#🚔┃gta-discussion
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😂😂
No
I have faggio as primary
I remember going to india and I snuck in a wedding
I got a Indian ass my primary and edp for my secondary
Did you hear Aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai?
Something like that
We only talk Spanish in here sir
thats gonna price 10000000000000000000
It was more crazier than American weddings
I got chris hansen as secondary
I got Michael Jackson for primary and kids for my secondary
Damn i am the richest gta player
yes u are
😂
Take my words
bruh why is it coming in links?
Totally did not went broke on buying the kotsatka and sparroq
@placid hazel u a bitch
Indians will take over the world
Mark my word
u dont have perms
Epic embed tail
extra perms
Chal hat madarchd
Speak english
English?
Baguette
ok
No cause fencing fee cost more than what you get so you go negative 100000000000
Thats french
I cant exit kosatka with my toreador
Ayo y’all finna subscribe to my only fans ?
LOLS
I dont use fences
why?
?
for the simp and shit
Idk i press r2 and it dont let me
im a simp but a gentleman too
U gon b my #1 subscriber
Aren't u to young for only fans
sus

Nah im subscribing to nikacado avocados
No sir


They banned porn
Good
Awl man
Good for kids
Guess it’s back to the feet’s pics
Teaches them how to make kids
Fuck feet pics show me your ashy elbow 
Hi all
@clear torrent @unshaven photo# 6525 twins
Man i cant wait for ramadan
Can someone help me with this question, I have been told yes and no with it and I'm still not completely sure. Is GTA 5 cross platform compatible?
Funny enough ph has banned porn before
Not twins no more
U muslim?
👀
Yes

💯
At school shooting yes
Did you forget pavel is from russia?
nopee
Yoooooo
Ngl
He is from sovietunion
This is your operation kapitan
There was a school shooting in my skool
Lies, my stereotype is a full on fact
Bruh who r u
Reeeeee
I was happy tho
Soviet fell like years ago
Ok thanks
The student killed the teacher
someone
Yooooooo
America is better than the whole world
does anyone remember the one time i went through a drainage tunnel was in the baltic sea
The water was so cold
I had to use my nipples to cut through the grate
No way
You americans need blowtorches
Wtf
Americans r more smart
That’s crazy
Its pavels line when you choose kotsatka approach
No way
You never did cayo perico?
I have
I should choose that approach more often then
U americans with ur self suffiency infiltrating private islands on ur own
I do. I know that voice line
Man cutted a grate with his nipples respect
Kinda hot tho ngl
Nah come on
I want a female to cut gate with there boobies
Wtf
Bro
What
Thats why we will never see a female protagonist in gta 6
Alright I got a question tho
Im saying the truth
@indigo tundra to fill your hunger you can undress female eivor in ac valhalla
And ubisoft detailed her boobs
I wanted to
Why not
Download hot coffee mod
Ah yes inflation

Kinda worth tho
100s bucks for 1M?
8milly
4000 here
What’s the best primary target for Cayo? I got my sub yesterday
8 mil is just one business fully customized
That's a lie

Fun fact:
I touched your spaghetti
What about the 2 meat balls on the side

All of em
U didnt get it
I NEED answers!
Oh wait you mean
lulssss
YoUr BaLlS?!?!?!!?!

Bro wtf

AiYo whattt 
jesus crist
I touched it and liked it
:)
Bro you are an indian

Why jesus
yep
no simp guys

yes
Dont suck ma spaghetti
luls

Too late I already slurped it hard
Shi
lol fail
Shit

I'm thinking of going for your meatballs next

Tequila is the best primary target for Cayo right?
What will be the child
YeS
Cool thanks


I got my submarine yesterday
niceee
Imagine z dog has sex with a women
How will the child look like
Why does it matter they're still fuckable

keep looking for tequila
First time cayo is annoying

does anyone want to do a heist
no
I would love too
You said a heist?
lol
Is it me or trevor looks like a indian
kinda indian
epic embed fail
Why can't the dance gif show up
Trevor looks like he hasn't showered since he's been introduced in the game
I think ur just bad

My bad I take it back sir
Can anyone send me link to mr krabs only fans?
Please forgive me

Imma buy an oppressor after i do my cayo

Most beautiful game ever
mk 1 or mk2
Disappointing
For the grind
🍆 🍑
🖥️
I think Mk 1 is more fun than mk 2
Mk2
Alright I forgive you
Bruh
Grt it
Caught on 4k on the computer and than to the internet
:)
Pornhub?!?!?!? Only fans !!!!!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!!?
Only fans of naked dogs
You guys should play on Xbox honestly
I mean pc is like xbox ngl
Ew xbox
Shut up i am not playing on an abnormal controller
Eeeeeew xbox
Okay okay listen
Innit
Xbox has a better controller than ps4/ps5
I have one thing that might change your mind
Gamepass
Gamepass is better than ps
Green > blue
Haptic feedback where? Gyroscope where? Motion controls where? Touchpad where? Why analog where the dpad should be?
How you got a blue Xbox?
U don't know
Xbox has halo
U can change colours on xbox
Playstation has spider man
Ps now is better than gamepass
So does pc
Like the profile color?
Ok bruh are we having a console fight again
Ps dosent have gamepass
Xbox has
Which js better
No need to pay 60 dollars for every game
Ps now searchbit
Ps gamepass is called ps now
You can get a trial on ps now
Ps now is shit
No no no this is different this is a civil conversation
Copied xbox
Currently, Xbox Game Pass offers over three hundred titles for players to spend their hours with. PlayStation Now offers over eight hundred games, which is a stunning amount of titles for a service that most fans believe PlayStation doesn't give much attention to
Dont care
lmfao
Xbox Game Pass is an immense service that just keeps getting better. Xbox Game Pass marches on. Over the course of the past year, Xbox Game Pass has added a range of EA titles to the service. It has also added mountains of third-party games, ranging from the smallest experimental indie titles to AAA blockbusters
I didnt ask
You got him
Xbox game pass is 10 times better
Ok and
Its also on pc and xbox
Ur just salty bro it’s okay
No one cares
Xbox series x is also more powerful thab ps5
Ps now is on pc and ps4/5
This is getting heated now
Ps is shit
Not salty i just dont like people who support console wars
We’re not supporting console wars
FACT
Thats the only true thing you've said
He’s simply explaining with info on my Xbox is better
That’s a good one
Ps5 does have good exclusives but half of the time ur gonna play 3rd party ganes
yeep
And i think both are good
Pc is better than both
Yh
Me too man I just like Xbox cause it’s green
Yup
Spiderman will also come

They will get more money
only i know is the ghost of tsushima will be on pc
yaaap
God of war on pc gets 2x the money on pc the ps

Cuz there r more players
yeh i have god of war
More players= more money
im waiting for uncharted bruh
Thats how gta5,rdr2,minecraft got so big

Minecraft and fortnite is on mobile,ps,xbox,pc,nitendo
Rich
Gta5/rdr2 on pc xbox/ps rich
Cuz if course game companies want more money
Like spiderman is the only game which didnt come to pc
God of war also looks better in pc
Therefore pc is better

If getting the best possible crispness for most games is a priority, PS4 comes out on top. However, when it comes to the premium versions of both consoles, Xbox has an edge. The $499 Xbox One X plays many titles in native 4K, and has the most powerful overall specs of any console out there.
According to a recent study, PlayStation is less popular than Xbox in the US despite it possessing the majority of game console market share. The console wars between Microsoft and Sony have been going on since the early 2000s with the release of the original Xbox and the PlayStation 2.
In the battle of the spec sheets, the PS5 appears to lose out against the Xbox Series X. Both have 8-core CPUs from AMD, but the Xbox's are clocked at 3.8GHz while the PS5's are 3.5GHz. Both consoles also use AMD graphics processors, with the Xbox's providing 12 teraflops of power to the PS5's 10.28 teraflops
Overall, the Xbox One X is certainly capable of much better graphics and much greater visual customization than the PS4 Pro thanks to its greater power
Minecraft and fortnite is on mobile,ps,xbox,pc,nitendo
Rich
Gta5/rdr2 on pc xbox/ps rich
Cuz if course game companies want more money
Like spiderman is the only game which didnt come to pc
God of war also looks better in pc
Therefore pc is better

If getting the best possible crispness for most games is a priority, PS4 comes out on top. However, when it comes to the premium versions of both consoles, Xbox has an edge. The $499 Xbox One X plays many titles in native 4K, and has the most powerful overall specs of any console out there.
According to a recent study, PlayStation is less popular than Xbox in the US despite it possessing the majority of game console market share. The console wars between Microsoft and Sony have been going on since the early 2000s with the release of the original Xbox and the PlayStation 2.
In the battle of the spec sheets, the PS5 appears to lose out against the Xbox Series X. Both have 8-core CPUs from AMD, but the Xbox's are clocked at 3.8GHz while the PS5's are 3.5GHz. Both consoles also use AMD graphics processors, with the Xbox's providing 12 teraflops of power to the PS5's 10.28 teraflops
Overall, the Xbox One X is certainly capable of much better graphics and much greater visual customization than the PS4 Pro thanks to its greater power
holy hell
:)
Everything Oof has said is right, hats off
Im always right
👀

y'all rlly fighting over this
I love Xbox because it allows me to play its games anywhere and with whatever device I have in my hands
Yessir
I my self have a pc and a xbox series x
you mean you can't be stating facts in a fight?
And I got game pass on my pc which is amazing
This ain't no war, it's just a discussion
Yeah
For ps u need to be near ur ps4/ps5
But u need to be near
I've never had a PS4/PS5 so I don't know
U have to be mr
Playing ps on remote play is the same as any other cloud services
I heard that you can play GTA on the phone if you have a PS4 because of the digital joystick?
It's worth noting that PlayStation Now does allow players to stream video games, but only to their PS4 and PS5 consoles. While not technically cloud gaming, it's also still possible to play PlayStation games on mobile devices through the PS Remote Play app
Even if u have xbox
luls
Yeah but that only works with the Game Pass, and it's not all the games
I love PC though that's my shit
Nope all games
helll yahh
Download xbox app on ur phone login to ur xbox account
Don't you need a controller for all the games?
No
U can play virtual
I wont recommand
Bruh ain't no way, I'll try this rn
But u can
For remote play you can use touchscreen and keyboard and mouse
Though it's kinda wonky
I didn't knew that
Keyboard and mouse, touch pad and controler
But xbox dosent recomend to play on virtual joysticj
Stick
Me personally I play controller when I play on mobile devices
I tried playing it like that but my God it's a pain
Bro why is everyone inviting me to their record a studios
Do you need to activate some settings? I don't have any virtual joystick
It's literally the main setting when you play touchscreen
???
Yup
I have a virtual joystick when I play with the game pass app
U don't need a controler
Not with the Xbox app
I mean I have ultimate
It's alright though, I can still play overcooked on my phone lol
Lol
is the insurgent pickup custom bullet proof
and what armor playing should I put?
plating
Not fully bulletproof
Ey he is my clone
It’s easy for people to shoot you
Which vehicles would you guys consider useful to have?
armoured kuruma, toreador
Any with wheels would be a great start. Something with good armour
Is the Insurgent or Nightshark a good vehicle for a solo player?
I often times play with people as well, but everyone has their own vehicles
I got muted again for Heistmates248
I finally finished cayo perico
No
lol
First time on my kotsatka
Oh cool
ded chat xd
Bro hes lvl 1040 with a worse k\d than my lvl 72 account
Trevor And Mrs Madrazo Porn 😱
not funny
Then why did you watch it
who says i did
😳
Why did you do the cayo perico heist
I bet you were staring at the fire until the green screen appeared
Yeap. But not as good as Buffalo STX
Both I are good I mean
Nightshark a lil bit better tho
I like the Buffalo for the bullet resistance windows and Imani tech and armor plating
Yes
Is there anything that should buy
Really good for taking down god mode users

What kind of fun
Yeah the arena war update was boring as hell
The vehicles I heard they are fun though
Arena war update sucks

Lots of the upgrades allow you to troll around players and npc

Any car
You wanna crash you friend car to the moon go ahead, there's also a glitch that allows you to boost in the air and have you slam random people


Yes but the you wanna go for the slam van as it's good for its size and price
But it's all up to you

Can somone help me for 2secs
1
What's up?
2
What you need help with
Can somone just stand in the clothing room while I shoot at them


I only got a tiny bit of shooting left
What

Pls🥺
I don't understand
Me neither
What are you trying to accomplish
Same
Bro
My favorite update for cars is doomsday heist
There’s a clothing shop that has a changing room
Binco
And
OK and?

While I continuesly shoot u in the head
Wha
Nani
Yes but why
U won’t die

Nvm
Bruh
Confusing 100
I’m gonna go to an amunation


ong
Why?

-_-
I would say that in heists chat
Tbh I didn't even knew why you were asking
You could've said you needed help with bringing up your shooting Stat not getting gunned down at a clothing shop first

Frr

I said shooting stat right after
Right after
Ye didn’t I?
Yes you did
Nvm forget I said anything

Contracts
I can't help, I got a different platform lol
Same
No shit
Contract I would say
Alright
I would say short trips

It's up to you

Any car that worth buying
It's been literally 7years i've done the humane labs heist and there's still people forgetting to get the breather
Glad to know certain things never change

For me it's any car you consider good looking
No idea
Me just want the best

Don't care about look
Best in what?
Idk tbh, I was looking for the same thing

If you want a fast car you can check out the Krieger or the BR8, both fun vehicles to cruise around
Million dollars on back no idea what to buy
Krieger ha maybe I buy that br 8 already buy
The Toreador is a nice car too to fly around
Ok now I need note
I haven't bought the BR8, but I heard it's a fun vehicle
The Deluxo can be a nice vehicle too if you would like a flying car, also the Scramjet in case you don't have it
Ok now I have lot to buy
Yeah it's an F1 car lol
Write note right now

You can get a jet too to fly around, also the Starling I heard it's a fun plane

Lots of things to buy, it depends on your taste

Time trolls
Hi guys
can anyone help me with prison break
Need someone for last ms baker mission
Me?
what
YouTube it
I didn't got any video
sdure
Throw ur pc
I'll dm u sc
wdym broke 2nd character?
I am on ps4
To restart the whole game
you want a 2nd character with no money?
Ok
My ps4 Account is running in pc
LOL is it just me or the game does not let drunk people spin diamond casino wheel?
You create a whole new account, you can't make another character in the same account with no money and rp
Same honestly lol but idk whats the name/which one is real
morning all
i nee help with cayo perico heist
so for secondary loot theres 2 areas you can loot but mine only spawned in 1
where do i fill my bag
anyone?
You can't fill you bag in the compound if you are alone
If you play solo you have to go on the other spots on the island to fill the bag
@tribal rune
Idk if that answered the question
ik that but at the main dock theres 2 spawn points for loot
but only 1 spawned
Its rng based
so what do i do then
Cancel the heist and redo the intel i guess?
do i have to do setups again?
yes
damn
Why the hell will you want to have a broke character?
So they can start from the beginning
And be poor
Scope out north docks, it's better to approach there than main docks for consistent heists.
- There is always guard clothers
- There is always bike to use
- Even if there isn't enough loot, you can go to the main docks or the fields loot spot to get your secondary loot to fill up and at the same time you are going towards the compound where you anyways need to go.
Ok
So i just bought an technician for cash creation
And my counterfeit cash business is dead
Do i have to revive it?
Yep the business is running perfectly
ooohhh got itt
yahh i totally understand
like mc businesses is suck
since u had a better money making
Only bunker is good
Do i need my business refilled for the nightclub cash creation to work?
My bday is close what should I get i cant get sumthing super expensive btw
Ps5
Did you read the last part
Give me 5 min
Its only 500 bucks
So ye sim broke as hell
Nah philipines
We both living in the same place lol
It cost 49990 here 🤣
Supp
Ps5
ha i know
buy an earbuds or sum
Nah
Nah
like the good one yeh
Buy a iphone 13
child's play, it costs 8.7 million here 
luls
Bru
More better
least that's how much i bought it for
I got some for free cam with my mom's phone she don't want it
hauuurmm
ik what gift
Can anyone pls tell me do i need my mc counterfeit cash to be active for my cash creation in nightclub to work?
just grow up don't accept any gifts
Buy a PC
Buy a detroit
it just doesnt have to be shut down, u dont have to run it
Then redo all your progress
Bro i cant buy a PS5 how am gon by a pc
Ok thanks
You said something expensive


buy a ram
Broo

Why not?
I'm on ps4
Ok
Its a good reward for staying alive this year
Cuz i brok af
If really Rather not
buy the ps plus for a year then
Ask your parents
why dont you just buy what you want instead of asking random ppl what to get
My dad seid il get that for good grades


Buy sharkcards
Cuz idk what to buy
👍
Nah somthing else

But i would if i cant get anything else
Criminal enterprise pack
Not gta stuff
Font need
Ohh
It’s literally the thing you see in “What’s hot” in the ps store
Ehh i don't go to that part of ps store
No way
I have more than 10+ games lol
Epic gif fail

You need to be lvl 40 here
yea
Nooo
You’re just level 5
How to max stats? pls help

It’s ez
explanation?
Do the things that increase the stats
Flying - gold medal on all flight school lessons
Shooting- ammunition shooting range
Or just fly around
Takes longer
And swim
BMX for stamina
Eh you’ll get max stats without noticing it
Strength-beat people up
Go into gereld mission and go to strip club block both doors and keep beating up everyone
U won’t get cops
And they’ll keep respawning

And they can’t run away
lol
How did u find that out
ty
Nvm i do t wanna lnow
When ur in the mission there are no strippers lol

🥸
tysm
Cuz I’m good at the game

Lol
will do thanks
It takes u while for strength and stealth
oh stealth yes
Stamina will be maxed in no time
If you keep running
ok
It’ll max out
BMX bike for stamina
You can even try to master the bmx bike while increasing the stamina lol
do you recommend it to do it in invite lobbys only?
hum for prep i guess
like u cant sell ur crates
nor fill ur crates and stuff
Just make a solo public to sell crate

Lmao you won’t get grief
And you will only miss out on like a couple thousand on the thing you get when there are people in your server
Is the hydra speed glitch still a thing on pc ?
Good day everyone
This aint a glitch server buddio
i dont even have to do it it just happens like twice a day because of my shitty internet
ohhh
it means ur times out
How to increase my mental state?
Kill everyone
Oh…
I got stealth max at like lvl 40 strentgh takes longest
just shoot everyone using rhino
or jet or mark 2
I will buy the mk2 now
Why would u want to increase ur mental state
How much are the missletd
Oh ok thx
Or 360k
lul i can do it
its ok i think
for me casino is easy to understand than cayo hacks
no cap
Cayo is way more easier
hurm for newcomer i dont think so
if they dont watch the cayo guide
unlike the casino
Maybe
What is so bad about solo public server
Too much
But for me personally i havent gone through too much yet
Oh and also i need some suggestions for fun cars i like the benefactor br8 aka early 2010s f1 car
Should I do the contract or more cayo?
I do need some money but I also wanna do something different
I don’t drink soda sipping lean straight out the pint
I've been playin GTA V online since October and I got an apartment the day after. I've played the game everyday for 2-3 hours most days and 7-8 hours other days and lester still hasn't contacted me about the apartment heists. Did I do anything wrong or is it just a bug
I guess I’ll do it one more time so I have money for the contract
Thanks
Did you tried to go to planning room and go to the board to see
Maybe you need to setup it and pay a fee
Just sayin
Don t buy the agency for dre only not worth it
I already bought it
Only the security contracts eorth
Worth
The dre mission is not worth doing it you lose too much time
Ya, it says 'press (left on the D pad) to start a quick heist search)
But should o do it?
Try to call him
And press cancel heist
And then do back to yo house
It should work
If not🤷🏼♂️
Which one is better the stealth or the akula
Oh right, thx
Can you steal the device ?
Cayo hack at the bottom so ez
I wanna die first
I wanna have a sexual contact with a girl
how can i keep the hard mode active when i want to log out
after you get the kastako what do you do to do the kayo hiest
the one with the island
Start heist using planning screen
go in your kosatka and click e on the planning board
oh alright thanks
where do you find the kasatka when you buy it
and do I need to be a certain level to do hiests like it
Go to interaction menu and request kosatka
np
How many people do i need for prison break
4 including u
Yes
how can i keep the hard mode active when i want to close gta
Alright
Just start heist when pavel contacts u and u can leave after that
are hangars and auto shops good early game or should I get them when I have a big cash flow
After u are rich 
would be active when i gather intel and leave after that ?
Ok thx
yea as long as you already set it up it'll stay like that
For the night club you don’t get any income at all right
do you have the other businesses?
Nightclub income depends on club popularity
What’s the new business?
no im just wondering
I mean the safe one
you do get income but you earn next to nothing without the other businesses
I’m waiting for the gta online release to play gta online
Oh
Wha
So I gotta be at the night club








