#🚔┃gta-discussion
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It's going down El Rubio 
Pls stop
i robbed ur island over 120 times and Nuked it
sure, i will fly that
No
u can't even beat me in Dog fighting
I learnt it from flash and dignity
We never did 
I can dodge homing rockets lol
1v2 in a jet 
i did it when i started learning how to fly jets in GTA
Why u guys hate me 😔 i give you the most cash
i don't hate you,just kill dave
Now give me panther or Dave gets nuked
i dont hate you, but sometimes weed and cash just aint enough
Dave eh?
Just kill em
Idc
Annoying muppet he is
i killed him already
Alr say goodbye to half your island
:(
Whoever nukes my island is gay
i think its a bit warm
I'm sorry I can Orbital cannon him
:D
Orbital cannon wont destroy your island
nah
pink daimond, 1 cocaine, 1 weed, 1 cash
Btw we got a 5yr old in #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
setup time
I see this as an absolute win
can;t see it
how
Get the role
😔
Get the role 
i got the role
rule
I'm lvl 141 
No its trash
u are higher lvl than me on pc
ok
hi
hi
hello
hi
How
2.4 mil
this cayo shall give me 1.7 mil
ill do a autoshop contract
ill have maxed akula with 1mil left
Hey daddy :)
magic
hi son 🗿
Lmao 
lol 
And u got a whole ass kosatka holy
#🤖┃bot-commands
i got cayo on lvl 18 on my xbox alt
Grinded agency and bunker hard
Cool 
Cool
My only sin of giving R* money is buying gta+
bad
💀
gta + is just like paying for nitro in discord
ong
but even less perms
No I'd have to block u 
you unblocked blake?
Don't do it
Yeah and I'm gonna block him again
It's 9am
Aight imma hit the bed, cya
Cya
Talking abt buying gta+
this was mine
Fuck that shit
sad
:c
ok
np, use it
Then dont buy Gta+
:/
I just wanted cheap agency
And why is my name wrong again
it is the easiest prep
No ..
cutting torch is but ok
for me all preps are easy as hell
same
im just
bad
I think overall the hardest one is the stealing the sonar radar
Well, I have kasatka now so I can cancel
but not that it’s hard just inconvenient
ya
Do u want me to be your friend 
it is about how many times did u do the preps
a lot
i just
didnt do
preps
forever
cuz
b2b
💀
wait if youve already scoped out entry and exit points, do u need to scout them agai. the next time u setup the cato heis
nah scope out entries only once
Winter soldier got nerfed so bad lmao
??
In the movies
Add u on discord? 
yes, he got a bit too much underpowered
no only the primary’s and secondary’s
thing is u can just scope more whenver u want
- I pissed off a kid over a cayo
ih ok thanks
np
Congrats
that 5 yr old?
Okay
Nah a random
oh
2 people asking 
weapons setup ez af too
@loud knot
Yes please
Daddy 
Your my Maiden
yes
I did 
UwU
cringay
funny how that one kid in cayo called me out for having a monster drink in my pfp but ignored my polo sweater 😔
Very
Don't u dare say "UwU" 
Hello chat, just had a question
Which is better toreador or Scramjet?
both are good
toredor - missions and practical use
scramjet - fun
Pretty much
Damn I'm sorry 
i have 5.8 million rn, should i buy both of them?
yes
big balls
oh thanks
that was random
ong
is it better to do cayo solo or with a freind if u r trying to grind money
@rocky timber get married wit me 
@rocky timber me too
im not lvl 10 😭
in dank memer
Irl
okay
Lmao
With a friend because you can only grab primary solo
@wintry heron be the priest
me?
um sure
as long as i can kiss a male im down
i had conducted more marriages
alr
WOlf and inuffu's
I'm a bad friend 
someone be the priest smh
I think he was asking @wintry heron
how should we split the money so that i still get a hefty tin
80/20?
15/85
85/15
i m the oldest priest in the server
Im in bad sport 
with a friend
didn’t ask + don’t care 
ppl care
just fucking do it
Wanna get married 
I don’t
😢
Wait 
Thought you alr married someone else 
what 
@rocky timber the groom and @loud knot the bride are u ready for getting married?
i guess
But you did
bonds + gold = 2.3 mil (2 players)
that will give you 1.7 mil after all the cuts
bonds + cocaine = 1.6 (1 player)
that will give you 1.5 mil after all the cuts
@visual verge
Are you cheating on me josh
No 
ok 😢
Got my answer
No daddy 
OH DAMN
thanks
np
U still owe me a cayo daddy 
i got betrayed 😭
yes son
nah i dont want to give him mininmum cut tho cuz most of the times i mess up and id be wasting his time
I have my ps3 setup so not today
i have to see i
wanna play today @brazen pier @loud knot
g

ah ur choice really
Alr 
but my calculations were assuming 85 15
I can add you tho @rocky timber
It's to latee
add wat?

Psn
I'm tired asf


Ion got u added 
dont care + didnt ask
just play
@visual verge the player take is
full take - 12%
(10% fencing fee, 2% pavel fee)
Bro I cant
Same
ok ;-;
play now? 
I remove people that I’m not friends with irl cuz ion know them
My ps4 is on fire 
no
then 
Ong same but keep me added 
bru
Psn
Yo
sup ice bear
no
How can I find a gta session without any modders
I'll dm it 
@latent pelican is this ur alt?
go to console
Nothing much stuck in a session with modders
No lol
invite only
ok
where u lurking here?
no
Hi there fellow bear
Oh
in other words
Heyy
No I got the notification
didn;t ask u
Done 
U guys wanna hangout in gta
yeh, u are online
Yeah
Wasn’t talking to you 
Yeah I was online
Then fuck off
I’m a different GC
Stuck in a black loading screen
calm down
Bcz of modders
Yes
“Then fuck off🤓”

use the task manager method
It happens
nerd
so do it?
Ima sleep 
Gn
Can u guys send me a friend request
fivem is worst than gtao, you'll get a lot of error while joining a server
No
lmao
U are 
prob gonna cry myself to sleep 
Oooof
dont need to cry
As I was adding homing missiles to my oppressor
Just cry to death

Some modders spawned everyone in the session into the middle of nowhere
Fun fact: if someone goes ghosted to u, put a bounty on them to remove the ghost
@rocky timber wanna get married 
me too
genius thanks
Does it really work?
Yes
wanna try?
ok ;-;
Freaking modders ruin the whole game
i m coming online
Wait what is ur cpu broski
Thank you magical bear I shall give you that gwak gwak 3000 now
@wintry heron
yes
@wintry heron
Can u send me a req
why did u ping me?
@wintry heron
okay
i mean me and joshy
Lol
Check 
@wintry heron
saying the lines wait
Ok dad 
ok
@rocky timber the groom and @loud knot the bride, are you both ready to spend your life together?
nah, i got report for that
maybe
I have an objection
Every time I get to the nerve center in my terrorbyte I meet an infinite loading black screen
Gta online is life 
yes
I have an objection too
Joshy should be with me not Leo
Ig saying yes or no is answer
;-;
Leo was actually gay for me
as joshy
frick Leo all the homies hate leo

Bruh
i will kill u
I'm having a hard time finding a good lobby
yo wat
😭
I'm sorry to break it guys but I'm getting married on dank tommorow 
Without any freaking modders
just clear it who wants to marry whom?
dm or ping me in dank
me and leo and maybe @brazen pier can fuck with us ocassionaly
i will come
Diff server sorry
....
oh np
I'll dm u the screenshot when yea 
it is true u are a nerd
why tf my explosive ammo just gone
i had 32
It is true you are maidenless
Can I marry Leo 
Perhaps
no i m not
dud
u just said ur gon marry sumone else
U sure 
wolf and inuffu where much better than u
He can marry both of us
I'm not poly 
so sorry but i just got a gf irl
u seem 12 bro
wait

do 12 year olds get more bitches then me?
u can ask her, i have her tag
josh is all i need tbh
Gn guys
Gn
Send me to
Stfu
she is my gf not ur
Ok daddy.. 
😢
:(
Lol
Hello sential
@wintry heron actually gets bitches
i got better than before
it could be an act but ehh lets pretend
can you not ping me for useless shit
^^
your parents?
nvm
?
leave it
What the hell parentless?!?!?
do you not understand what I wrote
nah
🤦♂️
Go sleep @tired yarrow
Hmmmm
I am online
Me and Holy are hopping lobbies and just hunting griefers
I respect the man with the ice near pfp
when u get one inv me
yes there is
The Mandalorian
ok
Ok
bear just let me know when u find a session, i will join by my self
Oh ok the one we were just in was dry
💀
OMFG am got work off that day ..cool
hello kyle

nah, just joining magical bear
join?
Oh
les goo
Shall I join your lobby
Earlier there was basically a war zone
Can someone req me
oh
Happens in gta online
GTAO. pc
Now it’s a Normal lobby
Ye
Can I join your lobby
I'm having a hard time finding a lobby without modders
hello in ur session
Does anyone know how to get out of bad sport quicker
lol
blow up like 20 person vehicles
and grief cargo and leave events and races
mf cant read
Anyone Whant to do oppressormk1 trade pice
yea
am pretty sure its ez one
fun glitch on cayo, if you fall right behind a gaurd you don't take damage
lmao
cpa
nice

fr
Ik oppressor mk1 trade price I just don’t have no one to do it with
no cocaine? 
honestly suggest watching the "how to do full cayo" vid
i know how to lol just havent done in forever
4.1 mil in the bank les go
It was a dry lobby @wintry heron
yes, not much action
@latent pelican u left?
Yes
Found another bug, if you request kosatka at the docks the icon spawns right below you
when in a session ping me
it was a old glitch
akula here i come
les go
Killing low levels
nice
No it’s like level 250+ with 2+ kds
0123bruce is low level farming

@latent pelican inv me in CEO
okay, i m getting my mil-spec
big balls
Yum
ur Mainissuspended right?
Yea
wan play 
No
i was searchin for ur id yesterday
Im in bad spet
when u were online
Sport

New lobby
Hey I’m new here could someone help me with this?
With what?
Trying to make some money I actually just joined GTA about 2 weeks ago I think I’m doing great but I’m trying to save up to get the arcade and I need to sell my stock for my bunker I believe
In total half a K in my bunker 320,000
I have that already
I also need people to help me complete the heist
For that
Ok you’re set for life
No u can do it solo
Easily
Yeah don't save for arcade get kosatka
Just watch guides on YouTube
Arcade comes second
I wanna do the casino heist though
You need friends though
And random are a nightmare
Just grind the Cayo first to get stuff
Cayo first so you can get the essentials
Than when you have friends to do diamond go buy the arcade
Because your gonna need more than just an arcade
Casino heist and the kosatka
arcade is junk to cayo, both take preps.. then you can choose where to go
To make diamond casino easy you need the diamond casino story finished
To unlock security intel which will show all the guard locations and routes
solo easily?
You can do it without but it would be easy with that optional prep
I know that I’ve been watching YouTube to help, and it did allot tbh but I would rather have someone help me with the Cayo heist
Feel like it would be easier
Unless I’m wrong
Cayo is easy on your own it's just that you need another person if you want the gold bars in the compund
But you'll be fine with just looting the cocaine
Watch some TGG vids like where he decided to kill every single guard on the island.. not much to know beyond that
I would rather have as much money and someone to help me than to find the cocaine
Guys so whats the fastest car, bike, and tuner class vehicles?
Cocaine spawns are literally on your exit point when you leave
It ain't hard
the orbital
Oh ok
helo
Just choose main dock exit than their you have a chance of cocaine spawning
the choice words there are chance to spawn
pariah, hakouchu drag and calico
Hey babe
hi hoti
Yeah sadly it's not guaranteed but it's the easiest way to get some
Calico low grip yea
but they have nerfed it
F
its not like 150+mph anymore
BRuh
The spot that always guarantees is the airport hangar which is actually kinda easy to get to on your way out
Dont the f1 cars go like 160 or something
still its fastest....they have nerfed every single tuner....so thats why calico still the best
Just use the boat to travel to the airstrip kill that 1 guard get the cocaine and leave
Ok
Okay thank you @rocky timber and @sacred coral
Non modded right? Looking to get all legit vehicles but the fastest available + is the tuner with low grips or regular?
it's always a weigh of money/time.. airstrip may offer a better chance, but more time
yes not modded
tuners with lowgrip is alot slippery but best at drags, but not worth racing
so i'd recommend to just go with regular tires and lowered stance
Not modded, legit upgraded
Fs ty man
do u wan play w me rn 
Ya low grips are for tracks/drifting
am bored af
Not good for missions and shit id say
not tracks...just drags/drifting
Oh ya i meant drag
like unless ur the best drifter, and u can drift easily at any corner in races
Then its good
then ur undefeatable with calico lowered and low grip
Yes
@royal shard 
Anyone got any advice me and my gf broke up yesterday 😭😭
Hit the club homie
Nah homie
Hello everyone, has anyone got the phoenix/ Pontiac Firebird in their garage that can let me buy it off them rq
Unless u wana cayo b2b?
😬
no
u wanna get banned from this server?
U wanna get banned from this server ok bro
...
mods are gon ban u
wat will i do
glitch talkin aint allowed
Ratio
Imagine liking girls
💀
kids these days
There’s triple amount of children then adults
Fuck children
ong kyle😮
I just realised that when I come home tomorrow it'll be like 9 pm for you 
AIYO
its alright ig
i can sleep at 4 am😹

😬
gl kyle 
People can watch again 🤯
1 viewer is 1 person
lmao
Right when u leave
Its views not viewers
yes but 1 viewer can have multiple accounts
so
if i watch it 10 billion times it will have 10 billion views
Fuck cocomelon
just makes kid rhymes
Cocomelon > gta
i m sure u drank coke with cocaine
He's trolling ffs
Chris Turner can be fun, albeit promotes a bit much, random subject
Any1 wanna play steelie wheelie automobielie
Fax
Bear?
Yo
u need a cocomelon game for sure
a'ight, guess not.
Fr
how do I do the kai oh's pear e coes heist?
cayo?
yes.. if that was sounding out diamond casino, there'd be questions
no the kai oh's pear e coes heist
fk i dont get it, cayo perico?
Oddly I sense honesty yet coming from under a bridge
pedophilic behaviour
bri ish??? cringe
there is a heist in the game called kei oh's pear e coes
no ojibwe
what is the toll for crossing your bridge
buy a kosatka
Imagine sleeping
cah see noe is be’ah
lies, the rob sev'n el evn es fas ta
i read that like 5 times and finally understood it
Not literally lol
join a job and quit
What types of jobs tho
I tried for Races and it doesn’t work
shakes magic 8 ball .. says uninstall and play minecraft
depends which location u want to go
So does it only work for certain places?
i think its hiest setups or hiests
im not sure but like the racing job with the f1 vehicle u get teleported 2 certain places
from the quick job menu
Ahhh ok
bro spawned
…
hard to distinguish between tourette's syndrome and the internet
sorry bout that gentlemen, I guess i will resort to a youchewb vedio
that would be the internet, that was an easy

Imagine 5 pink opressors pullin up on u
Hi cow
hello

which equipment preps should i do if i have the kosatka entrance for cayo
cutting torch and firngerprint?
i have ruby necklace scoped
last 3
wut hapen 2 ur name
Plasma cutter, cutting torch, cloner, agressot weapons and kosatka jammer are all u need
any disruption preps?
I still run disrupt because, I love silenced pistols
No they are uselsss
ok
lmao
we should also do it with hydras and tanks

they were not griefing, it is called trolling
Oh I didn't know that thank you for telling me
no need to thank me, just troll ppl for fun in game
@visual verge no disruption.
fr fr
that would be funny af
fr
I need someone else to help Fr with the crayo heist
yep
ask on ur lfg chat lol
So?
What’s IFG?
Just go to #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
Oh ok thank you
thanks cow
Anyone trynna help me get mills
looking for group
4 😢
Thank you for saying that now but I kinda figured it out but thank you @visual verge
wait 3 now
gaand me danda 😳
kesa danda??
kiska danda 


i never asked u ;-;

No but are you from Finland lol
lfg-cayo-ps
lfg-other-ps
lfg-other-ps
Wdym it's so easy
Bro you talking to your self
Same
How do you do it
u replied to that 4 hrs after
Nah
Yes?
wanna be lvl 30?
🤦
How is the current state of GTA Online?
- Great
- Great
- Great
- I'd rather play call of duty infinite warfare
Is the terrorbyte worth buying
I have 14 mil and i want to spend it somehow.
In smarter ways ofc
yeyeye
Grinded my ass
What business do you?
I am grinding to 300 mili

That would take 3 months.
cayo?
Once you got the business and cayo its so simple
I got buissneses for days
Restock, do cayo twice
u have kosatka now?
Then sell
okay now i want an answer on the spot
Yeah I got the panther statue
Is the terrorbyte worth buying
I do replay glitch
for missions not really but for mk2 yes
Then no
I did and he change the primary target
Since then I replay it so I dont lose it
No I got the panther statue
💪
K now for real what should i buy with this hard cash i got
a bunch of cars
how much u have?
Slots.
13.7 mil
air vehicle
i even have 3 cars from fast and furious
The Nissan skyline
Paul walkers mitsubishi
And the supra
Orange
Whatever
wich one exactly
I can help if you guys need money but only on pc
?
p996, stealth annihilator, hydra
Do replay on ps4
Tf is the p996
p996 lazer
@slender stag 
Hello ching changs
brown
I know this is discussion but anyone able to help me with contracts?
The hell are contracts
For the auto shop
Oh alr
Yee
the mini heist thing?
Guys what is diamonds in casino
Oh there is different things like cash,artwork,gold and the best diamonds
What he says
Is it true or just rumors because it's ever where the rumor
not sure just like cayo panther lots of rumor
And the best approach’s are silent and sneaky and the big con
ok
@atomic onyx diamonds only happen on special occasions
How can I open the social club in game ??
There is rumors that its out
We will see if tgg post a video if it's true
u can open it in google
Home button
Not the windows key
Thx
The home key
oh nvm in game
It says
hola iceman
Home
@pliant umbra oi
school rn 😬
subway rn
workin

ICEMAN!!

q
when the heck will panther come -_-
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