#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Can someone help me with prison break heist
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@rocky timber

Im willing to help xbox player
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buy me the series x uwu
Right
That's the secret part

Sure send me the money
send your ssn first
We don't have ssn here
Sry I'm on ps
💸
I don't have siblings🥲
@slender stag
😬
@slender stag 🙂
Im your brotha
he is in #counting-from-1-to-♾
I mean he has nthg to do anyways 
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Kyle is blow jobing someone with 1 hand
hello guys.
🙂
lester is a molester?
yes.
Lester has Asian cheek
@short lake let's play gta 🙂
fr
chick*
Fuck u
yes.
sorry little boy.
lester netflix adaptation
🙂
i promise that isn’t me @muted frost
u dont get a choice
my dad.
U don't even have gta 
sad
I thought lester was white
I have it 🙂
waitt
Yes?
no he’s orange.
Lester in Mexican
is*
was*
Man
fucked*
Why
🧊
♻️
me irl
so guys i am planing a new heist.
Proof: Lester broke his leg while jumping off the US border from mexico

woah.
She missed him
lester
no mazi
guys.
😩
want a new heist?
yes 
give me suggestions.
@steady marten hello
yes I want a heist when you do everything and I take 40% cut
tf
make one thats set in afganisthan
sure, i will give you guys 85%, and i get 15.
we play as the taliban gang
nice lester

i am the good lester.
Lester the mofo
don’t worry guys.
Why do In Always get 15% Cut
because.
i need money.
Arthur !!!
Skyrim>Gtao
i’m broke as shit.
Jesus
U steal Everyone’s Cuts how are you Poor
because i spend money on very weird shit.
I just Farted.
.
including, vans, kids, and candy.
So that’s what those Screams were..
yes.
i am sorry.
Why did You steal my Son Jimmy?
michael?
what are you doing here.
your bob.
I am Undercover..
lester
yes rock.
take less cut
Fr
Lester let me suck your double chin
no.
S"tit"ches
sure.
i pay you in advance
popatitforukraine.
hmm, sure.
Hey anyone rember the app that you can make custom plates in GTA

if you need it.
Found it
I wasn't untill some dumbfucks reported me
And it was a joke
I never snitch
Kyle back after sucking
hi kyle
Idk man
haram!!!
oh hi wok
Its halal


Bro that alphabet guy
how does it feel with grayed out emojis @slender stag?
And one other titties something
well

i miss 3dtroll emoji😩
Ik we can send that gif cow won't do anything i was just kidding xd
@rocky timber play the band
Zad 
Why u call him wok


it feels so good to play Skyrim again
Whats that
aiyooo damnn
skyrim or witcher?

Skyrim
Yeah
yo






Bro another jesus
Skyrim

There’s 8 million of them in gorilla chat
Besides I’m the real Jesus

jesus?
No u are not
I had this name b4 u
sus ass
My irl nickname is Jesus, so piss off
Looking for where I asked 
jesus my ass is hurting can u heal?

♻️
Mods can i get the racist role?
Whoever help him is the real jesus@muted frost @thin helm @rocky timber
who can't join sessions?

U cant
stfu we having a heated discussion here
@gentle crane nice name
Of course my child
oh yes i feel like being fingered thank u jesus
huh?
tell him to put some dildo up his ass
why dont you demonstrate?
sure
wtf what about me 💔
L
guys im pretty new to the game and i just beat another cayo and have 4.3m , the only vehicle i have bought is the kosatka , what do i buy , im considering the toreador
i have thought about that
does an oppressor help with missiond and setups
yes
i wont have to keep getting boats
but im not sure
the only downside of toreador is flight i think
Wheres the real myst
You gotta buy a nightclub and a terrobyte to upgrade the oppressor
Idk
Missles
in what way
You can add missles
it doesnt have by default?

Nope 
wow
It has other upgrades too, but most importantly that
Like countermeasures and armor
Yeah
I firstly bought those two and then opressor
Btw you get a trade price (cheaper) opressor when you do some missions in the terrobyte
how easy the missions
So what I would say is get sparrow make sure you I have businesses after that just run the heist a bunch of times whaile your mc business are doing their work and make sure to start cayo perico heist on hard mode to do that it right after you be it the second you get pavel text telling you can start again you would have 48 mins to start the heist again Whitch will be in hard mode if you get tequila just cancel heist and restart you loose 50k cause you bought the 25k start up and have to do it again but it’s worth it if you get ruby nexklance Whitch I get all the time bearerbonds or anything else higher keep you can do any approach I say drainage tunnel for the first 10 cause it the easiest then learn the other approaches so you don’t get burnt out scope and just watch TGG video on the heist
also why is it that i left with 1.7m but got 1.4
Wow this is a long paragraph I wrote
Oppressor mk2*
Depends
Pavel fee and fencing fee
Fencing fee
Very expensive
fencing?
All of them are easy
Apparently its the mini madrazo's cut
Its around 200k or more
o
i dont rlly like businesses they get barely any money and take ages
You can't do elite if you arent experienced
So you leave 2 mill you normally g eat 1.8mill now you get 1.9mill
IMO the only good business is bunker, with all upgrades
True
I've did cayo more than 70 times
But it not too hard via drainage
i have dont it like 4 times and 3 by myself
Nightclub and terrobyte, then the mk2
I would say sparrow first
what about toreador bro
Sparrow is useful after you have the opressor
wdym
Very good, but can't fly
What you need to grind is something that flies
so i need the oppressor so that i can get toreador easier , basically?
Cause for oppressed mk2 you need a tsrrobyte witch for that you need nightclub so you can get it for trade price and you need vehical workshop
Well yes
i guess ill do another cayo and struggle with some setups lol , ill cya later but is it bad it takes me like 2-3 hours to do all setups and do cayo
Sparrow can't speed up your setups as much as an opressor can
With an opressor i do them in 30 mins
I reccomend you beach your sub if you have the mk2 @west iron
?
The only catch, always park your opressor on the front of kosatka, park it perfectly balaced, not on the edge, or it will fall into the water
So it doesn't fall into the ocean
After
That works too
I do it like this
this way is easier imo
how much is it to spawn
Free
If it gets destroyed you need to wait 5 mins
And also it has around 20 missles limit
but i feel like alot of ppl will think im a griefer just bec of the vehicle
If you spend that you need to return it and call it in again
huh
Become a griefer then
oh so i just like call it in again
Lol
and itll refill
If it didnt get destroyed yeah
Yes
💪
I mean you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
I became one

Is there going to be a 4/20 update?
420 



Indian Jesus is AFK: classes - 12 minutes ago
hello
How much does bunker and all mc businesses except doc forgery get when sold to los santos
is ur pfp ur crush?
Indian Jesus is AFK: classes - 13 minutes ago
When full
how can u not like charles bruh
im just saying
now do it with yur family

i saw that koil
i don't have one :C
L
@slender stag ???
someone got gud songs...id prefer with gud beats/rap
and not kpop and bts shit...something for elder pple not 8 y/os uk wat i mean

@slender stag @warm mantle
send more flash

Nobody gonna mention free guy as in the movie literally takes place in gta online
Cursed

what about me 😔
Can i ask a question
no
Ok so what's 3+6/2 =
wrong
Read again
hahaha very funny


@slender stag
yes boo
How tall r u
5'7
5'9 I think 🤷🏻♂️
something like that
POG
🤷🏻♂️
yeh im tall like u i think😳
Ily @slender stag
Ilyt
yes
Pretty eshan a scammer lmao
Alr 🤷🏻♂️
Who
I asked a picture of his loot first cayo he said tomorrow bye
did he scam you tho?
No
than wtf r u talking abt
ok
Bye
and>
dude
ur mom
I just got the car
😎 👍
It's tomorrow?
Ima baller st 😎
It's tomorrow
Every Thursday
Next generation players getting the most op cars ever :(
They just gave them the most good looking car in gta and added the most fucking op mini gun on it and added a hsw upgrade for it
💀
ok
hi @slender stag
oh no
oh no what
yesss 😩
i want the weaponized ignus so bad
hi 🗿
Same
the normal version is one of my favourite cars already
i like gta
I'm just gonna buy the ignus
Then my collection is going to be complete
do u have weaponized one already?
Is there going to be a 420 update?
I don't have weaponized one
i remmeber ur name but i don't remember what u did to deserve that 😑
It's only for xbox and ps new gen
no lol
Oh man thx
Imagine they add weed
i changed my name 1 minute ago
💀 🗿
u were here before
Leave Kyle alone 🤷🏻♂️
u should, its faster stronger, minigun, just generally better
nah bruh make me
he's not on next gen bozo
my name used to be declined
Didn't i just tell you there's no weaponised one on old gen
Rockstar treating new gen so much
Hsw
Upgrades
New vehicles
Honestly mind blowing
indeed
like
it's just so that ppl buy the game
@slender stag gamble 250k now
Even if I buy a ps5 by selling my ps4 and games, I'm not paying for that shitty subscription anyway
if it was the same as old gen than nobody would buy it
why the fuck would u buy gta+
Talking about ps plus
500 bucks
depends where u live
but yea around that
Where's the fucking price
@slender stag gib dank money
Omg
here it's around 650 in a bundle with some games bc u can't buy it alone
gay
SHUT UP ICEMAN @supple fractal
send pp
🗿
I've got 9.5m on Dank 🤷🏻♂️
go AWAY!!
Oh its like 50k
9.8 actually
yea
Ofcourse it's fucking out of stock
well duh
u gotta hunt for one nowadays
i was on a wait list for month and luckily got a series x
Ay the series s is kinda cheap
Oh it's only digital ?
shusssh go play gta
I got a hard drive
im at school mf
still tho
🗿
ayo series s is only abt $250
Yea
i mean its FINE its kinda like inbetween a series x and an xbox one x
I think my ps4 and games can cover the cost of it
u gonna sell everything and start over?
well u do u
u have a pc tho
Yeah soo uh
and do your research to make sure u get what u want
My pc is pretty good but uh it's kinda broken
bro what
Installing drivers makes it go boom and I have to reset the whole thing
No drivers = shit fps
so uh
uhm maybe reinstall the system?
what are the specs
Idiot that's what i said
if you off rn imma gamble 1 mil
what
jk jk
bro u didn't say anything about reinstalling the system
I had to reset it
what lol english better
Reset/reinstall same shit
uhm
💀
oh wait
Unless you do clean installation
what are the specifications tho?
It's like uh
Gib pls😍
I5 10300H and rtx 2060 16gb ram laptop
no


bozo has an rtx 2060 and wants a new console 
Such a waste of performance 
that's like really good
Ight bet.
maybe take it to a computer service
I can't DO ANYTHING with it
or sth
damn..
Nothing
have you at least identified what's causing the issue?
like is it gpu, cpu , mobo
They couldn't actually identify what the issue is but they think somethings no co operating with the drivers
Like some part is refusing to accept the drivers
it just sounds like a BIOS problem
Or smth
propably the motherboard bios
Probs
I think I'm gonna give them my laptop for like 10 days for inspection
Then they can get a better look
At the issue
ohh so it's a laptop
yes
alr
yeah such a bummer that u have a good gaming pc but can't fully use it
Yea such a waste of performance 
but imo i'ts more worth trying to fix the issue than buying a console
Nah nah see like
I don't use my ps4 as much
I was thinking to sell it and my games
And then upgrade
yeah sure
I think the ps4 alone can cover the cost
since you have a laptop and not a big pc
But what will I do with the games it there's no ps4 lol
Might as well sell the games off too
like I probably have
15-25 games
if you get a ps5 you can play them on it 
I've finished all
than what's the point of keeping them :P
Exactly my point
Ps5 is too expensive and rare
ye
well on ps u gotta pay too...
Now I gotta go around my house and look in all the drawers
For my ps4 games
some are upstairs some downstairs some in my desk drawer
They're Like buried treasure
like I once found a hitman disc in my wardrobe

@slender stag

anyone got a number i can use\
Ily @slender stag
ilyt
We should cuddle
How did my dying light not fully download over night
🗿
nice interent
dl is good no cap
mfs u go away
you know what else is good
gta expanded and enhanced
SHUT UPO
upo
UPO 
ass!
Its like 30 mins left
for how many gigs
2
22 mins
punch her
🤷🏻♂️
Ayo should i buy the pegassi zentorno
no
No there's better ones
buy a yacht
Ok
Buy the kosatka mate you can go to cayo perico good heist
Agreed
Can someone help me on my brothers account before I go bankrupt see my brother never did heists so I’m on the first on
My username is Oliver walker

delete all history...and discord from ur laptop

I’m on PS4 can someone help pls
I can’t do it with randoms they just fail it
Does MADRAZO FILES target change after 1st time completion?
@slender stag wanna kiss ? 🤷🏻♂️
tequila, ruby necklace, beater bonds, or pink diamond
and panther statue, but this is time limited
so keep this in mind
Wha my wifi still not moved on the download
Still at 22 mins for 1.1 GB left of my download
So I should be able to get plasma cutter after the completion for the first time right?
I glitched the Heist twice to gain 2M
Could be safe code again
XD
If it's bearer bonds
What's a PD
Pink Diamond
Ohhhh
Can't wait for the weekly update
Me and Kyle are officially married 🤷🏻♂️
Guys I play gta on pc but gta online isn’t loading up because of the problem of files required to play
what is the cheapest homing missal chopper?
I made sure that the firewall didn’t block gta
Do u have the sub
anyone got a number i can use
Get the Sparrow if you have the kosatka, get buzzard if you don't have a kosatka
Lol
Which is the cheapest
1.6
Buzzard
Yea
wtf no
If you don't got kosatka get buzzard
Check #🐸dank-memer
anyuone wanna dop a huge carmeet
Vip missions are the best way to get money when you just started right
kosatka is 2,200,000, buzzard is 1,750,000, why not just save for kosatka at that point
I believe the sparrow can only have one weapon so buzzard is better
No
Not at all
You'll need the Sparrow once you're running Kosatka missions, anyway.
no
like i mean
who even fucking uses the machine gun
Idk
It's good when fighting other helis I guess
no
Cuz the missiles on the thing sucks
thts why
like everyone suck at aiming machine gun on heli
they depend on homing missles
and sparrow got better missles
u can spam it all
no cooldown + infinite
faster
agile
Wait school things
what else do u want
Ay
🗿 🗿
Goy
Still no pd
damn thts sad
i was thinking of leaving my pd 2 gold painting and cash on hard and try to get pd 3 gold hard
When Pavel calls you for the uhh hard mode on the heist you can just keep joining sessions till you get a pd
Forgot about the no cooldown
lol
ban
I just destroy the valkyrie with my guided missile
pog
feels good + bad at same time ngl
Better to destroy and faster to destroy than do the prep
Ikr
Yey got the penis building prep
😳

hi
yes boo
😩
It's fun but challenging 🤷🏻♂️
Ily boo 🤷🏻♂️
ilyt
Can anyone else help me
@slender stag dms

yes
@muted frost come

Insanity
🤷🏻♂️
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Start minding your own buisness 🤷🏻♂️
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