetty
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oh

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where do i find it?

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what website

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in gta

stuck wedge
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You can use it temporarily for like 25k I'm pretty sure

boreal tulip
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Yeah but then the headhunter pays you nothing 💀

stuck wedge
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Warstock for permanent ownership

boreal tulip
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25k to do a 21k mission

tame jetty
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idk whats a faster way to make money tho

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cuz im level 20

boreal tulip
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Yeah but if you request buzzard then there's no profit

boreal tulip
tame jetty
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oh

tame jetty
boreal tulip
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You can try lfg-cayo-ps

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I'm sure at some point someone will want to have you as a 15 % other player

tame jetty
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Everyone says in there "b2b"

boreal tulip
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Yeah almost nobody in this server seems to do the heist the legit way lol

tame jetty
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lmaoo

boreal tulip
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I am one of the rare players who do it legit

tame jetty
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rockstar makes it so hard for new players just so we can buy sharkcards

boreal tulip
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It's not actually that hard imo

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If you have premium edition then it at least makes it pretty nice to start as a new player

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Since you can get a free chopper, car and bike with it

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  • a free office & MC business
tame jetty
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oh

lusty basin
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Cry

south ibex
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these assassinations be worth it

lusty basin
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Bozo grinders

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Bitch

tame jetty
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me?

lusty basin
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@final forge

boreal tulip
south ibex
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yeah

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it’s worth having to listen to a phone call that feels like 3 hours

boreal tulip
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Just skip it

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After the first time doing it

south ibex
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How

boreal tulip
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Idk I'm on PC

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But I can at least skip it

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By pressing space or left click IIRC

tame jetty
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Bro Why you sending me porn? in my dms?

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im not a grinder just want to make money fast

lusty basin
tame jetty
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wtf

tame jetty
tame jetty
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What?

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I only have 1 million.

lusty basin
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Want a cream pie?

lone zodiac
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Hello!

tame jetty
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I dont have 1 billion or something like that.

tame jetty
boreal tulip
lone zodiac
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I'm quite new to gta and i need players for the prison break heist, anyone wanna help?

boreal tulip
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lfg-apartment-heist-ps

ornate viper
ornate viper
lusty basin
ornate viper
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what?

lusty basin
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This is like my 50th account here

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Nothing new

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I raid every day

ornate viper
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idc

lusty basin
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Get banned all the time

lone zodiac
lone zodiac
lusty basin
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You eat ghilloemasters poop. You smear the poop on ur face and you eat the rest and let ghillie cum in yo ass

fallow muralBOT
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dynoSuccess IllI-X-FearmyApache117Keks-Ill#8238 was banned | No reason given.

ornate viper
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lol

patent pelican
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hi guys
help me i don't know i hv been doing intel a lot of time but i always got teqiula? is it a glitch or just my luck?

ornate viper
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its not a glitch and its not luck

patent pelican
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then

south ibex
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where the goddamn safe code for a asset recovery?

ornate viper
# patent pelican then

you can do gather intel as many times as you want, but if you dont restart the heist you will get the same primary target each time

patent pelican
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wdym by restart the heist?

ornate viper
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so you need to call pavel and cancel the heist, then do gather intel another time and u have a different primary target

patent pelican
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I did one heist and it all reset and saying to gatherintel again but it giver me same target

ornate viper
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then its your luck, but if you do gather intel without completing or restarting the heist, you will get the same primary target.

patent pelican
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ohk

boreal tulip
ornate viper
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hee hee hee ha

ornate viper
wintry heron
upbeat sequoia
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Can't get enough of them

ornate viper
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fr

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he even said he'll just make a new acc

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fucker

wintry heron
ornate viper
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ong

wintry heron
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Any tips for Doing Cayo Perico Heist?

tiny parrot
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Guys cant i take more then 500 bullets bc my stats resetted?

tiny parrot
wintry heron
tiny parrot
wintry heron
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solo

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i like it solo so no distubance unless i know someone

tiny parrot
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Kostaka aproach the 2nd you have to do the last 3 and weapons is the militairy weapon i 4got the name of it

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Dont know the rest theyre a waste of time

wintry heron
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wait

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will people Join if i Give 55%?

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50%*

ornate viper
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yes

tiny parrot
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Do it solo

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Is better

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Solo you dont worry about the other guy pulling the alarm and you get more money @wintry heron

wintry heron
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true

tiny parrot
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Unless his guiding you if he didnt do preps with you give him max 30

ornate viper
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no, without preps max 25, with preps max 45

wintry heron
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lol

torn mist
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Siu

tiny parrot
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You want someone to help you?@wintry heron

wintry heron
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nah im fine

tiny parrot
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Guys does anybody one i just switched characters and my stays resetted and i cant take more then 500 bullets is it from my stats?

wintry heron
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prolly

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i mean if ur lvl

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if ur lvl 100 then ur pretty gud unless if ur lvl 1

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theres a stat hp btw

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it increases every 10th lvl

tiny parrot
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My main is 205 my second that im pkaying ib rn is 120

tiny parrot
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Whats the best way to get it up actullay like the fastest way

south ibex
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level 69 now, go ahead and make jokes

wintry heron
ornate viper
wintry heron
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go to shooting range maybe

ornate viper
ornate viper
wintry heron
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gotta hate my bunkers

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they take like 2k per 3hrs

ornate viper
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the only reason i have it is for the mk2 ammo

wintry heron
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cap

supple fractal
ornate viper
wintry heron
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the thing i like about GTAV is that when full moon the sea is calm and then its half moon theres a bit more intensity

ornate viper
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actually?

wintry heron
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yeah

ornate viper
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wow

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never noticed

wintry heron
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i mean after using the kosatka i recently noticed

south ibex
wintry heron
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God i hope he fucking TRIPS Three TIMES A ROW

obtuse shoal
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Hey anyone wanna do some missions etc I am new to gta5 online well played for bit just after casino heist came so I am Aussie looking to play meet other Aussies and even start mc up or join 1 I'm very active I don't mod lol and never ask questions how how I get or do cause I will lie to u lol

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Just stoner that wanna make friends make money I also rp on five m ages ago before I was banned due to making to much and people loved me so I raid cops and stuff so they got me banned

wintry heron
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shiz... you making a essay?

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but ill pass

median tendon
hollow badger
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100 of any exercise

tiny parrot
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is there a faster way to get armor then to buy from ammunation shop or agency?

supple fractal
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no

boreal tulip
wintry heron
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what’s the point on having money in ur bank?

boreal tulip
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Muggers and dying

wintry heron
#

oh

boreal tulip
#

When you die you lose $500 in cash so if you die 100 times without putting your money in the bank that's $50k already down the drain

wintry heron
#

cuz i got 5mill on cash and i was thinking if i should deposit it into my back

boreal tulip
#

And muggers can steal up to $10k from you

wintry heron
#

just by killing me?

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damn

open hornet
#

well no

#

people call lamar to get a mugger to rob you

boreal tulip
wintry heron
#

oooh

boreal tulip
#

And it's up to $10k I just checked

south ibex
#

but you can just kill the mugger of your quick

wintry heron
#

so once i deposit it into my bank i can’t get mugged or loose any money in anyway?

open hornet
#

yes

boreal tulip
wintry heron
#

is there a way to skip cutscenes in gta online

boreal tulip
wintry heron
#

yea ik

boreal tulip
#

But the daily expenses can be bypassed by turning your money into chips

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Kinda like money laundering but in GTA hmm_good

south ibex
#

federal check and tax fraud darkhehe

wintry heron
boreal tulip
south ibex
high tundra
#

and some u can only skip if u are host

wintry heron
boreal tulip
#

l Rubio gives free money to people

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True

south ibex
#

so I just completed one of the 3 dr Dre music stuff and it was pretty easy

boreal tulip
#

Ok

south ibex
#

(it was the triads one, and sometimes they can be such bitches to kill)

#

are they all on the same difficulty or different difficulties for each one?

high tundra
#

ded chat xd

boreal tulip
#

I mean you can play them in easy, normal or hard mode I think

boreal tulip
high tundra
#

2022-06 Cumulative Update for .NET Framework 3.5 and 4.8 for Windows 10 Version 21H2 for x64 (KB5013887)

runic jackal
#

Any tips for Cayo Runs with 3?

marble geyser
#

soow

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loot the entire compound except for cash, then fill everything else up with coke

south ibex
marble geyser
#

gold>painting>coke>weed>cash

runic jackal
#

So we need to scope everything out?

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Alright

inland hazel
#

which repo mission gives the most money

sudden cosmos
#

Dous anyone know how i can let my rp reset ? As a wile ago my rp got buffed by a modder and im stil to new to be this high of rank in my opinion

inland hazel
runic jackal
#

Anything else? I guess we will enter the compound with the under water gate

wintry heron
south ibex
#

wish a modder buffed my rank

inland hazel
sudden cosmos
#

I get sometimes crapy messages in team play as i suck at multiple parts like shooting missions

obtuse shoal
#

Looking for people to do theists with send me dm I have mic

ornate viper
sudden cosmos
#

And as lvl 400+ people expect me to be good

wintry heron
ornate viper
sudden cosmos
#

I was only like 70 when i got buffed

ornate viper
#

what do u unlock with lvl 100?

sudden cosmos
#

But i think around 120+ now

south ibex
#

how do you tell the difference between coke and weed

ornate viper
#

coke is white, weed is green

wintry heron
sudden cosmos
#

But i play mainly in solo worlds becous i want to learn the game more before going multiplayer again

ornate viper
spring stump
#

hello chat

south ibex
ornate viper
#

Welcome to MMI, how can I help?

sudden cosmos
ornate viper
#

We can fix that.

sudden cosmos
#

Also coke is more sqaired and weet rounded edges

ornate viper
#

@thorny holly ily

spring stump
#

i wonder how MMI’s office is like

ornate viper
spring stump
#

“hey, i got blown up by a flying bike who happens to be a modder. he just destroyed my cargo, so killed him, and now he keeps spawn killing me and i need my vehicles back!”

MMI: i think we can handle that…

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MMI doing gods work

ornate viper
#

I think we can handle that.

spring stump
#

kek

south ibex
#

aye it’s our gta online contacts

ornate viper
#

Hello companion.

#

The big three is back.

spring stump
south ibex
#

wait

#

where’s los santos customs

spring stump
#

We trust you’ll be very happy, sir/madam!

spring stump
ornate viper
#

Wait that KJD.

#

I say we need someone for every contact, propertie.

south ibex
#

and where’s LJT, downtown cab co, and 911?

sudden cosmos
#

In cajo perico is there a loot value difrence between hard and normal?

ornate viper
spring stump
ornate viper
ornate viper
south ibex
#

what other contacts need to be here

spring stump
#

err..

ornate viper
#

Tony, Gerald, Lester

spring stump
#

Trevor Philips Industries?

#

where the fuck are they

ornate viper
#

It's better if English Dave will never be here.

spring stump
#

oh god

#

english dave..

south ibex
#

first of all where the fuck is LS customs for the last time?

spring stump
#

he’s just as bad if not worse than LJT

south ibex
#

which level of slacking?

level 1? 2? 3? 4? or 5?

spring stump
#

5

south ibex
#

so he’s fucking some random hookah he found in paleto bay?

#

also I don’t get why English Dave is calling me, I don’t even listen to keinemusik

sudden cosmos
south ibex
#

and lastly, where the fuck is franklin

ornate viper
#

I found a list, we need:
Agent 14
Assistant
Auto Shop Staff (Samantha and KJD)
Benny
Bryony
Cheetah (Stripper)
Chop
Franklin
Lester
Lamar
Dr. Dre
Maude
English Dave (Scrap him actually)
Fort Zancudo Colonel
Gerald
Garage Mechanic
Hao
Paige
Avon
Ron
Juan
Joyrider
Lil' Dee

south ibex
#

yeah where’s Benny?

ornate viper
#

Los Santos Custom Mechanics
Martin Madrazo
Malc
Miguel Madrazo
Moodymann
Pavel
El Rubio

marble geyser
#

i love english dave he's a real geezer

south ibex
#

yeah we need pavel

ornate viper
south ibex
#

I feel special when he calls me “kapitan”

ornate viper
#

"Goodbye."
"Hello."

marble geyser
#

well i am british

#

i have to like him

ornate viper
#

That really couldn't matter me less.

wintry heron
#

@ornate viper Suck your mum

ornate viper
#

She's dead.

wintry heron
#

You can still suck her

south ibex
#

I’d be trying to have a crap then English Dave calls me then ruins the session

ornate viper
#

Oh.

south ibex
#

very sad.

wintry heron
#

Use a bendy straw

ornate viper
boreal tulip
wintry heron
#

Plastic ones are too hard to get now

ornate viper
south ibex
#

what car? A rustbucket?

boreal tulip
#

for nightclub?

ornate viper
boreal tulip
#

wait what I didn't even talk to you

ornate viper
#

lmao

boreal tulip
#

I said to merryweather

marble geyser
#

welcome to the internet where everyone talks and no one cares 😉

boreal tulip
#

bruh I just specified that I was talkin to merryweather

sudden cosmos
#

What is best ways to learn to become more skilled in schooting and like multiplayer aspects exept 1vs1 as i dont like pvp much

south ibex
#

somebody get LS customs on the phone now

steep wyvern
#

lol

wintry heron
#

ROSKAT ROSKIIN @steep wyvern

steep wyvern
#

yeah

#

100%

ornate viper
#

@steep wyvern
You want to be Pavel or LS Customs?

steep wyvern
ornate viper
#

Yes.

marble geyser
south ibex
#

@ornate viper what are you going to do when someone registers as English Dave?

boreal tulip
sudden cosmos
#

I been doing cajo perico alot as its alot of difrent becouse of the prep and been doing the headshot practice in el rubios compound but atm i dont feel like learning alot

boreal tulip
#

cajo perico, pronounciation: "caho perico"

ornate viper
#

lol

marble geyser
open hornet
#

thre is a modder who tp everyone to cayo in my session

ornate viper
open hornet
#

on my last cayo prep

supple fractal
#

pc moment

ornate viper
#

Ong

sudden cosmos
south ibex
#

Merryweather - because security’s a private matter - what can I do for you?

ornate viper
#

Mercanaries.

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Is that how u spell it?

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lkjhbvcg bnm,l;kojihugyfdxz\

marble geyser
#

Mercenaries every time

south ibex
#

mercenaries will be with you right now, enjoy

#

hey, I’ll give you a quarter if you call in a airstrike to English Dave’s house, what do you say?

ornate viper
#

I would do it for free, except I don't have an aistrike.

mint latch
#

How can i get session with no griefers

ornate viper
#

Public solo session.

south ibex
mint latch
#

Plz any discord servers which offers safe sessions

ornate viper
mint latch
#

How can i get public solo sessions

south ibex
#

$8,000 plus tax

mint latch
south ibex
#

do you want your airstrike or not

sudden cosmos
ornate viper
south ibex
#

if you don’t order something it’ll go to the next highest bidder.

boreal tulip
south ibex
ornate viper
mint latch
#

btw what is the next gta dlc cuz gta 6 will years

median tendon
ornate viper
#

💣

#

🧨

#

💀

viral tapir
#

Whats going on over here

ornate viper
#

Nothing much.

south ibex
#

seems like we have once again another happy customer 🙂

ornate viper
south ibex
#

next call is 10% off

ornate viper
#

Yes, hello, I'd like you to assasinate @haughty oak.

south ibex
#

okay where is he

sudden cosmos
ornate viper
median tendon
#

Why both of you are doing this

supple fractal
#

why not

ornate viper
median tendon
south ibex
#

why so many locations

toxic crystal
#

idk how that business would work

median tendon
ornate viper
south ibex
#

give me some gas money then I’ll go

supple fractal
toxic crystal
ornate viper
#

How much?

ornate viper
median tendon
south ibex
#

I’ve found him

median tendon
south ibex
#

taking a poop in el rubios home

#

should we lock on or wait until he’s done

ornate viper
#

Lock on, just make sure El Rubio won't die.

south ibex
#

sir yes sir

#

beep beep beep, bpbpbpbpbpbpbp beeeeep

#

🧨

#

💥

ornate viper
#

Thank you sir.

south ibex
#

you’re welcome, call next time

#

waits for call

ornate viper
#

Doesn't need anything so doesn't call

south ibex
ornate viper
south ibex
#

answer the phone

ornate viper
#

beeboop beeboop
This is MMI, how can we help?

south ibex
#

my buzzard got blown up by a mk2, can you find it please

sinful cape
#

Ok so you’re in trouble and you need my help. No problem

ornate viper
#

We can handle that.

ornate viper
#

he's here

ornate viper
median tendon
#

Why you are not going in dms?

south ibex
ornate viper
#

Sir, be cooperative, we need our concentration.

#

doesnt find the buzzard

#

flys to elysian island

south ibex
#

everything is back to full price for you mister!

ornate viper
sinful cape
#

Can’t handle the heat my friend? Ok, leave it to creepy uncle Lester.

ornate viper
#

Fly's to casino.

south ibex
#

buys oppressor mk2

#

Lester ain’t getting a cent-

#

gets in buzzard and flies away

#

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

#

wth…?

#

oh my god- ahhhhh

#

💥💥

#

crash bang boom pow kaboom kapow nice cock

sinful cape
#

Hey, it's Lester. I don't listen to my messages, but I probably listen to yours. Do with that as you will

ornate viper
south ibex
#

okay…. who siphoned the gas out of my buzzard?

#

speak up or I’m doubling my prices to everyone including TGG.

ornate viper
#

We can handle that.

south ibex
#

must’ve been English Dave because I didn’t share my pencil with him back in the third grade

ornate viper
#

Yeah... He seems like a Josh.

south ibex
#

@ornate viper do your thing.

ornate viper
#

@south ibex We found gas on Cayo Perico, might take a look there.

south ibex
#

the reason why merryweather ceo died in buzzard crash heist

ornate viper
#

Lester, can you give this Merryweather guy good weather, Ikyk where Clifford is.

sinful cape
#

Hey, it's Lester. I don't listen to my messages, but I probably listen to yours. Do with that as you will

south ibex
#

shit, he’s on demo mode, switch him back.

sinful cape
#

I take it, this isn't a social call

south ibex
#

@ornate viper cocks gun switch him back now

sinful cape
#

LSPD gets called

south ibex
#

we cut a deal with the LSPD, that won’t work

sinful cape
#

hey merryweather how does it feel getting your equipment stolen all the time?

south ibex
#

we buy more because we make money from people buying our stock

#

so it doesn’t affect us in any way

sinful cape
#

but the sheer will of people grinding cayo wouldnt that overpower your stock???

south ibex
#

we can just phone rockstar and give them the ceo office location

sinful cape
#

ok

south ibex
#

merryweather is going out, don’t buy nothin or else you won’t get it

plush heron
#

when dose the sale on the special cargo ends?

idle timber
#

idk

median tendon
snow wadi
#

Can anyone please help me, I just made a new account in GTA online on xbox series s, but career builder doesn't show up, they just send me in game with a pistol nothing on me, please i need help?

#

if answer please ping me

idle timber
#

anyone wanna play w me?

languid shuttle
#

@ornate viper

#

Help

wintry heron
#

I just griefed someone hell yeah 😎

languid shuttle
#

Some1 is griefing my Krieger

languid shuttle
#

Wtf

wintry heron
languid shuttle
#

Ik but dont grief

#

Stop it

#

Get some help

wintry heron
#

I was driving around in a Kuramo with explosives and blowing my car up

wintry heron
wintry heron
languid shuttle
#

But thats Kuruma

#

Not ,,kUrAmO”!!!

languid shuttle
wintry heron
ornate viper
lusty bloom
#

Lol

languid shuttle
#

I need my Krieger, someone destroyed it. Return it to my Auto Shop Storage

#

Please

ornate viper
#

We can handle that.

languid shuttle
#

Thx^^

runic jackal
#

Amount of money when you collect 4 times gold in cayo?

ornate viper
#

335k

runic jackal
#

??? 4 times gold gets you 335k?

ornate viper
#

idk for sure, lemme check

dull mesa
#

3 stacks get 1mill

ornate viper
#

im stupid, 1 stack is 335k

runic jackal
#

332k per 1 so 1.2M

ornate viper
#

so 4 x 335= 1.2 mil + 140k = 1.34 million.

fresh pine
#

How can I get money quickly? I need to upgrade my cars with an auto shop but can’t afford

boreal tulip
#

Cayo Perico heist

spring stump
#

then uh

#

kaboom

spring stump
boreal tulip
#

Every weekly update starts & ends on Thursdays

spring stump
#

tbf

#

we haven’t seen ceo cargo 2x (or 3x, 4x etc) in a long ass time

#

i’m happy it’s come around because we all need a break from… cayo…

ornate viper
spring stump
#

yes

boreal tulip
#

But sometimes I do other businesses as well

ornate viper
#

any reason?

boreal tulip
#

You don't have the car customization upgrade

fresh pine
ornate viper
spring stump
#

go to foreclosure

boreal tulip
#

Upgrade it

spring stump
#

go to auto shop

boreal tulip
#

In Maze Bank

spring stump
#

and go to the customisation

#

it’ll be there

ornate viper
#

okay thx

boreal tulip
spring stump
boreal tulip
#

I thought you meant that you need to go inside the auto shop

spring stump
#

no

#

actually… where is FIB/IAA?

eternal yarrow
#

I’m starting a new account to do rags to riches if anyone is down to do it with me

boreal tulip
#

Funny how we can only use GIFs at level 30 but can use animated stickers at any level 🤔

boreal tulip
ornate viper
#

no

boreal tulip
#

Right next to Maze Bank tower

spring stump
wintry heron
#

Guys i need someone to help me in duplicate glitch DM your psn if ur down!