#🚔┃gta-discussion
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that's not lfg
Lol
No one wants to join and I don’t blame them this human raid heist set up retarted
Lol yes
Can't no cross platform
ill tell you from my own experience
I know
Lol
good luck to you, hit up lfg. you might get lucky
At this point all this is not even worth the million
I didn't do any apt heists besides fleeca
it's worth getting it over with, i get you

definitely not worth the money
😪
it's an old heist
Gotta grind gta to get everything you want
give them some credit
Eh true
you swear like people werent streaming and flocking to humane labs when it came out
But they could of updateded it they had how many years
save for kosatka
Alright
But made it less painful not sure if they updated it that much
Lol yeah, but imo there isn't much to do then
I haven't even beat story mode ever💀
Beuh
After you completed story mode
You wilding
I've completed it how many times
I've never completed it,ever
Idk I'd have to count
Bruh.
Bruh
What
Once I completed it like non-stop
👆🏽
Well I just never got around to completing story mode
Took 24 hours or so
story mode is fun
highly recommended
I like online bc there's more vehicles and stuff
i started gtao after getting done with story mode
Yeah
And more cars to customize
when I first played I thought you have to finish story mode first to play gtao 💀
Finally
Lol
I'm a car guy so explains liking gtao better then than story mode
lol, i guess it's a good thing you thought that
👍
story mode is a good one
I hate auto correct
i might play it again when i get bored
Once I get the 2.2b or so in story mode I'm not touching it again
"You are dead meat!"

"I wanna apologize."
"Bend over here and come!"
-Merryweather guard
who wants these hands though 👏
I played g** tony gta 4
lol
Don't remember other gta 4
you gotta let them talk first, though

Burger King Whopper... mmmm
toolie
that's what i call an ak-47 with a drum mag
bk whopper


ok i see you
Idk I'm confuzzled
fuck the commonwealth, all 9 of you can get these hands
oh, you're still on the cannibalism thing
ok psychopath trolling, i get it. let's move on, yeah?
Not talking about eating it, tug eye
you're nothing but a cold canadian
and im a bitter, angry troll
No
yes
i live on planet earth
330 mil > 34 mil
Never
everyone wants to put me in a park
and call it jurassic
when will it fucking end?
Ha
i want to be free
i want to fight for my independence
(im trying to ruin jurassic park for you. the movie.)
i need to kill these humans that are in my park
dinosaurs love freedom just as much as humans
I don't wanna be a obese person who has a gun and says "America till I die"
do you wanna be the obese person who gets ate by a t-rex in a portapotty?
-from stereotypes I've heard
"Not all" lmao
imagine generalizing a country bigger than the EU
imagine the EU being a cheap imitation of the USA

imagine the UK voting to leave the cheap imitation of the USA
yea imagine
Imagine the government hiding stuff from the citizens so the world doesn't fo ape-shit bc a new virus is coming
imagine omg
As an example
Lol
I'm gonna play story mode
They could be doing that tho
The government has to hide stuff from the public so everyone doesn't panic, and create a disaster before it happens
Well create a bigger disaster
🎈👹
ah
you've heard of me
what're they saying about me?
IT the clown?
Ello
lol
why are you being mean?
🇳 🇴
"Game" -super smash bros sound
you could've just typed out "no"
would've been more effective
anyone wanna fuckin talking about gta though?
nope
tgg's simps mismanaging chat and shit
What
stupid ass brit
What is gta
what
What
This is a second general lol
Basically
im fine with it, im just being irate
Yeah Don't mind it
nah, i really think this hands-off approach is due to fatigue
they had to chill
and they're chilling
I got kicked out of a clash YouTubers discord for no reason once, and I was like: "tf I do?"
?
john macdonald
excuse me, sir john alexander macdonald
im such an intolerable asshole, i apologize
John a macdonald states and stuff was removed bc now day controversy
uhh gta is acting strange for no reason
so when i pull up the phone and try to go to the internet it doesn't like open the internet
Pay your phone bill smh
no on gta
Pay your phone bill on gta smh my head
Go to the phone company store and pay
Easy

i love the sarcasm
Have you tried restarting the game?
i did that now
Then it should work
it still not working
ykw see gta is telling me to get off
WHAT?
john a macdonald states and stuff was removed bc now day controversy?
thats crazy
statues*
.
Anyone wanna do the bogdon problem glitch
banned
ban
Bogdan is trash
Bogdon*
Bogdan is daddy
I cant spell-
Bogdon is stinky poo
Ohh
Idk I'm high rn lol
Under 18 
no
Above 18? 
I need some help
So I'm in story mode and I haven't beat it yet I can't find no missions
The last story mission I did was the multi target assassination
Idk what to do now
Lester's assassination missions?
Huh?
what was the name of the last mission you did
The multi target assasination?
Mainly do All your Strangers and freaks
It should unlock more missions
Ok
I've beat the game a few times myself
one day I wanna get 100% completion
🙏
Dosen't take much time
12 hours on average
Gl
Only Franklins missions
Yep
And the spaceship parts
Spaceship parts?
Hi I'm new to gta online and i dont have anything can someone help me im on xbox series s
I need to quit doing pvp without ceo I've been on psychopath for the week
You don't need more
you already have alot
Mk2 and Sparrow will help you the most
If you want however buy the mark 1
can someone help me get 2m
i have nun
gta is a therapy session sometimes
there are people who actually think that having god mode makes them a god
or just mod menus in general
it's the saddest shit ever
you can turn on aim assist with mouse
i've never done it though
with console controller, it's on by default i think
on pc, you can do it in story mode or some shit
somewhere on google
i use keyboard/mouse
Cry
what
lol this guy again
lorser with a z
How old are you
@stuck frost
ok whatever then
Ur butt
they can at least spell it out
Ah I see you're 6
oh my god can you shut the fuck up
what do you get from this
Cry
fucking dumbass
They need attention
That they don't get from their parents
go do your multiplication homework
what's Pzzz mean
The time I ate ur mum
"ur mum" 🤓

She suck me
:thuggin_Dontcare:
Wow my nitro just ran out sucks
I’m sad @upbeat lava can you cheer me up by saying a joke?
Pls?
What did ur mum say when she had u
Oh got a better joke?
Cry
Yup
Yay
Your gay? I always knew it’s ok to come out sometimes
What is the one thing you will never touch
A man thank god I won’t
your talking about yourself… right?
No
U
Woman is the one thing u don’t touch
Oh dam
You touch 80 year old cock
When?
IlllIl—¥¥¥_Apache117-$#5387 was banned | fuck off retard
Ok uhh thanks ig
hey 676052665163186197
😂
bro this hurts, I can sell for more in blaine county while my location is in the city
special cargo if you have friends and are willing to stock up large warehouses and vehicle cargo if solo
hello guys how are doing?
OH
yo klye’s babe
you cacnt
cant
Yeah pretty sure there is
dyno ban
Man's sounds like a 10 year old
is a ip ban
Ikr
Second grader vibes tbh
yeah fr
10/10 grammer
damn
He sounds like a third grader
fr
Sounds like that one kid who thinks they are funny but everyone hates them lol
indeed
Indeed
ikr this guy is more than likely a MK2 griefer
Yea
I hate the mark 2
They shouldn't have added that damn thing
imma sell it live on a discord screenshare
no cap no kizzy
Wait can you sell that thing anyways?
Alright
Yo what are you guys go to Grinding Method?
You mean What are good methods for grinding?
🗿
Sure.
TTG grinding on Yt I do grind myself just I don’t explain that good
A vid called gta for beginners but it’s has links for all the vids for guides you need
I mean, I know it all I'm just bored on doing Cayo multiple times.
I've been cycling The Agency and The Terrobyte lately.
Ok for passive income would be obviously the nightclub, I made 310-360 stocks in just a week and my daily income while keeping it at max made me nice income practicing my Mk1
For the most income(non-passive) cayo obvi
we've met here twice already 
agreed

big brain 
Ye 
Yep for some reason when my daily income is high my nightclub technicians go faster cuz they were like dead when I didn’t
lol
🙂

🙂
🙂
🙂
🙂
🙂
Noon 🙂
🙂
🙂
hey guys
🙂
he suffers from severe brain damage and various forms of autism 😔
Super random question but when do y’all think the panther statue is coming back?
No
Agreed 
no u
YesU


go back to ur gorilla chat
I never chat there
Has gta changed in the past few months or?
Its cringe
Agreed
Facts
not really
nah
I literally never chat in there cuz of how cringe it is 
No idea haven't played since 2 months
Disappointment at its finest
Its fucking boring for that matter.
fail 
😬
L server I wish we just had embed perms
Gorrila chat is basically the hub for mods, admins and other higher rank people 
Whores
W iceman
if you see the emoji the guy just sent in gorilla chat, it just makes me wanna barf
straight up cringe idk
You think that emoji is bad?
I dont even want to access it.
I've got a way worse one 
I have a hatred for discord users who have their face in their pfp
Nobody wanna see that shit
Ikr
I don’t like seeing myself either so it’s justified
Wait what
Its ok to be ugly
Ight lmao thanks
No 
😭

ur pfp is peaky blinders?
That's ugly
i want a chiseled jawline and shit
Ye

You’re speaking like a gorilla chat member rn
You are ugly tho
Boys in my school just naturally have nice jawlines
Don’t need to say it out loud tbh
ok 👍

maybe it’s just jealousy fr
Wait... What's wrong with real pfp???
nothing man it was a joke


Be proud of how you look fr

How do i look then 
Four eyes 
Thanks ig
Yes im nerd


Yh and my opinion is that some people are ugly 
Pls dont send a paragraph
Phew

Like yourself for example 
Exactly that's your opinion
Thanks
So who is ugly.
Yamete 👉🏼👈🏼🥺
Yeah but you didn’t even say my face and just called me ugly lol
@tight spade someone called this guy hot 
Let me see your face.


You sound so disappointed

Yea you are ugly tho 
NoU
🙂
🙂
Your melon is juiciest tho
🙂
Ayo


She doesn't have melons 🙂
Talk for yourself.
🙂
Explain to me
How
The blowing torch can cut a fucking metal grate
But not the vault basements door
Or the wooden doors on the rooms where loot is kept
And why can't you put 2 keycards at once
It's literally 20 inches away
From each other
🙂
Anyone got it takes 2?
Ye 🙂
Wanna play?
No 🙂

🙂
Gta logic*
If your looking for a group to do cmm what channel would you say it in
lfg other
K

Yo
Can i buy Avenger straight away after i buy facility?
Or do i have to get to that act 2 thing
Thats for trade price I think
Tys
Bro why won't the fucking ifruit app load
I made my emulator to android 5
BRO
iFruit app is a fkin disappointment
I just want a custom plate
Mine does the same idc about it anymore tho
like it can't go to ls customs thingy
he's on PS bozo 
Lol
yio
I don't have ps4 role
Wth
wth
@short lake game inv me...
I'm outside rn
who is playingg?
My lil cousin
oh ok

Yessir
I told him not to play online public session
So they play in inv only or story mode
& do my missions & gets me money


hey

GG 👍
Uh guys
no
Where's the phantom wedge stored
Vehicle Cargo Warehouse
Are there any apart from that 😭
no
U can only paint it ig
I painted my ramp buggy

At ls customs

🙃👌
Howdy Chat
no
Lol
baesmemt bud
Hi @short lake
yuh in the underground basement
In Cayo perico, do I have to scope out drainage tunnel everytime?

Pls give me that bear 🥺
Only once
Every access point scope out is once
🙂
Ohh great
Cute Panda
What?
Check #🗑the-garbage imma whoop yo yee yee ass
What button is it to customize the insurgent in the avenger
That one key which doesn't exists in the keyboard
Which
I'm sure it's that
Br

E ?

He's not that dumb ig
Trying to upgrade vehicles without vehicle workshop
lul
Oh-
Lmao
You underestimate me
bruh I got banned from another gta online modding discord
because I told someone how to DoS

I said spam requests of any sort or send info over UDP
then I got banned

What’s better a deluxo or oppressor mk2?
Mk2
faggio is better
Remus vs rt3000?

s2k go skrrt
Just a fingerprint guide for new cayo players
- figure out the first fingerprint
- the next fingerprint is the next image of the first one
- the third fingerprint is next to the second one
- similarly for all
Like, let's call the fingerprint images
a, b, c, d, e
If the first one is b then second fingerprint is c and next one is d and after that e and finally a
Instead of alphabet i use the 'number' for reference
Fr it's the easiest hack ever
my goofy ahh uncle stabbed my grandpa with longhorn steakhouse knife
kyle lost their nitro
yas
How do I download mods on the epic games version of gta V
Is there any way to do the cayo perico hesit replay glitch but it doesnt lag u off the game and doesnt kick u
Jdm.
jdm ?
Yes
Bad sports sucks
Dunce hat wasnt even worth it ffs
And now whenever i try grind. no one joins cuz they too busy griefing
Sad 🙂
are you a bad sport
somehow you can get bad sport by blowing up mk2 griefers
Unfortunately
Bruh gta 4 is so like stretched out
wide
wife
fuck
How to get bad sport?
there is a fucking motion named retardation
I want to get that Dunce Hat looks interesting
Hmmm lemme see
cargos
There's no one
people who arent doing anything at all
Cuz I'm in a fkin Invite Session
npcs
wait no
no npcs
but yeah just go into a public lobby hop in a jet and go wild
YAS
bruh




Hi
hi
yooo i wheelied soo long on the manchez scout
almost from cheapest office to cheapest autoshop


Ok 


🙂
Nice one
is lester pedo?
What
Aren’t u dead ?
Pretty much
It won’t let me select my options on cayo perico
Switch sesions
Or restart game
Or start game
Already done both
No
How do I buy fingerprint hack practice for casino heist
Pavel is the best character change me mind
gm my sons
bro forgot chop exists
he is in online?
Really?
yea
Pavel is cool but he isn’t chop
Pusi
Also didn’t chop have some fun time with a male dog
Chop is a girl
Use the torch
How
Go close to it
I’m in front of it
Then restart the heist
Damn

Is Thruster (Jetpack) worth it for fun?
No
Why no
I mean it’s kind of impractical
Just get an oppressor
It’s more fun
And better for grinding
Yk what just buy it
I'm a bad person yay 
Are you in Gather Intel/Prep/Finale?
No
Im in the heist
And it won’t activate the mini game
hi kyle
Bro ur gta has a seizure
If u didnt scope Drainage and do the Cutting torch prep u cant get in drainage
Hi yo
Yo Kyle is back
Fr
Autocorrect
Is it because I’m putting infiltration point and compound entrance both as drainage tunnel?
Go buy nitro again Kyle
🥶 🥶
I rlly am 
Y
Nope, i always does that works like a charm
Dmss
Or because I’m using kosakta as entry and exit
There’s a setup for that?
Who
Omg
Bruh
Have u even scoped out the drainage tunnel under the compound?
Yes.. after u scope Drainage during intel
My friend told me to get drainage pipe just before I did the heist
Noooo
Lol
You
In Gather Intel you have to go underwater under the compound and swim towards the Drainage Tunnel to actually scope it
Ima message him about this
And then you'll unlock the Cutting Torch set up
No Kyle not rn
Aight
I'm pretty sure I just wanna cry alone 








