#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Bru what
Gay
Say that they didn’t survive the surgery

10/10
say you're a surgeon and say you were operating on him
Imagine getting plastic surgery

Always wanted to kill in real life

Same but I want to kill myself irl
And doctor is the best job for that


Im bored what do i do
A bit young for that
For what

You said sex
No
Hentai is boring



Watch a movie


Dude banging a woman for no reason is boring




Got 19 games dont know what to play


fruit ninja
Wdym play with yourself?
What did u say
yeah fruit ninja is a good game
@soft onyx
yes classic game
wdym i didnt say anyhing
📸 


hello
Should i just slaughter a village?
We have kids here
do it
In minecraft?
Family friendly guys
in minecraft right ?
What’s minecraft?




I thought you were gonna do it irl
Play surgeon sim
Let's raid them with bows and arrows
Rather go in with a knife and machete to make them scream in pain and terror
Surgeon simulator is fun
Imagine not playing Minecraft before crossbows were even a thing
bruh why did i just open my games and they have updates
Lmfao
and i don't even have enough storage bruv
lol surgeon sim
Imagine not having a 2TB hard drive

Really fun to watch them run away while you chase them
Lmfao how many games
14
Makes sense
Biatch i have more than that and i can put more games
vanguard sux i wish i never bought it bruh
NOICE
Every new COD sucks at this point
It's just rushed after rushed game
fr
like the camos in vanguard is just straight up a bruh
It's just rigged tbh
yep
Like fire rounds tf they doing on the mp-40
Lmao
Battlefield 1 solos every new COD
im a zombie player so i got very disappointed in vanguard


I got disappointed at cold War and vanguard

Cold war is okay but vanguard just bruh
Idk what game to delete
Your ps4
CoD games are awesome for getting ratio. Never played a single CoD game but have downloaded all and getting multiple terabytes of upload with those
Depends what u have
delete it from existence
Sell it then

here its like 10000 for a ps4 and a gaming laptop is like 50000 here
so
Play murder simulator
Country currency?
I agree
no pessos
All these nice tools 
Pesos?
Yes 50 pesos is 1 dollar
Ah so you a filipino?
Why is everything cheap
Yes
Bruh I was aboutta say Mexican lol
Sige
Usa is eating to much taxes
Ay Hahahaha
Fr
$6 for a gallon of gas over here in California
God dang the cod games in my ps4 is taking so much space
Just delete it
U play cod games🤣
Delete now
Nah got bored


Im bouta delete one so yea
Delete all how about that
Gta is also alot dang bruh
yes
wat

No don't do it
my birthday is tmr so i hope i get good gifts
Grandma giving you $100 like a drug dealer telling you not to tell ur parents
Delete cyberpunk



But sadly
My grandma died

My uncle died
My dad gave my a basketball even tho i dont play it so i can play with the “neighbors” -_-

Lucky boy had a good grandma
My grandpa died last year

Im not playing with people who probably dont even know what pc and console gamings are

Grandparents r the best
My grandparents have the asian stereotypes
My grandparents gave me everything
same bruh
Literally comparing me with the others
And loved me more than there son/daughter
yes
Complaining about my grades
i feel ya
LMFAO
yes
Asians parents be like
A: average
Hey look I got all A's
Average
Ok so ur supposed to have all A's
My grades are based on numbers
Do u guys get beaten buy ur mom or dad
4's then how about that
Cuz I never got beaten
Well no
Ey man it's tough my ps4 literally got taken away
It only gets worse from here
Usually my grades are just around 80
Man I get straight A and they are still disappointed with me

And yes I am asian and no they don't want me to be a doctor
Am bored
I was kinda rich as a kid
You doctor yet?
my parents just doesn't care what i be but doesn't want me be a gamer
You dont want to be a doctor? What kind of FAILURE am i raising?
Time will tell
Lol it was kind of that at some point
prolly
Emotional damage
What the helllllll????
But it got better but now it's worse
Meanwhile me being a train nerd
Common misconception

They are not that strict as media portrays it
But yeah they won't handle anything below a B
Mexican parents rn
I dont know how to ride a bike lmao
Mexican?
But yeah asian parents do love maths lol
There is a Mexican neighbour next to me with a kid
They seem nice
In public yeah no shit
They won't compromise maths smh
ok ima be honest i haven't tasted a taco yet


same
Ur a disgrace
I have a picy taste tbh
Wtf
Taco are sometimes good sometimes shit
Taco bell
Bearly any tacos here bruh
Tacos were my fav at one time
Has anyone tasted taco bell
Your currency is pesos but no taco's
I loved it
There isnt a taco restaurant here lol

Grades depend on what school ur in
For example
Ye
Also I don't play piano either
Have to travel in manila for that
If I go to a normal neighbourhood school I’ll get maximum marks
Like atleast have shrimp cocktail
Man I am in the best school of my state
Shit be hard here
Rn I’m not getting an A1 for Chinese
For me it’s the whole country but eh my country is small
Istg ur weird if you don't got seafood
7m people
728 sqkm
Damn
Like i said i got a picky taste
360million ppl in America
My country is pretty big

Aw hell nah
UK?
America is 4th largest

Russia?
Wait uk is asian?
No
Japan

It's an asian country ffs just guess it
If you’re saying Malaysia you’re joking
Best thing i can do is vomit if the taste is barely off for my tongue
No not Malaysia
@strange pier u indian?
What's next beef is something you hate
None taken cause I don't live there
Nope
Dont eat that either
Russian
If i feel like vomiting i smell alcohol and the feels go's away
Ever hate when people assume ur Indian because of your skin
Canadian
Even if I was I won't tell anyone
Well no
Privacy
Accent
I do eat some bacon but thats it
But yeah one of u got it right btw
Indian accent is shit
Good luck guessing
Canda or russia

Nope
Because my country has the highest gnp and highest ranked education system(highest marks on average) in Asia
Na man I can see if someone is indian by there acent
So hows your new neighbors?
Poggers
Is it in SEA
Which meat?
Nope
I bet those worms love being inside you
Where codm is garena which is fucking stupid

Korea

Nope no where near
Whats the difference?
Are you Chinese
Can’t play with normal people
bruh
It has a population of 1.3b
I am scared of discrimination so don't make fun of me
Don't know?
But yeah India it is
Less
K
And no I am not rajesh
America is
Anyways gonna kill a dog in rdr2
How tf

U monster
And maybe make it bleed
My country isn’t included because for some fucking reason Malay is the national language 💀
I am going to feed you to the gators after you get hanged
Anyways I am gonna study German that I regret taking as a language in 6th grade bye
isn't like half of this server indian? :P
So it suffers in agony😈
Even though nobody speaks that besides like 5% of the population
Oh damn
Usa has 265million English speakers
bro i have like 20 disk games that i don't play💀
I mean it’s partially because Malays are “locals”
Why cant you skin a dog?
Me with 60 of them
I just killed it

I have to agree with that tho

Ima fucking kill u
It only says pick up
Bruh what
I barely can speak my own fucking language tho
10 or 15%
Eh i’ll just burn it
I am going to boot you offline for a month


Heyyyyy bros
Everyone focused on English so much I forgot half of my own language
As in from a long time ago
I just killed a horse for no reason
Cuz english is the universal language
Yup
oh hi kyle
Oh more dogs to kill in saint denis
💀
Bruh I started not caring about German after like the 1st year of taking it
Gonna pet it then kill it

Ban @upbeat salmon
I cheated in German exams
nah man
damn mods are lazy on this server
But ur in India which is the 2nd most English speaking country

Ban @upbeat salmon
Y tho
English
Rock responded to my ticket and than forgot 💀
everyone assume im an indian
No sir
Killing dogs
lolll
Lololol
Same here
Oh well

u indian?
No
99% r indian
nicee
I wonder where they hid my laptop and ps4

But people assume I am
fr fr


Racist?
Lmao imagine
Since my mom and dad are out imma go find that shit bye
Living with parents 
💀

@upbeat salmon how would you like to die by hang, electric chair or poison?
Me living alone 
And what will be ur final meal?
I’m trying to check stand cracked using windbg
Burning

Fire
Killed my horse beull
Because my friend downloaded it
ima go poop a horse
Ok we have to kill her
It is time to kill you
Hey ice man just wanted to say that ur head is really shiny and clean I like it a lot ||I wanna lick that shit boi||
I also have low honor arthur
And obviously I need to see what it’s trying to get from the pc
Ayo


😐
Bruh you cant sell dog carcass


Wrong time
💥 💥 💥
Micah is the best character and needs a redemption
Ima come to ur house hit ur head
And im a doctor/suregon and ima cut ur organs

And fucking burn it
Arthur is the worst protagonist
She needs to die
Why not sell it?


Yup let's burn it
Smh no mods online
Organs have feelings
I'm gonna send them to there owner in hell
And a very high price too
Someone needs to boot @upbeat salmon and explode his ps4
And torture him with seafood

Raw oysters
I love just killing arthur


fr fr
MUTE this bitch
And has a garbage cheesy song
How to get urself targeted by the whole server
May i stand unshaken? Who the hell made that up?

who like cheese
Moi
They should have just killed off arthur in the first half of the mission
Rdr2 is so trash
I know how to do that
Speak one more word istg
Gta online is way better

Ok
The biggest waste of money is buying rdr2
Where the hell is the flying bikes?

And rdo dosent even have a kd

the biggest waste of money is having a kid like you
No mods online time to talk crap

Rockstar’s worst project yet
OoOoO
I want to kill simeon
Just like ur parents did in ur childhood
Shut up rockstar fanboy you’re fatherless and motherless
Yo no parent jokes
Well
Rockstar is trash
You are adopted
Atleast they choose me
God damn i shit my self
They also regretted choosing you
And atleast they didn't have accidental sex at 16 like u
Pewiod
If they regretted why did they choose me
Who tf even does sex anymore?
Noon boiies
They didn’t thought they will raise a FAILURE
Atleast I'm something
I'm waiting until sex 2 comes out 🤓
Anyways im gonna kill more dogs:D
@indigo tundra you're studying in Harvard?
They didn't leave me on the door step of the orphanage like u
Excuse me but i have my birth certificate unlike you
🙂
You made it later
Nice crap talk
hi
vv v

Still bored
go study
I only study in exam
but u said ur bored
yes
so do something useful and stidy
And studying is boring
cheese
instead of complaining
Help me see what stand cracked does
You can use windbg
😭 😭 😭
I’ll watch p0rn then
Should I get cayo or buy somethin else 
Get cayo

Buy 60 faggio mods
What?
And fully upgrade them
@supple fractal if u dont listen to me u have a small PP
wow i wish there were skateboards in gta
😩
No its pp discussion

stpid fcking bot 🤬 🤬 🤬
Why u swear
oh mod alive
I never swear
Biatch

caught in 4k
You’re mom is the proof
Mods are boomers
k
Lmao i just said a dead word

Epic embed fail

Hi
Guys so
😁 👍
:)
Ur listening to wow?
I did the gather intel mission but i don't get the option to set entry point as drainage
So basically drainage entry point doesn't show up
have you scouted it?
Did u scout it
Check yt
Just see youtube
Yes
Teen?
Naw let's not start a debate
Chill down bro he was just asking
this chat is eager for debates
Alright
Fr💀
And gay
😩
Joyful 🙂
U living in the 1500s
Man fucks a man
They don't
Adoption
Get ur facts right
U saw lil nas x get pregnant right?
Industry baby is a interesting music video
I saw a weird movie last night
The doc brought a dead person they open hos stomach for u know
It was cursed
And I passed out
My sister is fine seeing a man get his heart ripped out
If u see organs live its fucking disgusting
She is a physco
I wish that guy wasn't alive
Imagine the mistaked him for a dead person

She watched final destination and happy tree friends and wasnt disgusted
She is gonna be a a physco killer
Trust me
Dude a lot of ppl doesn't get bother by gore
And final destination isn't that gory
Hostel 3
It’s called desensitization
Now that's a whole diff story lmao
It is especially the smell
The ending was painful 
Tf? Are u a doctor or smth?
DM me if need help
Oh ok
I assume you’re a field medic?
Gl with ur career
Its squishy and ah
Balls?

No
Its testicles
Mb
Grossest movie of all time: Human centipede. That movie is just ughh
Most doctors don’t have to deal with organs and or opening up the body, you’re thinking of surgeons which is a different field
Fr I wish I didn't have eyes after tht
The movie is literally someone’s fetish and it disgusts me
Doctor is better than surgeons ngl
I had to wash my eyes with holy water
Ikr
Actually preparing for tht
Amunjus
Bruh
Most Goriest game?
*mario bros
Become and surgeon and u will see

I wish I can kill as a surgeon and say it was a failure

Ok
rips out heart "oh sorry i pulled it too hard" lmao
wrong turn is still fine
The sequels suck tho

Stop Simping for your assistant
yah I mean the gore part
yah lol
Rob building and donate to her only fans account
and the unexpected scenes in GOT 
I've never watched the full movie. I only watched Dead Meat's vid 😂
@steady marten change name to English dave
cow is AFK: busy - 32 minutes ago
Lmao
We can just rip the heart like that
There r arteries
There is the fucking ribcage in the middle
Plus if I try il be handless
So I cant

As first we have to destroy the ribcage
I know
What's the setup mission for that electric torch
Just do blow torch
I went to the drainage without a fricking torch
So
Die
Quit it?
Is it me or the female online character dosent give you the middle finger when you choose her?
Its u
K
Bruh somebody is talking in the mic
If ur hulk that's different
U have that stuff
In pc we dont

Turn your mic on and play audio of a chick orgasming
Especially if they are hot micing
Do it anyways because when mom and dad walk in and hear what the hell is going on then maybe will actually take a squeaker away and off this goddamn game
Yo quick question can you still give 0% cut in the og heists?
Couldn't do it in Fleeca but unsure if its just that one.
what time does the weekly update come?
man i remember i gave 0 cut on my friend pacific standard without he realizing it
ain't nothing better than restarting a heist for over an hour just to see your friend react to getting 0% u set at the beginning, or 100% if ur fast enough.
Guys I have 5.5m what car should I buy? I already have an mk 2
Toreador or deluxo
Any good uses for deluxo? I’m considering keeping it unweaponized so that I can shoot guns out of it or enable passive mode inside
Seems useless for PvP
Right, I stay in a solo session anyways
No it’s about 4:30-5am EST or 1:30-2am PST US
One Mk2 missile and it pops out of the toaster oven
Not always,
I’d rather use Mk2 with chaff
You can dodge, also you can get btofed by something superior to you OFTEN!!! But you CAN dodge
What does bunker research actually get you?
Just because it’s used badly most times doesn’t make it a bad vehicle defensively
Upgrades for vehicles and guns unlocked
I’d smoke deluxo with Mk2 easy using chaff
Like what tho are there any notable ones
Explosive rounds for shotgun and sniper rifles
Puse
!!!
is tgg gonna make a update video
Business?
i got tequila 3 times in a row
same thing on my last heist
Been there, used to think it was glitched 
I kept getting barrer bonds
better than ruby necklace and tequila
Right now bonds with two paintings
not too bad
oof
No sale on ANY car
what a shit week
sucky week
Not even boats or alitas
one of the worst weeks in a while eh?
Not even warstock or arena war
welp imma try my luck on the wheel
Except for the flash gt rest all is trash
nice i can finally buy an atomizer xD
Is the CEO office garage autoshop worth buying? Is it like a regular mod shop?
Anyone know the podium vehicle?
Sick
ye its like a regular autoshop
flash gt
Not like regular, auto shop one has everything unlocked
oh
Oh ceo
Yeah that one sucks
Don’t get ceo one lol
I thought you said auto shop one
oh lol
Why does it suck?
because its like your regular ls customs
That’s what I want lol
its still worth buying
All my cars that I can’t fit in the agency will be there
I think Iv used my one once
so u dont have to drive to ls customs
Why I am unable to login in social club?
Having a tuning shop right in there seems convenient
last time i checked the servers were online
What a bad event week
Hopefully they release something about e and e to make up for it
I can enter any vehicle in the CEO garage and press E to take it into the autoshop right? Just like with the agency
hello
Hi
ey
What is new this week?
Why?
For that i will rob it
Flash gt body looks like a golf cart
Why tekashi
I hate the podium
lol duggans refill the casino vault within 10 minutes
Wait its wednesday?
lol
It’s a sick car
Yes new podium
I should have said that on Tuesday
Bonuses
3x GTA$ & RP - Business Battles
3x GTA$ & RP - Criminal Damage Freemode Event
2x GTA$ & RP - Running Back (Remix)
2x GTA$ & RP - Last Play Contact Missions
1.5x GTA$ & RP - Payphone Hits
I wouldn't say so
which car is on da podium
1.5x on payphone hits is not bad
yessir
3x on Business battles is definitely not bad
3x on criminal damage would be good if you could control when it starts
The others aren't great
Flash GT
hmm its ok car good looking
definatly
Are there any warstock discounts this week?
I would rather donate my brain to cannibals than do gerald missions with randoms
Hydra, Tula
Hydra price this week= 2,550,000
Tula depends on trade price
Property
That was last weeks
Is hydra a good jet?
nope its this weeks
7th in jet ranking
Good for dog fights?
Whats the first?
Best is Pyro or Starling
Ye
Nah m8
The minigun suck on it
No explosive cannon
Nah it’s slow and not as agile as other jets
its good for ground killing but dogfights nope
I gueas
ive been getting a alert for a split second while im loading into online ive always missed what its saying have any of you guys got this before?
lol
Nah it’s finished, you’ll see them go after you change lobby
nope
I only got the hydra so don't take my word for it
so what r thiis weeks discounts
wait today is Thursday Happy Weekly Update Day
lol
3x business battles and 1.5 pay phone hits
ok
No vehicles on sale
:(]
Bruh
Property???
5 or 10 min I think. But I believe that, if you wait 48 min, you can do it in hard mode
Hardmode is only if you pay pavel within 48 mins of him telling you it’s ready
After that you lose hard mode
no its in 5 minutes and if u dont activate the heist in 48 mins it resets to normal
Best passive money is from the Agency security contracts
r u sure about that
This week will be nightclub via business battles by far










