#🚔┃gta-discussion
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FIVE????
yo
Gta
Sorry 

Tf
My bitchy blake
I’m tellin
bye plop
fuck English Dave
this chat is GTA only, thankyou
English Dave can suck my ass
lmao
Twice
u got free car for doin english dave missions 
Ima inv u @wintry heron
Can someone run me Cayo I just got scammed
I WHAT
plus it just 3 i think
What what

What are you talking about guys
yah
Hey @vague cedar, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
Ok
Free car for Dave mission?
alright am gonna sleep
What kind

idk
Oh
like mr bean car
pina?
Nicccce
I got the casino missions car
Ok
noice
With thick ass Agatha baker
after those 5 missions?
Yeah
niceeee
bro shes so hot
It comes amour and can put weapons on it
true
i bought penthouse just to see her thicc ass face
Almost turned my girl gay
and do missions with her
and i hate the fact that they booted our homie..
😋
the security guy
tryhard was trying so hard that they just got upset n left
personally i think bryony is better looking 
Oof
@errant heath
7-5 me
from the inside maybe
setting up the nightclub is awful
i agree
he was lvl 226 how tf u trash
2 feckin prep missions
Wow your so helpful 💀
Crazy Asian dude was by far one of best npc
LMAOOO
chinese guy
drunk ass mf he is
24*7
plop like to socialize
Chinese is Asian
says weird shit everytime i see him
ya ya
mods in gorilla
come bro lets talk in #💬┃gorilla-chat
Ok
sure
.....
Do u have your mk2 rdy
Wait
Well I started Duggan:/
I have to wait 39 sec
@wintry heron please use #💻〢other-lfg-pc
ahhh watching Morbius rn can't
😂
ok
Get the last 2 @wintry heron
It's dead
can anyone help me get money?
ask in LFG channels
Hey @wintry heron, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
don’t you guys hate when you get griefed in gta
i play gta so much guys
i know how it feels
Yes
totally play it all day everyday
yes painful
All 10 in under 5 mins-
nothing why not there are so many other great games out there
I want to strangle english Dave
gta is life that’s why
i see
💀
Gta lowkey sucks ass but at the same time is a great game
gta
do you actually believe me
.......
Skill issues 🥱
Gta online is simultaneously a wonderful game and also the worst game of all time

yuh
..... gta....
Hm?
i need xp in this server but only gta...... so i keep the "gta" in my message
:(.... gta.... when someone leave this and now gta gets spammed to be topic :P...
thankyou <3... i hope too.... gta = baaaaaad...
Honestly I agree its bad
What does u go first means in cayo
You do the heist first then they go next
@loud knot I need to go for like 15 mins
BRB
Okyy
What if i mess up
Eh
What part
Every
you'll be a disappointment
What if i am a disappointment
Do i need a submarine
Yes
heyyyy king and yes... gta is important here :/... do we all have a car in the game?
😛
Why do people do cayo with others when they can keep the whole cut to themselves
to get more loot
I s got
14 signal jammers
Are the worst casino gunman and driver really 5%? That’s a lot
5% is a lot
damn lol
Everyone messes up
Any Cheap vehicle that can finish this week's time trial I literally did a zero mistake run but I'm still 4 seconds off
Which one
Which trial
Just use some cheap motorcycle and upgrade the engine to max then
Sandy chores I think
bati
bati 801
♻️
Yeah I tried with Bati 801 but stock engine , I didn't unlock any upgradea
unlock it than 
*then
is it still possible to get the trade price for scramjet?
no
yh
get money and stop being poor
yes lol
i only did like 2 trade prices
@loud knot I’m back sorry for taking so long
for normal price
I got a friend helping
why did u guys ly
skill issue
K
lie*
@wintry heron is a scammer 😐
that's just toxic
i agree
i just wasted 700k
should have vet your sources better
don't trust the internet
your not funny dude
who
me
@wintry heron

@wintry heron stay here
milk
if we dont get to be part of it tho xD
Hello 🤗
heyyy
@cosmic tulip
lol
Or you wanna have beef 🍖 with me
Beat my beef
idk why but i bought an appartment at 1.1m
?warnings 633238453148188682
loll
Lol
why not ban?
bozo literally sent a white power flashing gif 😐
we warn/mute accordingly
omg... what a bozo
yo tf is this
People who did the Payphone hit RP thing they are getting their RP adjusted I've heard
Morbius 🥵
ah yes truly one of the films ever made
If u did it then u gonna loose rp
ok?
Oh no
Damn
next time, if somebody doesnt let you talk freely about GTA in here, just ping me

Yeah, well that can drive away people tho
But can bring people in
Tho lots of enforcement
Be like how the bald cop keeps on killing ya, kinda enforcement
you are so pretty iceman
and guys, what is your favourite character... michael, franklin or trevor
The bald cop in gtao op?
Frank
Comes out from the streets and comes up top
franklin
:<
Cya
So I guess cya tommorow or monday
Sure
can someone help me make money im on ps4
Check out the lfg's my guy
calico gtf is by far the worst car I have ever driven
Ight so I'm beenijg grieved and these griefer as sus is it possible for 1 person to fire like 6 missiles in 2 to 3 seconds an I swear oppressor rockets can't hit the kosataka while it's underwater right coz they were exploding me in my kosatka underwater is anything I said is weird plz tell me hoe to report them coz they've jus been spam killing me for the last 20mins and something blowing up the kosataka in water with an oppressor and thier misile spamming I swear it's not possible to he thag quick
There doing the fast switch rpg trick on ya
friend me i'll help you
What's that fast switch rpg
An us it possible for oppressor iscles to blow a kosatka up while it's underwater
Tube it
What's tube it
YouTube
Oh
how to win a street race when you keep getting level 120s who tryhard
Hello
get good ig
"get good" isn't happening. I'm too casual to get good
how the heck do I maximize my chances at my current skill level
play more
Skill issues 🥱
umm just leave the session?
u need a toreador
i want more xp
L
Aren’t you muted?
I do have a toreador they spammed missiles in it everytime I got in it
idk what to say man, just leave the session
Franklin
my homie
in gta series mostly blacks are cool man for me
?
?
"in gta series"
skill issue
i am 😔
😐
bro in my opinion 💀
even worse
what
🤡 
Is it worth buying the unholy hell bringer as opposed to the combat mg?
the Combat MG is good
no
Same goes for widow maker as opposed to mini gun
the widowmaker makes it easy to see where your opponent is
recoil is just terrible
lol
but which is better
me china get wheelspin vehicle
That’s pretty much what I’m trying to ask
Thanks
Will bear that in mind
which sucks
then dont bother wasting half a mil on widow maker
I’d rather wait to reach rank 120 as opposed to blowing half a million on a gun that I might not use very often
yes true
and not a huge fan of widowmaker tbh
doesnt feels like a gta gun
unlike mini
Huh?
lol
Same
Ah guys quick question how do I raise max health a thing jus popped up saying 20/100
And how to increase strength and what does increasing strength exactly do
punch women
Isn't running for stamina
they r one hit
for some reason
Grab a gun... Everyone is 1 slap death
doesnt it not help
? 💀 👍 🤡 💀
bc u using gun
No... Dont shoot.. Just slap.. Everyone dies even players
choose a mission and go to beach
I have an Xbox account that’s about level 230 but I never go on it anymore since moving to pc
or you become wanted
What does strength exactly do that does it in rease melee dmg etc?
Im like 50 women away from max strength
Oh
Nice
Ok I need that
Ok so go I to a beach mission and abuse peoe
Understood
any weapon?
🤨
ice woman
GTA on PC is an...interesting experience
iceman.....
if on pc
I do silent approaches in a casino robbery or help kill, hack requirements "silent approach" mission and a stun gun or any
you crazyboiiiiii
so?
Yeah if I try to tab out it either freezes or kicks me
😋

windowed borderless users laugh at you
so funny i forgot to laugh 
Ok but your mom
yes
@echo light keep the chat gta related
rip
yes wolf
K then ill go off
WOLD
sure
WOLF
yes wolf go back to playing gta 5
Nah im good lol they dont realise this aint ever GTA related
@mint zealot hey
did i?
lmao fr
you on weed or sum shit? 
@mint zealot do you play gta
how is that encouragement, sir
im hungry too bad i cant have egochaser irl
Eh got no words to revert this senseless question 

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if i apply enough pressure to my thumb will it break (in gta) @echo light

yeah same like trying to bite your tongue on purpose
d
That’s true
indeed
you tried to pass out?
prize ride worth it?
smell chloroform youll be in a endless loop of smelling it n forgetting it
no
?tag general
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GTA is so dumb
is it even worth getting just to sell?
too bad u cant do it in gta
Yo guys what's the fastest car? Im low lvl and i can't upgrade the cars to max
get an auto shop and you unlock all car upgrades
Autoshop?
journey
yes
ah alright
Any type
Not anymore
How can i get one?
Duke o' Death is very fast and highly armored. Even if it isn't the fastest, you will absolutely benefit from having one. It's free with Crim Enterprise Starter
on your phone in game
Not from bullets tho
takes 3 missiles, which isn't "highly armored" imo
Free > 525K
Yeah but where? It's an upgrade?
no it's a property
skill issue
Dynasty 8?
I believe so
No
3 is still better than not being able at all
Maze bank
heh?
You buy in maze bank
not worth upgrading still
Under facilities or?
Have you not gone to LS Car Meet yet?
All i did was to get the kosatka, farm the heist and buy cars
You need a Car Meet subscription to unlock Auto Shops, and they are under the Foreclosures app.
how do u host car meet in ls car meet?
Is 600k good
Rep lv 20
Depends on level. For most, 600K is pretty much nothing
Nop
no
Thats what i told my brother
no like commands or whatever
what did he say
you need to go to the person who gives you the subscription and select Takeover
it's 20K to do one
600k is good
Bc it isn’t true
ohk
so he thinks that 600k is good
Yes
its bad kinda
How tf do i meet mimi
600K can get you a lot but in terms of higher-end stuff... you can't afford any properties, most cars and most mid-end items with 600K
Mimi is at the LS Car Meet sitting on the back of her purple Minivan Custom
maggots
How important is the Traction stat? Is it even useful?
What's the difference between low and high traction stats?
being able to turn corners n not?
high= better turning n being on ground more
etc.?
Is there an optimum value besides max? what should I be looking for when selecting cars?
depends on what your doing
Oh boy mimi lowkey kinda fine
lol
Why is cayo setup so hard
which one
like just in general?
Its pretty much up to you
bruh its easy asf
Get an oppressor and you're good
When you first buy the kosatka
Made shit so much easier
ummm you mean when you first get on Cayo
watch TGGs vid on it
well armored like nightshark, armor should be somewhat of a priority in freemode
He doesn’t do a. Walkthrough
get a bike and just avoid the guards
but dont get windows covered w armour
I haven't had an issue with griefers - I keep getting lobbies where people keep to themselves
kuruma?
you can use a Half-Track
npc missions
I need the car lift too?
no
I have no idea
Man i was talking about 1
damn
expensive tho

The autoshop makes very little money, just use it for the car mods
If it's needed for car modification
it's not
it isn't
Aight
Also is there a cheeky way of getting lvls fast? Like spamming a mission or something?
Special Cargo
was bout to modify my ardent but realized i have almost no money lol
how much money you guys have in gta
Man im talking minecraft 0 ticks farm type shit, you do the shit once and you get rich
no such thing
thats not how gta works
She prolly mad on her bf
money or?
wow
Edaters lmfao
lesson learned: don't get a gf whos a discord mod
Yeah
lmao I misspelled
I gurl was crying in my dms
Cus she left her bfs server
Don't get a gf at all, a fleshlight is way cheaper
I'll pass
yeah idk why I typed "mom"


mom always be angry and annoying... so i understand the confusion 
lmao fr
You do you man, I'm giving you life lessons you should consider
jup
Mofos having sexy time in my auto shop
and i told her... my mom annoyes me like that too
sometimes it did cross my brain to respond to her as mom
naah mate
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look botspam... almost lvl 30
kosatka rockets are BAE
Is the services down?
yes
Bc i cant go into gta 5 online
idk raider
Hi chat
I have bad memories from those things 
exactly... i use those nonstop to troll
Anyone
yeah once a level 70 did that to my special cargo 
srry bruh ❤️
Please do not be toxic for no reason 
It says to me "Files required to play gta online could not be downloaded from the rockstart games service"
lol
No thanks

.

ohhhh you need to verify your game files
How?
idk search it up
-_-
I've never owned a console
Anyone plz
cheap boyyyy
rude
@abstract niche
he did it in a respectable manner tho
indeed

❤️
yum
@wintry heron @latent pelican almost
#🤖┃bot-commands
any pc players want to help me do the prison heist ik it sucks but i have to do it to move on
no. ask in #💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
whos gonna stop you
thanks\

film it pleaseeeee
Finally it came
?
?
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hey punks! Give me your cat vibe sticker NOW! Or else I ban you for eternity
I don't like gta
ok
gta is not fun
ice?
Hey punks! Give me the cat vibe sticker NOW! Or else I BAN all of you SUCKERS!
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yes?
heyyy baby ❤️
hello 
I got warned and muted for speaking about morbius here 🙂
:/
GTA is boring
i got lvl 30 😄
congrats
yes?
come pm ❤️
k bby 🥰
ello
hello
ask
ok
I have a question
ok
....
Why is the q and p switched
we are here to answer all questions related to a popular game grand theft auto 5
because he is dumb
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is the scramjet trade price still doable? i just wanna be sure
why wouldn't it be?
No one plays the Jobs anymore
😐 😐 😐
friendly rape?
no one plays gta*

Kind of true
but is it still available
yes
bruh
what?
🤓 🤓 🤓
always

agreed 🤓

so i can trust you?
yes 🤓 🤓 🤓
ok
definetelly not
so your the one that lied
😨
😐
Yo
true
Does anybody play gta on Xbox
you blocked me 😭 😭 😭 😭
seems about right
not you ❤️
sorry for not trusting u btw

lolll
Stfu
i blocked that abcde guy
why?
w hy?
😯
why
@faint cypress ay you got to level 30
if one day I'd ask u to help me with cmm what would be your response?
yeaaaaahhhh booiiiiiiii
i was gonna be like if you block him you got a problem with me
congrats friend
alr guyz ping me when something interesting will be happening 🥱 🥱 🥱
I'll sleep in the meantime
btw what's the difference between cmm and doomsday cmm
so never
🤠
what is he saying?
0 people that hate me 
And u did both?💀
nope
lmao
lol

good enough reason to not trust him
exactly
lol

I don't think anybody read your name fully tho
Someone created a fucking barricade of cars at the finish line of the time trial and i lost because of it
jup
Fucking moron
So this GTA related?
i relate

welcome to GTA online

How much money does this time trial gives?
i remember this time when the police bumped into me then started chasing me
not enough
yes we are talking about the alphabet in gta
I maxed my shotaro for it
I remember when I used to be happy, then i started playing GTA
Lvl 30 yet? @faint cypress
yeah
yesssshhhh 😄
Lol
Congrats 
No lifers
gta killed my boredom so 
thx ❤️
gta killed itself too
yeah
It will kill ur happiness too
didn't yet so 
actually
how long have you been playing for
now that u mention it...
couple of days
yeahhhh boiiiiii
Les gooo
Lmao
it already started
can't even send gifs when you got to 30 L
i always have fun with my friends and ever since i started gta i play less and less with my friends
Is the podium vehicle worth upgrading
what car?
what is the podium vehicle
Ardent
yeah
Won the podium car, is it any good or can i scrap it for metal and feed my 17 children?
Keep it and leave the children to fend for themselves
scrap
feed your children
They're gonna eat my huracan if i leave them alone
Imagine kicking me out of cmm bc I cant play for 2 days 
cmm?
criminal mastermind
Cumm
huggies
L
And why you yawning, getting kicked made you tired?
I'm a lvl 134 
yea
same happened to kyle
Well i need a good kick because it's night and i can't sleep
It's talking abt criminal mastermind Desert 🥲
heyyyy pina
its desert
does someone know how i can make my crew public?
Piña colada
Don't, make it as select as possible

And if you insist enough people will believe it's the shit
i want to upload an emblem but it won’t let me
try
i did
why delete it?
Cya Monday 

Why arent the stock i bougt for my bunker arriving
give it 10 min
cigarettes are in gta so technically this is gta related
go outside and wait
Any body got modded cars
You lvl 30 congrats 🎈🎊
yea @final forge does
I see what you did there
i like gta carbal
how often do you guys resupply your cocoaine business??
never
we don't play gta
because mine is constantly burning through supplies like nothing yet everyone says its the best mc business
aw shucks
after I sell
You have upgrades?
yeah I upgraded the staff
Dang I’ll need glasses to read that
Anyone here who playin gta 5 with 15-30 fps 💀
You started going outside more right
You play pc?
Yes
You bought pre-build pc or builded it yourself?
pc's overrated
How much did it cost
its cost so much here
obviously
Imagine it costed $400 💀
console ftw
Self
Man got scammed







