#🚔┃gta-discussion
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But ppl who are like 8 play it now lol
Ok, but why does the game feel so ridiculously easy to figure out?
Most of the GTA community is underaged lmao
The mechanics aren’t challenging
Imma do yung ancestors with randoms
And get gassed when they enter the strip club
I’ve stolen like 40+ mill from u
I swear everybody's first thing which they did on gta was to go to the strip club
Or pick up a prostitue
Funny
Why. A g I change my fucking pfp
My first thing was to run down to the store lol
Mine was delivering the EMP, the first thing I've done in gta online besides the tutorial is delivering the god fucking EMP
Same I would just hop in street vehicles and just go completely out of control on roads
And run ppl over
Then get the police on me
Try and run
And then die
I'd shoot everybody I saw lmao
To them
Just gunned them down with an smg or something
I just unlocked a meme pry
Hey, that’s what I did three hours into playing!
After everyone kept gunning me down!
And if see if I could find anything
I still remember when the biggest threat in the lobby was the rhino tank
Great days
I wouldn’t know
Or a zentorno with sticky bombs
And when u could wedge the zentorno underneath it
I didn’t play back then but I’ve been on gta for a lot of years
Most of those years I just played for fun
The game is stupid
Doing all sorts of jobs
And the fact that people use godmode glitches is hilarious
Ayo anyone else remember the budget kuruma which we had back in the day? You'd get a fully customized rat loader and reverse into people and gun them down
And they couldn't do anything cuz the back was bullet proof and if they blew it up they'd have to pay like 20k
Just getting millions of glitches and mods
And then buying oppressors and being dickheAds
I still remember my first day playing I rapid fired like 10 rockets at someone’s car and the person walked out of the car like it was nothing
Sounds like pc
I blew myself up a couple of times to spawn away and then I left
Probably a vehicle god mode glitch or something
They’re obviously working with a budget
Nope, the car was in flames
As were they
Oh, regular godmode then
So uhm I found a level 2 with max stats on pc
Who jusT wanna grind and make money to buy cars
It’s not a good thing when a fresh player encounters a godmode glitcher and 2 griefers in one lobby
On their first day
If you want help with getting money, then go to your respective lfg channel and ask for help there
@zinc epoch might aswel play pc at that point
I had to headshot someone with a homing who was camping on a rooftop
I hate pc tbf, just full of modders
i hate when people use VIP defend target missions as an excuse to grief other players
Some are decent people
I play PC for retro games 🙂
I once beat this modder in a 1v1 and he stalked me in sessions for weeks
To the point that I just quit
Ooof
Literally couldn't do anything lol
He'd keep joining my lobbies and crashing my game
At that point I'd of got a menu just to change rockstar id
Imagine being a griefer, camping on a rooftop, and that level 3 you were trying to grief headshots you with a rocket
Classic
Sounds amazing 🤣🤣
"headshots with a rocket"
Gd work tho
Their body was covered by a railing or wall
GIFs are disabled
Pretty sure posting links is banned too
In this channel I mean
You can post it in #🗑the-garbage
I can't even see that channel
Yeah
You're new here?
Yepp
That's probably why
Do you need an apartment to get an arcade
Don't think so
No
Why are arcades not appearing
I have the money but they not on the maze bank foreclosure
What rank are you?
Their body was covered by a wall.
My marksman couldn’t hit them. So I went”Alright, i’ll look through my marksman scope, line their head up, and shoot a rocket at their head.”
88
Weird
Can u send ss
A what?
You sure you looking at the right site?
Screenshot hoe
Yeah
Have you met Lester at mirror park?
i screenshit
@candid wing
Yeah what
Have you met Lester at mirror
Yes
Lesters character is so dry
I met him at the park where the lady goes as well
Compared to storymode
Did you get the cutscene which details how to rob the casino?
Huh?
Don’t you need an apartment for the casino heist
Oh
I don’t understand it’s still not appearing
Bitch i asked u something
No wonder
I don’t see it
dm if u want 3mil(xbox)
Does any1 know if 1 painting 2 gold is enough to fill 2 lootbags
Cayo perico
And if not, Would it be better to grab 2 paintings then fill the rest w gold
Anyone wanna do a president challenge its a challenge where the guards need to protect the president in a lobby we need to protect the president and we need 4 people to help us out its for a youtube video and pls have a mic. if you want to help dm me
@wintry heron
Huh?
Check the message i replied to
only 1 full bag and 1 half full bag
So 2 painting 2 gold will fill both?
yep
Painting need to be taken 1st ofc
2 painting for 1 bag and 2 gold for the other bag
Ah yh true
Cayo perico?
Yah
Ok no worries 😆
👌🤠
Ty man 

Hi all
anyone?
go to lfg playstation
where that at
oh ok
hmm
everythings expensive
so i'd recommend just save your money for now
Haha hopefully just about to hit the 2.2 for the sub
one question during piero heist im both entering and leaving with sub/drainage tunnel and everytime i get out of the basement it says drainage tunnel has been detected and i can't leave trought that and the sub does anyone know why this happens?
Guys
What apartment do you suggest for heists
Like high end ones of course but I mean which one Cz being in the city is important
But I don’t know which one
Hi the cheaper city apartment
Best for cheap is 200k /4 interway or something like that
It happens that way, there's no way to escape through the drainage tunnel
That's why you need to go out of the compound to escape
Hey guys , if I do a sell mission for a business like the nightclub am I able to give someone else 50% of the profit if they help me ? Might be a dumb question but I have only ever played solo and I'm trying to help someone get money
I don’t think so
Like you I am a solo player so I am not sure
you can't
It's just a set amount they can get for helping?
No
Yes
I dont know
You can split some mission rewards on console I believe but it's only for like VIP challenges and ssuch
nah, selling products aint no heist
Sometimes i like being cheap in the game lol
Whats the best casino approach?
The easiest is big con with the g6 van
ye that
i believe yes
Yeah just trying to get that
How many missions does the contract have?
9-12 I think
Depends on how you count
Are they long or hard?
All that for 1 mil 
Then what approach do i do then?
I have done the cayo but i also have done this heist b4
since it's the most easiest non challenging approach
Idk i just bought the arcade for the mct
Well what support crew i pick
The supply drop guy if you might be doing aggressive
if it's art u can pick the 5% guy
ye
Its cash
but u gotta be a quick boi
or... u can still choose the best but u do drill setup to open lockbox
how to unlock the north wall entry point of cayo? edit: wall
I can't use it for the heist but it's unlock on prep board
Fast reflexes only gets you so far in this game
Usually fast thinking gets you further
If you're thinking specifically about pvp
A spontaneous example would be that if they register as an MC president in the middle of a fight, they're probably spawning an mk2
I was going to take that exact example lol
Or if they're heading to their facility
Well, you should know what's coming then
Hello
Well have you played Doom?
It’s not a fast paced game
It’s a puppy induced with cocaine and coffee, topped off with energy drinks
How the hell
It’s basically that fast paced lol
Well yea, ofc gta isn't as fast paced as doom lol
Doom 2016 is just that btw
But I think Quake is faster paced than Doom Eternal
Play a warzone game with 100 hundred player small map all of them knowing we're you are then you also have to reload
yeh ik
He is
I hate COD tbh
HOW
Except BO2 and MW1
It's one of the best games I sware
Every game is Similar
I also hate on Halo so don’t worry
Fuck you
boutta drive 12 and a half kilometers in a truck for 5k
cod is a franchise tho
You say you hate halo how could you I grew up on halo
It’s definitely not for everyone lol
True but you say you "hate"😭
Alright I dislike it
Better
Do you own Quake btw?
???
No
Sad
It is free for gamepass
I made some friends in this server and said I'ma go get milk for few days and told me to say hey to one of there father's I did but he tried to attack me
lol
Any idea why???
idk
Made me said made a sad cat with a shark
Hahaha
Do you play rust????
no
It fun but it 60$
Is Rust 60 dollars on xbox?
Yes
who even buys rust on console
How much on pv
And it's 40 on steam?????
Stfu people who don't waste 1000$ on pc
I got it for like 6
Rust on console is shit from what i have heard and i agree from what i have seen
A long ass time ago
I got it 40 on disc
You don't have to spend 1k to get a decent gaming pc
don't waste it on rust console
Definitely not to get one with better performance than an xbox or playstation
save the money for something better
I do
I need declass granger 3600LX for a cop car
I dont know how i never bought the Buffallo STX
I just remembered of the existence of this car today before going to school
Im really dumb
what weapon do i use in the casino heist
Does anyone wanna do Peter griffin
Shotgun or rifle I think
yeah thats too boring
Well i usually do it with SMG
But a really good heist for making money 😔
alrighty
have done it way too many times
I don’t have Peter griffin bookmarked and I want to do it
Whats Peter griffin?
Kk
Good luck there
Btw, if u are doing SnS
That security guard with a black outfit dies in one shit
Shot*
🤨
one shit
Anyways, he dies in 1 shot, just saying
I got a Cayo and dimond casino heist ready if anyone wants to join
I wish I could lol but at work
I'm up for it both heist real quick
Mines Milkman_gtssj4
Ok I’ll add you
Loading into game
Up to you
I think we should cause my dimond casino is the sneaky one
👌
It's epic
Idk why but it's the imani tech vehicle everyone loves
Including myself
Yh thats also why i want to buy it
I highly recommend it
But i just like the car design i think?
I only bought the stx for racing :))
Yh yh i have 11m in my maze bank account
It's really nice against mk2s
Gotta buy tomorrow :)
It will annoy those who know about missile jammers, and it will confuse those who don't lol
"stop hacking and let me kill you to increase my K/D ratio 😡 😡 😡"
Ikr lol
i have 25

seriously wtf am i going to buy lol
I will reach you 🗿
i just grind and grind like heck
Idk, maybe just let that money rest there till next DLC
for next year??

Isn't a DLC coming this year?
I feel like I'm a super beginner lol with only half a mill. @slender stag @sacred thistle



wait whattt??
nah its aight
yeh to get to 1 mil is fcking hard ngl
Nah dw dw, that's just because i did Cayo and Casino alot of time
I just got level 100 yesterday
if u dont have the money maker like sub
Nothing is confirmed but I don't see why they would stop releasing DLCs now
im 98
Like technically they haven't confirmed a new DLC, but it's like
There is going to be one lol
Hahaha feel inferior common boost user 🗿
car noises

We doing levels now.
I'm only LVL 21
Guess its good for u to do the 3x GTA$ and RP minigames
I played 3 rounds in a full lobby and got 9k RP at the end
I started doing them last night.
Ive been doing a bit of everything, so that doesn't happen
Time to beat Dishonored 2
Dunno what that is
ayo guys is it a great skill to be able to explode mk2s with the lazer cannon?
I through it was a award in GTA
Basically
It requires practice, flying skill, aim and a bit of luck
@sacred thistle getting bored lol
I grazed an oppressor with a lazer cannon
I just poped 2 guys on the mk2
Nice
I mean it's kinda easy
just aim to the mk2s direction
Damn bro
I'd hardly call an mk2 vs jet fight a dogfight personally lol
ye
But it is a situation you're gonna find yourself in from time to time
What if the MK2 is upside-down?
And if you're good with jets, it will be to your advantage
I'm about to master killing ground targets with the mk1
Fly away and pray
I've encountered an upside down mk2 once while I was in a lazer, there wasn't much I could do except avoid his missiles
ayo I know how to do that
Which I mean, I survived, but I never got a good chance to hit him with the cannons
ik the trick that makes u go upside down when u first enter the mk2 from the ground
I already mastered that
maybe a lil issue when trying to dodge missiles
Lol
Im learning how to do that
Hopefully i will dominate this
:)
but I sometimes always use it when I want to go to a high Alt
I learned how to dodge missles randomly
in?
Seriously there aren't many things that you can do against an upside down mk2
The lazer
Damn
It can avoid all missiles in the game
Ight bye
Yh yh
æ
we dont forget the deluxo go reverse and up dodge tactic
It's good and all
But an upside down mk2 can still dodge deluxo missiles
Normal mk2s are fucked if a deluxo missile gets a lock on them, but an upside down one can outrun them
hey is anyone experianced with gta 3 100%ing? dm me pls
tbh I only buy useful things like the mk2 or the sparrow, etc.
Other things like the deluxo, ruiner, and the scramjet I don't really need them so I dont buy them
but a lazer can smoke a deluxo
Yeah definitely
The lazer can also take on most threats in the game
Even explosive snipers
Which were literally added to counter lazers and hydras, mind you
The B11 is interesting to use against e-rounds
With barrage missiles and its tight turn radius you can stay above the sniper, shoot down rockets at them and even if you miss they get a very small window of opportunity to actually hit you
And even when they do, you can tank 5 shots
u can escape any rockets or anything in any jet by going 90 degrees above the enemy and striking
Yeah, I figured that out randomly
Also figured out how to shoot jets with unguided missles
👍
matter fact I also smoked a deluxo with the guided missile
nvm
I suxk at reading
True
mhm
Is agreesive in the casino heist easy?
ight I'm gonna go sleep cya yall
just do duggan shipment and reinforced armor and u should be good to go
reinforced armor isnt reall important
duggan shipment is
gn yall
As long as you do the duggan shipments prep, pretty easy
And yea reinforced armor can be nice but isn't necessary
Duggan is close to mandatory though, the entire heist becomes a pain without it
What
Ask for help on those chats
😐
U want plp to play with u or just have some questions about this?
Can someone help me with act 3 of dooms day
Can’t be asked to play gta online atm
Ok
Anyone
Dam
So how can you possibly find motivation to play gta online?
How does someone manage to find the drive to play it?
Because it’s fun
I literally cannot
Like god
It’s like i’m playing it just to play
Nothing else
I’m not playing it for enjoyment
Just to play it
Imagine calling someone a coward because they left a game session and started playing a different game
To make money from the arcade do I have to do the casino heist because I just got it but there is nothing here even though I bought a machine
griefing and malding
Who has made there own crew and how many people are in it?
I have a crew and have zero people apart from me
No ik but I just got it and there is nothing there it’s empty
No not yet will the machines I bought be there in 48 minutes
For the money
ok &
Agency safe better lol
Do security missions
And it increases 500$ everytime i think
I got like 4m left
Only got a mil
You could get one for free everytime if you bought the fort zancudo hanger
We can get lazer, not hydra
Ngl if u need help then I will
And I have a hangar
Eh same weapon
wrong plane
Alr pog
Totally different planes
whats the fastest 4 door car?
With the same weapon
15% I'm not greedy
Cayo
How difficult is the hacking in casino?
Hard
mm
I prefer the casino hack at the bottom
It's much easier
Gonna practice hacking
alright dont know if i should even do the casino
can you get busted in gta online?
Its the first heist i started
Damn
Lester wont shut up that’s why i bought it
I got the Criminal pack with mine soo I got da Arcade for free
But the man is still calling me to start up prison break
he messaging me
Like bro shut
for the setup
you get twitch prime
Dont do Prison Break
That shit the worst
r* should add a block option on the phone
change my mind
Lester’s only use for me is to get rid of cops
Same
same lol
I do have one of my dream cars
which car
if you are on change appearances you cant change the gender
I'll post it tomorrow
alr
unless you wanna delete your character and then use an opposite gender
yea
Guys is b-11 better than hyrda
Idfk
i think hydra nice
Rockstar:Milking the fuck out of Online
Mom’s credit cards are the deadliest GTA online weapons
It’s not you
It’s the shitty game
Peak online performance
Just quit the game then restart
Or
Play a different game
🥺🥺
anyone wanna do the union depository contract?
What?
Quit the game
Then restart it
Or
Turn off the console
Turn it back on
Shou fix it
Ok
It’s the shitty rockstar servers
Because rockstar apparently can fix clothing glitches but not their piss poor servers or god mode glitches
yeah i’m getting the same problem with R* services
guess the grinders are safe from me for now
time to go play dark souls
I was playing dishonored 2 earlier
Dark Souls is a masterpiece
i’m on NG+7
Nice
Do you have quake? @strong zodiac
GTA online is the best GTA game in the series
Gta 4 >> Gta 5 story mode
i need to check
GTA online storymode>>>GTA 4
positive i have 95% of miracles and spells
The game
I got 2.4 million what warstock vehicle should i buy?
nah
Oh
my main game is GTA now
Ok
I got 4m
ok
Fr but normal story mode be trashh
GTA online does have a story
although it isn’t exactly the most clear
or most thought out
If I can speedrun the game in 2 days and Remember the lines then I play it to much
GTA 4 is better than GTA 5
True
Same with Lost and Damned and TBOGT
Gotta get a PC for that bs :((
I also own GTA 3,GTA VC and GTA SA on the PS2
Alongside the entire silent hill 1-4 collection
And Half Life 2
Can an orb blow up godmose speedo
guys its again and again saying tht saving failed
;-;
am doing cayo preps
i dont wanna do them all again smh
I bought godmode speedo
same for me 😦
I help
damn
just got save successful lets goooooooo
i don't like gta 4
I like the story
but I'm not a fan of the dark feeling
it just feels depressed when ever I play gta 4
damn
nice
im doing, but idk why its still showing save failed
bad internet or rockstar fucking with u
kinda blue color palette to the game also
wait not color palette
color correction? idk the term
but i think it makes it feel that way
looks, gray-blue-ish
but i love that game nonetheless
what will happen if i leave gta online and join back, cuz then the progress is saved
idk if its saved, its still saying saving failed
will it save if i switch sessions?
i am unable to help at this point
cuz then the game is forced to save
😭 alr thanks
let me see if PC is fucking up too
no clue
guess youll have to do some googling
how do I get colored maps in gta 5?
I watched some gta 5 videos and they have colored maps
i am 
gl bro ahah
lol
Do y’all’s gta online work? Cuz mine says “r* game services are unavailable right now try again later”
maybe its a console issue then
yees
Nah mine is working
I could send you a YouTube link
it's from the xbox 360
walk through of gta 5
that's the name
Lmao caught a mk2 greifer in my godmode speedo
xbox 360 gta 5
My gta is not working
something like that
Is everyone’s gta not working?
Yea
Mine is working perfectly fine
All GTA services are limited
Does anyone know what happen?
It’s depending what state you’re in and if you’re in the UK
I am in Canada
mine was failing to save a couple mins ago
yooo it worked
but then i got a "SAVE SUCCESSFUL" all of a sudden
niiiiice
How?
Me too so I tried to reopen gta now I can’t enter gta😂
how do I counter insurgent pickup griefers
uwu

I’m trying to help out with the community
someone with insurgent pickup keeps spawn killing me
I know you are
it's explosion proof too
but that aint how it works bro
I could load in, but every few mins got the "Saving failed"
So did Hitler too. You just need to know how to help the community properly
Interesting example
lol
Not sure its very valid but I guess in some ways it makes sense
Should have I gone with Charles Manson? He asked people to follow him and did some horrible things
damn lmao
Do u have storage?
It’s didn’t work bro sry
is gta 5 down for anyone else???
i think hackers took gta down for an hour
not for ps4
yea it worked now
That's good
yep
Does anybody have the Same issues with me? Can’t get on to gta online
neither
Nope its not working on xbox either
cant connect to anything
no solo sessions, no invite only, no closed friends just rockstar game services are unavailable
Alr phew
Did rockstar say anything?
not that we know of
Dang
My friends can tho
its probs just a console only issue
Lol I think so
Let’s hope so
it says limited for consoles on the server status
my best guess, they fucked something up
and wont get it fixed till later
or its a hacker and we can all chill out
must be ps servers
no its also xbox servers
How are pc servers not affected when they have the most hackers
Because the server status is not accurate. Just 30mins ago I tested, I could join but I couldn't save
Oh
Even if all servers are down, the server status can show that all are up and running
cause it's not a hacker thing
most likely
Ok
hackers cant just shut off the servers
Unless they still live in their parents basement
same
could join but wasnt able to save, tho it warked after sometime tho

Time to play some other game I never touch them since two month ago
I should try that too... Have close to 1200 games on Steam and played only like 20 of those +1hr :D

noice
ima also play spiderman miles morales
didnt complete it full
oof
I don't have any other games
ayo wut
Rip
Ay yo wth I just started downloading the old game
I gonna try maybe next time old game
Should i remove the face paint my character has?
Steam releases like 10k games per year so yeah, they do have quite a big inventory =)
Might wanna add a few zeros to that number
anyone want to help with pacific standard?
Sweet I just loaded in
Well if i remove the face paint the hideous mustache will be shown
Well, Steam does not release, but the studios do release those in steam
You guy better not be lying I am getting way to exciting
I'm about to test for xbox
The face paint i currently have is the shadow demon which i have been wearing since the halloween event
damn ;-;
I never removed my face paint since I am to lazy to make my character look nice, use paint to cover it
Or mask
I just got on
The oni is a cool looking mythical creature but the mask? They arent
It works for Xbox!!
It straight up looks dumb
That a fast fix rockstar 
So i wont remove it lol
And there's 4 people in my lobby!!
They should add more mask ngl
That’s probably just me since i like adding mask to my character
Tbh it’s not working still
bruh same problem
not able to join online
r* is busy clapping gta 5 expanded and enhanced

Worked for me as of this moment.
can anyone help me out with casino missions? (ms baker one), i have final 2 missions left
anyone know when the servers are gonna be fixed
lol i did my first solo cayo heist 
cool
did in 14.31 mins 
just got the elite
coke, weed and cash in airstrip to drainage tunnel, thts why took alot of time
all other places had bad loot, only weed and cash
I got 12:54
so i went for airstrip thinking tht fuck elite, and i did the cayo chillin out slowly
still manages to get 14.31 mins

7:27 hard mode elite here
cool
I was surprisingly good at hacking now and I got duel pantings

damn me 2 very good
hecker
I have a video on that on YT you can check it ;)
lucky
guys #📸┃gta-media
I was happy asf cause of that luck
yeah dude dual paintings is so lucky
lol
guys cyclone has a really good accel right?
cyclone has really good accel?
idk
yeah cuz ev
@rocky timber look In #📸┃gta-media
mk3 should release
Mk3 opposser or wepons
both
mk3 weapons would be cool
Oh no
Thank God I have 6.8M
And the mk3 should have be more faster than the flash, More armor, Has covers, Can use drive by weapons, And all the weapons could be added and the homing will be 10x more aggressive
lmao
found the 13 yo
as i said just think of it like the War Machine armor from iron man
And can lock on to a player
and can reveal IP of a player using player scanner
Bro if the first person who gets it would become a rapist
With unlimited missles
Every going to be railed by the missiles
And it has permanent off the radar
yes
and built in orbital cannon
Yes
And the missles are fully automatic
Finna do cayo
And can only be shot of with a pistol mk1
Yes
The SNS pistol
The mk3 oppresor becomes a bullet sponge
And it has be a headshot
The mk3 oppresor should take up to 100 missles
;---;
Bruh
I'm bored, should I orb someone
wtf
The mk3 can survive 50 orbital cannons
no
You cant get shot off the mk3
Yes
Its impossible
And it should have infinite chaff
yes
I'll take that as yes
And it should be able to deflect bullets
Should be more agile than everything
Yes
Fast travel?
yes
It can bounce bullets back to the person who shot them
And the mk3 should only cost $100
And the missile fire rate will be like a minigun
Yes
No $1
genius
it should have auto player caging
So 8m gta$? Being 100 usd
Yes
It should get a address of the player irl
it should auto call swat on the targeted player IRL
Depending on who's driving the MK2 already had that function
And an explosive cannon that can also lock onto players and vehicles
Merryweather choppers
i mean swat IRL
oh okay
Nah f that sent tanks to the players house irl
And it should be able to go into other game sessions
yes
And it should be capable of dropping tanks to hunt people
That's called putting it in a garage
i bought a cyclone
Mk3 should be available in irl too
It should be able to launch the NK ICBMs to USA
mk3 can time travel


