#๐โgta-discussion
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That's my dick
Jesus
ur dick is smaller than u?
Ofc?
in age?
@wintry heron ok
In size.
K, but i know ur gf
Hello
irl
size doesnt matter
Gn
helo
My head going bbrrrrrr
Didn't get enough sleep
Thats ur sis.
sleep
@deft lion why did you delete ur texts?
from my dm?
Shy?
me too
Some ppl are so weird.
Lol
like u
I'm weird too
@deft lion
calling random girls ur gf..

nooo, i thought everyone was the same
this is for u @echo light
She aint random. She is special
nah bruhhhh
Yes

she has be engaged
With me.
Where are good spots for car photo shoots
her wedding is in 3 months

Surprise!
not u burh
Yes me.
But u got cheated right?
She gonna run
nah
congrats to yo sis
Naw thats a cover up.

Thanks
Sus
thx, but she is a bitch

lol
u r such a weirdo

what is ur age?
pc?
Pc
Wrong channel
i m coming
://
Why wrong ?
prob not of legal age
my sis will marry his bf
what is ur sc?
Queenzz
not a weirdo
Oh
U r not in my F* List I think I forgot to add u when playing with dignity
lol
I sent u req
Should we pick Jesus?
ur wish
@muted frost , @loud knot loves u
LOL
i m in story mode, beast
@muted frost
He is sleeping?
i thnk so
Yea
5 gold?
tell me use my role
Use my role?
got person beast
Kk
start the cayo
Do i lose progress for changing my Character appearance? If I bought it for 100k?
Start?
wait he is joining
Where r good spots for a photoshoot with my car
Ping when ready
U good?
what happened?
U afk
No prb
inv me
I sent
Did
F
Not working?
Yes
Phew
gta v is getting old
How?
u inv me last time
Lol
gta is old now
Yea
Yea
No
K
Is inv not working?
yeh i think
Let's try last time
Got?
ya i got for game inv
@wintry heron I wanna pvp after I finish this heist
K
but i m noob
Dark vs zjz
Starting
that is good news for mew
I also kinda switched to a new mouse 
me too a razer
Iโm using a bad mouse 
again?
beast!!
u do it solo i think

@wintry heron join me
Pol
Ok
Whatโs your sc
Iโm force quitting to sp so I can join u
Zoro1710
Sleeping on the weekends as usual
Btw my kd is 2

๐คช
mine 0.3 hv fun

killing me
i m in solo pub @wintry heron
mom
@mint zealot mom
join me @wintry heron
@wintry heron i join u?
Pusi
@wintry heron dogfight?
NAH
I M NOOB in that

Pls
Hold up how do you 1 shot with marksman rifle
are you using bst
stop it
?
nah
stop pvp
i m done i lost
K
Letโs dogfight
i cant i noob in that
Iโm also bad at that
sry
i didnt meant that'
Pls stop
chaT in game @wintry heron
Iโm chatting in game
Ur not responding

you found your twin @wintry heron
@wintry heron bye
?
Why
i gtg
i m going for shopping
K bye
Yo guys gonna buy another bunker cause I have the free shit one. Iโm a solo player would anyone recommend I get the farmhouse location? Money is not an issue cheers
Buy one in the desert if you want to have the other mc businesses there or the best location is the chumash one
Chumash
Gonna play tomb raider now
Enjoi
Honestly my favorite is Chumash Bunker, mainly because how close to the city it is
Yeah I have the Chumash one for that reason
But i personally brought Route 68 just because it's closer to my Coke, meth, cash fact and facility
Yepp good work, chumash is easily the best for its price
I got the game recently feeling like a noob Last time I played was on a buddies account years ago
It feels like you were fighting me so you could win and have something to flex about 
i m noob
even if u do like 100-1, it will not be a flex
and the score was 40-21
@manic tusk Iโm pretty sure itโs 5 AM ET
hi
Give me gorilla tag
you mean gorilla role
Yes
Takeaway young gorilla
cant
Ok back to study
Yo Someone know the exact time when the weekly update will come out ??
Thursday
Time
10am
iโve seen him before, but i donโt think he seen me
yess
Heyy all
hello
How yall doing
good holiday
Nice, happy eastern or how you type that
eastern ๐
Dude, fck off mate. Not everyone is autistic like you
ye i mean easter 
ye i mean easter
@olive ermine still, its a Holliday, so free days is always nice
yes
Yo guys did the update come out?
Yes
Yea
What do we have
Nothing worth it
Fuck
Fuck
@manic tusk only next gen
Like a couple of cars, 1 extra time trial and "better" graphics 
Ps2 sucks
Only weekly update thing with that shi t.. Thats it mate.. No more big updates
Ps1 better
ps1 is bad
ps is better


๐ nice
I'm sorry could you say that again I don't think I heard you properly
i shat my pants
Wtf
ps is not up to par with other gaming platforms
yo
phone gaming best
why did i get 250k
๐
is this a scam
false
bro why did i get 250k
Man look it can change to player to player
i dont fucking know
wtf..
tell us what you did
thats so weird
i forgor
i could say
no
how did i get 500 dollars
i logged on gta online
Clearly you didn't see the joke
and how the hell would someone know
and it told me that i have been awarded 250k
Itโs bc of an event thing
oh?
Ohhh I seee know
does it give 250k to everyone?
So is xbox
Sorry man
And what do you mean by that

๐๐
That could be someoneโs IP for all we know
Bruh
fuck fucking city?
Hey zambo> ;bp
@upbeat salmon
?

๐
No quote, litterly just happened
So thx
lol u trolling that dark dude
What dark dude?
Ahh
You can take 10 minutes of them surgically removing your dick with a scrapal while blood and gush is squinting out of you wound as you slowly bleed out?
idk it's yesterday or sum
tf

Hi koil
๐ You know me kyle... Short term memory here at the chat
hii

ohh nvm
You alright kyle and pro?
Nice
yes always
Ask him 

:aPES_CarSmash:
@rocky timber this is me in gta ๐


jt?
Same lol
If i using civilian car
And i crash
I get new car
Driving damaged car is for nubs
We are 
Autocorrect acting up 
Exactly ๐ 
Anyone think that when you hit objects your cars get damaged to much?
Yes
Literally driving my luxury car and a npc Literally hits me off the road
What
Bro
Auto correct
Cat 
Luxury cat?
Lol
You know what I meant
๐๐๐
Yes yes
They dk how to drive
I'm scared to update it remember last time...
It will be fine in few days
Here goes nuttin
its fine


omgggg cute kitty
Yes
Yo guys isn't it crazy a tank has less armor than a 4 door car

It's gta 
Isn't it also crazy that the vigilante doesn't take more than one missle
gta logic
I mean it's r* 
Wut

Bru
The hell is dis
Purple chat
Lol
Booster 
ฤฐnsurgent pickup or nightshark?
omg, they should do this more often
nightshark
Lol what
Insurgent
It depends are you solo
If your solo than get the night shark
Yeah
face the wall and nail some lead in it
insurgent
giggity
Yep gep6
Really depends off that tbh

Ok
I mean we got Nitro for limited time...why not use for its fullest ๐
fax
I forgot I still auto payed nitro
SO FAX

Last week I was like why was 59$ token from my card
And then I remember I had nitro
Bruhh

Should've taken 69

I mean nitro yearly is a good price

Yes
Best photo shoot spots in gta
Who knows if I'll still be using nitro for 1 year..I'll prob get 3.months

You would have spended more money at the end of the year
With monthly
yeepp
I meant using discord for 1 year
ohhh

Pls?
YouTube
๐
Maybe like in the mountains
Full view of los santos

Yo Johnny sins looks like iceman
Just anywher6

๐
Nope


Only pussy's do that
yessir


Do you know where that trying not to say embed failure gif is at

Just search it 
It's not coming up
Don't know

Found it
๐
He did
I wonder what there adding today
That would be the worse thing ever

Fr
Yea
They better add a good podium vehicle
indeed
Do your MC Businesses still fill up when not registred as a President?
yes
Rockstar might keep the same one tbh
Sup
Is your bunker filling up when not registred as anything?
yeeep
as long as u online
u good
That is nice
Im planing on buying some MC Businesses so my Nightclub can fill them up
You don't have to actively run a business on your own so it can be supported by the NC, right?
Not really, you cant get the outfit from completing the card collecting
hi dull
What Mc Business is the best and brings you the most money?
@meager cloak did u do the cayo?
Yo
meth and coke
what's up?
Does it matter where your Clubhouse is?
nah
Nice bc I got the free one
u just need to only go there when u need to buy a mc bussiness
Ok
yo
Hi
dead chat
Bye
bye
Hi
@warm mantle wanna play in 30 mins or so?
Whaay e' et dea'
hi
what?
Ya ma'e
Bye

Any update on new weekly update ?
i hv canadian accent and ppl hate it here (singapore)
Bye
exactly after 1 hr
I won 2mil in blackjack yesterday
i never won a single dollar
nah seriously I'm a very good gambler 
i just lost like 1mil
Noice
in india is it legal?
in Europe too
il ariana grande's
Yes lol
there r casino in canada and usa
Yea
bruh, in france its not illegal mate
pakistan is not a good country live in
I heard csgo removed crate openings for France players
Because they don't have gambling legal
really?
Yea
maybe online gambling..
lemme check in google
but the nice one dude
but Flash.. Casino barriere Paris. google
is a.cow online?
France is a country of Christian-Catholic tradition, soย gambling has long been totally prohibited. There is a general ban on gambling relating to games of chance (Article L.
K
bs
Is next gen gta worth it? Itโs $10 rn on Xbox I think
i was a year ago in casino barriere.
Idk
nope
i got it for free 
same
when free, its not even worth it XD
how lol
but pc is supereme
when is the weekly reset
naah mate
1 hr after
today
graphics dude
in one hour?
1 way is not superior
What about the modders
yea
they are changed already, but we all wait for the vid
about 1 hr 30mins max if nothing goes wrong
Why would I pay for a subscription every month to play gta online
When I bought the console and the game
Just get the ps4 
nah, i got it on time
Psplus
u r on a pcbruh
yeh that is for xbox, i bought the full yr one in 50% discount
Anyway how do I fix the thing where I press start on the cayo perico heist and it makes the map blurry and I can't do anything till rockstar kicks me for being idle for too long
Xbox game pass for PC is worth it though
I can like send a video on DMs
uh
where can i see it
kinda
which website
you need to wait
Not kinda, it's worth it.
till its on yt
no bruh
yea bruh. at 9 am my time. they change.
i get it on time
so 1 hour now
u r from uk?
Dutch
Around
how can i see it IN GAME
2:30(+5:30)
K
๐
Oh
or does gta tell the weekly bonus only to content creators and they tell it to us?
srsly i want to see the weekly event not from tgg but from a website
twitch prime
yooo
There's a channel here for that
You don't have to watch a tgg video
Just read what's new
i support TGG
i honestly wait for the vid, im too lazy to read alot
It's a option either way
i always go online at that time
If you don't wanna watch a 2 min video
yeah
You can read in 10 seconds
we can support TGG
i cant
That's on you, there's options either way
TeeGeeGee is online
yes
i watch the video on my mac while playing
it still doesnt have it
i wanna chat with teegeegee
7
how do i?
wy
You got a series x, a laptop, a mac
@warm mantle
a pc
2 laptops and 1 pc
the mac is of my sis
Dang
and mine is lenovo legion
even i got 4 laptops and 2 pc, 1 tablet XD
and pc is at home
homie richie rich
mine tooo ๐
i hv 12pro
I had to save up for 4 years for my laptop

you too
?
.
u r richie rich my guy
i loooove my lenovo legion
ngl laptops suck
i nlove 7i but i own the 5i one with rtx3050
yea.. fairly rich
Imma get a desktop after 2 years
they do
idk where i see that
my pc is super fast
They don't have ventilation
PC has 6 fans intake and exhaust
You can replace any parts on pc
mine has a total of 9
you have unlimited compatibility
Yea
PC is just better
Laptops are for when you wanna go out and shit
and wanna game
3 on aio and 3 on gpu and 2 (200mm) on front and 1 at back
Dang
I mean I made my laptop setup look as good as possible
๐
my pc's name is love
ly 2 ๐
u love me?
lol
it is worth more than i think
no
no, i dont hv any onlyfans
true
really?
Ye
yes you do.. you bought the day before yesterday
nah bro
Depending on your health
yea mate, look how much people give for 1 kidney etc..
Just sell it to a rich old guy
i hv 2 kidneys 
easy money
sells kidney for ez money
exactly
lol
i donated a bonemarrow or idk how to type.. i got 2k
Dang
bonemarrow you can donaye
i will sold my sperms lol
hurt as f boy... but not worth the 2 k
Sell it to china
jk
They're infertile
maybe 10k and i do it again.. but 2 k.. hell no
really?
and sperm donor isnt paying XD
i m in singapore 
lol
i forgot, i m not a simp lol
true
what the hell?
for rich wiggs
hmm
hm
Yea
not even black market
For wigs
hi doggo
my lord, gn
what is my pc worth in bm?
idk
if it is 2k usd
Cyaa
Brb

hey guys does anyone wants to do the prison break heist?
wrong chat
Anyone know If the new discounts are out yet?
im tryna get my friend to buy a sub so she can provide me with the cayo heist and not act 2๐ญ๐
no
Which discounts are you talking about
he gonna make his movie in 2 hours
What do you mean
Every Thursday between 9am and 11am for me new discounts drop on cars and properties ect
you asking in wrong chat mate
what time is it for you now
9:21am
Sweet just dont wanna load up yet as I'll completely forget else
ask this in #๐ปใขapartment-lfg-heist-pc
he made his video at 5 last week and it's currently 4:24 for me rn
thanks
you are welcome
am or pm
am
Hoping we get some good discounts and bonuses on business this week need a break off cayo
what the hell?.. you are in the sea or what? in newyork is 3:24?
If we work as a associate and do a job we get bonus of 250k
it has to be righter Mc or ceo
yo
you do know there are other timezones right?๐
i found a car on the street and stole it from a npc
yep
why cant i put it in my garage
no i dont. duuhhhhh
because it is not yours
Too expensive of a car
probably cost more than 50k
oh
Finally not dead chat
If you need a decent car that you can take off the street take a sentinel xs
you can go to Los santos customs and try to put insurance then it is your car
ye totally, just got called a "dckwit" LMAOO
welcome back mate
where can i find it?
just open your map
Back
Roaming around very common car
Lmfao
level 5 flexing XD
arent those like 60k
@wintry heron I'm here
@paper nymph I'm not too sure but I yoinked mine off the street ๐
me too back, but i eating
Eating what
icecream
I need a discount on more tuner cars and the lazer ๐ค
you can own it
Cool
it should not be too expensive car
tbh has the lazer even gotten a discount before?
Is the weekly update out?
really cool
after 30mins..
Which is your favorite flavor?
if it is too expensive then you cant make it yours
chocolate
@paper nymph pc spazzed then sorry, and I just bought the penumbra but ain't too impressed pretty slow but looks clean
yes, 3 months ago
belgium chocolate
You're bland but good
want some real belgium chocolate?.. its 10 min away here
@manic quail which rank are you

chocolate is the most common and bland flavor, but it's good
try something new lol @wintry heron
I plan on buying that soon tbh when I get a 20 mil spending spree
oh
Everytime i join a heist i get fookin kicked
rank in what











