🚔┃gta-discussion

[signal sluice]

watch me buy a ceo office and tmr they be on sale

*oops*
someone just tried to jet grief me, missed and then crashed XD i proceed to speed past them with the clown horn

rank 1000 mk2 griefer moment

[fast trout]

does the target object in cayo perico take up bag space?

[signal sluice]

no

[fast trout]

bet, thanks

[signal sluice]

safe and primary take no space

only secondary

weed is a 1/3 i think. cash is a 1/4 i think, coke and painting 1/2 and gold 3/4

im not 100% tho

anyone wanna join me and stop this mk2?

[tough spoke]

I wish but i would If I could

[signal sluice]

does the house icon in the water mean yacht?

[supple fractal]

damn I have a guy named Foxy_the_femboy

[signal sluice]

not me >.>

[supple fractal]

in social club

yeah ik but you remind me of him

[signal sluice]

not even sure what my social club is lmao

[supple fractal]

it's literally ur gta name

[wraith eagle]

yacht has a yacht icon

[signal sluice]

whats the house in the wwater then

[supple fractal]

swimming house💀

[wraith eagle]

looks like a yacht. if a modder managed to teleport an apartment into the ocean, that would be some impressive modding

[signal sluice]

but its xbox

[wraith eagle]

it means a bug or a very talented modder

[supple fractal]

send pics

of the map

[signal sluice]

its literally the icon of th

[wraith eagle]

yes, that would make the modder very talented

[signal sluice]

e facility or bunker or apt in the water

[wraith eagle]

take a picture

[signal sluice]

its gone now

[supple fractal]

😩

[wraith eagle]

then i don't believe you

[signal sluice]

time to record last 5 mins and scroll through then

why would i lie about the facility/bunker/apt whatever icon in the ocean XD

[supple fractal]

[wraith eagle]

because you don't know one icon from the other

[signal sluice]

where do i find my captures in th exbox pc app?

[wraith eagle]

and good chance that you're not lying. you might just be mistaken

[signal sluice]

no its the same as the bunker/facility + what else uses it

[fallen garden]

[wraith eagle]

so which is it?

[signal sluice]

they have the same icon

[wraith eagle]

bunker, facility, or what else uses it?

bunker and facility? they do not

[signal sluice]

as in when someones in it

the blip

[wraith eagle]

they're probably using their yacht

[signal sluice]

so yes

[fallen garden]

Yeah

[signal sluice]

ty :>

[fallen garden]

Np :)

[signal sluice]

im just running over every npc i see with a faggio as they are to weak t handle the superiority of the faggio

[wraith eagle]

haha faggio has the word "fag" in it

hilarious

[signal sluice]

-_-

[patent nexus]

I like to shoot mk2s out of the sky with a lazer to show them that they stink

[wraith eagle]

it's a good counter for mk2

[patent nexus]

Yeah

[signal sluice]

could the seabreeze be counted as an mk2 counter?

[patent nexus]

I wouldn't say so

[wraith eagle]

yep

[patent nexus]

Seabreeze can kill mk2 pilots

[signal sluice]

cause all u do is run em out of missiles and then chop em up or shoot em

[patent nexus]

But it's a lot harder

Than with a lazer

[wraith eagle]

anything with weapons that can dodge a few missiles and is fast enough to get behind an mk2

[signal sluice]

*laughs in canuck in combat*

[patent nexus]

Why would you go behind them

That's risky

Strike from above

Or bellow

If they're high up

[wraith eagle]

because that way you can shoot them without them shooting you

[signal sluice]

chaff: am i a joke to you

[patent nexus]

They can turn on a dime horizontally

They can't look up or down

[signal sluice]

*metpro instensifies*

[patent nexus]

I don't use missiles to take out mk2s

At least not lazer missiles

Cause they're bad

[wraith eagle]

i think we're nitpicking. if they turn on a dime and you pass them, they're still behind you

[signal sluice]

but they can turn around faster than u

[patent nexus]

^

[signal sluice]

unless ur a god at hydra vtol maneuverers

[patent nexus]

The advantage jets have in a jet vs mk2 fight is their ability to look in all directions

[patent nexus]

Going vtol against an mk2 is instant death

[signal sluice]

true

unless they miss u lol

[patent nexus]

They don't have to aim lmao

[signal sluice]

going vtol *goes vtol speed glitch*

[patent nexus]

That's a whole different story

With the speed glitch you can outrun all missiles in the game

So yea that works, but it's kinda hard to set up in time in the middle of a fight

[signal sluice]

can u dodge orb with hydra glitch?

[patent nexus]

You also need to be above maze bank to get the full effect

[patent nexus]

I think so

[signal sluice]

or is seabreeze just the luck one

casually floats on water upside down

casually does annoying to do speed glitch

[patent nexus]

I think anything that's fast enough can dodge an orb, thing is that nothing without glitches is fast enough

[signal sluice]

what about my dad?

[patent nexus]

That's a great way to dodge them

[signal sluice]

what does lfg actually mean. looking for game? looking for group?

[patent nexus]

Looking for game

[signal sluice]

aight

[patent nexus]

Or sometimes looking for group

LF is looking for

And H is hosting

[signal sluice]

yeah that part was obv lol

[fallen garden]

[signal sluice]

why cant i buy a ceo off ;-; is there something i havent done yet :/

[fallen garden]

Idk

YouTube search it

[signal sluice]

*sighs in forgetting how painful the start off gtao is cause i bought gta premium and bought kosatka on sale on main acc*

i would probs not be where i am on main acc if it wasnt for it being removed from gamepass then having a sale

ok i found out why i cant buy it

its called im dumb

i thought the ceo office was in foreclosures lmao

[wraith eagle]

did you just shorten the word "office" by saying the word "off"?

[tough spoke]

Lmao

[signal sluice]

yes

[wraith eagle]

that's that covid education

[signal sluice]

nah

[tough spoke]

Lol

[wintry heron]

I got 4mil
Get the fort zancudo hanger with hydra or agency vehicle workouts with Buffalo car?

Workshop*

[short lake]

No

[wraith eagle]

probably the first one since it's on discount

or just do more cayos

[tough spoke]

Or casino

[wraith eagle]

gonna want a hangar eventually

[short lake]

No

[patent nexus]

Get one now if you can

Nvm

Read wrong

[wraith eagle]

it's reasonable

im debating whether i should buy tula

[patent nexus]

I mean

If you want it

It's still trash lol

But if you think it looks fun go ahead

[wraith eagle]

didn't even know about it before the discount promo

[signal sluice]

yeah cause no one uses it lmao

[wraith eagle]

lol, doesn't look fun at all. just looks like 3m+ down the drain

[patent nexus]

I bought the Molotok not long ago despite the fact that I knew it's horrible

[signal sluice]

its like the dodo but vtol XD

[wraith eagle]

i just like buying stuff on discount

[patent nexus]

It has some redeeming qualities but the Pyro is better in almost every way

[signal sluice]

isnt the molotok like mega easy to land

[wraith eagle]

that's what i've heard. people seem to like pyro

but we know vehicles that people actually like rarely go on sale

[signal sluice]

like u can land it pretty much anywhere ive heard

[patent nexus]

Sounds like someone's watched the professional

[signal sluice]

yes

[patent nexus]

But yes, it is easy to land

[short lake]

Do u have alpha z1 ?

[patent nexus]

No

[wraith eagle]

i bought it just because i did 9 air freight missions

[short lake]

Lmfao i saw his that video

[wraith eagle]

haven't used it yet. it isn't weaponized so it's just for fun

i thought the professional stopped making gta vids

[patent nexus]

Also @signal sluice the hydra is even better at landing, I'd say the Hydra is also better in almost every way

[short lake]

I'm thinking of buying it , but i don't know we can use it in passive or not?

[signal sluice]

hover moment

[patent nexus]

They have similar speeds and handling but hydra has vtol and meme beam

Molotok has spam missiles (not as useful as meme beam), more armor and countermeasures (not necessary on a jet)

[patent nexus]

You can go passive in it

It has no weapons

[signal sluice]

if have weapon mean no passive

[patent nexus]

^

[short lake]

Meme bean u mean its cannon ?

[patent nexus]

Yes

[signal sluice]

b e a n

[patent nexus]

Specifically the lazer/hydra/savage cannon

[short lake]

Ohh but it got smoke so i thought may be not tys btw I'll buy it now

[patent nexus]

The B11s cannon isn't as busted

[signal sluice]

b11 have baby meme beam

[patent nexus]

Nice

[signal sluice]

b11 no go brrtttt >:

[wraith eagle]

why go passive in an aircraft?

just use mk2

[short lake]

Why u calling it meme beam tho hydra cannon at no.1

[signal sluice]

not be killed by IIllllIIlll's meme beam obv

[patent nexus]

I love how they have an F16 and an A10, the F16 is better at air to ground and the A10 is better at dogfighting

[wraith eagle]

if someone's modding, they'll bypass passive anyways

[patent nexus]

Because it's funny

It's broken, op and funny

[signal sluice]

if someones modding theyll just cage u and crash you -_-

[patent nexus]

Won't help if the pilot is good

[wraith eagle]

oh, hydra weapon is meme beam

[patent nexus]

Just get good in jets

[short lake]

I see it as deadly

[wraith eagle]

i thought you were talking free orb cannon

[patent nexus]

Yes

No

Wait what

Hydras cannon is the meme beam

[short lake]

Lmao

[patent nexus]

lol

[wraith eagle]

i didn't know what meme beam meant

[signal sluice]

is there a diff between hydra and laser cannon?

[short lake]

Ya same here

Just got to know

[patent nexus]

A couple tiny ones

Hydra has a few meters more range

[wraith eagle]

now i wanna meme beam

[patent nexus]

And I think the lazers is more spread out

[signal sluice]

few meters

[wraith eagle]

as long as it doesn't involve pussy mods

[short lake]

Ya hydra cannon #1 in game

Lazer 2nd

[signal sluice]

*flak cannon*

[short lake]

Savage 3rd

Idk rounge is 4th or b11

[patent nexus]

B11 is better

[signal sluice]

probs b11 cause faster

[patent nexus]

And that's only because it's centered

[patent nexus]

It's not faster

[signal sluice]

is it not?

[patent nexus]

No

[signal sluice]

breh

[short lake]

I'm talking about cannon not speed lol

[patent nexus]

Rogue and B11 have the same DPS on paper

[signal sluice]

oh as in actual power

[patent nexus]

But the rogue has 2 guns on the wings that alternate, the B11 has one in the center

Also just to clear things up, the Rogue is a lot faster than the B11

[short lake]

Ya it's not can't Dodge missiles when flying low even if u go full circle , but rounge can dodge them

[patent nexus]

Rogue is faster than the Hydra

[signal sluice]

isnt the flak cannon the 2nd most powerful weapon in game? 1st if we dont count noob cannon

[patent nexus]

Per shot yes

For DPS, I don't know

[signal sluice]

the way people misspell rogue makes me laugh

[short lake]

Wut

[signal sluice]

is it?

[patent nexus]

The flak cannon is also a lot clunkier than a lazer/hydra

[patent nexus]

Yes

[patent nexus]

Yes

[signal sluice]

i thought the rogue was a bit faster than laser and a bit slower than hydra

[patent nexus]

I think the only fighter jet that's faster than the Rogue is the Pyro

[signal sluice]

technically hydra is faster cause vtol glitch but eh

[short lake]

Isn't hydra 2nd after pyro ? When did rouge becone 2nd

[patent nexus]

Rogue is actually a very versatile plane

[patent nexus]

Always has been

[signal sluice]

me who cant fly it

the rudders are too strong XD

[patent nexus]

It has clunky handling lol

Pitch is kinda weak but rudders are super strong

[short lake]

Can we do a speed test when n mee r online it's hard to believe rounge is that much fast

[signal sluice]

wuts pitch ;-; im not an aviation god

[patent nexus]

Once you get used to it, it's a solid dogfighter though

[patent nexus]

Yes

But I won't be able to play now

[short lake]

Ya me too

I'm go sleep

[signal sluice]

same

[short lake]

It's 5 am

[patent nexus]

Damn

[signal sluice]

2324

[patent nexus]

Where are you from @short lake

It's 00:24 for me

[short lake]

I complete GOW & didn't sleep bcz of that

[signal sluice]

u france?

[patent nexus]

Sweden

[short lake]

India wbu

[signal sluice]

ah

minecraft place

[patent nexus]

Sweden

[short lake]

Nice

[patent nexus]

Yes

[signal sluice]

im place of the immortal person

[patent nexus]

Persson*

If you're thinking about Notch lol

[signal sluice]

.

the queen

[patent nexus]

Aight

[short lake]

Gn guy's cya later

Bui bui

[patent nexus]

Markus Persson is such an incredibly generic swedish name lmao

[patent nexus]

👋🏻

[craggy pond]

from that I managed to get 3.307.040 $ with 4 people
if we take both gold and white stuff with main target

in calculations for now

[wraith eagle]

rogue is good?

[patent nexus]

It's decent

[wraith eagle]

maybe i'll skip tula and get planes that are actually good

[signal sluice]

if u have the time isnt the starling the best dogfighter?

[patent nexus]

Very fast, pretty good for dogfighting, has bombs, explosive MGs and missiles

[patent nexus]

Starling is the best dogfighter by far

But the Rogue has much more speed

Also has explosive MGs

If you want to play it safe against all jets then use the starling

Personally though I'm confident that I can take down like 90% of randoms in jets with a lazer regardless of their jet

[signal sluice]

ngl i kinda wanna become cracked with the har-hydra lol

[patent nexus]

But I'm way more careful with Starlings

[signal sluice]

but ive never used a jet b4 lol

[patent nexus]

Get good with it

It's worth it

[signal sluice]

ive only flown my seabreeze around lmao

and then wasted sp many mk2s missles

[patent nexus]

Good jet pilots can be absolute menaces

[signal sluice]

i have the rogue,hydra,seabreeze, ultralight cause funni and the free plane from hangar

[wraith eagle]

i bought a starling given people seem to bring it up whenever there's a hydra/lazer debate. it's a very fun plane

[patent nexus]

I don't condone griefing but if someone is particularly annoying, spawntrapping them with a lazer/hydra isn't very hard once you get good

[signal sluice]

and then the only heli i have is savage and the frogger from crim

if u count sparrrow i have 2

[wraith eagle]

my first plane was a cuban, and i forgot how i got it

[signal sluice]

its free

[patent nexus]

I was gonna call you weird for owning a savage and not a buzzard

[signal sluice]

comes with hangar

[wraith eagle]

oh ok

can i sell it?

[patent nexus]

But now I realize that the buzzard isn't as necessary anymore

[signal sluice]

not sure

[patent nexus]

Don't think so

Or maybe you can

[wraith eagle]

lame

[patent nexus]

But you won't get anything from it

[signal sluice]

buzzard got replaced ages ago

[wraith eagle]

oh, that's fine. i just want it out of my hangar

[signal sluice]

im waiting for the akula to go on sale again

[patent nexus]

Closer to 1 year ago

[signal sluice]

*s t o r a g e*

[wraith eagle]

oh that's the first thing i got on sale though

akula

[signal sluice]

i want it to troll mk2 noobs lol theyll never see me coming

literally

yet again theres ghost,off radar, the new one

[patent nexus]

Taking down mk2s with an akula is very hard unless they're complete noobs

Like, can't-dodge-normal-missiles noobs

[signal sluice]

metal joins the chat

[patent nexus]

From Metpro?

I don't remember him using akula against an mk2

[signal sluice]

i love how u cant really get good with mk 2 as all u do is just fire, mk2 only takes skill for upsidedowm

[signal sluice]

i meant for the mk2 part of the scentence lol but it doesnt matter anyways

[patent nexus]

Hunter with 2 people is the only heli that actually has a somewhat good chance against an mk2

[signal sluice]

i wonder if metal or proto even own an akula

can u count an avenger with 2 people a heli lol

[patent nexus]

Kind of?

Though hitting an mk2 with that cannon is even harder

[signal sluice]

its difficult with vtols lol

[signal sluice]

rams mk2 eith the massive propellers

[patent nexus]

That's more viable

[signal sluice]

i mean what aer they gonna do? shoot you?

how many homings can the avenger take?

eh i gtg now so bye bye

[patent nexus]

A lot

[patent nexus]

👋🏻

[signal sluice]

It’s less than moc cab tho isn’t it

[patent nexus]

Yes

[wraith eagle]

avenger is fun

i don't care that it's a sitting duck in the sky, i always enjoy using avenger

[oblique mica]

I really want the final or next dlc of GTA to be something boat related

More boats ingame would brighten up the game

[wraith eagle]

i'd think that'd be unpopular

maybe if the yacht actually did something

[oblique mica]

No cause people don't like how underutilized the water parts of Los Santos are

If there were bigger reasons to travel in boats

like a boat cargo missions

[wraith eagle]

at this point in the game, there's no reason to travel in a boat unless you have to

[oblique mica]

then Rockstar would give more reason

more weaponised seacraft maybe?

[wraith eagle]

you'd be alone doing it

[signal sluice]

Why use a boat when u have seabreeze

[oblique mica]

I don't know I'm optimistic they can do something good with it

if not boats I'm not sure what else they could do

[wraith eagle]

they can. the question is if they'll make money while doing it

[signal sluice]

Deluxo mk2 heheh

[oblique mica]

Michael could be in the dlc

[wraith eagle]

maybe a mansion property, something people have been asking for and that's on land

maybe anything on land

[signal sluice]

Better armour, missiles obv, car,hover,flight and underwater heheheheh

[oblique mica]

perhaps

[reef bloom]

i need someone for Cayo

[signal sluice]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox

[oblique mica]

it is a shame that there's no houses in online

just apartments

[wraith eagle]

there are those stilt houses

people want mansions though

[oblique mica]

if they did add a mansion what would go with it?

[spiral pumice]

Can Anyone help me with prison break Lester mission

[wraith eagle]

whatever gta wants

[oblique mica]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox

[hushed sphinx]

does anyone want to help me sell vehicle cargo?

[oblique mica]

you need to ask in the lfg business channel pal

[hushed sphinx]

Oh shoot thanks

[oblique mica]

maybe something that pays equal to cayo perico

[wraith eagle]

im convinced they will do that before the end

[wintry heron]

anyone wanna play? im rlly bored

[oblique mica]

They can't just add a mansion and nothing alongside wouldn't be interesting

[wraith eagle]

tank the economy in gta5 before releasing gta6

last money grab

[oblique mica]

Yeah robbing the mayor of the city or similar

actually that's a good idea

robbing the guy who owns Los Santos

as one last f you

[patent nexus]

The only way boats would be viable in PvP is if they were able to stay in the water and hit people on land, which is how we got the cancer that is guided missiles

[oblique mica]

It would be hilarious if we could rob Lester

[patent nexus]

With that being said, if someone is being a dick with guided missiles there's no better feeling than getting a jet, dodging his guided missile, destroying his sub and then constantly killing him when he spawns on the beach/docks

[rough oracle]

Guys

I need some help

I have a ardent in my garage

And it is sitting weirdly in there

[patent nexus]

Lazer and hydra can destroy kosatkas in one strafe so they're the best if it's someone who TPs away

[rough oracle]

I can sit in it and turn the wheels

But it will not drive

[patent nexus]

Never heard of that before, have you tried changing its place in the garage?

[rough oracle]

It doesn’t show up

[patent nexus]

Then I don't know how to help sadly

Try switching sessions, if you haven't already

[rough oracle]

I just did that

I called up the mechanic and it doesn’t show up in any garage

[oblique mica]

that is weird

can you drive it out?

[rough oracle]

Nope

But the car starts up

I just closed the game and opening it up

[oblique mica]

try looking up a YouTube video

[rough oracle]

I’ll see

[oblique mica]

it sounds like a bug to me

[rough oracle]

Yeah idk how to fix it

I feel like a modded might’ve broken something for me

But I left a new session

[patent nexus]

It's fun as long as you're not on the receiving end of it

And when the person who you're doing it to really fucking deserves it

Those kinds of people for example

[open fossil]

It’s like a new group of people in here every few weeks

I don’t recognize any of you

[oblique mica]

I don't message in this channel

[patent nexus]

xXIlG0pAss1vElIXx

[oblique mica]

cause I'm usually looking to get money ingame lol

sitting on 4 and a half million now

[patent nexus]

It's so funny when they think they're good because they can go around the session killing randoms in a mk2 or lazer but then you come in and burst their bubble by demolishing them

[wraith eagle]

here as in the discord server or gta?

[upbeat salmon]

I saw someone with a -99.84kd

[wraith eagle]

i don't even know what tryhard means anymore

tryhard modders call regular ass players tryhards for playing the game

[patent nexus]

It has different meanings depending on who says it lol

[wraith eagle]

yes, this

[patent nexus]

Some think PVP players are tryhards, some think only those who ewo, heistwarp and such are tryhards and so on

I was called a tryhard because 3 guys went to get an Avenger to spawntrap me and I RPG spammed it

[wraith eagle]

if someone downloads software to cheat and risk getting a virus in order to trick strangers into thinking that they're good at the game, that means they're a tryhard, yes?

[patent nexus]

Idk

[oblique mica]

I remember this player who attempted to grief me while I was driving my terrotbyte

[patent nexus]

I don't see a point in arguing over definitions either

[wraith eagle]

there's a point

words are important

[oblique mica]

no matter how many rockets he threw at me to try blow it up it took forever

and yet he was determined to keep launching rockets from his MK2 lol

but he had a really bad kd

[patent nexus]

I sometimes kill people just because they have that tryhard edgelord look to their character

[patent nexus]

KD really doesn't matter

[oblique mica]

I have zero trust in oppressor players

[patent nexus]

Earlier today I met someone with like a 6 KD who was dogshit

Most people don't even think about it

[oblique mica]

I was doing a vip mission the other day and I was getting chased by this dude in a hydra

[ionic abyss]

But what about tryhard players

[oblique mica]

someone in an oppressor messaged me ingame saying they'd protect me

guess what happened

[ionic abyss]

Blown up

[oblique mica]

the dude tricked me and blew me up

and that was it for the VIP money that was worked hard to get :(

[patent nexus]

I've realized that I almost always tell people to get good with jets lol

[upbeat salmon]

Im straight up bad at pvp

[patent nexus]

But seriously it will help a lot in PVP

[upbeat salmon]

Well i did manage to get a kill back from a tryhard tho

[oblique mica]

jet players try too hard to shoot you

[patent nexus]

If you're at the sky limit with a jet then basically the only thing that can touch you is an orb or another jet

[upbeat salmon]

Just go in a parking garage and you are safe lol

[oblique mica]

what you should do to counter them is do a loop in your plane

[patent nexus]

???

[oblique mica]

then there own rocket will hit them

[patent nexus]

What?

[oblique mica]

yeah

it works

[upbeat salmon]

Some jet griefers use cannons

[patent nexus]

^

[oblique mica]

that too

[patent nexus]

Only the really, really bad ones use missiles lmfao

[oblique mica]

but they will wait for you outside

[patent nexus]

Get good with jets

And shoot them down

There's the best jet counter

[oblique mica]

homing missile launcher ftw

[patent nexus]

????????????

[upbeat salmon]

I practice using nose dives with my hydra by shooting npcs cars

[patent nexus]

No lmfao

[oblique mica]

what's your guys favourite gun

not counting weapons on vehicles

[upbeat salmon]

I have alot of weaponized vehicles to give a noob hell if they kill me

[upbeat salmon]

Special carbine mk2 and assault shotgun

[patent nexus]

Heavy sniper

mk2

[oblique mica]

I like the SC mk 2 as well but also the pump shotgun with fire rounds

[rocky timber]

assault shotgun overrated eh?
isnt heavy shotgun better, as it got more range and damage

[upbeat salmon]

I heard a mk2 sniper one shot a player?

[rocky timber]

fire rate is same

[patent nexus]

Yes

Ever since the contract update they're a 1-shot

[upbeat salmon]

Op lol

[oblique mica]

heavy sniper can ko you and they don't even sway

they're broken as shit

[patent nexus]

Agreed

[oblique mica]

I use it when I see someone on a rooftop with an rpg

[upbeat salmon]

I do have the mk2 heavy sniper but barely use it

[rocky timber]

fr

[patent nexus]

You should start using it more

[dusky heron]

Anyone want to do the casino heist????

[patent nexus]

It's really good when you learn to snipe

[rocky timber]

we barely encounter long range fights

[oblique mica]

ask in the lfg casino channel please

[upbeat salmon]

They aren’t very useful with close combat

[rocky timber]

shorter range carbine mk2 gud

[dusky heron]

Srry

[oblique mica]

I always get attacked from long range the hell

[upbeat salmon]

Maybe if i do pvp i’ll use it more

But i dont

[patent nexus]

Even on console, the moment you're out of auto-aim range the heavy sniper is the best option

[oblique mica]

always a player who KOs me from Vespucci when I'm in maze bank lol

[upbeat salmon]

Is it me or the npcs i fight are always accurate?

[oblique mica]

no

I got one shot by an NPC in a contract mission today

with a shotgun

[upbeat salmon]

Hell a player has to use a sniper to shoot down someone in a mk2 but npcs can just use their smgs to shoot me

[patent nexus]

It depends

Some NPCs are sitting ducks

Some are aimbot monsters

[upbeat salmon]

Some enemies in the contract infinitely spawns

[oblique mica]

I might be crazy but the NPC's in the contract missions seem way harder than the ones in the VIP Dre missions

[upbeat salmon]

I didn’t even finish it

[oblique mica]

oh I think that's the third investigation you're thinking of?

[ionic abyss]

Lolololol

[upbeat salmon]

Some enemies shot me down while i was in a mk2 really up and moving

[upbeat salmon]

Its the 2nd one

The auction

[ionic abyss]

Ur average gta NPC

[upbeat salmon]

Shut up marston you got shot and betrayed by agent ross

[oblique mica]

enemies planes that follow you into zancudo have the same fate

[ionic abyss]

[upbeat salmon]

I have the hanger so i might use that for my advantage lol

[ionic abyss]

Atleast I died with honor

[upbeat salmon]

Your brother died thinking you’ll have a good life but you didnt

[patent nexus]

Some of them are insane

[rough oracle]

So I bought the nightclub

[oblique mica]

yeah whenever you do a source mission for the hangar that spawns enemy planes, don't try to fight the planes just let them follow you to zancudo

[rough oracle]

How do I get money from it effectively

[upbeat salmon]

Cayo is effective but boring

[oblique mica]

the military screws them easy

[upbeat salmon]

Or do mc missions or bunker

[rough oracle]

I did cayo alr not long ago

[upbeat salmon]

Do some contract missions?

[rough oracle]

How?

[upbeat salmon]

Agency

[rough oracle]

I’m not the best at this game

[upbeat salmon]

If you have it

[rough oracle]

What’s an agency?

[oblique mica]

if you have a bunker or MC business you can assign technicians to accrue the resources you get for those

[upbeat salmon]

The new update

[oblique mica]

and then sell it from your nightclub

[rough oracle]

So I usually do special cargo

I buy the cargo from my office

And instead of selling it from my warehouse, I sell it from my nightclub?

[oblique mica]

also whenever you do a business battle you can take the goods from that to your nightclub

[upbeat salmon]

They’ll get shot down yes?

[oblique mica]

yes

like instantly lol

[upbeat salmon]

The red dot is gonna disappear in the speed of light lol

[oblique mica]

no thats different

you don't sell crates from your nightclub

you sell MC goods, weapons or whatever you took from a business battlev

[oblique mica]

it literally does tho

[rough oracle]

Is that why you see a bunch of people partaking in those?

[oblique mica]

Yes

they get added to the nightclub stock

[rough oracle]

I’ll try to partake in the next one

And I bring it to my nightclub?

[oblique mica]

which adds up the money you make from the next sell

[rough oracle]

And I can carry 72 of those crates

[oblique mica]

yeah you'll get told to bring it to your nightclub

no crates are unrelated to the nightclub

[wraith eagle]

i love clearing out my night club

[oblique mica]

Crate warehouse and nightclub are entirely separate businesses

[wraith eagle]

solo public lobby of course

[oblique mica]

yeah nightclub sell missions are a pain

laughs in terrorbyte

[wraith eagle]

i think dude knows what he meant to say. the night club cargo is pretty similar to crates

warehouse space and shit

[rough oracle]

Yeah

How do I know when the next business battle is happening?

[oblique mica]

I think it's random

[rough oracle]

I don’t have an aircraft or oppressor to get to the business battle

[upbeat salmon]

Only reason i bought the nightclub is because i wanted the terrobyte

[oblique mica]

the terrorbyte is a thing of beauty

[upbeat salmon]

So i have the ls one

[oblique mica]

i hope the terrorbyte goes on sale soon

every player needs one

[upbeat salmon]

They’ll need the night club first

[oblique mica]

could be a double didcountv

nightclub with terrorbyte

[rough oracle]

How can I make 1.2M fast

That’s how much I need till terabyte

[upbeat salmon]

You have any mc or bunker that needs selling?

[oblique mica]

I would say cayo but that's not fast per se

[upbeat salmon]

Some top range cars?

[tough mountain]

its helpful for sourcing cargo and stuff

[upbeat salmon]

Full crates?

[oblique mica]

if you have 10 standard and 10 medium cars in your vehicle warehouse you'll get infinite top range cars to sell

each of those will net you 10k

[upbeat salmon]

Imagine if they nerfed that

[wintry heron]

Hello

[upbeat salmon]

aight im out

Goodbye

[wintry heron]

Why

[oblique mica]

timezones buddy

[wintry heron]

Goodbye

[oblique mica]

any predictions on what tomorrow's discounts are gonna be

I pray that the Moc goes cheap along with the bunker

[little vortex]

Aren’t vehicle workshops in agencies discounted?

[oblique mica]

yes

oh fuck

I missed buying that

[little vortex]

i wanted to buy it rn but it’s still 800k for me

[oblique mica]

yeah mine was too

and I literally just completed the Dre contract to get it cheaper

[wintry heron]

Idk

[oblique mica]

a discount on the arena workshop might be nice

[wintry heron]

What’s that

[oblique mica]

I know very little people who have one

[oblique mica]

it lets you get special armored vehicles

[wraith eagle]

i've decided to skip arena war entirely

[oblique mica]

with sawblades and things attached

[little vortex]

Never done arena war

[oblique mica]

I haven't played any arena since the last 2x money

[wraith eagle]

the vehicles are too expensive

might as well buy up all the jets before i start with arena war

[oblique mica]

I gotta be honest I don't like this week's double money gamemode

[wraith eagle]

which is that again/

[oblique mica]

trapdoor

[wraith eagle]

ah

i played it but i forgot. it's annoying when modders decide to join, so i stopped playing it

[oblique mica]

I miss it when actually fun gamemodes were double monry

[wraith eagle]

it happens sometimes

[oblique mica]

like motor wars and deadline

those I love

[wraith eagle]

usually it's some adversary mode. i prefer sumo

[oblique mica]

Trapdoor gets super boring

[rough oracle]

I don’t have vehicle warehouse just special

[oblique mica]

I remember grinding that one adversary mode where you're trying to get checkpoints in planes

[oblique mica]

Ah

do you have a bunker?

[wintry heron]

Nice 👍

Should I get a bunker?

I don’t need money I just kinda want the MOC

[rough oracle]

Yeah I have the free one

Up way north

[oblique mica]

ouch

[rough oracle]

Yeah…

[wintry heron]

Must be a pain

[oblique mica]

when they discount bunkers you really need to get Chumash

[wintry heron]

I remember my first casino heist I had the arcade at the top of the map

[oblique mica]

It's a much better location

[patent nexus]

People say you need to have 10 standard and 10 mid cars to only get top cars but as long as you only ever sell top range cars you're good to go

So it's not as complicated as some make it out to be

[rough oracle]

I don’t have money at all

[oblique mica]

maybe ask around for someone to do the cayo finale with?

as an associate

[tough mountain]

#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc ask here and say you'll do 1 for 15

[oblique mica]

yeah you really should get it

at least to have a vehicle workshop and a way to counter oppressors

[tough mountain]

bunker is nice aswell

for cool stuff

[oblique mica]

but do not get paleto

[tough mountain]

i got chumash when it went on discount

[oblique mica]

any business in paleto is a no no

[patent nexus]

I sold bunker stock today for the first time in a long while

[tough mountain]

paleto is very bad

[patent nexus]

Then I reassigned my staff to research

[rough oracle]

Why do I not have any guns

Where did they go

[patent nexus]

So now I still won't sell bunker stock for another 6 months

[patent nexus]

MOdders

[oblique mica]

only get it in paleto if you've got it strictly for Mk2 research

[patent nexus]

Just switch session

[rough oracle]

Yeah there was a modded that was in that game smh

[patent nexus]

If you want to, you can rub it into their face that they can't fight on even grounds

[rough oracle]

Lol

Oh phew I still have em

[patent nexus]

It's sadly the PC experience

But at least you're not playing at 15fps

[oblique mica]

yay for being on console lol

[wintry heron]

Console is very underrated

[pastel kernel]

I would never want to play ok pc for gta

It is only modded

Modder and griefer

[patent nexus]

There's just as many griefers on console lol

If anything I'd guess even more, because of the chat on pc

[inland flax]

Xbox is superior

We only have money mods

And very few modders

[patent nexus]

Better than ps4?

[inland flax]

Yeah

[patent nexus]

How

[inland flax]

Ps4 only has a bunch of anime noobs

That can’t PvP for shit

[oblique mica]

Xbox one is better than PS4 but

[inland flax]

[oblique mica]

PS5 is better than Xbox series

[inland flax]

Wrong

[patent nexus]

Sounds like a stretch

[inland flax]

⬛⬛ ⬛

[oblique mica]

So many better exclusives on ps5

[patent nexus]

If anything the xbox community has a reputation for being worse lol

[oblique mica]

you can't get god of war or demon's souls on Xbox

so ps5 is better

lol

[patent nexus]

If we're talking about things besides GTA

PC is by far better

Just putting that out there

[oblique mica]

elden ring is better on console

by a mile

[patent nexus]

The one reason it's a toss-up for GTA is because R* can't be bothered to fix basic security measures

[patent nexus]

How

[oblique mica]

there's performance issues for it on pc

and the controls seem to be better mapped out for controllers

[patent nexus]

Does it not have controller support?

[oblique mica]

it does but that doesn't remove the PC lag

[patent nexus]

Also apparently the performance is getting fixed

[oblique mica]

consoles don't have any issues I've heard

[patent nexus]

Also

Just gonna say

I wouldn't trade away all the modders for being forced to play in 15fps

[dry pine]

Does any one know good ways to make money? I don’t really have any rn

[ionic abyss]

Gta but the game is filled with Fortnite kids

And Fortnite is filled with GTA tryhards

[ionic abyss]

Yes it's called cayo

[tough spoke]

wrong both same ps5 only for eye candy imo

[tough spoke]

had some

[dry pine]

I don’t have a kosatka

[amber hatch]

i remember getting packie mcreary for diamond casino heist a couple of days ago but for some reason my game didnt save and i have to wait for packie all over again

[tough spoke]

lol

[amber hatch]

i got it last night but game bugged again and it said that i failed

👍 nice game rockstar

[tough spoke]

lol

its almost 10 y/o

tho

[amber hatch]

ill try and do it again later

[amber hatch]

ceo crates and mc business

[errant umbra]

should i get deluxo or mk2

[tough mountain]

mk2

[tough spoke]

id get the deluxo

[tough mountain]

i'd get it when i got the basic stuff

[tough spoke]

yh true

its probably going to be one of the last things i buy

but mk 2 if you have everything for it

do i have to source crates for night club?

[thick sun]

Nah

[tough spoke]

ah ok thx

[patent nexus]

Business battles can kind of be seen as something similar

But they're not mandatory ofc

I actually like that they added a mechanic where players can fight each other over cargo to sell

It's much better than how they did

Well all other businesses

Where some dumbass on an mk2 or in a lazer can destroy hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cargo in a post-op van for basically nothing

This also applies to nightclub sell missions but there the delivery guy has a better chance of defending themselves

[tough spoke]

hate those kinda people

who destroy product

[patent nexus]

Ikr

It's either noobs who don't know any better or social outcasts who get a feel-good moment for doing so

They also use anime pfps if they're in this server

Not gonna say any names though

[tough spoke]

yeah, lol prob

[tough spoke]

id never do that unless they are a greifer or toxic to everyone in the lobby

[patent nexus]

I did it by accident like a few days ago

Some guy was just going around killing people (can't remember if he was on an mk2 or in a jet)

So I kill him, and then I see "Senskalle (my username) destroyed some product"

I got confused and then called him braindead for attacking us DURING one of HIS cargo missions

[tough spoke]

lol

[hidden cloud]

Hey ik this is not the lfg page but I have a idea

I wanna get the sub then replay glitch till I have like 70 mil

I wanna do it on Saturday and just grind alll day

[tiny portal]

This isnt a glitch server

[amber hatch]

i wanna try the cayo replay glitch

[tough spoke]

we dont talk bout those in here

gl-tches

[amber hatch]

bruh the video my teacher playing is so loud\

the audio quality is so bad

[twilit crow]

I have some money and i would like to know if i should buy a facility or agency building could someone give me a recomondation

[amber hatch]

[twilit crow]

ok ty

how many dr.dre missions are there

before you get the cash

ok

are they long or like 10-15 each

ok

so not too long

isn't there a wall safe that gets more money with the more security contracts you do

ok cause i saw something saying you can get it up to like 20k a day in the safe

ok tanks for the help

[echo light]

Puse

[obsidian heart]

Sup

#💬┃gorilla-chat

I have an adult question

Lol

[static valve]

do you know if you have to own the moc or can you use a friends moc to get black joggers

[obsidian heart]

Where can I horn hores in GTA online?

[twilit crow]

wtf

[obsidian heart]

TGG does it in his last video

[static valve]

who me

[obsidian heart]

TGG does it in his last video

[static valve]

oh

[static valve]

but do u know

[twilit crow]

you find them

they get in

you get out in a cemitary

[obsidian heart]

W h e r e ?

[twilit crow]

beat them blow them up and there car

[static valve]

ok

[twilit crow]

then take the easy way out

[obsidian heart]

?

[twilit crow]

you can find them near vinewood blv or near strip club

[obsidian heart]

Thanks

You sound like a frequent client 😂😂

Gotta try it

[static valve]

@everyone does anyone know how to get black joogers

[obsidian heart]

Use the horn of your car to call them

[karmic shore]

Guys btw how much time does it need to wait for cayo perico heist again?

[thick sun]

Not long

[karmic shore]

Like?

[thick sun]

Just got to the sub and wait. Like 5 minutes maybe

[karmic shore]

Ooo

[tough spoke]

got the master control terminal finally

[wintry heron]

Is it worth it?

[tough spoke]

yes

[wintry heron]

Nice 👍

[tough spoke]

1.7m but worth not having to travel to every buisness

to resupply

[wintry heron]

I dont have that many businesses

I feel like they are a waste of money and time

[tough spoke]

...

passive money

[wintry heron]

Still a waste especially MC business

[fast trout]

so im running cayo perico and my screen froze just as I'm leaving the compound, is there any way to fix this?

or do I need to quit and restart

[vague rock]

At what point during the heist payout transition should I disconnect the internet for the Cayo replay glitch?

[vague rock]

Go to resource manager and suspend gra5.exe, then resume the process after 5-10 seconds

[fast trout]

my friend said it made me quit lol

its aight, i sorta knew it was a restart anyways

[vague rock]

Anyone doing the replay glitch? I did it but I’m missing the heist pay

[tough spoke]

not a glitch server

[lunar flame]

It's easier with someone else

[upbeat salmon]

pretty much bored

[ionic abyss]

Desert plains

[gentle crane]

I've just realised

Have y'all ever looked at the skateparks in GTA v and thought "wow, they look like garbage"

[plain ermine]

not really

you'll walk to your business eventually

and lost some times

[wintry heron]

When does 2x security contract ends?

[tough spoke]

tonight?

[slender phoenix]

is skateboard even exist in gta

[gentle crane]

Probably

[covert vault]

Well, I don't know about you and how fast you are with your businesses, but when you can resupply all of the businesses from the same place, MCT is totally worth it

[covert vault]

There are at last three that I could think of, can be much more. Pretty much useless to me tho'

[wintry heron]

Job warping

[indigo tundra]

[covert vault]

Even with the job/activity warps, you can't be faster teleporting between businesses than just resupplying all at the same computer in less than 15 secs of time

[wintry heron]

Yeah I know

[sweet lava]

Can some one hack for casino

[karmic shore]

Guys what is the good loot?:

1. 2 gold 2 painting
2. 3 gold 1 painting

[ionic abyss]

3 gold 1 painting obviously

[ionic abyss]

Or get this learn how to hack

🤡

[sweet lava]

Shut up

[ionic abyss]

Lololol

[sweet lava]

Idk what is so funny

[ionic abyss]

@wintry heron Imagine not knowing how to do a fingerprint in the casino heist

Couldn't be me

[sweet lava]

How is it funny

[ionic abyss]

The hack is so ez people act like it's hard

[sweet lava]

Never said it was hard

[wintry heron]

It’s easy but a bit annoying

[sweet lava]

That’s what I thought

[covert vault]

Only "hard" hack is the flashing dot hack (whatever it's actually called) when some noob hasn't done the proper preps for casino

[ionic abyss]

Then why ask someone to hack for the heist

[ionic abyss]

Totally wasn't my friend

[sweet lava]

What friends

[covert vault]

Maybe he hasn't any decently good hacker friends so he could do it

[ionic abyss]

The ones I have

🤡

[sweet lava]

I don’t see any

[ionic abyss]

I'll allow it

[ionic abyss]

Well no fucking shit

[covert vault]

I usually end up doing only hacks myself and the friends just looting.

[ionic abyss]

How to leave 3 carts full of loot in the vault

[sweet lava]

I didn’t know you had friends with that sacasime

[upbeat salmon]

sacasime?

[ionic abyss]

Lol imagine not having good Grammer

[covert vault]

Yeah, that is the problem. That's why I haven't done casino heists for a long time. There are a lot of things to get the money with less stress

[ionic abyss]

Like with 2 people you can get a good amount if ur target is cash any approach

Though aggressive is best for cash

[upbeat salmon]

I chose the worst hacker in casino

🙂

[covert vault]

Imagine complaining when someone with not native english speaker (I assume) makes a mistake, might need to think yourself a bit

[ionic abyss]

Ur a mad man

[ionic abyss]

Yes it's called joking around

[upbeat salmon]

Im not a native speaker OwO

[ionic abyss]

Today is the day that @upbeat salmon will be hanged for being a furry

[upbeat salmon]

Yiff yiff

[ionic abyss]

Tf

[upbeat salmon]

licks tail by snapping my neck

[ionic abyss]

"Can you run me a cayo"- 🤓

[upbeat salmon]

No do it your own

[ionic abyss]

Literally

Istg it's always 11 yr olds begging you to run cayos for them

[upbeat salmon]

Buy your own kosatka like a real man

[ionic abyss]

Exactly

[upbeat salmon]

And ask for more than 25%

[ionic abyss]

Nah they ask for 85%

[upbeat salmon]

[wintry heron]

I had someone say that 50% is enough 💀

I kicked the fucker

Every time I snipe someone using a minigun they say nIcE aImBoT

Now drop money

[soft onyx]

did the sales drop or not yet ?

[wintry heron]

No…

[soft onyx]

😦

why did it change

i did the 2 dots on top of each other and opened a bracket and it automatically changed

[brave lily]

God dang i can't find anyone with a panther statue to b2b with me

[wintry heron]

Cry

[brave lily]

ok

😭😭😭

[soft onyx]

that is rare to find

[wintry heron]

I have one but idc

[ionic abyss]

Lzzzz cry about it

[soft onyx]

and we dont talk about glitches here

[ionic abyss]

[wintry heron]

Unfortunately when I want to give people money I don’t do cayo with them

I do casino

So you can cry

[brave lily]

eh i got rid of my diamonds on casino for no reason

[wintry heron]

I can still get them on pc

I don’t have them rn

[ionic abyss]

Smartest choice because kids won't stfu and will keep saying

"Can you run me a cayo"

[soft onyx]

casino is better than cayo

[indigo tundra]

Would u rather be gay or have no games, no TV, No Internet for the rest of ur life

[brave lily]

Its more fun than cayo tbh

[soft onyx]

yeah

[ionic abyss]

[indigo tundra]

[ionic abyss]

😩

[indigo tundra]

Tell

[soft onyx]

[ionic abyss]

💦

[indigo tundra]

How to get away with murder?

[ionic abyss]

Step one kill urself

[soft onyx]

in gta right ?

[indigo tundra]

No

[soft onyx]

[indigo tundra]

[ionic abyss]

step 2 talk with Jesus about the murder

[brave lily]

[indigo tundra]

Bru

[wintry heron]

Hey is black panther still in game or no

For cayo heist

[ionic abyss]

[indigo tundra]

Black panther

[soft onyx]

nope

[ionic abyss]

Who TF says black panther

Like bro this isn't Fortnite

[wintry heron]

How does that have anything to do with fortnite

[soft onyx]

i didnt realize el rubio lived in wakanda

[ionic abyss]

Lol

[indigo tundra]

Oh my gosh it's the guy from Fortnite