🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

But I’m not

[slender stag]

haurmm

[haughty terrace]

and i am 19

[upbeat salmon]

big garage

[slender stag]

u talk bout vehicle warehouse?

[wintry heron]

Exactly young man

[indigo tundra]

Why do u have like women pfps

[weary matrix]

but like making no money rn

yeah

[indigo tundra]

Like seriously

[wintry heron]

Cause he a simp

[slender stag]

[haughty terrace]

get a large building that comes with a larger garage

[weary matrix]

only income is vip thingos

[weary matrix]

i already bought an opffice

[slender stag]

i just flex ma nitro

[quaint pivot]

Wow

[slender stag]

LOL BOZO

fr

[vale sierra]

Jesus someone is angry

[upbeat salmon]

That deserves a ban lmao

[haughty terrace]

bro finish blurring the n and the i

[indigo tundra]

Dan

[vale sierra]

[quaint pivot]

Ban him

[slender stag]

bro really downbad

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[indigo tundra]

Saying he didn't do anything racist

[empty whale]

i literally got 4 piles of cash 1 single pile of gold and tequila on my cayo perico how unlucky am i

[indigo tundra]

I think he is 8 years

[upbeat salmon]

You are like me brother

[tiny portal]

Acuses himself for not being racist then follows along to be racist lmfao

[empty whale]

i am restarting my cayo rn

[vale sierra]

Then goes on to be racist

[haughty terrace]

bro at that point just restart lmao

[empty whale]

thats what im doing

[wintry heron]

Tf is tequila I never get that

[upbeat salmon]

I wont

[haughty terrace]

ah good

[empty whale]

hilarious

[upbeat salmon]

I spent 3 mil on cars

[indigo tundra]

Shouldn't he get banned

[haughty terrace]

i got lucky enough to get a pink diamond with four gold just before the event ended

[wintry heron]

I never get diamond tho

[upbeat salmon]

bruh

[vale sierra]

Poor

[slender stag]

LULS I once got a tequila and painting and full of cash

[quaint pivot]

You get the same shi when you restart no point

[upbeat salmon]

for me hes

[indigo tundra]

I spent 20 mil

[empty whale]

i kept getting bearer bonds on the valentine event

[vale sierra]

Poor

[empty whale]

cap

[wintry heron]

What’s that?

[upbeat salmon]

Didn’t i tell you i am broke?

[quaint pivot]

I mean it’s not

[haughty terrace]

i got the necklace like four straight times before i got the diamond

[upbeat salmon]

Dont you do cayo?

[haughty terrace]

shit was frustrating

[quaint pivot]

Go ahead waste your time idgaf

[empty whale]

are you capping?

[wintry heron]

I’m on my second cayo run

[wintry heron]

I don’t think so

[upbeat salmon]

You get bearer bonds next i think

[slender stag]

yah this chat is ruin

[empty whale]

oh that makes sense

[wintry heron]

Ah ok this time I have necklaces

😔

[haughty terrace]

wait does it actually always play out that way

[quaint pivot]

Gta is dead

[civic lion]

It's visible from space I think

[upbeat salmon]

idk for my second run i got bonds

[quaint pivot]

Fuck these new dlcs bring gta 6

[haughty terrace]

i figure they'd give you one heist where you need the safe code and one with the plasma cutter to get you familiar with both

[vale sierra]

It’s randomised

[wintry heron]

I’m on my second and I got necklace

[haughty terrace]

would make the most sense imo

[upbeat salmon]

I find the safe code more easier to do than the plasma cutter prep

[wintry heron]

Can I know what is tequila

[vale sierra]

That’s cute

[civic lion]

a drink

[wintry heron]

Nah plasma cutter is sooooo easy

[upbeat salmon]

You are unlucky

[haughty terrace]

plasma cutter was hard as balls at first but now its a piece of cake

[wintry heron]

I a I trash

[wintry heron]

Why?

[west sluice]

hi

[wintry heron]

Hey

[formal kelp]

Can anyone join my empty session ?

[vale sierra]

An alcoholic beverage

[west sluice]

who can help me with cayo perico

[upbeat salmon]

Those damn enemies just keep smokin my sparrow

[formal kelp]

Can someone join my empty session pls

[upbeat salmon]

The most worthless target

[wintry heron]

I mean In the game

[vale sierra]

Look in LFG groups

[haughty terrace]

only four sets of cars spawn, just wait and kill them

[upbeat salmon]

900k

[wintry heron]

Just land your sparrow far away

[vale sierra]

It’s still an alcoholic beverage

[wintry heron]

How much

[wintry heron]

I mean in cayo

[vale sierra]

6 million

[upbeat salmon]

.

[wintry heron]

6 mil what

[upbeat salmon]

Oh so they are not infinite?

[indigo tundra]

Well ima exit now

[vale sierra]

Yes it’s alcohol

[upbeat salmon]

good to know

[wintry heron]

Is it a primary target?

[upbeat salmon]

yes

[wintry heron]

😑

[haughty terrace]

thankfully no, took me a while to realize as well lmao

[slender stag]

yahh for normal mode

[wintry heron]

Oh damn

[vale sierra]

Yep no cap it’s the best drink you will have

[slender stag]

on hard u get 990k for tequila

[wintry heron]

Nice 👍

[slender stag]

what a shit

[haughty terrace]

it makes it free if youre just patient and have a sparrow/explosives

[wintry heron]

That’s still a lot

[upbeat salmon]

Thank goodness

[slender stag]

meh

[haughty terrace]

yeah definitely

[wintry heron]

Necklaces is only 10k more

[haughty terrace]

cutter used to be the most problematic for me but now its almost free

[vale sierra]

For poor people yes

[upbeat salmon]

if you grind cayo alot it’ll be worthless

[wintry heron]

🥲

[wintry heron]

Oh

[eager night]

Alcoholic drink

[wintry heron]

Well no shit

[eager night]

You mean value?

Like 900k i think

[vale sierra]

Who grinds the same heist over and over just to get money and not enjoy the game

[haughty terrace]

pink diamond is 1.4 million on hard so yeah in comparison the tequila might as well be a bottle of dogshit

[wintry heron]

Tequila is not that bad

[eager night]

tequila is the worst one i think

[wintry heron]

Why tf does it cost that much it’s just a bottle of tequila

[upbeat salmon]

Tequilla, necklace, bearer bonds and files, pink diamond and panther statue

[haughty terrace]

trust me when youve done as many runs as i have you just reset when you see tequila

[eager night]

Bro its gta

[haughty terrace]

lmfao

[wintry heron]

How much does panther state cost

[indigo tundra]

1 dollar

[haughty terrace]

its ACTUALLY antique tequila

[upbeat salmon]

Nearly 2mil

[vale sierra]

You could ask the same thing about some fine wines or whiskeys in real life

[indigo tundra]

Not nearly

2 million

[wintry heron]

So is it the best

[haughty terrace]

i think its 2 mil on hard mode

[upbeat salmon]

Yes

[wintry heron]

True

[haughty terrace]

i may be wrong tho

[upbeat salmon]

But a pain to get

[eager night]

I think its like 1.9

[wintry heron]

Stfup

[haughty terrace]

only shows up in events right

[upbeat salmon]

odds are so low

[vale sierra]

Who doesn’t do Cayo on hard mode

[empty whale]

i dont

[eager night]

Not sure but i think its just really rate

[wintry heron]

Me

[eager night]

rare*

[upbeat salmon]

rich people

[haughty terrace]

anyone whos a fucking idiot

[empty whale]

mainly because i forget

[pale heart]

me when trying to restart to get something other than booze

[haughty terrace]

ive never even seen it

[wintry heron]

But I’m not

[haughty terrace]

then again ive only seen the diamond like twice so i dunno

[vale sierra]

Do you really care that much

[pale heart]

a bit 👀

[vale sierra]

Wow

[quartz atlas]

I am scared i did the solo lobby glitch and some random dude joined my lobby

[pale heart]

then do glitch again and u will go in new lobby

[quartz atlas]

Help

[vale sierra]

Imagine not playing the game for fun and only wanting to grind grind grind

[wintry heron]

Rip

[upbeat salmon]

You are not a idiot but new

[wintry heron]

Fr

[wintry heron]

Yeah true

[haughty terrace]

well when youre like me and you wanna run b2b, tequila is just a waste of time unless you have like 6 gold to support it

[quartz atlas]

I set my wifi to 800 before i loaded up online

[upbeat salmon]

what level are you again?

[pale heart]

[wintry heron]

42

[vale sierra]

Bruh what

[wintry heron]

Lol why would anyone do cayo with tequila that's a waste of time even if ur playing for fun

[quartz atlas]

A fucking ceo is in my private public lobby

[upbeat salmon]

ah okay

[wintry heron]

Yeah 52

[wintry heron]

Wym

[haughty terrace]

yooo btw im level 97, so close to getting my rpg

[quartz atlas]

Who tf is Bungee_2

[vale sierra]

Damm went up 10 ranks in seconds

[wintry heron]

What rpg

[quartz atlas]

You still need 20 more levels

[vale sierra]

Ahaha

[wintry heron]

Nah I mean 42

[eager night]

Thw drug dealer down the road

[haughty terrace]

just the normal one, it unlocks at level 100

[upbeat salmon]

Your fucking with me right?

[haughty terrace]

thats minigun you fool

[wintry heron]

No

[wintry heron]

Why 100

[pale heart]

u need level 135 for 10th armor slot?

[haughty terrace]

because the game is fucking weird

[upbeat salmon]

The weapon that goes boom when you shoot it?

[quartz atlas]

Oh fuck thats why he is fucking in my private public selling cocaine and weed

[wintry heron]

Dont do drugs

[wintry heron]

Ah that

[indigo tundra]

Do drugs

[wintry heron]

Stfu

[quartz atlas]

You need 120 for rpg?

[pale heart]

no not that

im asking about armor slot not rpg

[haughty terrace]

only do drugs if its for medical reasons

[quartz atlas]

He left

[burnt ruin]

Anyone doing cassino heist

[quartz atlas]

I eat cancer killing drug everyday

[indigo tundra]

Weed

[quartz atlas]

Thats why i am 130 years old

[upbeat salmon]

I decided to buy the widowmaker because i got impatient of trying to get the minigun

[wintry heron]

I’m sorry

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/555-high-iq-555iq-iq-think-gif-19108239

[indigo tundra]

Coociane

[vale sierra]

I always find it funny when people ask what the best way to make money is or the best car to buy the best business to buy, like why not just play the game how you want to play the game rather than being the exact same as every other sheep that plays this game

[wintry heron]

👍

[quartz atlas]

Anyone ever donated to a bathtub streamer?

[haughty terrace]

i just bought it to have every gun (which i do now other than rpg and minigun)

[upbeat salmon]

They want advice and not screw up ig

[haughty terrace]

exactly

[slender stag]

lol man got a point

[vale sierra]

You really can’t screw up in this game

[quartz atlas]

Best way to make money: get the gorilla mask

[slender stag]

maybe they just wondered

[vale sierra]

You make money you buy something you make more money you buy something

[quartz atlas]

I bought an arcade right after I started

[vale sierra]

Ok your point being

[wintry heron]

Nah

[quartz atlas]

And the arcade was paleto bay and i had to pay for it

[vale sierra]

You can still make money off the arcade

[upbeat salmon]

If you have 2 mil and dont buy any of the good stuffs but buy and fully upgrade the document forgery

[haughty terrace]

thats not a game thats real life bro

[quartz atlas]

You can screw up a bit in this game my g

[wintry heron]

Wym

[vale sierra]

If that’s what you want to buy buy it just because people say it’s bad does not mean you can’t buy it

[upbeat salmon]

I screwed up by being the arcade when i was still a idiot

[quartz atlas]

@vale sierra i aint driving to paleto bay just to collect a few thousands if i can make them by robbing a store

[wintry heron]

Wym

[wintry heron]

Wym

[quartz atlas]

i got the videogeddon arcade now

[wintry heron]

I so confused 🤔

[quartz atlas]

Man you didnt playbthe gta online tutorial?

[vale sierra]

You obviously are not understanding my point

[upbeat salmon]

I bought the arcade when i was lvl 5 im an idiot

[wintry heron]

What’s that

[wintry heron]

So did I lol

[quartz atlas]

Dumb fock

[haughty terrace]

it fills up your safe over time, its a decent investment

[wintry heron]

I bought the cheepest one

[upbeat salmon]

Ah so we are both idiots…… I blame lester for that

[wintry heron]

Same

[wintry heron]

I’m not

[quartz atlas]

instead of an arcade and being a virgin how bout you get the kotsatka and some bitches from the shoe store

No bitches?

[vale sierra]

Why do you do the casino heist that doesn’t have a rank cap to unlock it at

[quartz atlas]

Sad

[upbeat salmon]

And get rid of the yee yee ass haircut

[wintry heron]

No

[wintry heron]

What wrong with being a virgin

[vale sierra]

[wintry heron]

lol

[quartz atlas]

I changed my colour code from black to white filled suit yesterday and shaved my body hair

[wintry heron]

What?

[upbeat sequoia]

Don't he have bitches on his ass?

[wintry heron]

People in this chat acting real ghetto chile 😬

[quartz atlas]

Why don chyu br a Chad instead?

[wintry heron]

Ah what?

[upbeat salmon]

Finally got rid of your yee yee ass haircut and finally got some bitches on your dick?

[wintry heron]

Is that a car

[quartz atlas]

Didnt ask + didnt care + ratio + you fell off + yb better

[vale sierra]

You all seem to think there is only one way to play this game it’s actually hilarious

[quartz atlas]

I visit the shoe store once in a while until ivget a gf

[wintry heron]

Okay level 15 on discord chat

[wintry heron]

Wym

[quartz atlas]

Ok pc normie

[wintry heron]

🌲

[upbeat salmon]

Or better yet your gf called your dog ass and stopped fuckin with the brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with?

[wintry heron]

What’s the shoe store?

[quartz atlas]

You dont know vanilla unicorn?

[vale sierra]

Ok level 0 on discord chat

[upbeat salmon]

Family friendly content

[quartz atlas]

Get some bitches monkey nft man

[wintry heron]

That an ice cream shop?

[wintry heron]

I can’t tho

[wintry heron]

Because I touch grass

[upbeat sequoia]

Where the good boys spent time

[quartz atlas]

Totally visit it

[upbeat sequoia]

[wintry heron]

How do I find it

[quartz atlas]

I recommend vanilla unicorns ice cream

[wintry heron]

It's 2022 and y'all still selling your souls to discord... 😬

[vale sierra]

That’s cute or because you just joined the server

[upbeat salmon]

You can buy shoes there:D

[quartz atlas]

By seeing a shoe in the radar

[wintry heron]

I didn't just join

[wintry heron]

Ah ok I guess

[vale sierra]

Sureeeee

[quartz atlas]

You can get both there right?

[upbeat sequoia]

The special ones r8?

[wintry heron]

But what does shoes have to do with ice cream

[quartz atlas]

I havent gotten any bitches in a while

[echo light]

Puse

[upbeat salmon]

And get the vip😏

[quartz atlas]

You can buy both of em in it

[vale sierra]

Oh hey daddy

[wintry heron]

I have never gotten any bitches

[vale sierra]

[wintry heron]

Wha

[timber shell]

I needed a bit of help with something can someone dm me if you play this game from long

[wintry heron]

Ah nice I guess

[upbeat sequoia]

Get rid of the yee yee ass nft

[wintry heron]

I recommend my good friend @upbeat salmon

[wintry heron]

But it’s cool

[timber shell]

Is he online rn?

[wintry heron]

Yes dm him

[timber shell]

Okay

[upbeat sequoia]

Is it yours?

[wintry heron]

No

[tiny portal]

Cancelled

[wintry heron]

Wym

[tiny portal]

Screenshot Ted an nft

[tough spindle]

anyone doing any heists?

[tiny portal]

Cancel on Twitter

[vale sierra]

I thought we moved on from NFT talk

[wintry heron]

My friend @upbeat salmon is

[vale sierra]

I thought we already determined it’s dumb as fuck to buy them

[wintry heron]

I thought so too

[tough spindle]

which heist?

[wintry heron]

Cayo and he is willing to give you 50 %

[vale sierra]

The one where you steal pizza from a homeless man

[tough spindle]

fr?

[wintry heron]

Yeah dm him

[vale sierra]

@upbeat salmon

[tough spindle]

he's not online

[vale sierra]

Do you agree to this bullshit

[upbeat sequoia]

U mean from the pizza delivery guy

[wintry heron]

Dm him he’ll respond soon

Hello

[upbeat sequoia]

@wintry heron bruh Zambo is on ps and he is on xbox

[vale sierra]

No because that’s rude, stealing from the homeless is ok because if they can’t afford a house they can’t afford pizza

[echo light]

My lil gurl

[wintry heron]

Bro shut

It’s not tru

[vale sierra]

[echo light]

[main sentinel]

Down bad

[wintry heron]

Tf is happening here

[vale sierra]

None of your business

[wintry heron]

Ah ok 👍

[echo light]

Daddy loving his lil gurl.

Not your concern.

[wintry heron]

Ok i guess

[vale sierra]

[main sentinel]

Down bad

[echo light]

Why are you red

[vale sierra]

Get money

[main sentinel]

Down bad

You literally play on xbox

You get money

[vale sierra]

Because of you

[echo light]

[wintry heron]

Bro shut man

[vale sierra]

Imagine thinking because I have an Xbox tag that’s the only thing I own

[main sentinel]

You’re the same one that believed a strip club was a shoe store

With icecream

Stfu

[wintry heron]

It’s a fucking strip club!?

[vale sierra]

It is if you know what your doing, you can get a lot of free shoes

[wintry heron]

May i ask what is a strip club?

[vale sierra]

The place the Girl Scouts get all their cookies

[echo light]

Its a whore house

[main sentinel]

Yeah dumb ass

[wintry heron]

Ok i guess

[timber shell]

Does anyone of you know how to do rp glitch or any money or casino chip glitch ?

[vale sierra]

It’s also where your dad met your mum

[echo light]

Im the only one giving honest answers here

[echo light]

[echo light]

What's a glitch bro

[upbeat salmon]

When tf did i said that

[timber shell]

🥲

[steady marten]

?tag r mod

[echo light]

Yes when you were high on cheap weed

[timber shell]

Okay

[upbeat salmon]

I dont do drugs

[steady marten]

?warnings 853329721092997130

[echo light]

Also improve your inglish bitch

[steady marten]

Eh cool

[timber shell]

I didn't know

[main sentinel]

It’s a strip club

[upbeat salmon]

Ah okay yes me well fo dat

[main sentinel]

Not a shoe store

[timber shell]

M really new just tryna learn new stuff my bad

[main sentinel]

Yes

[echo light]

Ignlish

[tough spindle]

you doing cayo?

[echo light]

Learn good stuff

Like greifing

[timber shell]

Lol okay

[main sentinel]

You’re probably 12

[echo light]

Destroying cargos

[vale sierra]

And running away to a new session

[echo light]

Increasing mental level in game and irl

[jade oriole]

yeahhhh

[upbeat salmon]

I have one prepared rn

[jade oriole]

i approve

[echo light]

And NEVER never go pussive during dogfight.. NEVER!!!

[brazen river]

hi

guys

[upbeat salmon]

anglish?

[brazen river]

i love rdr2

[upbeat salmon]

Sprry I do only tagalog

[brazen river]

can anyone tell me how to crack it

[vale sierra]

Oh why tell them that it’s funny

[echo light]

Inglish

[vale sierra]

Ringlbish

[upbeat salmon]

gngliah?

[echo light]

Honest advice

I was trying to be hitman in public session.

So i followed a player to the clothing store.

[vale sierra]

And hit them with a fish

[upbeat salmon]

How did it end?

[echo light]

I got on to the bullding next to the store.

[upbeat salmon]

Nah throw a muffin to them

[echo light]

Then i got into first person

Then i waited

Waited

...... Waited

So that i could snipe him

But

That pussy

Went pussive

[vale sierra]

You know if you shot the shop attending it pulls them out of the store before they can do that

[upbeat salmon]

no

[vale sierra]

Ahahahah

[echo light]

So what if they're inside already

[vale sierra]

Doesn’t matter

[echo light]

Breh

Tf

[upbeat salmon]

@wintry heron just loves to do that for some reason

[echo light]

Why didn't u tell me this before

[vale sierra]

As soon as it’s closed you can go in and shoot them

[echo light]

Fucking noob

But then

It wouldn't look like a profession kill

[vale sierra]

It’s like LS auto some people hide in there what you do is drive far enough forward and throw a grenade in there and they get spawned outside

[main sentinel]

@wintry heron you’re not that guy

[echo light]

Cuz i wanna be a professional hitman in GTA

[upbeat salmon]

We got a agent 47 wannabe

[vale sierra]

You need ti carry a fish in your back pocket to be the real Agent 47

[echo light]

https://tenor.com/view/agent47-hitman-hitman-agent47-47-gif-19233456

[upbeat salmon]

@echo light you hate being pinged?

[vale sierra]

@upbeat salmon do you

[upbeat salmon]

no i love the attention

[pale heart]

[vale sierra]

I bet you do

[upbeat salmon]

Yes i do i love being pinged so bad

[echo light]

Yes, fuck you.

[upbeat salmon]

Expected

🙂

[echo light]

https://tenor.com/view/seb-stan-its-not-gonna-suck-itself-blowjob-gif-9722866

[upbeat salmon]

@echo light why not you do it?

[echo light]

Idk how to, teach me.

https://tenor.com/view/running-away-genitals-dildo-pink-dildo-gif-14469419

[upbeat salmon]

Find a pickle and eat it

[main sentinel]

Imagine being horny

[echo light]

Imagine

So shit ppl

Always horny

[main sentinel]

We know you are

[echo light]

Yes for @slender stag

[upbeat salmon]

Porn directors

[main sentinel]

Kyle is a guy

Bozo

[echo light]

How do you know

She could be lying

[main sentinel]

He said it

And has a girlfriend

[echo light]

So stay away from creep like you

[slender stag]

[upbeat salmon]

Anyone who has a female pfp is a dude

[echo light]

Jk

[main sentinel]

Exactly

Lmao

[slender stag]

[main sentinel]

And those dudes are lowkey weird

Unless it’s their girlfriend

[echo light]

Those are dumb

[main sentinel]

Cause they’re lowkey simping with that

[slender stag]

lul u want puse

[upbeat salmon]

G-Guys
I-In
R-Real
L-Life

[echo light]

I had a guy in my clan server. He had a pfp of his sis

[main sentinel]

Wtf

[slender stag]

downbad

[main sentinel]

Probably an incest supporter

[echo light]

[upbeat salmon]

Home sweet alabama

[echo light]

Lol

Idk tbh

[main sentinel]

[echo light]

His friend told me later

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-home-alabama-tiktok-sweet-home-alabama-guy-playing-ukulele-ukulele-gif-23174780

[echo light]

that's his sis

[main sentinel]

LMAOO

[echo light]

I was like what-

[main sentinel]

CRINGE

[echo light]

Then he left

[main sentinel]

His sis is his side bitch

[echo light]

When i asked him

[slender stag]

yeh probably downbad

[upbeat salmon]

How old was the sis?

[slender stag]

[main sentinel]

[echo light]

Prolly 20+

[main sentinel]

[upbeat salmon]

be weird if she’s under 18

[main sentinel]

[slender stag]

shes not 12

[upbeat salmon]

[echo light]

Yeah

[main sentinel]

[echo light]

That would be real shit

[main sentinel]

[upbeat salmon]

[main sentinel]

[echo light]

One of my friend told me that its common in the USA tho

[upbeat salmon]

TGG tried his best

[echo light]

Idk why

[slender stag]

yaah

[main sentinel]

[echo light]

Damn

Ok

[slender stag]

US has its issue mn

fr

[upbeat salmon]

Anyways my feet are cramp

Bye bye

[echo light]

[slender stag]

[main sentinel]

[slender stag]

shit this reminds me bout iceman

[wispy pollen]

🤠

[main sentinel]

You like iced cream

[main sentinel]

Where you living at then

Lmao

Any other country is worse

[echo light]

Nothing is worse than USA

[main sentinel]

They either have total power over you or your just gonna get killed by someone

[slender stag]

i say in asia continent

[slender stag]

yp

bro spitting facts

[main sentinel]

People say that without living in the other countries

[echo light]

[haughty terrace]

hello again

[main sentinel]

Everything you get is taken from you

If you refuse to do something you get killed

Or there’s countries you’ll get killed just for other peoples food

[echo light]

Yeah ikr, that's USA.

[slender stag]

[main sentinel]

Bengals L

[slender stag]

LOLLL

beuh bengal cute

[haughty terrace]

sad

[echo light]

What's Bengals

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/crawling-meow-im-coming-protec-attac-gif-14656466

[main sentinel]

LLLOLOLOL

[slender stag]

shit thats not bengal

i think so lul

[main sentinel]

LOOLLOL

[echo light]

I think that's a country?

[haughty terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cincinnati-bengals-gif-23951309

[slender stag]

nope

[main sentinel]

llululululululululullulullululuullulllulullululull

[haughty terrace]

fuck

[slender stag]

an animal

[haughty terrace]

embed fail

[slender stag]

nah its aight

[main sentinel]

LMAOOOO

[echo light]

Ah ok

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cincinnati-bengals-gif-23951309

LOL

[haughty terrace]

ayyy

[main sentinel]

They suck dick

[slender stag]

this is the one u want??

[haughty terrace]

yes

[slender stag]

yep man

[echo light]

https://tenor.com/view/bengals-gif-5942097

[slender stag]

beuhhhhhu

[haughty terrace]

i ain't even a bengals fan i just love Joe Burrow lmao

[slender stag]

[haughty terrace]

[slender stag]

[main sentinel]

Fagboy

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[haughty terrace]

[main sentinel]

[main sentinel]

Bro what

[slender stag]

[haughty terrace]

she bobbing her head to music

obviously

[main sentinel]

Nahhh

[chilly shale]

hi

[haughty terrace]

hello

[main sentinel]

Bobbing head to some dick

[haughty terrace]

[main sentinel]

69

[tiny portal]

Bass boosted dancing

[haughty terrace]

see this man knows whats good

[tiny portal]

[haughty terrace]

[main sentinel]

Moaning as the background?

Of the son

Song

[tiny portal]

Nonono that’s the melody bro

[haughty terrace]

anyways

i think i wasted like 10 million in GTA yesterday lmao

[main sentinel]

[tiny portal]

That’s my entire bank

[main sentinel]

[haughty terrace]

i bought all of the warehouses in my nightclub and assigned all of the technicians lmao

[tiny portal]

I don’t play too much games that much anymore

[haughty terrace]

not to mention getting a hangar and mc warehouses for it

[tiny portal]

Shit got boring after being repetitive

[haughty terrace]

now the only "building" i don't have is the yacht

[tiny portal]

Waste of money

[main sentinel]

Not to mention

[tiny portal]

Lmao

[haughty terrace]

facts

like i can get three fully modded new vehicles for the price of a yacht

whats it like 8 million

[tiny portal]

I spent 10 mill on mine

I don’t even use it

[main sentinel]

Why would you use it

[tiny portal]

Show off factor

[haughty terrace]

i spent most of yesterday sitting on top of maze bank and calling muggers on people lmfao

[main sentinel]

It has no use

[tiny portal]

It’s like the penthouse

But more expensive

[haughty terrace]

i have the penthouse but that provides money from casino missions and a free car

[tiny portal]

Yacht missions

[main sentinel]

How many rockets does it take to destroy a yacht

[haughty terrace]

2

[tiny portal]

LMAO

💀

[main sentinel]

No it doesn’t

[haughty terrace]

next you'll ask me how many it takes to destroy the FIB building

[main sentinel]

I fired 20 at a yacht

And it did nothing

So I guess it’s not destroyable

[tiny portal]

For 10 million dollars you can get something that is more fragile than the cheapest starter car in gta online (karuma)

[main sentinel]

No the Penris building

[haughty terrace]

i think my next spending spree will either be a new bennys car or a car with imani tech

[haughty terrace]

i call it the penis building

[main sentinel]

I do too sometimes

Vespucci 707

[vague rock]

Any helicopter fanatics here? I can never find people dedicated to heli races. They just try and leave

[wintry heron]

i dont like helis

[vague rock]

I love em

[wintry heron]

nice ok

[craggy mulch]

hey any tips for the time trial im beginner and in need of the money but i cant get it done with my 40k motorcycle

[quartz marsh]

i can help with that

[craggy mulch]

oh thanks how

[upbeat salmon]

What’s a cheap motorbike with decent speed?

[vague rock]

Borrow someone’s car? It should work unless R* explicitly restricts that

[craggy mulch]

i already got some help but thanks

[vague rock]

The time I spent retrying the trial repeatedly could’ve made me more money some other way tbh

[tough spoke]

Bati 801- $15k

[rocky timber]

vortex? hakuchou?

[upbeat salmon]

Nvm i own that

[tough spoke]

Lol

[rocky timber]

reveer

veyr cheap

and good

[dawn schooner]

Which is better, the Nero custom or Thrax?

[rocky timber]

nero very cool

[soft onyx]

What is the best amount of people for the casino heist cash 2 or 3 ?

[quartz atlas]

I definitely recommend 2 if the guy is both a hacker or grabber or 3

[soft onyx]

I'm a grabber not hacker at all

[quartz atlas]

Doesnt matter all that matters is your crew knows the helicopter

[untold kestrel]

oh my god

[quartz atlas]

Cybertruck

[untold kestrel]

i finally learnt how to get cayo primary after 1 hour of pain

[tough spoke]

Lol

I just watched a TGG video

[untold kestrel]

[slate olive]

how much do i get for doing dr dre contract for the first time

[rocky timber]

1m

[slate olive]

oh i see

[wintry heron]

@weak flume i leveled up my alt to 150 lol

Gonna reach 1k

[somber dawn]

anyone wanna money grind?

[glossy edge]

There are solo secondary targets in cayo yes?

[rocky timber]

yes

[glossy edge]

Ok good

[muted void]

yes, 2 paintings in office and everything exept for 1 building outside the compound

[glossy edge]

Ill try to get 3 million today

[rocky timber]

alr gud

[muted void]

ill give you 2 hours

[rocky timber]

ummmm

it may be less for someoene. newww

[muted void]

2 cayo, cayo takes an hour so 2 cayos

[glossy edge]

Also uh since imma get 3 millions shud i straight up get the toaerador or smth else?
I rlly like the toraedor

[quick warren]

Should I get arena war garage with a upgradeable car or the f1 car or the hydra

[rocky timber]

toreador great

[rocky timber]

hydra

[quick warren]

Or toredor

[glossy edge]

Oh hey nice vettel pfp

[quick warren]

Thanks

[glossy edge]

So toreador it is

[muted void]

my mom finnally got a wifi upgrade yass

[glossy edge]

Nice

[quick warren]

Cool

[glossy edge]

Lol i wont even be able tk do one in an hour

[rocky timber]

but hydra usefull

[glossy edge]

Mmmmm

[rocky timber]

same was with me...gather intel used to take me 30 mins smh

fr lol

[quick warren]

Btw on Wednesday i had 900k but i didn't play yesterday and when I logged on now i had 2 mil?

[glossy edge]

Yeah thanks im still gunna get the toreader

[glossy edge]

Modders mabye

[rocky timber]

console aint got modders

[quick warren]

But i play on xbox

[glossy edge]

Ohh yeah sorry didnt see that

[rocky timber]

alr, its usefull tho

got one of the ebst missles

better than mk2

if u lock onto mk2..and fire it

its 99% that it will kill the mk2 guy

so real great against mk2s, and it can take a decent amount of homing missles

[glossy edge]

Ill get the hydra after that, i can get money for the toreader rn so yeah

Thanks everyone and u nlg the most

[rocky timber]

np

btw for hydra u need hangar @glossy edge

so add another 1m to it

[untold kestrel]

kosata has the best missle

its lock on is like death

[rocky timber]

guys shall i buy tempesta/811/jester classic

in basis of looks

[covert vault]

I just can't wrap my head around the reason why in the hell some players modify (assumption) their race wins in GTA. Lately been seeing a alot of +100 wins and 0-5 losses stats and they can't even finish pursuit races

[rigid ridge]

Bruh this week's time trial is so hard wtf

[empty stone]

I have tempesta and 811 and prefer the temesta’s looks

[rigid ridge]

Do car wheels affect performance?

Car/bike

Or is it just bullet proof and visual

[pliant walrus]

Anybody else facing error in connecting to R* game services?

[keen fern]

i bought the champion lmfao

loaded it up with upgrades

immani tech

shits fire

[covert vault]

Try using a faster vehicle, it should be easy 3:5x

[rigid ridge]

I'm using a hajouchou drag

[quartz atlas]

Toreador sports classic?

Toreador missile never misses even it its not fully locked on

[untold kestrel]

wtf

i won podium vehicle

but it didnt register

and i lost the vehicle

[echo light]

Zery zool

[echo light]

You said the same shit 2 days ago

Stop being attention seeker

[keen fern]

said it once i believe

[keen fern]

tbh no one really cares about what i buy or what i dont buy

[echo light]

I do

[keen fern]

funny given your bio is literally attention seeking

[keen fern]

well you shouldn't. we don't know each other

[echo light]

Did i ask you to see it?

[covert vault]

Then I have bad news for you... Maybe you just are too bad of a driver

[keen fern]

dont have to

its legit right there lmfao

[echo light]

Then dont.

[keen fern]

ok then dont care

you're not winning this fam

[echo light]

How old are you ?

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[long cape]

Ikr

[arctic mulch]

someone help with heist prep daily 🙏

[long cape]

I can in a few hours???

Oh wait you play pc

[arctic mulch]

pc tho

[wintry heron]

But xbox and pc

[arctic mulch]

yeah¨'

[long cape]

Yeah I just noticed

GTA needs to add cross play

[wintry heron]

But then there would be modders in console sessions

[long cape]

True

They need to fix that

[wintry heron]

I just got kosatka and i dont know how to scope out cayo for the drainage tunnel

[long cape]

Man chat is alive for a minute and then dies right after

[long cape]

Behind the compound under water

[jovial terrace]

Why is it that everytime we exit the casino heist it takes ages to load

[wintry heron]

Ik but how do i get there

[long cape]

Walk drive idk

I drive there

[echo light]

Its a bug for PC

[dry osprey]

If I dupe a car or sum will I still get banned or reset?

[rocky timber]

alr thanks

[long cape]

If you sell it

[echo light]

[quartz atlas]

The solo lobby glitch on ps is so good

[long cape]

[dry osprey]

So If I just keep it I'm good

[echo light]

Change the number plate

[long cape]

Sell 4 a day if you duping to sell

[covert vault]

Just did 3:52 with hakochou drag first try

[long cape]

I got the drift

[proper wave]

Hey im on xbox and cant find my deluxo its completly gone

[long cape]

Go to rockstar website and report it

[echo light]

call insurance

[long cape]

It's a bug happened to me

[jovial terrace]

So which means no casino heist for us?

[covert vault]

Hakuchou drift? Is that even a vehicle in the game? :D

[proper wave]

did you get i back

[echo light]

Eternity to get back

[long cape]

Is it that truckkkk????

[wintry heron]

I lost my insurgent when i changed my moc to have vehicle and weapon workshop but all i had to do was request it

[covert vault]

No, drag bike

[long cape]

Oh

[wintry heron]

how do you get the bountys from maude?

[long cape]

There was a bike drift one before lol don't know how it worked

[long cape]

Fro. The whooo

Anyone have name suggestions for me

[wintry heron]

What?

[echo light]

Puse

[keen fern]

they can have cross play

[long cape]

I said from who

[keen fern]

don't have pc and console cross play

just do cross console

ps and xbox can def be crossplay

[wintry heron]

maude

[keen fern]

rockstar is just stupid

90% of modders are on pc

they'll never let pc play with console

however

[long cape]

Who da hell that

[weak flume]

Don't get reset lmfao

[keen fern]

they might let console playsers cross play in gta 6

[keen fern]

cayo?

[wintry heron]

Bounty

[long cape]

In another 7 years

[keen fern]

gta6 probs gonna release 2025

[echo light]

I killed maude

[jovial terrace]

Is it because of the exit? Or the whole heist itself

[long cape]

No it will in 40008

[somber dawn]

sure

[quartz atlas]

Nah they will probably let ps5 and xbx series x|s and pc cross platform

[echo light]

Idk but it takes time to get out of it

[long cape]

That will be bad for me

[echo light]

Not on xbox tho

[long cape]

I have Xbox xls

[jovial terrace]

Can you give me a minimum and maximum time to wait

[echo light]

Tf u think I work for hoe

[long cape]

I have both

[quartz atlas]

Wdym ps community has very few depressed teenagers whos sharing his parents divorce by spamming missiles on us on a broomstick

[echo light]

Fuckstar will prolly fix it in a month

[long cape]

Holy but if you go to Xbox there about seven in each lobby that sucks toes and there parents died so they go around in a flying peace of paper raining a cannon on us

[echo light]

[quartz atlas]

Well ps5 and xbox completely fucked

Completely fucked

[long cape]

Yup

[quartz atlas]

Pc what you lookin at?

You are fucked too

[long cape]

[echo light]

My lobby is always clean

[quartz atlas]

Same

[long cape]

Sure with all that modders

[echo light]

It was a lie.

[quartz atlas]

We completely fucked completely fucked

[echo light]

Pc is most fucked

Then ps

[long cape]

So true

[echo light]

Last but not least xbox

[long cape]

No Xbox is

[echo light]

No

I barely see a modder

[quartz atlas]

Its like discovering that your parents can see your search history by seeing the wifi bill

[echo light]

On xbox

[quartz atlas]

Completely fucked

[wintry heron]

Advice for beginners?

[echo light]

But PC is like literally every fucking session

[long cape]

Lol

[quartz atlas]

I bet everyone downloads hot coffee for gta 5 too to have sex with amanda

[echo light]

Switch to a console.

[long cape]

Yo I gotta go I'm in school rn see y'all later

[echo light]

Not me

[quartz atlas]

@echo light the innocent boy

[echo light]

[sudden ether]

i just hunted by npcs trying to sell t20 vehicle cargo I have never had this happen and i have sold 2 mil in cargo is this a new thing HELP

[wintry heron]

Any advice :(

[echo light]

I just did smh

Ok well whatever.

Be a grabber get 2.2mil

Then buy kosatka sub

Get rich

Bored

N quit

[quartz atlas]

Man i saving up

I will cry in the bed knowing everyone here has a kotsatka

[echo light]

Tf

[late hollow]

💀

[echo light]

U dont have it yet

Smh

[quartz atlas]

Ask kyle

[echo light]

I see u here since a month or so

[quartz atlas]

Wdym bro i joined like a week ago

[echo light]

I got kosatka in like 4 days of playing

[quartz atlas]

I am saving up for some shit on the kotsatka

[echo light]

I made like 210mil so far and now im fucking bored

[echo light]

Myb

But still

[quartz atlas]

Gib 5M or i rob your house just like you rob el rubio

[wintry heron]

idk i saw it

[echo light]

Honestly if i could i would have.

[quartz atlas]

Can i fuck bob”?

[wintry heron]

yes

[echo light]

Gay

[quartz atlas]

Privately?

My dick is way too big for his but crack nvm

[muted frost]

.

[wintry heron]

so i buy myself turismo classic

super nice car

fast even being stock

thoughts?

[arctic mulch]

What job thing should i buy first except mc?

[wintry heron]

assuming you have kosatka

idk

[wintry heron]

I wont

Now at 277

[weak flume]

XD

Grind cargo again for rp

[steady marten]

[wintry heron]

No fucking way i'd do it

[weak flume]

Do 1110 again no balls

And be in badsport the whole time

[knotty harness]

badsport on console is ok

just mk2s n jets

[weak flume]

Mans doing cargo in badsport tho

Instant target

[knotty harness]

oh 💀

1v29

[weak flume]

XD

All godmode rats will prey on this poor man's cargo

[steel tiger]

Hey is there anyone who plays on PlayStation who would like to trade modded cars?

[hallow edge]

Sheesh, i just got into a server with 10 lvl 1k-2k players

3 with lag switches

2 uses jet

1 god mode

4 casual day to day ppl

[weak flume]

Lol rp glitched mostly

[hallow edge]

Indeed

All of em got atleast 20-50 kd

[weak flume]

Lmfao

[knotty harness]

@topaz ridge loves to do replay

[hallow edge]

Truly a GTA moment

[weak flume]

Let's do b2b Lemoyne national bank

[knotty harness]

get yo mod stats up

[quartz atlas]

I got a trick to get a solo session

[knotty harness]

[quartz atlas]

Its not a glitch

[hallow edge]

Nah, b2b Saint denis bank

[stark wagon]

b2b doomsday anyone?

[weak flume]

Same thing lol

[hallow edge]

Oh wait

[quartz atlas]

[hallow edge]

I forgor

[weak flume]

💀

[hallow edge]

B2b Valentine's bank

[weak flume]

Silent and sneaky valentine bank best

[hallow edge]

True

[quartz atlas]

Totally