#🚔┃gta-discussion
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I stole your highschool crush
never had one
🧢
didnt go
Yeah got fucked by Pavel
thats ma boy friend
I want pink DIAMOND 😡😡
*yeah

ok

i can give
@iron walrus


shit wrong emote

I was doing the armor distruption until my sparrow crashed into the sea there was no hope until kotsatka services cane in clutch
hands over fake pink diamond that looks real
insert "ok and?" gif here
aight
rubs pink diamond on dick and gives to kyle
ah yesss
shit wrongfg
It was a pavel story like mf 💀
😩
*rubs pink diamand on dick and gives to kyle
oh u turned in to el rubio now??

i just was lester
We dont talk abt tht here
tell me what i should be next
Lana Rhoades
LOLSS
yeh mann
Steals kyles kosakta and blow it up
don't let ur dreams be dreams
and so, I didn't get my tulip back... sobs

u can blow something else😏

Most of us
blows up balloon and put the blow hole on ice mans dick

Fr I was 18+ since I was like 13
That won’t hold up in court
😩


inflates from the air and explodes

They shoot El Rubio
Got a cayo heist here ready to go , if anyone wants to jump on ?
ok and?
You got snap?
me?
Ye
Lets go!!
nah my phone drowned in da ice lake
The gather intel worked
😩
I got pink and 6g
good for u
Far out , the gta chat gettin saucy
Wait did putin got censored as adolf hitler?
putin' these nuts in yo mouth 
What the cracked out teeth is goin on 🤣🤣
Ok what approach vehicle should i use? Except kotsatka
Go long fin
No
How do I get money
Sex
Seggs
ye
The one where you steal from island
do cayo perico 200 times and suffer from succes
Bruh which loadout?
Yes i will but which loadout
I have nothing good in the game and just go around killing npc
literally any loadout
the agressor works the best for me
@wintry heron ban
spam
😩

yahh
cow is so cruel 

Went on a huge spending spree lol
Ok ty
The only reason my friend bought a kotsatka was to get a dinghy 💀
and?
@slender stag do you sell cookie dough
what u gonna buy then
Facility Office Upgrade Avenger all Max
YeS
So it is you

Is this u
waaat
who tf is kyle selling dough
That's u
i am confusion
Don't be ashamed tho we all know you're a poor irrelevant bitch
Hello Chat
Hi
who u talking to?
In what
Gta
Roblox
roblos
Come do some heists
Come on then
did u know that russian rubel's value is lover than robux's?
What
can i help
Im poor
Yes we did
I did that for 10 hours
I just go around shooting npc
😩
Or buy shark cards 
Oh
sell npc cars
If u want man haha
ahh yess good old days

robux is roblox money
Goddamn this game is trash
Can one of you guys help me deliver cargo for my ceo
no
Bruh stfu i called my mechanic twice to get my car but he didnt come

Heists gets you the best money , after you do one , buy either a kosatka or a some businesses
Ok
even mechanic doesn't like u 
cayo heist
I dint even want him to but i need my car

Hahahahaha not a waste at all man
I need cool car
about 1.3mil per heistt
I thought 1k was a lot
U can get 1.7ish mil per hour
My god
much money

cap
How
Will be
yes
if u sweating with opressor mk2 u can get like 1.4/hour mybe
ice😩 😩 😩
Wassup
flying bike 💀
@supple fractal
It is a flying bike
@nocturne garden If you need help with the heist I'll be willing to
Had missile
U new to gta online?
Yes
Hahaha nah man , I've been playing it all day , getting a camp heist propped and done, 1.7 mil everytime
Oh ok thats why
I’m like level 40
Bru
it's called the oppressor mk2
And I don't have an oppressor
And kill npc
No

It’s a flying bike
And if u do that stuff how r u level 40
@nocturne garden
Im confused
Bc I just mess around
Im done
Why
don't stress it, if he doesn't know, he doesn't. don't stress it too much fam
Bit sus
and that's none of your business
Ngl
How
R u new to gta series
Ah thats why
Takes a fair bit to get to level 40 tho
sheesh
That's a shit load of dead npc 🤣🤣

Did u do any heists
Your the Hitler in gta v to npcs hey haha
Where he picks you up
There r many Lester ones
Lh
Where you drove armoured car
Oh
So how tf ur level 40
I don’t know
What that
Ceo office

Bc my dad got for Christmas gta v
And I got a starter pack
Criminal
Enterprise
Ur dad
Yes
Ur age?
13

What’s your age
And ur dad gifted u a 18+ game
Yes
19
I think ur dad is stupid or someshit or he blind
Bro don't be toxic
Welll
So ur dad knew its a 18+ game and gave it to u
Yes
He certainly has a point
I
😩
i wish it still was fun for me
Your father should be aware of the sexual themes in the game
His fucking dad gave him a 18+ game
I know
Wow
I wouldn’t let My kids play gta
Cuz if my dad saw me buying 18+ games like 2,3 years ago he would beat me up like a footbal
Until they understand what it is that they’re playing
y'all too sweet to not be able to handle gtav at 13. let the boy grow up
That's Insane Luck
Thats luck or idk
@placid mica you really think growing up means playing gta?
He is 13
13!
He’s 13 son
He don’t even know how to drive
Sup dawgs?
So he understands
Your curiosity

amogn su moment
Bruh. Even 9 y/o's play gta
Ur dad needs therapy
Wow
Buy buying it secretly
Ngl I'm just here to find someone to play heists with and make those sweet extra dollary doos, I ain't here for some therapy shif hahahaha
so what 😭 i killed pedestrians in gta vc at 11
Vc ain't bad as gta5
I know I’m not dumb
@indigo tundra who hurt u bro
Wdym?
Or cracking
I’m not so sad to not have a gf
Let’s see what he says
and i was 11 not 13
Yea but vc wasn't that bad
sussy baka
And with a gf?
Yes
Man that ain’t a gf
Bruh
Y’all don’t know what that even is really yet
Thanks
Lol
Yeah you're not supposed to play gta
Do you know that?
Im 19 and dont have a gf
Sad
that's young love bro, let it flourish
Bruh
Sheesh
Young love starts at 16
bitch im 19
13+ is discrod
Oof I'm 21 and getting married next year
U old
Congo btw
Yoo congrats
discord is 13+ he's 13 so it's okay
My bad

Yea have fun seeing naked strippers
That’s a weird way to talk about your sisters @supple fractal
wasnt ur pfp a gif
when nitron't
No
hiii bb
Nitro over
F
Dude is seeing virtual tits at an early age

Don’t tell me that’s not doing anything to him

how is u doingg
me when nitro over: 🧊
It did to me
Oh wait u don't know what r oppressors but u know naked strippers

living
Som
Omfg
lol
Nah bro i got gta at like 7-8
@indigo tundra see
yas
SuS indeed
No
Which gta
Thanks 
Being exposed to that early age isn’t good
I just like driving around
It confuses you lol
I never seen a strip
should i buy vehicle warhouse and bunker or kastako and bunker first
Ya aight
@nocturne garden relax, just ignore them lol it's ur life not theirs
Than how do u know a strip
Haha amateur
5
Hi bro how you doin
good
...
@placid mica you know what you’re right
Kids these days
Letme guide u son
Tripping over nothing
live your life how you want to live it
at ur age i was playing with Legos and didn't even know what computer were 😩
Well u cant even blâme kids
@supple fractal same lmao
Ma boi yeaa
@pine bridge i could've given you some real money
We didnt have Internet in our age
Think that saved me for being addicted to it
fr bruh, yall @ ing him for something yall can't control lol
Buy kosatka
We used to play ping pong
You didn't send friend request
Chill down bro. Don't act like a boomer
Facts @placid mica
sometimes its better not to care about what other people think of you
You right
im waiting for the gta online stand alone version to come out
Well everyone cares a little bit
If u see q8+ games r in demand and many youtubers play it
Then why are you asking all the questions so early lol
Alr
idk
Kids see the youtubers playing 18+ games and they want to play that game
Cringe
What's the context?

Cuz 18+ games look interesting
No
Ok Boomer. U can stop ranting now
Bruh this game totally sucks i am doing the agency contract that humane labs mission
Cause humans love violence
I didn t wven know about gta my dad bought it thinking it was a racing game
Ban ban ban
agreed
We love violence and sex
Lol
This trash game keeps spawning me on that mountaint
No one rlly cares about the age shit tbh
Thats true
Yes
What's the context mfs
Why do they even write 18+
asking a 13 year old to not play gta
There are exceptions in some cases ofc
but not gta
To show what age should be playing it
Frikin Laws and ither legal stuff
Fr i don t even look at the age thingy i just buy games that i like
Even my 8 year old cousin plays gta
Then why you moaning at a 13 yo
Why tho we aren't his/her parents
Saddo
fR
Bro
Why do i care so much abt other life?

I watched porn when i was like 13 and it sais 18+ none told me abt it either
Get a life
Fr
@muted frost
But gtavc looks so family friendly compared to gta5
@inland flax

That’s not something to be proud of my G
I m'en even 8 year old do it
Yeah that was written before the first porn video you watched as well
But if im not wrong parents should look into what there son is doing
I am a changed man now
They remastered it tho 
Still
Good luck
I watched it like twice because of toxic enviroment
My guy only played gta5
What makes you watch it?
Porn is addicting
I so miss the excitement of doing cayo perico
Once u watch it u want stop
So what
I didn t want to but i did for my "friends"
brb
It was interesting the first 15 times
You watched porn with the homies ? @daring swallow
Big red bull
is the replay glitch for cayo on xbox working ?
Yes
Is this even gta discussion?
do i just close the game when i get handed the envelope ?
Bruh
or do i turn off my console
No

i haven’t played in months
Idk but 2000 was better
Idk bro we finger each other everyday so...
That’s a circle jerk @daring swallow
In 2009 I was like 7 and played gta3
I saw an omegle video of an 8yr old taking a hit from tha bong
Ban ban ban
I think y’all just had some repressive urges
In 2009 there was no internet in my country
Go fuck yourself spammer
Honestly
what did he do
Which setups are best for Cayo perico
Kotaska

Ok
entrance: drainage tunnel

Do kosatka
Plasma cutter/vault codes
Fingerprint cloner
Torch
Conspirator
Lets not get into tht topic again, yes?
Thanks
Longfin
@nocturne garden so, kosatka,torch,cloner,plasma cutter. These will do just fine
I honestly prefer kosatka
My dad would never buy je gta if I showed him
Ty
My older brother had so I stole it and played gta3
My dad didn’t buy my gta

Do longfin
Cause the guy on the counter told him what it was about
But the longfin is faster if u have phantom wedge
Who did then
Lol
Now days the ppl at gamestop dont even care
My friend let me borrow it 2 years later
not really
When I was 15
If I see a kid buying gta im like I dont care
What about some smokes
Actually with the longfin you can loot the main docks first and get to the compound
🤨
ye but why tho
Saves about a 3-4 minutes
How much is the phantom wedge?
It takes me 2 weeks to do setups for first time
We think it’s different
I went to game shop to buy some games
And I saw a kid buying gta
And I told the dad that it isn't good for him and it has like nudity and that stuff
But they dad said he wanted to play
So he still bought it for the child LOL
1.5ish mil
2.3m ig
@indigo tundra then that’s the dads fault
Why you gotta be like that
It's alot higher with the buy now price
Yea
I mean it’s always the parents fault
I go to main docks after taking the primary target
doing okay?
Oh
They’re the ones that buy it
I mean I cant even argue on that
Nope
Oh damn
Idk i just buy stuff don't look at the price lol
Same @wintry heron
Same
U guys still think gta online is fun
Yes
The only thing i regretted was the yatch
Yes
My pockets swole
With friends hell yeah
Without friends
If I play with friends yes
I have like everything
Gtao is best played with 3 friends
Yeah. With certain invironment
🤡🤡🤡😐😐😐
I kill players but not the players with cargo
No
@pastel kernel give us subs
Give me Amazon
I don't grief but sometimes act like a pretty sweaty tryhard
Jeff bezos IS eating USA's taxes
Yes
They wont
Subway??
Like pvp is fun
The game devlopers if gta did such a good job
Ok 👍
This games about crime
Actually i am
So imma commit crimes on people
Like ppl still play 8 years older
Can’t be mad at that
Can u belive it
Yesterday i put my ps4 in storage
Twich subs 😅
U guys still use ps4?
The game is 8 years old but it still compets with 2022 games
Like cyberpunk
How is your name purple btw
Yeah mr rich guy
He boosted
He bought booster
He has nitro
U sure
Aye
Yes
Cp should be a 18+ game for sure
Literary no one I know plays it
My 8 year old brother plays it
Cyberpunk might be dead but not as dead as battlefield 2042
It is
I've played cp and it was bad
Oh. Yeah
Last gen console players know the struggle
Stfu
But nobody cares in the end
Yah even I bought it
Same
Witcher 3 was a great game
They fucked up cyberpunk
They were rushing with it
HZD was my prsnl favourite rpg though
They was busy recording sex scenes lmao

"ImMerSe YouRSeLf iN CyBerPunk 2077"
Wake the fuck up samurai
I was about to write that
is it possible for an account to get botted or smth? i keep getting in game invites from 2 ppl only
Ok
Do it
Me too
Ballstorture keep inviting me
Yah
Gtao on pc is such a struggle
Block him

Its always the pc
getting raided by russia 😳
Wow
no
Congratulations boii
Wha
whats wrong?
Should Ukraine be part of russia
i'll dm in a while mario
alright
Ayoo
is tggs solo cayo guide still good
Stay safe and gl 
Ye
Don't discuss political conflicts here
K
alr thanks
im almost always showing online
You got some audacity to question the credibility of the owner of the server
Eh
Fr
i meant like does it still give a lot
Im white 💀
or did he make a new updated guide
- you are*
Lol
Uh
The solo guide is pretty old
@pine bridge if u want a good guide
Imo just do cayo Perico
@brisk spoke u
If i was playing i could've given you a headstart
I recommend randomweirdthings for a good cayo guide
6-7 million to get your shit in place
U got a ps5

Even if i was can you do something about it
What tf

Head-start
@steady marten ^^^
@steady marten
I quit gaming bro
Sweet home Alabama
oh
bitc i already pinged
?history 767040314590363650
That’s such a bad troll
SMART BOI#1602 was muted | No reason given.
Thx
Oh my god
That Bastard is a real mess
Lol
SMART BOI#1602 has been warned. || n word (3)
Yh
Let him make another account
Racist ass mf
@steady marten if his message history looks sus, feel free to ban him ;)
It is
ban
Luckily
ban
Ye
Most probably a kid
SMART BOI#1602 was banned | troll
It’s impossible to offend me on the internet
YUH
Funanlly
ur fat
Be said the n word
@wintry heron again
Finally*
my bad, ur obese
Kids Do Say Alotta Random Buzzword
Horrible ass troll
Yh
you have friends
They Don't even know what those words mean
They word mad?
He joined like 2 days before
wich one is the best money making methods bunker.high end apartment or vechile cargo house
What did he do
Most of the trolls are sorry ass people with no life whatsoever
U don't know?
He spam n word
Sometimes i feel bad like what would be the turn of events that made him this way
He said the famous LD worrd
Imagine if he is a grown ass adult
I get it now
I doubt it
No way
What if that was Lamar
Fr

wich one is the best money making methods bunker.high end apartment or vechile cargo house
He learning those words
My boii LD is classy
Bunker(If ya have friends), Vehicle Cargo(Solo).
Vehicle Cargo you have to go all sell and source(get) the cars.
Bunker - Just buy supplies.
I recommend for Cayo Perico heist if you have 2.2millGTA$
Even the Word Sex is funny for them fr
Bing is better than google
Shit
@wintry heron i saw that
cunt?
Hey bros
No

Thw word sex reminded me in like 7 grade
In history the gender also means sex
So our teacher said sex as a "gender"
And all the bois were laughing
That’s not racist
I have an question
In bunker you have to buy supplies and sell, and you can steal supplies. You also research many things in the bunker, the research are upgrades for certain items
Im confused
Yeah. Ik the feelings
This is between you and me please
if you don't have a lot of businesses don't buy the nightclub
ya ım trying to make 2 milliond dolars for cayo perico
Oh
But I want the terrorbyte bro
Great, then just save for it.
I would've given you that if you was on ps
How much is it to buy vehicle warehouse
And now u call ur teacher dad?
Like 500k?
1.5 mil at least
Is it only me or many said there teacher "mum"
That’s a lot more then I thought
It was in discount last week
dam ı dont play on ps
I buy it
: )
I help out every new guy on ps
anyone wanna join casino heist?
I call my teachers(F) "Mam" and that really sounds like "Mum" when you speak quickly or mumble, Ive called my teacher mum 2 times.
ok
Give the 4-5 million to get their shit together
Reply to me with the most dangerous NPC job.
Uneducated mfs be like:
Wrong channek
you
i know
so why did you ask here
Reply to me with the most dangerous NPC job in GTA.
no one resoponded there
Lol
Meth Job(The dude near Lamar job)
the most dangerous NPC job in GTA.
Discuss anything about Grand Theft Auto; this is NOT a LFG channel. If you wish to ask for help or offer to help, please refer to your respective LFG channels.
Casino valet
Does anyone really care

yes
Oh the REAL JOB of the npc
El Rubio gaurd
I thought player job
I doubt that
Tell me one person who reads terms and conditions
Ummmm
Taxi driver?
Yeah but no one call them
The fucking pedestrians also have the most dangerous job, LIVING IN FREE ROAM
What do you recomend me to buy I have 1.6 million?
lol
Kosatka
The cook in the merryweather submarine
Have the kosatka?
Even if its 2.2mil
It’s 2.2 mill












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