#🚔┃gta-discussion
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why are you not michelinman?
Becsuse thats not the name I chose
but isn't your name inspired by the michelin man?
the fat white balloon man with fat rolls
Noo
dont lie
that's like my saying my name wasn't inspired by the villain in jurassic park
you cant make something he isnt inspired by his inspiration 👿
I was thinking of a discord name and I saw the commercial
That's where it came from
what commercial?
The commercial with the white marshmallow dude
so the commercial advertising french tires
with the white marshmallow dude as its mascot
also known as the michelin man
I didn't even know what it was about
I was actually suppose to make it marshmallow man
For the meme
I am in bad sport lobby , saw someone level 52, KD 102.02
Your on pc don't be surprised 
\he has both ps 4 and 5 role
Ps5
what'd you do?

Passive mode 🤣
How'd you get in a bad sport lobby
passive mode got you in bad sport lobby?
Greifer alert
Uninstall the game
Was doing replay glitch with someone not from this server
Sometimes
you can get into bs lobby with replay glitch?

I'm dead☠️
Today I did about 30 times replay glitch so
When they grief me
ah, so the game thinks you're leaving heists
Yo if you rc your car the person that explodes it still has to pay insurance
Here everyone is screaming it’s like a prison 🤣
Yea
it's pretty much purgatory
Good way to make money
i mean, you can still do heists in bs lobby right?
Especially since they have to pay 20,000
I was planning to do 20 more (at least)
Girl's have balls ?

Yes but not with my friend
You look like you play that dinosaur game
Yeah, but you have to do it a LOT
which game is sthat?
30 times will do it
It's like the isle or something like that
Ark?
🗿 🗿
Its the one where you become a croc
i can do max 2 cayo finales a day just because it's boring
Yes they're called ovaries
Is there only one bad spot lobby? Cause I changed my lobby 5 times and 3 times was in the same lobby
oh ok, yeah i don't play that
guys, am killing more small children on there moms phones in roblox

I guess I won’t play for the next 2 weeks
Why not?
just railed some kids (kinda sus)
Gta:nice work keep it up
gta's fun enough
@short lake what time is it for u in india?
Yeah I know your capping
So I get clean
This is worse than hell here are kids screaming
do you play the michelin game? you better calm down
3:40 am rn n I'm still not sleepy 
I use to play tire making simulator

i would play it if it existed
im curious about how tires are made in france
and how their staff became food critics
Wait they ate the tires
Wdym if it existed
makes this life seem like a fucking joke. chefs are killing each other to get awarded stars by a tire company
There's millions of games
stop trolling or i will block you for eternity
Bruh
Take your pills granpa
☠️
i really want tire making simulator
i would buy it and play it
don't play with me

But do eat the tires
So true queen
Pirate ?
I'm a male
that's called beef wellington. it's why gordon ramsay has michelin stars
he pretty much specializes in a dish that looks like a tire
sad, but atleast ur just like me at night 
Wait who hates when u press down on the d pad and then it just says recording
@peak nacelle I like your pokemon pfp
No it's from one dragon
no that's ash ketchup from the pokeymen
pokey
Yo bro did you just threaten to block me because I said there was a tire making game
ye
wich f1 car is best to buy?
Faggio
Idk
All of them are good
Get which one looks the best
guys i just got a 30 kill streak on kids 
to be fair, if i threaten to block, im not serious
Nice work but was those kids zoophiles or a furry
aren't they the same
they were roblox players so prob all of the above
excuse my ignorance if they aren't the same
Idk if they are the same kill them
Howdy Chat
howdy
Why everybody like blowing everything up
just seems like it
Hello! Veloceraptor
Why not?
it's just a few users blowing everything up. everyone else is minding their own business
It's gta after all
What do u expect
i’m a new online player idk what to really do even after watching the tip videos
Stop playing
good idea
I got gold
top tip of the day
Thank you thank you
grind and buy kosatka
Ayo shut yo bitch ass up fuckin dinosaur lookin ass
?
Rood
ey monke
rename this channel monke chat
How you all doing
"stfu monke" say the fucking dinosour pfp dude
is it?
how funny 
grr
Ye it’s a stupid idea
well no one took u seriously 
just scroll up
No
then why u here 💀
Lmao
damn funny
how bout you leave now?

😐
Proper knee slapper ma boy
jesus
Btw
you must think math class is a stand-up
Why you guys bullying him?
im not joking
Just a mild amount of tomfoolery
there's no use asking
he is calling us monkeys
Us or Monke?
Times like this are when I wish I still had gif perms
Yey I Made friends in bad sport lobby😅

monke
Yaasss
lol
dang thats rare
He isn't wrong
@torpid radish nice beard bro
They are nice people
He put his username monke
Thanks
🗿
They aren’t

They scream in their mic
I shall see you guys later have a splendid day
Level 52 KD 99 staying here for the next 8 months
Good bye
these mods r so annoying
Holy Shit
i lost my jester RR and i cant find it anywhere
its not in the impound lot or any of my garages
nothying
The hat looks amazing
They are going to report me because of being annoying in Vc 🤣
worship a god that's smarter than a discord mod
it doesn't have to be God, just don't make it a discord mod
Anyone knows god mode glitch? To protect my self in bad sport lobby
not sure what the server's policy is on menu
I want to protect my self
maybe dm one of the douchebags here
Not Griefing
if someone's being a douchebag, just dm them. they most-likely mod
Does bbw spell big beautiful women
i believe so, yes
Yes
like lizzo
not really supposed to talk ab menus btw
even if you're just using it to protect yourself
I am just going into bad sport lobbies and whistling 🤣
anyone wanna play robloc
Me
u down fr?
I spent 10 dollars on my roblos avatar so your bet your ass I'm gonna play roblos
give me your user 🙏
Hey currently a level 96 and have a headset. Is there anyone who wants to help me with heists can split the money just trying to earn a little extra. Currently done the Cayo and cassino with help but I'm down for trying just about any heist
i know something else you can try
getting bitches?
nice tits btw 
Thanks lol what do you suggest?
How do I do replay glitch?
Sec
try asking in a dif server
a beautiful little boy named eli 
best bet is to look it up on youtube
not trying to be dismissive. it's just the best way
it's slightly different for pc and console
Ahh OK sorry only just joined this community tonight so still getting used to it lol
/rank
Yeah tried it but no one was talking so thought I'd try this one just don't know what the lfg meant 🤣
looking for group
! Rank

Ahh of course thankyou 😊
lets fucking go
@mint zealot tight 
it's what sports players scream
be careful man 
i once got warned n muted for telling someone replay wasn't bannable
look up being careful on youtube
smd 
yeah, i get it
it's just mods being mods. you swear like they give a shit about the rules
rules are just a means to get what they want which is to make you their bitch
this is something discord users must know
why maddog
why is dat
F
dinka jester rr is a dope car
some mod did something in my session and i got bikes in my garage and now i called MMI and mechanic and its nowhere listed
Try asking In a different server
so i made a report and Dinka Jester RR is not listed
should've closed the game right away
a modder messed with your cars?
looks like this pepe holding a lean drink😳
check #📸┃gta-media
the game most definitely auto saved by now
i wrote a report but the car isnt listed
I don't think gta has a anticheat
@hybrid cipher ok so i know what you posted isn't r*-approved
Rockstar is money hungry they don't care about there players
im confused what r u asking
i think you just snitched on yourself
They only keep making updates because they want to increase shark card sales
lol
☠️
who tf buying a shark card
what exactly did you screenshot?
lol people posting mod menus like "omg im about to file a report with r*"

r* must be thinking their customers are idiots
when i was making a report i cant select Dinka Jester RR
thats what im showing
what did you report on #📸┃gta-media ?
what is that image?
missing item
when u make the report it ask u what car i lsot
lost
but it's not from an r*-approved application
meaning
imagine being mad that your gta coke is missing and then posting a brick of cocaine
customer support
Yoooo
this chat is hilarious
yo
How u?
yep
you just described every company ever created
Nah bro I ain’t a road man
bo o o wo o
Hey nerd gimme ur lunch money
that typically doesn't happen in the states anymore
americans have progressed in their bullying tactics. it's more subliminals and gaslighting
eh, school shootings happen rarely even still
that's more early 2000s
hate crime is on the rise though amongst adults
karen epidemic
it's not, but it's on the rise
That's cap bro
i promise you it's not
Rockstar is one of the only big companies that does that
EA
k you're done
EA, Ubisoft, Sony, Microsoft
YOu DONe
Rockstar takes it to a huge extent though
I suppose you could put ea in that category
Tf is that
oil company
Companies are not your friends no matter what they say
like tyson?
Bro you ruling oil companies
and chicken companies
When was the last time a big company did a genuinely nice thing for you with not alterior motive?
like walmart?
Bruh I'm gonna rip your asshole open until It's big enough for me to put my old ps4 inside of it
ok
shit the only company that cares about customers is nvidia
they price their gpus below market price
why did you say that
don't be mean
Kinky
I'm down

Your in to that type of stuff?
Maybe
Hehe
you can chat in #💬┃gorilla-chat or #🗑the-garbage
i'd recommend the 2nd one
ok
Does anyone know how I can make the vc channel bigger? The command isn’t working.
Join another vc
make fun of me and become popular
One that isn't only for 4 people
I already did that. The command to make it bigger isn’t working
if you want the person you're replying to to join your vc, start shit with me
be a victim
bro tf u talking bout
you need popularity to start a vc
the best way to be popular is to bully someone plenty people don't like
why do you think there are still bullies in 2022?
I'm pretty sure he's a schizo or something
Man has been talking nonsense for a while
oh man
That's why I stopped talking...
good
Chat was getting a little cringe
What?
so many questions. just do what you want
I just tried to kill a guy with orbital cannon and he didn’t die 💀
good
🤣
you just lost 750k
He is killing Griefers
what about you go out and kill them with a gun and some skill?
or an mk2 with no skill?
He is in a night club van wich is god mode
Tried everything
it's not god mode unless dude is a modder
Shoot the front windshield
go buy a jet
Didn’t work
He attacks from back
Break his back then
Do you know how?
It's on yt
what happened
Is that a car?
It sucks tho
It looks good tho
Cry some more

yes, post stickers when dude called them dumb stickers
post more dumb stickers
because you're smart
bruh why would you do such a thing
ok, griefer
lol
orbitalling someone just means that you care enough about that person to spend 750k on them 
you know dms exist, right?
you matter as a human being, but not enough to where i have to tolerate e-sexual harassment
emote my chat
^
Are y’all really that horny lol. I saw people talking about dicks too
I come here for 2 seconds and I catch a simp slippin
Damn why yall clowning on poor Eli
i've structured my blocks to where everyone who's blocked says dumb shit
Good for you
^ dumb shit
Who
most likely, i dunno. i didn't read it
Asked
yes velocoraptor you are very smart, here have a gold star just for very special boys like you
who asked?
If he was smart he wouldn’t bother to try calling everyone else dumb
Why are you so angry?
Ooo discord drama
It was a genuine question cuz nobody asked
Cuz you’re angry rn
you're asking me because you're attracted to me or something
Yeah man take a cold shower you weirdo
lol
who asked?
Hot headed in a gta discord 💀
Bruh what?
But cold showers are good tho 
truee
Yeah your aroma of being a lesser human attracts me to you
good drama
Fight fight fight!
well, that's your problem, right?
i asked
Not really a problem for me
Mam this is a Wendy’s.
Plenty of people like you running rampant on this discord
Although not quite as depressing as you
Shh shh dont interfire its discord drama
but you're attracted to all of them
Probably
and it's not a problem
No
right?
You’re the problem
I don’t even know what happened. It was fine like two minutes ago
i'll just ignore you
Your personality traits are so horrid you might as well just not socialise
dude's like "you're not a problem, but you're the problem"
The "who asked" argument
i can't handle idiots
I'll break your back
Yeah I scrolled up 
Mans the type to cry when someone kills him while buying clothes in gto
Only Eli is allowed to do that
LMAO
lol
not wrong tho
How about you give the others a turn😋
I got griefed and got spawn killed 70 times by an avenger while I was on my way to do a Cayo setup.
is #🚔┃gta-discussion becoming an orgy again
I'm good
Awww 
you should've switched lobbies at your 2nd time
yeh i hate avenger griefers
but you did it 70 times
Didnt want to waste time cuz I thought he’d eventually go away
I need to finish eating my 12 subway cookies
is that so?
you didn't want to waste time
Bro stop crying
It wasn’t actually 70 times. I was exaggerating but it was multiple dragged times and he destroyed every vehicle I spawned lol
?
Isn't the obey I an electric suv
nah, just memory
If you told him you broke the sound barrier sprinting he’d believe it
Obey I-wagen? I think it counts as one yh
is it on discount?

Your mom jokes bro
Really
@pliant umbra 
You think I’m gonna waste energy trying to roast this dude
Can you still afk in gta online?
He roasting himself
Yes
No
Oh ok shame
better off mining crypto
Can anyone tell me what marker on the map I need to go to to be able to buy an arcade? Can't work out if it's the light L or the H that mentions the arcade???
What
i'd help if i remembered
?
The L
i thought you could just buy arcade off your cell phone
I think
u guys still here?
Lmao
H is heist
i just came back from my cousin's house
What where you guys doing
and u guys are still here💀
😳
Ayo
nothin
"Step cousin I'm stuck"
Would if i knew what was and how to do it
“I’ll do anything for family”
🗿
OK thankyou it's just I haven't triggered any of the L's or heists to be able to buy an arcade yet. But this is great thankyou guys!!!
Touch grass
they dont think it be like it is, but it do
alpha males like me dont do that... i instead shot them down to the ground and bruned there house
Sounds like you and your cousin had a good time
i think L is for lamar. has nothing to do with arcade
So your telling me you beat them until they are to weak to move and then your force yourself inside of them?
one word... gun
btw, if you're buying an arcade, you're buying a ticket to casino heist @daring ivy
Ayo
wise words.
Yeah that's what I'm trying to do just aware that to do the casino heist I need the arcade lol YouTube wasn't being to helpful for once either haha
Are riru and Eli dating
you have kosatka
Yeah I do
y u care so much lol
Perhaps
why do you want to do casino?
I personally prefer the casino heist after doing it with others but I also just want an arcade they look cool 😎 🤣🤣
😈
no one is answerign in xbox chat
I wonder why?
its more a money making method lmap
#📜┃all-server-info ma guy
lmao*
ok that's fine
a glitch can be patched this cant
holy shit people are actually talking about gta
Thankyou though you've been super helpful haha 🤣🤣
@final forge 🙏
no shit 
i dont read rules
no one does
im based
rules dont matter. mods will ban anyone they want
not if the admins has something to do about it lol
i drink orange juice before i brush my teeth
Well I do lol I'm obsessed with gta right now lol
nice
only omega males do that... alpha males drink orange juice after brushing there teeths

sigma males dont brush there teeth🗿
was looking for a minecraft skin... evreything amogus 
Plimbo males don't have basic hygiene at all
Lol been doing psychology at uni for over 4 years and this is all news to me 😂 😂
What's wrong with apple juice???
It's not juice it's just water with sugar
Check any juice box and you'll see how much sugar they all have
I just meant cuz your all brushing Teath with orange juice what's wrong with apple lol 😆
can some1 add and join my session and let me win 7 street races
for the prize ride 🥺
its half on supplies rn is that all?
Pretty much from what I can see 😒
Probably
Rockstar milked my bank acc spent 2m today
sounds about right
🗿
make friends
Why you asking so many questions 
The guy was going to invite me to the casinos mission
I need money
Sup nerds
I can’t get anyone to join the setups for the prison break. Any ideas?
invite people
No one joins and I don’t have enough friends playing gta to get enough players
Randoms?
Is it a boring heist or what because even ransoms don’t join. I keep joining new sessions and still can’t get enough ransoms to play. I’m only new to gta online btw
is there a way to customize the marshall ?
Gta ded ☠️

spend 1m on them
u guys havent wasted 3.543 mil on prostitues and shoe shop yet??
1m on hoes is crazy
no its normal
Virgin
Something a virgin would say
ayo u just explained taxes
Lol
u guys aint commiting tax fraud?
I’m about to at this rate
just say no 
lol
i want the tampon out of my government building
thing
aka Trudeau
i think like half or at least 70% people dont like em
I’m not Canadian so I can’t confirm
i am canadian lol
Heh
Guys does anyone have an agency with an armory??
I want to get the stun gun so badly
Dm me if you have one
That's 300k
dang
Yeah
i only have 350k
y
yes
It sucks
ye but it’s so funny
no it's not
to me it is
By the time you're within effective range your corpse is already full of lead
And the stun effect barely lasts long enough to get a kill
not really
By the time you're close enough for melee they already stood up
Buy it for the memes
I'm not telling you to not buy it, I can't tell you what to do with your money
I just think it's not a smart purchase when you only have 350k
Yeah if you only have $350k then it’s not a good buy just yet
ima do a hiest then get it
So I'm your bestie now? 
It's fun
To troll with
Maybe not as fun if you take this game seriously
But us players that play the game to have fun love the stun gun
Oky ily bestie 
Restart it
So Grab a Hammer and break it?
Sure
Yes
Alr cya in a few years
Although another option would be to dip your router in deflirent acid
Nah
Just listen to Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads
Who has Cayo perico
Everyone
Me
Can I add u on discord
Yo I think the night shark is the fastest vehicle that is the most armored
I bought it
My wifi
Not really a surprise Speaking that it's electric
I'm gonna Break it
It's in the top 10 for acceleration
Wasn't Duke O'death only for the People who played on Ps3 and Xbox 360 🤨
I'm pretty sure they made it free for everyone
Oh alr
For a while atleast
Yeah it's on Warstock if u scroll all the way down
Gn bestie
@mint zealot have you heard of ready or not?
The swat game?
yeah
Yup
lowkey wanna buy it but i dont have anyone else to play it w me 😭
lol
Trash PC
i want to see you try to run it
I dont own a PC
exactly my point

where do you modify technical aqua?
Nowhere
cant be modified?
Idk maybe you can
not in moc
I'm actually gonna sleep now ;-;
Gn
ok
apparently yeah lol

I woke up now 💀
God what the hell was that
the cgi is so bad
Hi bb
Marvel flashbacks

how do i buy the future chock ZR380 for its trade price?
play arena war and hope you get lucky
the trade prices are random
anyone need help with anything tryin to make money so let me know
how do i play that
you get them for leveling up btw
options-> job -> play job -> rockstar created -> arena war
hi
👋
Would it be smarter to save for a Kosatka or buy a Arcade to do the casino heist? I made my first million on ps5 and I’m wondering..
kosatka for sure
how@do u do the casino heist
Buy a arcade after Visit lester at mirror park
Do the prep start the heist
Then boom
oh alr thanks
Is that a worm
backwards
you gotta visit lester to unlock the arcade
lol
👉 👈
what do you think the best car is in gta
future chock ZR380
Guys
for super? probs the krieger
@polar oracle HEY THAT'S MY MAN
i showed u that car help
Can someone do Cayo b2b?
ou didnt
idk prob like the fastest
adri this wont laod
Idc stay away from Eli
load
whios eli
yes intold u to@go to future shock
Or I will bite your spleen clean off
oh
Alrighty, I’ll just make another million!
that cat eli
hello 👋
hii
Who can do Cayo b2b
Who can do Cayo b2b
You
what
Who can do Cayo b2b that’s on Xbox
i want some baked chicken now
You
Lfg channels
girl baked chicken is obviously chicken in the oven
pray
but thats rotisserie chicken
im aetheuist
Who can do Cayo b2b that’s on Xbox
Oh realist I believe
You
This chat is giving me an aneurysm
yes
loading
ok

hi

we shouldnt
mclovin!
mclovin it

im mclovin it

mcdonalds













