🚔┃gta-discussion

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Noh

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No I said no wanna hear it in Spanish noh

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@sick widget

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I used the guided missiles for the first time

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You joined 286 cat servers for emojis lol

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lol

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yea

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maybe

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Maybe not

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WHAT

NOOO

i got kicked out

bs

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Hey is this for pc? And where you go if you need help with sell missions? I don’t understand the roles

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Kicked from what

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Noh

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all my cat servers

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LMAO

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DAMN

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https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-xd-gif-23389115

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it really is

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Fr fr

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Wow I love Gee tee ayy so much

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@wintry heron @long cape

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https://tenor.com/view/bean-dies-from-cringe-gif-22301441

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@pliant umbra @long cape

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?

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@long cape

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?

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It says ur slow

Dupid

@long cape @long cape @long cape

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@@

Lol

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oh @pliant umbra

i forgor to verify

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Lol

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now i verified in both

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284*

Servers

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#🤖┃bot-commands

Xp1

Xp2

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Xp3

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?

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Xp

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Typing multiple times in 1 minute doesnt do anything

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I have type what u say?

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No.

Like if you type 50 words in q minute

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Oh

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And type 1 letter in 1 minute

Same thing

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I have to say it every 1 min

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Ye

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K

I type when u do

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Good luck.. when im not online

Aka now

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Aw man

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Xp2

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Xp2

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npc conversation

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Xp3

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Xp4

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Xp1

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@pliant umbra have u been doing this for almost more than 1 houre

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Me who just found out I had to use my phone to leave a job

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I have been doing this for almost 4 hours

But

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Wth

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Im nit online evrey second

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Even tho thay didnt matyer

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Xp5

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wtf does that mean

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K

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moeky

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To get server xp

I have typed thay 39 times

Once per minute

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ok

buckaroo

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Xp5

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Xp2

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Xp672

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U boosted server

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mhm

yea

had 2 free boosts

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How u get free boost

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i won the nitro giveaway

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#🎁〢giveaways

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How u win they rigged

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nitro 1 month comes with 2 free boosts

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idk bro

luck

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How luck the rigged

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it is rigged

im just

skilled

@pliant umbra

put the gif

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https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-xd-gif-23389115

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thanks

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Baguette

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yea

[scarlet cave]

Can we make a badge for noobs? Should never have lost to one griefer with someone riding bitch as protection on an OPMKII.. it needs a badge

There's only so much I can do in a UPS uphill

[pliant umbra]

Baguette 🤌

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indeeeeed

[meager harbor]

Oppressor mk2 griefers have smol pp

[scarlet cave]

I don't want to be disrespectful.. That person is clearly french and I need a distinct icon

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i am french yes

me and @plucky rover

[meager harbor]

Bonnuit monseur

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nuit

oh timezones

bonjour

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@sick widget You make food I love, loaded with death

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uh, d'accord

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Uh jai pakistani

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ordi vas mourir bientot aurevoir les petites

[scarlet cave]

butter + butter + butter + never refrigerated eggs and.. die

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@sick widget ayo I can only speak basic francais

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c'est bon

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Ofc @sick widget can speak french..

Canada

2 languages there

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oui avec le maple syrup

et espagnol

(spanish)

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Meh eu não entendo Espanhol

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indeed

ok au revoir

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Sò portugues mesmo

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@sick widget goodbye to u to

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Bolas

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Xp

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I was learning spanish for free on dulingo for quite a while.. fun to see the different language constructs.. like adjective past noun

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Legal... pena que eu não perguntei

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Xp

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@pliant umbra Didn't get that far

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...

Because its not spanish

[scarlet cave]

@pliant umbra So why send me a sentence you knew I'd fail on.. You want that?

que and eu, are there

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Tbh.. idk

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I totally understood that

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[terse patio]

do i need to buy the weapon and vehicle workshop to customize cars

in the moc

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Yes

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Hmm uma outra pessoa que também fala esta lingua que não vou revelar ainda?

[scarlet cave]

it just says Portuguese to me, but Mandarin will be my next

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Ou será que voce vai usar google tradutor?

[pliant umbra]

Becuase it is português

[scarlet cave]

not translatinv

v=g

[terse patio]

or do i just need to get the vehicle storage

[scarlet cave]

@pliant umbra Well I got one thing correct today, that means I'm good, thanks

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You need specialised workshop to customize weaponised cars

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..ok

I guess

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I lied

I don't understand portuguese

But I got some spanish

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Nice

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[snow rock]

should i get the raton canyon bunker since it’s free or should i save up for a different one

[scarlet cave]

@snow rock Only take the top of map bunker if it's free because you don't need to pay but otherwise, look into the military bunker, so you can fly freely over it

[snow rock]

oh ok so should i get paleto forest bunker because it is free for me

[waxen field]

I like to play gta

[snow rock]

and it is at the top of the map

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Shieeet me too

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Nice nice

I helped some noobs do pac Stan like 20 tries later we got it

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[wintry heron]

@hoary dome hi

[scarlet cave]

Your runs will take a long ass time but, free is free.. I have endless money but I still use it

Just always remember time=money

[pliant umbra]

Time=nolife

[scarlet cave]

Syntax error: time=must be spent

[wintry heron]

no you fucking doughnut

[scarlet cave]

bunker isn't a huge earner but it's a great "over time" earner and/or you just buy war cache upgrades

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Mk2 upgrades too

[scarlet cave]

And this very experienced advice

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From me?

[scarlet cave]

Although I did all mine via Terrorbyte

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Bruh. You need to unlock mk2 upgrades via bunker research

[scarlet cave]

When I press reply and your name comes up, yup

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By mk2 I meant Mk2 weapons not Depressor mk2

[latent pelican]

lol

[scarlet cave]

The bunker is slow as hell on everything so I'd rather CP until my eyes bleed and 'buy' the research

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I don't have any experience.

[wintry heron]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

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But you need the bunker in the first place

[scarlet cave]

The Terrorbyte goes in a Nightclub

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@scarlet cave I hope you understand

[scarlet cave]

All my MK2 weaps are from Terrorbyte weap workshop, in the Nightclub

[smoky dust]

You guys want to do prison break heist with me I’m farely new tho

[upbeat sequoia]

Can you fucking unlock mk2 upgrades/attachment without the bunker?

[scarlet cave]

Like what? I played PC back in Liberty City, went away, came back to GTA5 on Xbox, restarted on PS5, now restarted on PC again so.. maybe I'm a bad person to ask. But the MK2 weaps and the OPMKII missals I got from the Terrorbyte, which is parked in my Nightclub

Yep that's the 1990s.. so, I'm old

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[quaint solar]

If I have gta plus is it even worth getting the free raton canyon bunker or should I just get one closer to the city

[snow rock]

what about raton canyon bunker

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[wintry heron]

buy route 68 bunker or chumash

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Finale?

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I’d say get free one now, see how it is- then get Chumash if you don’t like it

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/

[sacred veldt]

Is it better to do cayo perico at night or day?

[hoary dome]

I always do daytime

Easier headshots

[terse patio]

guys should i get deluxo, moc, stromberg, scramjet or toreador

[wintry heron]

day

its easier to see guards

[latent pelican]

I once made the mistake of doing it at night and I missed a headshot and blew my cover

kosatka

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Minutely xp go X52

[wintry heron]

vehicle cargo

[loud knot]

Idfk bro 😔

[stray latch]

Hey guys I have this mod following me idk what to do

I hate gta on pc sometimes

[hoary dome]

Loool

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Get console

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I just join a new session when that happens cause they might try to keep annoying u forever 😔

[stray latch]

I am

He just followed

Like 4 times

And he changed his name to " you can't run"

[gaunt void]

Thats terrifying

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Guys

Should I migrate my profile on new gen

Or start fresh

[lost siren]

Can anyone help me…? Should i buy Gta+ cuz 1 bunker is free is that correct or not pls help…🤐

[stray latch]

Okay I may have lost him

[gaunt void]

Is it the bunker all the way at the top of the map

[lost siren]

Its near mount chiliad

[hidden gyro]

Wait guys if I transfer my gta online character to ps5 I can’t play with them on ps4

Luckily I havnt migrated yet damn

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I wished I knew wht u Kno before migrating

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Damn, I still don’t know if I should migrate

Should I just start fresh,

[strong comet]

Depends on your friends tbh

If they still on PS4 keep it until they move over.

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Kk

Imma start fresh for now

[strong comet]

It's pretty easy to start fresh now with day start-up business

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Getting that submarine back gonna be hard tho 😭

[strong comet]

Good idea 💡

[strong comet]

Ask someone for run lol

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Lmao, my sub carried my ass

Hold up whi u career do I choose

And why is there a career section

Since when did they add this

[strong comet]

Look up the TGg yt video lol

[hidden gyro]

Lmao will do

[spiral mauve]

What is the best way to make money with ceo missions

[hoary dome]

Can you get snacks off the yacht

[wind wigeon]

I got 4 cash loots in the same area😠

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Mods...

Ths is isnt spamming

This is 1 message per minute

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[wintry heron]

how about

shut up

[loud knot]

Damn I'm sorry

[pliant umbra]

No.

[wintry heron]

Should I buy a super yacht since it’s on sale

[shadow wind]

Ik this is the lfg chat but can 3 people help me with prison break plz

[wintry heron]

I have

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@wintry heron

[spare anchor]

damn no business discounts :/

i'm using all the money I get from cayo perico to buy business upgrades on my mc businesses and bunker and nightclub so they can actually be profitable

but I also really want to buy an arcade with the master control terminal

[pliant umbra]

.

[cosmic goblet]

@spare anchor u still doing Cayo Perico

[wintry heron]

Pls dont revrer to cayo perico as cp is has another meaning that is not rly a good one

[pliant umbra]

Alr np

[nimble ibex]

if you stop a hardmode cayo perico heist for better primary target will it the new heist stay in hardmode?

[spare anchor]

how do i get english dave to shut the fuck up

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lol

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Guys best career choice?

[loud knot]

Do his calls ;)

[spare anchor]

no

[loud knot]

It stops him from calling

[hidden gyro]

He’s annoying af

Guys should I do executive as my career? In gta online new gen

Cause I get Viechle cargo etc

[spring stump]

as your first business?

bunker would be better imo

because of research

[hidden gyro]

Yeah I went on new gen decided not to migrate acc

Would gunrunner be better

[spring stump]

yeah, cause you earn money

plus the research

[hidden gyro]

I’m just looking to get a kosatka as fast as possible

[spring stump]

and you can do other stuff

such as vip work

or whatever

[hidden gyro]

Ahh ok

So gunrunner it is

[spring stump]

while the passive income generates

and let the research happen

and eventually you’ll unlock everything

[hidden gyro]

I’ll need to search up bunker never really used mine

[spring stump]

it’s the best starter business i feel like

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Kk

[spring stump]

i did ceo on the old gen

as my first

and boy did i regret it

went for bunker after that

[hidden gyro]

Oh ok

[spring stump]

and yeah

i’ll leave it at that

[hidden gyro]

Which bunker should I pick

The cheapest like normal?

[spring stump]

no

[hidden gyro]

Oh

Ok

[spring stump]

if you’re planning on getting a bunker

my personal recommendation would be zancudo IF you are gonna have a facility and hangar near zancudo

else get chumash

[hidden gyro]

Aight

I think I’ll get Chumash

That’s the bunker I got last time

[spring stump]

it’s the best bunker in general

[hidden gyro]

Aight

[spring stump]

i have the zancudo one because of the facility and hangar

but that’s just me

[hidden gyro]

Yeah that’s understandable

Which upgrade pack you suggest?

@spring stump A and D look good

[spring stump]

upgrade pack?

[hidden gyro]

Yeah

I’ll send a pick in Dm

[spring stump]

i mean you’ll still need money left over

for now i’d just say get equipment

you can if you really want

get both

but idk

[hidden gyro]

Nah I’ll get D

[spring stump]

i’m looking mainly at your money you have left

[willow sky]

@placid mica

Could you help me out

[spring stump]

no, you’ll need equipment

[hidden gyro]

For my viechle I chose the armoured kuruma

[hidden gyro]

Oh ok

[spring stump]

iirc the equipment upgrade produces goods faster

and better quality

[hidden gyro]

Ok so A

[spring stump]

staff is the “cheaper” option

[hidden gyro]

Ahh ok

[spring stump]

but stack those two

it’s a gg

[hidden gyro]

Now weapons

I have 230k left over

[velvet horizon]

What secondary target should u go for in cayo perico

[hidden gyro]

Special carbine no brained

[velvet horizon]

With a friend

[spring stump]

gold

with a friend

coke solo

[velvet horizon]

What abt alone

Kk

Ty

[hidden gyro]

@spring stump any weapons you suggest getting

I bought the special carbine

[spring stump]

how much do you have left

[velvet horizon]

Mk II

If u can

[hidden gyro]

I will layer I’m in the starter section

Didn’t wanna transfer ps4 data

So decided to start fresh

[spring stump]

just keep in mind, it is a lot more chaotic on new gen

just a word of warning

[hidden gyro]

Oh it is

Imma need weapons then

Special carbine bought

Gmmm

[spring stump]

how much do you have left

[hidden gyro]

217k

After buying special carbine

[spring stump]

save it

[hidden gyro]

Kk

Saved it

Starting career

Now just need 2 things to grind

Or someone to give me a free Cayo heist 🤣😭

[spring stump]

you could probably try in the LFG PS5 section

think you need #738570298391134218 for it

[hidden gyro]

Yeah

[wheat garden]

What console u on

[blazing knot]

got my yacht today

[spring stump]

he’s PS5

[wheat garden]

Also has ps4 role buddy

[spring stump]

scroll up

[wheat garden]

Class

[spring stump]

yes

now

if you’ll excuse me

i’m gonna grab a drink or two

maybe blow people up in a sparrow

idk

[wheat garden]

Class well if you excuse me I have some women including your mother waiting for me in my bed

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-laugh-smile-king-gif-14309345

[spring stump]

little shit

[wheat garden]

Winner winner chicken dinner

Lol cya mate

[spring stump]

cya then

[tiny parrot]

Does anyone know how to genderswap in gta?

[nimble ibex]

if you stop a hardmode cayo perico heist for better primary target will it the new heist stay in hardmode?

[hidden gyro]

Ps5 new gen

[tiny parrot]

Hardmode doesnt give u better primary target it gives you 10% more on the primary target

[blazing knot]

doesn't it give you 10% more on total take?

or is it just primary?

[hidden gyro]

Hard mode Cayo just gives more money

[tiny parrot]

No

[hidden gyro]

On an already easy heist 😃

[nimble ibex]

yeah i know but does the hard mode stay if you restart the heist for better primary

[tiny parrot]

Never tried it i just go with the first primaty

[blazing knot]

I don't understand people who restart for better primary

like are you that stingy it's still a lot of money

[tiny parrot]

Why would i waste like 20min and i can do all preps in like 25min

[blazing knot]

exactly

for a CHANCE to get a couple hundred thousand more like nah

just take it

[tiny parrot]

Im gettin always tequilla but never restarted

[blazing knot]

I went from the worst heist to the best one today

I got tequila 1 gold and then I got pink diamond 4 gold like daaaaaaaamn

first one I got 1.4 mil and second one I got 2.5

[tiny parrot]

Do you do it solo?

[blazing knot]

the pink diamond I did it duo

[tiny parrot]

Bruh

Thats stupid tbh

[blazing knot]

what

i get more money because gold

[tiny parrot]

In how much time do you complete the final?

[blazing knot]

12 mins

[tiny parrot]

With elite challenge

[blazing knot]

yes

[tiny parrot]

I do normally 9

[blazing knot]

yes me too

[tiny parrot]

With elite challenge

[wintry heron]

Hey guys

[blazing knot]

my friend made us go off the edge and swim to escape and it took 12 mins for fianle

usually i get 9 mins if i escape main dock

so i was like "idiot that took too long"

[tiny parrot]

Yeah without elitw challenge i can do 2

My school wants me to day

I havs f 15 tests in 9 days

@blazing knot

How much does it take you to do preps?

Which vehicle?

Btw 7 solo? Or duo

Oh

[scarlet cave]

and sparrow or opressor MKII

[tiny parrot]

Im talking about soli

[wintry heron]

Guys do you know is you get online if you buy the premium edition of gta

[tiny parrot]

Solo

[wintry heron]

O PS4

[tiny parrot]

I cant understand poeple that buy things in gta from real life money

[scarlet cave]

For a couple bucks on criminal enterprise, you should

[blazing knot]

called being rich irl

[tiny parrot]

@blazing knot @scarlet cave i have a qustion for you two

What are games for?

[scarlet cave]

Fun

[blazing knot]

entertainment relaxation fun

[tiny parrot]

Yeah where is the fun if you skip the grinding part

And get everything already

[scarlet cave]

You think getting that is skipping. okay

welcome to fkn this game

When I see you I'll take you out, every time,, enjoy

[hoary dome]

If you scope within 48 mins of the original payment to pavel then yes

[latent pelican]

You don’t need to scope it out, you just need to pay the fee

[hoary dome]

He asked about scoping then cancelling and then scoping again

[scarlet cave]

You need to pay the human tax.. don't make enemies

[latent pelican]

Oh ok

@pliant umbra so you say vpns work, but kinda

[atomic oxide]

Guys anyone able to help me out I have cayo perico I tried resetting loot to get diamond but all I ever get is tequila

Why is this

I have done heist and m doing again just cba with tequila every bloody time

[wintry heron]

LMAO

[scarlet cave]

I really want to learn the heist prep reset.. megots the pinky diamond

[thorn bloom]

J got a headset who tryna play

[scarlet cave]

See when people won't touch things with a 10 foot stick?

[blazing knot]

What

Yeah mate we’re not going to help you with glitches. They’re not fun they’re not right and they’re a bannable offense in-game and on the server

[scarlet cave]

Ever fall asleep, wake up and find yourself on something more comfy in GTA

@blazing knot Ever steal a lollipop?

[blazing knot]

no..?

[scarlet cave]

@blazing knot Sad for you

[blazing knot]

Bro what the hell are you talking about

No I dont steal lollipops i am not 6

[scarlet cave]

@blazing knot Just being sad, both that you're on an inferior platform and really, never, ever heisted even a lolli? Maybe some other candy?

[vapid ibex]

sigh rewording

Modder spawned a load of alkonosts on me. I destroyed a couple and got white noise ear....ummm.... hurt

[latent pelican]

Who cares what platform you’re on

[vapid ibex]

why can't the bot just asterisk bad words

[latent pelican]

GTA for PC I crap bc all of the modders

[vapid ibex]

+1 they're a pain

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican Things and capabilities greatly differ, you're welcome

[latent pelican]

And the capabilities of PC are quite limited if you’re being screwed over by a modder every other session

[vapid ibex]

I myself will not pay money for GTA 6 when it appears unless the modder issue is resolved (#theydontcare)

[vapid ibex]

Every other session? That's optimistic. Try 90%+ sessions

[latent pelican]

True

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican You're talking about being while console is extremely less.. so, go back and stay on your safe console

[latent pelican]

Look at my fking role

[vapid ibex]

Personally I don't own one nor do I want one

[latent pelican]

You must be new to the game bc the console experience for GTA is much better than on PC

[latent pelican]

Same here

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican Not at all impressed or sure what you're talking about nor do I think you do

[latent pelican]

Add me then

What’s your Social Club ID

[scarlet cave]

I don't add assholes

[latent pelican]

What’s your level

[vapid ibex]

I've only been reading this for a short while and I think I can tell who is the a-hole

[scarlet cave]

less than 100 on PC, 400 on XB, 300 on PS

been playing almost 9 years, what is your point sir

[vapid ibex]

look mom - blocked messages

[latent pelican]

You haven’t played enough GTA on PC is what I’m saying

[blazing knot]

Imagine giving a shit so much about what platform a stranger plays GTA on

[vapid ibex]

life is too short to worry about trolls

[latent pelican]

[vapid ibex]

get enough of that in GTA online

[scarlet cave]

I started in liberty city, when my home theater bumped my version

[fading bramble]

Tru

[latent pelican]

Idc what games you’ve played in the past, you just don’t know what GTA V is like on PC

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican Is that a crime? I l play for fun, not for abuse

You're not fun

[latent pelican]

I’m just stating the obvious

[scarlet cave]

And the obvious is.... ?

You have no point?

[nimble cove]

This is interesting

[latent pelican]

GTA V on PC is a mess and not as polished as the console version

[scarlet cave]

Keep thinking about it, I'll check back never when you think of one

[latent pelican]

You were saying?

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rules-roadman-rules-discord-wasteman-gif-23177870

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican Uh I play PS5 and PC and you make zero point

[nimble cove]

Beware of the man who speaks in hands

[fading bramble]

Crazy

[wintry heron]

Ik

[scarlet cave]

Just have something relevant to say.. that's all I hope for

[latent pelican]

Like I said before, you’ve obviously not played much GTA V on PC to see how many modders there are and what they can do

[scarlet cave]

Anyone learn anything yet?

[wintry heron]

I learned this argument is retarded

Thats about it

[vapid ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

[nimble cove]

EXCUSE ME WATCH UR ####### LANGUAGE

[wintry heron]

Lol

[vapid ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wow-michael-scott-the-gif-25268355

[nimble cove]

This isn’t funny

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican sigh yeah I deal with them daily and thanks for telling me about my adventures.. would you like me to record them on OBS so you can stalk me more?

[wintry heron]

Panic attack just broke rule number 1

[vapid ibex]

don't talk about fight club?

[latent pelican]

Since when have I stalked you?

[fading bramble]

Is it that deep

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican How about leaving me alone now since I am not a target and choosing someone else

[nimble cove]

No, u actually broke rule 2 by using toxic language

[wintry heron]

Welcome to the server

[nimble cove]

Meh

U do realise that using that language is as bad as having a go at someone for being mentally disabled (something I can relate to)

[fading bramble]

Mmmmmmm

[tough spoke]

ur both not mods so zip

stop arguing

[fading bramble]

Love the cucumber

[latent pelican]

Ok then stop caring about what other platforms people use

[fading bramble]

🥒

[scarlet cave]

I never chose to argue.. it's pointless

[fading bramble]

Jjjjjjjjjjjj

[tough spoke]

[fading bramble]

👅

[topaz pecan]

How much does pink diamond with 2 gold and 1 painting payout

[fading bramble]

Bout 1.6-7

[scarlet cave]

I have XSX, PS5 and PC so why am I caring about platforms?

[tough spoke]

xsx?

[fading bramble]

Think 1.7 or more

[scarlet cave]

Xbox series X

[fading bramble]

Xbox

[fading bramble]

Why them all

[tough spoke]

oh thought it was sum....

[latent pelican]

Do u even remember your old messages lmao

[fading bramble]

What’s the point to buy all

[fading bramble]

He caught u

[scarlet cave]

Because I have a kid and his friends use platforms like meta/facebook

[fading bramble]

Shiii why u on dc arguing with teens if u have a kid

[latent pelican]

Why are we talking about your kid now?

[fading bramble]

Brrrrarrarar

Bbvbhhghbbbbbbbb

[wintry heron]

Okay

[scarlet cave]

Y'all can attempt to glue this together, I'm bored of you

[fading bramble]

👍

[fading bramble]

Ok then leave

…

[latent pelican]

I’m sorry, but you’re making no sense at all anymore

[scarlet cave]

No I don't leave quality people just because you happen to be here now

[fading bramble]

Like that pfp 👍

[scarlet cave]

You're not special

[latent pelican]

Thanks

[loud knot]

Yeah 😔

[fading bramble]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

[fading bramble]

Change ur about me

[latent pelican]

Not to u

[ancient hearth]

If anyone here a beginner go to missions and do dispatch vi its about 27k every 8 minutes but you need a friend to doit with

Only 1

[loud knot]

Ngl dont tell me what to do

[fading bramble]

A suggestion

[scarlet cave]

You need a couple more decades of experience on the net.. you're boring

[loud knot]

Don't gotta listen to u

[latent pelican]

Btw @scarlet cave you should probably spend more time with your son, not even capping

[loud knot]

[fading bramble]

…

[loud knot]

Hru

[latent pelican]

Good u?

[fading bramble]

Bro it was just a suggestion

😢

[loud knot]

Good

[loud knot]

You end up in bad sport so many times I haven't got in 1 like bruh

[scarlet cave]

My kid has spring football 3 times this week then a district game.. no worries on that

[latent pelican]

That’s good

[fading bramble]

What

I don’t play gta anymore 😐

[loud knot]

Oh now hes acting stupid

[wintry heron]

Lol

[fading bramble]

Lol

[loud knot]

What do u play Hentai sim? 💀

[fading bramble]

What is ur problem

[latent pelican]

Make sure to attend them all

[loud knot]

I'm sure that's a thing

[latent pelican]

Ayo tf

[wintry heron]

He plays genshin

[fading bramble]

Naaa

[loud knot]

Imagine if that's a thing

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican They're all over different states so, I do, love them, and pay

[fading bramble]

I play cod fifa rl stuff like that

[vapid ibex]

sooo yeah don't bother opening a support ticket in this discord

[latent pelican]

Probably is

[wintry heron]

Why

[vapid ibex]

no fooks given

[wintry heron]

Lol they answer me pretty quick

[fading bramble]

I had a good support

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican Got a kid?

[wintry heron]

Hes a father of 9

[fading bramble]

Na I got 22

[latent pelican]

Gunna is my second born

[fading bramble]

Kids

[loud knot]

I was abt to say something but idk 😔

[latent pelican]

D4 is my 5th

[fading bramble]

Yessss cmon

[loud knot]

Am I your son ? 😔

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican So you get it when this stuff is not cheap

[fading bramble]

Ur my son

[latent pelican]

Josh is my first born

[loud knot]

I'd jump off a cliff If i was your son

[fading bramble]

No ur my grandsons duaghters

[wintry heron]

Mf josh always been the favorite

Sick of it

[fading bramble]

😞

Too bad u can’t

I won’t let u

[loud knot]

🥲

[fading bramble]

Why do u love pancakes

[latent pelican]

I’m sorry but you just didn’t get good grades

[loud knot]

😔

[wintry heron]

I have a sweet criminal record tho

[loud knot]

There good

[latent pelican]

That’s what we’re proud of

[fading bramble]

That’s Tru tbh

Love pancakes

[loud knot]

I'm a good kid right

[fading bramble]

Why does everyone have kids

Enfants

[wintry heron]

Lol enfants

[fading bramble]

Chirlden

I can’t spell

[latent pelican]

Yes you’re the only one who hasn’t been caught yet

[fading bramble]

Children

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican Clearly I'm outnumbered via, uh, whatever this is, but you pay IRL.. Not sure why you have any issues with me but I'm pretty sure we have more in common than less

[fading bramble]

😳

[loud knot]

:)

[fading bramble]

Uhhh…ye7££….yyyeeeeehh..uhhhh

[latent pelican]

Umm sure we should stop arguing if

[fading bramble]

Uuuhhhh me@emmeme

[fading bramble]

Yes

[wintry heron]

@latent pelican did you drop D4 on his head as a baby

[pliant umbra]

ye

[fading bramble]

Yyehhh

[pliant umbra]

anyways....

[fading bramble]

IThonnk

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican I got no prob with you and I respect you understand, more than me even, kids

[pliant umbra]

anyone {pc} online

[fading bramble]

ThiiiiIinkh*

[wintry heron]

The J

[fading bramble]

ThinkKk

[latent pelican]

No, he fell off a cliff at childbirth

[fading bramble]

😔

How did I not die

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[latent pelican]

You had a big brain but it was damaged during the fall

[loud knot]

Was I born ok

[fading bramble]

😔

[fading bramble]

No

[scarlet cave]

@latent pelican Out of obvious respect I'm not going to talk to any of your kids, just to you sir

[fading bramble]

Good man

Respect

🫡

[scarlet cave]

❤️

[fading bramble]

❤️

[latent pelican]

You were born while my wife was robbing a bank

[fading bramble]

Weeee egonnnna riisieieieessss

[fading bramble]

Weird but sick

[scarlet cave]

Too much hate, just need more ❤️

[loud knot]

.. wow ..

[fading bramble]

How did she rob the bank

[loud knot]

😔

[fading bramble]

Love

Peace

[loud knot]

How much money did she take

[wintry heron]

9 shillings

[latent pelican]

She used her enlarged belly as an excuse to hide detonations

[fading bramble]

Bro said shillings

😂

[fading bramble]

😳

Was she just overweight

Don’t lie

[scarlet cave]

For each and all

[latent pelican]

No but she was thicc

[fading bramble]

Damn

[fading bramble]

Feet pics?

[latent pelican]

No perms

[scarlet cave]

Nooooot at that disgusting love everyone level, but some people can be educated

[fading bramble]

Awwww

Dm me

[latent pelican]

That’s incest Johnny boy

[blazing knot]

someone please tell rockstar to add nuclear missiles to the game

[noble solar]

pls help me

[fading bramble]

You didn’t see that

[noble solar]

im stuck with human labs

i get kicked out of a cutscene

[blazing knot]

50 million dollars to launch a missile that kills every one on the map

[fading bramble]

Delete gta

[blazing knot]

Add it rockstar

[latent pelican]

Don’t mention that

[noble solar]

i spend 10 minutes finding randoms and i get kicked out of a cut scene everytime

[fading bramble]

Perfect way to spend 50mill

[latent pelican]

Even people in buildings

[latent pelican]

Verify files

Or restart PC

[noble solar]

wdym

i did that

like

i spent 3 days

[scarlet cave]

we're closer to nuclear than the cuban missle crisis rn

[noble solar]

all with the same results

[loud knot]

Your a good dad

[fading bramble]

That would make it work it

Worth

[blazing knot]

Nah nah they’re fine but if they go outside they have to put on a gas mask for a few minutes or they die

And make the gas mask cost 10 mil

[latent pelican]

Bruh why does this seem hilarious

[fading bramble]

They finnnnnnneeee….. as fuck

[pliant umbra]

anyway

[latent pelican]

And this is why you were the favorite

[fading bramble]

Smash

[pliant umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/bean-dies-from-cringe-gif-22301441

[fading bramble]

I like lemons 😞

[blazing knot]

We need to have the ability to invite other players to our apartment for sex

[wintry heron]

What is wrong with you

[noble solar]

if i cancel the heist would i restart all in order

[fading bramble]

Lol

[blazing knot]

Prostitutes are in the game

Why no player sex

And you know the speak into mic to flirt with strippers? Speak into mic to flirt with your partner during Sex

[noble solar]

if i cancel the heist would i restart all in order

[wintry heron]

Duck wanks to the gta strip club

[blazing knot]

yes

[fading bramble]

He is a inequivoitionetly perfectoanto humane being of this nature of the purpose of origin

[blazing knot]

listen bro

[fading bramble]

Swear we’ve all done that

[blazing knot]

There is a massive lack of sex in this game

despite the pictures of sexy ladies on the walls in many many buildings.

[fading bramble]

Innit it’s 18+

Where is it

[blazing knot]

where’s the sex bro

[fading bramble]

Lol

[blazing knot]

lemme kiss pavel

[fading bramble]

Go on ⬛️🟧

[blazing knot]

Add a button or something to request kiss from anyone you approach

[fading bramble]

That’s a bit weird

[blazing knot]

And once kiss is accepted, have quick time events to continue the interaction and make out or whatever and like the flirt meter in strip club, if you get this meter filled up you can invite person to apartment and bang

this is a great idea I’m telling you

If the person doesn’t want kiss they can reject

[stiff ermine]

Is anyone good at the hack for the casino heist

And anyone wanna do it

[fading bramble]

Go to the heists channel

[loud knot]

:)

[tough spoke]

#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox

[stray latch]

Sad to see that gas in a video game is less then real life

[pliant umbra]

anyway

anyone here horny enough to play gta?

... guess not

[tough spoke]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/googas-wet-wet-cat-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-20820186

[shell carbon]

I feel like ive been scammed.

I got a sparrow, which im fr so happy with.

But then i got MK2.

[tough spoke]

damn

[shell carbon]

And now i kinda regret buying the MK2.

[tough spoke]

lol

[shell carbon]

Ima sell it.

[tough spoke]

always regret it

[shell carbon]

Its the worst purchase ever.

Tbh ima go grind for a yacht.

Cuz 50% off.

[spring stump]

the only time MK II is good

[stray latch]

I did the same thing. I just used the MK2

[spring stump]

is for fighting other MK IIs

that’s it

lol

if you’re using MK II outside that in general combat

i hate to say it

but

you suck at combat if you are that individual

[pale sky]

@normal bramble he copy you!!!!

[tough spoke]

i just use as transport or to greif the greifer

[normal bramble]

[tough spoke]

[shell carbon]

I suck more at combat with the MK2 then on the ground.

[shell carbon]

Tbh ima save for deluxo.

[tough spoke]

mint

ih have it

[shell carbon]

Nice.

Was it worth it?

@tough spoke

[tough spoke]

eh i think so

[shell carbon]

Alr.

[tough spoke]

dont use it much

[shell carbon]

Actually.

I kept my MK2.

But ima do another cayo.

Cuz im broke.

[tough spoke]

im a get the tesaract

soon]

[shell carbon]

Oh the Terzo millennio?

Yea.

[rocky timber]

It suuucks

[shell carbon]

Ima get super yacht cuz yknow why.

[tough spoke]

on sale so y not

[rocky timber]

I would probably buy it only for the looks

Or if it becomes 100k with sale 💀

[tough spoke]

lol

[rocky timber]

Cuz tht car can't turn at all

[shell carbon]

[rocky timber]

U will 100% understeer

[tough spoke]

bout 50% off or so

[rocky timber]

Not worth it

[tough spoke]

only to getting to fill supercar garage

[rocky timber]

I would rather buy the yatch 💀

[tough spoke]

have it

[rocky timber]

Well ig ur wish

🥱

[tough spoke]

but didnt get it while on sale

[shell carbon]

Yachts 50% off.

Its worth it.

[rocky timber]

Ik

[spring stump]

fair enough. can’t blame you for that

[tough spoke]

all upgrades too

[late star]

Question but sorry to interrupt the conversation is GTA5+ worth buying

[shell carbon]

NO>

JUST NO.

[tough spoke]

[late star]

Ok

[rapid wharf]

should I get oppressor or yacht now since it’s 50% off?

[shell carbon]

500k a month is a joke.

[tough spoke]

yatch

[shell carbon]

If u wanna get scammed, get oppressor.

[spring stump]

mk II is quite literally the “i suck at combat, so i use the only vehicle to make me look relevant” bike

[shell carbon]

Exactly.

[spring stump]

it’s why i rarely touch it

[shell carbon]

I suck at flying it beleive it or not.

[rocky timber]

He talkin about mk1

[spring stump]

the MK I however

[rocky timber]

Get this 💀

[shell carbon]

Ohhhhhh.

[spring stump]

now that’s a different story

[tough spoke]

i like mk 1 better

[rocky timber]

Ya

[shell carbon]

MK1 is beautiful.

Its fun.

[rocky timber]

I killed many mk2 pple with mk1

[tough spoke]

even though fall off a lot more

[shell carbon]

Tbh i think sparrow is easier to fly than. MK2.

[rocky timber]

If gud skills then no fall

Simple

[rocky timber]

......

[spring stump]

i’ve only recently got more invested into thinking of getting one (MK I), mainly due to watching too many joker vids, like an addict with a drug problem lmfao

[tough spoke]

dont use as much

[shell carbon]

Ngl i also got it for my cousins.. cuz they keep dying whenever they use my acc.

[rocky timber]

I don't think so

[shell carbon]

Personally i love sparrow.

[tough spoke]

1.7 down the drain

[spring stump]

not really

[shell carbon]

No.

Sparrow is worth every penny.

[tough spoke]

tesaract

[shell carbon]

Ohhhh.

[spring stump]

good for heists, very small target, spammable rockets, and can handle oppressors well

if you can have the height advantage

but that’s with any heli

[tough spoke]

love my sparrow

[shell carbon]

Sparrow makes me happy.

Cuz it reminds me of Pavel.

[spring stump]

come to think of it, i came across a MK II the other day with flares who was so desperate to kill me

all i had to do was fly above him

[shell carbon]

I kill em with buzzards bruh.

[spring stump]

spam rockets at him

gg

[noble solar]

i use orbital cannon

i spam it

and waste like 20 mil on them

[spring stump]

buzzards a bit too sluggish for my liking

and i say that when i play savage

[shell carbon]

Yeah i stopped using it a long time ago.

[spring stump]

the other reason why i don’t use it any more

is because of the missiles

[noble solar]

isnt xbox

[spring stump]

they’re not like sparrow

[shell carbon]

Sparrow is aggressive.

[spring stump]

where it’s constant hellfire

but if you do have the guns

which if you can use

is pretty decent

i’ll give it that

[shell carbon]

MK2 is just scam.

Ima keep it for my cousins only.

[wintry heron]

I need help

[shell carbon]

Why?

[wintry heron]

every time I try to sell stock

Some dude in a deluxo kills me

I joined new server

But it keeps happing

With different people

Happening*

[shell carbon]

Oofers,

Yeah same.

Was tryna deliver cargo from my terrorbyte.

But theres always that one retarded MK2.

[tough spoke]

omfg

cant even drive nice cars

[shell carbon]

Exactly.

[nova totem]

he4y anyone up to do a prison heist