🚔┃gta-discussion

[hoary marsh]

Oh shit autocorrect

[boreal tulip]

Ah ok

[hoary marsh]

Wheres the danska person

Danish

Denmar

Denmark

Danmark

[boreal tulip]

Or "Seaden"

[devout lotus]

Penis fuck balls pussyyyy

[hoary marsh]

Bruhh can't someone mute him

?mute @devout lotus

Ofc it dont work

[boreal tulip]

Xd

I got muted like 2 or 3 times today lol

They were only a few mins tho

[devout lotus]

🦕 Dinosaur rawrrr

[hoary marsh]

Lol

[boreal tulip]

It's one of the reasons why I prefer this channel over #💬┃gorilla-chat

[devout lotus]

Bob

[boreal tulip]

And one time yesterday

[hoary marsh]

I like both

[boreal tulip]

I like the channel itself but the people on #💬┃gorilla-chat can be so damn toxic sometimes

I don't see that level of toxicity here

[devout lotus]

Guys help

[hoary marsh]

Omg what

[devout lotus]

Look in gorilla chat I was messing about and now they think I'm god 😂

[south river]

People are awful drivers fr

[wintry heron]

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair

Rc-xd

I made funny meme in gta media

How do you switch to discord dark mode?

[south ibex]

I swear I was playing as Franklin in story mode and I just casually walk into a gas station and the dude behind the counter is like: go away! then I get a wanted level…..

[clever dagger]

Can anyone help me drop off my cocaine

[wintry heron]

Just grief your own cargo, it drops duffel bags which are way easy to carry and can be carried in as either one or 3

[clever dagger]

Idk how to do that 💀

[wintry heron]

Im joking

Dont actually do that

It will destroy your cargo

[clever dagger]

Well what do I do

[wintry heron]

I wish i could help but i got work tomorrow

[clever dagger]

Damn you good

[wintry heron]

Yeah im fine

I got both e and e and regular

They take up most my storage on my series

[clever dagger]

You think I can drop off 4 below 30 minutes

[vivid lodge]

in the future try not to let them go past 1.5 bubble, so u can solo it

[wintry heron]

No

If you can wait till 5pm british time tomorrow

Ill be on then

[vivid lodge]

I thought i saw a channel in this discord for getting help with missions? It appears they are for heists, but you might poist in those anyway and see if someone can help u out

[clever dagger]

I just joined this disc like 5 minutes ago

[vivid lodge]

i could prob log in and give you a hand, but depends on what type of delivery missions spawn whether we can duo it or you might lose some product? u wanna try?

[clever dagger]

It’s cocaine

[stuck wedge]

They should have a business section

[vivid lodge]

i mean, there are several differnt missions that spawn for deliveries, regardless of product. sometyimes planes, sometimes mail trucks, etc

[vivid lodge]

Yeah, the heist section is cool, but a general "HELP WANTED" channel would be great too

[clever dagger]

Yeah

[stuck wedge]

I feel you on that

[vivid lodge]

so you wwanna try and duo it, or wait to see if you can get a group to help u out?

[clever dagger]

You have Xbox?

[vivid lodge]

pc, is this game NOT cross platform after 10yrs for christ';s sake?

[clever dagger]

Yeah I don’t think it isn’t

[vivid lodge]

i havent been playing long so i actually havent looked. thats fucked up, FUCKED UP ROCKSTAR YOU CHEAP CUNTS !

[vivid lodge]

welp, sry my guy

[clever dagger]

Nah bro your good thanks for trying to help me tho

[vivid lodge]

yeah, np. Just remember never mor than 1.5 bubbles for soloing

means a little closer administration, but then u dont get screwed

[clever dagger]

I’ve done 2 cars at once solo in 15 minutes

[vivid lodge]

i dont doubt it, but sometimes its planes, mail trucks and garbage trucks are slow as fuck, soooo

[wintry heron]

What upgrades should i buy for my bunker guys

[vivid lodge]

get the one that makes supplies go further and the extra employees, the security shit isnt realy worth imo

[obsidian heart]

were there cross platform games 10 years ago??

[wintry heron]

Which one first, i have 1.1M

[clever dagger]

The cheapest one

The one that is 500k

[vivid lodge]

no, but this is a LIVE service game that should have had that kind of a feature YREARS ago

[vivid lodge]

id get the one that makessupplies go further, less runs. the other just makes turn around time for profit faster.

[south ibex]

anyone mind helping me with loose cheng (because I’ve been neglecting to do it since I bought a penthouse)

Xbox One

edit: skills are ok and kinda bad and recommend people rank 45 and up

[wintry heron]

Ok

[vivid lodge]

sry my guy, i just found out theres no cross platform 😦

[obsidian heart]

I get you... but that's not how things work

[pliant umbra]

anyways

[obsidian heart]

I bet next GTA will be cross platform. It has too

[pliant umbra]

prob not

[vivid lodge]

honestly im still pretty shocked as its live service, and the most profitible game evr, that they cant add this

[pliant umbra]

if there even is gonna be a next gta

[obsidian heart]

"live"?

[spring stump]

cross platform would mean getting licenses from sony and MS

and a third party to get the cross platform to work

[blazing knot]

live service

[vivid lodge]

they just announced gta 6

[spring stump]

won’t happen

[blazing knot]

It’s hardly a live service game

One update every fuckin year

[vivid lodge]

Gets regular updates, not just a cpl dlc and then no further development

[obsidian heart]

maybe they don't add this BECAUSE it's the most profitable game ever 😄

[south ibex]

[spring stump]

the problem is, they’re making the community more mad with these crappy half assed updates

[blazing knot]

Cayo is great though

[vivid lodge]

i think they will for #6, just a feature that most ppl are starting to EXPECT from a AAA title nowadays thats multiplayer

[spring stump]

exhibit A, gta +

[obsidian heart]

wow, I wasn't aware of that! Thanks for the info!

[pliant umbra]

you belive what they say?

[blazing knot]

Great update but gta plus holy sherry

[blazing knot]

[tiny parrot]

Guys

[blazing knot]

[spring stump]

i can’t tell if you’re serious or sarcastic lmfao

[obsidian heart]

Who? GTA 6 was not announced. Everyone think it'll be "GTA 6", tho

[pliant umbra]

gays

[tiny parrot]

If I want to make like car collection garrage wich garage is the best?

[vivid lodge]

the games already on all those [platforms, would just be a matter of making the netcode workable for all of them in tandem

[spring stump]

it’s got nothing to do with netcode…

[blazing knot]

rockstar said “we comin out with the next gta”

You see, 6 is the number that follows after 5. Therefore, it is reasonable to believe that the game after gta 5 will be gta 6

[spring stump]

it’s getting sony and MS to agree to a license to use on third party software, to use on cross platform

[blazing knot]

In this essay, I will

[tiny parrot]

If I want to make like car collection garrage wich garage is the best?

[spring stump]

there’s no netcode involved

like

[blazing knot]

Maybe auto shop? But I prefer having them in my apt

[spring stump]

at all

period

[obsidian heart]

GTA 4 was followed by GTA 5. Many other GTAs didn't. "6" is just pure speculation. All we know is that there's a new GTA comming.

[vivid lodge]

i still like the los santos garage thing you can buy for this (LS Customs?)

[obsidian heart]

Rockstar NEVER said "GTA 6".

[blazing knot]

I don’t think they’ll break the trend now

[obsidian heart]

they already did

[blazing knot]

4, and then 5.

not broken

[obsidian heart]

was that the one and lonely case?

What was before GTA 4?

[blazing knot]

1 and then 2 and then 3

Then the trilogy shit

Then 4 then 5

I think

[obsidian heart]

It was San Andreas

After 3 it was Vice City

[blazing knot]

123 Vice SA 4 5

more stuff in order than out of order

[obsidian heart]

so, speculating, 4 5 6 , Vice SA again 😄

[blazing knot]

fight me in rps

[obsidian heart]

actually GTA 1
Grand Theft Auto: London, 1969
Grand Theft Auto: London, 1961
then GTA 2

[blazing knot]

literally eat my ass

damn technicalities bro

[drowsy palm]

does anyone know why theres hardly anyone in the lobbys i go in

[clever dagger]

Can anyone help me drop off cocaine I play on Xbox old gen

[spring stump]

fucking melon

[drowsy palm]

im a new player to gta

[spring stump]

what is wrong with you

[blazing knot]

why you complaining my homie

[spring stump]

lmao

[drowsy palm]

i cant get anyone in my heists

[vivid lodge]

this off peak hrs in the states, oplay fri/sat eve, shitloads of ppl

[blazing knot]

[spring stump]

[blazing knot]

🍆

You sucking me

[spring stump]

mate i’d need a microscope to see it first

crikey

smol pp

[vivid lodge]

yeah, its rough getting ppl for the intial heists, watch out for the prison mission, its broken, we cheesed the guy onto the bumper since he wont get in the car. good luck

[spring stump]

hah

[blazing knot]

no you don’t bro

I’ll dm a pic to prove

[spring stump]

you better fucking not

[obsidian heart]

[spring stump]

oh no

oh no no no

[obsidian heart]

super

[drowsy palm]

well i have the kosatka but the only heist i can do is the cayo perico

im trying the casino heist rn

[spring stump]

i see a dm from him

[blazing knot]

yes sir

[vivid lodge]

oh, that onbe if fine, the one in the luxury appt is fucke dup

[spring stump]

i’m not opening it

lmfao

[blazing knot]

b try g

broooo

[spring stump]

[blazing knot]

open it tou like it I promise

[vivid lodge]

also, there are channels in this server for looking for groups for heists. try posting in there

[blazing knot]

banned

[vivid lodge]

???

[drowsy palm]

i realized thats not allowed

[spring stump]

man deleted his comment faster than global extinction

[drowsy palm]

btw which is the best way to do casino heist

[vivid lodge]

How do you post in a channel link?

[vivid lodge]

go to lfg-cay-pc

maybe get help for your heist there

[vivid lodge]

i went in heavy

[stuck wedge]

For ease and quickness big con gruppe sechs approach

[drowsy palm]

thanks

[stuck wedge]

Sns is quick too but big con requires like 1 or 2 kills

[wintry heron]

Bitch

[blazing knot]

I hate glitches tbh like just play the game normally my guy. Glitching is just gonna make the game not fun and you’ll have tons of money and no more reason to play

[wintry heron]

Stop deleting the link

[blazing knot]

Greg chill

stop trying to scam then

[wintry heron]

It's not a scam

[blazing knot]

The link looks suspicious as hell

[wintry heron]

Ok...

[blazing knot]

bro stop posting it

@opal valley can you help with this dumbass

[opal valley]

Glitching will get you warned

[blazing knot]

nah I mean yeah but this bro posting like sketchy link spam lmao

[opal valley]

Stop posting that link @wintry heron

[blazing knot]

ye

[opal valley]

It fact

[blazing knot]

[pliant umbra]

damn you just killed the chat 💀

[stable marlin]

Chat dead like my grandma

[blazing knot]

sorry to hear that. I had plans to go see her this week

[pliant umbra]

our*

[blazing knot]

Not studying you’re playing rocket league

Go play arena wars

[opal valley]

Lmao

[pliant umbra]

that thing is more dead then #🎉┃events

[spring stump]

everyone uses the cars

but the mode

kek

imagine

[wintry heron]

Lol

[vivid lodge]

I actually think a lot of the arena ev4ents are fun, but good luck getting enough ppl to actually play one 😦

[wintry heron]

Everyone has custom vehicles so no one wants to play them

The customs win every time

[vivid lodge]

custom cars?

or can you make your own levels or somthing?

[wintry heron]

Yea

Custom arena war vehicles are like 6 or 7 mil to make them good

[vivid lodge]

ahhh, well that sucks

[static iris]

Is the calico still the fastest car with lowered stance and low grip tires

[vivid lodge]

idk, maybe so few ppl play it you could get a group to use mostly the stock arena cars?

[wintry heron]

Thats the best way to play

Or if everyone has custom cars

[vivid lodge]

my duo buddy and i are gonna be trying to do a bunch of the arena stuff, maybe ill try to get a group for it here, i just found this server a day or 2 ago, would be fun

[wintry heron]

Nice, it's pretty fun. One of the most unique modes

[vivid lodge]

we thought so, but its SOOOOOOOOOOO damn hard to find ppl to play it

[wintry heron]

I don't have gta on pc otherwise id join

Sounds like fun

[vivid lodge]

:(, wtf aren't there emoji responses in this server i wonder?

[wintry heron]

Like that?

[vivid lodge]

no, most times there is just an emoji option in the dot menu next to postss, for a qquick thumbs up, or smiley or whateverwhere you caan delete, or edit ewtc

[wintry heron]

Ahh you need reaction perms

[vivid lodge]

i guess , im old, i undertand not your language young one

[wintry heron]

Lol

[pliant umbra]

...

?

[wintry heron]

[vivid lodge]

man, ran 3 in last cpl days to get the yacht on sale, im burned on that for now. too bad NOTHING even comes close to the same revenue per hr

[pliant umbra]

have you not played gta single player?

franklin's aunt says this while talking to trevor

[wintry heron]

Lol

[vivid lodge]

F

[wintry heron]

He only played saints row 0

[pliant umbra]

lol

[stuck wedge]

Never do cayos anymore I prefer casinos anyway

[vivid lodge]

sounds like a trip to cayo perico is in your future friend

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron loves running casino

i’ve run 2 total casino heists in my life

[vivid lodge]

why is that?

[wintry heron]

Lol

[pliant umbra]

?

[olive ermine]

not anytime soon

[stuck wedge]

Cayo is way to damn easy I did that heist while dosing off and still hit elite

[vivid lodge]

sure, depends on if i need money, or am just playing for fun. i definietly have more fun on some of the other hysts

im stoned af, my spelling is hsit toight

typing too lol

[stuck wedge]

I never need money I got to point I don't even play I just hop on to help people

[vivid lodge]

ahh, gotcha. yeah ive maybe got 100hrs in lifetime. still haven't even finsihed all content yet

[pliant umbra]

single player

[exotic shard]

When?

[olive ermine]

not sure still having exams

[stuck wedge]

Quarantine I'd what gave me my play time

[exotic shard]

What exams

[olive ermine]

BI

[exotic shard]

what is BI

[normal bramble]

Lol

[olive ermine]

Bahasa Indonesia

[stuck wedge]

Made 400+ mil and good through everything and now the game is boring

[vivid lodge]

I hate the hacking rockstar allows in thier online games, so i only got it when it was fre on epic. its a shame too, i LOVED all thier old single player stuff. i also got la noir recently, cuz i had a steam refund that i could put bak on an expired card, so i broke my rockstar purchase boycott to pick that up. its been fun though a little dated graphicly

[vivid lodge]

Use your other character slot, and climb to the top again for kicks? at least gives a reason

[stuck wedge]

Bro no fr all they do now is like half ass content and push out cash grabs

[vivid lodge]

Hence my boycott. I hate to see it too, i polayed thier games for 20 YEARS.

[olive ermine]

damn u type so much

[stuck wedge]

I'll restart whenever I get a next gen console

[vivid lodge]

and thats trunkaated cuz i cant touch type and im slow at it

[pliant umbra]

...

[vivid lodge]

Do you not have a gaming pc? consoles great, but modding solo games makes it fdar superior still compared to modding onconsole.

[stuck wedge]

Nah I grew up on consoles plus my entire friend group all are console players I do plan to upgrade to PC as well but later down the line

[vivid lodge]

ahh, yeah ive only been online/multiplayer gaming for 4yrs or so now. So i dont have a console group, and haven't had a console since ps3 was new. Mine original slim is still putting in faithfull service though lol.

always played solo or offline games before that

[olive ermine]

u have ps4?

[vivid lodge]

nope

ps3 to no gaming for 7yrs while doing little kids, and back to college shit. then into pc 4yrs ago,, as well as online gaming

[wintry heron]

Is it completely impossible to see cameras in your radar in the casino heist?

[stuck wedge]

Makes sense I'm still young asf so I have more free time than ik what to do with

[vivid lodge]

yeah, when i was young, N64 was brand new lol

[olive ermine]

how do u change ur cam into a nose cam while riding the stealth annihilator?

[vivid lodge]

hold right stick i thgink?

[olive ermine]

not sure but my annihilator is broken, the rappel thing doesn't work

[vivid lodge]

oh, im still newish at this, thought it was a car/chooper, mb

[olive ermine]

yea np

[long cape]

?

Hello

🤗

[olive ermine]

hi cat

[long cape]

Hi other cat aka rolm

[void junco]

Fr

[long cape]

Heller

[void junco]

Who wants nitro

[long cape]

Meh

[olive ermine]

me

[void junco]

Same here

[long cape]

Hello but with a er

[long cape]

Lmaooo

[void junco]

Me too

[olive ermine]

[long cape]

No remover the o

Man you don't get what I say :(

Yes

Well that's you right or are you not u

?

Same

[south ibex]

hey m8s what’s the efficient way to get 50 headshots with the double action revolver

[long cape]

Run up to player head shot them and leave to another session

[south ibex]

usually my way is with the gas station clerk but yeah

[long cape]

For me it is takes a few hours but still

[clever dagger]

Can anyone help me deliver my cocaine old gen x box

[long cape]

Sadly I cant

But go to lfg

[olive ermine]

use the bus and cover the street then when car comes, shoot the driver dead in the head

[long cape]

#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox

Idk

[olive ermine]

yes

it must be an npc

[south ibex]

my current way is rob a gas station headshot the clerk then GTFO

easy headshot and spare money 😎

[olive ermine]

shoot pedestrian

[south ibex]

least it’s easier since I bought a oppressor to get off the police

[long cape]

I watch YouTube rn

Idk

😐

[south ibex]

I need to rob 37 more gas stations ugh

[long cape]

Man I'ma talk without Grammer aka say I watch YouTube now

[long cape]

AHHH why so many

[south ibex]

cuz need headshots for 250k

[olive ermine]

just shoot padestrians driving cars

[long cape]

Damn what revolver I need 🔫

[south ibex]

won’t they just run u over

[long cape]

What gun I need

[olive ermine]

get a bus and place it in the middle of the road, there cars will stop then u shoot them eventually cars will build up and cover the road and it will be easier for u

[olive ermine]

is like the treasure thing

[long cape]

Someone help me get it soon I want dat money

[viscid cosmos]

hide in the back of any convenience store and shoot everybody that comes in

so ez

[long cape]

Well I'm stupid

[south ibex]

the clerk would prob get scared and bop you

[olive ermine]

u just need to follow the clues

then u get the gun

[long cape]

One time I robbed a store 2 times in a row and got shot in da face

[olive ermine]

then shoot people

then money

[long cape]

I have all

I'm still not knowing how

[olive ermine]

the hunt is easier then the shooting part

[long cape]

But idk what ever

[olive ermine]

utube

[long cape]

K

[south ibex]

someone help my helicopter just turned off and I am going down into the ocean help

[long cape]

Jump

[pliant umbra]

Gsgp-7sre3 ~/f.~]

E-10

[south ibex]

jumped and parachuted

[south river]

I got banned for no reason in the gta online discord and now the mods aren't even letting me know why it said "transphobia" but
A. IM TRANS YOU STUPID FU-

B. I didn't say anything remotely close to transphobia

[long cape]

Go to land

[long cape]

B

[olive ermine]

wut gta online discord?

[long cape]

Ye

[south river]

There's a GTA online disc

[long cape]

Inv

Inv

Inv

Inv please

[pale sky]

Dont

[olive ermine]

official?

[south river]

I love it but I got banned for no reason and now that I've even banned I don't have anyone to do btb with

[pale sky]

Its an absolute shitter of a place

[south river]

No

[south river]

I've been banned bruh

I don't have a link

[south ibex]

why does my online character look like a 2020 street rioter

[olive ermine]

pay 100k to change ur face

[south ibex]

what all does that even do?

[south river]

There's just not as many people in LFG here

[south ibex]

by?

[south river]

I can find a B2B partner in 30 seconds there, it'll take forever here

[long cape]

[south river]

?

[south ibex]

sell vigilante? or keep cus have oppressor mk2 now

[long cape]

Keep

[olive ermine]

collections

[south ibex]

why

[long cape]

Glitch no aloud

[viscid cosmos]

then shoot him first lmao

its not rocket science

[olive ermine]

[long cape]

Glitch no aloud

[olive ermine]

no glitch

[south river]

B2b isn't even really a glitch lol

[long cape]

Is

[south river]

There are tons of posts for b2b that are un questioned

B2b is just smart

[long cape]

Glitch

I been muted warned for glitch

[south river]

Huh?

"No aloud"

Huh?

[south river]

Witch one?

Muted or warned?

[long cape]

Both for b2b

[south river]

Idk man, I think we should ask him

[olive ermine]

ask him

[long cape]

No aloud

[olive ermine]

eh why they remove my patreon role

[long cape]

Because me cool

[flint hatch]

Hi anyone looking forward to do Cayo Puerto Rico Hiest set ups with me?

[olive ermine]

go 2 lfg

[long cape]

Sadly I can't:(

[pale sky]

Cayo Puerto Rico

[south river]

Yoooo when did Cayo Puerto Rico drop????

[long cape]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox

[long cape]

Yesterday

[olive ermine]

where have u been?

same

dead

they need someone 2 start a topic

[south river]

Bro wtf is Cayo Puerto Rico

[olive ermine]

cayo

el rubio

[exotic shard]

Hey guys

[olive ermine]

hi

[exotic shard]

Sup

[olive ermine]

im good

[exotic shard]

Same

[olive ermine]

nice💪

[south ibex]

who got a yacht, and what did you name it cus curious

[half jungle]

Hello I am doing diamond casino heist big con gruppe sechs, which setups do I not need to do

[south river]

I know that, I was jokinf

[olive ermine]

i know

[opal atlas]

4 gold pink diamond finale ready need a grabber will take 15%

Rn

Dm me

[stable marlin]

Wrong place

[south ibex]

finally caring about my nightclub after years popularity is rising

[hasty geyser]

Anyone else has down servers rn?

[stable marlin]

No

🍞

[olive ermine]

[hasty geyser]

Why does my GTA keep saying "Files required to play GTA online

[rich whale]

hi

anyone have advice for not getting cargo destroyed?

[olive ermine]

u on pc?

[olive ermine]

do the solo-public

[rich whale]

whats that

[olive ermine]

its a public lobby but u are the only 1 in the lobby

[rich whale]

thanks

[olive ermine]

but its a glitch

search up on youtube how to do it

[paper sluice]

Does the Cayo perico glitch still work ?

[olive ermine]

b2b?

[paper sluice]

Yeah

[olive ermine]

yes

[paper sluice]

Ok 👍🏼

Anyone wanna run b2b ?

[olive ermine]

go to #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[wintry heron]

do I need to resend pictures to lester about stuff I already saw in casino heist and that doesn't change?

entrances for example

I'm noticing I can't send anymore to lester the roof entrances and side doors for example

I'm taking pictures and it won't let me send

I think it's because I already have that

[south river]

Just hit cayo with 2 people in 8 minutes

[south ibex]

which weapon is best for the oppressor (for jobs and defense) no grief cuz it’s bad

my opinion it’s homing missile?

[vivid lodge]

yeah, its either that or MG (Which costs more for some rediculous reason)

[olive ermine]

the missile is good

[south ibex]

I think I’ll go with homing missile

thank god I’ve been taking care of my nightclub so I have funds to purchase a terrorbyte

[olive ermine]

terrorbyte is a bit useless, its good only for the mk2 garage

[south ibex]

the whole reason why I’m buying a terrorbyte

cuz mk2 garage

same thing for a mobile operations center

[olive ermine]

yea

[south ibex]

I wish yachts had oppressor parking

[olive ermine]

i heard yacht missions gives u good pay out

[south ibex]

yeah but sadly i need help with mines

[olive ermine]

is the yacht worth buying? is on sale

[south ibex]

sorta you get free vehicles

how much you got

[olive ermine]

im grinding cayo

[south ibex]

how much is in your bank

[olive ermine]

2mil+

broke

[south ibex]

do Cayo a bit more and you can afford the Pisces

which is the best

[olive ermine]

aquarius?

[south ibex]

if you wanna waste another 500k, go for it

according to Reddit Pisces is the best

[south river]

What does the MOC even do bruh

[olive ermine]

u get missions

[south ibex]

customize and sell warstock vehicles

[olive ermine]

and can customize certain vehicles

[south ibex]

should i start working for Franklin in online

[olive ermine]

do payphone

[south ibex]

guess I’ll buy a agency

rip money

wish I could sell the cars I win on the wheel spin because I don’t really even need them

[south river]

How long does a client job usually take?

[olive ermine]

the agency workshop is good

[olive ermine]

no long

[south ibex]

now my diamond wheel spin cars are currently in a garage in Blaine county collecting dust

[south river]

Hopefully I'll have fully upgraded MK2 by tonight then

You think I can do 5 in an hour?

[south ibex]

What client jobs u doing

[olive ermine]

depends

some took like 10-15min or even more

[south river]

Idk any of them. I just want to unlock opressor trade price

[south ibex]

alright time to blow all my cash on making my mk2 better

rip me money

[olive ermine]

do the one where u have to hack then kill the given character

[south ibex]

and rockstar always gives me clothes

I don’t need clothes, I need money

[south river]

Bet bet

I think I just fumbled my b2b bruh

[olive ermine]

its called targeting data

[south river]

K

I have 3 million rn

[magic geyser]

But fuck cayo

[simple thicket]

anyone up for gta 4 online?

[south ibex]

and I am broke asf

[olive ermine]

u have kosatka?

[south ibex]

nope

what I do have is a beast of a mk2

[simple thicket]

nice

[south ibex]

aka the reason why I am very poor

[simple thicket]

do ceo work with mk2 its so easy]

[south ibex]

what I am going to do

to unsink my financial status

[olive ermine]

do 100 client jobs and get kosatka

[south ibex]

i literally have 170k

so maybe

wait how do you homing lock with an mk2

on xbox

or does it only work on threats like other players, police, or enemies?

setting?

[upbeat salmon]

Your gun and your clothes. Give it to me

[simple thicket]

if anyone has gta4 here does anyone wanna play gta4 online?

[south ibex]

so does homing on a mk2 work on everything

[olive ermine]

wdym everything?

[south ibex]

pedestrians

[olive ermine]

no

[south ibex]

so just threats like other players, police, and enemies during jobs/missions?

[olive ermine]

yes

[leaden leaf]

Yes and that is better

[south river]

I have killer everyone. Including the juggernaut and yet no second keycard

[leaden leaf]

Second keycard is in the elevator room

The office

[south river]

I already have that one

I've picked everything up, killed everyone, and no second card

[leaden leaf]

Glitch maybe

Are you with someone?

[south river]

Yeah

[leaden leaf]

Maybe he would have picked it

[south river]

Nope

[olive ermine]

cayo have a lot of glitch

[south ibex]

time for ceo work

[leaden leaf]

That's why I hate this game. It so hard to find people to play with and when you finally found someone this fucking game either glitch or crash out

[olive ermine]

[south ibex]

or those teammates are like level 3-5 and get killed instantly

[minor radish]

Hello

[south ibex]

ummm why cant i shoot missiles anymore

[olive ermine]

hi

[south ibex]

did i umm run out

[olive ermine]

yes prob

[south ibex]

omg

whyyy

this makes the game more harder

this is stupid

1 star yelp rating

[leaden leaf]

You can't kill me with 3M vehicle while I am inside my 1.3 M vehicle

[south ibex]

3m down the drain

got i hate myself

[upbeat salmon]

What missile?

[leaden leaf]

Should have baught kosatka

[south ibex]

mk2

[olive ermine]

u should

[upbeat salmon]

It only has 20 missiles

[south ibex]

wth will a kosatka do

[leaden leaf]

I have I am talking about cheezits

[upbeat salmon]

If it runs out you have to restock in the terranyte

[upbeat salmon]

A million bucks

[leaden leaf]

Open the gate to get millions

[upbeat salmon]

Its where the good shit is at

[south ibex]

guess ill scarp a mk2 and buy this kosatka that you guys root for

[exotic shard]

Hey guys

[upbeat salmon]

First heist gives you $2,200,000 if you do it successfully

[olive ermine]

hi

[south ibex]

we talkin cayo perico or something else?

[upbeat salmon]

cayo

[leaden leaf]

I baught kosatka, then baught mc business, car garage, moc, terrorbyte, nightclub, agency I still don't have mk2 I don't see any use of it

[south ibex]

never tried and probably will fail 5000 times

[upbeat salmon]

You grief people obviously

[south ibex]

issue is that people that join my team will possibly be low ranked and be very terrible ad expect like a 80% cut

[olive ermine]

u never do cayo?

[upbeat salmon]

I kill a thousand people everyday make sure this is one of them

[south ibex]

never got to

[leaden leaf]

Money is not the attractive thing about cayo. The attractive thing is you can do it alone

[south ibex]

is it even that hard doing it alone

[leaden leaf]

Nope

Its easy actually

[olive ermine]

easier if u do solo

[south ibex]

okay, you Ls sold me. i will sell my mk2, buy kosatka and get to making cash

[olive ermine]

do solo if u dont have gold

[south ibex]

selling mk2, yes or no

[leaden leaf]

And if you do it stealty way you can do it with just mandatory prep mission

[leaden leaf]

Depends on you

[south ibex]

well its worth 2.5 and yeah

[olive ermine]

sell it then buy it again later

[south ibex]

i will and buy kosatka

[upbeat salmon]

You can use the mk2 for the preps if you dont have the sparrow yet

[wintry heron]

your patreon ended?

Hello chat

[leaden leaf]

Hello there

[upbeat salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[olive ermine]

yes

[olive ermine]

hi

[south ibex]

okay, got 2.7M outta it

[upbeat salmon]

You can buy one

Kosatka

[south ibex]

i will

[leaden leaf]

Buy the kosatka then next thing you are buying is sparrow

[wintry heron]

Blackhydra wanna play GTAO?

[south ibex]

what about the things that come with kosatka

[long cape]

Hello

[leaden leaf]

Nah dude its monday

[olive ermine]

hi

[wintry heron]

Kostaka doesn't come with anything

[leaden leaf]

Work till 8pm

[long cape]

It's 1am

[wintry heron]

Hello

[south ibex]

or the optional things like the color, flag, and all that

[long cape]

And I wanna get up at 5

[wintry heron]

it's 1:10am 👍

[long cape]

1:11

[leaden leaf]

Buy the heli with it other things does not help that much

[olive ermine]

12:11

[wintry heron]

Nvm, time to grind ass on GTA

[long cape]

I run off of 3 hours of sleep for over 24 hours

[south ibex]

jesus its 4M im too poor

[leaden leaf]

What are you grinding you have things already

[long cape]

Y'all should get a freind with the plane on cayo for entrance and sub park it on the beach and make the kosatka mk2

[olive ermine]

cayo?

[wintry heron]

i already got everything, so i just grind 1 cayo with some headhunter and maybe casino

[south ibex]

now i am stuck, i can afford the kosatka but not the sparrow

[long cape]

Lmao

[wintry heron]

buy kosatka and do cayos so you get the money for the sparrow

[leaden leaf]

Just do the heist first time and you will have enough money to buy the heli

[long cape]

Yo I might go to sleep to be honest

[wintry heron]

cya

[south ibex]

green light to just buy the base kosatka?

[olive ermine]

yes

[leaden leaf]

Yes

[south ibex]

okay here i go

[long cape]

Never said I was rn

[south ibex]

only thing it has is us flag and its free so ill add that

BOUGHT

[wintry heron]

i was going thats why i said cya

[long cape]

Oh cya then

[olive ermine]

do u have enough for the sparrow?

[long cape]

Yo I'm out cyall

[south ibex]

no thats why i said i was too poor

[leaden leaf]

Just do the missions and enjoy the story

[south ibex]

ugh now i gotta somehow get there

damnit

so you're saying cayo aint hard at all when solo

[leaden leaf]

Yes

[south ibex]

alright, borrowing a jetski then ill be at my kosatka

[leaden leaf]

Although if you have friends it wise to bring them first time

Help in scouting the island fast

[chrome horizon]

U on old gen or next gen

[south ibex]

#nofriendsthatplaygta

old

[leaden leaf]

Once you scout all the point you don't need to do it again

[chrome horizon]

Damn

[leaden leaf]

Spoiler ||Dont forget to scout the drainage tunnel||

[south ibex]

inside my battleship

meeting pavel

hopefully i do cayo successfully at least ONE time

time for setup

[olive ermine]

||gl||

[south ibex]

lsia here i come

[south ibex]

How much every cayo you do approx

[olive ermine]

payout?

[south ibex]

yes

and how long does it take

and off to cayo perico i go

here i am

[olive ermine]

depends wut primary i got, mostly 1m+ and prep took like 1-2hours and the heist is only like 10-15min

[south ibex]

looks like ill be here until at least 2-3am

[supple fractal]

🥱

[supple fractal]

first time over 2h

[olive ermine]

😔 first time is hard

[south ibex]

well its worth it in the long run ig

this feels like a literal movie

what gun for the actual heist

[olive ermine]

u can choose

[south ibex]

shotgun?

rifle?

[olive ermine]

if u good at aiming choose the aggressor but if u bad choose the conspirator

aggressor is like a pump

and conspirator is rifle

[south ibex]

how to get past guard for south gate?

nvm just booked it

got past gate, now what?

[south river]

Yo can you upgrade opressor with a stock Terrorbyte?

[south ibex]

take a vehicle?

sneak?

need help

where do i go?

[olive ermine]

i say just walk

[south ibex]

but where

stealth walk or full on run

[olive ermine]

just follow utube the first time doing cayo will be harder later once u dont u dont have 2 do all this there will be a easier prep

[olive ermine]

stealth

[south ibex]

i made it to the checkpoint

with the gate

made it to waters

shit i need a boat

going to walk on the edge of the island until i reach his home

made it to his compound, how the hell do i get in

and i cannot get up

ugh

okay this is getting really fucking annoying

but i did find drain tunnel

[marble eagle]

Is anyone going for the numero uno trophy on ps4. I need help

[south ibex]

oml my weakass character cant go up hills

[strange orbit]

Hey game I'll send u a yt vid for the guide

[marble eagle]

I need someone to do the trophy with

[upbeat salmon]

use a vehicle

Or spam jump

Sometimes work

[south ibex]

i got caught literally as i was about to get on the signal tower

[upbeat salmon]

You’re on intel?

[south ibex]

?

[upbeat salmon]

Scope out I mean

[south ibex]

yes

[upbeat salmon]

The checkpoint is sometimes a pain to get in but as soon as you pass it the rest are a walk in the island

[south ibex]

i have a lotta questions now

[upbeat salmon]

?

[south ibex]

i walked to a road, and a guard walked past and legit didnt catch me

[upbeat salmon]

The guards are sometimes blind

Sometimes also have X ray vision

[south ibex]

yo this one black one keep catching me wth

1000% need help stat

[simple thicket]

GTA 4 vs GTA 5

[upbeat salmon]

I would help you but I’m on ps

[simple thicket]

cargo griefing is good

[south ibex]

shit.

[simple thicket]

change my mind

[south ibex]

shit. shit. shit. shit.

[upbeat salmon]

Watch a youtube video for help

Or ask help here

[south ibex]

bro im bout to just turn this shit off and go to bed

[upbeat salmon]

Why not throw it out of the window

🙂

[south ibex]

throw my xbox controller in the toilet and then take it out and smash it on the floor

[upbeat salmon]

Sure

[south ibex]

asked for help, wonder what'll happen

[simple thicket]

griefers vs tryhards vs kd warriors vs modders

[south ibex]

got camera access

[leaden leaf]

Someone told me I need 4 people for diamond but I just checked it can be done with 2-4 players

[south ibex]

who knows what cameras have the madrazo files?

[leaden leaf]

Basement one

[south ibex]

bingo

[leaden leaf]

You have to move the camera to see the safe

[south ibex]

for a way into basement?

[leaden leaf]

Keep checking camera

Explore the entire island for the first time

[south ibex]

ima look every camera 360 before i leave

ok don with cams

[blissful bloom]

Can I use Imani tech cars on autoshop contract missions?

[south ibex]

i found a warehouse how do get in

[wintry heron]

Finally bought 200 million of virtual gta shit , 90% of which i won't even use while playing the game

[wintry heron]

Nope only the cars which came in the tuners update

Personally i use the Jester RR

[stuck wedge]

I think it's kinda dumb how they limited you to only those cars

[wintry heron]

Yeah but i can understand their motive

There's a financial incentive in it

A total of 17

[wintry heron]

Like tuners update was one of the biggest car update but they were all fancy cars with not much of a selling point

[stuck wedge]

None are

Imani tech came out after

[wintry heron]

Like only the car guys would buy a upgraded version of the jester for 2 million dollars

So they had to give players a reason to buy those shiny tuners cars cuz otherwise 80% of the player base won't bother

[stuck wedge]

True I liked the update it's just I personally would like if they let you use more than just the cars from said update with the contracts

[wintry heron]

Like i could buy a nightshark for way less than the calico gtf

Um the obey i-wagon, buffalo stx and others i didn't buy

The 3600LX

[stuck wedge]

Lemme get a number

[wintry heron]

Enus Jubilee

Dewbachee champion

These are the ones i bought

Would've been nice if the zeno or ignus could've those as well

[stuck wedge]

10 I'm pretty sure

[stuck wedge]

Nope but they weaponized the ignus on next Gen because it's rockstar

[wintry heron]

I just don't see the point in driving cars when there's a flying bike and a car

I'm a car guy so yeah i buy those

But mostly it's the mk2 or deluxo for freemode missions

And vigilante or toreodor for missions

Mk2

[blissful bloom]

Same

[stuck wedge]

Sparrow

[wintry heron]

Sparrow just lands directly in the sub

Otherwise the mk 2 has way better mobility and strength

[stuck wedge]

It's more convenient cuz you can take in and out the sub plus the speeds aren't far ofd

[stuck wedge]

That is true

[wintry heron]

Yeah the plasma cutter prep

[stuck wedge]

I personally use the sparrow more

[wintry heron]

Is way easier with the mk2

Okay imma go get breakfast

Ciao

[stuck wedge]

Cya

[wintry heron]

I don't remember the last time i did it

[stuck wedge]

All the preps aren't hard imo

[wintry heron]

I just got the panther as primary and haven't played cayo since

[stuck wedge]

Another day in gta

[minor radish]

helo\

[wintry heron]

How long you've been playing this game?

[stuck wedge]

I did that before and I almost just gave up

[minor radish]

you guys are rich ;-;

[slender sigil]

why do the cringy people describe there birthday as cake murder?

[wintry heron]

no, im broke asf

[minor radish]

i have litteraly 100 dollar

[wintry heron]

i got 0$

[stuck wedge]

Now that makes me curious how much you got rn in game

[minor radish]

😭

[wintry heron]

I used to help broke players

@echo dagger

[wintry heron]

help me i just need a soda in game

[wintry heron]

Nah bro i only give 2 million at a time take it or leave it

[stuck wedge]

Bro no way that's so much

[wintry heron]

bruh i got 3.9mil + spent over 200mil and im called broke so what will you be called???

24K > 3.9Mil??

[stuck wedge]

Oh mine is 30+ mil rn and 450 mil spent

[wintry heron]

Mafs

||are you british?||

[wintry heron]

Flex 😏

[wintry heron]

so?

you are still the same old GTA addict..

[wintry heron]

He flexing let him do

[stuck wedge]

It sucks cuz I genuinely don't play

[wintry heron]

that shows how you got 350mil

Some sus work

[stuck wedge]

Nah I hit like a long time ago

Had it like before the contract dropped

[stuck wedge]

What's left is after I had got all the content and some 15% from helping people in the server who are new

Hella rich

Vibes

Bro man's is balling

That's rough

[noble junco]

Yo

[stuck wedge]

Yo

[boreal tulip]

Oy

Say that to some level 300 players and they'll say you are poor lol

A modder

[stuck wedge]

Depends which one

Only way ik out of all of them is new session

New session should work mid prep

The valk helicopter one you just blow that thing up and go back to your sub

[wintry heron]

I need money 💰

[wintry heron]

noice

[stuck wedge]

I need sleep

[paper harbor]

I stole a jet from the airforce base but the lock on missile won't lock on when I switch to them they say Missile(Locked on off)

How do I turn the lock on on?

[wintry heron]

how is the big con casino easier than stealth, I find stealth easier

[supple fractal]

I bought an f1 car

yeah

last thing i bought before quitting

[boreal tulip]

I mean there are some modders on console but clearly not as much

[stuck wedge]

Big con just requires less effort

I also prefer sns tho

[supple fractal]

ye

[boreal tulip]

What are you trying to lock on

[latent thorn]

Yacht renovations aren't on rebate this week right?

[wintry heron]

less effort? We are being spotted every time by cameras and also we don't have stun guns to disable cameras

I'm finding this big con approach to require much effort tbh

[paper harbor]

Other planes

[stuck wedge]

Gruppe sechs??

[wintry heron]

Idk why big con it's supposed to be easier

[boreal tulip]

It just is. In big con it's kinda just a walking/running simulator but in stealth you actually have to kill the guards

And who even said that big con is easier? I mean it IS but who said it?

[stuck wedge]

Yea big con is simply walk in loot walk out

[boreal tulip]

Sounds like skill issue

[stuck wedge]

Well gruppe sechs which is the one everyone uses

[boreal tulip]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

mm how I lack skill if I'm almost never detected in stealth

[stuck wedge]

You think they did bugstars

[boreal tulip]

That was kinda a joke, they say "skill issue" to basically everything on this server

But are you doing the gruppe 6 approach?

[supple fractal]

🥱

[boreal tulip]

In Big Con

[stuck wedge]

I hope not cuz you somehow struggle on that I got some questions

[boreal tulip]

Huh??

Gruppe 6 is easy

[stuck wedge]

Yea that's saying if someone struggles on that I got some questions for them

[tough mountain]

casino right?

[stuck wedge]

Yea we talking about casino

[boreal tulip]

Yeah

[tough mountain]

i see

as much as gruppe 6 is easy i prefer stealth

if playing with friends i do aggressive

[boreal tulip]

Ohh yea

[tough mountain]

[stuck wedge]

Same

[boreal tulip]

I didn't get what u said at first

[stuck wedge]

Aggressive fun asf

[boreal tulip]

It's more fun

[stuck wedge]

Lmgs no armor

Love it

[boreal tulip]

Yeah...unless you pick the worst weapon loadout

[tough mountain]

[stuck wedge]

I'd hope if you picked the approach with the most shooting you'd have common sense to get good guns

[boreal tulip]

Yeah

But some noobs might be like "oh, worse gunman takes less cut, let's pick the worst one"

[stuck wedge]

But still Lester like says something about going in guns blazing I'm pretty sure

So I'd hope people at least pick like an ar

[tough mountain]

packie would be kinda good

[boreal tulip]

I've usually used the SMG (the MP5)

[tough mountain]

if you got him

he just keeps spawning for me randomly when i already have him

[boreal tulip]

It does the job and doesn't take too much cut

[boreal tulip]

Bruh

[tough mountain]

the riot van with them in it

i checked yea

i just need 1 last movie prop to get the alien costume

[stuck wedge]

I have packie

[boreal tulip]

Bro I don't get why but movie props just don't appear for me anymore

And I tried looking up the locations and none of the props are there

[stuck wedge]

I got like 2 or 3

Never seen one since

[boreal tulip]

I got only 1 or 2

[tough mountain]

i gave up doing it

[paper harbor]

I also just gave up I only had 2 show up

[boreal tulip]

What exit/escape strategy do y'all do in the Casino Heist btw? Sewers, police/ambulance helicopter or something else?

I use the sewers usually

The police/ambulance heli doesn't always spawn so it's a bit of a risk

[supple fractal]

🥱

[wintry heron]

@short lake wanna play GTAO?

[latent thorn]

Are yacht renovations also on sale?

[wintry heron]

yes, 50% off

[latent thorn]

Strange, yesterday I checked and they weren't

[olive ermine]

is it worth buying?

[latent thorn]

Only the yachts are on sale and not the renovations when I checked. That's why I'm wondering

[upbeat salmon]

I’m buying it

[boreal tulip]

No they're not

[boreal tulip]

Yeah they never were

[olive ermine]

there on discount

[boreal tulip]

Nope

[wintry heron]

bruh

[upbeat salmon]

I checked 2 days ago they were

[boreal tulip]

Bruh they literally were not

[wintry heron]

see a YT video

[olive ermine]

its on 50% discount

[boreal tulip]

They're not

[wintry heron]

Bruh

[boreal tulip]

Wtf y'all talkin about

[upbeat salmon]

I’m buying the yacht this week

[olive ermine]

check #📣┃gta-weekly-news

[wintry heron]

im sending a video's link in ur dm, see it and clear ur doubt

[upbeat salmon]

So me and rubio are gonna have some alone time:)

[wintry heron]

50% Off
Yachts (+Renovations)

Cope harder

[wintry heron]

enjoy

[boreal tulip]

Then it's wrong

[latent thorn]

But the renovations still cost full price

[boreal tulip]

I literally checked myself

[upbeat salmon]

But I’m gonna start grinding tomorrow

[olive ermine]

update ur gta

[boreal tulip]

I literally checked

[wintry heron]

dude wanna hear it from Tez2 irl?

[boreal tulip]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

demo stop arguing with us

[olive ermine]

[boreal tulip]

I literally checked myself, in game

Cope harder 👍