#šāgta-discussion
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it can end covid
Nah we already tried that it was a little to op
Mk3 should be something god will even fear
and start covid mk2
It can beat Thanos without the infinity gauntlet
Isnt that already a thing?
mk3 should be able to look at events before the big bang
Mk3 should kill everything in the session and crash and explode the screen with 1 bomb
mk3 should be able to leak targeted player credit card
A gods weapon*
mk3 should be able to be able to get ip adress and ddoss players

mk3 should resurrect a specific art school aspirant from Germany
Mk3 should reenact ww2
mk3 should start ww3
Yes
Mk3 should destroy the infinity gauntlet
We should add mechs to GTA Online
And stealth tanks
And hover tanks
No add the Mjolnir
Sup
And the worthy one shall carry it
Yes
Also add vibramium
Aka whoever uses their moms credit cards
Add the infinity gauntlet
Add Tiberium
Add the T virus
Because GTA online is already getting ludicrous
Add every futuristic and op thing possible
add corona to the game
Add a option to be god
Yes
well that's kind of a option
I requested a refund for GTA online
Guys I got 2.3 million do I get an arcade or koaskta
It will become fn then
smh
Buy a super car instead
No
yes
Yeah, I just deleted it
Permanently
Why would you reinstall it?
Why permanently?
the game is dogshit lmao
It left a bad taste in my mouth
Itās free to reinstall
^
Lol
If u want to be a cool grinder go for arcade, or if u are a lazy mf then go for kosatka
The game has less balancing than my PS2 GTA games
I loved this game when it came but now not really
Nope
I feel like iām playing an early access game
I wasted $20 on this
And I hate myself
I feel bad for u
Cp 2077 is ur fav game?
15 minutes left till gta re installs
When I search phrases like āGTA online sucksā and āGTA online is dogshitā I feel everyone
Whatās some good cars for under 700k
hey can i join anyone in a cayo
I had to look up some youtube tutorial for creating a pretty female
dayum
Tryna romance judy or something?
No I just donāt like having an ugly female
So something is the answer
I made a goth vampress
U like cp but not gta
Itās a genre
is anyone doing a cayo perico rn?
Not the game
Im a open world type of person
Cyberpunk is a subgenre of science fiction in a dystopian futuristic setting that tends to focus on a "combination of lowlife and high tech", featuring futuristic technological and scientific achievements, such as artificial intelligence and cybernetics, juxtaposed with societal collapse or decay.
So think Ghost in the Shell,Deus Ex, and Ergo Proxy
Oh God
Or System Shock
luxor deluxe 

I own one tho
Got it for like 5 mill
Im gonna buy a night club so i can get the terrabyte
That's a good idea
If i buy the mark 2 aswell it will cost me 6,6 million dollars
its good
Nah im out
Me a week ago starting GTA online:
This game will be fun
Me in a week:
This game is trash
Yes
the grinding suck ass lolll
Did u start with online?
i mean for the actual beginners
I played the storymode before
hey can i join someone in cayo
never touched online
I played storymode
but the modder fck it up
back on my old 360

aIyo yeh i have 360
Started playing online on next gen
so good memories
Storymode is good tho
metal gear rising 
yah
Online is absolute shit
Ikr
Kinda nothing tbh
Itās pocket change
Cyclone vs Krieger which is better 
like in sm u gonna get money by doing heist like 200 mil i think
I can buy a candy bar
thats a fckin lot
Sup kaile
krieger?
Idk am asking lol
Soap
Cuz it can pickup very fast
aiyo buy that
Bought it 
Anyone likes the X80 Proto?
Krieger will prob win in a long road race
hurmm i say its nicee
i forgor this one car
But in short roads and turning race tracks cyclone better cuz it's agile and super fast in pik up
well i like devaste 8
Has cool active spoiler kek
and tezeract is not bad too
I like it but it's just wierdly tall and I don't like it
Covers alot of screen space
Kek
Lmao
Fr
pariah looks kinda mehhh
I don't play races

Simple af
maybe gonna races someday
ikrrr
Lol
shit
I'm buying cool lookin car + performance cars
Idgaf about price tag
Even if it's a 9k futo
Or a 3m kriger
Gauntlet
I donāt wanna go to school tmr bro
Cock
Buffalo Stx?
For sure
I have to wake up at 5:50 and itās already 12:34
Ok
Ya
No cock
That's like 1m
Is painting best secondary loot?
Big cock = big money
Gold
W
Yeah
Gold is best
For solo
Then painting and coke
how'd u oversleep by almost 7hrs wtf
Yes painting best
Ok

lolllll truee
12:34 at night š¤¦āāļø
Thanks
oh lmao, get to sleeping then
Sike
they need 8 hours sleep
The problem is I donāt wanna to
im not kidding
I need sleep too
Youāre supposed to get good sleep if you workout
aiYo
But I never do that
wait what?
2-11 schedule
Iām looking at witcher 3 guides now
I don't rlly know if it's true or not, but one day i slept at 10pm and woke up next day 6 to 7pm 
When I was like a baby
wtff
wtff

And Doom Eternal guides
Tf

;-;
Thts wut my mom said
aight
LOLSSSSS
ight


Fr fr
Uk one thing abt me which is rlly funny
When my mom used to feed me with spoon, whenever she removed the spoon from my mouth to take another bite, I used to cry like hell, then she used to put a empty spoon in my mouth And i was quiet
This also when I was a baby 
how can one sleep that much
Kek
here I am having troubles getting good 8 hour sleep

I get 12
Sad laife
I get 7
my eye dehydration makes hard for me to sleep

Close your eyes youāll sleep eventually

lulll
but when u getting to teenage age
for me i sleep like 6 hours
its good u know
sleeping to long can feel tired afff
what do you think I do for 6 hoursd
Laying down?
Only thing hard for me is to wake up, idgaf abt how much sleep I got, I just have to wake up and in 5 mins am energetic

I dont wake up if i need to pee
aIyo
I can sleep at 12 and wake up a lot 3, still it's fine for me
wake up IS hard for everyone
But once u wake up and afer 5 mins everything is fine
Lol
Is the lion king opening a good alarm?
i mean if u can handle it then uts alright
with closed eyes
LOL
i use chop suey as my ringtone
Max volume
Idk a food?
From system of a down?
Hey i heard the song before
Idk I downloaded it from the internet, doesn't have a specific name

Btw my alarm is coffin dance 

Rick roll is my alarm
I haven't used alarm in ~20 years. Even when getting up to a flight at 4 AM, I can just decide at previous evening that I need to wake up early and that'll be it. I've managed to sleep in only once in my entire life and even then I was only 30mins late for work
One good thing is that when I'm on a competition trip/vacation with friends I get to troll them with different music in the morning :D
prank em John
man waking up early is a skill i need to master
is the banshee 900R good? i just want to design something cheap thats not over like a million lol
it's fun, not great
If there is a sprunk livery iāll buy it
Aight ty
yesss sirr
Anyone help me with cayo set ups 50 50 at cut
75
I can do that but i will feel sleepy
@wintry heron 60
85%
But sry,I am on pc
guys
Oh damm

how to download gta 5 in steam while in sleep mode?
Time is money

When will crates go on double money,They are lying since a month
i dont think u can do dat
yahh
special cargo??
yes my favorite business

I spent all day yesterday doing the cayo now to repeat
I have 180 crates lying in my warehouse
lulss
Aiyo
Probably will take a while. Wasn't there 2x week just like a month ago?
how long does it takes
Saving up for the maze bank tower to unlock the option to brag
yeh
its was on december
2021
yah i miss crates 2x
How often do the offices go in sale?
I love collecting and killing greifers.š 
Twice every 3 months???
i forgorr
like i get ceo offices for free
I will Google it

Because im not buying the maze bank west thatās for broke people
lolssss
Before cayo,I am totally dependent on special cargo
Just wanna see a modder give hell to a griefer
Cayo is harder than doomsday act 2 for me
It's the best
cayo is easy for anything
lol
ngl
Noob
i mean even prison break is harder than cayoo

My dumbass alway takes the route where the juggernaut spawns
LULSSS
Cayo is basically a contact mission
Cayo helps greifers
i forgor u new for cayo
what a noob
Doomsday is a pain
Not a noob but dumbass
I did final heist in 7min
Ok but cayo is way ezier than doomsday
Try act 2
Its easier than setting up an auto shop contract
Ik
Good day, how is everyone?
Act 3 is mental torture
Basically i am not a noob but a dumbass
I bought facility 6 months ago but didn't started doomsday
Me and my friend gave up after 1 attempt
I bought the arcade 2 years ago havent finished the casino
Ong griefer
That was about to me
Before my friend covinced me to buy an arcade
But I have done the starting preps
A good one
But no one joined
No bitches?
Prison break is easy if you are playing with people who know what they are doing or with friends
They used to join and left
If anyone interested we can do it
š
Yo anyone know how to easily make 1mil without having to do casino cause I f-ing hate that heist
cayo
I'm saving for the kasotka
Cayo
Crates
I still need the kasotka though
Boring but gets the job done
Okay
Cayo preps are easy as hell with the sparrow
I was going to do Cayo with a friend but he hasn't been online for a couple daysš
And even easier with missiles
Yeah lol
But careful while getting chased by choppers
I hope it doesnt turn to a couple years
Sparrow can smoke after a few shots
Bro ez i can kill mr rubio while escaping cayo perico
Yeah... that'd be sadš„²
With the sparrow
Ooof i forgot we were talking about spareow
Nah i put sticky bombs into mr rubios helicopter
I just shot my sparrow in the engine with a heavy revolver and it already started smoking
I like how gta online pilots can defy gravity with their plane or jet
Is the nightshark worth buying if I can't add bulletproof windows? (I don't have an avenger or the truck)
I did the sonar prep with my sparrow and merryweather one shotted it
Idk
It started smoking?
Even worse
Good against explosives
It lost altitude and crashed into the water with an explosion
Hey all,Let's do doomsday
Lol i just jump out of the sparrow when the smoke turns black
epic gif fail
I already used my parachute when i did the plasma cutters

oke
You get a parachute everytime you are on the sparrow i think?
Not for me
Because everytime i jump out the sparrow i immediately have one equiped
And i dont think you can have 2 parachutes at once
On the sonar prep i requested a dinghy for my friend turns out he has oppressor mk2 and deluxo š
Ouch imagine being the poor friend
I did cayo i am rich now
How much?
Lost 4 mil when buying the sub and recovered 1M
I can get 4mil easily
So proably 3 mil
Bruh how
Do cayo?
i cant even get the madrazo files :/
It will take 2 and half hours
Skill issues
Skill issues
yea i figured
Sometimes a friend invites me to their cayo so thatās a plus
10% for the primary target
Means more money
The tequila becomes nearly a mil in hard
Any estimated primary target?
Search it up
Sure
the madrazo files is only the 1st time right?
Yes
Its the same value as bearer bonds
Bruh
?
I will never search on google again
Check memes
im still on madrazo files is it best to try not kill many guards thats what keeps getting me spotted
I will make you drink some tequila from el eubios basement expired
Also how is the tequila not expired?
If you get caught by that guard who has the minigun shoot him in the head
Not gonna work
How tf did tgg kill the juggernaut then
Theyāll start blasting in 2 secs
it always says a body has been discovered and then the heli comes
@topaz verge i need answers
Easiest way to kill those fools are stealth takedowns
The fucking killed everyone on cayo perico
hmm ill try again
Bruh tggs dms are open
dm him
Spam it jk
Also if you wanna get ban tag him
ok thx guys. sry imma newb
s p a m him
This place is more sort of peaceful than twitter
I tried doing cayo perico with hamza doom
That mf ended up bullying me
And i ended up bullying him too
Apparently you can stealth the game with a minigun
guys should i buy kosatka for cayo perico or arcade for diamond casino?
So guards are blind and deaf
You watch that guy who always takes the boat to reach cayo perico?
Lool which approach are you using?
arcade
Kosatka
I watch him for glitches
why tho
okay
Cayo is noob friendly and less setups
Grind diamond casino first
Cayo for bitches casino for chads
Diamond is easier for me
Totally
You can also do the casino solo:DDDD
Wade just get the sub bro
No just get the fucking arcade and grind skill and money
Skill doesnāt exist anymore
Thats how i afforded the sparrow
Just people crying about getting killed a few times
That heist needs something i dont have
I look like that guy that looks like no emotion with blue headphones but inside i am raging
š
yep
In my lobby no one ever does
Sometimes i get square symbol replies
I have a great new tip, register as ceo when someone is sourcing a car, activate out of sight and hang near the warehouse everyone owns near the carmeet
Then shoot them and take the car yourself
Out of sight is goated
Should i get the terrorbyte?
Thatās evil but genius in the same time
My lord someone level 93 needs help but dosent go lone wolf? Thatās new
what mission are you on
harsh
i can help u when im finished, if u help me after
Ik
It's not that deep
Third of all it can get you muted or warned
More possibly banned
Should i get the terrorbyte?
I am in budget
I got it to customise mk2
Tgg said its a great way to grind money solo
Not anymore
Its the Cayo perico time BABY
Xd
Lmao thatās bullshit
The #1 way is through non permitted methods
2nd is cayo
?
Why tf did tgg lie
is there anyone here that has cayo? I'm a beginner on PC btw I was hoping someone can help me earn money...
1 method also allowed you to be an asshole to everyone in the session if you wanted to
you'll have better luck here #š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
okay thank you
Good thing I stopped using Twitter back then cuz apparently one of my ex crushes told me that qoute "you don't post much" so yep she told me that I don't post much wow talk about a toxic friendship that ended in disaster well good thing I left Twitter for good cuz Twitter isn't just a place for toxicity violence or etc it's also for well rated R or X but yep
Thank God I will never ever go back to Twitter ever again
Also I hate being involved into politics
What's with you and paragraphs
Bro chill Jesus Christ
Bros tryna inform us on his whole life story
š¤£š¤£
LOL
twitter is sucks
we know that
which upgrades to get in auto shop?
why
theres the potential that
They suck
You will never get your 700k back from those idiots
or stuff iddk
totally
According to the game
thats it
He made the vid before cayo update
Yes I know
i chose personal quarters and car lift
Is special vehicle work any good ?
When kosatka got released everything else is a waste of time
Most of those are pretty fun to do with a friend, but not that much of payment. Good to do once so you can get the trade prices for those vehicles
tf u on about casino is pretty much comparable to cayo
except for the fact u need a friend for it but yea
what upgrades to get in auto shop
Morning guys and gals
Yeah with two players you get more on casino than you do on Cayo
wdym you see pc and xbox users and u feel like it isnt fair for them
they also get lfg's for their respective platforms too yk
Oooohhh ok nevermind since u mentioned it yep good point fair enough

Best Agency Location
Modi will win the election lllllllll
Any
I am sad today
Because i of the r* servers yesterday di'nt work at all i lost my 4 day row in ls tuners for the nero i hate r*
I got the one near the police station bruh
I just recently assigned a nightclub technician to a business
and it seems like its not producing any products? is this a bug?
Nah you need to revive your mc business
Get supplies for it
The mc business your nightclub technician is assigned to
Little seoul or vespucci canals
Hawick ?
Guys
Watch dogs legion is better than gta online
Embed fail
Im saying factx
Watch dogs legion is better
what drugs you on?
guys help, im having an issue during the casino heist, im playing big con, but noose gear for me to wear doesnt appear. It does at first, like i can see it on the minimap, but when i go there, the icons disappear and i cant change disguise help. im playing on hard mode if that helps
plsss someone
No
Instead of doing big con why dont you fit big con nuts in your mouth
is doing big con immedietely after finishing silent and sneaky good? coz it shows a skull icon on top of it

first i did big con, then silent and sneaky, now ehile doing big con it shows a skull icon on top of it
I just delivered a car to get hit with "new host can't be found so connection will be terminated"

Iāve never seen a alert like that
exactly, just one extra hack per valult door, thats it
be like nike man: Just Do It.

oh thats it? ok
Also does anyone know if the replay glitch on cayo works on casino?
I recently delivered 400k worth if cargo when a modder teleported everyone in the lobby to cayo perico...
B A N
I wanna do it to get trade prices for vehicle
Nah i aināt gotta snitch cuz I aināt no rat but glitches arenāt allowed here bro
Are you new to this server?
Perhaps
I read the rules this isn't a glitching/modding server I just forgor
Yep all good.
I mean it's not my server so I can't control it but that seems a bit much if I'm asking if something alot of people do works somewhere else
Well
True
It is what it is dude
It's not like I'm asking for the secret gtav money glitches
š
What are rules made for?
To not break?
You to follow them

To break them tf


People named rules

Greenwood

Psg is one of the best teams rn 100%
Messi, Neymar Jr, Mbappe, Di Maria, Sergio Ramos etc

Wasnāt mbappe going to leave
what u guys talking about??
Football/Soccer
There needs to be 2 more players for it to be the best team
Lewangoalski and Ronaldo
NāGolo Kante, Lukaku, Kevin De Bryune etc
Psg needs that oil money then

But theyāre all like 1 billion dollars to sign em all
And poor Haaland, i forgot him
Ah yes, the interview godš©
Kante every interview: fuck you
Please talk in #š¬āgorilla-chat
This chat is specifically made for gta discussions
Ion have that chat
same here
Oh it requires some time
Wym
Stay here more
And my dms bugged, they aint work. I got a iphone 4 bro and iām living on the westfield wifi. Like please man, donate some money
Im lvl10, technically should have it
@wintry heron whoās your fav player
everyone should have it lmao
sorry man
^

i just bought a ramp buggy can someone tell me where its stored?
Have you check pegasus?
What car has the most customizable options?
its a pegasus vehicle???
It might be
Some of the warstock vehicle do have to be delivered through there
Oh okay
Checked all of your garage?
ye
im so confused, did it not go thru because i bought it and then switched sessions?
i mean i lost the money
Received a message that it was successfuly delivered?
Vehicle warehouse
oh what
y there
Thats where theyāre stored
i cant call mechanic to get it tho rip
sad
Hold menu
Get it from pause menu
Go to vehicles
Yep @wintry heron is explaining
What car has the most customization options?
Np
Bennys i guess
Are you asking what type of cars or like Kurama, Bugatti etc
Any type just looking to make a really dumb looking car
Arena cars look mad goofy
Alright thanks
ded chat xd
Got shut down
Yeah
Is the cayo perico heist still the best way to make money?
Yes and probably will be till they release gta 6
Man i need help with gather Intel but #cayo is dead
A guard came on the route
And my car crashed into water
I did
I am not dumb
Bruh that shit ez af
I am way too stupid for that prpe
Way way way way way way way way too stupid
I am that stupid that i try to kill the juggernaut
Yes now i have to take a velum to to get yo cayo
How tf
Panther is gone
Long gone

@yonal
Where yonal

hes got ban lul
but he will come back
And destroy all sinner- i mean chetan
So sad chetan got demotion
Alright homie


Nah i am smort
I now identify as smart
I identify as smarter
I identify as smartest


Now thatās cringe
LOLS


Hi pc guy
hi lol
Ya know what I'm leaving it

anone know the fastest way to rank up?
Grinding
but the fun way as well
Earning xp
wow
heists are good (Casino and Cayo)
Fun and grind dont mix you have to pick one
heists sitting there be like: 
Iam rank 65 and I have no problem with money now because of the cayo perico heist but now I have very big problem with rank bruh
haurmm just do the 2x money and rp
like the adversary mode
then play game modes with 2x or 3x
WhAt Do YoU mEaN iM nOt FuN?!?
Vehicle cargo??
hmm how long it will take to get from rank 65 to 100?
Yes
just fill 1 crates
I never said anything about you 
then sell it
hurmm i say bout a week
At least 3 buisnes weeks
ye
if u play like 5-6 hours a day
With possible delays due to covid
Only open from 1am-3am
without restrictions
whats dat??
Rockets were like 300k
hmm imma go get some rp
So add that on
so bye
Bye
I'm factoring all that in
Oh
And there 180k according to google
I guess, ion remeber so i was just guessing
Fair point but you were closer then the 500k geuss my friend had
Four?
All the heists lol
Got like 4 mk2ās 
I came back a while ago
After 7 years
Bought all the faculties
And the crazy vehicles
Bunker heists long ash
Damn
K then try #š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox or #š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox or #š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox or #š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
Oh
Just saying there's probably a lfg for whatever you want
What about to do a little bit of trolling
Fr
Wait there's a actually correct answer for it tho
go to hell
do you just cancel the cayo heist when you get the sinsimito
i alr got it 8 times in a ROW
i'm gonna make it just for you
do i just do it









iām the best boxer here
