🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

Kosatka

[ornate viper]

yeah im buying the other mc bussiness thats worth it

[vital sparrow]

My nightclub safe and warehouse each made me 27 mil so far 😂 kind of crazy

[ornate viper]

dk whats it called

[wintry heron]

I am not buying nightclub

[bright hatch]

Yeah the nightclub is crazy good

[vital sparrow]

Mistake

[boreal tulip]

You should

[wintry heron]

I only have a medium apartment and Kosatka. Nobody is calling me. The game is so peaceful

[feral orbit]

lol

[vital sparrow]

😂 no English Dave.

[bright hatch]

He is actually so annoying

[wintry heron]

Exactly

[ornate viper]

bro the only reason i've done english dave's missions is bc hes annoying af

[primal iron]

Anyone wants free 1 year ps plus

[ornate viper]

like more annyoing than a 5 y/o niece

[wintry heron]

He keeps calling you mate

[ornate viper]

me

[vital sparrow]

Hit start to see map and be dispppewrs

[boreal tulip]

"nobody is calling me"

Bryony: hey what's up it's Bryony buy an arena war workshop!!
Lester: hey go ahead and buy a facility!!
Tony: yo yo buy a nightclub!!

[ornate viper]

no he doesn

[bright hatch]

I can’t be bothered to do them

[ornate viper]

t

[wintry heron]

Nobody is calling me

[primal iron]

Ok here

[wintry heron]

All I need is Agency and I am set

Only one that calls me are Tom and Simeone

[vital sparrow]

A must I did 200 contracts. 1 remaining 😂 made 20 mil

[wintry heron]

Woah

I will grind 100 mil before Summer

[vital sparrow]

Yep

[bright hatch]

Are you talking about a agency

[wintry heron]

So I can enjoy the whole summer

[vital sparrow]

I make 1.5-2 mil daily just from safes and walking around

[boreal tulip]

Summer has already begun tho (or maybe not in northern Norway or something lol)

[vital sparrow]

Been grinding cayo in background. Making 10 mil a day

[vital sparrow]

Ya

[ornate viper]

scammer

get fucked lmao

[vital sparrow]

Shots fired

[bright hatch]

Do yk if I’m in my friends ceo will my nightclub still produce stock?

[vital sparrow]

Report him her it

[vital sparrow]

Yes

As long as u online in sessions

[bright hatch]

Ok thanks

[ornate viper]

i did

[vital sparrow]

Good many similar cunts

[bright hatch]

What happened

[wintry heron]

Guys

[ornate viper]

he tried to scam me

[wintry heron]

I saw someone from Jackass cast

[ornate viper]

the lucas guy

[wintry heron]

How

[rocky timber]

grab em tiddies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/796641866010591242.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[ornate viper]

he would give me 1 year ps plus but i would need to give him 3 months ps plus first

and he said it would be free

[rocky timber]

how does tht make sense

[wintry heron]

Well it appears both parties were stupid in this particular situation

You probably were talking too an indian kid who will work at a callcenter when he is old enough cause he was born with persuavive skill, that is where the real scams begin

[vital sparrow]

😂

[wintry heron]

This was just a runner-up

[rocky timber]

wrong gif

ignore

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/887348864158421032.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[tough mountain]

just met a guy in gta named "ChinaDogKiller"

he accused me of aimbotting yet he was standing still in the open

[ornate viper]

what a name

[tough mountain]

all he said during our battle was

ur mom

bed

nerd

im bully boy

[wintry heron]

Mom jokes are so old

[ornate viper]

fax

[tough mountain]

fr tho like

its wack as fuck

[wintry heron]

We talk about the neighbour now

[tough mountain]

ur neighbor

[wintry heron]

My neighbour is very hot

[tough mountain]

how hot

[wintry heron]

Like verified star hot

I wish I was a big muscular guy

[tough mountain]

sheesh

send her number

im kidding

i got no time for love life

[ornate viper]

@?

[tough mountain]

[ornate viper]

gotta shoot your shot

[olive ermine]

how much do u get from payphone hits?

[vital sparrow]

95k if done correctly

15k if lazy like me with 8pm I’ll

80 mil

[olive ermine]

how do u get the bonus?

[wintry heron]

Franklin will tell you once you started it

if you do it right you get 15k

[vital sparrow]

If u don’t do instructions and only kill u get 15k

[wintry heron]

yea

[wintry heron]

She looks like Mina Monet

[ornate viper]

That's some ugly thing

[wintry heron]

Can some people please help me sell 4 vehicle cargo please MESSAGE ME PC!

[spring stump]

so go ask them for their number or smth

idfk

[olive ermine]

ok

[wintry heron]

Guys can i enter a 2 keycard door solo in cayo perico or is the glitch patched ?

[spring stump]

[wintry heron]

I just got a dm for the bot for sending another msg in the chat

💀💀

[olive ermine]

i dont think so

[olive ermine]

wut kind of msg

[wintry heron]

I just sent : i have played for a week so i am not that experienced, thats what i sent

[wintry heron]

no

patched

[wintry heron]

Ight ty

👍

[eager heart]

how do you get the agency?

[spring stump]

go to dynasty executive

idk if old gen has it

i think they do

[wintry heron]

Does anyone know how to fix the servers down error in gta online because it doesn’t let me access it ( i am on ps5)

[spring stump]

try resetting your PS5

[wintry heron]

Did that like 100 times

[spring stump]

what does the message say

[wintry heron]

No connection or servers down

[spring stump]

sure you’re connected?

[wintry heron]

Yea

[spring stump]

MTU settings what they should be?

[wintry heron]

I haven’t changed anything in my wifi settings

[spring stump]

have you tried resetting the wifi?

[valid falcon]

Yo what’s up guys I’m new here where’s general chat

[spring stump]

#💬┃gorilla-chat is the off topic
this chat is general tldr

[wintry heron]

#💬┃gorilla-chat

[valid falcon]

I don’t have access to it

[wintry heron]

Lol young. Gorilla

[valid falcon]

How do I get acces?

[wintry heron]

be in server -4h

24

[spring stump]

^

[wintry heron]

Hours

[valid falcon]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

Lol

[spring stump]

it’s not much

[valid falcon]

Alr guess I’ll use this channel as general chat until then

[spring stump]

[wintry heron]

I did try that too

[wintry heron]

Yea i was confused too when i couldn’t have access to it

[paper harbor]

Fastest way to get money?

[wintry heron]

Cayo perico

[paper harbor]

Don't have it yet

[wintry heron]

Idk then because i had the criminal enterprise which gave me 4 mil and i bought a business then farmed it and did sightseer

[valid falcon]

Id recommend trying to get 2 million for a kosatka with a heli and grind Cayo

[paper harbor]

I got the platinum edition for the Xbox one so I got a business and a biker gang for free but don't have any good vehicles. Bassicly started with $2.5 mil

[valid falcon]

Do you have any mc businesses?

[paper harbor]

I have the money laundering one

[tough mountain]

kosatka all the way

oh wait no

fuq

mb

[valid falcon]

Damn that’s tuff

[paper harbor]

but always get the stuff destroyed

[tough mountain]

mc business do be slow doe

[paper harbor]

but I do have a bunker as well

[valid falcon]

Honestly kosatka and the nightclub are top tier I made 1.5 mil with one sale yesterday

Well id recommend grinding till you have about 2 mill sell a few cars if you must and get a kosatka

[wintry heron]

Well i used the bunkers and i can get 400k per sell

[paper harbor]

Can I sell all of the bunker stock in an invite-only lobby? Also, can they make the stock while I am in an invite-only session?

Also I had the bunker for free and it was the one all the way on the top of the map

[wintry heron]

There is a glitch where you can go into a public lobby by yourself

[paper harbor]

Can I get banned for that?

[wintry heron]

Nope i have tried it

And used it a lot because of these grievers

[spring stump]

on next gen for XB, it’s a lot harder to do that

[paper harbor]

I'm not on next gen

[spring stump]

next gen PSN just needs an MTU settings change

but on old gen

the NAT type method is fixed

[slender linden]

hello

[spring stump]

idk if MTU settings change is fixed on old change

[paper harbor]

What method should I use then I'm on old gen

[spring stump]

i don’t think so

[river elbow]

hi

[wintry heron]

Search it on yt

[slender linden]

id the cayo perico vault door glitch patched?

is

[wintry heron]

long time ago

[river elbow]

yo u play next gen xbox?

[slender linden]

long time ago? i did it like 5 days ago

[ornate viper]

he does

[wintry heron]

Looks like it’s not patched

[spring stump]

load into an online session (public) on GTA, then go to your xbox settings, profile and systems, settings, general, network settings, select go offline. go back to GTA, new session, and once it asks you to turn it on, turn it on

bam

works every time

but you need to be quick with turning it back on mind

@river elbow yeah

i am

[river elbow]

yo can u help me make some money im new to gta online

[spring stump]

i’m not on rn

and idk if i’ll be on later on either

i might be able to later this week

[river elbow]

ok

[whole chasm]

Hopefully some good discounts tmr

[proud marsh]

Hi guys, i have a quesion, so i have a cocane lokup and full suplies and in that time when suplies convert in to stok can i still register as a ceo and do some vip work and will the stok bar go up no matter what?

[spring stump]

yeah

[ornate viper]

ong bruh i need ceo and toreador

[whole chasm]

Yea

[spring stump]

it’ll fill up automatically

[proud marsh]

ohh ok thanks

[paper harbor]

When you say fast how fast do you mean?

[ornate viper]

fast

[whole chasm]

Toreador is less likely but ceo has good odds

[spring stump]

as soon as you load back into gta to find the new session, the xbox message will pop up in game and says smth like “unable to connect online. turn the setting on”. do it as normal

and when i mean quick, i mean quick

[paper harbor]

I guess I'll just have to practice doing it so I know where the setting is

[valid falcon]

With the nightclub you can make a lot of money if you sell everything at once and it takes like 10 mins

[spring stump]

once you figure it out

or get quicker at it

it’s actually fairly easy to accomplish

[slender linden]

yea nightclub is super good

[valid falcon]

Made 1.6 mil in 10 mins with the nightclub

[whole chasm]

I bought one like 2 days ago

For the terrabyte

[wintry heron]

Lol just saw Trevor in an ad

[slender linden]

im afking and i get 1,000,000 per night for doing nothing

[whole chasm]

Might buy an mk2 when gtao decides to work

[wintry heron]

No skill

[valid falcon]

But I don’t really need money I just grind for fun

[slender linden]

yes

[valid falcon]

And I don’t like losing money

[slender linden]

what lvl are you

[valid falcon]

Lvl 191

[paper harbor]

Doesn't it just appear with a prompt for me to click and it turns it back on?

[ornate viper]

how to lvl up fast though

cus i need lvl 120 for minigun

[slender linden]

i dont get how so many people have levels like 5000 on ps what

[ornate viper]

and im lvl 95

[valid falcon]

I don’t have that much money as i used to I have 141mil

[ornate viper]

mod

or hack

[whole chasm]

I'm lv 57

Or 58 idk

[slender linden]

im lvl 102

[whole chasm]

I forgor

[slender linden]

☠️

[whole chasm]

Quandale dingle😳

[slender linden]

whats up guys

its quandale dingle here

[spring stump]

yeah, else you’ll need to sign in with password and then turn it back on

depends how you set it up

[wintry heron]

I’m level 194739184

[slender linden]

[spring stump]

you’ll see what i mean once you do it the first time around

[ornate viper]

any ideas?

[slender linden]

glitches

[paper harbor]

Wait would the password just be the password for the email I used

Bc I don't think I remember it

[spring stump]

it’s the same you use to sign into your account

that’s if you have it setup that way

[paper harbor]

I don't have my account set up to where you need to sign in bc my parents don't even know how to turn my Xbox on

[spring stump]

then it’ll be a case of when the notification pops up

just turn it on

done

[paper harbor]

oh ok thnks

[loud knot]

Special cargo

[ornate viper]

Thanks

[rough scaffold]

Is it just me or does everyone want the car customised we had in NFS carbon, if you know you know

[hoary dome]

Better off getting gta plus

[hoary dome]

Yacht missions this week

One mission on normal gives 7500rp

[ornate viper]

that shi expensive af bro 💀

[hoary dome]

Join someone else’s

[ornate viper]

better off saving irl money

[limpid marten]

hey if we bought a yacht can we customize it later like the rest or?

[rough scaffold]

Yes

Exactly the same as the kotsaka, terrorbite

I maxed out before it was on sale last year

10 mil

[limpid marten]

I see

yeah I would never waste 10m on a useless service like yacht xD

[rough scaffold]

I don't regret it, got the money when autoshop was double, it pays VERY WELL

1 weeks I made 16 million

[limpid marten]

I see

[rough scaffold]

A month later I did criminal mastermind

And now after upgrading all my building and special vehicles and grinding Cayo I have 3 mil

[limpid marten]

I didn't buy all buildings yet but did buy all special vehicles except of yacht

[rough scaffold]

The end goal is everything, once you have it you completed GTA online basically

I also did bunker research

[limpid marten]

nice

well you did complete everything I am still in the beginning and rn doing cayo again to get enough money

[coral valley]

nicee

i make about 30-40m a week grinding cayo lol

currently at around 400m

[limpid marten]

lol what does one do with 400m xD

[coral valley]

nothing lmao

i basically own everything

[limpid marten]

lool

[little fiber]

Why dafuq is ur pfp gay

[wintry heron]

Rockstar logic be like: submit a ticket if you didnt receive your funds after replacing a property

Also Rockstar : "We are unable to verify your loss."

[little fiber]

Gay²

[wintry heron]

well why tf do i have to make a ticket then💀

[coral valley]

nothing wrong with it, cry about it if you have to

[little fiber]

There's a lot wrong with it

First it's gay because it's an anime pfp and then you added the pride flag

[coral valley]

k

[ornate viper]

lmao we're opposites

[little fiber]

Based mf^

[wintry heron]

where do i find insurgent pick up after i buy it

[minor radish]

Hello

[wintry heron]

hi

[bright hatch]

Call Pegasus

[slender linden]

mega sus

im so funny am i

[wintry heron]

oh lol

ty man

[wintry heron]

Aye wtf i just got 2 million and they didnt even have proof

💀

cant send a picture here so yeah

where can i send a pic

[ornate viper]

gta medaia

media

#📸┃gta-media

HA

i was faster

[wintry heron]

ngl they did give me less money than i should have received

[ornate viper]

ay bro im gonna do thos

this

[wintry heron]

but still neet

[wintry heron]

bro im confused how they believed me (i wasnt lying but like you could just fake it tf💀)

[ornate viper]

thats what im gonna do

faking it

[wintry heron]

💀

[ornate viper]

saying i traded the ceo office

and bought the one for 1 mil

[wintry heron]

i traded my maze bank tower for maze bank west

(Not a joke)

[long cape]

Hello

Y

[wintry heron]

because i almsot never spawned at maze bank tower

[ornate viper]

BRO

[long cape]

Did

U

Do that

[wintry heron]

yea

how so

[ornate viper]

thats EXACTLY what i was gonna say

now im gonna say the arcadius

[wintry heron]

#📸┃gta-media

💀

btw i wanna get cargobob but idk if i can use it for everything

like what can i not lift

[spring stump]

[spring stump]

iirc bikes, trucks… boats? other planes

else you should be ok

[wintry heron]

ah alr

what about cargo etc

[spring stump]

if you are intending to get a cargo on for vehicle warehouse

i’d recommend it

makes it a lot easier

[wintry heron]

anything else besides that?

[spring stump]

the og oppressor

aka

a tank

[hoary dome]

Never buy on a Wednesday unless it’s already on sale

[spring stump]

winched onto the cargobob

[wintry heron]

cargobob will probably not ho on sale for a long time

[spring stump]

it was a meme, but everyone uses the depressor trash noob

i stg

auto correct

fuck off

[hoary dome]

You’ll be crying a lot in the chat if you buy now and it goes on sale tomorrow

Creating tickets etc

[spring stump]

^

[wintry heron]

y creating tickets lmfao

id only create a ticket cuz i lost my own hard worked money due to a bug

Btw wtf is a jetsam

whats the differe between jetsam and cargobob

[terse patio]

pyro or hydra

which do i buy

[wintry heron]

What does b2b stand for?

[wintry heron]

Hydra

[wintry heron]

Back to back

[wintry heron]

Ok ty

[loud knot]

Hey @pliant umbra

[bright hatch]

What are some fun vehicles to have

[ornate viper]

toreador

opressor

mk 1

[half jungle]

Hydra is overrated unless you are really good with it

I’m not

[steep wyvern]

stfu

ong

[static shuttle]

it's an algebra expression, b*2b. which simplifies to 2b squared

[half jungle]

No you

[loud knot]

God of war free with Ps + 😔

Or nah

[wintry heron]

Bruh i bought gow like 2 months ago then they gave it to ps plus users

[wintry heron]

💀💀

[bright hatch]

How much is the toreador

[loud knot]

Lmao

[loud knot]

3.6m??

[bright hatch]

Ty

[ornate viper]

yea

[loud knot]

Wanna help me make money on gta

[ornate viper]

cant rn

[wintry heron]

Anyone still plays gta?

[ornate viper]

what do u wanna do tho

[ornate viper]

almost everyone here i think

[loud knot]

Cayo I have no heist ready

[valid falcon]

Yea why wouldn’t we

[coral valley]

ur asking this in a gta related server...

[ornate viper]

i need to do gather intel first

and im sick

so maybe the weekend

[loud knot]

I need to make money fo da hydra 😔

[coral valley]

hydra sucks tbh

[ornate viper]

bro dont buy hydra

[wintry heron]

Many dont play and they are still in this server

[terse patio]

how do i exit hover mode

in hydra

[wintry heron]

Bcz ig it has gone boring?

[valid falcon]

Isn’t it ironic how in a gta server we can’t say anything nswf

[valid falcon]

Maybe if you don’t have friends or don’t know what to do yea it can be boring but I never get bored

[wintry heron]

I have frnds and I have been playing gta since 2016

;-;

[loud knot]

I already have lazer

[valid falcon]

I’ve been playing since 2014

[wintry heron]

Noice

[ornate viper]

thats literally another reason not to buy hydra

[valid falcon]

There’s always something to do in gta

[ornate viper]

ong

[wintry heron]

And rdr2 ;-;

[valid falcon]

Yea it’s a shame what’s going on with rdr2

But gta online has so many communities to go into and learn tricks you might not have known

[bright hatch]

I wish they did more with rdr2 online

[valid falcon]

Same

But there’s almost something for everyone on gta online

[bright hatch]

Me and my friend used to play it but you have to grind so much just to make a little bit of money

[wintry heron]

It's such a good game and still ;-;

[valid falcon]

True just the online mode isn’t

[wintry heron]

Guys how do I get to the channel where I can ask for people to joins heists etc.? I dont really use discord

[limpid marten]

what a bugged game, it bugged me at scanning point in cayo...

[wintry heron]

If u will not add updates wat will happen

Well rdr2 is slightly better then gta5

I mean it gives u the joy of a cowboy

[limpid marten]

except in online xD

[wintry heron]

If u will not add updates wat will happen

[bright hatch]

I heard the story mode is really good

[wintry heron]

Emotional aswell

I have a plan

If there is something useless other then copper ore in Minecraft it's I have a plan

[bright hatch]

What do people mean when they say I need a grabber

[balmy bison]

i am a new player dont have a kosatka but by grinding have 1 mil should i buy something

[static shuttle]

they want people to grab them

people just have weird kinks

[bright hatch]

Yeah people are weird these days

[static shuttle]

btw, I am in need of a grabber

[ornate viper]

just people who grab gold

during cayo

[rustic briar]

I am doing cayo weapon setup i got merryweather 6 times in a row

[ornate viper]

buy missiles in the kosatka

1.8 mil

[rustic briar]

No mone man

Doing my 2nd heist

[ornate viper]

that sucks then

[wintry heron]

Thats a you problem? if you are trash it doesnt mean everyone is

[ornate viper]

bro hes just saying hydra takes skill

and it doesnt

so he wrong

[rustic briar]

@ornate viper i support ur pfp

[ornate viper]

m2

[static shuttle]

😐

[ornate viper]

?

[static shuttle]

nothing, nothing

[ornate viper]

icic

[eager heart]

how do you get the agency?

[bright hatch]

Dynasty executive

[eager heart]

i dont know what that is lol

[bright hatch]

It’s a website on your phone

[rustic briar]

Guys should i do kosatka entry or the boat (don’t remember name) , entrance is drainage tunnel

[rustic briar]

The place where u buy ceo office

[eager heart]

how much is it

nvm ill check

[rustic briar]

U new to the game ?

@eager heart

If yes u wont be able to afford it

[eager heart]

ye im lvl 57 tho

[rustic briar]

How much mone u got

[eager heart]

i have 2 mil

[rustic briar]

I think u can get it idk

[eager heart]

does it make you more money then 2 mil

tbh idrc i just want franklin

[rustic briar]

2.1m

[rustic briar]

If u complete the dr dre contracts twice ye

[rustic briar]

Lowest priced agency

@eager heart

[static shuttle]

it will take a while

[eager heart]

mk

[rustic briar]

Maybe at least 4 -5 hours

To do 2of em

Coz u are doing it for the first time

[eager heart]

ok better question is it better then just doing act 2 over and over again?

[rustic briar]

Watch the tgg tutorial

[rustic briar]

I never did doomsday hesit

Heist

[eager heart]

oh

[broken flicker]

@eager heart What do you own now?

[eager heart]

well theres a glitch to keep act 2 after completion and you can do it with your friend and they get a mil eachtime

[eager heart]

i own

...

maze bank wes

mc club

counter feit cash

some garages

[rustic briar]

Get kosatka

[eager heart]

a facility

[broken flicker]

@eager heart Kosatka,

[rustic briar]

Bruv

[eager heart]

and bunker

[rustic briar]

Kosatka

Is da way

[eager heart]

you sure

[broken flicker]

@eager heart Get the Kosatka

@eager heart Trust.

[eager heart]

ive been ify abt the kosatka

[half jungle]

Not really a you problem because a lot of people aren’t good with the hydra and because I’ve seen it, only the try hards practicing 30 hours a day are good with it, meanwhile any 7 year old can be a master with the oppressor if they know the controls idiot

[broken flicker]

@eager heart And wait for weekly update just in case the agency goes on discount.

[spring stump]

bruh

1.5 mil per hour

[eager heart]

im a solo player tho

[spring stump]

mate

solo

[broken flicker]

@eager heart you can do it solo.

[spring stump]

1.5 mil an hour

you can do it solo

lol

[eager heart]

k

i might not have enough actually

[spring stump]

it’s kinda cheesy how much money you make from it

[eager heart]

i have 1.8 mil

yikes

[broken flicker]

@eager heart you need 400k more.

[eager heart]

imma go sell some my stuff from the bunker

[simple thicket]

bedrock vs java

[ornate viper]

java

[simple thicket]

wrong

[valid falcon]

This is a gta server

But yes Java is better

[ornate viper]

wdym wrong

its a fucking opinion

[simple thicket]

in my opiniion its wrong

I think bedrock is better

because

on bedrock you get better performance

and on bedrock you can play it on phone

[ornate viper]

bro

[valid falcon]

Fair but better performance doesn’t equal better game

[simple thicket]

its one of the aspects

that make me think bedrock is better

[valid falcon]

The game is very buggy and you need to pay for cosmetics which sucks

[simple thicket]

no thats not true

[ornate viper]

on java is mods + custom shit

[static shuttle]

it's basically based on opinion, whatever version you choose is up to you

[simple thicket]

if you are on pc you can make your skin

[valid falcon]

There’s mine coins

[simple thicket]

yes but you can ignore it

you can download resource pack

to remove the button

[valid falcon]

Kinda hard to ignore when you see the mine coin store every time you load the game up

[simple thicket]

dowanlod resource pack

[valid falcon]

Also the game isn’t optimised that well and the menu isn’t all that great you can’t exit without saving

[eager heart]

bro started talking bout minecraft💀

[simple thicket]

also if you have RTX graphics card you can use RTX graphics for free on bedrock

you cant exit without saving on java too

[valid falcon]

You can?

[simple thicket]

youc ant

how?

on java you have to pay the developers to get RTX shaders

[valid falcon]

You exit the game without saving easy as that

[eager heart]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/900108122469842954/952820181166592060/SPOILER_image0-4.gif

[valid falcon]

I mean you can get shaders n stuff for free besides Java has more freedom than bedrock wil ever have

[simple thicket]

hmmmm ok

on bedrock we also get free mods ok

goto an website and get the mods

[ornate viper]

bro joined a gta server to talk 'bout minecraft 😭

[simple thicket]

sorryyyy

[valid falcon]

Yea strange I know

[static shuttle]

pancakes or waffles?

[ornate viper]

pancakes

[simple thicket]

GTA 5 or GTA 4?

[loud knot]

Imagine jumping me in ghost

😹

[ornate viper]

5

[simple thicket]

thats wrong

gta 4 is better

in my opinon

[ornate viper]

yall are gonna hate me but i never played 4

[bright hatch]

I’ve never played gta 4

[ornate viper]

so its 5 for me

[bright hatch]

Same lol

[simple thicket]

its ok

play gta 4

the best GTA game

[wintry heron]

same

[valid falcon]

Gta 4 is better story wise definitely

[simple thicket]

it has best physics best story best characters best soundtrack

[valid falcon]

Sound track is very debatable

[simple thicket]

if you install ballad of gay tony you also get parachutes and APC and buzzard

[loud knot]

1v2 lol

[simple thicket]

GTA 5 has better map

[valid falcon]

But gta 4 does have the most intricate story in the entire franchise

[supple fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-iceman-eatice-muscles-strong-gif-20610128

[simple thicket]

also gta 4 has more realistic mechanics

[valid falcon]

And I would say it’s better than gta 5s

[simple thicket]

in gta 4 you can hold on to ledges

also you can buy hotdogs

and eat from restaunrants

[valid falcon]

In some ways gta 5 is a downgrade from gta 4

[simple thicket]

GTA 4 vs San Andreas

[static shuttle]

https://c.tenor.com/2qaeDVPqIPoAAAAM/swimming-in-ice-challenge.gif

[simple thicket]

GTA 4 wayyy better than san andreas

GTA 4 has better graphics better physics better story better characters

GTA san andreas has : useless jobs that no one care about

[supple fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/iceman-ruonis-ekete-snowman-tadeus-gif-19751393

[desert scroll]

QQ. I might be very late, but I notice that the contract missions don't pay me as it's supposed to be. Anyone having the same issue?

[olive ermine]

💪

[static shuttle]

I'm done, goodbye

https://c.tenor.com/1rFSvEvAc6cAAAAM/ice.gif

[rustic briar]

Guys should i do kosatka entry or the boat (don’t remember name) , entrance is drainage tunnel

[loud knot]

Now 3 jets ugh

And 2 ghosted jets

Fuck this game

[olive ermine]

use kosatka for the entry then drainage and exit kosatka

[rustic briar]

Man i got a bug

It is only giving me merrwater hq

Weather

Merryweather hq

[olive ermine]

why dont u do it

[rustic briar]

It sux

[wintry heron]

I am bored wat to do in gta online?

do you have guided missiles @rustic briar

[rustic briar]

No

[olive ermine]

yea the tower is easier

[rustic briar]

And i only get hq i got it 8 times

[valid falcon]

The ceo prep is more fun and faster but the merryweather one isn’t bad

[wintry heron]

it sucks

..

[wintry heron]

delete the game and go get a job

[valid falcon]

It’s not that bad just follow a heli kill everyone get in the avenger and boom

[wintry heron]

I am 13?

[wintry heron]

and?

[olive ermine]

whats wrong with early job

[wintry heron]

I was working when I was 13

[olive ermine]

stonks

[wintry heron]

And child labour law exist in my country?

[wintry heron]

so does mine

[olive ermine]

work in mcd

[rustic briar]

He is indian probs

I am too

[valid falcon]

I mean you can do what ever but you do know that you could pick up being a paper boy as a temporary profession

[hoary dome]

😂

[olive ermine]

$10 an hour

[wintry heron]

And I can go in juvelines delinquency for it+the place I would be working in the Owner of it would've been jailed?

[wintry heron]

Yup

[spring stump]

wait

stop

stop

you’re telling me

[wintry heron]

Stop from wat

[olive ermine]

wut

[spring stump]

a 13 year old

is playing gta

[valid falcon]

Playing gta

[spring stump]

well

now i’ve seen it all

[valid falcon]

A 18+ game

[wintry heron]

Well wat?

[spring stump]

[olive ermine]

under

age

[spring stump]

yeah

chief

[wintry heron]

There are 9 year olds who play gta

[valid falcon]

They’re supposed to play fortnite not gta

[wintry heron]

[olive ermine]

and they like to grief

[wintry heron]

5 years old plays gta these days and ure surprised a 13 year old boy is Playing?

[spring stump]

[wintry heron]

That's a stupid game

The best update they have taken out is no build

Fortnite > gta

[valid falcon]

Wait till your mom finds out about the vanilla unicorn

[wintry heron]

Lol

[olive ermine]

[spring stump]

or the people on the sidewalk

y’know?

[olive ermine]

shoe store

[wintry heron]

Soo wat?

[rustic briar]

Temple run > any game

[wintry heron]

It's in a game?

[wintry heron]

Yea

[valid falcon]

You should show your parents the story mode mission by the book I bet they’ll love it

[spring stump]

oh boy

[rustic briar]

The trevor one

[olive ermine]

old game 💪

[wintry heron]

They know

[spring stump]

that was uh…

[rustic briar]

Where trevor is introduced

[spring stump]

or worse

both ending A and B scenes

[rustic briar]

Hm

[spring stump]

they’re quite brutal

more so B

imo

[rustic briar]

Ye

[wintry heron]

Modi ka slut

Lol

[valid falcon]

And they’re fine with that you’re either lying or your parents just don’t care about your innocence

[spring stump]

or both

[wintry heron]

Somehow one day my dad was playing gta5

Roaming here and there

And they have seen me playing the game

Doing the missions

Difference is I haven't went to the vanilla unicorn except if there is no mission there

[spring stump]

idk what’s worse - the fact that your parents are letting you play it at your age, or the fact you’re adamant on playing it

[wintry heron]

And wat I asked and wat I am replying to

[spring stump]

[wintry heron]

Lol

Topic changed like nothing

[spring stump]

rolm

help me

[olive ermine]

the s3x tape mission

[spring stump]

please

[olive ermine]

with wut

[wintry heron]

Which one?

[valid falcon]

With poppy

[wintry heron]

Wait s3x tape one?

[spring stump]

oh lord

oh lord…

[olive ermine]

search it up

then delete ur history

[spring stump]

don’t encourage him

jesus

[olive ermine]

donttt

[valid falcon]

Don’t worry guys gta will teach him valuable life lessons like how to distribute meth and stuff people in toilets

[olive ermine]

with?

[rustic briar]

There is an invis guy in my mission shooting rockets

[spring stump]

getting this child off the game

[spring stump]

modder

hard modding

welcome to pc

[rustic briar]

I am in a invite only

[olive ermine]

[spring stump]

where player safety is-

oh

he RID joined

you’re fucked

bluntly

[rustic briar]

How

[olive ermine]

some people can enter the invite

[spring stump]

they use your R* ID, put it into a mod menu

and RID joins you

regardless

[rustic briar]

I left now will he keep joining sessions

[spring stump]

most likely if he’s rid joining you

lol

[olive ermine]

probably yeah

[rustic briar]

Bruv how do i get rid of that guy

[wintry heron]

I am playing it from 2016 ;-;

[spring stump]

you don’t

that’s it

[rustic briar]

My sessions

[spring stump]

what

[olive ermine]

give time, wait until tomorrow

[rustic briar]

Ye imma play tomm best option

[olive ermine]

ok gn

[rustic briar]

What time is it for u

[olive ermine]

10:05pm

[rustic briar]

Hm k

[wintry heron]

Oo that side mission

Yea I have done it

[spring stump]

bruh

let me get this right

you’ve been playing this game

since you were 7

[wintry heron]

So?

[spring stump]

i’m at a loss of words

[rustic briar]

13 many play

But 7?

[haughty oak]

Fortnite ili bupg

[rustic briar]

English dave ur annoying becoz cant cut ur call

[spring stump]

you can

[wintry heron]

Lol

[spring stump]

pause menu

done

ez

[rustic briar]

On oc no

Pc

[wintry heron]

5 year-old exist

[haughty oak]

I give you my sick car if you do my missions

That can do wheelies

[spring stump]

mate

[rustic briar]

Nah man when i was 5 year old i used to play with toy cars i did not play gta

[spring stump]

i have a dominator and a duke of death

[haughty oak]

Ya mate

[spring stump]

they can do wheelies too

[wintry heron]

She’s out of my league bro

[rustic briar]

Nah man the free turismo is better

And the free duke o death too

[haughty oak]

Nice

[spring stump]

you did not just say that

[rustic briar]

They are better than ur volkswagen bettle

[spring stump]

mate

[haughty oak]

Atleast without me the begging of cayo periko couldn’t happen

[rustic briar]

Now that is a valid reason

[spring stump]

you know you? you are a killer… you are a man of ACTION!

[haughty oak]

What

[spring stump]

you do not sit on couches, you take scores her number!

[haughty oak]

Ok that is a valid reason to call me a man of ACTION

[rustic briar]

He is tlaking to @wintry heron

[haughty oak]

Ok

[wintry heron]

Hello

[haughty oak]

Hello

[rustic briar]

Hello

[haughty oak]

Who likes amber heard

[spring stump]

fuck her

[haughty oak]

I hate hear

[spring stump]

stupid prick

she can die

[rustic briar]

No.

[rustic briar]

Yes

[spring stump]

not in that way

jesus

[rustic briar]

Oh in the other way yes

[rustic briar]

Jk man

[spring stump]

[haughty oak]

With no money they wanna cancel her from aucwaman bc of an pation and I singed it sorry for my bad English I don’t come from an English speaking country

[supple fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/826075769704022027/850117291458428968/deez_nuts_trap_remix.mp4?c=

[haughty oak]

Deez nuts

[rustic briar]

Hello

[haughty oak]

Oh hi mark

[rustic briar]

U think amber heard gonna pay jonny depp

[haughty oak]

No I sead they wil cancel her stop a movie

[rustic briar]

[haughty oak]

From I mean

Not stop

[proud hinge]

Hello sir.... Can any one will be my friend in GTA online?

[rustic briar]

Oh ye

[rustic briar]

Hello mukesh

[haughty oak]

You want English Dave as your frend

[blazing knot]

hello

it is time for the gta 5 grind of the day

[haughty oak]

Hi cool pfp to

[proud hinge]

@rustic briar Hello

[blazing knot]

omg it's english dave

[rustic briar]

U mukesh ambani

[blazing knot]

english dave i love you man but listen bro you gotta stop calling me all the time okay I have a life

[spring stump]

mate, she’ll be featured in squid games

try pay off depp, but we can all hope she dies miserably

[proud hinge]

@rustic briar No sir 😂

[rustic briar]

Lol

[blazing knot]

you called me during my date last night and the guy stood up and went home

[proud hinge]

@rustic briar where are you from sir?

[haughty oak]

I just wanna give u my car but I need you to deliver pizza

[rustic briar]

India

[haughty oak]

First

[blazing knot]

I already delivered your pizza man I have your car

I don't care about my nightclub's popularity Dave

[proud hinge]

@rustic briar which state?

[haughty oak]

Well that means that my sibling is calling me

[rustic briar]

Tamil Nadu

[haughty oak]

I come from Belgium

[supple fractal]

guys pls talk about gta here 🤓

[rustic briar]

Oh nice i love antwerp

[spring stump]

yes

[proud hinge]

Ohhh @rustic briar .... Nice bro mere friend banoge? Gta me

[haughty oak]

Nice but I live in Ghent

[rustic briar]

Hey i think lesters a bitcch he takes too much cut

[spring stump]

lester is a fat greedy prick after all

lmao

[wintry heron]

I agree

[proud hinge]

@rustic briar bro please reply

[wintry heron]

This game is nearly 10 years old

[haughty oak]

I like office assistant she/he always greets you and help you go through your things like computer safe costumazing so yeah

[wintry heron]

The virgin assistant has oily ass hair

She hasnt taken a bath in years

[haughty oak]

Wtf how do you know that that’s kinda Sus

[wintry heron]

Im afk in my office since 2014

And she sits there for like 8 years

[haughty oak]

Hmmmm ok valid reason

[proud hinge]

Hello guys.... Help me
Any one from INDIA?

[wintry heron]

Her ass must be water now

[haughty oak]

Yes @rustic briar is

No it’s dog water

[wintry heron]

Yes

And her cloves have became creamy

From breast sweat

[blazing knot]

fuck me I just spawned in and I got my ass blaste

[wintry heron]

Go to assistant fast man

[haughty oak]

She knows how to handle that

Snacks

[wintry heron]

She'll wipe it with her dirty cloves

[haughty oak]

Free snack

[wintry heron]

Yes

She gives birth to snacks

So useful

Just need to wash them first

[haughty oak]

And with the snacks to bro you see how big thos things are holy cow

[wintry heron]

Or hpv

[haughty oak]

First time I actually am talking about gta in the gta dicusion lol

[wintry heron]

Looooool

Sheeeeee

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

[haughty oak]

Wait what hpv

What’s I mean

[wintry heron]

Decease from her pussy

When its super dirty

With bacteria

[rustic briar]

The assistant is useful for free snacks

And only that

[wintry heron]

And to bang her

[frozen sapphire]

Can anyone help me with the doomsday hiest setup?

[rustic briar]

I dont think gta is so realistic yet

[wintry heron]

Haha

Wait for gta6

I'll be 40 years old when it releases

[haughty oak]

There is this meme where like kids of 1990 2000 2010 and 2020 and it’s saying how ppl react when they get heart an the last one is ohh dad my p*SSy is bleeding

[wintry heron]

What?

[ornate viper]

what the fuck

[haughty oak]

Oh no anti lgbtq is here

[wintry heron]

Beuh

[ornate viper]

oh yes

[spring stump]

no no he’s got a point

[wintry heron]

I want a son

Not a daughter

[haughty oak]

Wh u

[wintry heron]

Im against lgbt

For obvious reasons

[haughty oak]

Why I mean f*ng hate auto correct

[rustic briar]

That joker meme fits there

The one where is on the show

[wintry heron]

Bruh

[rustic briar]

And tells

[wintry heron]

I bullied a kid on tiktok

And had my acc banned

[rustic briar]

Lol

[wintry heron]

I didnt even care

I knew i made a gay kid suicide

And was proud

I mean he wore makeup

I couldnt get my eyes burned

[haughty oak]

So I explained what communism is to my whole klas and they were like I think communism is good bc you get paid like other ppl you have same houses as other ppl and I was like this class is full of cumunist pricks bro

[wintry heron]

If ur communist...

U get food from church

[ornate viper]

what grade are u in if u dont know what communism is?

[haughty oak]

5

[wintry heron]

Communism is bad tho

[ornate viper]

that explains is

[haughty oak]

No but I axplaind the bad things to lol

[spring stump]

yeah, and it leads to famine, it leads to people such as surgeons being paid the same wages as lower paid jobs, lack of structure, plus if you’re looking at USSR communism, the way in which it was led… talk about running it into the ground

[haughty oak]

Well can you say what you think communism is

[rustic briar]

Uhh

[wintry heron]

It a nice feeling

[rustic briar]

Uhh

[haughty oak]

I know but they don’t understand I am in class full 5 graders what do you axpect

[rustic briar]

That is a indirect murder ngl

[wintry heron]

Nope

Im a animal killer

I accept that

[wintry heron]

I should try that then

[ornate viper]

are u 11?

[wintry heron]

But a gay kid who wears makeup is considered animal

[terse patio]

guys how do i disable hydra's hover mode

[ornate viper]

or am i stupid

[wintry heron]

Press X

[rustic briar]

He must be 9 or 10

[haughty oak]

Nope I am 10 but I will become 11 in November

[wintry heron]

I remember being 10

[ornate viper]

when i was your age

[hoary lintel]

So... b11 has only 30 missiles?

[wintry heron]

And playing gta4

[haughty oak]

Yes

[terse patio]

wdym it only fires the weapon

[ornate viper]

i went outside

[wintry heron]

I never played gta SA