#🚔┃gta-discussion
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All hail GTA
its eternal until you die
Stop
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tf is happening in new zealand

Im gonna ignore that
ye
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Oh no thats disgusting
||where?||
New Zealand
Time to go to New Zealand
idk mate
||new zealand||
Books a flight
oops
that one country that was left out in multiple world maps
anonymous
Doesn't matter
wild
it could be a horse with human hands
They're professionals.
Oh shit
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Wait lemme watch that video
It could be somone working for free
imagine a nurse checking your balls and you accidentally bust
bro first thing i see when i enter
I think its a government trick to find the biggest balls. Good thing im still undercover
the target is male
so...

You're safe.
Guys they are actually men checking em

I mean he had 2 woman by his side
😭
But they are fat
Men men or men who don't want to be men?
dream fans

..
Warm?
they're wearing gloves so id expect it to be cold as fuck
Or cold
the comments tho
lmao
Me: woah! hey! That tickles.
Doctor: that was just a test
Me: what?
Doctor: a test tickle
What if they using ice cubs
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💀
They wear gloves so that they dont get any hair on it
Imagine this
why am i laughing at a dad joke
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Who gonna clean up
ok this is now sechs chat
Well its free so I wouldn't refuse
it is
Ofc you wouldn't.
u coming ?
..
Fuck u
🤨
its the government trying to train themselves to identify criminals by touching their balls
lmao

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In the video they said its to check testicle cancer
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its to cover up the truth fr
...
balls chat???
do i get free chemotherapy if they actually found cancer in my balls
😋
i hope so
What if they cum tho. Are they gonna ask the patient to clean it up?
hmm
maybe
WTF
oh
its just checkin
only one way to find out
Or the doctor will come out and say I'll hold the balls u clean the rest.
accidentally cums on the wall
fckk
fck
I saw the doctor holding a sandwich tho
@wintry heron where u goin
I think it should be in their F&Q
then the doctor turns out to be a flaming hot babe with a deep voice so you cum again
maybe i cant say u wrong
That's free healthy mayo
Ok guys change topic
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Yes very
Bro that's very much possible with me.
They should add like a new heist with the strip club
very not boring or very boring
Hey kids
they should add a nft heist
yeah i recently redicovered gta bc of playing on a controller 😩
Nice
Hi
hii
hi
can anyone help me with code 134?
I have no idea how tht will work
@slender stag
nft heist
Screenshot and sell
u
2m wit one nft
or hack the Blockchain that'll make it more interesting but not funny
i tried almost everything
Ew nfts
not bad
code 134 keeps coming up
good
Search smthg on yt ?
yup
did everything i saw
see*
and still nothing
try restart ur pc
I actually dont know whats code 1334
did that multiple times
wtf is a code 134
same
im pretty sure theres yt guide
He did tht
oh
he reinstalled not uninstall
👍

and still nothing
109 gb 
Uninstall and never play again
lmao
oh ok xd
Amogus sex?
assetto corsa better
Ya
agree
i actually prefer the driving in gta
Get good
it's just so satisfying
😩
lol
You why am i playing back pain stimulator
to enjoy playing all these racing sims you need at least a basic wheel setup
but to enjoy driving in gta all you need is a keyboard/old controller
it's just so simple
its worth it tho
you get to drive and you dont need to pay for fuel
why can’t i customize my adder at benny’s?
adder?
yea. the bugatti looking car
ohh
ohhh it’s a different car. i bought the adder thinking it was the nero
fuck
love wasting money in gta
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ive done 2 payphone hits with franklin as leader but still cant just call him to get one pls help
I have come to save you
Should i buy an arcade
yes
Yeah
Yes'nt
omg chat super dead
If I'm doing a mission do I still get business money or does it pause?
downloading grandrp rn
hi
do u have to use ur mic in grandrp
Got rejected by a girl 🥲
Weird bc she asked me and my bro out last year
she asked both of u out together?
She had a friend
what a slut
oh
Eh whatever
fr fr
forget it man there are still a lot of girls
Ig
sadge
Any xbox new gen doing a heist and willing to let me tag along?
Anyone know if we are allowed to mention our own servers? I was gonna make one for mc business group.
not only that but it trains my aim aswell so very nice 
Yoo what up guys
fucking rocket league putting me in NAeast servers
dont put recommended servers bru
Bro💀 that sucks man
put your own region in
i dont
it is on my own region
still wont help 20% of the time since rl matchmaking is at its peak putting me in africa servers when i have asia as regions

lol
as suspected
Lmao
which is why i dont play anymore
ye happens to me like once evry 20 matches
but i may or may not return 
rank?
Yeah same, rl gets so boring so fast too
This isn't lfg, but I recently bought the agency just in case this has anything to do with it, every now and then I kept getting 100k, and I just completed the Dr Dre thing, and then I just got 252k raandomly after, im on xbox so it's not a modder or something, does anybody know like what it is or smth?
peak rank is champ 3, current rank is champ 2
nice
for me it doesnt, its genuinely just the aids server lagging me out for no reason
also random crashes
then pretty shit connection to servers unlike other games
Nice
Any1 know why?
FUCKING again
USE this time
bruh momento
but still won tho
hey hey
Does any1 know why I keep getting 100k? And I got 255k last time too rather than 100k
Ik but like I wanna know if it always happens, if so how often, if i can change amount, etc.
pain
ty ig
I highly doubt it, and I got 252k last time after completing the dr dre thing
Out of no where just +100000
It was after completing some of the Dr dre quests so I think maybe it's like first tiem completion maybe but it's like 10 mins after completing them which makes me confused
Idk it was like every 45 mins or something itt felt like idk
im actually done
indeed am champ 1
Bro cayro heist is insane. It has givin me such a good restart since I switched to ps5
can confirm
It’s not insane, it’s the only heist/job who gives you a fair amount of money
That’s why it’s insane, what other thing can you do in under hour Solo that gives you over 1 mil
i dont do 1v1ns mostly 2v2s
Can someone help with prep missions
Yeah ok
And a transfer glitch to get swat pants
🚨glitch alert🚨
yeah i noticed by your aerial to be exact
no offense 
no talking about glitches
meh i know im bad anyways
you can
just dont talk about any glitches that involve your money to increase
only glitch excluded by that is the replay glitch
nah once i said "its a glitch" to a clip here and mods warned me
it was just a guy getting launched up with a motorbike
fuck i just went down to diamond 
Guys I'm buying a Xbox (formally a PS player) what's the best way to start of getting money
Hello
bruh
dude i lost a match and went down to diamond and won a match but still in diamond
stupid mmr
But you have to get money to buy a submarine yes ?
no you don't
Yo what’s the fastest car rn
But I'm selling my PS4 and starting a new character on Xbox
Golf Cart
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True legends use the Cheetah Classic 👑
👍
Anyone wanna help with prison break?
Ok
Dms
What's ur username
fagio
wym?
oh shi
so PS4 can switch to ps5
but u can't reverse
Ohhh phew
Is the vehicle warehouse still worth it in 2022 ? Havent used it in like 2 years
Hello
no
It really depends the krieger is a amazing super car though some may even call it the best it's definitely in the top 3 super cars
yeah you need to win like 3 more games to get back to champ
Same
im already back to champs, only took 2 matches
LET'S GO
What do you mean?
lack of female company?
We all lack that now don't we mate
Why did you say we don't mate like where animals☠️
You know what I meant
And you know what I meant as well
Dead chat omg like talk every 2 seconds
Y’all some goofy goobers for not talking every 2 seconds
should I buy the mk2 marksman
for fun
also I’ve bought all the expensive stuff and pretty much everything but I haven’t even completed prison break yet 😭
I wish the a-10 was better at attacking ground targets
anyone wanna run prison break heist
Ye but it was made for destroying ground targets
It's basically us best plane/jet
It's even a precision airstrike in cod
does anyone know why i cant access my weapon locker in my arcade, i have unlocked the weapons for the casino heist and the icon is there but i cant go into it
yea
Ok so I should stay spectating
but you’ll lose some since you died and can’t grab money,gold, etc
yea
U will lose some money after death
I've never done Cayo before
So this is an absolute win for me
I'm getting paid to sit here on tiktok
less money tho
you can get 1.7 mil solo

so i’m doing criminal mastermind. i’m at 25/26. the last heist and for some reason it took away the finale for pacific standard. it’s making me choose to replay. is there a fix?
No
there’s no fix ?
how does one contact R*
I'm new to the game
Also I got 375k for dying immediately and my teammates finishug the heist
So not bad
my rockstar down
im just trying to use my opp mk 2 and kill people doing their cargo missions 
No delete the game
@loud knot
Ye
Bro istg
what
I got votekicked when i was inviting my friend to my cayo now im close to being in bad sport
I didnt kill anyone the only thing i was doing was my cayo preps
Lmao get pwned
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Kids are actually stupid

@short lake
I literally was doing cargo 2 days ago and some kid jumps me on a mk2 😂
How tf is auto correct so bad

Stfu
so i’m doing criminal mastermind. i’m at 25/26. the last heist and for some reason it took away the finale for pacific standard. it’s making me choose to replay. is there a fix?

I already told you no
Smh

Different opinion? There is no different opinion
Dayum lily everytime i see u , u r with another name@mint zealot
fucking she/they💀
It's a fact that you're fucked

And you have to do the heists again
Fk cmm just grind cayo
i’ve done cayo 300 times

Do more

"OmG someone has a different identity omg what will I ever do"
No
That's the worst lie
wanna see ?

@short lake should I sleep
Man you really love that movie
Hm sure
Ye it's night there ri8?
#📸┃gta-media not my dms ;-;
9 pm
Yes but it's not one of my fav movies 
What's your favorite? Lol
Go sleep then 
Dk3 n tron 
Nice
tell them bryant
that you’re bryant
Hi @knotty harness
wdym

@normal bramble how to get swol role
I'm so confused 

When they dont listen
have no life
@normal bramble how do u get swol @normal bramble
dm’d you
I am officially quitting gta online
(RIP to my gta lifestory I will be dearly missed)
I salute to the fallen
nobody cares about gta
Respect
nobody asked
Nvm then I'm good with this role only 

yea i’m about to do the same

The tryhards may have won this battle
But they haven't won the war
sorry, mommy
Sussy baka
My ps plus ended today
yo check dms
I literally said not to dm me :/
i’m not lmao
🪖🎖🪦here lays my gta online character 😤😤😤 ATTENTION!!!
Relax
Hru @mint zealot
no
Oky ima break your legs for it
Okey
I'm dying of heat stroke cuz my ac is broken
You?
come over
we have 2 ac's
Tired 
Sleep now
Nah
Yah
Why
Because sleep is important
No its nott
And if you don't sleep when you're tired then you're gonna feel worse later
gud monin
10:23 PM fix your clock
Hello guys
I have decided to save up until I get 10 million then to go on a spending spree
Ello!
Yo if anybody wants to buy gta5 account in cheap price can contact me
nice
I have 11m
This should be enough for Cocaine Buisness, Vigilante, Bunker, and MOC
I'll sleep now @mint zealot
watch a youtube guide
Hello.
Hello Everyone
Buy coke & bunker business this week first they're on sale 2 days left before the sale ends
Yo
so they increased the payouts on mc businesses right
Ya also nightclub earning
thats permenant yeh?
Yup
Is that wrong?
depends on how you look at it
Who’s he?
Nice person
U sure?
You will know it
I want some too
🤧
Oh no.

History was made
Hello everyone, I'm new, pleased to meet ya
Hello new, I'm Lily
Got me
Na bro I do that for fun irl
Yeller
Allah akbur?
Hello
Not being racist.
Na bro I reunited the taliban
@fading palm are you ethopian
@fading palm shall be remembered.
yo
Na brother, full blooded Russian living in America
👌
Hello?
How are you
good
What r u doin
need help grinding some missions
I'm mean
well
I'm here
trying too
I have gta
olk
I have a mic
ok
And I play Xbox?
same
I mean I can help
i got a xbox one s
Same
you got the series
I think
or
Let me check
ok
No just Xbox one s
same
Want me to help
sure
What's your gamertag
i m pretty sure that is a mystical thing only in comics?
Close enough
oh
it is kinda famous in USA but not here
@wintry heron
what
what's that supposed to be
He wants to give you the sucky sucky
Suck b00b
I can't boot any modder
:/
I have the $10 version
I can boot most lmfao
oh okay
like 1/20 don't get booted cuz they use the same menu as I do
Lol imagine booting others to play
when I upgrade to the $50 version no one can stop me ahahahahahaha
I don't know man
modders**
those idiots try to crash everyone in the session
-__-
I join and they try
because I have 8 sets of all types of armor
Lol
true, ask any PC player
from r*
yeah before I had deez nice tools my game crashed while I was doing pvp and I didn't know why
8 pieces of all types of armor
oh, how?
christmas
oh mods
no

I got it from the christmas update
if not I could just have 1000 pieces of armor
everyone can hv them
is that possible?
yeah but most menus detect that as "too much armor"
Mods= Being God
ehh I don't think so
god mod?
I haven't enabled godmode in the last 2 months lmfao

I don't cheat in pvp either
the main reason I even inject a menu is because idiots like to call modders
gta updated again fyi
modders r also of 2 types, the evil one and angel one
eh I'm the one that people won't know are modding
@short lake YO
what?
cuz they only realise they've fucked up when they try to kick or crash me
I don't use any of the options much at all
except for mobile radio
nice, u r the angel then..
thanks but I'm still a cheater :/
radio in GTA is trash
self radio
oh
I have a collection of mp3 files
:/
the songs are nice
okay, ig just use ur phone or alexa/google home to play music..
Damn your the guy that puts cones on people's head
that is the bad sport my guy
performance issues
oh yes another thing I like is remove godmode
in alexa or google home?
no if I run spotify on my pc
Oh no i meant like a traffic cone on there head arms and legs
I have premium
ehh the only times where I do obvious modding is with my friends
I spawn a drivable yatch and shit
i just use yt music
lol
ads

imagine ads
premium my bro
you can use youtube-dlp to grab a whole playlist from yt music
i hv yt premium..
bruh
that's why i dont buy nitro
I 100% haven't tried
:)
if i dont buy yt premium and channel memberships,then i can afford to buy nitro
eh
which is better?
nitro or having channel membership?
Both of them are pretty much the same tbh
Channel member ship is higher though
Nitro because you can boost multiple servers, have animated banners/pfps and use custom emojis everywhere
That doesn't mean it's not a huge waste of money tho
He means in the server
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Well like I said, it's a waste of money
i better buy a new monitor then..
129CAD for a yr..
@mint zealot why did u change ur name?
USA's flag back there
Imagine being an american.
ig, i meet them irl
I don’t.
The true American dream is getting out of America!
Ive never been there.
i hv to bud
But Niko Bellic dream was to get into America-.
my teacher is from Utah (USA)
Ik what Utah is.
Yeah and he ended up being a criminal murderer
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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No but i understand his situation.
So i can relate.
what?
Plot twist moment.
Says while sitting inside a nice home with all needs covered and access to clean water
R/whoosh.
Ewww a non redditor.
Reddit is for kool guyz.
idk
Keep telling yourself that bud
Maybe one day you'll be delusional enough to actually belive it
HP ask ur father to buy reddit
and make it a kool place
@mint zealot u play any game on pc?
I did it
why do u hv all the roles then?
I killed the guard on cayo perico who has a white blip
white?
Oh
When you get on cayo perico to scope it out the dude who walks up and down a dirt path
see this
u cant kill a guard..
until u took a car and rammed him like 50 times..
He is laying on the floor and he isnt getting up
RIP
take that and use that to kill the panther
I took a squaddie and hit him into the solar pannels a couple times
and send a pic of the guard in #📸┃gta-media
u r a monster my guy
Ok
El rubio ate my ass at 3 am (not clickbait)
video proof where
Dms
Proof?
But this is a girl.
And?
How can girl bang my mom?
It's called a strap-on straight boy
Im not lesbian ;-;
And for ur correction.
Im a printer.
@mint zealot
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
Good.
No bitches?
:)
No pink diamond?
red balls?
@mint zealot u live in cayo perico?
Ya
how? ur gf kicked ur nuts?
Yes sir
No I live in Belka
okay
Uh 💀👌
so u went to rubio for just ass eating?
Duh
Thicc ass eating
see this u sent it
I am aware
Are you sure you're not from India?
my father is indian
For India
from**
Hi
Dud u get the point
howdy my guy
Never
bye
Lol
where i can spam?
text
spam in dm's
oh
it will be hard...lol
yea
when?
now?
after 20 mins?
ok
hope he is alive lol
hi dark
lol, he was online some time back
lol
i thought im way too mean to you so 
u r zoro
u r nice,i m just annoying
Not very good
np in that
You thought right bish dont change ur thoughts ffs

Guys whats the best way to get money except for heists thts quick and easy
Bunker
😭😭 but lol it's okay
buy one in the east coast (north chumash)
it will make ur life easier
He is poor
Ik But i only got 200k
oh, then ask in LFG channel...
i m on xbox not on ps5
I got coke factory counterfit cash,vehicle cargo,and bunker
vehicle cargo is nice





waiting for chat revival







