#πβgta-discussion
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how do i stab jesus
Yes bitch?
π

how ya doing
Yo I remember animals being In gta did they remove them?
hey mish
no.. only in offline
Storymode
I could have sworn I ran over a deer when I was speeding with Franklin
franklin = story mode
you still can when peyote plants come..
but those are "events"
Not anymore I think
nah, once in a while they bring the peyote plants... but not every single week π
i think maybe once a month, maybe once in the 2 months.. depends on R*
I would just download mods on my pc and play as more animals
why not :)... but on ps5, you need to wait for the peyote π
Good. Hbu
Cool i do 10.5 shift

Oo
Do u get paid extra
yeah, 150% instead of 100%
so i am glad that i get extra.. but i prefer not
damn u guys talking abt serious topics π
What's no free days
no
i work from monday till sunday

what r u doing?
Capitalism
well, its easy to combine them.. when you plan the income and outcome of the trucks, you can plan the storage while orderpicking is easy when you know what is in storage
Yeah sounds easier than mine
tell us
oh
doesnt explain much XD
ur a programmer?

what's that lol
π©
damn
yeh
Senior π

wolf like 30 y/o ?

Wtf
ig
Hello everyone
idk
nice
Hi
Lol
damn everyone here is like 10 mentally π
Im 69
Hi
(including me)
this keeps us young
Fbi open up
Mentally im 69 too

And 420
laat ze maar denken
kinda sus
Food
jes mazi

I like food
Ayo
monkey feet
Iβm back
yo
Uh oh
Lingua errada
Puta
Correct
Please donβt doxx me or Al
Puta qur pariu
Tts the only spanish work ik
Lol
Please speak inglish
this is literally me when I take shower
Filho da puta
@pliant umbra donβt doxx me or Al
Comer meirda
Si patron
142.54.181.32
...?
he russian?
Nvm I can't
dont give mine dude
poland
No
Ciao
damn
π₯Ά
@supple fractal
Ola
hi
@pliant umbra has @slender stag
169.69.420.69
Bruh there's a lvl 1408 in my lobby
Hola
I dont have your ip...
Bonjour
Oh shit
Witem
π π π
not even close
You have kyles
damn
Yep
I told admin
Kool
Kyle is from Afghanistan I think 
45.69.69.420,45
π©
Alabama
da fuk is this
fortnite battlepassπ©
Lol 
Gangsign
@slender stag where you live?

You dont need to ask him that
πΏ

russia
Because i know

Can u find cosmo the mod
Lemme see where he lives
nice
I miss him
find my city

Man
pog
is this even a gif?
NO WAY
damn
π
embed faiilll
thats why i like that
AYO
jup
π
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Why ppl get excited over GTA PvP kills
Ppl sendin their clips screaming in the background lmfao
MY EYES @muted frost
idk ask @short lake
π
@short lake

I'm going blind fs
hes not screaming lol
Your alchemy is here
but he's a lil stinky tryhard
Btw @slender stag
Or however u say it
I'm not Grinding gta much anymore
gnight all, my shift starts in 8 hours..
kool


thx, night mate
Yoo Malaysia
yas


π²π±
Love a lvl 1408 bombing me with a jet for no reason
skill issue
mfs do ping the admin
shoot him down with exp sniper

Imagine talking about mod menus
Don't have one
it literally says in rules
Imagine modding

Could be me
Ironic 
How is it a skill issue when my stuff is broken
huh?
π
@slender stag wanna cuddle
Pinga
huh?

hes blocked
yes
Hey!
coming!
Then unblock he said snthg abt u
Ight bet how long that gonna take π€·π»ββοΈ

1 hour?
I got like 41 spatulas I think?
let him who cares 

@wintry heron whats your psn? Gonna play spongebob thing
Wdym no reason
Okay 
Eae de boa?
Boa
π
Idfk
Rp
Imagine
I keep getting bombed by jrts
I know.. was just asking for your psn 
rp is the last reason why you would kill someone lol
Jets
Let me Join ur session tΓ΄ sesh him
yo anyone on xbox that can help me make money im broke
Kill em back and Assert Dominance πͺ
I cant
@opaque crown vc acha esses cara burro?
I'm a lvl 60
bro wat u doin rn
π
This is the only Fun way, best Rp method

Aqueles do mΓ©dia sim kkkk
Tryna find food
anyone on xbox that wanna dogfight
just eat instant noodles
bruh
Γ alguns sao.... maioria
I just finished my pierogi π©
guyz
please spek inglish
pierogi
hes from jurassic park right ?
POG
ΓΓ£o eu nΓ£o vou falar em ingles
@moderator
Lets see
@wintry heron
My own sparrow
yes koil
Sent thinf
Just killed me
instant noodles good 
Pov : u are an unborn baby
Why 
Not dababy the unborn baby
Nah your good its not dark 
Now why did the kid cross the road...
Should I buy the kostka or a nightclub ?
Why why
Yes this same joke for the 1000th time
Kosakta
Kosatka
Because he didnt wear a seatbelt
..
dababy π π© π
Lemme guess... you didnt get the joke
Okay thank yβall also where do I buy some of the good cars like what website for the obeys
I did
But I have already heard it
legendary motorsports
For the obeys ?
U mad?
There are no wallmarts in Syria... only targets π
idk what obeys are
Too dark?
but they're propably in ssa
Like the vehicle name
Sadly
Bruh
Sui- momber
what is theyr real life counterpart?
Ok I got a better one
Rc'o death
Why do witches dont wear underwears
Idk
Idk
But their symbol is OB I think itβs a nissian
π

The pussy 
Did u get it iceman? 
ass
yes
aight join vc man (jonal server)π©
Are u gonna moan for us again ?
yes
:botakboi:
no
Alr
And moan
Ima join
Imagine duping
so i needa find a new one
u know any good tuts?
alot of the ones ive tried dont work in bad sport rip
lol
yo anyone on xbox anna play
Idk
Started playing it more seriously like 3 years ago
π€
Quit the session
keep a facility invite to teleport
nah i aint a wus
always have one
incase ur getting jumped by a jet
look man u gotta learn to survive some way
sometimes u gotta fight dirty
i cant he kepps destroying my jets as soon as i call them in
use mk2 
then go passive
Donβt use jet then
until u get it
mk2 can solve every problem
Either quit or fight on land
i dont got it
OPPMK2 is π₯΅

don't tell me u have a fucking jet and don't have an mk2 π
ew mk2
2 actually
no
which ones
yes, mk2 is bad
Nah itβs the players who abuse it to kill
oppressor mk2 is literally one of the best vehicles in game. its just βused wrongβ
You wanna orbital Canon them say lzzz and how hard you fucked there mom and leave the lobby
@supple fractal i got b11 and hydra
πΏ
scrumptious π₯Ά
10/10 β€οΈ
π
btw i lvl 71
Ok



yo lvl 71 is way too high for me
If you killed them once
your 72 levels ahead of me
i fly the mk2 upside down π
ive been doing it for months now lmao
π€
its kinda second nature
nope im actually 72π
Your defending yourself
It's just retaliating on there attacks
*their

ewww so gross
yes
ong bro

So what
im actually 72π
get ur explosive sniper ready
Does it matter
anyone here on pc wanna play
im watch vikings
and u mom
am reading 
your what my guy?
ye way
im watching your 188.55.183.33
is that his ip?
wdym
evreything
yes
It's a phone number though
I know ur ip
ma pc camera is covered by black tape 
'-'
nice

kool
is your wall also covered in tape?
i know how to get bitches
that's me
no why will they be 
π©
100/10 π
np
sth like 103.203.87.255
its so good numbers cant describe it
Your gay

the cameras in them
no cams here 
CAMS
IS THAT AN AMOGUS REFERENCE? @short lake
u sure 
Its funny
yoo embed fail
π
yeah
yooo embed fail X2
bruh-
bitches fail
naah xd
ur stopied
I just got mario kart
True
no u
@astral cape hey twat
π₯Ά
u real jebus?

F
yessir 
no
embed fail
I'm ice jesus
embed fail X2
π¦

no
@muted frost is the real jesus
You have a lot of nerve being right!
All these ppl coming out of their caves to type "embed fail lol"
Degrade me UwU
why tho
imagggine having peaky blinders pfp
ewo irl
no need to check 
nobody wants you here
Too skinny 0/10
reported for cock to bigg
'-'
wotor
they just hating cuz I be stacking paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome

Nice
India lore 
Lol
bou o wo a
he he he haw moment
fr fr ong
yes
hampter can go suck my dick
am gonna abuse my gif perms so much now 
'-'
Can I do it too? π₯Ί
that's great
JOIN!!
no you are furry
uwu
oh mod here :( was about to say some racist slurs :(
maybe instead of pointlessly saying i don't understand and can you help me, actually tell me your issue π±
yooo destroyed by a mod
Fucking poosi
I am a discord moderator, not the ceo of xbox dawg
π₯Ά
buy xbox 
its only a few $
Leave
bro
There's no ceo of Xbox.
i cannot
wolf u work at Microsoft 
you need some help right away
Huh?
of the world 
Of what
i need some help with my issi dupe. its semi solo but i need someone to set it up w/ me. anybody down?
π₯Ά
ald
glitches
alr
This chat is moving fast
Because, believe it or not, I can help you with in server issues, not xbox support
π
Boo
Calm the tits down pls
its all kids
lmao
deadass
agreed
can confirm I am a kid
Back in my day π΄, we used to hate this chat
π
there is noone here above the age of 14
Excuse me

Lol
can confirm, am looking through evreyones webcam rn
Speak for yourself.
ayo dats not true
Im old enough to drink
bold of you to assume that im under 14
WTF @wintry heron
there is me, koil, wolf, mazi
@wintry heron
Trick question youβre wearing a hoodie
Hey
ong
you're alive? 
You still rocking around here
And <<<
!warnings
I shot a guy in gta
the color of the shirt is: the color that the color of the shirt
He died
wb wtf
ye bcz i dont use it 
his walls aint tho
cameras inside
anyone wanna do dumb stuff
Im cool again
@rancid knoll
@rich glen
wtf even is that name lmao
@wintry heron
@fathom cobalt
@crude crown
ping chad
π€¨
π

@short lake
@rustic swallow
π
@thorny sun

lmao
tf sushi cat
text channel rule 3 π

@rain topaz
yeah bc cow asleep
@wintry heron
Mods stopped caring a long time ago
@native stream
Dont put my wife's name in your mouth
@timber trellis
@near totem
βοΈ
I'm tired
go sleep!!
@wraith needle
mf what
How fast is your wifi @slender stag
@merry belfry
yoo u played season 8 also
I think it's season 8 or 7
bc of the structures
I played since season 2 till season 11
idk that
i returned playing not too long ago
oh okk
tbh I played the no build mode and it was quite fun

it runs way worse than 3 years ago on my pc tho π
it runs 30 for me now π
Well i get pretty stable 50-60 now after some tweaking
imma boot fortnite up rn
@slender stag
I get quite a lot of stutters thoπ
π³

same
my cpu can't keep up anymore π©
wasnt me @slender stag
Good old Intel i5 4440
my good old 1294 pc 
π₯Ά
am booting up fn rn
π
my pc turns into crisps when i boot up fornite
black dots
yooo wtf is prowler doing in fn
wuut
@supple fractal #πΈβgta-media
I almost shat myself when I saw a guys from anime dancing ro gang name style π₯Ά
bro go sleep
or join
lol
Time to go kill some cargo
There's a guy with a 125 kd in my lobby. Should I orb ?
i have -1 million kd so yes very ez
You only gatta kill 125 randoms 1 time

So all the sudden I got kicked from my CEO and told me that I destroyed my bosses cargo and now I donβt even have a prompt to make a new one
if u make a smurf account than maybe
skill issue

skill issues lmao could be me
Iβm confused
hey
with this 40 fps
can someone do me a favour?
what favour
You can download a playlist to gta?
Iβm ganna do that
pretty sure that Spotify playlists aren't just saved In one mp3 file tho
hey guys can I run and do dr dree contract missions in invite only session?
yea
I am confused how can you start dr dree contract mission?
spotify 
the finale of it all?
no as in how do i start the contract missions like how do I get in contact with dr dree
agency
u have to do a few security client jobs and then u will unlock vip client
what agency do I need to buy?
any
ok cool thanks
yw
I thought it was from CEO office
ok cool and uhmm where do I get the agency like which website?
i think dynasty 8 exectutive
Pinging for fun?
huh
ok cool thanks man
no
one last question how do you increase character strength in gta online
punch ppl
See whores
For every 20 punches that you land, youβll increase your Strength stat in GTA Online.
Spend money on strippers
π
oh ok cool thanks @wintry heron
Playing sports, such as golf and tennis, will also increase your strength.
yw
Thanks google
thanks guys
u have rlly good tips
Nice π
so what type of agency do i need to but is it any or a specific
any
Any
Get the little Seoul
Cheapest
yh
reason I am asking is because I have 5.7 million in the game
Little korea
Soul yes
idk
thanks guys cya around if I need more help
Youβll need that in the future
yh
What level @stray stream?
5.7 mil from a solo perico
im level 42
Ok
dang
yeah I did the heist like 4 - 5 times solo
u have more money than
wow that is awesome
i have 1.5 mil
I dont even have a business either
uh
Most MC businesses arenβt good solo
I only got a bunker from when I bought the game
What buisness should i get as a beginner, im level 43 amd i already have the cargo buisness
Kosatka
Guys
Yea but i know nothing about cayo and how to start
I'm new to gta online what business should I buy?
You need the Kosatka
how much money u hav
You first have to go to the music locker near the casino
1 million
I went there
Youβre not new broβ¦.
And talked to madrazo
Lol do I know u?
Ok next step is the get 2.2M
Yea im pretty close
Nope
Ok once you have that just go to the Submarine and start doing the heist stuff
I'm new to gta online can you help me?
delete gta
sure what do you wanna know?
What do u mean? I always wanted to play this back in 2015 but never got a pc to play it
Kosatka is a always good choice but the Agency offers a lot as well. Those assassin missions are super short and pay 85k for a few minutes work and you have the Dre contract for an easy 1 mil
terrible game
save yourself
What should I do to make money? I really want that monke costume
The contract takes over 2 hours tbh
Why?
estupido puta
Why? What happened?
@north hemlock ok so how much is the costume
@north hemlock what level are you and how much money do you have?
I think 100k
The Kosatka heist takes me the same length as the Contract, damn guards always see me
I'm lvl 3 I have 1 million
What do u mean?
imposter
Lol so what can I do?
@north hemlock if you have amazon prime , prime gaming gives you a few mil when you link accounts i think
have u completed casino heist setup
I'm from India it's not available in my country
ok @north hemlock send me a private message on discord and I will do a heist with you which can help you get started with some money
i cant change my nickname
What do you mean a heist? I don't wanna commit any crime
The Kosatka heist you can at least do in solo mode which is a nice break from the griefers and hackers
haha @north hemlock its fine its only in the game
Is this a game about heists and criminal activities?
not all the time
Well the name is Grand Theft Auto so yeah....
Can I become taxi driver like I used to do it in gta san Andreas?
no you cant you would need modes to do that
Well then I'll play gta san Andreas again then
yeah modding is just as bad now as it was at release
had a dude teleporting around the map in god mode killing everything today
π
its actually a very holy game
Someone just said I cannot become a taxi Driver
jesus himself is in it and he himself did coke with trevor
Umm, what are u talking about?
anyone wanna play?
What u wanna play?
@short lake these sleepless nights keep me awake in the day π
i thought that was dontai for some reason
Hello I'm new to gta online can you help me get started?
do you know any tips?
I watched tgg's videos but I didn't understood any thing
lol
australian is very hard to understand
imagine being unironically australian
Are you Spanish girl?
longer then 2 lines aint reading
definitivamente no

You're not? π₯Ί
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