#๐โgta-discussion
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terrorbyte or sparrow?
i dont have enough for both
bc mk2
buy terrorbyte with vechicle workshop and than buy opressor mk2

terrorbyte itself isn't super good but the mk2 is the best vechicle in the game so...
it's a must-have
yea ik
thx
cya
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It's not the best for some people
Can be based on opinions
Itโs really good imo
agree
What is payphone hits?
Hi
The Dre Contract, payphone hits, security contracts, and the wall safe
All good for money
you see a blue square on the map nearby you... go there... kill the person with the way the objective say.. and you usually get 80K
Call Franklin and heโll give u a payphone hits
is it just me or everyone keeps getting that gta clouds error ?
Just u
rip
no
it's just the most op thing in this game
I'm talking about facts
not if someone likes the vechicle or not
pretty much is
What Should i buy with 1.4mil?
mk2
Is it more worth than mc business
yes

Can anyone help me with the prison break heist
Is it cheaper to add mk2 modifications to weapons if I do it in a MOC or Terrorbyte as a opposed to the Agency
You cant upgrade mk2 in MOC
.

Sorry
Ok
You on ps4 ot ps5?
Ps4
You picked ps5 role lol
Can I chance it
thanks, but is it cheaper
Thanks
I think it might be same price but i dont rlly know
thanks
#๐ฎใขcayo-lfg-ps4 can ask for cayo there
FUCK YEAH
WR
Finding 10 people wanting to do b2b cayo in #๐ฎใขcayo-lfg-ps4
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7.26 seconds
Yes
Not enough lol
Hi
im starting a gta crew and need memebers ofc but i dont wanna have just any old low levels in my crew. to join just tell me some basic stuff so we can make shure this crew is as good as it can be.
first off whats your age (just so ik your not a squeker) what time zone are you in? whats your main source of income? level and knowledge of the game? and how often are you on gta online
^^
^^
@placid mica why do you guys try to solve this chat not being gta related instead of the people in #๐ฎใขcayo-lfg-ps4 ?





How much is a painting in Office worth on cayo?

150 to 300k
And How many can you take in bag
2 I think but maybe 3

Is the MTU thing a bannable offence? My internet is kinda bad so when I talked to my ISP they told me to change around the settings and that might fix it
Did you like the game?
Champions league?
๐
Who winning?
Bruh
I used to be a huge football fan
But then i went on to play rugby
No.
I started playing when i was around 8-9 years old
Hello I have done cayo perico 1st missiib how do I unlock the prep mission?
And i joined my school team 
That was in new Zealand.. here in brazil there arent any either
wdym?
Dont worry bout it.. talked with rock about it
B2b issue in this server
Planning board
@wintry heron i have an idea..
What controls on pc
To the dms real quick... because im not sure if this counts as self promoting
"Hoe" 
(E button) and to go back...
Mods this isnt shit posting
Im helping the dude
Omg, I just got explosive rounds at my 4th research
Cheers. I guess COD just has more people with bad connection then? I can usually get into a lobby without too much difficulty with these new settings
we?
Ohh gotcha gotcha. Ty for the help
๐
I
i even uninstalled it
y'all should get off gta and touch some grass
One message removed from a suspended account.
I lost all my progress
Because I moved files
One message removed from a suspended account.
B2b your mom and dad
Beat dl2 agian
Nobody will
that was fun
using helis and rockets to kek people on the ground
like
picture this
3v1
theyโre all trying to shoot me out of a heli
iโm out here killing them all
till this third guy rolls up in his toreador
and other vehicles
then itโs a field day, since i get to use mine too
and it was a roll
then back to helis cause i love their style of combat
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Anyone wanna be a grabber for my cayo
No now let the drama continue
No one is on lgf
Cool
what is a grabber
He wants his @pliant umbra grabbed*
hey i need help with gta 5 can anyone dm me?>
Someone who takes someonethjng with u
No but i can dm you more feet pics
Can any one help me with Cayo preps and that is on Xbox and need help with gater intel I will give you 85% Xbox add me moneymaker8411
No
Ok
No.
I cant remember why
A girl who could kill me in a single punch if she wanted is one of the cutest things i can think of
I dont know who you are
Can someone try to make me laugh
I have no way to locate you
hello
I do however obtain a lack of skills
But i have a reeses chocolate bar and paddle ball
You can have one of them
You made me laugh
The hitman who charges 10k a bullet
Bro how no really makes me laugh
I was given his number by my friend so in the meeting i asked him โwhat if you miss?โ He responded with the most certainty Iโve ever heard โi never missโ
You made me laugh again
Bruh
I told him โi have 20k i want you to blow my girlfriends head off and shoot the guy sheโs cheating on me with,s dick ofโ
What do you call a gay kid when sent on fire? LGBBQ
Bro you made me laugh again
On the roof hes been looking in the scope for 20 mins and i ask โare u gonna shoot?โ
Brooo
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer
He then says โbe patient i might be able to save u 10kโ
My jokes are darker then this shit ๐
Do it
Why does batman only cover half of his face? To let the police know he is white
Donโt take it to far
-cleveland brown
You guys should know how important it is to wash your sex toys thats why priests invented baptism

Broooo

Ill be back later with more shit jokes
Koala bears arenโt real bears
Barber Simpson
They didnโt meet the koalafications
Then what are they
no
Just a stupid thing that sits on a tree
I miss my dog
Sorry
Kek
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Make a negative situation into a positive
Spiderman is great
I can name every spiderman movie
I got them all in notes lol
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
The amazing spiderman
The amazing spiderman 2
Spiderman into the spiderverse
Spiderman homecoming
Spiderman far from home
Spiderman no way home
I got them in notes cause i collect dvds
spideyman is trash
Got almost every marvel film in notes
U fall asleep?
yea
You seen a marvel movie today
Thats fair
Was it at night
I did the first time aswell lol
I never actually seen starwars
???
Ide watch any ide hate if it means keeping my hair
I would keep my hair
falls out
Not go bald
agree
Did he fall asleep
who
Your bf
I got more movie selections than Netflix now
no, he was like a little boy watching it...
10
but he my ex now XD
I donโt even know all the Netflix movies
to hell with starwars geeks... they aint worth the love ๐
Alright I might get off discord
why?
To play gta
๐ฆ
I will add both of you
okay ๐
i know ๐
J
idk, it has been 6 years since i went on XD
Oh ok that fine
im more playstation fan
Your on PlayStation
?
Iโm bored
me too
I donโt know what to do
go play idle miner here?
gnight
@faint cypress
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl and then she noticed me and went for a run
Pain
i would run too if i saw your ugly face
I feel bad for you
Same
๐๐
When you live in spain but the 'S' is silent
๐
Life is like a penis.. simple relaxed and hanging free its woman who make it hard
You you eat cum but the z is silent
agree
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass
๐๐๐
blm tho.. watch out :O... XD
Dad joke time
You gotta be an electrician its the easiest job in the world.. its literally light work
?
Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnomeextra chromosone metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown Flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone AutoZone professionally seen silver patroneheadass tf up
okay
@pliant umbra
?
๐
Why did the kid cross the road?
to run from mama with the flipflop
Dont worry i am
good

Sad
Lol csgo crates moment
yea
Ok.
never played csgo tbh
agree
You camp in a cornor and when you see a diffrent pixel you shoot then its over
All you do is camp
Very annoying
Hola
battlefield, cod... all camping
Hi
heyy base
Thats why i dont play as much shooters.. im playing rocket league and dirt 5
i sck at RL
basically any game that involves fighting will have campers/tryhards/wannabes
same, I think I have like 5 career goals
If you ever need help improving lemme know
you play on ps5?
if not, then nooooope :3
Pc.. but there is cross platform play
no
Sadge
no XD
it honestly depends, if you have good friends, then multiplayer games can be fun
yeah, but it depends on lobbys
assassins creed odyssey is amazing
... portal 3? Thats a thing?
but i do like the forest, command and conquer, Dracula reign of terror.. etc
blackops 3

Ohh
i dont like the AC storyline... takes too long in my opinion... just like final fantasy
ooo you've played it as well?
Yes.
yeah it took me like 50 hours to finish the story for odyssey
worth it imo
do you know Cossacks, AOE, C&C?
No. But all assasin's creed games are amazing
umm I don't think so
I recently started playing assassins creed syndicate
it is great, you should play it
He isnt mod...
i have 4 AC games... i just dont like it that it goes sooooo slow
true the setting for that looks intriguing
To bad it costs almost 400$
no, i can buy it with bigggg discounts tho
I got it for $5
send me pm and i will show you the site where are discounts tho
@faint cypress yeah the story is quite slow, but you should just try it bc the graphics are amazing
and the story was nice imo
@faint cypress ...@wintry heron said shut up to me and not to you.. now he is begging for his life, to be unblocked
agree about the graphics... but i kinda hate the loooooong slow shit
yeah I can get that
Lucky mf
it was on the epic store
btw @pliant umbra hows the story for syndicate?
From what i have played so far its pretty decent.. can i tell you like the historic thing that was happening at that time?
pm
But you said it was legit
?
sure
@faint cypress plz unblock this man...
look in ur message
Hi
Industrial revolution
yes
base ๐
how ya doing
AMB? what do you think of the Forest?
Make me laugh
wdym lol
I've honestly never heard of that game lol
Can someone make me laugh
horror
knock knock
Whoโs there
one
One who
๐๐
good ๐
je m'ennuie
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Bro
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will diAlogue." XD
You are funny
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Bro
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 

@pliant umbra
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
You don't keep a knife with you when hanging out with your SO? weirdo
when people attend my funeral, iโm gonna make sure i eat a lot of unpopped popcorn before i get cremated. that way things will be more interesting come the cremation

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Cayo Perico B2B I have pink diamond๐ (ugf donโt waste time!)
๐ตPs4 Old Gen OnlyDm me if your interested๐ฒ I also do car trades so lmk!
shove a man into molten lava, heโll be singing to the heavens for eternity

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why tf r u saying it here
@final forge
Mk2 rifle
my wife once told me that i should embrace all mistakes. so i embraced her
Best
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
My go to pick was the mk2 rifle n the other pistol
Bro this is my second Cayo donโt know what oen that is
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
In dms
Agressor conspirator or crack shot
Can u send me in dms
Aight bet
did you hear about the restaurant up in the moon? great service, no atmosphere
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Thatโs a sticky situation
โiโm sorryโ and โi apologiseโ mean the same thing
except at a funeral
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, If I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes
Conspirator or aggressor
Yeah I feel you my ex wife died aswell when she passed in surgery Iโm sadly getting fired as a surgeon
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be alive
Do marksmen trust me bro
Itโs locked
whatโs the difference between a policeman and a bullet?
when a bullet kills someone else, you know itโs been fired
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Should I do big con or silent and sneaky?
Big con grup sechs approach
Ok
Exit outfit noose
If. I new the difference give me a shot and shoot me my son would still have a gf
A walk in the park
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst
how hard are the big con casino setup missions?
Do I need good weapons and cars or not
Yeah you know I went to my childhood school I asked if I could see the teachers they said Iโm not even meant to be with 5km of them
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life
Well judging from a fuck ton lot of setups for casino heist
Its a waste of time
โ๏ธ
well im trying to buy an oppressor so i could ride around peacefully
I was in Turkey listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Erdogan. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Give man Indian heโll be shitting for days
Give him a wife heโll be shit for the rest of his life
Wtf just do cayo
Solo that get u get 1m+ per hour
*shit
ayo
lmfao
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
i have a skill issue and have trouble playing the game skillfully
Itโs fax though
โyou kids use technology too muchโ
so i pulled out the life support
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Just join my cayo
Jeez

Depends on you tbh if you don't fuck up your disguise you don't have to fire a single bullet
Can someone please help out in #๐ธโgta-media?
rn?
Skill issue is not a fucking excuse to be trash
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog
That's kinda racist bro
Not really Indian food can be spicy
ok ill admit im just trash
i cant aim
and i die alot
Well u cant aim practise it
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
how
I just have GTA mainly for the car customization and whatnot
user?
Add my social club
My brother passed my thoughts are IN his wife
exactly
M_i_s_e_r_y lv 356
I just have gta for........
k hopping on
Idk why i have gta
Im bouta start my laptop now lol
kk
Idk why I still play this abomination
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother
wait what
Im gona setup cayo and after cayo ima do some random shit till cayo is back up
what does that mean
Anyways, can someone help out in #๐ธโgta-media I'm having some technical difficulties with vehicle cargo. Not hard to do a favor and help out.
kk
XD
Just do the glitch you're on pc
yes
Im on laptop u dickhead
ask ARock
I used to make like 10 mil in and hour
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
Well i cant do the glitch no more
So what you blithering idiot it's still called PC
Why are there so many people called moderated nickname in the chat?
Is this some inside joke I don't understand
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back
Or are the names really moderated?
probs because of the actual discord names
no... they had barcode name and its not allowed
sometimes itโs the name itself
agree
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He's all right now
iโve seen a few where i just flat out burst out laughing
there are a few funny users in here that are moderated
ngl
hehehehee
how late is it there?
โyou the bombโ โno, you the bombโ a compliment in america, a argument in the middle east
The fuk
same as in europe
Ay @old cargo im logging in rn
kk
Classic
my son dated an english woman, she opend the door and said: "come inside"... i put her on the table and came inside... now i aint welcome anymore
Lol
Wtf
hey sentinal
lmao
same as the person on gorilla chat
i told my wife she needed to open up and let me in. now she needs some control
@old cargo the fucks yr social club username
havent changed my name...
SanKiller41
XD
Hwait
kk
i know so many more dark jokes, but those get me banned here on the servers XD
ik lmao
Thats gay
what next
and even discord gave me warnings 1 month ago because of me that sended dark jokes to a BLM group XD....
โrejoice with the boys?โ
jk XD

Its been 5 fucking minutes
be nice to people around you... and they remember you for years... shoot 100erds of people, and you are remembered for decades
@old cargo joib my session rn
do u live in america?
where iโm from its more:
fuck everyone and people wonโt care
stab someone and people make a song and dance about it
@old cargo tell me when yr in my session ima start some car sell rq
where your from tho?
uk
Need help getting white joggers
nice
legit
all you hear is
โstabbing nottingham, stabbing nottinghamโ
every time
same here
lmao
@naive stirrup joining your game
no, nottingham is a nearby city
Fuck i exploded my mk2
i know
least where i am p
I CRASHED into a fucking tree
like liverpool, manchester
read pm
nottingham is the embodiment of the โshank, bit rude to out that knife in my chest, innit bruvโ meme
i did
we know ALOT about the UK
sleep well.. and speak to you soon?
you as well
Hello
Am bak
Hi
Hey
Chat is dead 
Fax
Is anyone up for a casino heist In about an hour and 45I got it set up r
Yo bear
Yeah whatโs up
i m good, but woke up from a lazy sleep
Go to #๐ปใขcasino-lfg-pc
Like 11:30?
11:36pm
Yeah
i slept for 4 hrs
Anyone wanna do Cayo 60 40 itโs my second one idk what to do
ask in LFG-Xbox
I did
Just be patient
Why
I only solo
Cause I bad and canโt solo
.
nice name
I gotta wake up at 4 am
I didnโt sleep 
@loud knot wanna see my old doggo?
yeh, I forgor
Can I get nitro 
yes. Just buy it from the nitro tab
in 4 days my patreon is over
Can I get nitro 
gift u?
cant give it now cuz broke asf
Lol when 
Maybe in june
Rickroll knew it 
Didn't even have to click on it
CJ kill this bear
๐ช
Dont lie, my friends are bears
Your friends are skinny spaghetti looking mfs
@latent pelican wanna play on monday?
||ignored||
sure
yes
if u dont own any business, then ask for cayos or casinos
cayo
yeah
Nah itโs to do cayo๐
I need 2.2 mil for kotsaka
And i hve 1.2 mil
be a grabber
Uhm
All my mc buisinesses just got reverted back
Now I have to set them all up again?
Did I get hacked or is that a glitch
There was 70k in my cocaine lockup and then I joined a different lobby and I have to set it up again
maybe a glitch
@wintry heron is 
?
Ily gn 
gn
@fluid canopy ily2
holy slut
i just went from mount chilliad to LSIA
on a opressor mk1
with 1 boost
no stopping in between
o_o stranger things s4 is out
yessir
hi
sup roLm
im good๐ช
noice
went out with family friends
we drove to a basketball court
almost got eachother killed a few times cuz mf cant drive ๐
like one of them is driving, and a friend in the backseat just grabs his neck and thros him ๐ญ
Anyone want help with anything
im sure there are tons of mfs in cayo lfg begging for free cayos
Anyone down to help me sell a couple businesses? Willing to help out as well
why is there a new "scammer" role
to help u not get scammed
you have scammer role
you cannot be trusted

bro is a scammer ๐
Hi
hi BERRA again
What Should i buy with 2.8mil?
what do u currently have from warstokck
can someone help me do diamond casino heist?
Kosatka, sparrow
Who wanna help me dupe on ps4
terrorbyte
or nightclub if u dont have it
then opressor mk2
I have a nightclub
ok then terrorbyte
cocaine
where do u buy that business?
dont know use google
okk
is the vamos a nice car?
with mods yea @rocky timber
Hey kids
who is ur kid?
Idk
@lament tree
Its 3:34 am rn
this guy?
it is 2:35 am
jet griefing > anything
Who can help me do a dupe on ps4
is tgg uploading a new rags to riches series?
Probably
ig he started it by making a video on the new rockstar career maker
he will surly uploaded new tricks for new-gen
ur arthur right??

supp
@boreal tulip
he is arthur
ded chat xd
gta mfs say โilyโ to me more than any girl has
i play on pc so the new gen consoles arnt really relevant for me
see the old rags to richies then
...

Anyone want help
I'm on ps4
nope
Of course
lfg-other-ps
Lol
If i buy terrorbyte Should i buy weapon and specialized workshop or only specialized?
do you have an agency ?
I guess jut buy the workshop in the agency
Already have it
Just
Can i customize mk2 in agency
Idk what server to put this in but do not play with FLAMEZELIX1R. Was minding my own business and he kept killing me
no
Only in the terrobyte
Where do i ask for help?
@safe vine lfg.
thanks
@safe vine NP.
Is lester gay?
yes
wait
cayo perico experts... do i take painting or full bag of coco







