🚔┃gta-discussion

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🤓

[spring stump]

making another sex scene or smth?

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zamn

[fallow mural]

lindsey#9264 was muted | use appropriate channels

[spring stump]

[signal nimbus]

I ain't a man but like I'm in my 20s and Pavel is awesome, everyone of any gender or planet wants Pavel

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gta should have more sex imo

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🤨

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Well they have the strip club

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gta online: sex update

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Well yeah but there's no actual sex there

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GTA online protagonist can't pull sadly

[tough spoke]

The hub, they ain't adding that to gta

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😔

[tough spoke]

Unless if they make gta 6 18+

[signal nimbus]

I mean

GTA is a 18+ game

[spring stump]

we have hookers

the trevor scene

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Yeah

[tough spoke]

But kids play it tho, it's not like kids don't see that irl

[spring stump]

and the other one

i forget the name of it

[signal nimbus]

Kids shouldn't be allowed to play GTA tbh

[tough spoke]

On the internet

[tough spoke]

Ye

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18+ game

[tough spoke]

It's 17+

[signal nimbus]

And they should also not be allowed to see certain things XD

But poor parents cause that to happen

[spring stump]

i saw some 13 yr old who said he was playing it since he was 7

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Jesus

[spring stump]

yeah

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well I played gta for the first time when I was like 11😹

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At 7 I played with idk man

[spring stump]

i kinda freaked out

ngl

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Toys or whatever

[spring stump]

way too fucking young for that

[tough spoke]

Pretty sure M for mature in my country which is 17+

[signal nimbus]

Like idk dolls or dinosaurs toys, that stuff

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we have PEGI system

so it's PEGI 18

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legos 🤤

[tough spoke]

Idk what's ours here

Legos still fun but wack expensive

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yeah...

but the quality tho

[signal nimbus]

Yeah that too

[tough spoke]

What if they add Legos in gta

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[tough spoke]

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Well modders certainly did that already

😹

[tough spoke]

Prob lol

[south ibex]

alright, how and why did rockstar give me 200k

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did you guys know that there actually is lego gta?

it's like police undercover or sth

[tough spoke]

Ik there was a lego veyron or sum irl but if they added it in gta would be cool

[signal nimbus]

Because you deserve it

[tough spoke]

Smells fishy

[tough spoke]

Gave everyone 100k

Idk why the 2nd 100k

[south ibex]

#special

[tough spoke]

Nag, probably did some sales or sum

If they had 2-10m in gta+ instead of 500k then it would be a little more better

And worth

[fathom zephyr]

I can't become a ceo or mc after today's update. Can anyone check if they can see ceo or mc in their interaction menu

[wintry heron]

A

Q

U

[fathom zephyr]

Wdym aqu

[vale geyser]

Anyone trade modded cars

[indigo flame]

Can some one help me with prison break

[normal glen]

can someone help me mod gta v on pc? (singleplayer)

[pliant umbra]

ight children

am bak

[wintry heron]

i never get money for a reward what do i need to do

[tulip stratus]

Hey where do I report a member of the discord

I got scammed

[loud knot]

Fr

[crimson kindle]

how long does the cayo perico setups take

[swift junco]

1 hour

[crimson kindle]

alright ty

whats the best routes and stuff to do cayo

ive never rlly done it before

[spring stump]

what did you get scammed on

[wintry heron]

Usually takes me 20-25 minutes

After gathering intel

[pliant umbra]

the scammer role looks clean

[patent nexus]

About 40 mins I'd say

Maybe a bit more usually

The entire heist from intel to finish is about 1 hour for most people, including me

Can be done a lot faster though

[crimson kindle]

first time?

[patent nexus]

No definitely not

Will taake longer the first time

[crimson kindle]

how much longer

[patent nexus]

Especially if you don't have a sparrow/mk2

[patent nexus]

Not sure

[crimson kindle]

i do not

lol

[patent nexus]

But once you get to know how to do it effectively then it shouldn't take too long

Also, get a sparrow as soon as you can

It will help a lot

[crimson kindle]

i might join someone elses cayo and get an opressor and sparrow

[patent nexus]

Good idea

Or well

Maybe a good idea

If the host isn't horrible

[crimson kindle]

i was thinking i could find someone in #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc surely theyre not bad

[spring stump]

not ideal, because the host will give you min cut

you need to maximise your own profits

the setups the first time around will take i’d say 20 - 30 mins

it’s a pain since you’re driving up and down the island to the key areas to get minimum requirements

[patent nexus]

If you already have the sub then doing it alone and getting 100% cut may be better

[spring stump]

but it’ll pay off

once you do intel

[patent nexus]

Yes

[spring stump]

then it’s easier from that point

[patent nexus]

First intel mission is a fucking pain

After that it's not too bad

[crimson kindle]

yea i have a sub

[crimson kindle]

i hate the cutscenes

they take so long

[patent nexus]

Understandable

[crimson kindle]

and you cant skip

great i got kicked for being idle

awesome

[wintry heron]

wsg Y'all

[loud knot]

Actually.?

[crimson kindle]

in gta yea

because i was alt tabbed into discord for over a minute

[loud knot]

Lmao

[frozen prism]

Igf.cayo

[wintry heron]

cayo b2b

[frozen prism]

How do I get on the cayo chat?

[loud knot]

This isnt the chat for that ppl @frozen prism @wintry heron

[wintry heron]

okay sorry

[frozen prism]

How do I get in they chat please

Idk how to

Can you put the link in this chat for me to go to that chat

[crimson kindle]

what does this mean

[wintry heron]

back to back

[crimson kindle]

#953408732019167302

[crimson kindle]

like replay?

[wintry heron]

like you do a cayo for me and i do a cayo for you

[crimson kindle]

oh

that sounds like a scam

[wintry heron]

but since im asking i do a cayo for you first

your not really loosing anything out of it either way

[spring stump]

b2b is replay

since console can’t ethernet replay it

lmao

[wintry heron]

u can close ur game

[spring stump]

ik how to do it

it’s just different from pc

[wintry heron]

u close the game and u dont lose preps

[short lake]

[wintry heron]

is gta 6 even gonna exist? or is it just a myth

[spring stump]

they said it’s in development

back in feb

nothing since

hopefully we hear smth soon with this dlc coming up

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

Oh nice

its gonna come out in like 10 years tho

[pliant umbra]

@late reef

seemse like someone is giving a class on b2b

and how to performe it

[short lake]

Did he left or he got kicked , banned ?

[shell carbon]

Just got bombed by 3 MK2s :’)

[short lake]

[pliant umbra]

wdym

he is still here

cool

hentai world?

spitting fax

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/953902204807430184.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

i have to use this because walmart nitro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/953917300346613800.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

lol

ye the free one

nice

anyways

imma head back to getting yelled racist slurs by rocket league players

[crimson kindle]

i bought a sparrow

time to do cayo perico for the first time

[pliant umbra]

actually no imma play fn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/904499779256606790.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[shell carbon]

:T

[crimson kindle]

no.

[pliant umbra]

thanks?

[crimson kindle]

thanks

[pliant umbra]

@rustic notch you are cute

[shell carbon]

:))))

[crimson kindle]

the cayo cutscenes are painful

[shell carbon]

Thx u :>

[crimson kindle]

ive seen them already but i cant skip

[shell carbon]

Especially when u exit.

The compound.

[crimson kindle]

i saw them on ps4

now im on pc

starting again

[shell carbon]

Oh.

I just started 2 weeks ago.

[crimson kindle]

i dont even remember having a sub on ps4

[shell carbon]

Lol

[crimson kindle]

i guess i did setups with someone? idk

[shell carbon]

I just got the sub a week ago.

All u gotta do is grind.

Very simple

Just try not to spend on anything else.

[wintry heron]

Hello!

[shell carbon]

Hello!!!

[wintry heron]

Hope everyone is having a wonderful moment right now

[shell carbon]

Not after being blown up by 2 MK2s!

[wintry heron]

And if not; better days soon mate

To be continued

[tulip jungle]

I’ve been thinking about buying an Agency. Is it worth it?

[shell carbon]

Mhm..

[wintry heron]

Yes sure

[shell carbon]

Like that’ll happen.

Anyways.

Time to solo public glitch.

[wintry heron]

Oh yes, you just don’t know it yet. But when the oppertunity comes, you have to seize it mate. The choice is yours eventually!

[shell carbon]

Mhm.

[pliant umbra]

holy

[shell carbon]

But still.

[pliant umbra]

this chat being nice for once

[shell carbon]

Lil kids on MK2s

[pliant umbra]

thats rare

[shell carbon]

Anyways

Ima buy sum armoured car.

Wait nvm i got one lol.

[wintry heron]

Otherwise here

Listen too some Reggae

Oh my god no links

[shell carbon]

Dodge Charger.

[wintry heron]

Stick Figure - Choice is yours

[shell carbon]

Dodge Charger is sexy plus useful.

[crimson kindle]

i love when my dad shuts my laptop while im doing cayo perico setup

[shell carbon]

Same 🙂

[wintry heron]

Ye!

[tough spoke]

Yo

I

[loud knot]

What abt me

[shell carbon]

Aye i remember u.

[tough spoke]

No

Sup

[tough spoke]

Lol jk

[shell carbon]

:((

[loud knot]

Lmao Cayo is painful? I'm doing doomsday act 1 with a low level

[crimson kindle]

now i get to sit through 10 minutes of unskippable cutscenes again

[shell carbon]

OHHH

[crimson kindle]

hooray.

[loud knot]

Who dont know how to buy the prep

[pliant umbra]

,

@loud knot

[shell carbon]

Ah.

[loud knot]

And he doesn't have a mk2

[tough spoke]

What bout prison break w people who don't know what they're doing

[loud knot]

Yeah

[loud knot]

I'd kill myself

[tough spoke]

[shell carbon]

Lol

[crimson kindle]

i remember that shit

painful

[tough spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/iwakura-lain-suicide-thinking-gun-gif-11659613

[crimson kindle]

on pc ive had a much better start

[pliant umbra]

@loud knot you on?

[shell carbon]

Suck

[tough spoke]

Shoot

[crimson kindle]

im level 12 or something and have a moc, kotsaka, bunker, office, moc, and stuff

[loud knot]

I just got off

[pliant umbra]

bruh

[shell carbon]

Yes

[loud knot]

Not fn lol

[pliant umbra]

decapatate

[crimson kindle]

i bought the criminal enterprise starterpack on steam cuz it was on sale with the game

[pliant umbra]

oh nvm then

[tough spoke]

Eat the head

[pliant umbra]

debone it first

anyways

anyone wanna listen to music?

[tough spoke]

Eh I like to chew off bone

No

[pliant umbra]

#722716212592640007

[loud knot]

Ah it sucks

[crimson kindle]

Yeah but it gave me a bunker and stuff so

And I’m boutta buy an oppressor soon

[pliant umbra]

sussy baka susssssy baka 🎵🎵

[tough spoke]

Got the one w the game, crim ent pack, and the shark card for the special someone

Bc sale

[austere elk]

i got the game with no benefits at all 💀

[tough spoke]

L

Lol

[austere elk]

tbf it was years ago now so

[tough spoke]

Ah fair

Ps3?

[austere elk]

started on ps3 yea but got it ps4

[tough spoke]

Mint

[austere elk]

nice cucumber though

[tough spoke]

Tbh I liked ps3 version bc in story mode you could get more "special cars "that you couldn't but from the store

From the garage in story mode

Thx it's long and juicy

And thick

Make good cucumber sandwiches w it

[latent pelican]

bruh

[tough spoke]

And salads and such

[latent pelican]

the Savage is OP

[tough spoke]

No shit Sherlock

[twilit jungle]

Help initiated

I go to the daily spin in the casino and it says this option is not available for you

[pliant umbra]

chernobyolic ass carver

[tough spoke]

Guy Looks like uncle bad touch

Rez humor

[loud knot]

Eh

[bright hatch]

What’s the best entry point fit cayo

[olive ermine]

drainage tunnel

[bright hatch]

How do I scout that out?

[olive ermine]

grab a boat and go behind the compoud

swim under and just go near it and u will unlock it

[bright hatch]

Ok thanks

[olive ermine]

[bright hatch]

What’s the best exit point

[olive ermine]

exit vehicle just use kosatka later just swim away from cayo

[bright hatch]

Ok

I was about to finish gathering intel then my game froze so I have to restart everything

And it’s my first time so I have to go through all the cutscenes again

[south ibex]

[bright hatch]

I agree

[olive ermine]

[sacred thistle]

When i was new to the cayo heist i didnt knew exactly what i had to do in the gather intel mission, and because of that i restarted the heist everytime
i also didn't knew that you could skip the cutscenes

[bright hatch]

You can skip them!

How

@sacred thistle how do I skip them

[sacred thistle]

After you watch the cutscene for the first time, you can skip it by pressing X(PS4 or A(XOne)

Not sure if this works with all cutscenes since i dont remember

[bright hatch]

Oh ok so I have to go through them the first time

[sacred thistle]

And also, because your game crashed, it might didnt saved it so you might not be able to skip it

I think

[sacred thistle]

Yeah

[bright hatch]

Oh ok thanks

[sacred thistle]

Youre welcome

[ruby river]

Can you upgrade the insurgent to the insurgent pick up?

[long cape]

Ye

[wintry heron]

anyone want to do prison break heist? IVE GOT 3 PEOPLE ALREADY

[long cape]

In a special workshop

[waxen field]

I like the shinobi

[wintry heron]

anyone gta
heist

anyone gta
heist

prison break

[olive ermine]

go to lfg

[vivid flower]

have a bullet proof car in the group for heist?

[crimson kindle]

whats the best infiltration point for cayo ?

[olive ermine]

drainage tunnel

[prime flame]

Tunnel

[loud knot]

Drainage

[crimson kindle]

fuck im stealing a vellum rn

should i not be doing that

[left junco]

Anyone need a grabber for a heist preferably cayo?

That plays on Xbox

[alpine oar]

Bro I just looked at my cash and I have 0

[wintry heron]

Lol

[upbeat salmon]

L

[bright hatch]

Do I need to do any disruption prep for cayo

[wintry heron]

if you're going stealthy then no

[plain lava]

Howdy bitches 🙋

[crimson kindle]

bro

a modder somehow gave me an oppressor ???

and its mine now

somehow

like i can call the mechanic

[normal swallow]

A @Migo

That's the power of mod menu

[crimson kindle]

i didnt know that shit was possible

[normal swallow]

Lol

[crimson kindle]

i knew they could spawn cars

but like

i didnt know they could make any car your actual personal vehicle

[long cape]

Hello

[rocky timber]

grab them tiddies

[long cape]

Wtf

[loud knot]

Just a tip so u dont get muted

[crimson kindle]

oh

[long cape]

Yo I'm just going to leave

[rocky timber]

me 2

[crimson kindle]

to any mods im not the one hacking im just discussing what happened

[rocky timber]

which is not allowed

[normal swallow]

😩

[rocky timber]

😫

[normal swallow]

🌚👌

[rocky timber]

🌝 👍

[normal swallow]

🙀

[rocky timber]

😱

alr lets stop

before muted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/798110895112454183.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[normal swallow]

😩👍🏻

[tough mountain]

[crimson kindle]

bro i missed the oppressor mk1

i had it on ps4

its so fun to drive

[blazing knot]

R*

You say 24 hour response time you lying shit

don’t lie to me Walt

you sussy Baka

[ashen meteor]

Yo me broke help me

[blazing knot]

How much money you have

[ashen meteor]

Like 500k

[blazing knot]

Broke meter: 8/10

[ashen meteor]

10 out of 8

It should be like 10 out 4 lol

[crimson kindle]

gta tryhards are so annoying bro

i was minding my business and these two guys roll up in a tank gunning me down for no reason and call me trash

while i wasnt even trying to fight back

they're probably having the time of their lives because i left the lobby

[blazing knot]

sorry to hear that honestly

that really sucks

[late reef]

same irl

[snow wedge]

Hello chat

[wintry heron]

Hello

Run

[blazing knot]

I’m about a 7/10 broke meter for my class

maybe 6/10 idk but I broke

[woeful timber]

@final forge

Lzzz

Noob

Im Apache

Bitch

@final forge

@late reef

@late reef

Eat penis

Cry

Cry

Cry

Cry

Cry

Cry

@rapid pilot

@brittle flower

@final forge

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lol

[blazing knot]

what in the shit

[open tide]

I dont think thats how this works...

[blazing knot]

who is this man

is this jesus

[supple fractal]

was*

[blazing knot]

wdym was

he stilll here

[open tide]

me?

[blazing knot]

nah the spammer

[open tide]

oh

[blazing knot]

@clever bay

you hack this dude?

[cedar quartz]

Sed

[tough spoke]

Sup clown

[hoary dome]

Hahahah

[boreal tulip]

It's weird because TGG has done videos with modders in them, for example in a PS3 video one of the challenges he has to do is to find a modder giving away money

And yet mod/glitch talk isn't allowed on this server

[boreal tulip]

lfg-cayo-xbox

[hoary dome]

Lool

[arctic bronze]

Guys what should i do with 2,7 million dollars?

im new btw

[boreal tulip]

B r u h

[wintry heron]

Buy 2.7 million sprunk soda cans 👍

[arctic bronze]

i have the office, apartment and MC club

[boreal tulip]

Buy a Kosatka then

[arctic bronze]

and then do the cayo heist???

[boreal tulip]

Yea

[grand crest]

That reminds me, I need to finish the original set of heists 😂

[arctic bronze]

im still bad at the game but ima try. Thx for the info

[boreal tulip]

It's not rly necessary but I do recommend it for the fun

[grand crest]

Lester keeps calling me so I need him to chill 😂

[arctic bronze]

Fr Lol

[grand crest]

I like him better when he’s quiet 😂

[boreal tulip]

Well there are also some trade prices in some of the heists

For example the Savage helicopter

Well the trade prices combined with the fact that they are fun if you have a good team, they are worth it

[arctic bronze]

what do i need to buy the kosatka?

[boreal tulip]

Nothing

You just need to visit Music Locker

[arctic bronze]

but its locked ;-;

[arctic bronze]

where>

[boreal tulip]

Musick Locker is locked??

[boreal tulip]

Next to the Casino

[grand crest]

Casino

[broken flicker]

@arctic bronze Go to H north of map.

[boreal tulip]

No shit

[arctic bronze]

Ight thanks guys, all of u

btw how much the cayo perico heist give you?

[boreal tulip]

1,5 million on average

Per heist

[broken flicker]

@arctic bronze Then you will have access to Vip in music locker now Kosatka is unlocked.

[arctic bronze]

Oki

[boreal tulip]

Nope

It's around 1,5 million on average

The max you can get without panther is around 1,8 million

[arctic bronze]

is without partner hard?

[boreal tulip]

No

[broken flicker]

@boreal tulip On hard mode w elite.

[boreal tulip]

Sometimes it's even easier solo lol

If your teammate(s) are not listening to you or if they're just randoms

[arctic bronze]

K Lol thank for the tips

[boreal tulip]

Well idk about that but solo you can get 1,8 million max

If you have pink diamond, 2 coke, around 100k in the safe and you're on hard mode and do the elite challenge.

[boreal tulip]

Then you get 1,8 mil

Nahh it's not that much with a teammate

[broken flicker]

@wintry heron -15-20% cut.

[tough mountain]

thats not decent thats actually good

i see

[tough spoke]

Ello

[boreal tulip]

Let's do the math. There are two people doing the heist. Hard mode, pink diamond as the target, three gold in the compound, and $100k in the safe.

The pink diamond is worth $1,430,000 . Add the max safe to it, that's $1,530,000 . Each gold pile is worth $332,184 . Add three of those, the total take is $2,526,552. Then finally we add the elite challenge, $100k, which adds up to $2,626,552 .

But then we need to take the fencing fee + Pavel's cut away from the take. Those two together remove around $155,000 from the take. The final take is then $2,471,552.

Now, we take 85% of that amount, which comes to $2,100,819 .

That is the absolute maximum you can get, for one person, from a Cayo Perico Heist, without the panther or 1,5x primary target value event.

[haughty mist]

What is the HSW ride like what is HSW

[upbeat sequoia]

Hao's Special Works

[arctic bronze]

done just buy the submarine

[rocky timber]

Brooo am too lazy

[runic talon]

Yeah the max is $1,992,440 if everything goes right, not including panther. 1430000 + 1000000 + 100000 = 2530000. 2530000 - 12% = 2226400. 85% of 2226400 = 1892440. Then add $100K for elite

[storm cliff]

hey guys i bought the security keycard

for the casino thingy

but i cant practice it

it did refresh my arcade but i cant find it

[boreal tulip]

??? Wdym the max without panther is around 2,1 million as I said earlier so why would it be less with the panther???

[storm cliff]

Nevermind i found it

[hoary dome]

If you have pd and 3 gold you’ll get 1.85, 1.95 with elite

On hard mode ofc

[boreal tulip]

Nope you get more

If you have max safe

[boreal tulip]

_ _

[hoary dome]

1.85 is 95% of the time

[runic talon]

Panther Statue on hard + 3 gold, max mini vault and elite = $2,486,120

[south ibex]

I want panther but always get tequila or necklace, how?

[boreal tulip]

The panther is not available now lol

[south ibex]

diamond

[boreal tulip]

What about that

Diamond is the best target besides panther

[south ibex]

somehow I never get it

[boreal tulip]

Bad luck then

[south ibex]

because I’m rank 57

rankist

rankism

it’s because I’m rank 57 huh rockstar? rankist fuck

[hoary dome]

I have it

[vague nebula]

Yo

No ig

🤡

[hoary dome]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

Tells you the sales there

[south ibex]

come on rockstar give me the diamond, screw the tequila and necklace give me the diamond or I grief

mUaHaHaHaHa!1!1

[vague nebula]

Lol

I am a newbie

I just bought kuruma

What shall I buy now :)

[south ibex]

buy rockstar

[vague nebula]

Bruh

K

[south ibex]

/give gamer cheezits cash 9999999999999999

[vague nebula]

Yea

What's that

[south ibex]

an experience of paying 2M+ to pet a dog

[vague nebula]

Ohhk

I only rob el rubbio so ya

[boreal tulip]

Old gen??

You mean before expanded & enhanced

[boreal tulip]

It's an old heist then

[vague nebula]

How to join tgg crew?

[olive ermine]

[vague nebula]

👍

[boreal tulip]

It's private

[vague nebula]

So how can I join his clan ;-;

[boreal tulip]

Bruh

[boreal tulip]

_ _

[vague nebula]

I want to play with peeps

With no griefers

;-;

[olive ermine]

make invite only then invite ur friends

[vague nebula]

I don't have :')

[boreal tulip]

Yeah or find some chill crew and join a crew sessiosn

[vague nebula]

Kk

[olive ermine]

ask someone here

[boreal tulip]

Yeah, #💻〢other-lfg-pc could work

[minor radish]

What is the cooldown for selling cars?

[boreal tulip]

From a vehicle workshop?

It's 15 min

[minor radish]

No, in LS

[boreal tulip]

Wdym in LS

With a vehicle workshop or what

[olive ermine]

los santos custom

[vague nebula]

Ls custom

[minor radish]

Yes

[boreal tulip]

Oh so then it would ne LSC

There's no cooldown

[minor radish]

Okiee

[boreal tulip]

But you shouldn't sell cars there (unless you wanna get rid of your own) because it doesn't make you much money at all

[minor radish]

its filling my garage spot

[vague nebula]

What are the cool cars and are usefull in 2 mil

[olive ermine]

gto

[boreal tulip]

Just buy anything on sale

There are so many cars on sale rn

[vague nebula]

Yeah

[olive ermine]

the podium is quite good

[minor radish]

i like free cars

[boreal tulip]

Who doesn't

[vague nebula]

Exactly

[olive ermine]

but u cant sell the podium

[boreal tulip]

Yeah it kinda sucks

I prolly wouldn't have that many podium vehicles if you could sell them

[minor radish]

I cant sell my oracle ;-;

[boreal tulip]

Is it a podium vehicle you won?

[olive ermine]

or free?

[boreal tulip]

Wait isn't that just a random car that NPCs drive lol

I googled it

[olive ermine]

yea

[boreal tulip]

You probably wouldn't even get much from it

[minor radish]

Yes i know

i just need a spot for my kosatka

[olive ermine]

how much in ur bank?

[minor radish]

I think 35k or 34k

[boreal tulip]

????

[boreal tulip]

Daaaaamn

[hoary dome]

Loool rip

[olive ermine]

i think he wants to buy the kosatka

[minor radish]

i havent seen the kosatka price ithink

[olive ermine]

2 mil

[boreal tulip]

You can buy at least 2 cans of Sprunk with that

[boreal tulip]

2,2 million

[olive ermine]

how much is 1 can

[boreal tulip]

$1

At least 2 cans can be bought with 35k

(I think)

[olive ermine]

[severe pulsar]

hello guys

[olive ermine]

hi

[boreal tulip]

Hiya

[severe pulsar]

how are you

[boreal tulip]

I'm...alright

[minor radish]

35k x 50 is my money

[severe pulsar]

noice

[boreal tulip]

Oh zamn

So almost enough for a Kosatka

[minor radish]

Yes yes

[severe pulsar]

how much is it?

[minor radish]

Im just looking for a car that can fly

[boreal tulip]

2,2 million

[severe pulsar]

ooo oke

thx

[boreal tulip]

There's only one that can

But buy the Kosatka first

[minor radish]

Ok

[olive ermine]

deluxo?

[minor radish]

what

[boreal tulip]

Yeah that's the only flying car

[unique axle]

Is 1 arcade the only requirement for the diamond casino heist?

[minor radish]

How much is it

[olive ermine]

deluxo is a flying car

[boreal tulip]

It's almost 3 million with trade price

[olive ermine]

4m

[boreal tulip]

Without the trade price it's almost 4 million

[minor radish]

Oh my gawd

[olive ermine]

$4,721,500

[boreal tulip]

_ _

2,925,000

Trade price

[wintry heron]

When is next dlc

[boreal tulip]

Without the trade price

[boreal tulip]

Soon

[minor radish]

So a deluxe is cheaper than kosatka

[boreal tulip]

Wdym no

[minor radish]

wut

[olive ermine]

its 4m

[boreal tulip]

I just said the Kosatka price earlier

2,2 million

[boreal tulip]

Nope

[olive ermine]

look on google

[boreal tulip]

That's literally what I did

And confirmed that it's not 4 million

[minor radish]

So how do i get the other 2 mill for the deluxe car

[boreal tulip]

By buying the Kosatka

And doing the Cayo Perico Heist

[olive ermine]

look in gta wiki

[minor radish]

I have only a million

[boreal tulip]

You should buy a facility before Deluxo to have the trade price

[olive ermine]

it is

[silent fog]

Hello, if i buy the custom auto shop at the ceo office, will it make me unlock all vehicle upgrades before level 100?

[boreal tulip]

You just need to do one setup of the Doomsday heist and you unlock it

[lament flint]

Kosatka is 2.2 million man?

[boreal tulip]

Not at CEO office

[boreal tulip]

Yeah? And?

[lament flint]

This guy saying it's 4 million

[silent fog]

Okay that means i gotta buy the real vehicle workshop, thanks man

[boreal tulip]

We're not even talking about the kosatka

[boreal tulip]

Nah at Auto shop

You unlock all the things

[lament flint]

I'm not talking about you

[boreal tulip]

Before level 100

[boreal tulip]

Omg

I said we

[lament flint]

Bruh

[boreal tulip]

He's not talking about the kosatka either

[lament flint]

I'm not talking about him either

[boreal tulip]

Wtf

Then who

Nobody here said that kosatka costs 4 million

[lament flint]

Nvm

[olive ermine]

@boreal tulip ur google is wrong

[boreal tulip]

I have no idea why

[latent pelican]

Change of subject

Do any of you guys have the Savage

[lethal skiff]

Should I buy a facility or save for an agency

[latent pelican]

Agency

[silent fog]

Is it cheaper to mods our car in the autoshop? Or same

[lethal skiff]

Ok

[boreal tulip]

I do

[boreal tulip]

Depends

[boreal tulip]

It's the same

Probably

[latent pelican]

I love it

[boreal tulip]

It's good...but it's not that good

The cannon's range is trash

The armor is alright

Missiles are like the buzzard's, terrible

[latent pelican]

If the cannon had any longer range it would be overpowered

[latent pelican]

The missiles aren’t the main selling point

And the armor is mid

[wintry heron]

bruh this is the second time in a row, i got stuck in cayo's gate cutscene

[jovial fable]

Hackers are so annoying

[balmy bison]

can I change appearance

I mean my face

[jovial fable]

Yes for 100k i think

[balmy bison]

does it affect my progress

[wintry heron]

yes

[balmy bison]

huh

[wintry heron]

if you turn ugly, it starts you over

[jovial fable]

lmao

[balmy bison]

oh shit

I am already ugu

ugly

[wintry heron]

you're beautiful silly

[severe pulsar]

cant you just have a private server?

[balmy bison]

I mean ingame

[jovial fable]

There are a lot of things you cannot do in private server i think

[balmy bison]

solo public

[severe pulsar]

ye i know but like theres a way to like make everyone leave

[jovial fable]

ya i know that

[severe pulsar]

ye so there you can have a normal session just alone

so no hackers

💪

[jovial fable]

hackers later joined in

[severe pulsar]

o then thats something else

[balmy bison]

once my 3 mill cargo was blown up by a hacker

[severe pulsar]

oh damn

[balmy bison]

so get a solo public

[wintry heron]

that's sad

[hoary dome]

Hahaha that’s a huge F, how did a hacker do it

[hoary dome]

Soldier

[balmy bison]

blew me up

boom

[wintry heron]

robbing el brokeo

[severe pulsar]

one i joined a lobby and there was just so many planes everywhere

then my pc crashed

hackers are gay

[hoary dome]

With what

[wintry heron]

done buying all the cars on sale

@hoary dome yes sir

[spring stump]

[tough mountain]

your pc?

so thats hardware issue tuen

then

[severe pulsar]

ye thats something else i had a bad pc

im just saying there was so many planes there

[tough mountain]

good discounts fr

[lethal skiff]

Wym

[upbeat sequoia]

Pc crashed

[tough mountain]

eh those are harmless

[wintry heron]

buy agency if you want to make money

[lethal skiff]

Oh ok 👍🏿

[spring stump]

welcome to crash mod auto, where player safety is so shit, you may as well be publicising your personal information such as bank details! see why crash mod auto online is shit!

[severe pulsar]

yea but i had a bad pc so it crashed

[wintry heron]

running out of garage space in the downtown 😭

[upbeat sequoia]

You can make money with the agency?

Whaaat?

[tough mountain]

so hardware issue then notnthe heckers

[wintry heron]

dr dre contacts and security contacts

[upbeat sequoia]

Btw I have 3 slots left to buy apartments/garages

Which ones should I get?

[severe pulsar]

bro i dont care about that im just saying that my pc crashed because of it im not blaming anyone, anyways there shouldnt be that much planes in a spot im pretty sure

[tough mountain]

you said heckers were gay

[severe pulsar]

ye

and

[wintry heron]

bought 6 mil worth of cars

feeling nice

[tough mountain]

im still scared to spend my 182 million on gta

[upbeat sequoia]

@wintry heron?

Anyone?

[upbeat sequoia]

buys maxed out kosatka

[severe pulsar]

damn 182 mil

how much time you playing?

[upbeat sequoia]

I have 256m left

Legit money

[wintry heron]

the ones are custom apartments

[severe pulsar]

holy yall are rich af

[tough mountain]

about 2 years now

[normal swallow]

Has anyone in here ever attempted the criminal master mind challenge for doomsday??????

[tough mountain]

thats from cayo and businesses

[wintry heron]

3 yrs

[severe pulsar]

ohhh nicee

[tough mountain]

oh and count the multiplied jobs

[upbeat sequoia]

I have one is richards majecstic, stilt apartment and one eclispe towers

[severe pulsar]

ok ye that makes sense

[upbeat sequoia]

I don't care about apartments really

I need the garage spaces

[severe pulsar]

im also saving up for the cayo perico submarine thing

[wintry heron]

buy the del perro

[upbeat sequoia]

And?

[wintry heron]

im in game, let me search some nice ones

[upbeat sequoia]

I need to buy atleast 3 apartments

Or garages

[wintry heron]

buy 2044 North conker avenue

[upbeat sequoia]

My maze bank towers garage is full

Smh

[wintry heron]

Tinsel towers apt 3 or 42 (choose any)

[wintry heron]

so?

[upbeat sequoia]

I can't buy any more cars currently

All of the garages are full

Including agency and autoshop

Can't even spend 256m properly lol

[wintry heron]

buy luxor deluxe 10 times

[normal swallow]

My life saving is like 100 mil

How tf y'all getting 200 mil

[wintry heron]

Lol i crossed 220 mil today

[upbeat sequoia]

Mine is 500m+ on ps account

[normal swallow]

Brug

[upbeat sequoia]

2013 account

Obviously

[normal swallow]

Ehh

[tough mountain]

cayo

[normal swallow]

I started playing when epic gave it freee

[wintry heron]

i got 500-600 mil in ps3, and i last had 120 mil left in Nov 2020

[normal swallow]

I just get bored doing the same setups

[wintry heron]

im playing since when there was no cayo and casino on PC

[normal swallow]

Noicee

[wintry heron]

it was tough asf to get 1 mil between 2013-2016

[normal swallow]

Ye

Robbing stores

Playing modes

[wintry heron]

tyrant is so small bruh

[upbeat sequoia]

We used to grind pacific standards back in the day

[normal swallow]

I guess it was fun back then

[upbeat sequoia]

Like people do with cayo now

[normal swallow]

No grinding

[upbeat sequoia]

Good o'l times

[normal swallow]

Just vibes with buddies

[stable frost]

Me after running cayo for the 1000th time:

[wintry heron]

i miss my first yr on pc no modders

[normal swallow]

I only did cayo like 3 or 4 times

Ye

Modders just ruin the game

And griefers

[wintry heron]

There was a increase of modders in 2020 may-June

[normal swallow]

One guy ruined my 1mil bunker sale

[minor radish]

i got killed for 17 time just for 1000 dollar bountry on my head ;-;

[normal swallow]

💀

[upbeat sequoia]

Anyone has the UFO tattoo?

[normal swallow]

I have

Tattoos

[wintry heron]

nah

[upbeat sequoia]

I got it

But wasn’t worth it

[wintry heron]

i got 0 tatoos

from 2019

[normal swallow]

How do we unlock the UFO tattoo?

[upbeat sequoia]

Try the Muscle tear tattoo on

Looks sick

[wintry heron]

it was limited time one

[normal swallow]

Ohh

I seee

[upbeat sequoia]

You have to restock your bunker 600 times

[normal swallow]

Wutt

[upbeat sequoia]

Then you get a special steal mission on the 601th time

[wintry heron]

it was not time bounded?

[normal swallow]

That's crazy dude

[upbeat sequoia]

It's for ps kinda

[normal swallow]

Heh dumass😏

[wintry heron]

.. bruh i left the game for a while so i got remember all the things

[normal swallow]

Brehh

Okie I understand

[wintry heron]

it was boring asf in 2020

[upbeat sequoia]

Then you have to pass out by drinking from 1-4 am while it's raining,thunderstorming or snowing

[normal swallow]

Winder soljer what rang

In gta

[wintry heron]

111 on pc

[normal swallow]

Wut

And??

U have another account

?

[wintry heron]

270+ on ps3

[normal swallow]

Noicee

[wintry heron]

and 100 on new gen but it is my sis's acc

[normal swallow]

I was prolly a toddler when gta came out;-;

[wintry heron]

GTA gets boring if you try to speedrun it

[hoary dome]

Give your sister the pc account and you play new gen

[wintry heron]

nah

my Pc is better than xbox

[normal swallow]

Lel

How much did you spend on it?

[hoary dome]

You don’t have hao

[wintry heron]

on pc or what?

[wintry heron]

honestly idc about hao's vehicles

[upbeat sequoia]

Only?

[normal swallow]

Ye

[wintry heron]

2500$CA

[normal swallow]

😭😭

[upbeat sequoia]

I'm only 134 on pc

[normal swallow]

I only have 1 acc

[wintry heron]

bruh level doesn't matter at all

[normal swallow]

And I'm 230+ on it

[upbeat sequoia]

It matters

[normal swallow]

Yr

Ye

[upbeat sequoia]

Till 200

[wintry heron]

fellow 9 year old

[upbeat sequoia]

Then it's just a flex

[normal swallow]

We have low armour

[normal swallow]

Wee

[wintry heron]

[upbeat sequoia]

I'm level 899 on ps5

[normal swallow]

What

[upbeat sequoia]

The level background thing is golden

[normal swallow]

U have a yt?

[upbeat sequoia]

Smh

[upbeat sequoia]

Nope

[normal swallow]

Create one dude

[upbeat sequoia]

Like this

[upbeat sequoia]

You need to be passionate to be a yt-er

[wintry heron]

[upbeat sequoia]

Which I'm not

[normal swallow]

Back when I was level 50 I thought the mk2 was unaffordable

[normal swallow]

😭👍🏻

[wintry heron]

obviously not just look at tgg

[upbeat sequoia]

Also why would I be a youtuber?

[normal swallow]

How was the name 'The gorilla gang' created?

[normal swallow]

Cuz ehh

[wintry heron]

tgg is a furry

[upbeat sequoia]

Obviously he is a gorilla

[normal swallow]

Breh

[valid heron]

Yo

Need some help

[normal swallow]

Eren

U need help??

[spice adder]

irony

[valid heron]

Should I buy the Overflod Entity XXR or Overflod Tyrant

[valid heron]

Were not seeking freedom today
So yea

[spice adder]

both

[upbeat sequoia]

Both

[normal swallow]

Are you rich?

[upbeat sequoia]

Bcz they are cheap

[upbeat sequoia]

Who?

[valid heron]

I could do one more Cayo and buy both of em

[normal swallow]

Eren yeager

[spice adder]

i like the look of tyrant more

[valid heron]

I have 1.8 million right now

[spice adder]

get both

[normal swallow]

Buy both breh

[valid heron]

Sure thing i guess

Thanks for the suggestions

[normal swallow]

Ye

[valid heron]

Ye

Tatakae 🤡

My bad yo

[upbeat sequoia]

What car is your favorite in gtao?

[valid heron]

Mine is the Coil Cyclone

Both versions 1 and 2

[spice adder]

tough question

[normal swallow]

Mine is zentorno

🌚🌚

[spice adder]

if u only count supers then zentorno is for me

[upbeat sequoia]

Mine is Cyclone II and The Weaponised Ignus

[valid heron]

Oh yea my first supercar after The Turismo R

[upbeat sequoia]

I didn’t like the Cyclone

But the Cyclone II is awesome

[normal swallow]

I also like the toreador

Pretty usefull

[upbeat sequoia]

Especially it's camera angle

[valid heron]

Yeah

It goes reallt well

[upbeat sequoia]

More like stormberg mk2

[normal swallow]

Ye

[spice adder]

i think terrorbyte is my most fav