#🚔┃gta-discussion

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upbeat salmon
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Do it

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I dare you

odd solstice
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I can't don't feel like getting ban on the first 5 minutes

wintry heron
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bro hola is japan

wintry heron
upbeat salmon
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Remove the space in the middle of the @ and T

wintry heron
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No

odd solstice
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Bruh

upbeat salmon
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Yes

wintry heron
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y

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should i

odd solstice
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I read the rules and forgot them already

wintry heron
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@dull ibex

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WOT

upbeat salmon
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When the imposter is S U S

odd solstice
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This went to gta discussion to sussy among us man

upbeat salmon
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amogus

wintry heron
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NU

upbeat salmon
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Reject humanity
Return to monke

wintry heron
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Didn’t know @wintry heron was VERY very nice

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i am not impotsa i can explain

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From zambo

upbeat salmon
odd solstice
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Lol

wintry heron
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Didn’t know @wintry heron was VERY very cringe

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@.TGG

wintry heron
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tf

upbeat salmon
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You

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Are

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Dead

arctic pond
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Hey guys

wintry heron
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wdat a are u sdaying

arctic pond
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I have a question

odd solstice
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Sup welcome

arctic pond
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I'm just wondering if asking about cars cosmetic glitches is ok?

upbeat salmon
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No

arctic pond
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I know we aren’t supposed to ask about glitches but I was hoping that doesn’t include cosmetic glitches 🥲

wintry heron
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uk owner and me go way back

upbeat salmon
odd solstice
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Glitches aren't really allow in general

wintry heron
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@dull ibex.8308.

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nu

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o0o'

upbeat salmon
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God save the queen

arctic pond
cunning rover
cunning rover
odd solstice
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When a pregnant woman swims she becomes a human submarine

wintry heron
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chutiya logo

upbeat salmon
cunning rover
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Your on to something

odd solstice
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Idk anymore

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Why is call shipment in a car but cargo on a ship

wintry heron
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i love womens who hold baloons

upbeat salmon
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I love clowns who hold red ballons

odd solstice
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Wanna know why you can't trust stairs

arctic pond
upbeat salmon
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no

odd solstice
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There goes that pun

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@arctic pond my friend told me sorry I don't really watch tiptoe anymore

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Tiktok

gleaming plover
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its mostly cringed

wintry heron
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ikr

arctic pond
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I don’t even watch tiktok I barely open it once in a month 😂

upbeat salmon
wintry heron
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its banned here

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lol

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😉

odd solstice
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Ayo you ok

gleaming plover
wintry heron
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ticktok banned in india

upbeat salmon
odd solstice
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Nice

gleaming plover
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tiktok is like reddit on psychodelics

upbeat salmon
loud knot
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Hm gn

gleaming plover
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i mean to watch it what drugs do you have to be on just to watch it

arctic pond
upbeat salmon
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Are goats horny?

odd solstice
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@upbeat salmon bro

gleaming plover
upbeat salmon
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EH

arctic pond
upbeat salmon
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EH

gleaming plover
arctic pond
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????

wintry heron
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wrong server

odd solstice
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What washes up on tiny beaches

arctic pond
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Man how are u not banned yet 😂

gleaming plover
wintry heron
arctic pond
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Here

arctic pond
wintry heron
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brom

gleaming plover
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its funny how long my battery lasts

odd solstice
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@arctic pond you want the pun or the other

arctic pond
upbeat salmon
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Why do we exist just to pay taxes

wintry heron
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bro i meant peace is better then war

gleaming plover
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Im literally going on two days and my phone hasnt died

odd solstice
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@arctic pond trash :/

arctic pond
upbeat salmon
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How do I cancel the human life membership?

wintry heron
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i am vhatting in 3 servers

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its so confusing

odd solstice
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@arctic pond I was supposed to say microwave but noooooo

arctic pond
arctic pond
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Yao chill

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Ayo

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Relax

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Bruh I’m jk

upbeat salmon
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Im just gonna be hanging around

odd solstice
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Man's about to do a dissappear act

arctic pond
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Ur gonna put me in a lot of trouble here

upbeat salmon
wintry heron
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oh god

arctic pond
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Good pun

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😂

upbeat salmon
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Found a rope

wintry heron
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wats ur age

arctic pond
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AYOOOOO

upbeat salmon
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Now time to start hanging out

arctic pond
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Bruh

gleaming plover
arctic pond
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Wtf did I do to myself

odd solstice
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@wintry heron -5

wintry heron
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?

arctic pond
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Omg I’m fucked

gleaming plover
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but my birthdays are a cursed days

wintry heron
odd solstice
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@gleaming plover bro what's up

arctic pond
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So why did @upbeat salmon actually disappear

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🤡🤡🤡

gleaming plover
wintry heron
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ur 7 years older then me

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tf

odd solstice
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@arctic pond there hanging out

arctic pond
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I’m 18 in 3 months 💪💪

gleaming plover
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Yeah and im a heavy smoker so yea..

wintry heron
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-_

odd solstice
wintry heron
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BRO

arctic pond
wintry heron
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TF

gleaming plover
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I started smoking when it was 18

muted frost
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It

wintry heron
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O-O

odd solstice
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That's no good good

gleaming plover
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three words F the Feds

arctic pond
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Yo @upbeat salmon u there ??

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I’m pretty sure I just got myself 3 years in jail

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If not more

odd solstice
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@gleaming plover we are internet

arctic pond
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😐

gleaming plover
wintry heron
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will you be able to play with players from old gen?

topaz ridge
arctic pond
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Yeah I think so

odd solstice
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@gleaming plover that's tough

topaz ridge
gleaming plover
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Well I mean to say fuck but

topaz ridge
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lmao i know im just playing

gleaming plover
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Heh

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Im kinda lowkey high af rn

topaz ridge
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lmao same dw dw

wintry heron
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who

topaz ridge
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im high key high asf tho

wintry heron
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@gleaming plover U started smoking at 18 .. i drank vodka when i was 7

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cool 😎 😎

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russia

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RUSSIA

gleaming plover
wintry heron
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nice

odd solstice
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What's up with weed now

wintry heron
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i am 15 now

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in russia vodka drinks you

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this suscks

topaz ridge
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lul its no comp if you was drinking at 7 im sorry but its early death for youuu

wintry heron
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@wintry heron i will drink vodka

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HAHA

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I LUV It

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ur liver dont

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ehh

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ill exchange it

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WAIT

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U MEAN

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dude

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u made me sus

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-_

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fr say hi to juice wrld for me

topaz ridge
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lmao

wintry heron
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tf

odd solstice
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Ima go play some gta or something I feel like I'm in the cool kids table

wintry heron
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ukraine must be loved

topaz ridge
# wintry heron tf

hes saying your stupid asf for drinking at 7 your liver isnt even fully gown and developed at that age

topaz ridge
wintry heron
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LOVED

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dude

gleaming plover
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I literally told my doctor this: If im laying up in a bed with cancer do the most unethical thing to end my suffering

wintry heron
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tf

upbeat salmon
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Yo im back

wintry heron
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YO

upbeat salmon
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That took a while

wintry heron
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@upbeat salmon Hi!!

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:

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ukraine

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🙂

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ukraine

gleaming plover
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but eh

wintry heron
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bozos

topaz ridge
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if i had a time in when i would die id get so high on all the drugs i never tried lmao

gleaming plover
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lol

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same

wintry heron
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@gleaming plover job?

upbeat salmon
gleaming plover
topaz ridge
wintry heron
topaz ridge
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if im high i wont even know im dieeeing

wintry heron
gleaming plover
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Cause we shared the same birthday

wintry heron
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@gleaming plover i want to say something i dont want to offend anyone or anythings . i am not beeing racist ,, not beeing sexiest ,, i want to say pls take as a informative thing .... I AM NOt beeing one sided or beeing racist to asia or earth pls dont roast me .. listen i wanted to say is I forgot what to say ;

topaz ridge
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@gleaming plover i want to say something i dont want to offend anyone or anythings . i am not beeing racist ,, not beeing sexiest ,, i want to say pls take as a informative thing .... I AM NOt beeing one sided or beeing racist to asia or earth pls dont roast me .. listen i wanted to say is I forgot what to say ;

wintry heron
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imagine if someone read that

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0>

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?

upbeat salmon
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@gleaming plover i want to say something i dont want to offend anyone or anythings . i am not beeing racist ,, not beeing sexiest ,, i want to say pls take as a informative thing .... I AM NOt beeing one sided or beeing racist to asia or earth pls dont roast me .. listen i wanted to say is I forgot what to say ;

gleaming plover
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.-.

wintry heron
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TF

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lol

gleaming plover
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Imagine tryna frame me lol

wintry heron
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tf

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its a fookin joke

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Blooody

gleaming plover
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Ik im just high so everything is weird

cunning rover
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So how's everyone's day been?

gleaming plover
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Fuck is it already wensday

muted frost
wintry heron
gleaming plover
cunning rover
muted frost
gleaming plover
topaz ridge
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or whitie if you dont know when to stopp

gleaming plover
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which is a big thing when you dont have food .-.

topaz ridge
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your bodys matablism speeds up when stoned

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so when you dont eat

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it eats at your fat to fast 🙂

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which makes you sick

glossy oracle
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Is that spectator mode glitch fixed yet ?

cunning rover
glossy oracle
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A bug to be specific

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Which send you to spectator mode

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While u are doing some job or just hanging around in freemode

cunning rover
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oh never happened to me it sounds annoying

glossy oracle
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It is

random relic
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I currently have 754k what should I save up for? (I only have ceo office small warehouse and facility)

random relic
muted frost
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Np

tired hollow
random relic
tired hollow
vague rock
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How many short trip missions @ Record A are there?

tough mountain
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i trapped some guy in a clothing store EvilPepe

raw sable
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My friend got mad at me lmao

waxen field
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Yo is that a game error or someone janking my mission that “host used spectate” error

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Couldn’t do a god dam heist tried three times

abstract bolt
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can you transfer console gta account to pc?

fossil moss
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@waxen field
There's A Temp Solution Search On Youtube

slate pike
smoky sparrow
waxen field
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ye

slate pike
smoky sparrow
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theres a temp script file solution

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youll not get banned its not against guidelines of rockstar

waxen field
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i wasnt sure if someone was screwing over the session or if the game was buggered up

smoky sparrow
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mix of both

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i think

waxen field
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makes sense

smoky sparrow
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yea just get that file and youre set

bronze wren
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Yo

sterile jewel
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ded server

supple fractal
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no u

wintry heron
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hope the update tomorrow is better

sterile jewel
wintry heron
sterile jewel
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oh

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Ballstorture

mystic kestrel
bright marsh
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lets undead it

nimble mason
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Guys is the toreador worth the money??

snow wedge
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Yes

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It totally worth the money

gleaming plover
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yeah if you feel like spending 20k each time you accidentally blow it up

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i did it so many times i dont even use it anymore Its in my garage and i dont even touch it xD

snow wedge
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Lol ur noob driver

gleaming plover
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i would say save for the vigilante due to the windows being small and being protected from small arms fire and not being shot in the head from behind

gleaming plover
snow wedge
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That's y u blow it up so often

gleaming plover
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diffrence between the two: Vigilante (you have to buy the missiles and their capped) But can be used in heists toreador: (Unlimited missiles) heists for this one unknown

snow wedge
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Btw vigilante handling is not good as compared to toreador

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Toreador can be used in some preps

gleaming plover
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I mean choose what ever I use the vigilante to get away from griefers

snow wedge
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Ig heist also

gleaming plover
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Its depends on your playstyle

snow wedge
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Vigilante also have unlimited missiles ig

gleaming plover
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anyways i gotta dip my phone is finally dying

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after 25 hours on a 100% charge "iphone 13 pro max if that answers your question on how the hell my phone lasted so long xd"

snow wedge
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No vigilante has 30 missiles capacity

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Sheesh

gleaming plover
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anyways cya

snow wedge
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Hm

clear hornet
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Im not buying gta expanded and enhanced if it’s costing me more money

short lake
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Play in low fps then

snow wedge
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It's ur choice

hollow spade
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Um I can’t open the menu

teal harness
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lol i was playing gtaguessr and got a picture that u can see a opressor mkII and buzzard in the background LOL

warped mulch
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Is the spextator glitch fixed yet

tidal rose
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yo what does lfl mean

snow wedge
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Lfg= looking for group

brave pelican
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Saving failed - Unable to connect to the Rockstar game services

Anyone else having this same issue?

snow wedge
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It's a normal issue

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It will connect to r* server then ur cloud save will be saved

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It's not a issue u should worry about

brave pelican
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I paid 25k for Cayo setup and went to velum then it said the session was terminated. Joined a new invite only session and it asked me to pay 25k again. So i was thought if it was a big issue or not. Thanks man

snow wedge
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Ur last session 25k will be in ur bank

viscid cosmos
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works for m

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me

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when that happens

hollow spade
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Are you unkillable if your on your yacht in defensive mode?

kind trail
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Hiya. I'm level 31 now and thought I'd finally go and chat with Lester. Is this the channel I may ask about a quest not progressing, please? I don't want to say any spoilers if not.

weak tapir
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Ayo my cursor disappeared i cant see it cud someone help me

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What shd i do

halcyon crane
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Anyone wanna do bumper trucks?

weak tapir
tidal rose
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damn

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I might buy one then

halcyon crane
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Anyone wanna do trucks sumo

short ravine
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Deal*

halcyon crane
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It’s cross play now tho 👀

short ravine
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What

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Why why I'm saving to buy console

halcyon crane
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Anyone wanna do bumper trucks? It’s like sumo

upbeat salmon
timid olive
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Any better way to earn money than vip missions?

upbeat salmon
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Selling business stock

timid olive
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Im saving for kosatka

upbeat salmon
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Heist

timid olive
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Im at 1.3M rn

upbeat salmon
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Do you have any businesses?

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A apartment heist?

coarse mountain
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Cayo perico heist 15% cut btw did the armour and attack helicopters full disruption if interested dm me
ID 0_DarKnight_0
In need of experienced player

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*15%

wintry heron
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Orbital Canon too

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Apparently guided missiles can’t get through now

wintry heron
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But they won’t get shot down

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They can just fly a bit further and then shoot you with missiles

tough mountain
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3 mfs really tried to get up on me

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1-0 25-5 and the other guy i couldnt kill

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mhm

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him and his friend went on a mk2

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so i had to hop out of my jet and grab a mk2 aswell

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1-0 and 25-5 is what they got shrug

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i've been itching for a fight KEK

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he immediately left his friend as i kept killing him over and over again

upbeat salmon
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I wanna know how a try hard will react if you use their tactics

tough mountain
tough mountain
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they get mad most of the time

upbeat salmon
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One of the tactics is killing yourself

tough mountain
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oh that

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that will obviously infuriate them

ancient flower
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man ive been to around 5 lobbies now and no griefers

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pc btw

upbeat salmon
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That will be funny

tough mountain
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you should check asia servers

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if theres no modders then theres certainly wannabes on a jet or a mk2

ancient flower
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hm

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i wanna test my new jett but dont wanna kill innocent peopel

tough mountain
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find naughty people then shrug

high patrol
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Man i hate the prison break

bronze torrent
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Will GTA players on PS5 E&E play in same lobbies as PS4 players? Strugging to find a clear answer on this. Thanks all.

bronze torrent
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Confident answer there Josh. Nice one! Cheers.

bronze torrent
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I guess we will find out soon...

high patrol
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True

high patrol
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The sky

slender stag
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are the spectate modder shit fix yet

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wait fr?

upbeat salmon
upbeat salmon
slender stag
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ahhhhh remember me of iceman

upbeat salmon
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Who the hell is ice man?

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Sounds like a cheesy superhero name

slender stag
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u not a legend then

upbeat salmon
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@supple fractal

supple fractal
upbeat salmon
supple fractal
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noshrug

slender stag
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yes he is

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LOLL

upbeat salmon
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If you are explain what the heck does ice man mean

supple fractal
slender stag
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YES siRR

supple fractal
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I am a man

upbeat salmon
supple fractal
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that eats ice

slender stag
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luls

upbeat salmon
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Uh what’s your size?

tough mountain
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didnt know that

wraith eagle
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men don't eat ice cream

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only females eat ice cream. haha

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you a bitch haha

upbeat salmon
tough mountain
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what

wraith eagle
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ok, that's fine

tough mountain
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whats wrong with eating icecream FFcat

wraith eagle
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🎣

tough mountain
wraith eagle
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so who wants this sjw fade?

upbeat salmon
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Has anyone tried Sifu?

wraith eagle
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i've tried stfu

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it doesn't work

nocturne tapir
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good evening chat

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hows everyone doing

wraith eagle
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you?

upbeat salmon
nocturne tapir
wraith eagle
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it doesn't work

nocturne tapir
upbeat salmon
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Yessire

slender stag
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u 12? zamn

wraith eagle
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in order for one to bait someone into saying something stupid, one cannot consider stfu as an option

nocturne tapir
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ayy yall ready to get disappointed on 15th March

upbeat salmon
wraith eagle
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no because i have no expectations

upbeat salmon
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Next year

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.-.

nocturne tapir
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-_-

warm depot
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What should i buy with 3.3mil

nocturne tapir
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ez

upbeat salmon
nocturne tapir
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😿

upbeat salmon
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Fully upgraded

tough mountain
nocturne tapir
tough mountain
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oh boy

upbeat salmon
slender stag
tough mountain
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any updates for pc related to it?

nocturne tapir
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GTA 5 Definitive Edition

upbeat salmon
nocturne tapir
tough mountain
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damn

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i send my deepest condolences to console players

slender stag
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luls

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why

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owhhh

nocturne tapir
slender stag
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the expanded shit

wraith eagle
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gta 5 free money round for ps5 and xbox iphone x/s

nocturne tapir
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they will expand the price thats all

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😹

upbeat salmon
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Its just better graphics with more glitches

nocturne tapir
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yea

slender stag
nocturne tapir
wraith eagle
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pay up bitches, new gen console means new money

nocturne tapir
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not even comes close to r* titles today

slender stag
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but....

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it has come a year till we got da game fix

nocturne tapir
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cockstar gaymz are arseholes bro

slender stag
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so....

nocturne tapir
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money begging beaches

slender stag
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luls

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imagine being r* workers

nocturne tapir
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F

upbeat salmon
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Imagine if they didn’t fix those glitches

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That’ll be fun

nocturne tapir
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ps5 will be only good for games like marvel spiderman and all

upbeat salmon
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I watch so many Facts And Glitches video

nocturne tapir
upbeat salmon
nocturne tapir
upbeat salmon
nocturne tapir
nocturne tapir
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any of em

slender stag
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luls darkviper au keep uploading his sm speedrun vids now the darkviper au clips kinda ded

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like fr

slender stag
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yehh

nocturne tapir
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even i dont see much

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f

wintry heron
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Hey

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Anyone cayo perico

nocturne tapir
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whatup Mody

slender stag
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like he keeps uploading the "funny speedrun" moment

nocturne tapir
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plz

slender stag
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which i dont find it funny

nocturne tapir
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f

wintry heron
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Why not

nocturne tapir
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dead game

wintry heron
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Lol

nocturne tapir
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this gorilla bot is gay bro

wintry heron
nocturne tapir
wintry heron
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No one replied

nocturne tapir
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ps sorry

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f

snow wedge
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Hm

wraith eagle
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so many people complain about gta here and then go play it 5 minutes after they're done ranting

nocturne tapir
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oh btw anyone saw the latest batman moview

upbeat salmon
wraith eagle
nocturne tapir
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vice city 😋

wraith eagle
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yep

nocturne tapir
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vice city is my fav

wraith eagle
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vice city, get your ps2 back from the pawn shop

nocturne tapir
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i play on pc 🥺

upbeat salmon
nocturne tapir
wraith eagle
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mine is gta 2

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3d is overrated

upbeat salmon
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So much good memories playing it

slender stag
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thats why i like here

warm mantle
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I still have panther statue?

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Did I forget to do the heist

slender stag
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nop

vague rock
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Question
So I’m planning to get a new agency office to replace my current one. I also have the garage full of cars and I want them moved there as well. How do I go about doing this, and will I have to buy all the renovations/additions again? What’s the moving process for cars? Do I move them all to a different garage before buying the new agency office? Or will they get automatically get transported to the new location?
Ok that’s more than 1 question but yeah

warm mantle
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When it came out or smth

slender stag
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wdym

warm mantle
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I still have rhe panther statue in my heist

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Ig

warm mantle
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I didn't complete it

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When it was out originally

slender stag
vague rock
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I don’t wanna risk things

upbeat salmon
regal imp
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What is the best way to get rep? Dont care about money i have enough but i am only lvl 90 and i wanna get higher

warm mantle
upbeat salmon
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Gif fail

slender stag
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new embed ig

upbeat salmon
vague rock
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Ballstar

slender stag
upbeat salmon
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I know its from breaking bad but what episode?

slender stag
#

man

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breaking bad

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is really fucking slow pacing story

upbeat salmon
#

I dont watch that show lol

warm mantle
upbeat salmon
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They will give you this instead

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🖕

slender stag
#

im not recommend it for those who wants the fast and bad ass all the time show

warm mantle
#

lmfao

slender stag
warm mantle
#

Idk why I bought the agency lmfao it's useless

upbeat salmon
#

Imani tech?

slender stag
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yessir

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good dlc too

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like it continues the cayo story

warm mantle
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Meh it's too much work for 1 mil

slender stag
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or sum shit

slender stag
vague rock
#

It’s a great garage, modshop and Imani tech

warm mantle
#

Imani tech is cool and all

slender stag
#

but hey we all rich ig

warm mantle
#

But not worth 3mil honestly

upbeat salmon
warm mantle
#

Idk

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I bought it did some missions and neve touched it again

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I just go there to pet chop

upbeat salmon
#

Lol

slender stag
#

bruh the payphone hits pays good

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for a 5 min work max

warm mantle
#

How much is it

vague rock
#

Anyone else get chop sleeping next to them on their bed when they spawn?

upbeat salmon
slender stag
warm mantle
#

Ooo

slender stag
#

like usually its just 85k

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so yah

#

1.5times moneydead

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bruh r*

raw sable
#

guys

warm mantle
#

I'd rather do a Cayo with the people from lfg channel for around 20-25%

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I mean 20 isn't that hard to find

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Occasionally you might find a 30-50

upbeat salmon
#

But never 85%

raw sable
#

guys

upbeat salmon
#

So greedy of them

upbeat salmon
raw sable
#

guys

upbeat salmon
#

No

warm mantle
#

What

vague rock
#

Yes

slender stag
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i give 85 cut all the timeKEKW

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dont care bout moni

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like grind suck ass of course

upbeat salmon
raw sable
#

g u y s

warm mantle
#

When I have like 10-15mil and don't need more I just give 85 to random 29-100 levels

upbeat salmon
slender stag
raw sable
#

G U Y S

upbeat salmon
raw sable
warm mantle
upbeat salmon
#

I will pull a rabbit outta ya booty

raw sable
upbeat salmon
# raw sable n o

Give me your location so i can shove a baseball bat up your butt

upbeat salmon
#

I win

slender stag
#

luls

upbeat salmon
#

Gif fail

raw sable
upbeat salmon
#

I have proof

upbeat salmon
raw sable
upbeat salmon
warm mantle
#

This makes me lose 50 braincells

slender stag
#

yes

upbeat salmon
slender stag
warm mantle
#

My braincell count is -29283829 rn

raw sable
upbeat salmon
raw sable
warm mantle
#

9+5=10 💀

raw sable
warm mantle
#

4×5=100 💀

raw sable
#

S O

#

F A X

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Guess what

slender stag
#

x+y

#

find the x

upbeat salmon
warm mantle
#

10+9=109

slender stag
#

ill just messin with this gif

raw sable
#

G u y s

slender stag
raw sable
#

g u y s

#

h a p p y b I r t h d a y

warm mantle
#

Florida man got his girlfriend pregnant with a potato 💀

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Wtf is going on in Florida

slender stag
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imagine living in florida

upbeat salmon
#

Guys i have been asking in lfg and nobody is responding

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I really need help hiding this stupid body

wintry heron
#

Florida and texas are just a new level of bad

warm mantle
#

Eat it

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Eat the corpse

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Makes for a delicious meal

wintry heron
upbeat salmon
warm mantle
#

Don't care didn't ask

wintry heron
#

Thats where the flavour comes from

warm mantle
#

The more rotten the more tastier

wintry heron
#

hA

upbeat salmon
#

And the body is heavy af

warm mantle
#

Duct tape

wintry heron
#

Bonesaw

trail haven
#

hide the evidence

upbeat salmon
#

I just strangled a nikocado wannabe

trail haven
#

fire

raw sable
#

Water

warm mantle
#

Flex tape specifically

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Then eat it

raw sable
#

poop on it

upbeat salmon
wintry heron
#

In the background noise of one of nikocados videos you can hear someone screaming and the video he posted after it he announced someone in his aptment complex got stabbed to death

upbeat salmon
warm mantle
#

💀

wintry heron
#

Him and his friend are just eating shit while someone got stabbed on the floor above 💀

warm mantle
#

👍

wintry heron
#

Take pics of the body

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A selfie or two never hutt

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Unless the police sees them

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But they have pretty bad AI so ul be fine

warm mantle
#

Wasn't the guy supposed to respawn

#

Already?

upbeat salmon
#

Someone finally helped in LFG

#

I’ll be back

wintry heron
#

Is it really worth buying a nightshark? My mate keeps telling me to but i mainly use my deluxeo and if i really need an armored car i have the duke O death

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But idrk how good the duke o death is armor wise

raw sable
#

I have one pretty good if u want to be protected

wintry heron
#

Aight

raw sable
#

Plus it can tank 20 sum rockets I think

wintry heron
#

I acc need to check how many rockets the duke can take

raw sable
#

Like 4-6 I think

wintry heron
#

Probs

late rose
#

WHo want free game pass

raw sable
#

wym

wintry heron
#

MhMmMmMmmmMmMmMm

upbeat salmon
#

Yo i finally hid the body

wintry heron
#

Niceeee

upbeat salmon
#

Finding a dead animal is the hardest part

wintry heron
#

Where 📝📸🎙

upbeat salmon
#

hm?

wintry heron
#

Whered you hide it

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🎙📡📹

#

Speak into the thing tha dosnt reccord you

upbeat salmon
#

No

#

I’d get caught

wintry heron
#

Hey zambo

upbeat salmon
#

?

wintry heron
#

If bill has 10 guns

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And he gives you 5

#

How many guns do you have

upbeat salmon
#

10

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You know why?

wintry heron
#

So you have 9 firearms on you 🤔

upbeat salmon
#

I’ll kill bill and take his weapon

#

Thx for the help btw

wintry heron
#

An acomplice

upbeat salmon
#

Wont be convicted for murder anytime soon

wintry heron
#

?

#

👮‍♂️ 🐷 👮‍♂️ respect the police

wintry heron
wintry heron
upbeat salmon
#

The struggle was a must for me because i strangled the dude

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With a rope

late rose
#

I give free game pass

wintry heron
upbeat salmon
#

Btw im screenshoting your methods so i can remember it

#

Oh no

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I realized i left a witness

late rose
#

Qo

upbeat salmon
#

OwO

wintry heron
#

Give us all nitro

upbeat salmon
late rose
#

U dont understand

wintry heron
#

I heard that zambo called u stinky so they shoyldnt get it

late rose
#

Like

glacial pilot
#

Nitro? wow

late rose
#

I have nitro and they give me a free 2 month gamr paqs

wintry heron
glacial pilot
wintry heron
#

My hand wont stop bleeding

glacial pilot
#

Our names are no where near close to being similar lmao

wintry heron
#

Gamer struggled

wintry heron
glacial pilot
#

Ohh

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Well my name is a reference to a game lol

wintry heron
#

Shame

#

Hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor horrrrrrrrrr

raw sable
#

Im bored

wintry heron
#

Hor horhorhor Hor horhorhor DI DIDIDIDIDI DI DIDIDIDIDI DI DIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI

glacial pilot
#

?

glacial pilot
wintry heron
#

Im in biology

#

Thats a new level of bored

glacial pilot
wintry heron
#

Me

glacial pilot
#

Asked

raw sable
#

@glacial pilot

wintry heron
#

WoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOw

glacial pilot
raw sable
#

U on ps?

glacial pilot
#

Ye

raw sable
#

Wanna play?

upbeat salmon
#

Im back

glacial pilot
#

Sure, not rn tho

upbeat salmon
#

Had to hide another body

glacial pilot
#

Cuz I'm in college

wintry heron
#

U litterally remind me of mynus

glacial pilot
#

DM me your Psn and I'll add you

patent nexus
#

That name is burnt into my memory

slender stag
#

yessir

#

for pc gamers like usdead

upbeat salmon
#

Well the body is less lighter than the other one at least

#

Im getting 20 years of jail time if i get caught

worldly walrus
#

anyone available to help me out

#

maths

#

stats

#

Got an exam in 30mins

#

idk shit

upbeat salmon
#

Study the exam

worldly walrus
#

bro u don’t think I tried taht

#

it’s not working out

raw sable
#

go to sleep

#

and miss it

worldly walrus
#

I’m in school outside the hall

upbeat salmon
worldly walrus
#

it’s a mock

raw sable
#

just bail

worldly walrus
#

it’s the exam that decides if I get into college

raw sable
#

get suspended

#

Oh frick

worldly walrus
#

tried covid

raw sable
#

Nvm

upbeat salmon
worldly walrus
#

i am man I need someone to help me

#

I don’t get this shot

upbeat salmon
#

Review yourself

raw sable
#

cheat

worldly walrus
#

can’t

upbeat salmon
#

Test yourself

worldly walrus
#

They take all ur stuff before u enter

raw sable
#

pretend ur sick

worldly walrus
#

ur phone watch bottle pen calc

#

No coats

#

3 invigilators

upbeat salmon
#

Put the cheat paper inside your undies

raw sable
#

LMAO

worldly walrus
#

we don’t know the questions

#

this is uk g

upbeat salmon
#

Still

#

Put everything you studied inside it

raw sable
#

just go to the front to tell them ur gonna fail

worldly walrus
#

wish i had covid

upbeat salmon
#

Or put a microchip connected inside your brain

worldly walrus
#

nah but fr u don’t know any stats or mechanics

upbeat salmon
#

That contains all the information

raw sable
#

call ur mom or dad to tell them u got suspended

worldly walrus
#

bro they in hospital

#

and I’ve already got a detention

raw sable
#

b r u h

#

Tell the front or teacher u have to see ur parents them bail

worldly walrus
#

u can’t man this is official official test

#

like what do u have in America

#

SATS

#

idk

raw sable
#

im in alaska

#

Not america

worldly walrus
#

Fine us

raw sable
#

Part of america

worldly walrus
#

it is in America asw

raw sable
#

But not in america

worldly walrus
#

North America man

#

I’m not shit at geo

raw sable
#

Im by russia

#

That good enough

worldly walrus
#

bro okay

#

i tried kadama

#

They guys a scammer

raw sable
#

get chair

#

smash window

#

escape

worldly walrus
#

Windowless room

raw sable
#

go to jail for week

#

plan b

#

smash door

#

smash exit door

#

go jail for weekend

worldly walrus
#

mate ik u tryna lighten the mood but I’m fucked

#

and I need to be less fucked

raw sable
#

then go to the bathroom 10 minute before tell them it's urgent

#

Stay in there

worldly walrus
#

no bathroom

#

it’s before lunch

#

I’m on my lunch break rn

#

I’ve got the test in 10mins

raw sable
#

frick

#

go gta stealth

#

then exit achool

worldly walrus
#

I’m not gonna shoot up the school man

#

I’m not american

raw sable
#

Not that stealth

#

The other stealt

#

Stealth

#

Sneak thru then go to exit

#

Or just run thru the school

#

Then exit

#

Boom

#

1m dollars

muted frost
#

Ok

slender stag
#

luls

muted frost
slender stag
#

syncverycool botakboi hoyeah

muted frost
soft rain
#

Guys, I had an awesome idea. What about a car meet in a yatch?

patent nexus
#

Hmmmm

upbeat salmon
quiet flax
#

hello guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#

big fan bro

#

@topaz verge

slender stag
#

luls

cold yew
#

no

slender stag
#

luls

raw sable
jade oriole
#

i can do better

#

imma make an alt rq

#

Joke mods pls no ban

raw sable
#

Im not low rank

#

Im average rank

slender stag
slender stag
#

nah

raw sable
#

p o p o r n

upbeat salmon
slender stag
patent nexus
slender stag
#

🥵

upbeat salmon
#

5

slender stag
#

lulsss