#๐โgta-discussion
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yo iceman
we need members
how does it taste?
i guess someone would have peed on that piece of ice
we need teenagers
ice is made of water ;-;
..
no it is also made of CO2
didnt knew thanks alot
๐
#sarcasm
bruh dry ice is CO2
well i guess i'll die soon from carbon dioxide poisoning than 
average low iq GTA nerd
๐น
lol ๐
i just switched to Edge
@exotic adder go to ur school and study
yea it also carries pee
ans?
wrong
bitch let what is (5)^2
it is 25 with out "."
๐ rocket science for him
what about (5)^2*0
๐
0
Yes 0
confirm it
lol it was a test and you let him copied
No
this is your pt period but maths teacher as taken over it
just ping desert
not needed ๐
no one is gonna believe in this fake world ๐
What's the fastest car in the game? Does anyone know
krigeker (super car without boosts)
@wintry heron does that car not have boosts
normal cars dont have boosts ;-;
Or r u not counting ones with boosts
alright i am taking my leave,cya fellas!
Need helpโฆ how can i get a meesage from lester to go to the place and talk to lester and buy a arcade?
im counting it as a normal super car without boosts
go to l
๐ง๐ฆ
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L is not showing
Damn this guy really just sent me a gif of sugoma balls after I helped him do all his setups
Ok thx
then do other mission it will show up
Which missions?
if i dont return its the fault of @crisp oxide
I just logged on and got 100k for free
green ones
Ok thx
which are in the map
no problem
.
Should I buy laser or hydra
They say the laser makes who owns it invincible
.
How much does a convenient store give if u Rob it?
1k$
Oh that's very little
Indeed
Where to find second keycard after you have killed everyone in the tgg route and didn't find it
Yeah but we didn't get a second one
Not every guard on Cayo perico no
What is the fastest car in ls car meet street race?
Does anyone know?
Can someone help me make over 2 mill or a mill
Why what u gettin?
Ji
-_-
I heard that Fidelity mode sucks
We buy gta+ for 6$
But performance is very nice?

Like the smoothness and everything
Yes
Almost done installing
Dosen't take much time
Hi Guys
Hi
Og t7 h k
Anyone want to play with me
@everyone I need help getting money
Ok
Go back to story mode
Change back to default
And then back to online
Nope gotta be single player mode
Ahhh I see
Or you can join someone else who is in aim assisted
And change it that way when it tells you
Thatโs prolly the way for me
Probably
...
Why are you an ass
Why are you a Sezerbradda
Ok
Why are you an ass?
Cause i am Ass
Anybody want to play ps5
@errant heath you still play gta
morning humans
Yeah Iโm on rn
Why you wasting your life
Got some to waste ig
Embedded fail

When do I get to spam gifs
Okay cool I got gifs
Lvl 30
Sus
How
prob get muted then or sum
What?
lvl 30 gif perms
Yo I have cayo anybody wanna join

Ps5
Go to LFG cayo

can i have some


@viscid cosmos hello alex
What level are u on gta
yes i got skill issues making a cat fish acc
140 something bc I dont waste time on it anymore
- I got the game on steam and made a new account
Ong?
jk
J
Same the games just a waste of time
What's your banner 
I asked cow for it
Breh
Breh
โป๏ธ
Stfu
Itโs hot tho

Ass > boobs
I'm actually a God on Dying light 2 ๐ @wintry heron
Nice
Armpit>ass


eyeball>ass
@loud knot a bunch of 16 year olds in my dms

Toes > hoes
Nitro when 

dishes>b!tches
Hoes >>>> Blake
Flex
Facts

Bitches->kitchen->sandwich
ye
I just got back to gta after 1 year and I canโt find my house ๐ Can someone help
look at map
I did
Old
buy it again? ask pc user
.
Bruh

waitwhat
im pretty sure youll still get called even if you finish casino heist
I suck these balls
Lol
Blake do you know Philip?
@loud knot
Do you know isugon
I suck my balls
Oh no European
u sure?
No itโs I suck on deez nuts
Tag mod
Bruh
Non gta chat
Lol
You listen to commands
@hoary dome are you danify
No
no
Whereโd he go
Griefer is my commander
Guys...
Blake Gta discussions doesn't hate you
Wth can anyone help meโฆ my id was having 57 level and now when i m opening the game its loading only story mode and in online option it says-Start onlineโฆ.
Should I buy the sparrow or nah?
Yes but I prefer gorilla chat
Please help
and getting bullied
No just spawn it
.
So...
Is it linked to social club?
You like men
Anyone wanna join my rattatuille 18+ roleplay?
Indeed
wha
Idk
Your online account is gone if its not linked to social club...
Meeeeee
Its linked
Looking for 3 people to make a little friend group dm me if interested (Playstation only)
Ok you'll find what your looking for on social club
You can retrieve it
Contact rockstar
@wintry heron bro check media
@wintry heron is now a part of the 18+ rattatuille roleplay!

Can anyone give me some tips I need to make 800k I have the sub but I'm not spending 14 years setting it up with no sparrow.
Buy it

I have nothing really just started on next gen had to leave my level 200 account behind.
Can anyone help me???
Looking for 3 people to make a little friend group dm me if interested (Playstation only)
Looking for 3 people to make a little friend group dm me if interested (Playstation only)Looking for 3 people to make a little friend group dm me if interested (Playstation only)Looking for 3 people to make a little friend group dm me if interested (Playstation only)
I'll be dead the time I fly to poleato bay
I ain't spending 10 hours setting it up to get like what 1m?
Hi @pliant umbra
If you have a agency do Dr Dre contract takes maybe around 1hr 20mins
And makes 1million
I think 1.5 m to 2 m
Or do you get it free with premium?

Idk

Hey hey
My Lord I am but your humble servant
whos joe

oh no
just got 2000 for good behavior
hugeeeeeee
Pro
but fr tho
100k๐
like why so greedy
give atleast a million or smt so i can actually say "pretty neet"
Cant log into online
Anyone else?
like 2 secs ago
Ayt
Can anyone help me do a cayo all i need is 800k
Just trade in your PS5 for Series X and problem should be solved

My problem?
Ur mad
Ps is just so much better
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@wintry heron it's not a fight lol
Its not even a heated discussion
Nvm a fight
Yh that
HOLY S%&โฉ I JUST WON 120K ON HORSE RACING IN THE DIOMOND CASINO!!!
Rookie numbers
^
Would u like a cookie or something
It's no for horse racing
7 million+ from horses
Like 3mins
Guys pls someone help meโฆ 
Thats if you do it legit...
with what
And you said you played 3m and made 7m?
I paid 30K
with what
gta no work, day ruined
Thats the neat part.. its impossible doing it legit
My game is not opening i cant see my online account in game thereโs only story mode
And play station store is not opening
Did you maybe only buy the story mode?
It says ( Under maintenance)

Nah men i have 57 level
cheese burger
R u joking or wutโฆ
I only bought the online mode for $9,99
๐ค
mine came with gta premium edition
What console r u on
fr?
one s
Ohhโฆ ok but what about play station store?
๐ค
Yes
its goku!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry my friend
Consoles...
Hey! Zamasu

They shut down the ps4 servers sony contract for ps4 ran out today.
And xbox on are shutting down next week
yoo!
what.
Look it up if you don't belive me
R u serious?
Yh
Trust๐ฅถ ๐ฅถ
Wait lemme check
Men i opened my game by Ps remote play
Trust the call ๐ฅถ ๐ฅถ
Now my game is opening
Online id is nack
Back*
But ps store is not opening
Its under maintenance i thinkโฆ

lol
Wdym?
If the ps4 servers are gonna stop working
what, i wouldnt belive u
they'd loose money

Well thats obvious...
everybody knows that
no shit sherlock
Pc chilling rn
No shit sherlock?
Lol
ok chick
That's worse than mine
24 y/o?
Ngl its a good name..
And yours is worse ass
And a picture of a lemon
Is everyone obsessed with fruit and veg?
and?
Lol
who shit in your cornflakes
No.. it just rhymes with my nick in games
(Zemon)
Lemon
What pass yes please I'll pass on thats name
ok person w birth year in name
No way you used you peanut sized brain to make a name
It's not a birth year
It's the gamer tag numbers I was given
sure
I can't put 1998 it would tell me it's to long
Then why do you have it in your discord name?
long like this cucumber
I use cheekychick evrywere
L
Everywhere
But the numbers
Ik
Numbers = cringe
It looks like a birth name
I donโt like cheeky people, so I donโt understand why that is in your name; but I respect your honesty about who you think you are
I didn't have a choice
And how you define yourself

Wow ebay burns
I just donโt understand why someone calls himself an ass
Pov you get your roast from wish
Sezerabradda
With a lemon profile picture, trying to be funny while actually just looking stupid

True
Why not just something you find interesting, like a car, tv show or something that can be seen as โactuallyโ funny
Weeb moment
I guess weโll never know
Goku is my role model; so therefor I picked it
Week moment?! Only week is you lemon picture
Like what is funny? About a fruit?
Weeb detected.. invalid opinion
Is it because a lemon taste bad and your telling us your bad
I donโt believe I am Japanese; your opinion is invalid
Weeb dumbass not week
Nah I could already tell
Weeb detected.. invalid opinion
Define weeb
Mahโ man
@pliant umbra *

You dont like lemons?
naruto clap goku
Would be a very interesting battle
Tropical ass wipe
Soar ass wipe
Behind what?
I am not here to make friends mate
Sour
But you can always find me here

Kk
loll
h
uncle good touch?
It already is 
Itโs alright @pliant umbra I understand the humor of your name and profile picture. But why would you represent it? I guess you like lemons and ass

ass and long thick juicy cucumber. this isnt going in the right direction ๐
The last part is true but wdym represent ass?
Why call yourself Ass

Go on pornhub and become the most famous ass there?
Engish pls i am less edumcat
I donโt think we should talk further
bros an educantion
Should I tag a mod?
Thats exactly what a pussy would say

guys is the weaponized ignus on pc? or just consels?
Lol

b4 mods mute #๐the-garbage
...
bro wtf is that? a fucking turtle? 
My guy.. you littirally have young gorrila role
console
@wintry heron ^
Iโm a young OG
Guys gta isnt turning on for me and 3 of my friends , it is saying to buy ps plus but we all already have it
sez more like sex ๐ณ
What? You joined this server less then 24 hours ago
Can we 1v1 in gta r nah?
intercourse is very funny indeed
Sex chat
๐
BRUH NAH.....L......
no maidens sir?
No im singel ๐ญ
@wintry heron lurking?
I ain't got no bitchs
I can tell
hope you get some soon young man
Fu ck you at least im not on pron hub
flying gorilla best game
Thats just sad

Bruh
i forgot when i joined, last year i think
Bro im about to break my brother his neck
many names
this dude fr unplugged the internet while i was doing the weapon setup for cayo perico
lmao
like i was On my way! To kosatka
I vouch
LMAO
unforgivable
publicaly execute him
I feel bad but that's so fucking annoying
the wifi just cane back imma relog and hope my last prep atleast saved
(Kosatka prep)
maybe
Hang him at the front of the door
might
if it didnt save it then ill just stop with gta for this week or smt
Chop off his limbs
bro is a trophy ๐
Make him a slave in your basement
incinerate him
he 
make an example out of his brother
Get more basements
๐
What i did
smart move
bro it aint gta 5 ๐

hello guys
Finish the setups and tie his guts to a bycycle and pedel watch him scream then throw the body in the river
fucking character switching. Michael in his goddamn bed
๐
the voices in my head are telling me to buy 12 faggios
lol
i must proceed
Nothing would happen
do stunts or smt
nvm its frustrating
Get opreser and just destroy level 1s
to do stunts
opreser
Just loaded back into gtao
lemme check preps rq
Faith is he brother dead yet
PHEW
I hate my fucking keyboard itt keeps putting words I don't put there
last prep atleast saved
Sad
ffs
now i gotta do the other weapon prep
merryweather hq
how can i reset the prep?
Chop his toes off and make him eat them for turning your wifi of
go into new session right?
Destroy heli
Off
ah alr
Guys im gtg get food
hi gtg, im Faith
Bye
Before I go ima show you somthing on youtube I'll put link in chat or is that no allowed
Damn
@pliant umbra
Lol

@sick widget
m
Should i buy laser or hydra
lazer no doubts
Fagio
t
But hydra has a faster maximum speed and has hover mode what makes lazer better then
@pliant umbra heres your job
Someone end my suffering
please
so many people killing me in this session๐
i cant even do one prep correctly
How much does the vip work give
i had to swim to my kosatka cuz they blew up everything
L
shut yo ass up wannabe egirl pfp
What
one time
i said that
hydra is recommended
or smth
to some dude
and u spit some gud facts at me on why the hydra is shid
Hi I'm badk
I have 20โฌ gift card what should i buy with it
It's for xbox
Should I buy a shark card
What makes hydra shit
It's hard to control
Hi badk
So people gotta care that i said "shut yo ass up wannabe egirl pfp." ?
I'm reporting half of yall
how so?
Cool
@pliant umbra fuck off
No.
For what?
I am gonna use it to get to my bunker/facility
Imo hydra is pretty good to go from a to z in the map, but yeah...
No
it doesn't have alot of usage besides griefing and transport
Lazer is better ๐
vtol mode is so chill for landing tho
Yeah true.
Someone just wanna cruise together I am bored
Im just gonna buy both
Lazer and hydra?
If u have the money and u already have other stuff. Then sure why not
I just gotta get the hydra
@short lake 
I use Silencer on my shotty
I just bought nightshark its not really that good its trash should i buy insurgent pick up
With explosive rounds
I bought the moc with it
Insurgent Pick up With the boys >>
Non of my friends got xbox
Damn bro
Im the only one is class with xbox
@proven lotuswhy is the nightshark trash?
Same๐
How is it trash if i may ask?
My english broken asf
There are way better vehicles and it was not worth it for me it is cool car tho
nightshark tanks 20 rockets, is pretty decent speed and u can armor the windows so u cant get shot with bullets
its not a car to go racing with. But it does what it is designed to do, keep u safe from griefers
Npc wil still kill u
i got the nightshark and ive never been killed while being inside it
U could use moc instead wich can tank 40 rockets
moc doesnt spawn next to u
U cant shoot out of the vehicle and the machine guns on it are weak
if u just want to shoot out of it then buy a armored kuruma
Goodbye pink name..
I bought kanjali
tbh idek why u want to shoot out of it but yeah

Its verybslow
We should honestly greif randoms in jets someday ๐
ngl i wanna do it right after i do this heist
To defend urseld
defend yourself from a flying motorcycle? Or a jet?
with a gun

I dont got time rn ๐

+if someone blows up my jet I'll just jump and snipe it out with explosive rounds
๐น
officially back and booming in gta 
@wintry heron Workshop?
Yea
i got hangar but didnt get workshop
@wintry heron Yes but most vehicles can only be resprayed.
ah, thats not worth it then
because they wont even be able to see the color of my hydra because im all the way up in the air lmao
@wintry heron lol
I thought u could add something cool to it lmao
is it bad if i fingered my dog
@wintry heron I think for the Pegasus vehicles you can't.
How much money does the vip contract give
bruhh
VIP work adopts the wonderfully toothless philosophy applied to children's competitions - if you participate, you win. This means that merely "contributing" to the job will net you 100 RP and 500 GTA$ for each minute you spend on the clock.
@abstract anchor
@wintry heron I know.
Uh thx
What is doxxing?
Nothing
ded chat xd




Ur name

Lol
rtx on

Why do you always come in this chat say "lol" and leave?
You lurkin 
Because he is warriors fan and they suck
lol
Itโs boring here thatโs why


Good point
Yes let's not
Is there anyone In here that wants to do a prison break heist
Other place is dead
spreading hope xd
No one responding
damn
Ikr
K
ive heard many bad things bout it 
Bout what?
prison break
So does PC have expanded and enhances?
when fail heist
Oh yeah it's difficult but not that bad
maybe soon
Bro prison break is balls but itโs not too bad
Itโs like clean balls not as bad as sweaty balls
Itโs legit a fun heist if decent crew
yh, plus i gotta do all apt heists up to it
Just for a scale on โthis is ballsโ
Is tequila 5 gold ok
Itโs fine
gold good but tequila ass
Is pd 6 gold good ๐ฅบ
no
Yes
Panther statue or restart /j
3 gold all you need
Unless you take extra person
Bring back the statue 
Ok
ye
Ok Iโll do that rn
Ruby bearer pink statue
And let drugs spawn in compound
In fact just get rid of every guard too remove them from the heist
and rideable panther
dre contract
can it give me something special
Imani tech
besides money
dont think
Yes
You can buy armor there and get free snacks
no more ammu nation
only business you can get armor if you have armory
Imani tech on vehicles allows them to jam homing missile lock on
no unfortunately itโs only for the vehicles that came with the dlc
Why dont i see the weaponized ignus on warstock
stx best pretty sure
old gen?
Xbox series s
on E and E version?
you buy gta again?
one sec
I bought gta 5 on xbox series s
I bought premium
Im really sure its not there i checked it mulitple times
But
I play on both my xbox's 1 is a one x and 1 is a series s
Is that the problem?
is it the same acc?
Yes
No i had it first on my xbox series s
My brand new lamborghini ecoboost turbo supra swapped mustang bmw is faster than the buggati civic
Anyone just wanna chill and hang around
Than i put the same account on my old xbox
What race
Someone wanna do Prison break?
lfg
weird idk then
sorry cant help
cant troubleshoot the problem
Guys I'm trying to get every classic supercar in the game
.
Union Depository is quite a challenge on level 4
No armor, just uzi with limited ammo, took them out one by one and made the sprint to cross the road in order to reach the getaway vehicle
Almost died but I got the job done
mint
Almost enough for the Hakuchuo Drag Bike
Drag
Will use the free hao upgrade on it since itโs expensive
hao?
Hao
Huge ass organisation
?
Just Hao





