🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

Just get a nightshark and that's it

Ez

[hoary dome]

Agency cars are best

With jammer and armour

[latent pelican]

Also if you get hit with 1-2 MK2 missiles, your toreador may flip upside down

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[latent pelican]

Then you're done

[wintry heron]

That's why I dont use that or the stromberg

[short lake]

Till savage , hydra , lazer shows up also can minigun them easy

[latent pelican]

Depends honestly

[short lake]

They're so easy to kill with a minigun xd

[hoary dome]

Agency car with armour can survive a strafe

[wintry heron]

Well yeah

It's a minigun

💀

[latent pelican]

Yeah but the MK2 player would have to get off, which they wont do

[spring stump]

insert free aim

kek

[short lake]

Well they suck then can use mk2 nothing else puzzy's

[latent pelican]

It depends tbh

[short lake]

Wdym my English not that good xd

[latent pelican]

Yeah I think that's what were talking about

[short lake]

Ya but not for to long tho

[spring stump]

on a free aim lobby it’s a lot harder

if you’re auto aim

i mean

sure

ig

[latent pelican]

Probably on controller, bc I've tried, and its hard af to aim

[short lake]

Do we even have these on pc lobbys ?

I use mouse

[spring stump]

yeah. it’s really hard

[latent pelican]

Same

[spring stump]

but honestly it’s a lot more fun

because at least it’s not

hurr durr spam left trigger

that’s why i ended up not playing pvp auto aim lobbies any more

because of that very reason

lmao

[latent pelican]

Yeah

[spring stump]

not sure?

i think you do

[latent pelican]

All you gotta do is to aim at head level and it only takes 1 headshot and your opponent is gone

[short lake]

On mouse too ?

[spring stump]

well

unless you like spamming the aim button for perma auto lock

[short lake]

Doesn't need any auto aim or something

[tough spoke]

get aimbot then

[spring stump]

for pc i think there’s an option

[spring stump]

oh fuck off

[latent pelican]

If you plug in a controller, yes there is

[tough spoke]

Lol

[empty sorrel]

What do I do with cargo keep it or sell it please someone

[latent pelican]

I'm not sure about M&K

[empty sorrel]

And what upgrade

[short lake]

Mini gun bst kills ppl like with in a 1 sec something even when fired on body

[tough spoke]

sell?

[spring stump]

upgrade to large warehouse

[empty sorrel]

Wha

[short lake]

@tough spoke

[spring stump]

and sell it if it’s full

[spring stump]

go to ceo office

[empty sorrel]

Yeah

[spring stump]

go to special cargo

[tough spoke]

ye

[spring stump]

go to large

[empty sorrel]

Yeah

[spring stump]

choose one of them

[latent pelican]

Nah

[empty sorrel]

Ok

[wintry heron]

Hello

[tough spoke]

im poor rn, didnt do a heist in weeks

[latent pelican]

Get a small warehouse and sell when you have 9 crates

[short lake]

Bst user's dont need them anyways

[latent pelican]

Fr

[short lake]

Ye @latent pelican

[latent pelican]

Ikr its OP

[short lake]

Yessurr

[spring stump]

only counter would be MK I and helis

maybe jets if you’re good enough

[short lake]

Ppl using that lazer miniguns be like

[spring stump]

and just dive bomb

[hoary dome]

Make sure you use ghost org when selling

[short lake]

What's it's name i can't even remember it

Widowmaker?

[spring stump]

mk II if you’re upside down

[spring stump]

yes

[latent pelican]

No a Heli wouldn't stand a chance against a BST'ed minigun

[tough spoke]

or solo pub

[spring stump]

the “shoot me i’m here, dive bombers” minigun

[short lake]

Ya it will smoke in seconds

[spring stump]

fly above them, tilt it all the way back, punch it forward, essentially performing a dive bomb with rockets

[latent pelican]

My Savage does that a lot

[spring stump]

if you have bombs on stuff like akula or hunter

better

[tough spoke]

ye same

[latent pelican]

What heli are u talking about tho

[short lake]

Fpp mini can shot pretty high i don't think mk1 will also stand a chance until ur a pro at mk1 like joker 4 lyf

[spring stump]

just any heli

provided you’re good enough with it

any heli pilot should be able to do that trick

[spring stump]

that’s why you fly above them and shoot 90 degrees down

with the rocket

it’s a bit finicky but doable

[short lake]

FPP Mini can shoot pretty high in the sky again *

[latent pelican]

Tbh, it only takes a couple seconds of A continuous minigun firing at your heli before it goes down

[spring stump]

ik

it’s a bit stupid

lol

but if you can maintain speed and elevation

you can get away with it

just

but you won’t come out unscathed either

[latent pelican]

Still, most people I go against can take out my savage with their minigun or widowmaker after a couple of deaths

[short lake]

In open area like desert u can shot them from far without getting in minigun range but in city u have to go closer & fpp mini gun will shread it in no time

[latent pelican]

[spring stump]

i mean, if they are using bst, i’d just maintain elevation if anything

or just

back off

[short lake]

Savage is like paper man even cops shots at it , it starts smoking in no time xd

[spring stump]

wait for it to pass

[latent pelican]

Lmao fr

But most helis can't take much tbh

[tough spoke]

ye

[short lake]

Ya even buzzard can lmao

[spring stump]

it’s a bit annoying how minimal damage they can take

[tough spoke]

ye

[spring stump]

wish they’d buff it across the board

[latent pelican]

The buzzard has less health than the sparrow from what I've heard

[spring stump]

since i do main helis mostly

[short lake]

Buzzard can take more then sparrow if I'm ri8

[spring stump]

but have been abusing the MK I a lot as of late

[tough spoke]

mint ig

[latent pelican]

Fr

[short lake]

Joker 4 lyf ?

[spring stump]

yep

lol

[latent pelican]

The MK1 is hard af to get kills with for me

[spring stump]

but that won’t really prevent me from my admiration for helis though

[short lake]

I only bought my mk1 after seeing his vids man & it's really fun when u learn how to drive it

[spring stump]

trust me, i’ve gotten a fair few kills with it

[short lake]

If i haven't watched joker 4 lyf i don't think i would have ever bought mk1

Ngl

[spring stump]

on XB, it’s a lot harder

because we don’t have the free third person vehicle cam

that you lot have

but provided you can work around it

[short lake]

So u use like helis all the time in gta ?

[spring stump]

it’s gg

[latent pelican]

Isnt flying much easier on controller or am I wrong

[spring stump]

mostly helis, but more MK nowadays

[spring stump]

yes

but when it comes to the MK I

not so much

[latent pelican]

Yeah

[spring stump]

because of the third person camera

[latent pelican]

Ah ok

[spring stump]

tldr it’s fixed

so like, if you turn one way while flying to look, it’ll reposition back to centre

[blazing knot]

man I’d kiss ms Baker

[spring stump]

it’s annoying as hell

[blazing knot]

ngl

[latent pelican]

Bro tf

[spring stump]

but if you can work around it

[blazing knot]

don’t lie and say you wouldn’t

[spring stump]

it is deadly

[short lake]

I fly my mk1 with WASD, E,X & 8,5 on num pad so can't use mouse to look around xd when i learned it this way i didn't know we can use left side ctrl n shift instead of 8 n 5

[latent pelican]

Bruhhh

[short lake]

I also fly my mk2 like this lmao

[latent pelican]

Do you fly with mouse or the numpad

[short lake]

Numpad

[latent pelican]

I've tried using the numpad but it jsut doesn't feel natural for me lol

[short lake]

Didn't know about ctrl & shift can be used instead of numpad 8 n 5

[latent pelican]

[short lake]

So I'm used to flying by num pad now lmao

[latent pelican]

Lmao

[tough spoke]

what keyboard n mouse good for gta?

[latent pelican]

Any that works for u

[tough spoke]

k

[latent pelican]

Why, are you planning to get GTA on pc

[short lake]

[winged sentinel]

mod menus

[tough spoke]

eeeee

[winged sentinel]

also, why not?

pc master race

[latent pelican]

Ok?

[cosmic goblet]

Anyone need help on setups or missions Cayo included

[short lake]

U can find many ppl in #lfg channels who need ur help ngl

[supple fractal]

[supple fractal]

what specs u got

[cosmic goblet]

I just checked on #953408732019167302 and they sent me here but Yh I get you 🤣🤣

[tough spoke]

lol L

[wintry heron]

Is itali gto good car?

[short lake]

ya it is

[short lake]

xd

[wintry heron]

Thanks for answer

[tough spoke]

time to mod kreiger

[winged sentinel]

i7-10875h, rtx 2080 super, 32gb ram, 1 tb ssd

[supple fractal]

damn nice

laptop i see

[winged sentinel]

I have a 3080, but not at home for the next 2 weeks

[supple fractal]

[winged sentinel]

2080 was best I can get for a laptop

[wintry apex]

I already have a CEO office, should I buy another one since they're half off? And I don't have any crate warehouses, how many should I buy (and should I stick with small warehouses) to capitalize on double money crates? Will be playing solo, if it matters.

[winged sentinel]

do triple crates; get the most expensive warehouse (better location)

[wintry heron]

Which ceo office do you have

[supple fractal]

if you have kosatka than sure

[wintry apex]

Maze Bank West, came free with Premium Edition (Epic Holiday Sale 2021)

[wintry heron]

I would buy a different one location wise

That’s what I did

Just closer to the city

[supple fractal]

crates warehouses are meh

alr If you want to waste alot af time and than wait a few months

just to vet a couple mil

[blazing knot]

I mean I have the maze bank west and I’ve never changed it because now I have terrorbyte and arcade so I literally never have to visit the actual office ever

just using the free one

[supple fractal]

meh the game is boring

[blazing knot]

Ceo office is not as good as it once was

[supple fractal]

I just logged on today just to buy the krieger and get some kurumas and got bored after 30 mins

[wintry apex]

Which one do you prefer?

[blazing knot]

I’ll take the mc passives over active ceo

[blazing knot]

I did the same but I am still on the grind so I’m not bored just yet

[tough spoke]

lol

[wintry heron]

I have arcadius office

I would recommend that one

[supple fractal]

Well I already have everything I wanted

[wintry heron]

Close to my spawn point

[blazing knot]

I’m debating changing my krieger colour but idk I’m on the fence with it. I did anodized gold skin

[blazing knot]

Then yeah I can understand how it’s boring

100%

The only properties I don’t have are weed farm, doc forge, and penthouse. I’ll get penthouse eventually but the others are not good at all. Right now I’m working on getting cool cars and curating a garage

[tough spoke]

i just went w black

[wintry apex]

@wintry heron It's relatively close to my high-end apartment (4 Integrity Way), Vehicle Warehouse/Arcade (both in La Mesa), and Nightclub (Mission Row) which is why I like it. @supple fractal I have an Oppressor and Kosatka for fast travel

[blazing knot]

Even with all the garage space you can get, you can’t store every single vehicle. But who wants every single vehicle bro. I think we are given way too much garage space

Like I have a shit load

[supple fractal]

location doesn't matter bc you'll get bored of doing it immediately

[blazing knot]

Penthouse, kosatka, apartment, property garages, arena workshop, agency, kosatka, terrorbyte, office (60 spots wtf), nightclub service, nightclub 3 or 4 garage levels

like Jesus bro

my man I really don’t need all this space lol

Clubhouse garage too

Auto shop too

Can’t forget that

[tough spoke]

ye

[blazing knot]

I also don’t understand people who merge cars. Yeah sure you can make stuff look cool. But…why?

[tough spoke]

n arena workshop

garages

[blazing knot]

like bruh I think the cars look dope with their custom options that they come with. some people never satisfied huh

[tough spoke]

apparently

[blazing knot]

met some dudes today who do tons of merges and speed glitches and I’m like “man I don’t want anything to do with that”

[tough spoke]

fair

[blazing knot]

Car is a car. “Oh but the Benny wheels are dope!” You don’t have enough wheel options already? Really?

[tough spoke]

damn

[blazing knot]

Is the hakuchou drag HSW the fastest bike?

Probably so. But I don’t think it’s a good purchase tbh

[tough spoke]

think so

[blazing knot]

More speed is not always a good thing man. Especially on bikes

[tough spoke]

ye need control

[blazing knot]

Tear your face off on the concrete

[supple fractal]

it is

faster=better

[placid lark]

Theres alot of xbox people on here

[blazing knot]

Shotaro is still my pick

[supple fractal]

always

[placid lark]

I fee outnumbered

[supple fractal]

shinobi 🤤 🤤 🤤

[latent pelican]

That's what she said

[supple fractal]

literally 2

[supple fractal]

nah she would have said otherwise

mr Magic Bear

[placid lark]

Dang so theres nobody here to do cayo perico btb with me?

[latent pelican]

True but I had to say it

[supple fractal]

ok

😹 😹 😹

[blazing knot]

So what’s the fastest car overall NOT considering HSW

toreador?

[latent pelican]

Around a track or

[blazing knot]

more like tore a door off

[latent pelican]

Oh

[blazing knot]

[supple fractal]

there is one person but she's not online rn

[blazing knot]

Like most top speeeed

[placid lark]

One of the race cars 🏎 are the fastest vehicles without a jet

[tough spoke]

faggio

[placid lark]

Lol

[supple fractal]

toreador has HSW

[blazing knot]

Yeah faggio highest top speed it’s just it takes 100 hours to accelerate

Bro does it?

[supple fractal]

idk

[blazing knot]

stop the cap

[placid lark]

Like progen pr4 is really fast

[supple fractal]

ur the one on next gen

[blazing knot]

[supple fractal]

so

is toreador HSW?

[blazing knot]

I don’t think it is

[supple fractal]

sad

[blazing knot]

I don’t remember seeing it on Hao’s shopping list

[supple fractal]

all I want is weaponized ignus 😩 😩 😩

[tough spoke]

doin cayo scout

[supple fractal]

k

[blazing knot]

All I want is regular ignus with HSW

[supple fractal]

y lol

[latent pelican]

Fr

[blazing knot]

I want a super fast ignus for my collection that doesn’t have a massive cock on the roof

[placid lark]

Wheres all the ps4 peeps

[supple fractal]

I want a massive cock on top of my ignus 😩

[blazing knot]

I want a massive cock on top of me

[latent pelican]

It's called "weaponized" for a reason

[supple fractal]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[supple fractal]

I want a massive cock inside me 😩 😩 😩

[latent pelican]

Tf?

[supple fractal]

ong it's 1 am

[blazing knot]

I want a massive cock

[wintry heron]

[blazing knot]

just in general like I want to have one

[latent pelican]

[wintry heron]

Go to sleep

[supple fractal]

I will

soon

[blazing knot]

You know 80% of women don’t care about your penis size apparently and the vagina canal is only 5 inches anyways so

but anyways

[supple fractal]

ehhh and sex chat it is

no mods online

[blazing knot]

hey it’s educational

[supple fractal]

yeah sure

[latent pelican]

That's good news

[blazing knot]

But yeah let’s move on

[supple fractal]

go on

[blazing knot]

I’m hungry af

[wintry apex]

So you think I shouldn't bother with crates unless it's a triple crate event?

[blazing knot]

I need some food like now

[supple fractal]

me too 😩

[blazing knot]

Is there even any food models in gta

[supple fractal]

yup

[copper lichen]

Ok… just joined hoping to get some b2b cayo

[blazing knot]

Like other than donuts I see donuts everywhere

[copper lichen]

But please continue

[tough spoke]

[copper lichen]

I’m hooked

[supple fractal]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[blazing knot]

no I’m talking about food

[supple fractal]

[copper lichen]

Thx

[latent pelican]

I wonder why

[supple fractal]

👺

[wintry apex]

Would you also agree that I should move to the Pillbox Hill office? I have a Terrorbyte, I can also buy a master control terminal for my Arcade.

[supple fractal]

bc america

fat ppl

eat donuts

[blazing knot]

but barely any of the NPCs are fat

[tough spoke]

ye

[wintry apex]

So honestly I don't see the point IMHO

[latent pelican]

As an American, this is-

[blazing knot]

Actually there was a nice detail I noticed today

[supple fractal]

do you want to move to Pillbox office?

[supple fractal]

[supple fractal]

free kuruma

[blazing knot]

I watched an NPC park his car and get out yeah. So I walk up to his car and get in. Not locked so I just opened the door. And the dude starts running away all scared and stuff because I stole his car. No one else freaked out. Just him because it’s his own car. That was cool

[supple fractal]

[blazing knot]

Then I ran him over in his own car

[supple fractal]

lol

[wintry heron]

Fr

Bro think he a uk drill rapper

[supple fractal]

guys how many kurumas have you already bought?

[tough spoke]

lollo

[latent pelican]

U menace

[supple fractal]

I'm only at like 20

[wintry heron]

5 @supple fractal

[wintry heron]

2

[supple fractal]

damn guys

[blazing knot]

you know you won’t be able to sell it for money later

[latent pelican]

None yet

[tough spoke]

1 b4 the update

so none

[blazing knot]

I’m just sticking with one

[supple fractal]

ik

but it's funy

[wintry apex]

🤷 Feels kind of pricey when the Terrorbyte does basically the same thing as the CEO office. Just my opinion though, you may disagree

[latent pelican]

Sell? Oh no no no

[wintry heron]

Why would I sell a kuruma

[supple fractal]

idk for me ceo office is useless

[blazing knot]

should I just fill up a whole garage with kuruma

[supple fractal]

yes

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Yea

[supple fractal]

garages*

[wintry heron]

That's what I'm gonna do

[supple fractal]

same

[blazing knot]

💀

[latent pelican]

The terrobyte is worth it imo

[supple fractal]

school ended so now I have way too much free time

[latent pelican]

F

[wintry heron]

Mine ended last week

Damn

[supple fractal]

I can finally watch morbius and buy kurumas all day

[wintry heron]

Chad

[latent pelican]

W

[tough spoke]

im a call a cab

[supple fractal]

k

[tough spoke]

in gta

[wintry apex]

Maybe I wasn't clear, I already have a Terrorbyte. That's why I'm hesitant to drop money on a second CEO office even though it's in a better location.

[blazing knot]

You ever get hungry and the closer you get to eating food the hungrier you get

[supple fractal]

omg yes 😩

[blazing knot]

Like you become more and more desperate like give me food I am hungry it’s morbin time

[latent pelican]

Ahhhh ok, yeah the CEO office doewnt matter unless you want maze bank tower

[runic jackal]

Drink water helps a lot against the hungry

[supple fractal]

literally me rn 😩

[blazing knot]

I have none with me

I’m just hungry and thirsty feel like a real homeless man right now

[wintry heron]

Bro dehydrated

[supple fractal]

althou I'm laimying in bed and refusing to got to sleep

[blazing knot]

watch out everyone

I’m dehydrated as fuck

[supple fractal]

zamn

[latent pelican]

Eat ice?

[tough spoke]

anyone think cab is useless? in gta

[supple fractal]

go to bathroom and flush your head in a toilet

[supple fractal]

no

it's very useful

[latent pelican]

Nes

[blazing knot]

bro I’m in my car textin while driving I don’t have any ice I don’t have a freaking ice box in my car

[supple fractal]

🤤

BROO

[blazing knot]

okay green light gotta go guys

[latent pelican]

Turn off ur phone my guy

[supple fractal]

this mf

[wintry heron]

[blazing knot]

ah it’s another red light how’s it going

oh nvm bye

[supple fractal]

😟

alrighty than

[blazing knot]

aight I just pulled up at the food sale building

[supple fractal]

I will finally put myself to sleep now

gn guys

[blazing knot]

time to consume

It’s morbin time

[supple fractal]

have a nice meal

[latent pelican]

Gn

[wintry apex]

@supple fractal Not really, I haven't been in my office since I bought a Terrorbyte. When was the last triple crate week?

[blazing knot]

thanks

[latent pelican]

What's the name of the place

[supple fractal]

idk but it can as well be in half a year

[wintry apex]

I'm sorely tempted to grind crates even if they're only double, because I need money and am bored grinding Cayo.

[latent pelican]

What level are u

[blazing knot]

Sonic

[latent pelican]

Lol

[blazing knot]

lol what

say smth

SAY SMTH

[latent pelican]

Wdym

Its sonic

[blazing knot]

Why you laugh

[latent pelican]

Idk

[blazing knot]

you don’t like the food ?

[latent pelican]

Not that

[blazing knot]

is it the name

haha funny sonic hahaha sound waves

[latent pelican]

It's just that its sonic

[runic jackal]

At level 120 you’ve unlocked everything right?

[blazing knot]

Bro what’s funny about sonic

[latent pelican]

135

[latent pelican]

I have no idea

[blazing knot]

you tryna throw hands

[wintry heron]

[blazing knot]

or what

[runic jackal]

Huh? Weapons/car custom are all unlocked at 120 what about unlocks 135

[latent pelican]

In-n-out>any other fast food chain

[blazing knot]

okay

[latent pelican]

You can hold more armor

[blazing knot]

but I’m not in the mood for that and I’m hungry

[wintry apex]

Level 89. Right now I'm doing TGG's method from Rags to Riches solo, which is vehicle cargo->headhunter->Paige contract job-sightseer->vehicle cargo source and repeat to make money. Tried the cocaine locker in an empty public lobby, I was able to take 2/5ths bar worth of product solo which was nice. But like the vehicle cargo, an empty public lobby means waves of aimbotters will attack you instead. I bought my own Cargobob for vehicle source missions offshore which took a lot out of my cash reseres. Right now I'm sitting on $1.22 million

[runic jackal]

Oh that’s bullshit 😂

[latent pelican]

Reasonable

[latent pelican]

You'll be surprised

[runic jackal]

Cayo perico repeat. More money and easy. Get yourself a submarine

[blazing knot]

I can hold 10 armour

[runic jackal]

I mean when would you use them?

[blazing knot]

🕶️

[wintry apex]

I am familiar with the Cayo method. I wanted to do something different to make money, though. Explore what GTAO has to offer rather than do the same thing all the time.

Makes sense?

[latent pelican]

Oh ok

[wintry apex]

Why do you ask?

[latent pelican]

Curious, that's all

[runic jackal]

Oh my bad thought you didn’t had the submarine my bad

[wintry apex]

I see

[latent pelican]

Mostly for missions

[wintry apex]

I can make $1.1 million with the replay glitch but it gets boring.

[runic jackal]

Makes sense yes. Replay glitch isn’t possible in your own? Or is it

[wintry heron]

On PC it is

[runic jackal]

My bad then

[wintry apex]

On PC you can do the replay glitch solo. I rolled necklace and six stashes of gold and have been replaying that. The problem is, maximizing the gold take requires four people, and with a 55/15/15/15 split you make about as much as you do solo (with no gold).

[south ibex]

where the hell my goddamn extra 4.8M

[wintry apex]

And anyone who's done Cayo with three other people knows what a pain in the ass it can be, those guards are glitchy and can get alerted for no reason

[latent pelican]

Just don't do the replay glitch

[blazing knot]

Yeah for real

The guards be bugging

Sometimes I kill a guard and no one is around but somehow they know I killed him. I call it the Bloodbrother Glitch

[wintry apex]

Another option is to reroll for a better take (e.g. diamond and gold)

[latent pelican]

Still, I don't support b2b

That's just my opinion tho

[blazing knot]

Same

[south ibex]

anyone know why I got my money when buying a sharkcard but no bonus like rockstar said when booting up GTA

[wintry apex]

I don't like it either but there are very few ways to make big money relatively quickly. I'm surprised R* didn't go the extra mile and patch the replay glitch, to push customers onto shark cards and GTA+.

[latent pelican]

F

[blazing knot]

Glitching is against rules. How are people doing replay bug in lfg

Makes no sense

[wintry apex]

Not on TGG Discord but it's not against the rules in the /r/heistteams and /r/gtaonline Discords

[latent pelican]

I mean, you can do cayo without the replay glitch and still make $1.4M every 45 minutes

That's easy money if you ask me

[blazing knot]

It’s against rules here bruh. But look in lfg channels and you see glitches

[wintry apex]

I know it is. On other GTA Discords it is not against the rules, that's what I'm trying to tell you. Personally I'm not morally opposed to the glitch, if R* is going to nickel and dime us

[blazing knot]

In this discord

Okay okay but

how come people are not getting warned or banned for it here if it’s against TGG rules

[latent pelican]

Ehh still it's a cheap money glitch for the easiest heist in the game

[blazing knot]

🙏

True

[carmine quartz]

I bought the batmobile

For no reason

:) now I have a jet car

[blazing knot]

It’s really good tbh

[carmine quartz]

Yws

[blazing knot]

It’s fun as hell

[carmine quartz]

Yuh I just like flying across the island

I don't even use it to attack people

I just want to fly

[blazing knot]

And fast as hell you can catch up to some of the fastest cars in the game

These dudes were showing off their fast cars earlier and I said “lemme pull out my car I’ll smoke you”

Vigilante jet left em in the dust man

“Man if you hadn’t boosted I would’ve beat you”

That’s the whole point jackass

[carmine quartz]

Lmao

[blazing knot]

[carmine quartz]

Honestly I need a house on my Xbox account

[blazing knot]

A house?

[carmine quartz]

I can't get anymore cars I only have a two storage garage

[blazing knot]

Yo what

[carmine quartz]

what

[blazing knot]

You have the vigilante but not an apartment

[carmine quartz]

Oh no not on xbox

[blazing knot]

Wait you got the vigilante on not Xbox?

[carmine quartz]

On the OG PS3 GTA V

I have the vigilante

[pastel ingot]

Let’s be honest rockstar is really trying to get people to start playing again with the weekly updates being good

[blazing knot]

I thought PS3 servers shut down

[pastel ingot]

Ew PlayStation player

[blazing knot]

I’m hella confused

[carmine quartz]

I need to get an Xbox

Lmao

Currently I play off of cloud gaming

[latent pelican]

They are

[carmine quartz]

I mean it's not bAd

[blazing knot]

Orange you’re confusing tf out of me

not gonna lie

first your Xbox then you’re PS3 now you’re pc with Xbox cloud

[latent pelican]

What application

[carmine quartz]

No actually Xcloud on mobile

Xbox cloud gaming

[blazing knot]

CloudBox would’ve been a better name

[pastel ingot]

But cool still gay cause it’s PlayStation though

[carmine quartz]

I play through my grandfathers xbox

[blazing knot]

XCloud sounds like a porno

[blazing knot]

[latent pelican]

Does it matter

[blazing knot]

bro wtf

now your grandfather is playin gta

[carmine quartz]

You know you can play halo on Xcloud if you have ultimate

[blazing knot]

I know

[pastel ingot]

Nope I just like hating on PlayStation

[blazing knot]

PlayStation is fine my problem is with Sony

[carmine quartz]

Playstation still cheaping their gamers outta money

[blazing knot]

I won’t go into the rant I’m too tired

But Sony really hasn’t done anything right for 5 years

[carmine quartz]

Meanwhile Xbox has cloud gaming for a dollar

[pastel ingot]

Same

But Xbox is Better because Sony never wants to share shit

[carmine quartz]

Exactly

You can play halo on pc

[wintry heron]

Shits goated

[carmine quartz]

Yeah I play through cloud on mobile

[blazing knot]

Remember today when I say this

[pastel ingot]

And it’s xbox aka Microsoft which has a lot of money to waste with game pass and gold discounts

[wintry heron]

Ahh

[carmine quartz]

It's really good, no lag but the vision or whatnot gets Pixelated

[blazing knot]

In a few years, Sony will start charging 80 dollars for games

Remember I said this here

4 years Max

[carmine quartz]

What you mean it costs 50$ for Bo2 still

[blazing knot]

70 dollars USD is the average new game price for PlayStation

[pastel ingot]

Nah this why I’m on pc now you get low prices for everything and it’s much simpler

[carmine quartz]

No that's just cod

[blazing knot]

Is it tho

[carmine quartz]

Nothing can relate to free games having micro transactions

Those mfs will make you spend thousands

[pastel ingot]

Facts lol

[carmine quartz]

I've already spent half a grand in Fortnite

[blazing knot]

Diablo immoral

[carmine quartz]

These mf are brutal on your wallet

[blazing knot]

Fortnite is not even p2w you’re just giving them money for skins

[carmine quartz]

Actually

I have the xenomorph skin

And it's black black

MFs can't see me at night

[blazing knot]

[carmine quartz]

Also it's funny to see a xenomorph full sending after your ass with a SMG

[pastel ingot]

Yeah I don’t spend money on Fortnite because it’s not worth it and I got the battle pass for free and keep the v bucks from it for next battle pass

[carmine quartz]

I buy skins cause I have a money spending problems

[pastel ingot]

I just started playing Fortnite again to because my friend been bugging me hella

[carmine quartz]

I spent over 500+ on bps, vbucks, Stw, Stw skins.

[pastel ingot]

I dislike many things in the game but it’s still fun

[pastel ingot]

Yeah that’s what my brother did

[blazing knot]

I have never played fortnite

Ever

[pastel ingot]

I maybe only spent 60$ or $70 in total ever in Fortnite

[turbid river]

Anyone run diamond casino w me

[carmine quartz]

Oh yeah and I spent 30$ on the last laugh bundle which it has joker and poison ivy

[pastel ingot]

And 90% of that stuff I bought I lost cause my brother messed up my account and reset it

[blazing knot]

💀

[pastel ingot]

And I had season 2 - 5 skins and other stuff

Chapter 1

[carmine quartz]

I have all skins so far

[pastel ingot]

Fortnite is so much worst every sense chapter 2

[carmine quartz]

:| I have over 1,240 skins

[pastel ingot]

There’s no more story to anything

[blazing knot]

But DA ROCK

[pastel ingot]

I got maybe 25 lol

[blazing knot]

Dwayne da wock jownson

[carmine quartz]

Listen I'm only playing this season for Vader, Indiana Jones and for evie because damn she's hot

[blazing knot]

Simp

[carmine quartz]

Stfu bet you watch women in the strip club

At least I get to buy my women and see them every day

[pastel ingot]

Yeah simp

But I am also manly doing it for Indiana Jones

[carmine quartz]

bro you can't tell me you don't think chun li

Is hot

[wintry heron]

No

It’s a video game

[carmine quartz]

Still sexy

It's the only ass I get to see

Lmao

Cause I'm lonely

[wintry heron]

You jack off to a female video game character

[carmine quartz]

No actually I jack off to giant women

-_-

[wintry heron]

[carmine quartz]

Video game characters aren't my type

I simp but no fuck

Unless it's a character from VR or GTA

[pastel ingot]

Pov car just got flat tier mid high way

[latent pelican]

That's tough

[carmine quartz]

Ik

Women don't like me

Or what I'm packing

[blazing knot]

The real one sure

Irl

[pastel ingot]

You don’t got anything to pack

[blazing knot]

then I take em home and get em a better job and marry them

repeat

[carmine quartz]

Exactly brother

[latent pelican]

Go outside

[carmine quartz]

Will it help me ?

Find woman?

[latent pelican]

Or maybe you're just young

[blazing knot]

With a bio like that? You need to have some confidence or you’re never gonna get anything

[latent pelican]

Lmao

[pastel ingot]

Stop playing Fortnite that’s a tip or don’t be a Fortnite kid no check wants that

[latent pelican]

Listen to duck

[blazing knot]

your bio honestly makes me want to laugh at you and also cry for you

[carmine quartz]

Imao

Thanks

[wintry heron]

I just realized since the kuruma is free this week I could just sell my current kuruma and get another one for free lol

#cashback

[latent pelican]

Lol

[pastel ingot]

Noice

[carmine quartz]

is the kuma a helicopter

[wintry heron]

…

[carmine quartz]

What? I'm new

[wintry heron]

[latent pelican]

@carmine quartz are you a kid or an adult?

[carmine quartz]

8

18

[wintry heron]

…

[carmine quartz]

I meant 18 lmao

I have a job at Walmart

[latent pelican]

Ight

[wintry heron]

[carmine quartz]

also a graduating certification

[pastel ingot]

I have a job in your mom

[wintry heron]

📸

[carmine quartz]

I have a job in your ass

CMERE

[wintry heron]

sus

[latent pelican]

Yo...

[carmine quartz]

Lmao

[tough spoke]

[wintry heron]

[pastel ingot]

Yo my uncle too bro

[carmine quartz]

💀🤣

[carmine quartz]

Sure

[latent pelican]

You're raping your grandma...

[carmine quartz]

What

Ew I can't fuck old people

[pastel ingot]

No other way around

[latent pelican]

Sad family

[wintry heron]

Yo whats up biddies

[wintry heron]

What

[carmine quartz]

Stfu lil nugget before I slap dat ass into a heist

[latent pelican]

Welcome to #🚔┃gta-discussion

[pastel ingot]

Family’s everything except everything it’s not

[wintry heron]

Thank you

[wintry heron]

Do it

[carmine quartz]

Bet what time?

[wintry heron]

Lets go dm rwal quick

[pastel ingot]

Be worried we’re talking my grandpa being in my ass

[wintry heron]

Oh

[carmine quartz]

LMAO

Man I love this community

[latent pelican]

Yall are lucky none of the mods are online lmao

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/can-haramba-stop-the-gta-v-plane-harambe-airplane-gorilla-gif-16789079

[carmine quartz]

Lmao ain't that a bad thing?

[pastel ingot]

And a few other things anyways how y’all doing

[carmine quartz]

Terrible

I have covid

[latent pelican]

Lmaooo 💀

[pastel ingot]

We ain’t doing anything that bad just messing around

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-press-f-gta-gta-online-press-f-on-gta-press-f-gif-23575678

[patent kayak]

Any who play gta new gen

[latent pelican]

You'll be surprised

[paper sluice]

Yo how do I stance my jester in ls car meet ?

[latent pelican]

Anyways

[patent kayak]

?

[pastel ingot]

I hate strict mods and discord servers

Cause all we doing is laughing and having fun making weird jokes

[tough spoke]

eeeeeeee

[carmine quartz]

Yes about Grandpa in your ass

[tough spoke]

eeee

[carmine quartz]

That's concerning

[tough spoke]

ever sick

[pastel ingot]

Yeah it’s only on days that end with ay

[carmine quartz]

Wait

That's every day

[paper sluice]

Yo how do I stance my jester in ls car meet ?

[carmine quartz]

You don't

[paper sluice]

?

[autumn nymph]

It says I got 100k from prime but i got absolutely nothing

[pastel ingot]

What’s actually concerning is the fact I’m on the side of a high way with a flat tier and we’re having trouble trying to put in a spare cause it won’t fit

[latent pelican]

F

[pastel ingot]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Yoo who on gta old gen xbox

[latent pelican]

Is it underinflated?

[pastel ingot]

My luck as been good for the past 4 days until now 😬😐

[wintry heron]

Hi

[pastel ingot]

Hello little weird cat profile picture person

[wintry heron]

Hi big tnt weird

[pastel ingot]

I’ll explode all over you

[wintry heron]

Question

[pastel ingot]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Does this server have a regular general chat cause i got forgot my password for my other account

[tough spoke]

always lurking chat

[wintry heron]

👋

Hillo

[pastel ingot]

#💬┃gorilla-chat

[tough spoke]

soup

[pastel ingot]

That ig

[wintry heron]

Not there for me sadly

[tough spoke]

im a watch naruto bc gta got boring

[wintry heron]

Understand

[tough spoke]

[wintry heron]

[quartz spire]

whats the free car under?

[wintry heron]

Under southern san andreas

[quartz spire]

ty

[wintry heron]

Np

@final forge quick question

[final forge]

Sup

[wintry heron]

I sadly dont have the fun events and stuff on my sidebar i only got gta and thats it

Sadly

[spring stump]

who would win
LJT, or english dave for being the most irritating

[wintry heron]

LJT

[wintry heron]

English

[final forge]

You will gain access in around 24h

[wintry heron]

Ah

Cause i forgot my other accounts password

[final forge]

I'll give you access

[spring stump]

woah

[short lake]

Got crashed by chinese modders

[wintry heron]

Thank you bro

[latent pelican]

The ching chongers

[short lake]

Xd

[latent pelican]

Btw its not racist if I'm part asian

[spring stump]

do they just throw their PC into the wok to fry it?

or do they just deliberately crash everyone else’s and hope theirs don’t fry?

[short lake]

I was having fun with some chinese n chilling but then a red dot chinese tped n boom

[latent pelican]

Smh they always ruin the fun

[wintry heron]

Thank you @final forge

[short lake]

They spawn some stuff which our game couldn't load or something n crashes something like that ig

[spring stump]

welcome to crash mod auto 5; expanded and enhanced

[final forge]

No problem

[spring stump]

where player safety is like the jurassic era

non existent

but lest we forget they’re a 6 billion smth odd company

oh no, how could player safety be their number 1 priority!

clearly shark card revenue takes preference!

pfff!

fucking rockstar honestly

[short lake]

Game is too much old now

[spring stump]

it’s a joke at this point

[hexed lintel]

Quick question: Is it just me or does your protagonist pass out in the nightclub + then end up at the toilet ?

Also, do they get super drunk + then have another drink + then become undrunk? 😂🥴🙃

(Then passes out undrunk)

[short lake]

N we still play it

[spring stump]

the fact that PC has no player safety for a company as rich as they are

is what is appalling

regardless of how long it’s been out

look at games like:

wows

WoW

WoT

they have great player safety, but rockstar?

[short lake]

[spring stump]

HAH

fuck that

[short lake]

Bruh chill phill

Ur not even on pc

Xd

Enjoy with xbox

[spring stump]

ik
it’s why i refuse to play pc… unless single player

[latent pelican]

We just have to deal with it

[spring stump]

or fiveM

[spring stump]

honestly i feel bad for you lot though

but at the same time…

orb cannon glitchers

godmode

eh..

[latent pelican]

And what are you so worried about? The worst that could happen is someone finds a general location of where you live

[short lake]

Fall guy's gonna get free soon

[latent pelican]

Lol

[spring stump]

oh idk, perhaps the fact that if you go in w/o a VPN, and start to DDoS you

[short lake]

& they can't do a fking thing about it

[spring stump]

[latent pelican]

I personally don't know anyone who's been DDoSed

[short lake]

Same here

[spring stump]

surprising

[latent pelican]

And you'd have tomake someone extremely angry for that to happen, bc not many people want to risk getting put into jail

DDoSing is a federal crime

[spring stump]

i’m not sure how it works here, but i’d imagine you’d have to go through the supreme court, maybe international courts if needed

though not 100% sure

[latent pelican]

Yeah most people threaten to DDoS but don't go beyond that

Whoever does is a no-lifer

[short lake]

Ppl here don't even know what ddos is

[spring stump]

i mean,

at that point

i’d rather someone just RID join me and crash my game

but still

it’s shite no matter how you look at it

[latent pelican]

That's happened before, minus the crashing part

[spring stump]

eh, it does happen

if they have good enough menus that is

[latent pelican]

I sorta baited a guy out of godmode, got one kill on him, then said "1-0 bye"

Then joined a new session

[spring stump]

[latent pelican]

But he followed and started to blow me up continuously and I just alt+f4

[spring stump]

honestly

people like that need to get a fucking grip

[latent pelican]

Fr

[spring stump]

“oh no, score!! oh such a capital punishment he committed! i must perform brave things to ensure the future of this game, including the sacred menu!”

insert crowd gasping

like ffs

[short lake]

Just join in a inv only lobby 90% of modders won't be able to join that

[spring stump]

i thought RID joining would negate that

no?

[wintry apex]

How do you pick up a car with the Cargobob's grappling hook? For some reason I'm not getting it.

[latent pelican]

@short lake

Oh

[short lake]

Inv only

[latent pelican]

Nvm

Yeah I just read that

[short lake]

Idk i abused a lot of modders n teased them

& changed session

If they follow

I even gave them challenge to join me in my next session

Inv only

& no one till now joined that

They use those shitty free mod menus they can't do shit

Can't even kill u in passive lmfao

[spring stump]

i’m talking about the paid ones

fairly certain they’re capable of negating it

[short lake]

Paid modders are rare af

[latent pelican]

Lol

[short lake]

I don't see paid modders

[spring stump]

just saying

[short lake]

Ya paid modders can do those things

[spring stump]

well

[short lake]

Can even ban ur id

[spring stump]

that’s a fat fucking yikes

and then R* is like

“oUr DeCiSiOn Is FiNaL, nO AcCoUnT cAn Be UnTeRmInAtEd”

man

pc is just

built different

in every sense of the manner

i stg

[short lake]

💪

[spring stump]

don’t you point that gun at me

ree

[short lake]

No u

[spring stump]

oh

oh?

you little shit

[short lake]

No u

[spring stump]

die

[short lake]

No u

[spring stump]

[short lake]

[spring stump]

hah i got the gun

[short lake]

🔫

Lmao

[spring stump]

[short lake]

Nitro

#🤖┃bot-commands

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-catch-gif-13227273

Wtf this guy doing

Any1 here

Lurking

?

[spring stump]

[bright hatch]

What type of bomb should I get on the b-11

[magic geyser]

Fuck the Velum

[torn crown]

anyone know why i haven't unlocked survival mode

[magic geyser]

Nope

[torn crown]

I did geralds meth'd up mission but still never got a call from ron

[magic geyser]

Usually unlocks during tutorial

[torn crown]

oof idk then

the videos i watched online said do geralds mission then ron will call me to go to someones house

[magic geyser]

What rank are you

[torn crown]

46

[magic geyser]

Damn I remember when I was that rank

Been awhile

There's no signal box in my cayo

[broken flicker]

@torn crown Look on your map for TP.

[torn crown]

wdym?

Whats tp

[magic geyser]

Trevor Phillips

[azure garnet]

what better hydra or the p996

[bleak fractal]

Not sure

[loud knot]

Ayo

[azure garnet]

alr

[wintry heron]

is 2 people enough to sell a full weed factory

[hazy fox]

If you can each do 2 vehicles then you could possibly do it

[muted wagon]

It’s prob hidden

[paper sluice]

Does anyone know how to make my wheels slammed or like stanced ?

[hardy wadi]

can anyone give me money so i can get an arcade

[loud knot]

No

[static shuttle]

can anyone give me money so I can buy food?

[hardy wadi]

can someone help me get an arcade

[magic geyser]

No I didn't spawn in at first

[bleak fractal]

|( •o•)|

[azure garnet]

it’s certain cars

like the vectre

[hardy wadi]

plz i dont even have 300k i just need an arcade

[wintry heron]

#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4

[magic geyser]

Dude grind cargo

[pale heart]

[loud knot]

@short lake

[short lake]

@loud knot