#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Thanks for the help
update: one bunker resupply done and i haven't been obliterated by some 12 year old in a lazer yet
buy supplies?
how i join server from server-status
i bought it when it was on discount and hitman contracts paid double, the agency story has some good missions and a reasonable pay out, atleast worth doing once, the armory has a 5% discount and is the only base you can get armor in, the vehicle workshops good and it has a decent garage, Payphone hits and contracts are good money sources, both better than Headhunter in my opinion
Ok thank you
Anyone know how to fucking sneak next to guards!???
wdym? ez
I cant they like infinitive health
shoot them in the head lmao
lol yh
what are slipstreams
car go fest cause air fisiks
Does having armor on my car make it slowe
idk
CC pfp 👍
Indeed
as far as i know, no
i just gave people free access to lazer jets with my military base hangar and i feel good about it
i beat a lazer 3 times wit my starling
your what now
LF-22 starling
ohh i gotcha
i think its spelled starling
either way i didn't know it was a plane lmao
assuming it was a part of the hangar update, because i barely touched that
it’s a racing thing
just check war stock cache and carry
ah okay
Anyone got a hiest I can Join?
I did a pursuit series race yesterday and placed top 3 and I also did it today but the counter didn't update to 2/5
Is there a certain time frame I have to do it in or something because it's probably been more than 24 hours since then
Can somebody explain how you do b2b on next gen
Definitely not
What heist was it
Lester got laid
I mean if lester gets gf then there is chance for us boizzz
Mone more important
Lester getting laid we getting paid 🙏🙏💯
Money had always been the main subject for our character but no girls 
Fr

Matter of fact we saved the world and we still ain't got laid yet
Does anyone know a good car and good way to lose the cops when going to the fib building in one of franklins missions?
faggio
Use the Buffalo stx
Frfr 🚫🧢
Ok
Tbh anyone wanna play and mess around or do one of my franklin missions?
I can also do cayo perico setups
I can tommorow
Ok
ask in lfg
my bad
I can't believe I have to wait 100 years for my ticket to be responded cuz I'm very serious about someone in this server
bill gays
Any tips on time trial
at the game
Nah nvm I did it again and it's 2/5 now B)
Gonna try to get this free Nero
or if not then mayeb I'll buy it
yo is anyone good at making rockstar crew emblems hmu
Wym
Whats that??????
Staff dgaf
Lol
What’s the best stunt race car
doin lads
You like money?
ofc g doesnt ever one like money lad
Yes I love money
then stfu
I love robbing banks
ok your lame
Buddy you should stfu
This guy is the real deal, he bought a bored ape NFT for bitcoin
osssss your tuffff come down to coles g ill smash your head lad
Cringe
ossss your tuff aye
Hahaha mega cringe
I’m in a good mod today you mess with me tomorrow and you’ll regret it
Stupid kid
ratio + L BOZOOOOO
😂 shut up gimp
facts

your 8 playing roblox you faggit ong
I don’t understand you speak a weird English
I hope you understand that everyone in here laughs at your lack of self-awareness
You’re saying shit like buddy and shut up kid mate shut the fuck up
both of you cant spell thats a first
why does the velum always spawn so far away from cayo perico
British mf
To increase the risk that an mk2 or hydra decides to shoot you down
I’m guessing ur a fat American bitch then
Because rockstar
faxsssss
Was good g
I am American but I am not fat
Was good
There’s no such thing
Why are these 2 so insufferable lol
Fr
dont sweartittle buddy mummys gonna look through your phone
Don’t swear little buddy mummy’s gonna look through your phone
He’s talking about you
No I'm not 
Nice one dumbass
faxxxssss
Your the only dumbass here
Stop fighting guys pls
Actually nvm there is two dimbasses here
You’re *
Bro shut
Dumbasses*
I’m playing gta here
Fuckin idiot
faxxs thats my guy
^
Bish
no swearing thanks
Bish 🤣🤣 fuck me man
Lol
No thank you
Imagine being fucking dense enough to correct a typo 
bozo cant type
Go play roblox mate
It's not like he thinks dumbass is spelled dimbass
Go play fortnite bish
Only children overuse the term Bozo
Dimbass?
Fuck up you’re on the side of some stupid spunkface with an nft profile picture on discord
Lol
Fuck up you're so insufferable that I'm taking the side of someone with an nft profile pic 
That was shit
Your wee bitch has gone all quiet
You are shit bro
Hahaha good one!
Hahaha did not ask for a comment
Your hard
What do you want me to respond with lmfao
I don’t give a fuck what you ask for
You really think that you got me cause I didn't respond to your shitass comment
Now fuck off
What 🤣🤣
You clearly don’t give a fuck about your life
Your hard
That has nothing to do with this it’s discord
Yeah ik
Bish
Idiot
Kid
Fortnite
Hard lad
Trying so hard to be funny but you’re just not
I’m not a kid
Sure bud
Clearly are if you just call everyone a kid
All you guys keep calling each other kids
Cause you a fortnite kid
How old are you all
Your hard lad
I’m 20
I’m just not though 😂😂
Your 20pffff
And you? @wheat garden
Pfff
Buddy you are not in this conversation
16
Am now what you going to do
Ok
Lmao
@patent nexus how old are you then
👏
And you are?!?!?!
Yes he is
He gone quiet
U gotta wait I guess
Let’s all forget this conversation
I’m bored
Luls
Ok g
👍

British mf are so wired
is it me or has this week been like lightning fucking fast
Anyone got a spare job lying around I need sum money
👏
Puse
pp
Wha

hopelessness


greg!!
esuP
Bro Im bored what should I do
in gta?
i suggest using a vehicle which is fun to drive around
do adversary modes
do other missions
with other ppl
do other heists
i need some help with cayo prep. can anyone help
Hello
Said bored, not suicidal.
I have done that to many times
delete the game


naw i dont , i am innocent

I dont think so
Maybe u watch hot roblox s*x
hell no

it's honestly pretty weird
i don't recommend
i watch gruppe sechs approach casino heist
Roblox is weird
Cap
Show search history
What if u watch
Hot gta s*x

Maybe u do
Im sure Mr rock went to gta stripclub and did private dance
nah
i dont go to shoe store
Wut
there is no shoe store
there is!!
but u can get shoes at the clothes store
wrong
Bruh
you know that place
There ain't a shoe store
shoe store
i ain't sus
U said shoe icon
ask yonal
And thats a womens shoe btw
high heel is strip club
incorrect
estupido puta
Spanish?
ur Spanish is shit
smc
i wouldn't if u paid me
Can you even get 6mil in cayo?
probs stinky
c unt apologize 
ok
u blocked me
not nice
They tf are they talking about with 6mil potential?
we're not friends
4 million is potentiel
no
pending
Ohh freinds


It might be possible with panther statue and golds
declined 

nah wtf 💀
Sadge
@wintry heron they think we're a couple 🤡

we are wtf

NO WAY
what is judges
HAHAHA
yoo
Ur cheating on her

He?

Aren't u a boi
jerichoo 
he is currently pregnant
So why did u say I dont think "he" likes me
fuck u 

What’s going on here
ur mother
cyber sex!!
we're all taking turns on her
that also
Great have her
Dam
we're done actually
Fun fact @knotty harness has s*x with his mother
Sad
And? Is that wrong?
yeah oof


I thought this was a gta discussion

this is all happening in gta
This was never gta discussion
first time?
💀
you thought wrong
Hmm
Gta is the last thing people would talk about here
Nice joke
Didn't even laugh
Crazy
Im turning 15 in two months
I turn 16 in May
Nice
To old to play gta
Old?
He just said he’s turning 19 dude
Idk about that
we almost have the same birthday
How?
mine is today 
Oh happy birthday
merry new years
Imagine gta had no griefers or kdr warriors

proof?

i turn 19 on march 7th

i expect money
can i come to ur bday party
from all of u
Double digits let’s go

I like poland
Can I come
Oo
Happy birthday I wish you the best birthday ever that even griefers won’t grief you

eli throws lame parties tbh
That would never happen
It’s in may but thanks

ok
Then early birthday
Imagine
Having a kid born on ur birthday
nah im a 23 year old psychological graduate
Thats a DUDE
😂🤟
read my mind rn
._.
i forgot where i was going with that lame ass joke
probably the northern most
No
and the one to the left of it
U can only buy 1
byfuqq
Imagine they add nudity in gta6 like cyberpunk
Why
To help me in missions and to earn more money for the scram jet
Ok
It’s a rly useful vehcial
Damn
I have $2139721398217398127391 cash rn
How long have u been playing?
Mod
and $109372193812371129837 in my bank
Oh wow, I used to play back In 2015 but I started again in PlayStation about a month ago
Yeah, my friend had that, I just had my grandpas old computer
But now I got the ps5
So I can run more than 10 fps
Why scramjet
How do u all ps4 and xbox 1 players play on 10fps
His wish
Imagine u could use oppressors in heists
brightness all the way on low

Buy ps5 or xbox series x
no
Why
my ps4 is fine
Or buy pc
no
Ur ps4 is louder than a gamming laptop
...

Low fps
ok &
Ur ps4 is frekin dying
maybe I like low fps
…..I was selling a car so I could get money for the homing missles and an oppressor killed me
solo pub
Guys
don't know why yall be selling in public sessions then act surprised when yall die
If u wanna play on solo pub
Can u sell cars in a solo session?
Turn on vpn
there is a target put on ur back
And play
Cuz u can’t source them in a solo one
What to do is turn on vpn and go to gta online
There will be no players
It does? What’s it called?
Search in ps store
||tgg ever had sex?||
Alright
||with whom?||
With a women?
ps4 vpn usage is very dicy
with a gorilla
you may get banned
Change your mtu settings to 800
||what was the female gorrilas name?||
I love how its gta "online"
But we have to do glitches to play on solo public session
Ur mom
nah i am human
Emblem fail



._.
Wish they allowed us to buy snacks through the interaction menu like ammo
._.
oh wait
yeah
I wish they allowed to call prostitutes at home
and add the hot coffee mod in game
ok?
Good for you!
thankx
what mystery tho?
daym
check the rules
This is the 10th session I have tried and literally every singe one has “max ammo it is CEO in this session”
I am about ready to just make a solo public yet I don’t want to cause I was gonna sell my shit and want the bonus
I don’t even get why there is a max amount it’s so stupid
Just do a solo public session
Like I said I don’t want to because I want the bonus for the sell missions
Hi
Hello
Wassup
Hey
Sky
Dang thanks for letting me know
@wintry heron after trial and error I found a session with 13 people and I can start my CEO patients is key
Yur welcome
That's nice I been doing solo sessions alot lately because each lobby I get into aslo has max CEO
I would just do solo session, register as CEO and then change sessions so I would find +10 player session where I could sell
Because as far as I know, if you have registered as CEO/MC and then change, you can't join to a session where there is already 10 registered as CEO/MC
Well either way patients is key, I just kept changing until I got a session that was good
I was just making a statement about how it was slightly annoying I don’t need people to tell me how to get into a ceo
Yeah, can be time consuming on the weekends to find a session where you could register. Well known fact that people do have more time to play on weekends
I have the day off work hence why I decided to play
Sorry, totally understood that you do know how to register CEO/MC. Was just hinting out my way to do it as a fellow money grinder (I am assuming)
Getting into a solo session though I only know one way of doing it and it’s so stupid on how it works I can’t be asses majority of the time
Well, I just downloaded a program from github that I start before joining online, then when I want to join session with other players I just close it
You do see the symbol next to my name right, I have a pc but I refuse to play this game on it
Majority of other games I will play in my PC but not GTA
Well no, I have my roots of chatting in IRC, so I've modified my discord that I wont see any different colors or symbols :D
Right
But yeah, I have no clue how to get to solo sessions on consoles, sorry for wasting your time =)

Assuming you are using some emojis, since I only got empty line :)
Blocked emojis/gifs/etc, I like my chat clean
So you ruined discord noice
Well, you can have that opinion and I'll have mine
….
kostka
If you would have used chat platforms since mid 90's, mostly IRC, you might have different idea of chatting
Whatever you want to there is no right or wrong
Buy faggio the fighter jet
I did but times change and I change with it
I don’t wanna be stuck in the past like an old ass dinosaur

Why won’t my missions show up in story mode I just finished father like son but no other missions are popping up
@covert vault do you still run windowsXP as well
Won't argue that Discord isn't great upgrade, can do pretty much everything with one program, unlike in the past, but still filling up the chat with emoji/gif/etc is something I refuse to do
Then Agency ?
If that’s what you want to buy you buy it
I would IF there would be network drivers for my PC, all the other drivers can be found for this, but there aren't working drives for the networkd adapter
Ok lol
No shot
You messing with me
Why won’t my missions show up in story mode I just finished father like son but no other missions are popping up
I'm not. Why wouldn't I use WinXP if I could?
Some mission only show up after a certain amount of time, worse case scenario close the game down and relaunch it
Cause it’s shit.
Ok thank you I will try it
Umm, Ok. In what way it is shit?
Well back when it came out yes it was great, it was ahead of its time however the OS have gotten a lot better since then
Win7 was decent, since there was Classic windows theme with decent browsing capabilities, but after that all OS's has been a huge downhill
For me WinXP is the best and I miss it very much
Dont know why gta online dosent have any grown beards
Windows 8 was horrible as it was coded for tablets
Honestly I feel like you would be happy using a typewriter
Like you living in the 80s/90s it’s weird
Because so little grown ups even play it, so the majority of teenagers won't send feeback to rockstar to add grown beards
They seem to added beards in rdo tho
Typewriters do look cool and are important part of history, but for PC usage and gaming useless
More adults play RDO simple not many kids will appreciate a cowboy game
!Google GTAO Cayo Perico Scope out guide
You know you can get a keyboard that is the same as a typewriter they are pretty cool
Look at TGG channel you in his server
Probably one of the reasons why players in rdo are more friendlier
Ahahaha you haven’t played that game for long have you
Yes and with some extra you can even get sounds to play out from your speakers to make it more real, but I won't go that far to do it =)
why so?
ways to play gta online on a mac?
im too broke to buy parallels
and the trial is expired
Why I cant access my Nightclub laptop ?
I also hate the kids who talk in the mic like bro just stfu nobody wants to hear your voice
These kids will never know the struggle of using an encyclopaedia to do research for school rather than the internet
Are you in a CEO or MC
How old are you
They are lonely and seeking attention that they can’t get from their mum
Old enough
How
Why you want to know
Just asking 
Well I have you an answer yet you are still pushing more
Your point being
Totally. And the sad thing that these days the kids wont even bother to use google at first, they will go to facebook or some other platform to ask help
I'm on various local facebook groups just to piss people of in there with their stupid questions. Using LMGTFY almost daily with the exact words that they wrote to the post
These npcs are getting on my nerves when I'm driving cars they crash into me with no given reason then I get out of my car and two of them rush towards me and ran me over
That sound like you are bad at driving
Just blow them up
I'm not
hello i have a question i have around 3mil should i buy a koataska or save upto 5mil so i can get the terrobyte to do vehicle warehouse and client jobs
You crashed
I said they crashed into me
Buy whatever you want to buy
Kosatka
Were you speeding
Nope
i am fine with both of them i am looking which one is a better investment
You were driving at the same speed as the NPCs
A little over I was doing vehicle cargo
Like I said it’s your choice there is no right or wrong
Well then sir you are in the wrong…can’t blame the NPC
Stop giving useless advise
Bruh
U need the fucking kosatka
How is it useless there is no right or wrong way to play the game he can buy whatever he wants to buy
There is a right way hoe
He is choosing between terrorbye and kosatka
You don’t NEED it it’s not necessity
And you are saying he is also right to choose terrobyte?
Be different and use Terrorbyte to get that money you want. It's annoyingly large portion of people who just tells "Do cayo" and that is the only thing they will do. Game has A LOT to offer, no need to just stuck to one
Tf
If that’s what he wants to buy go right ahead and buy it
He does have a point
Everyone is different
i thought of getting the opressor mk2 then getting the kosatka so i can do the preps missions faster and easier
Just play the game the way you want to play the game don’t be a sheep
But for money efficiency cayo seems good at that
Listen noob. Get kosatka then sparrow first
if u want money yeah 💀
Holy shit my mental state bar is half full
Well you are the noob here if you are favoring Sparrow over Mk2
What a dumbass
So?
When did i say that
But if you do the same mission over and over it’s not fun
ture
I went around sniping a few tryhards and that happened
Fun aint a thing when it comes to grinding
I honestly stopped doing cayo Because it got boring

and the quickest
This chat is literally “buy Kosatka and then only do that heist as it pays out the most” like there is so much you can do in this game but you are only doing one thing
That's what she said 
I may start to do cayo again because I need the money
For newbie to not being so newbie is best to participate in 2x/3x events. That way they will gain $ and RP with decent rate and REAL EXPERIENCE IN THE GAME, not just jump in to Cayo and get bored right from the start
literally every other method sucks and cost more to make make more
Whenever i need to buy sometthin expensive i choose to do 2-3 cayos
Casino makes the same but u need, ugh, friends
Who cares about money making methods just play the game for the game, enjoy it for what it is, a game not a fucking job
What are friends
yeag and longer setups
You aint gonna be buying that much fun vehicles lol
bruh gta is the type of game you need money to have fun in 
Yes you can
Pwlese stop this
You get money just by playing the game
Not really

Giving me headache
But not efficiently
Who cares if your not enjoying it who cares how fast you can get money
And with a bunch of tryhards in the lobbies hard to have fun
That's when you find a group of people that you can have fun with
Every grinder ever
Solo public if you don’t want to fight
Guys he is a pro
He bought mk 11 by doing simeon missions

You are actually dumb as shit
I could only get mk2 so far
You wont be able to do the fun stuffs in a solo public lobby lol its just story mode
Why thank you good sir
What’s your definition of “fun”
Playing
Whoever is gay will type below me :
So yeah uh i couldnt get the 3 mill yesterday from cayo
Ok
Cuz family
So you can’t play the game in a solo public
I see 2
First billion earned and +450mil from Cayo only. Since that realization I haven't done Cayo over 8 months and still have made hundreds of millions
U are exposed

3 gays so far.
Cant do things in a solo public lobby other than doing prep, cruise around and cause chaos for a good few minutes
4
Oh shit
4 gays... Happy days ig
he's kinda cute
You can do everything in a solo public the same as a normal public but just no other players you complained another tryhard yet it sounds like the only reason you can’t have “fun” is because you can’t kill other players yet you cry about getting killed
Always has been
He is GOAT
Guess you want to be very flamboyant gay then since you are pretty much half of the lines after your very smart "Whoever is gay will type below me :" message
cringe
Ita ok you are exposed
I'm fine being gay if you want to believe se
That's good.
If it helps him sleep at night to think people are gay so be it

I dont fight any players fyi lmao and if you want to actually have fun in gta online just play some adversary modes or arcade games
If you guys stop arguing like lil bitch, it would help forso
Might still need a few education lessons for behavior
gay
That’ll be nice
You are actually the most stupid person I have come across
robbed casino for 1.2m
Nice
Not the first one to say it lol
L
broken ass game
😐
Good u didn't do it with randoms
i did
😐
eh
😐
Tf
stfu
😐
😐
he had no clue what to do
Ahh yes spamming the same emote
i had to guide his ass
I have seen a level 400 driving like shit
😐
new rp glitch
Pretty bold statement, not saying it wont be correct but still :/
bro he was literally
i’ve been griefing high levels all day on my level 70 alt
he forgot to put a thermal charge down
so i made us restart again
and then he walked into the back
and forgot there was another sector of artwork
It was like a month ago
so we left with 1.9M
Smh
go outside
how the fuck do you not see there's another thing of artwork?
tomorrow
and then we got in the car
and he was driving on the road
instead of sewer route
i hate this shitty new rp glitch
and he went around the swat trucks instead of race track
like what the fuck
prob a modded account ngl
or bought
Line length of this chat is dropping massively... Do you like chats like this @vale sierra or rather have intellectual conversations in IRC?
U haven't met a guy who doesn't know how to equip rebreather during cayo with longfin and dies.

gay ass chat
No caps
Oh ye he dieed
that shit is annoying as fuck
I was like tf how
How much did you get?
He said i couldn't Breathe anymore
You haven't done prison break heist where the bus driver got lost
the best drop
tbh
its lowkey better than diamonds
you just gotta use 2 players
diamonds take a while
i just did this casino because fuck cayo honestly
so boring
I did all the OG heists with randoms for new randoms for each heists. Prison Break was BY FAR the hardest one to do. Most frustrating thing was when we almost made it but Rashkovsky died during the cutscene in the plane
for what
casino
???
i just completed it
ah
All the preps and heists combined took about 28 hours, admittedly most of the times was just waiting to get players joining
...
Are you fucking retards and can't write more than five words per line?
I got the deity with remote control and weapons and proximity mine
I thought the proximity mine would be lethal
for what
For the next 15mins, try to compile one solid thought and then press send
but it's just slippery mines
Can one of you guys go to #📸┃gta-media
fuck
Scroll up to see what was my last line before that. Maybe, just maybe, you could have seen the previous line if this chat would be even slightly intellectual
are you ok lol
did you have a bad day

Well, It can't be good since the last hour or so I've been in this chat

yikes
I mean sure it's just they're being unnecessarily hostile lol
you can be right without being a dick

but the gta community has trouble being considerate so I'm not surprised
Who's Arthur
?
what do i buy with 5mil
invest in faggios
smart
I should waste money on orbs for no reason
the best advice ever in the history of gaming
5head plays all day baby
what do you have?












