🚔┃gta-discussion

[strong zodiac]

that should embrace their feminine side

[quartz atlas]

Reread it no difference in my brain

[worldly blade]

so in gta 5 there is not a single chance to put a hat on your head when you wear a suit ?...... like a normal person ?

[quartz atlas]

yep

[open wadi]

Nep

[quartz atlas]

My suit doesnt allow me to put on anything

Literally ANYTHING

[junior hare]

woke up
Open GTAO
Get killed and bullied for being low lvl
Plus on top of that weird chat spammers
Turn off game angrily

[quartz atlas]

Even though that suit is just a white tie and some court like a lawyer

[quartz atlas]

You should get a ps4 lobby

[worldly blade]

ok im gonna block you...

[junior hare]

But i have pc 😳

[snow wedge]

Sed life

[quartz atlas]

For nothing?

this mf is weird 💀

[snow wedge]

Griefer and modders

[worldly blade]

i dont like griefer's

[snow wedge]

Both sucks

[junior hare]

Dude i just don't understand

How rockstar still earns money from gtao

[quartz atlas]

Ps4 lobbys are so clean like there is 1 percent chance for a griefer and 0 percent for any modders

[junior hare]

Its fucking hell

[quartz atlas]

Shark cards

[snow wedge]

Shark cards

[quartz atlas]

Rockstar still makes 1 billion every year by gta online

[junior hare]

I have 2.5k hours in rainbow six siege and almost 60-70% of high ranks are using mod

There is adapter for consoles to avoid recoil

[quartz atlas]

Fuck rainbow six seige try the gta online lobbies

[snow wedge]

Griefer buy shark cards from there moms cc and then griefing others

[silk knot]

source?

[quartz atlas]

Google

[silk knot]

nice

totally trust worthy

[quartz atlas]

I mean lazy assassin on yt

[silk knot]

very very trust worthy

some rando on yt

[quartz atlas]

that indian mf spreads lies 💀

[junior hare]

They are still making insane money from gta

[quartz atlas]

half of his gaming news are lies

[silk knot]

that's not a source but ok

[junior hare]

Think about it

[snow wedge]

Rockstar sell millions copies of gta 5 every year

[quartz atlas]

i really want a megalodon shark card so bad

[junior hare]

Young people playing it too even this game 8yrs old

[worldly blade]

i got a hat for my suit....

[quartz atlas]

Like my brother he is 10 and plays every day

[bleak warren]

bruh i started playing at 9

[quartz atlas]

Impossible

[junior hare]

Yea i was 12 when this game out

[bleak warren]

youre old

[quartz atlas]

my brother was 2 when gta 5 came out

Now he is about to be 11

[silk knot]

just looked it up, they're making around $600 mil a year, which is still substantial but not a billion per year

[quartz atlas]

[quartz atlas]

Lazy assassin and lies I KNEW IT

[junior hare]

Guys anyone play on pc and wanna add me(im completely lost/new player) 😂😭

[silk knot]

bruh don't watch random youtubers for your news and info

[wintry heron]

hi

[quartz atlas]

If you are new go fuck yourself on simeon missions and headhunter

[junior hare]

Even they don't care about the game they are making insane money

[quartz atlas]

No offense

[wintry heron]

Youtube is your friend

[quartz atlas]

They do though

the new dr dre contract is insane

[junior hare]

Other players killing me while i do bip missions 💀💀💀

[quartz atlas]

Then fuck up the Simeon missions in a private lobby and grind until you are 45

[wintry heron]

not really

[junior hare]

Can i make missions solo with kosatka

[quartz atlas]

Spin casino daily

[wintry heron]

its a sweet distraction

[slender stag]

why not

[quartz atlas]

no you can only make money with the heist

[slender stag]

whats ur social

[junior hare]

What happens at 45

[quartz atlas]

Public lobbies start to accept you

[wintry heron]

kyle

when will you play with me

😏

[hasty pelican]

Aggressor vs military rifle, which one should i go for cayo?
Prolly i will do is b2b most of time

[quartz atlas]

and you can remove wanted by calling lester... VERY COOL

[junior hare]

I mean can i make solo heist with kosatka

[slender stag]

hurm idk did i add y yet ?

[wintry heron]

aggressor

[wintry heron]

no

[slender stag]

oh

[junior hare]

Im 21lvl and im able to do that

[quartz atlas]

Totally dude just dont invite any scumbags that will leave you at the island to die

[junior hare]

Fr💀😭

[silk knot]

you can do Cayo solo if that's what you're asking

[junior hare]

Yea

[quartz atlas]

cayo perico is the best heist ever

But casino is the most fun for me

[slate trellis]

Mood

[wintry heron]

from money perspective yes

[junior hare]

I hate the games depends on team

[wintry heron]

casino is more fun

[quartz atlas]

Wait no doomsday is more fun for me

[wintry heron]

what

no

lol

[slender stag]

fr

[wintry heron]

doomsday kinda meh

[silk knot]

pac standard > every heist

[quartz atlas]

I have a really really good friend that i help out with doomsday

[slender stag]

but the prison break with public is lot more scarier

[silk knot]

[wintry heron]

kyle

[slender stag]

wat

[wintry heron]

add friend

[junior hare]

plays R6 since release 😂😂😂

[quartz atlas]

mission failed:
The velum was destroyed

[wintry heron]

rip

[tough mountain]

[slender stag]

fck

shit

[silk knot]

that's what happened to me yesterday...

[junior hare]

I have no one to play

[slender stag]

thats why im the pilot as always

[silk knot]

randoms are so fucking dumb

[slender stag]

damn random

[tough mountain]

especially with random on velum oh boy

[quartz atlas]

i just fucking hate the velum

[slender stag]

👍

[wintry heron]

#💻〢casino-lfg-pc

[silk knot]

fail once: "team mate has left the game"

[slender stag]

yeh its slow

[slender stag]

man

im in finale with my friend

and this one guy said

"why tf this professor not going anywhere "

[quartz atlas]

I tried to do the fleeca job with randoms i was taking a bit long to hack and the driver was like fuck it i am going to fuck up the heist

[slender stag]

just like that i know we totally fck

[slender stag]

bruh

[silk knot]

maybe don't be shit at hacking

[slender stag]

yeh apartment heist

ah yes

[wintry heron]

ill go cook a casino heist

[quartz atlas]

Its hard because i never played pac man

[junior hare]

My heist misions are bugged i cannot get in heists (in gtao first story heist i lost my internet connection and now im not able to do that again or something different)

[junior hare]

Lester ones

[tough mountain]

i did cmm and i barely had that happen to me

[quartz atlas]

Make a ticket

[junior hare]

Damm this game is crap 😂😂😭

[tough mountain]

is it because its on hard mode

[slender stag]

[junior hare]

How

[slender stag]

yeh lucky

[quartz atlas]

I will dm you

[slender stag]

its just this one time thing

but man

[junior hare]

Oh thx

[tough mountain]

although we did have a bug where he wouldnt get out of cover lmao

so we had to restart twic

twice

[slender stag]

ikr stupid professor

shit

pays shit

[tough mountain]

[slender stag]

[tough mountain]

"I hope they pay you good"

i knew right there

[slender stag]

[tough mountain]

i told myself

[slender stag]

[tough mountain]

oh this payout is gonna be garbage

and yep

400k split into 4

[slender stag]

yesss of course

[tough mountain]

host takes most money

[slender stag]

[tough mountain]

so we get 50k

imagine

[slender stag]

bruhhhhh

[wintry heron]

looks like the guard at the vault door isnt there HAPPY DAYS

[slender stag]

get sightseer and headhunter u get 50k in like 20 min

[tough mountain]

its always a happy day in the casino

[quartz atlas]

i tried to do casino 50 50 with my friend but we need one more hacker turns out that mf he invited did not even touch a single hack 💀

[tough mountain]

[slender stag]

bruh r

shame man r*

[tough mountain]

bruhh

[wintry heron]

so far so bueno push on to the vault

[tough mountain]

couldve atleast told you guys

lmao

[slender stag]

no wonder the prison break is the most annoying heist

[tough mountain]

glitches and shit

[slender stag]

caseno

wait i forgor

[tough mountain]

whats funny is that rockstar barely thought about patching any type of godmode in the game

especially the speedo

[slender stag]

yeh bbruhhhhhh

shit

blame r*

[quartz atlas]

the bogdan problem is the ebst heist to replay along with cayo and diamond casino

[tough mountain]

its been 9 years

[slender stag]

if gta 6 really happens

and theres online

[tough mountain]

no cheaters have been bannrd

[slender stag]

yep thats it

[silk knot]

can you shoot your own guns out of the vigilante?

[slender stag]

modder 6

[tough mountain]

it was per se

[tough mountain]

no

[silk knot]

oh

lame

[slender stag]

yah

[quartz atlas]

there is literally no gta 6 all there will be is GTA ONLINE 2

[slender stag]

its sucks

but i like vigilay

[tough mountain]

maybe even just story mode lmao

[slender stag]

idk but for me vigilante>scramjet

[silk knot]

Kuruma > Vigilante

[slender stag]

[tough mountain]

eitherway im sticking to v for as long as they're gonna dshut down the servers

[slender stag]

same

probably can't afford gta 6

[tough mountain]

if they shut it down then im out

[slender stag]

[tough mountain]

[slate trellis]

Thinking about grinding a tad
What car should I get?

[slender stag]

yah

[tough mountain]

they better make it free

[slender stag]

[silk knot]

yacht

[tough mountain]

[slate trellis]

Already bought one lmao

[slender stag]

[slate trellis]

Worst purchase of my life

[nocturne shell]

There is difference between night and day in cayo heist?

[slate trellis]

But at least my friends partied

[slender stag]

yes

[silk knot]

[tough mountain]

first thing im gonna buy when i get to 100 million which is like 40 more cayo solo runs

[slender stag]

change of day

[nocturne shell]

Wat is it

[silk knot]

yes, one takes place in day and the other during night

[quartz atlas]

for the next game i want rockstar to make the 3rd new protagonist to send luis to brazil like how trevor killed johny

[slender stag]

im jk they arent

[nocturne shell]

Ok

[slender stag]

just the same

[nocturne shell]

[tough mountain]

yeah they arent

[slender stag]

[tough mountain]

i havent done cayo at night

[nocturne shell]

I like day

[slender stag]

same

[slate trellis]

Question still stands gentlemen

[tough mountain]

thanks to modders you involuntarily can

[quartz atlas]

So what is the best approach for dch?

[tough mountain]

[silk knot]

GTA 6 in tokyo?

[slender stag]

[nocturne shell]

I will buy mk2

Today

[tough mountain]

big con

or silent

[quartz atlas]

Totally the oppressor any* and armoured kuruma

[slender stag]

ah yes just use the sword

[tough mountain]

still under development

no leaks yet

[slender stag]

big con man

[silk knot]

no ik I'm just...

nvm

[quartz atlas]

Which big con approach? Bugsters were hell for me and my friend

[slender stag]

s&s kinda ok

[tough mountain]

oh

[silk knot]

[tough mountain]

bruh

yeah tokyo would be nice

[slate trellis]

Ohhh, yeah good point
I have both oppressors and a modded duke but still no armored Kuruma lel
I'll get to work

[slender stag]

just pick the group sechs

[silk knot]

group sex

[tough mountain]

traveling on a plane to other countries would be nice in vi aswell

just like sa

[slender stag]

heck yeh

[wispy vapor]

Hey if I use self radio I will not get banned na pls tell

[quartz atlas]

Sus 😳

[slender stag]

armoured is ok

for cmm

[quartz atlas]

Thats the approach me and my friend did and it was easy

[tough mountain]

gruppe sechs

[slender stag]

yep

[wispy vapor]

...

[slender stag]

if u use the bugstar

[quartz atlas]

Why you telling me to have a group sex? I dont have that many friends

[silk knot]

I only completed diamond casino once lol

[slender stag]

its just need more stealth thts it

[tough mountain]

wtfs a self radio

[tough mountain]

the approach my guy

[sacred thistle]

🤨

[slender stag]

[lucid peak]

😄

[wispy vapor]

U can add which music u want

[silk knot]

just do the orgy

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[wispy vapor]

Pls tell

[sacred thistle]

I will tell

[quartz atlas]

The maintenance approach is good too

[tough mountain]

oh hell nah bru oh hell naw

[silk knot]

oh hell yes

[quartz atlas]

the maintenance approach is like a dream casino heist to me

[wispy vapor]

...

[tough mountain]

nice sticker

[sacred thistle]

Self ratio?

Dunno how that works

🤨

[wispy vapor]

Radio

Bruh

[silk knot]

no one is answering you for a reason bro,

[sacred thistle]

Ik

[silk knot]

take a hint

jfc

[tough mountain]

do you have to mess with any files of the game

if so then better stay away from it

[quartz atlas]

What is better duke o death or armoured kuruma?

[sacred thistle]

And what's self radio?

[tough mountain]

if not then feel free to do so

[tough mountain]

kuruma

[quartz atlas]

Lol no

[silk knot]

duke o death for free roam, kuruma for missions

[quartz atlas]

Yep thats the point

[sacred thistle]

👍

[nocturne shell]

Si

[tough mountain]

bruh you didnt specify i

[quartz atlas]

i need a 4,400 shark card to afford a luxor deluxe

[silk knot]

do it

[sacred thistle]

Do it

[quartz atlas]

man it doesnt even worth it

Waste of money

[silk knot]

DO IT

[quartz atlas]

but an oppressor mk2 instead

[sacred thistle]

Waste your rl money in a game where your money vanishes in a few seconds

Do it

[silk knot]

deluxe > oppressor

[sacred thistle]

Please

[quartz atlas]

I use passive all the time while free roaming and that mf plane doesnt let me

[tough mountain]

do cayo b2b easy

[neon sphinx]

I use that for griefing

[worldly blade]

cayo is hard

[quartz atlas]

I just cant waste my 2M dollars i only have 2M dollars in my maze bank

[tough mountain]

[neon sphinx]

*ez

[sacred thistle]

Not actually

[tough mountain]

its easy wdym

[quartz atlas]

[tough mountain]

probably skill issue

[worldly blade]

its hard

[tough mountain]

[silk knot]

skill issue

[tough mountain]

its not lmao

[silk knot]

difference in skill

get gud

[quartz atlas]

Son of a bitch wha?

its the most easiest heist to my eyes

[sacred thistle]

As Hornet would say

[neon sphinx]

Level 56 will say it's hard😹😹😹

[tough mountain]

how dare you call his mom a bitch

[tough mountain]

i've seen level 30 say its easy lmao

[quartz atlas]

meant it like wtf what?

[tough mountain]

nah yeah thats the whole point of my joke aswell

[worldly blade]

im lv 5

[quartz atlas]

I am a level 45 smt and i can ez cayo perico 🤣

[worldly blade]

its hard

[silk knot]

just bought the vigilante, probs gonna regret it like I did with the scramjet

[neon sphinx]

Hold my vodka with my 2.68 kd

[tough mountain]

no wonder

it'll get easy

[tough mountain]

2.68

[quartz atlas]

Play the story mode

[silk knot]

everything is hard to you then lmao

[neon sphinx]

Yeah I greif

[quartz atlas]

Son of a bitch needs aim assist

On max

[tough mountain]

imagine

[neon sphinx]

I just want to keep los Santos clean from illegal shipments

[tough mountain]

[neon sphinx]

Just doing my job

[tough mountain]

:omegalul: :omegalul: :omegalul:

[neon sphinx]

Ok

[silk knot]

bruh

where's your emotes

[worldly blade]

time to do doomheist act 3

[silk knot]

[neon sphinx]

Trash noob grinder are always poor

[worthy cipher]

actually don't you have enough on your schedule trying to invade Ukraine

[tough mountain]

that got deleted so im copy pasting it :omegalul:

[neon sphinx]

😹

[silk knot]

do you not have nitro, tdf

[tough mountain]

the emote got deleted

[neon sphinx]

Ukraine sucks

[tough mountain]

i got another omegalul im using copy and paste

[sacred thistle]

Implying that killing is not a crime

[silk knot]

you're not in any server that has it?

[worthy cipher]

then why do you want it?

[tough mountain]

im in a few servers that have it

[neon sphinx]

People who like Ukraine are trash noobs grinders

[tough mountain]

just using the copy and paste

i thought putin was rich

[nocturne shell]

I love el rubio

[tough mountain]

how does he not have a pc

[tough mountain]

same

i visit him 10 times a day

[worthy cipher]

so like 30% of your military then?

[sacred thistle]

Well he probably hate you

[tough mountain]

thats how much i love him

[nocturne shell]

He made me rij

Maybe

[neon sphinx]

[tough mountain]

i went from 12 million to 60 million in 3 days

been on the hyper grind

[nocturne shell]

Eeee

I went from no million to 4 million

[worthy cipher]

I just want better english dave missions... there was so much potential there and they just wasted his existence by asking me to deliver pizza

[nocturne shell]

I buy oppressor

[neon sphinx]

I went from 845 million to 142 million in one day

Jk

[quartz atlas]

Would you rather have 100.000 in your bank account right away or a shark card that will let you have infinite money early access to all gta games hidden files activision settings and get the latest gta for free right away for free?

[nocturne shell]

English dave bad

[worthy cipher]

but there was potential for other fun missions having him locked on the island

just a waste imo

[quartz atlas]

Tonys missions are the worst lmao

[neon sphinx]

I already bought enough megalodon shark cards

[nocturne shell]

Ahhhh

[quartz atlas]

English dave is a twat

[worthy cipher]

where is my "throw an underground rave so we can move all these drugs" mission

[snow wedge]

Anyone know how to rev engine during customization in pc

[quartz atlas]

Man was fucking disrespecting my nightclubs bar

[quartz atlas]

Get a fucking controller and press l2 r2 or lt rt

[snow wedge]

Any other way for keyboard

[quartz atlas]

Use reverse and forwards key the same time

That should work

[silk knot]

does the vigilante have bullet proof windows?

[snow wedge]

No

[blissful bison]

yes

[quartz atlas]

No but the normal kuruma does

[blissful bison]

it can take 69 shots

[silk knot]

yes or no?

fucking kakashi

[blissful bison]

no

[quartz atlas]

No i am twatashi

[sacred thistle]

It's so good that the window doesn't break when the car explodes

[snow wedge]

When tf vigilante have bullet proof windows

[silk knot]

damn that's... kinda shit ngl

[quartz atlas]

Yep

[blissful bison]

it doesn't have bulletproof windows

[quartz atlas]

So sad rockstar removed it from the kuruma

[tough mountain]

sad

[quartz atlas]

Why dead chat suddenly?

[quartz atlas]

Man fucking bought everything in gta online

Meanwhile i am struggling to get 5M

And if someone recommends me cayo perico again i swear i will stuf your mouth with hot sauce and pebbles

Ded chat XD

[nocturne shell]

Pebbles?

[quartz atlas]

Yes pebbles

[nocturne shell]

Why?

[quartz atlas]

Because i tried pebble once and thry were spicy

The hot pebbles

[neon sphinx]

I said jk at the end

Check gta media I posted something

[quartz atlas]

Lmao looks like a twat

[worldly blade]

why is doomday heist super impossible to beat

[timid scaffold]

anyone want to help me with the cayo heist? your only getting 15% cut because im asking for help please

[nocturne shell]

@Kakashi#2017

@quartz atlas

[quartz atlas]

Tf you want

[quartz atlas]

Shut the fuck up and go to lfg

[nocturne shell]

What time do you play?

[blissful bison]

mans level 10

[timid scaffold]

your mad kid?

LAMO

[blissful bison]

hes a troll lmao

hes the who said fortnite is better than Gta

[quartz atlas]

12 40 am ist to 18pm

[quartz atlas]

Wait what

[nocturne shell]

Ok

[quartz atlas]

NO

[timid scaffold]

XDDDD

[quartz atlas]

Why you ask tho

[worldly blade]

in community hes right tho

[blissful bison]

still no

[nocturne shell]

Thanks @blissful bison

[blissful bison]

?

[quartz atlas]

Fortnite is good and stuff but gta is superior

[nocturne shell]

Got the mk2

[blissful bison]

ay nice

[quartz atlas]

unlike you twats i play gta story mode like a chad

[timid scaffold]

fortnite is for 5 year olds 🤣

[blissful bison]

now just put missiles on an ur good to go

[nocturne shell]

Still have 1.5m left what should I do?

[blissful bison]

can't argue with that

[worldly blade]

gta act like 5 years old

[pale heart]

what about counter measures

[blissful bison]

we got a fortnite player here

[timid scaffold]

the 18+ sign: Am i a joke to you

[blissful bison]

chaff

[pale heart]

[blissful bison]

get chaff and homing missiles mmd

flares just dont work

[pale heart]

u free now?

[blissful bison]

i just logged off

[pale heart]

[blissful bison]

[nocturne shell]

What means this vehicle needs to be delivered to your terrobyte first @blissful bison

Ohh got it

[quartz atlas]

terrorbyte first or oppressor mk2?

[blissful bison]

terrobyte ofc

whats the point of getting a mk2

without a terrobyte

[nocturne shell]

Yonal help

[quartz atlas]

To unlock the trade prize get terrorbyte first

[blissful bison]

?

just dm me

[nocturne shell]

There r 2 weapons

[pale heart]

u cant customize in moc?

[nocturne shell]

Homing and mg

[quartz atlas]

Yonal is basically Doggo on crack

Which is a real bad thing

[pale heart]

homing for noobs but still take homing cuz u dont even have do do anything

[nocturne shell]

What about mg?

[pale heart]

need good aim for that

[nocturne shell]

Eee

[quartz atlas]

i use homing because rpg is locked for me and mg because mini gun is locked too

[nocturne shell]

Does armor matter in mk2?

[blissful bison]

no

[quartz atlas]

Nah it doesnt you will still get bullets up your ass

[blissful bison]

it sucks

i tried it today

[pale heart]

🐺

[blissful bison]

its like a walmart version of an avenger turrert

[nocturne shell]

Lol

[pale heart]

i tried it as first weapon cuz it was most expensive one

[blissful bison]

just buy the homing missiles

[nocturne shell]

I have 1.3m what should I get

[blissful bison]

just save it for a supercar

[hasty pelican]

Just bought penthouse for 4.somethinh mil

[nocturne shell]

I will buy atomizer the reset save

[hasty pelican]

Its good deal i guess

How much discount it is like, 2 mil ?

[blissful bison]

[hasty pelican]

Wait

Did u changed your dp ?

Profile*

[blissful bison]

me?

[glacial granite]

Is there a channel for gta role plays???

[blissful bison]

no

[nocturne shell]

Atomizer is gud

[blissful bison]

[shadow jackal]

Someone who have mk2 with rockets pls i need help

[rapid wharf]

3x for “casino work”

Does that mean

Heist?

[shadow jackal]

I dont think

[rapid wharf]

Dam

Then whats casino work

[steep gorge]

🖐️

[blissful bison]

no

they obv won't

cuz they want us to buy sharkcards

[rapid wharf]

😭

[blissful bison]

[steep gorge]

[blissful bison]

[steep gorge]

[blissful bison]

[steep gorge]

[blissful bison]

[steep gorge]

[nocturne shell]

Why it takes my around 45m - 1h to set up cayo heist

I have sparrow

[steep gorge]

you know better

[nocturne shell]

What?

[steep gorge]

..

[nocturne shell]

Is it good or bad?

[steep gorge]

you can do better...

[steep gorge]

it take around 30m for me or less

[nocturne shell]

How?

[steep gorge]

Cz i did that too many time

[nocturne shell]

I did like 3 times

[steep gorge]

Oh

[jaunty hemlock]

#SaveRedDeadOnline :))

[bleak warren]

just got only 300k from diamond casino :(

[steep gorge]

aggressive?

[bleak warren]

no i just only took 20% lol

sure

[steep gorge]

[bleak warren]

what

[shell tide]

tysm blep

[bleak warren]

np man

dont forget to deposit the money lol

[worthy cipher]

good afternoon blep

[bleak warren]

hello

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[blissful bison]

#shutTheFuckUp

:))

[nocturne shell]

@bleak warren whats ur levl

Level

[bleak warren]

109

[nocturne shell]

[blissful bison]

weak

smh

[blissful bison]

i am level 13 is it good?

[bleak warren]

ues

[shell tide]

can anyone do a heist with me

[blissful bison]

jkjk i am 302

[bleak warren]

still short?

[shell tide]

yep

[worthy cipher]

try the heist channels

[blissful bison]

yeah

[shell tide]

ok

[blissful bison]

there are channels made for heists

🗿

[jaunty hemlock]

Toxic kid 💀

[bleak warren]

[blissful bison]

[jaunty hemlock]

💀💀

[blissful bison]

i love these emojis

read the name

chetanwhendisagreement

💀

[blissful bison]

[worthy cipher]

the game put me in your lobby blep

[bleak warren]

amazing

i feel bad

[blissful bison]

imagine being in a lobby with a furry

smhhhh3

[worthy cipher]

lol im just confused how it managed that

[blissful bison]

it does that everytime lmao

i alwasy get into a friends session

🗿

[worthy cipher]

nah usually i have to try to get into a friend lobby and sometimes I have to try 2 or 3 times to get in

[jaunty hemlock]

🛰️1-0Lzzz

[worthy cipher]

i just joined a public and was in his server

[blissful bison]

[jaunty hemlock]

🛰️

[blissful bison]

1-1 ezzzz

[rigid loom]

guys i have a question, if i buy coke lab in los santos do i still get more money selling it in ls?

[pastel iris]

Someone can explain a night clubs ?

[blissful bison]

go watch tgg's video

u cant expect someone to explain a whole business

[worldly blade]

explaining how microsoft started is shorter 😛

[wintry heron]

Another baller variant

Yay

[worldly blade]

i fucking hate the doomsday heist

[slate trellis]

Karuma acquired

Pain

[wintry heron]

I'd rather not even do cayo cuz since panther statue isn't out this week then yep

I guess I'll go back to doing auto shop missions since yep this week kinda sucks or do those 2X missions I guess

Peace out

[blissful bison]

i am balls variant

[blissful bison]

yep

this guy stupid or sum shit

doing autoshop instead of cayo

💀

[wintry heron]

WARNING:

u have been brought to true justice from the bounty hunter against tryhards and griefers and scammers

U have been blocked

True justice has been served

[covert flower]

I like car😢

[blissful bison]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

this guy a legit troll

[covert flower]

Gotted

[blissful bison]

typical spiderman fan

[silk knot]

auto shop > cayo

[covert flower]

The existent of spiderman may confirm the existent of agentderman

[blissful bison]

> u

[silk knot]

damn bro you throwing personal insults after I insult cayo

gta community really obsessed with cayo

[covert flower]

I like the tuners cars

[blissful bison]

just like u who's obsessed with cocks

[silk knot]

TRUEEEE

I do like cocks

[covert flower]

If you, if YOU insult cayo, i wil i will
respect your opinion and agree with some of your statments

[silk knot]

[blissful bison]

typical anime fanboi

[covert flower]

👏👏

[covert flower]

What if girl

[inland halo]

is it hard to do cayo without killing anyone

[blissful bison]

nah

tgg did it

i did it

u did it

maybe

[inland halo]

ye

im just wondering if other people find it hard bc it was pretty east

easy*

[covert flower]

They buffed the guards, they notice you if you walk into them I think

[inland halo]

yea i just pressed control when walking behind them

[covert flower]

I’m not the eggspert

exx

[silk knot]

takes one to know one

[worthy cipher]

so people what is your favorite mission or job?
can't be a heist.
just wondering what everyone likes getting into

[silk knot]

agency missions

the pay phone hits are fun

[worthy cipher]

agreed but lamar is annoying

[covert flower]

The mission where you steal sasquaches and destroy cars for Simeon is pretty fun

[silk knot]

Is lamar in the pay phone hits?

[worthy cipher]

he just calls all the time about them

[wintry heron]

Resume for cayo players to use

PSN Username:
Looking For:
Approach:
Target:
Needs:
Secondary Targets:
Difficulty:
Escape Point:
Availability:
Other:
Rank:
RP:
Requirements:
Expectations:
DMS:
Experiences:
Stats:
Skills:
Extra:
Schedule:
Interests:

U call all use this if you want to explain what u have in a heist or etc etc.....

[covert flower]

Seems like a lot

[worthy cipher]

seems like overkill... but thanks

[covert flower]

Also this the wrong channel

[wintry heron]

Just saying but ok u can just copy and make it as your own friends @covert flower @worthy cipher

[covert flower]

You gotta put it in the cayo perico channel for playstation

Alright

[silk knot]

are you mistaking franklin for lamar?

[worthy cipher]

if you say you can run cayo I believe you I dont need to see the carfax
but if you say you can run and die or get caught more than once I just leave the lobby and look for new help

[worthy cipher]

i am 😛 my bad

[blissful bison]

Bro shut up

Fuckiibg troll

[wintry heron]

Huh hello huh

I thought I heard something

Hmph must be a bird singing or something

Whatever

[shell tide]

how do i buy submarine

?

[haughty oracle]

Anyone on ps able to help me for 5 minutes?

[wheat garden]

Warstock

[shell tide]

it asks me to speak to miguel

idk where he is

[wheat garden]

Shout for Miguel

Nah jk see the casino bro

[haughty oracle]

Music locker

[shell tide]

yh

[wheat garden]

Go to the underground bit of it

[shell tide]

ok

[wheat garden]

It’s round the side

[haughty oracle]

It’s at the music locker

[shell tide]

where is that

[wheat garden]

Side of the casino

[haughty oracle]

On the left hand side of the casino

[wheat garden]

Basically what I was saying lol

[haughty oracle]

You can find it on the map as well if you get stuck

With finding it

Would any of you guys be able to help me for 5 minutes I can help you out in return

[tired summit]

Need one player for casino finale heist

Are you up for the job??

[main sentinel]

Casino work isn’t guest

Heist*

[worthy cipher]

I killed an npc while moving cars to my warehouse and his dead body has been on the same road being run over for the last hr

[wintry heron]

With money

[worthy cipher]

i can drive back to my apartment and back to the desert and his body is still in the road lol

[wintry heron]

Wha

[main sentinel]

I wouldn’t do casino work

But def do cayo perico

You’re gonna want that pink diamond

I’ve only gotten it once out of all of my cayos

So it’s pretty tough to get

And make sure you do hard mode

[signal nimbus]

Cayo remains the biggest money heist

[worthy cipher]

Join this vc if you waht to see what i mean lol
https://discord.gg/

im streaming to show you

[signal nimbus]

Tho I remember they once said stuff like

"More players played the LS tuners update than any update ever", so maybe at least for some days, that update surpassed cayo

At least until people quickly understood that money was nothing compared to cayo

[pastel iris]

Okay can someone tell me how to modify a deliver vehicles ?

[wintry heron]

Idk

[signal nimbus]

Deliver?

[signal nimbus]

The autoshop or import export?

[haughty oracle]

Please can someone help me it would take 4 minutes at max

[main sentinel]

Delivery vehicles?

[pastel iris]

Nope the nightclub vehicles

When you sell goods

[main sentinel]

If it’s for a job you can’t modify them

Which nightclub vehicle

[covert flower]

I wish you could customise the post vans for mc sales

[haughty oracle]

You modify them in your nightclub

You can only modify the stock delivery vehicles tho

[signal nimbus]

There's an option there I think

[haughty oracle]

Like the brickade and the big truck and the small van

[pastel iris]

Mean the game it self told me i can modify them but I don't know how

[haughty oracle]

Just get inside the car whilst you are in the nightclub garage and click right on d pad

That simple

[pastel iris]

I'm on pc

[wintry heron]

I agree with Lester, I like my dates how I like my banks

[haughty oracle]

Just read what comes in the top left and press that button man it’s not rocket science

[obsidian heart]

Work?

[haughty oracle]

Ms baker missions

[obsidian heart]

Is it worth it?

[haughty oracle]

Not really

[obsidian heart]

Monkey wise and fun wise

[haughty oracle]

It’s around 37.5k you get

[obsidian heart]

?

[haughty oracle]

And they are boring to do

[obsidian heart]

Explain why

[pastel iris]

On van what's better 50 or minigun ?

[spice carbon]

Hi I just wanted to ask if the Nimbus is worth getting just from the luxury and casual point of view

[haughty oracle]

Doesn’t really matter since in all honesty you won’t use it that much so just save your money

[languid crater]

U should definitely save for the gold Luxor, it’s money we’ll spent

[pastel iris]

Oh k but it's worth buying the armor ??

[spice carbon]

Ha

[haughty oracle]

Anyone able to help me out with a race it requires minimum 2 people and no one is joining me

[jaunty hemlock]

@topaz verge

[tulip sentinel]

What does b2b mean?

[jaunty hemlock]

@topaz verge

[slate trellis]

@haughty oracle did you ever find someone to do that work? I'll join you if you'd like, I don't have a mic tho

[rough stag]

Any low level xbox boys here

[wintry heron]

Me

[rough stag]

What's ur gt

@wintry heron what's ur level and gt

[opal mountain]

I am back

School is over for today thank goodness

[wintry heron]

Yeah

I hate class

[worthy cipher]

school is never over
the classrooms just get bigger and the subjects get wider

[opal mountain]

Same

[opal mountain]

Bruh you just made my life harder

[wintry heron]

In my opinion high school and collage aren’t that bad

yo what is casino work is that like gambling or the 1 of 10000 chance to get those really boring tom connor missions

[worthy cipher]

highschool was easy
everything had its place and life was nice

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[slate trellis]

Obviously collage hasn't been doing the right work, then
(I'm sorry I had to)

[opal mountain]

But middle school sucks

[worthy cipher]

i loved my experience in collage and the people and professors I met... but fuck that schedule and fuck those lectures

[wintry heron]

I used to hate 7 th grade

[worthy cipher]

my brain was soup for 5 years I retained nothing lol

[slate trellis]

Kinda fax

[wintry heron]

I don’t remember shit I learned back then

[opal mountain]

It’s like the middle child of the family and I do hate it

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[opal mountain]

I wish I was out of the house already

[wintry heron]

Yeah the professors where chill for the most part

[wintry heron]

Hi

[wintry heron]

Booty to booty

[tulip sentinel]

?

[worthy cipher]

back to back

[tulip sentinel]

Ohh

[opal mountain]

I have to for the fu- exuse my language milestones

[tulip sentinel]

👍

[signal nimbus]

Maybe try to get inside the car or close to the car, I forgot cause I don't use the nightclub since like 2019

[wintry heron]

Nah booty to booty

[opal mountain]

I have to for the milestones

[worthy cipher]

I still go out and drink with some of my professors
I get why highschool teachers cant really connect with their student (ya know worry of creeps and pedos) but learning more about the people who teach you can really help you to better respect the information they teach you

my bad that wasnt meant for jesse it was for @wintry heron

i do that often misclick

[wintry heron]

Wha

[opal mountain]

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

You go out to drink with your professors, that is awesome

[worthy cipher]

yeah my political science and psychics professors pretty much all smoke weed too lol

[wintry heron]

lol

[opal mountain]

That’s good for you man

[wintry heron]

I had this math teacher who was super chill

Probably my favorite teacher I had

[opal mountain]

I have one rn and my history/social studies teacher is really chill

[worthy cipher]

As much as it pains me to say it... I wish I took more classes in collage. I mean the schedule sucked balls but I made it lol wish I would have tacked on more classes and got more free knowledge while I was already paying.

[opal mountain]

Both are my favorite

[wintry heron]

Yeah knowledge is power

[opal mountain]

Fax

[worthy cipher]

yeah but no one wants to add 6 extra electives when you are already taking 8 classes a day haha

[wintry heron]

True

[worthy cipher]

they force you to come back and pay again

its a scam

[opal mountain]

Bruh y’all are making me nervous about high school and college @worthy cipher @wintry heron

[worthy cipher]

could you image how powerful this country would be if they didnt charge so much for school lmao
what a stupid system... want to have the best richest and smartest country in the world? Make school affordable and compensate teachers accordingly

[worthy cipher]

enjoy highschool man thats all i can say

worry less about who is cool and what is cool and more about the academics and growing a small tight friend circle

[opal mountain]

What about eighth grade

[worthy cipher]

in 20 years none of those people you went to highschool with will care about your life... so dont waste your time

[wintry heron]

It’s ok

[opal mountain]

Be friends with the real ones

[wintry heron]

Not as bad as 7 th

[worthy cipher]

faX!

[gleaming plover]

Ninth grade isint that bad unless your like me and cant do algebra 1

[opal mountain]

faxxx

[gleaming plover]

but i already graduated in 2019 so ehh

[worthy cipher]

find the weirdest kids in your school and hang out with them
you will learn more from the outcasts then you ever will from the popular kids 🙂

[wintry heron]

I bought ps plus today

[gleaming plover]

Thats actually a fact

[worthy cipher]

lmao

[gleaming plover]

I never looked up to the popular kids all i was a outcast and idrc

[wintry heron]

Is that supposed to be funny? @worthy cipher

[opal mountain]

I am just getting somewhere where people actually like me though

[worthy cipher]

nah it was just a weird sidetrack flex

[wintry heron]

No iam just happy i didnt flex

[worthy cipher]

i know

[gleaming plover]

Aslong as you can spot fake friends your good.

[wintry heron]

Dang i cant tell ppl i got something alright

[opal mountain]

Okay Ik some but I don’t wanna be known as the weird kid

[worthy cipher]

I just laughed because what we were talking about it was like you said "I like turtles" haha

[opal mountain]

And stop being friends with them

[gleaming plover]

Trust me I was a weird kid and I went completely off the rails and everyone was actually kinda scared of me so they just gave me money to leave them alone

In a week i made roughly 200 bucks

[rough stag]

K are any of the xbox boys in here low level

[gleaming plover]

Im 51

[wintry heron]

Oh wow.

[rough stag]

And how much do you have@gleaming plover

[gleaming plover]

2.7 mil

but im offering help for 15%

on cayo

idk if thats a good offering idek

[rough stag]

Bro really thought I was making a cayo offer but anyway what's ur gt

[wintry heron]

Thats the lowest one?

[worthy cipher]

I spent most of my highschool and outcast then I started standing up for the freshman in highschool and ended as a popular kid

the script kinda flipped when I beat the most popular kid in school up on the soccer field during the game in front of his whole family

[gleaming plover]

Yea

[warm cradle]

can someone please do a street race with me i need to win one

[gleaming plover]

YNWGhxst#8499

[worthy cipher]

1 week out of school suspension and no longer allowed to attend school events.... worth it

[wintry heron]

I switched class so i still dont know anybody :(

[worthy cipher]

kids are definitely harder to win over now than when I was in school I feel for you man

I couldnt do highschool with social media sounds like a headache

[rough stag]

Join both

[wintry heron]

Wowowowow8w

[obsidian nacelle]

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

Heyy

[obsidian nacelle]

Hihi

[opal mountain]

I ain’t strong so I can’t

[obsidian nacelle]

My user is SNZKE#7849

Anyone down for a car meet up

[wintry heron]

Iam prob gonna be freind with the guy getting bullied then make my way up

[wintry heron]

I'll add you when I get home

[worthy cipher]

if I was in school now I would be drawn to any crowd of kids who make youtubepoops for fun hahah

[wintry heron]

Hi

[obsidian nacelle]

Ok

[wintry heron]

Look for an acc named Fishmans#9141

[obsidian nacelle]

Ok

[wintry heron]

I mostley get to know the guys in my class when a fight start

And the perfect strat

If u are trying to stop the fight and get hit

[worthy cipher]

if someone bigger than you ever tries to fight you
just get naked
no one wants to hit a guy thats naked
you might get ball juice on ya

[opal mountain]

But I ain’t strong though

[opal mountain]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Nah i aint messin with the guys whos older than me like 2 year old or 3

[worthy cipher]

i did catch him off guard and worked out for 2 years before getting the courage to attack him

[wintry heron]

Maybe the 2 year old ill mess

[opal mountain]

Not saying I do but what happens if you have a small wiener

[worthy cipher]

not saying I could have taken him fairly
but I am not above running onto the field during a soccer game and handing out a beat down

[worthy cipher]

embrace it start dancing

[opal mountain]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

I used to train boxing for 2 years

Is it just me or the ppl who date in middle school are a disgrace to society

[worthy cipher]

think about it... If it goes around school that you have a small penis for the rest of your life whenever someone sees it they will think "its not that small"

you will never live up to the measures others make in their head about you 😛

[wintry heron]

I once found a couple doing it in toilite

In middle school

;-;

[worthy cipher]

sounds cramped

[strong zodiac]

🥱

[wintry heron]

Bro they were like 13

...

[pastel iris]

Ah those salty griffers you kill them 5 times they get oppressor and try to kill you again

[worthy cipher]

call in a pyro 🙂

[wintry heron]

Get a hydra and beat their asses

[pastel iris]

Latter they call you a mooder and leave

Typical kid syndrome

[wintry heron]

Griefers in ps4 are soooo easy to make them rq

[worthy cipher]

have you seen this recent mod that makes it look like you are killing the lobby when the modder is the one doing it

[pastel iris]

Same as on pc

[wintry heron]

But the hydra griefers

Are pain

[worthy cipher]

had that shit happen on sunday some asshat killed everyone and it was saying it feed it was me so they voted to kick me for modding lol

[wintry heron]

Just when he hit a tower like a dumbass hes done for

[earnest heath]

Can someone do the gctf with me

[pastel iris]

Ye i seen and i experienced it

[earnest heath]

I'm pretty poor rn

[wintry heron]

They cant do shit in ground

Griefers cant do shit in ground

[earnest heath]

And thats one big fax

[junior hare]

They don't even die 💀💀

[strong zodiac]

wannabes 🥱

[earnest heath]

The new godemode glitch is cancer

[worthy cipher]

I just drive around ghost on faggio
I dont need the mk

[junior hare]

Yea

[wintry heron]

They cant do shit if their hydra or opresser is on cooldown

[pastel iris]

Simple thing to do hide in the parking loot wait for his starve and simply put a rocket in his ass

[junior hare]

I keep him on ground while hitting him with car then he teleported 😩😩💀💀

[wintry heron]

Like i was casually doing cayo perico equipment

[strong zodiac]

you guys just run into wannabes

[earnest heath]

I mean in ps4 :-:

[pastel iris]

What's the helli who can go off radar ?

[junior hare]

They especially focus on me cuz im low lvl

[wintry heron]

Until a hydra came in trying to ruin it

[strong zodiac]

all of the good griefers are in closed sessions

[wintry heron]

How do u know that

Do u see them?

[strong zodiac]

you won’t find them in publics

[earnest heath]

wHo

[wintry heron]

Answer my question

[strong zodiac]

i pvp against them

[wintry heron]

U said they are in closed sessions

💀

[worthy cipher]

annihilator

[junior hare]

woke up
Open GTAO
Get killed and bullied for being low lvl
Plus on top of that weird chat spammers
Turn off game angrily

[strong zodiac]

organized clean 1v1’s