#🚔┃gta-discussion
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I can't don't feel like getting ban on the first 5 minutes
bro hola is japan
Haven’t done anything
Remove the space in the middle of the @ and T
No
Bruh
Yes
I read the rules and forgot them already
This went to gta discussion to sussy among us man
amogus
NU
Reject humanity
Return to monke
Didn’t know @wintry heron was VERY very nice
i am not impotsa i can explain
From zambo
Well i changed my mind

Lol
tf
Hey guys
wdat a are u sdaying
I have a question
Sup welcome
I'm just wondering if asking about cars cosmetic glitches is ok?
I know we aren’t supposed to ask about glitches but I was hoping that doesn’t include cosmetic glitches 🥲
uk owner and me go way back
🧢
Glitches aren't really allow in general
God save the queen
Alright I see 🥲
ok

When a pregnant woman swims she becomes a human submarine
chutiya logo
tf?

Your on to something
i love womens who hold baloons
I love clowns who hold red ballons
Wanna know why you can't trust stairs
I see ur a tiktok fan
no
There goes that pun
@arctic pond my friend told me sorry I don't really watch tiptoe anymore
Tiktok
its mostly cringed
ikr
I don’t even watch tiktok I barely open it once in a month 😂
Wrench deez nutz
Ayo you ok
Funny fact i built this during quarantine
ticktok banned in india
Ah yes mastery of stuffs
Nice
tiktok is like reddit on psychodelics

Hm gn
i mean to watch it what drugs do you have to be on just to watch it
How the hell do I still see cringy Indian TikTok’s 😭😂😂 (sorry if it’s racist I don’t mean it in a racist way)
Are goats horny?
ikr
its so fucking cringe
@upbeat salmon bro
Ummm I can’t answer yes and I can’t answer no I’m fucked
EH
im so fucking confused what is going on
????
wrong server
What washes up on tiny beaches
Man how are u not banned yet 😂
been there done that
dont ban me pls
I’m really waiting for the plot twist
Here
I’m not even a mod I told u I just joined yesterday 😂
its funny how long my battery lasts
@arctic pond you want the pun or the other
Or the other what ? 🤡
Why do we exist just to pay taxes
bro i meant peace is better then war
Im literally going on two days and my phone hasnt died
@arctic pond trash :/
I didn’t expect that
How do I cancel the human life membership?
@arctic pond I was supposed to say microwave but noooooo
I really really hope this isn’t too dark for this server but the answer is (rope)
Bruh 😂
Cool i’ll do it now
Im just gonna be hanging around
Man's about to do a dissappear act
Ur gonna put me in a lot of trouble here
Just hang in there
oh god
Found a rope
wats ur age
AYOOOOO
Now time to start hanging out
Bruh
21 turning on 22 in three weeks
Wtf did I do to myself
@wintry heron -5
?
Omg I’m fucked
but my birthdays are a cursed days
0-0
@gleaming plover bro what's up
?
@arctic pond there hanging out
I’m 18 in 3 months 💪💪
Yeah and im a heavy smoker so yea..
-_

BRO
Bruhhhhhhhh fml
TF
I started smoking when it was 18
It
O-O
That's no good good
three words F the Feds
Yo @upbeat salmon u there ??
I’m pretty sure I just got myself 3 years in jail
If not more
@gleaming plover we are internet
😐
My name is due to a PMC within a GTA crew that got disbanded
will you be able to play with players from old gen?
thats 2 words and 1 letter
Yeah I think so
@gleaming plover that's tough

Well I mean to say fuck but
lmao i know im just playing
lmao same dw dw
who
im high key high asf tho
@gleaming plover U started smoking at 18 .. i drank vodka when i was 7
cool 😎 😎
russia
RUSSIA
I smoked weed even younger
nice
What's up with weed now
lul its no comp if you was drinking at 7 im sorry but its early death for youuu
@wintry heron i will drink vodka
HAHA
I LUV It
ur liver dont
ehh
ill exchange it
WAIT
U MEAN
dude
u made me sus
-_
fr say hi to juice wrld for me
lmao
tf
Ima go play some gta or something I feel like I'm in the cool kids table
ukraine must be loved
hes saying your stupid asf for drinking at 7 your liver isnt even fully gown and developed at that age
shut up
I literally told my doctor this: If im laying up in a bed with cancer do the most unethical thing to end my suffering
tf
Yo im back
YO
That took a while
but eh
bozos
if i had a time in when i would die id get so high on all the drugs i never tried lmao
@gleaming plover job?
That’s a weird way to finish off your life
None collecting my girlfriends VA fund
death scares me alottttttt
o-o
if im high i wont even know im dieeeing
i guess he wants to be in that juice wrld concert
Thats why i dont have good birthdays
Cause we shared the same birthday
Bruh
@gleaming plover i want to say something i dont want to offend anyone or anythings . i am not beeing racist ,, not beeing sexiest ,, i want to say pls take as a informative thing .... I AM NOt beeing one sided or beeing racist to asia or earth pls dont roast me .. listen i wanted to say is I forgot what to say ;
@gleaming plover i want to say something i dont want to offend anyone or anythings . i am not beeing racist ,, not beeing sexiest ,, i want to say pls take as a informative thing .... I AM NOt beeing one sided or beeing racist to asia or earth pls dont roast me .. listen i wanted to say is I forgot what to say ;
@gleaming plover i want to say something i dont want to offend anyone or anythings . i am not beeing racist ,, not beeing sexiest ,, i want to say pls take as a informative thing .... I AM NOt beeing one sided or beeing racist to asia or earth pls dont roast me .. listen i wanted to say is I forgot what to say ;
.-.
Imagine tryna frame me lol
Ik im just high so everything is weird
So how's everyone's day been?
Fuck is it already wensday
Can u drive?
dude join vc
I can but my exhaust is fucked
Does getting high really relaxe you I heard it does I tried a little didn't feel it
I see
It does but it makes you have the munchies afterwards
or whitie if you dont know when to stopp
which is a big thing when you dont have food .-.
number 1 cause of a whitie
your bodys matablism speeds up when stoned
so when you dont eat
it eats at your fat to fast 🙂
which makes you sick
Is that spectator mode glitch fixed yet ?
What glitch?
A bug to be specific
Which send you to spectator mode
While u are doing some job or just hanging around in freemode
oh never happened to me it sounds annoying
It is
I currently have 754k what should I save up for? (I only have ceo office small warehouse and facility)
Kosatka
Ty
Np
can help me with casino?
I'm not good with the hacks but I am a fast grabber
ok fine talk in dm's
How many short trip missions @ Record A are there?
i trapped some guy in a clothing store 
My friend got mad at me lmao
Yo is that a game error or someone janking my mission that “host used spectate” error
Couldn’t do a god dam heist tried three times
can you transfer console gta account to pc?
@waxen field
There's A Temp Solution Search On Youtube
Dk
I mean you should but that ruined the fun you know
like you get redirected as a spectator in another session?
ye
Yes by a spoofed account I think
latest in #📣┃gta-weekly-news
theres a temp script file solution
youll not get banned its not against guidelines of rockstar
i wasnt sure if someone was screwing over the session or if the game was buggered up
makes sense
yea just get that file and youre set
no
Yo
ded server
no u
hope the update tomorrow is better
wut
the weekly gta update you dumb?
Oh yeah
Guys is the toreador worth the money??
yeah if you feel like spending 20k each time you accidentally blow it up
i did it so many times i dont even use it anymore Its in my garage and i dont even touch it xD
Lol ur noob driver
i would say save for the vigilante due to the windows being small and being protected from small arms fire and not being shot in the head from behind
I rarely drive in GTA at all mostly im in the air dog fighting
Hm
That's y u blow it up so often
diffrence between the two: Vigilante (you have to buy the missiles and their capped) But can be used in heists toreador: (Unlimited missiles) heists for this one unknown
Btw vigilante handling is not good as compared to toreador
Toreador can be used in some preps
I mean choose what ever I use the vigilante to get away from griefers
Ig heist also
Its depends on your playstyle
Vigilante also have unlimited missiles ig
anyways i gotta dip my phone is finally dying
after 25 hours on a 100% charge "iphone 13 pro max if that answers your question on how the hell my phone lasted so long xd"
anyways cya
Hm
Im not buying gta expanded and enhanced if it’s costing me more money
It's ur choice
Um I can’t open the menu
lol i was playing gtaguessr and got a picture that u can see a opressor mkII and buzzard in the background LOL
Is the spextator glitch fixed yet
yo what does lfl mean
Lfg= looking for group
Saving failed - Unable to connect to the Rockstar game services
Anyone else having this same issue?
It's a normal issue
It will connect to r* server then ur cloud save will be saved
It's not a issue u should worry about
I paid 25k for Cayo setup and went to velum then it said the session was terminated. Joined a new invite only session and it asked me to pay 25k again. So i was thought if it was a big issue or not. Thanks man
Ur last session 25k will be in ur bank
go to style, change ur outfits, should work
works for m
me
when that happens
Are you unkillable if your on your yacht in defensive mode?
Hiya. I'm level 31 now and thought I'd finally go and chat with Lester. Is this the channel I may ask about a quest not progressing, please? I don't want to say any spoilers if not.
yeah
Anyone wanna do bumper trucks?
Yeah i dunno abt orbital strike but apart from that nothing can kill u
Anyone wanna do trucks sumo
I don't know man, as a pc player, I don't care what you are doing, because we have to dead with God mods
Deal*
It’s cross play now tho 👀
Anyone wanna do bumper trucks? It’s like sumo
You can still get sniped
Any better way to earn money than vip missions?
Cayo
Selling business stock
Im saving for kosatka
Heist
Im at 1.3M rn
Cayo perico heist 15% cut btw did the armour and attack helicopters full disruption if interested dm me
ID 0_DarKnight_0
In need of experienced player
*15%
Sparrow missiles don’t get blocked
Orbital Canon too
Apparently guided missiles can’t get through now
When the sparrow is too close it just can’t shoot
But they won’t get shot down
They can just fly a bit further and then shoot you with missiles
3 mfs really tried to get up on me
1-0 25-5 and the other guy i couldnt kill

mhm
him and his friend went on a mk2
so i had to hop out of my jet and grab a mk2 aswell
1-0 and 25-5 is what they got 
i've been itching for a fight 
he immediately left his friend as i kept killing him over and over again
I wanna know how a try hard will react if you use their tactics

depends
they get mad most of the time
One of the tactics is killing yourself
That will be funny
oh man
you should check asia servers
if theres no modders then theres certainly wannabes on a jet or a mk2
find naughty people then 
Man i hate the prison break
Will GTA players on PS5 E&E play in same lobbies as PS4 players? Strugging to find a clear answer on this. Thanks all.
Yes
Confident answer there Josh. Nice one! Cheers.
Np man
True
The sky
No its the ceiling

ahhhhh remember me of iceman
@supple fractal
😩 😩 😩 😩
Are you iceman?
no
If you are explain what the heck does ice man mean

me 
I am a man
Understandable have a great day
that eats ice
luls
Uh what’s your size?
didnt know that
Im a girl then
what
ok, that's fine
whats wrong with eating icecream 
yes its obvioud 
right?
so who wants this sjw fade?
Has anyone tried Sifu?
You tried Shut The Frick Up?
just fine thanks for asking
how polite of him
Yessire
in order for one to bait someone into saying something stupid, one cannot consider stfu as an option
No i am 14
no because i have no expectations
-_-
What should i buy with 3.3mil
50 faggio mods
😿
Fully upgraded
whats gonna happen 
E and E
oh boy
S&S will release
lets f GOOO
any updates for pc related to it?
GTA 5 Definitive Edition
No
😹 😹
🙏 😿
the expanded shit
gta 5 free money round for ps5 and xbox iphone x/s
Its just better graphics with more glitches
yea
cyberpunk 2 ig
ayy cyberpunk is much better now
pay up bitches, new gen console means new money
not even comes close to r* titles today
yessir
but....
it has come a year till we got da game fix
cockstar gaymz are arseholes bro
so....
money begging beaches
F
ps5 will be only good for games like marvel spiderman and all
I watch so many Facts And Glitches video
Wolverine
DarkViper AU Fan?
Screw anyone who think micheal is in witness protection
r u dviper fan?
No i am a Australian fan
god bless their souls
then u wud know a fictional character was in Witness Protection
any of em
luls darkviper au keep uploading his sm speedrun vids now the darkviper au clips kinda ded
like fr
clips chanel dead ah?
f
yehh
whatup Mody
like he keeps uploading the "funny speedrun" moment
which i dont find it funny
f
Why not
dead game
Lol
this gorilla bot is gay bro
Ded chat
No one replied
Hm
so many people complain about gta here and then go play it 5 minutes after they're done ranting
they prolly wud have agreed game is dead
oh btw anyone saw the latest batman moview
You disingenuous dense motherfu**** obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes
they probably would've moved onto another game
ooooh shit runnnn
yep
vice city is my fav
vice city, get your ps2 back from the pawn shop
i play on pc 🥺
Mine is vice city stories
woww nice
So much good memories playing it
nop
Question
So I’m planning to get a new agency office to replace my current one. I also have the garage full of cars and I want them moved there as well. How do I go about doing this, and will I have to buy all the renovations/additions again? What’s the moving process for cars? Do I move them all to a different garage before buying the new agency office? Or will they get automatically get transported to the new location?
Ok that’s more than 1 question but yeah
When it came out or smth
wdym

yah ig all ur vehicles will transfer to ur new agency i think
No it will delete all of it
I don’t wanna risk things

What is the best way to get rep? Dont care about money i have enough but i am only lvl 90 and i wanna get higher
It should transfer if not then contact cockstar
Where did that scene come from?
Ballstar
idk it from breaking bad of course
I know its from breaking bad but what episode?
I dont watch that show lol
Rockstar will solve that issue though, (maybe u can get a extra 200k by saying oh I lost 1 car worth 200k)
No they wont
They will give you this instead
🖕
im not recommend it for those who wants the fast and bad ass all the time show
lmfao

Idk why I bought the agency lmfao it's useless
Imani tech?
Meh it's too much work for 1 mil
or sum shit
yah
It’s a great garage, modshop and Imani tech
Imani tech is cool and all
but hey we all rich ig
But not worth 3mil honestly
Is it cut to each other player?
Idk
I bought it did some missions and neve touched it again
I just go there to pet chop
Lol
How much is it
Anyone else get chop sleeping next to them on their bed when they spawn?
15k
this week like 127500
Ooo
guys
I'd rather do a Cayo with the people from lfg channel for around 20-25%
I mean 20 isn't that hard to find
Occasionally you might find a 30-50
But never 85%
guys
So greedy of them
No
guys
No
What
Yes
whut
i give 85 cut all the time
dont care bout moni
like grind suck ass of course
Buy every vehicle
g u y s
When I have like 10-15mil and don't need more I just give 85 to random 29-100 levels
N O
G U Y S
S T F U
n o
Spit it out or I'm gonna take your spinal cord and eat it
n o
Give me your location so i can shove a baseball bat up your butt
luls
Gif fail
n o o o o o
I have proof
Yes yes yes
n o

This makes me lose 50 braincells
yes
Yes
yessir
My braincell count is -29283829 rn
y e s
9 + 5 =10 - 6 = 4 x 5 = 100
This isn't math class
9+5=10 💀
O.o
4×5=100 💀
+900 = 7
10+9=109
G u y s
wtf u want
Guys i have been asking in lfg and nobody is responding
I really need help hiding this stupid body
Florida and texas are just a new level of bad
Go to 34 parkers grove theres a good allyway where you can cook it up and eat the corpse
Its already rotten and it stinks
Don't care didn't ask
Thats where the flavour comes from
The more rotten the more tastier
hA
And the body is heavy af
Duct tape
Bonesaw
hide the evidence
I just strangled a nikocado wannabe
fire
Water
Oh , then uh put duct tape on their belly
Flex tape specifically
Then eat it
poop on it
Body is still here
In the background noise of one of nikocados videos you can hear someone screaming and the video he posted after it he announced someone in his aptment complex got stabbed to death
Why?
💀
Him and his friend are just eating shit while someone got stabbed on the floor above 💀
Take pics of the body
A selfie or two never hutt
Unless the police sees them
But they have pretty bad AI so ul be fine
Is it really worth buying a nightshark? My mate keeps telling me to but i mainly use my deluxeo and if i really need an armored car i have the duke O death
But idrk how good the duke o death is armor wise
I have one pretty good if u want to be protected
Aight
Plus it can tank 20 sum rockets I think
I acc need to check how many rockets the duke can take
Like 4-6 I think
Probs
WHo want free game pass
wym
MhMmMmMmmmMmMmMm
Yo i finally hid the body
Niceeee
Finding a dead animal is the hardest part
Where 📝📸🎙
hm?
Hey zambo
?
So you have 9 firearms on you 🤔
An acomplice
Wont be convicted for murder anytime soon
You were already carrying 5 firearms
Best ending
I give free game pass
Just give me cash instead
Btw im screenshoting your methods so i can remember it
Oh no
I realized i left a witness
Give us all nitro
I’ll be back
U dont understand
I heard that zambo called u stinky so they shoyldnt get it
Like
Nitro? 
I have nitro and they give me a free 2 month gamr paqs
Imagine having a similar name to me
What
My hand wont stop bleeding
Our names are no where near close to being similar lmao
Gamer struggled
My irl name
Im bored
Hor horhorhor Hor horhorhor DI DIDIDIDIDI DI DIDIDIDIDI DI DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI
?
Same
Who
Me
@glacial pilot
WoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOw
Yes?
U on ps?
Ye
Wanna play?
Im back
Sure, not rn tho
Had to hide another body
Cuz I'm in college
U litterally remind me of mynus
DM me your Psn and I'll add you
luls
ballstorture
That name is burnt into my memory
Ceiling
Well the body is less lighter than the other one at least
Im getting 20 years of jail time if i get caught
Study the exam
I’m in school outside the hall
Study more
it’s a mock
just bail
it’s the exam that decides if I get into college
tried covid
Nvm
Bro study the darn test
Review yourself
cheat
can’t
Test yourself
They take all ur stuff before u enter
pretend ur sick
Put the cheat paper inside your undies
LMAO
just go to the front to tell them ur gonna fail
wish i had covid
Or put a microchip connected inside your brain
nah but fr u don’t know any stats or mechanics
That contains all the information
call ur mom or dad to tell them u got suspended
u can’t man this is official official test
like what do u have in America
SATS
idk
Fine us
Part of america
it is in America asw
But not in america
Windowless room
no bathroom
it’s before lunch
I’m on my lunch break rn
I’ve got the test in 10mins
Not that stealth
The other stealt
Stealth
Sneak thru then go to exit
Or just run thru the school
Then exit
Boom
1m dollars
Ok

sync


Guys, I had an awesome idea. What about a car meet in a yatch?
Hmmmm

no
Totally not level 55
i like how the mf broke a rule 3 minutes after joining the server
i can do better
imma make an alt rq
Joke mods pls no ban
p o p o r n
Why is there glue in my undies

What rank
🥵
lulsss









