#๐โgta-discussion
1 messages ยท Page 2322 of 1
I get this ringing in my ear whenever someone mentions my name
Lol
lmfao
me?
ahh
nah nah LOLL
Imagine ignus with a machine gun
also does anyone here say goofy ahh

this is just sad if someone says it
autocorrect moment 
Weaponized Tampa has better mg
ok
Cuz 360ยฐ coverage
its in the game a weponised ignus idk if u can use machine gun tho
Weaponized ignus has missiles lock on jammer
Weaponized penis
Ignus*
LOLLLL
this is a gta chat
lo
lol
yo mazi


imagine if weponised penis exisetd
But it blows up in 1 rpg
frfr
Buffalo stx is the best lock on jammer car
Left Clicks by mistake 
Pussy will get greifered then
4 rpg with Armor plating
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
the only reason i play gta is cuz im bored and have covid
And 11 homing missiles
oh dam
ahhh
mazi is driving the weponised penis right?
dats nice g
LMFAO
cute
Has mg that is ok
๐
And slick mines
imagine the top just like shoots a plate or sum
Y e s
mazi destroying every pussy in weponised penis
strange
thats too funny
I thought of smthg weird for a second
based
Alr bye guys 
yah
fr kinda weird to
byeee
yeh
By mazi
stop
your one of the weird ones i just wanted to say

||never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you||

u r gae
?
rickroll
So the toreador got nerfed
Na
I remember getting warned with 2 points for rickroll
I assume the Nerf is coming to pc as well
rly?
Wait
yeah
Wait what
dw you are chill
Yep on e&e
@steady marten is toreador actually nerfed?
The Nerf will carry over to PC soon.
It dosent say in the rules
I have no idea
lemme see
What are the nerfs
Also the stability is weird now you flip over easily
So no unlimited boosts?
Toreador is my fav weaponized car
Maybe a bug
Did the nightshark get nerfed?
I want mk2 to be nerfed
delete mk2
I hope not, nightshark is perfectly balanced
Fucking autocorrect
They should Nerf the explosive cannons on the lazer and hydra
True
And Nerf mk2
Or delete it and give refund
Mk2 doesn't need countermeasures
If mk2 gets nerferd we might see deluxos and mk1s in the lobby
that would be interesting
Nah just remove it weapons its really good for grinding
Or just give it normal mussle tracking
Like the sparrow's missle tracking
i use deluxo mostly lol
cuz my mk2 only has missles and i need machine gun thing
Man wtf is wrong with this game i keep getting merry weather hq for my weapons in preps
idk
Bruh why nobody play the old heists
And ai should spawn it in the nearest location
Because you need 4 players
Yeah but they are still fun
And i am pretty sure that if you still play gta online then you have no friends
Why?
Because you gotta be a no life to still plzy an 8 years old game
Imagine no weapons in the mk2 ๐
Bruh thats the worst logic ive ever seen
lol I would still use that for travel
To play a game without giving a modder my ip address
Can someone link me the chat for xbox or help me with some questions as I'm planning a move from ps4 to Xbox series S
pc issues tuff
Instead we can use drive-by weapons like we do
mhm
Ye
Even for xbox one chat?
@glacial eagle scroll down channel you should have access to xbox chats
Its better than doomsday and diamond casin9
Doomsday sucks
Cayo is stupid easy
hate those who grind cayo 12 hours a day 
All the setup take too long and if one person dies tou need to do the whole thing again
And you still need a friend
Skill issue
I wouldn't say best but it's certainly the hardest
Skill issue
Why cant rockstar make something without making it way too long for no reason
Less preps
I still like diamond most
Less pain
Lots of approaches
you hate people for doing what they wanna do with there time? 
Never gets old
= less time wasted
yes

Less pain = more fun
Life is supposed to be enjoyed not make use of time
Nah it s supposed to be znjoyed in the most efficient way possible
I did
Best story
I just hate thz preps

The preps are horrible agreed
If doomsday was on story mode that would be way better
U can ????
Not that expensive
100k isn't much now tbf
Yeah
Do one payphone hit and headhunter and you made it
Difficulty is part of the enjoyment it's called thrill that comes after the difficulty
Hi back
Because ๐
Hello back
you know canides?
I know your mom
Skill issue
I actually slept with her yesterday
NOOO this bozo is back
Who
Back
Ye
i just will the gwizard is so annoying
Can someone explain to me how people play shooter games with a controller without feeling something is wrong
The only thing you do is use aim assist when in gun in controller
It takes the fun ofca gun fight away
Like here in online you could use free aim assist keep spamming the aim button you become a god
And hit anyone with perfect aim accuract
Ye
Just use free aim assist and spam aim button
Man rockstar just accepts the bare minimum like they got all money in the world and limitless talent and what you see is lazinisss every where
Even cheap knockoff games are less lazy that thiss
But I have skill issue
Make another one
alright
Hi dose anybody know where I can buy the stun gun
That is the easiest qolution
Ok
Is an agency expensive
Nah just 2 million bucks
Stfu
it didnโt work 
Not really
Make another another one
Or google a solution
how do I get 2 million bc Iโm new to the game
And another one
And you will make trillions
But you need 2 million to do cayo perico
And 2 million for a bunker located in a decent location
y
yes
i am give
free
money
if someone help my to grow
i reward them 500k
my gta downloading be done in 12h
may god have mercy on ur grammar
i am get 1m
Its already dead
You no longer can save it
God had a stroke and died reading it
Yas so good english
hi
where are you from
you name is
lol
@wintry heron
BRo
India
yup
wow
were neighbors
i am iranian
wanna do a car meet
cool
add me
socialclub acc : tahahasan585
Man the graphics in expanded and enhanced is basically the same as old gen but with way too much motion blur
more like downgrade and disappointed
Which nobody likes
Especially the motion blur
I mean what to expect its rockstar
feel bad for all those who bot the game again
in ps5
I did ;-:
they just upgraded the menu system
and called it expanded and enhanced
The harfware supports mouse and key board
But for some reason you cant use them in gta 5
ayyy that game sucks then
Question how many cars do I need to steel to unlock special ones?
Even old gen hardware supports mouse and keyboard
The mouse and key board supportvis mediocre in ps5 but decent in xbox series x
So 10 to the power of 36 or 10 to 36
Ten to the power of 36
what do i do now
Google a solution
So only 359999999999999999999999999999999999 to go thx
No
Its
9 repeated 35 times
Fake your right
But actually
Its take 32 cars
Abd they all must be warehoused
To unlock all special vehicles work
For each one you need to complete 4
I'm trying to get phantom wedge trade price is it worth it?
ooh
nope
not worth the effort
Its worth it for speedrunning cayo perico
Takes like 30cars and blows up anyways
You will use it to speed run cayo peric9
I know but should i source vehicle or earn for standard price?
How can you type fast with a phonz
Wdym
Wtf is earning it for standart price
If i complete special delivery for phantom wedge i get discount. is that discount worth it?
Nah
Buy it full price if you want to do cayo perico fast
And to speedrun cayo perico
Watch a video about how to do it
And always do longfin as your approach vehicle
Yeah I know the longfin strats
You know the rest of the strats ?
Most
Then watch a video on how to speedrun iymt
It should take you 30 mins to do so if you master speedrunning it
Stfu
what are the current 3x money jobs
Idk
And Lamar and Franklin are double money i think
Yeah that one
Short trips
30 mins for set up and heist? if so thats cap
Are double money
Its called a speedrun dumbass
Alright thanks
lmfao you aint doing it all in 30 mins im calling cap

Current wr is 20 min i belive
If you speedrun cayo perico finale it takes like 3 mins
How?
The finale is like 3 mins
What thing is it under
If you do the Cayo finale in 3 minutes, then you probably will be missing the secondary loot
With elite challenge finale take about 5-6 mins
Adversely mode?
That makes more sense
record your self getting 3 mins then
lmfao
Thanks
The world record guy got less than that
There are speedruns on yt
Yeah but the average person is gonna spend around 7-9 minutes solo in the Cayo finale
i know theres speed runs on yt dumb nut im saying i doubt he gets insane speed runs all the time
lmao
3mins isnt insane speed run
Its the average speed run pace
i cant
2:40 smith like that
Ye
Idk who youโre watching tbh
Most speedrunners get in the 3 mins range
show me a vid of you getting it in 3 mins then
since you speed run
I watch most speedrunners
lmao
Man just wztch someone else
nahhh coz im calling you out on doing everything in 30 mins
The ones that I watch get it in 3 minutes but they just skip the secondary loot
Ye
With secondary loot it should take 5 mins to 6 mins
does anyone know how to get into non greifing servers because i'm just here trying to grind businesses and then I get blown up
Or in totale 33-35 mins
No
Which isnt bad
Fr itโs crazy to do all of the preps +finale in 30 minutes
All of them ?
ahhahahahhaah i just checked the world record and its 3.33 mins
I get my cayos done within 40 minutes
Try looking up on yt public solo sessions and how to make one
yall dumb asf
Yeah thatโs what u were saying
the finale world record is 3.33 mins so you wanna prove to me you can do it in 3 mins?

You when i said 3 mins i did not mean exactly 3 mins
you said people did it in less then 3 mins
but thats not possible
lmfaooo
World record for everything in cayo perico is 18 mins
yes
and there finale was
It is posible
if it was possible somone would of done it
top speed runs in there
And the average time for speedrunning cayo perico is between 37 and 30 mins
if you really do do it in 30 mins then your in the top 35 speedruns
which i call cap

I found finale 2:54 in like 1 minute
fake
you checked the link i sent in garabage?
30 mins is top 35
Not top 35
yes
Man you cant even think
man just go click the link i sent in #๐the-garbage
a officail speed running site
sorry if im being annoying i just wanted to call this guy out on his cap
Wdym cap
I said if you master speed running it yoy can do it in 37 to 30 mins
you said 30 mins and you also said finale in 3 mins and you said people have done it fasterrr
i just wanted to correct you
if you master speedrunning it
Sup
is all
Any news about updates for pc and old consoles?
Where dose it say finale time?
Nice joke 
it dont you have to watch there vids
I already corrected it before
and look at the times
hushhhhhhh
My friend did it in 2:54
But ok
get him to put his play in speed runners then lmfao

@dim ruin Iโm just curious how long it takes you to do the whole preps along with the heist finale
Lol
So it's posible someone did it after than wr
Cause wr is 2:50
Idk
I would record one if it wasnt 3 am
cap
Cause your preps could be trash
I can link u the video 
@wintry heron hello
Hello
Sometimes in some time trials I see the world record of 28 seconds where the par time is 1 minute how can they complete it in that time?
What's wrong with her now?
If ur on pc u already know the answer
Oh yeah
Ye
Advance trick i guess brake boosting curve boosting etc
No tp on console lol , it's mostly legit
Even with that it's not possible
How many hours you have in gta?
Ok
1800
Ok
Lol my clips Been getting so much hate lately ๐ญ
Did someone summon me
Idk then
Excuse me?
Ok
Ik it was a joke
Man i enjoy killing people in video games
Real people or npcs?
Mostly npcs
๐

Lol same

Pavel always insults me for no having friends
is bunker better as mc president or ceo
Both are the smae
when is the new content coming to pc
Idk 1 ?
Never
3
Jk
how long for each treasure hunt e-mail wait
10^12 second
i donโt see the email yet
Alright thanks
could deleting and reinstalling gta fix the career builder not showing up?
Google a solution
it wonโt show up
You used to play in PS4?
My interaction menu wonโt open
no
Just started on ps5
ima try reinstalling
HI
I chabge my mind the point of a human's life is contributing to humanity's quest of understanding the universe
Don't care didn't ask plus you're a human
Is the Chameleon paint available on ps4?
No
Nope
Damit
Ik i am human
if this doesnโt work ima just do treasure hunts
Someone is saying they nerfed torredor in ene ps5??
They nerfed the wrong thing then
This next gen update makes no sense. you character gets deleted if you decides to transfer from the old gen. once you do that, you can't even play with your friends on the old version. there is not even crossplay on this game: give me one Reason to transfer my character!!
Should have been mk2
Yah man sucks
Man gta online is still in ps2 era
When cross play didnt exist
u still here mazi 
You re username reminds me of something
its unique
That i cant say here
I came back after studying
Ahh
Physics 
๐
Commonly said 
Physics is cool and all until you study quantum field theory
True
But I dont have quantum physics yet
I keep getting shit targets ๐ญ
Butvquantum field theory is still fun
ahhhh
Compared to some other stuff
science guy
Sus pfp
Why cqnt you sell pegasus vehicles
lol
Idk
1 hour
Till it reaches quarter
Can I just buy the bunker without a ceo office or mc clubhouse
no
Alright thanks
no my g you need to buy gta 6 first
Np even tho idk if u can

Pc gtav caused me to get swatted with all the hackers and shi
thanks
my career builder wonโt show up on a new character so im just gonna grind for the money back if it doesnโt show up
Laptops are a mini hydrogen bomb in your house
U on ps5? Then u should already have bunker cuz r* made me buy it
Gave 4m just to spend
Yeah you have to get a bunker if you pick gunrunner and exec I think
I got exec so im tryna restart the career builder
do I need a social club account at all
only gun runner
Honestly you just need to suck r* off and youโll get a free 100 mil just saying
Just realised that the insergent pickup custom is as fast as the chrome mobile
lmao
wise choice
Shark cards are for kids
plus all the treasure hunts should get be like 700k right
Yo
plus if I do the time trial i csn get 250k
Is there anyone who could help me with my heist
I can then buy the bunker and a mc clubhouse if career builder is still not showing up
Can you do the cayo replay glitch on next gen
โฆ.
Go to lfg channel

i assume I donโt after looking at the things for it
ok @pine bridge
ok @pine bridge
Yes
Thank you
The tube racing

i just saw it in a video once
Wow
so Iโve been waiting to try it
wat u thinkin 
Abt a sรจxtoy ofc


Something that isnt whqt you are thinking
๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ
can ceo associates get money from helping thr ceo?
yah
awesome thank you
Icemans forehead ๐
y u guys talking abt sextoys ๐คจ
Yes
For physics exam
understandable ๐
He will eventually die
๐ง
That's messed up xd
๐ง
yo mazi whatt ๐คจ
Yep
I mean iceman must be packin tht
Bored

๐
nah I've developed immunity to low temperatures
U not used that mint body wash before you wonโt be immune to that fs
I use meters B)
is there any good way to transport the APC? I mean with something like a cargobob, when I try it's to heavy and I can't get it off the ground. Is there any way to make the APC lighter or make the cargobob better?
Or just something else I can use to transport it
Avenger?
somebody yoinked my avenger now I gotta wait 5 mins
Lmao
I don't understand this guy, first he rams me in a jet and blow himself up, then same thing with a heli, steals my avenger, gets kicked out, died. Then he tries to shoot me, I'm in a tank
I have a question i got the criminal enterprise or som and got a free bunker
in peto
paleto
i just boight. a upg but i heard its the worst location
so what do i do
and he blew it up
staff or equipment upgrade for bunker first - which one?
they are the same, what ever is cheaper :)
if i get. a new bunker location will my upg from the old one stay
Pyro or starling (for dog fighting)
Switch it and buy chumash bunker cuz its hard selling supplies from tha top of the map
btw the avenger works amazing for transporting the apc <3
Armored Personnel Carrier
im gonna do one and switch my bunker location rn
is that for bunker buisness
i just started it in paleto caus r i got the bunker for fre
Is cayo good for rp
I donโt think
Hello everyone! I need help from serious and experienced players to take on the Diamond Casino heist in stealth. Is anyone available right now?
Whatโs the best option for rp Iโm tryna level up my new character
And donโt say missions
what missions
I have been doing cayo for cash and getting no rp
So quick question, itโs about Cayo I have a 4-5 gold 2 paintings , how many people would I want to help me?
Yah
Um I think that would probably be best
Then the other person get the rest of gold and painting
Ok thx
Special cargo
Or just do whatever is on 2x rp this week
yea iv been trying that but no one doing them
suprised they wouldent be a lot of people doing them sense so many people have just started a new account on ps5 instead of migrating
Grief people
Jkjk
true
Dont do tht
lmao
Thanks for the suggestion
Iโm gonna go grief cargo now
And text people 1-0
And lzzzzzzz
Dont forget to change your name to IIIIIIIII
Oh yea I going too change it right now to 1-LzzzzIIIIIIIIIIILzzzIIIIII0
Yep
Anyone here from the uk with a series s need to ask u smt
Iโm not from the UK but I might can help you
Why canโt i get the E&E UPDATE
Should I get an armored car or buy the sub to do the perico heist?
It's not an update
It's a separate game
Even though it's the same fucking thing
How do i buy it the
Go to the store
Then Iโve looked in store
Xbox store
Itโs not there
what xbox you got
should be in the store
Isnโt there for me
Lmfao
What do i search to try find it
How
With your phone? Or whatever your texting on
Ik but there isnโt a camera option
Anyway to lower my avenger down when it's in the air and in auto pilot?
No
Nope
Came out almost a year ago
So i deleted my character that i had used the career builder on and i want to use the career builder again so i am redownloading the game will it work?
and i didnt mean to delete my character
its just my friends are stupid
Then how did you delete it
Your name is a disgrace
my friends are at my house
yes i know
Kill them
Strip them of their flesh and consume their bodies
It is the only way
Eh that works, then how get rid of evidence?
hide them in the attic
The remains will rot and the stench will chip away at your sanity
Hmmm itโs abit crowded up there I got like 700 kids
How do you kill them tho?
okay but if i redownload the game can I use the career builder again
Yeah
high power nerf gun or pocket knife
Ok then u gotta eat it after
i would rather just punch them and make their parents disown them

not even close
Is the bunker career better than the executive career because im not really sure?
Ainโt a threat if you acctualy do it now is it? Itโs just a promise
ps5?
ok
Hey
my new name is better than my old name
Eh~_~
if you dont watch tgg to waste time your not a legend
๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
"to waste time" 
yes๐
I wanna make a crew that helps others, composed with kind and mature souls
intriguing proposition
the fact that you find my comment intriguing is intriguing to me
Are you interested by that intriguing proposition?
yall how do i change my 'entrance' or whatever its called to the drainage tunnel in cayo
it would be incredibly hard to create such a group, but it would be nice to be a part of it
it very much depends
can anyone help me?
ah ok
dear sir, have you scoped out the drainage tunnel already on the spectacular island of Cayo Perico yet?
I don't think so
well then
i'm new and bad

if i find the drianage tunnel will it appear on my submarine board?
you first must scope the drainage tunnel out, and then you'll have the option to set it as your entrance point
ohh ok thanks
indeed it shall
appreciate it
if you need help with the preps just ask
sounds good thanks ๐
You seem like a helpful soul yourself
I can help if you want the assistance
it's fine i spent like half of my day grinding preps ๐
i appreciate your help tho
I think you should join my crew
I'm still a new player myself and my first 30 levels were very confusing
me?
Yeah
np, if you ever need help or anything, just dm me and I'll try to help
are you on PC?
Yes
Ok my ign is the same name as my discord one
What do u need to know about my project? You said it very much depends
No result
hmm
what's yours I'll request it myself
anybody need help with a heist?
What do I do when my xbox series s controller blinks twice and turns off
So is the cool cyclone better than the s95
Wait is it coming to ps4 or is it only for ps5
only ps5 and xbox series x/s
Will it ever come to ps4
probably not
Damn
but you never know
no prob never
Expanded and enhanced kina looks like a mod on lowest brightness and night time
lol
how much does the coke lockup pays now on ps5
@strong raven
lmao
they didnt let me transfer my character so i need to restart everything over level 0 with 0 dollars
stop calling me names
your weird
I think like 30% more
yeah because you're a glitcher clown @wintry heron fuck outta here
lmao its not even a glitch
good, I have 5 accounts level 300+ with hundreds of millions legit
stay mad glitcher scum
i just want help from others
you deserved to lose your account
i didnt lost it
lmao
get the fuck way from here calling me name
tgg mentioned that now it pays more than the bunker
Supp
lost your progress bc you're glitching
hi
dude literally spams every single lfg asking about glitches
i didnt lost it
lmao
i didnt transfer it
Yea I think it pays 500k
How are yall doing?
fine you
Good good
wtf they increased coke payout
looking for something that level up alot
Yea it pays like 500k now
this at dude is like 10 years old
who knows anything that level up alot
mommy shouldnt have bought him gta
im 17 ๐
i buy my own stuffs
and got a ps5
get away with ur broke ass
ah maybe he meant that if you sell coke twice you will get more than the bunker in less time
Average playstation conversation
ur so fucking weird
i dont sell drugs
i do crypto bitcoins and nft
ur so irrelevant
clown
almost 2 years ago
in too late with way too little
Why are you saying that as a flex ๐ญ
Maybe but 1 sec I'll look it up for u
So?
this kid is also a moonboy
He glitched in a videogame, you're the one making a big deal out of it
surprised he doesn't start dropping his nft scammer discord link
mods need to ban this clown
he beg for money and glitches in every lfg
dont cry
boo boo
do you even KNOW why this server is anti-glitch?
We all have our own lives
because of ME
Get on with them
I single-handedly made it anti-glitch very early in its inception
i didnt ask
before mk2, on the old server, I complained to themods about glitching, TGG requested to speak directly to me
and dont care
I piss on your name @strong raven
๐
Holy fuck this guy can't be serious
i aint even said shit on you
dumb ass
u the one who started talking to me
i aint know your random ass
this aint your server
ur irrelevant
stay quiet
"disrespect my legacy" I CANT
๐
I will do 10 cayos back to back







