#🚔┃gta-discussion
1 messages · Page 2168 of 1
the US education system is stupid
drain
drainage
I just want to complete this heists i hate kjd and his girlfriend
I know but collage is not that bad
Most of the nice looking females i see are basically always gay
depends on what situation you're in
what vehicle tho
kosatka
yes
drainage tunnel i love going inside it
I pay 30k a year on tuition (not including rent) with dumb asf teachers
only got 1 setup and its easy
Why do all kids have girlfriends now a days 💀
let me go in your drainage tunnel 😳
Yeah
the stigma that if you're dating someone you're "cool"
gen z am i right
no thanks
Yeah lol
Damn people younger than you getting some bitches💀
im gen z and i can say everyone i know that is dating someone is either a ho or a loser
Bro why 😭😭😭😭
just cause you get bitches doesn't always mean a good thing lmao
if you got a hoe you just playin around
And the 1001 dude its gone
adolescent relationships last usually 5 months to a year
That made me feel so much better
fr
the expiration date is amazing
having a girlfriend isn't a achievement
come back when you get a wife
theres this one couple at my school that breaks up and gets back together like 3 times a month
toxicity at it's finest
If you two make out alot then it’ll last longer than that lol
what are the chances it's manipulation
More like low chromosomes
Damn for me that will probably be in more than 20 years
its not theyre just both really stupid
Finally able to buy the oppressor mark 2
i bought it on my second day of playing
Yoooooooo
i just started GTA friday of last week
So u gonna buy the club, terror and the mk2?
average criminal enterprise enjoyer
You need missiles to actually be useful
Yooooooo my dude whats up
- 200$
no
Dang nice, I've only been on this account for about 40 hours
shark cards too?
yep
Nothin where you on today ???
Yeah for a little bit
i cant respect people who buy shark cards
Already installed em. Been running cayo heists on my own for a bit
nice
I was on but I did not know you where on
same
I didn’t know you were on either
How do you get banned in this server?
Where under my bed
By simping
the grind's simply too much when i play solo
1 week was a dude with just a duke of death
Or pinging everyone:)
💀
Now i am now a toreador mk2 user
i don't know any of my friends that play gta online
under your bed
the only thing i didnt run solo was diamond casino but even then you can do that with randoms
so all the fucktards i play heists with are noobs asf
I have 0 friends that play gta 5
Where man I don't see you
been playing gta for less then a week and did cayo heist 3 times solo
easy 3 mill +
Nice 👍
shark cards helped buy oppressor, terabyte, MOC, sub
how are people getting cayo so fast!
ive run it like at least 50 times at this point
I don’t have the sub yet
mint
consider it a booster
yeah
then why dont you j, make some?
i dont get buying shark cards, ruins the game
same
Man now a days on GTA lvl 12 with all this stuff man
I felt forced to
yeah lemme just go to the make a friend factory to order some friends
the entire point is the grind, once i bought the sub i felt so lost because i had essentially beat the game
He makes more enemies than friends
They kill me when i approach any gta online character if im not in passive mod
i'm lvl 38, been grinding every day
I bought shark cards 700k in sharkcards because i wasted all my begining money in useless shit
owh ok understandable lol
well with GTA 6 in development, GTA V is becoming more and more irrelevent
level 108, only 20-40 came from playing with friends
I have been paling for three month and I am level 32
so i'm trying to grind as fast as i can before they shut down the xbox one servers
Took me 3 months to hit 70 took me 2 months to 36
like they removed the xbox 360 servers
I have to be in passive mode if i want to meet someone
😳 if its irrelevent why did you spend 200 dollars on it
I dont have a next gen console
What?
Other than that its a bullet in my head
?
yeah.. didnt they shut down 360 servers like months after the one had been out?
because it isn't irrelvent yet. Once gta 6 comes everyone will leave gta v
cap
also they realise the shortage of consoles, they wouldnt shut it down when e&e releases
That won’t happen for a couple of years
just like cod
Imagine if trevor was the one to show you the ropes instead of lamar
What the hell shutting down Xbox one
More than enough for you to save up and buy one
bros tryna justify spending 200$ on shark cards
Probably in like 5 years don’t worry
they shut down the xbox 360 servers
isnt this common knowledge lmfao
That’ll be interesting
yes because the 360 released in like 2010

Shut it down because THERE IS modded Xbox 360 accounts
2005*
ok and with the next gen consoles a year old you don't think they'll probably do cross compatible soon?
I know about the Xbox 360 thing but not Xbox 1
cayo literally drains your happiness everytime you do it
xbox 1 isn't being shut down
I can buy anything i want with a few cayo
it eventually will
My fucking braindead employee didnt drop the car
What boys play: GTA online
What men play: read dead redemption 2
yes so will every console
You just said that bro 💀
i said it will eventually be
i never said it was now
Oh ok
I play both what does that make me?
plus why would you listen to some random person lmao
A mutant

Bro 💀
cool
the 360 servers were shut down in late 2021
kids thinking of teenage mutant ninja turtles
thats a span of like 8 years
Because you had a bad day
youve still got another 8 at least, buddy
yes and so did gt av
I thinked of a scary ass looking mutant when you said it
Lmfao
literally gta v and xbox one released at the same time
Why would you think that
I got Xbox 1 2016 lol
Is the terrorbyte good
Idk scary looking mutants are always cool for me
Meanwhile I've played GTA 5 on all platforms except PC
its been 6-7 years since the xbox one released
and the announcement to shut down 360 servers was 6 months before it happened, youve got time pal
and 20 since 360 
I got 3 mil
Lol
Damn
very much so
F*cking same
"Too many caps in ur messages" - 🤓
xbox 360, xbox one, pc
True
Same
That rule is so stupid
Ikr
Fr
Yeah i know
You can't even say 193784 in #counting-from-1-to-♾
Let me try
because someone else already said it??
lol
fail
No-body had said it when I did it
?

story mode btw*
not rdo
Story is epic
you sir, are a fish
I have never played rdr2
Were more ghost than people
I should tho
what the fuck you're just contradicting yourself
“I gave you all i had, I did”
What?
you literally just said the story is bad like yesterday 
Lol
I was joking
Something u won’t regret
He was just mad Arthur died in chapter 6 or 5
Unlike my Xbox name 💀
Ok that will be my new name
The challenges tho are the worst
lol
Show now
I hate the herbalist so much
Be back
I’d rather not

Wha
win 3 times in blackjack with 3 hits or more
I did it in 2 hours

But this took me a day
Done
Bro you actually did 😂
Please explain
I'm something you won't forget
Bro 😂
the goddamn game
You have to rely on pure luck like the gambler
You can’t gamble
I'm committed
What game?
In the game yes
rdr2
No you can’t
Rdr2 goddamn it

I will
then stop asking questions
Minors can’t gamble under US law
what the fuck i cant speak
Wha?
Shut the fuck up you bitch ass motherfucking bastard
Yo any of y'all play rust on console???
i cant speak im retarded 
sad
Your telling the truth
If you talk to me like that one more time young man I will tell your father and you will be sorry
You’re*
Bro shut
idk whats that gonna prove i just said it
Stfu 
Imagine me playing on play fucking station 💀
Your not my fucking father so shut the fuck up or will come to house and stick a plunger up your ass
I apologize for the language
its pee session 
you're
dipshit
I bet you will know how you do it all the time
just got hit by his own move
I am telling your father young man, I will make sure he gives you a rigth full punishment

That’s enough swearing im in a good mood now:D
damn u just gonna let him say that
Omg an 11 year old R* fanboy
you gonna let him do you like that

goddamn
Okay daddy
Imagine
Bro shut up
ayo
harder daddy
I am a student of the law
AYO WTF
What does that mean?
GET the pop corn this is about to get good
I’ve been a naughty boy
mf look at yourself
What the f does that mean shut up kid


what the f
He is disgusting
daddy its too big for me
Don't you just love pissing off 11 year old fanboys
is it possible for hacker to make my game crash?
I know right bro
yes
I think a hacker mad at me because he can't blow my MOC
Shut the f up or I am telling you ur mother
Know what I was about to say something I would get banned man
Yes
Yes that's PC for you
Thank you
Gay stuff
man this chat be crooked at times 
😑

I am so grateful for what you’ve done
Your disgusting
I will never forget it
Bro shut
wym??
He is

I dont think i will shut up good sir
So true
okay... how do you steal a car without blowing it up if they just keep driving lmao
PC full of modders and be making ur game crash every 5 minutes
fake
Shut up man I have to study for an exam tomorrow
Is it the car warehouse missions?
I want to become a lawyer
ok whatever I'm not joining internet debate
then get off discord wtf u doing here then
Idk
The hell you doing in discord if you have to study?
I am so smart I don’t have to study
Why am I still awake bruh
yes lol i keep getting the same one to get the zeno and hes driving from the cops... the car never slows down haha
Damn you gonna be thinking of him?



Yes
You still have to study good sir
I already do but I wanna study some more

What?
Then study and good luck in your exam:D
No, I want to become a lawyer
Thank you young man
You're right very unhealthy Arthur
I got Tuberculosis but you probably got pneumonia

You should go to a doctor
Succeed then hope you become a lawyer and I hope you the stress man
Not IRL
I realized there is two arthur morgans here
Thanks bro

If you be a lawyer then just be prepared for alot of stress
Yeah I know, my uncle is a lawyer and he has told me that it is a lot of stress
Go watch a basic crime movie
They represent a client in the court of law
"i fuckin did it"
Perfect plan
Yo wow that's kinda sad
Who?
Imagine confessing immediately in the court
I may only be a student but i know a lot about the law
What?
"i did it with no motives and i just slaughtered a whole family just to entertain myself"

Will it involve tahiti?
In some states you will probably get death penalty
Will there be one more score?
Others life in prison
You can plead insanity tho
Will there be another goddamn train?
instead gets released after 30 years
Kill my self if I get life in prison

If you plead insanity maybe
I forgot I changed my name
No don’t do that, appeals are a thing
Have you been watching too many jailbreak scenes?
Imagine
im the rashkovsky dude

Not in a us prison
And you’ll where ever you’ll go
Yes and shoot but not hit a shot
Guys I found Sean doing the special in a tent
If you comit murder you will be sent to a maximum security prison
Nice
What?
Karen and sean been doing it good
Who?
@upbeat salmon can perform for you
Huh
Sean is a brain dead person

Perform what?
Karen is miserable drunk person
I'm so confused 🤔
Oh I am sorry
She should go to rehab
Did anyone get the reference;)
Show him @upbeat salmon
Doing what?
yeah my bad its a gta discussion channel after all not an rdr2 discussion channel
Drunk stuffs
Show who what?
What stuff
If they are too drunk they can get arested
Pg-13
They at camp
@wintry heron
Public camp?
Yes?
The little guys are also drunk
I don’t get it, what is that
private camp

Minors!!!
Oh you innocent fool
U can get muted
That is not legal
Stay innocent little child
What u mean
Nope

The “other” little guy
Oh ok
They are always with us men:)
Bruh there prob a snitch watching ngl
Modder just crashed my whole game
all i did was bump his car while driving to my hotel
You are too young for in appropriate stuff
American middle schoolers
Like i said twitter can really rot your brain

That is not a Joke
man I'm American and in middle school what you tryin to say
Same but im not american
They be acting all sexual/gay and be smoking weed
Twitter is 17 plus
Bro what
I dont shoot guns drive trucks
I am a collage student and have never had seggs
Nice
I dunno man i heard its good enough if you’re below 13
bruh how long does it take franklin to message me about dj pooh .-.
Also do you see how many 14 year old are in twitter?
That sucks
Like a few mil
But i no longer have a crush
Lol that happen to a friend
Damn 💀

Lmao
bruh that's sad
I muted and got popcorn
It’s not
And watched
reddit can also rot your brain
But tip don't even have a crush on a girl especially if ur American they always be in relationships or they reject you
What is your time there?
Imagine only going to sleep at 9
I used to have a crush
haha im aromantic 
yes have crush on men
Dude I have an exam tomorrow
I never actually had a crush
9 pm
I had
I had 7 test today and went to bed at 2 am
Weak i sleep at 10
Did you pass?
you should like men theyre really hot
I was never attracted to the other students
Yeah sure
Hell ya
Mate I'm not gay
Nice

Ikr
U probably have a crush on @upbeat salmon
Yes it's true almost everyone is in a relationship
bro i just want franklin to call me about dj pooh ._.
Mate I don't even know them
I am not ☹️
Ok
R.I.P
Cya people
You single ready to mingle
You'd be lucky to get a girl that isn't crazy
Yes
Lol
just kidnap em

I love animals more than humans
Cya
zoophilia
Cya
Is ur "sexuality" according to Americans pedophilia
Not attracted by them


what
America coming up with wild thoughts recently
i got dmed for that message but it wasnt even properly dfeleted lol

Brb
You see that you can't say Superbowl on TV because it's the NFL's word
Had to change my name back
also amir locke.. damn
Like bruh how tf can you claim that some word is yours like tf
america is going down
a church got sued a few years ago for hosting a super bowl sunday party lol
LMAO
Brb afk
how dare people be happy
Wtf 💀
The American government be like
🍞
but hey at least the mouse will be public domain soon
lol
I guess i cant share links lol https:// abcne ws.go.com/US/story?id=4229536&page=1
Ikr stay sad
Imagine saying Mexican cartels used gta to recruit people
Yo y'all wanna know why I'm sad
💀
my game froze loading into cayo is there a way to fix this without a restart
Nope
yes bleed
Nope
i hate this game
dming
UwU
Y'all hoping GTA 6 flows with the timeline or set back by a couple or few decades
sweet im level 15
💥
Bruh GTA said 6 would be out soon they said that 7 years ago
LOL

Was ur source mrbossftw?
@long cape
it would be really cool if it was vice city cause it would be gta VIce

What if gta 6 didn’t take place in vice city
did that work?
Excellent
GTA 6 is going to be a pay to win update
my bad wrong person 😛

missed opportunity
did that fix it?
no
shit
R*: pay $5 to shoot?
game is cursed i swear
cockstar
Nah gta 6 will be a update ti online with oppressor mk3
there was a modder in my lobby he probably froze shit
They'd end up not succeeding unless fanboys saved them
yeah i just had the same shit happen
300$ dollar to buy 20$ shark card
$10 to reload?
i struggle to find a reason to play this ga me
True we need a new dlc
$1 every step and breath you take?
DOWN
its all about the cars and npcs for me
RIP contract
Contract was cool for a week
yeah but the only way to make good money solo is to run cayo a million times and thats really fucking boring
$50 to see?
$1000 to buy a $100 item?
im trying to do franklin and lamar shit but im just not getting the text
$69 per second to stand?
Ikr
Just imagine that came to apex
@worthy cipher wanna run casino with me? change of scenery from cayo's crusty ass
That’ll be lovely
Lmfao
visit all of your safe houses 1 by 1 it usually will text by the second one
Wish I had PC moders would be funny and could play with PC players on GTA doing hiest and shi
working an angle myself atm will raincheck on that offer here in a few
yeah crossplay should really be a thing by now
theres native controller support on pc and im sure theres keyboard support on console
i have been running warehouse cars because I figured out how to do it in a private server today 😛
on one hand I want cross play but on the other I enjoy not having to deal with modders
yeah, closed friend server?
tired of getting killed moving them by modders
sounds fun
But at the same time my birthday is in 2 months so I bet I could get a PC maybe
nah just susspend the game in a public and then when you come back its a private
i salute the effort
There is
yeah but people can still join
then i just rinse and repeat lol
still terchnically public
Because I had a bad day
join story mode, start closed friend session
it’s rare. I do it all the time and I usually go 4-5 hours before someone joins my game
didnt know you could do it though closed ty
Bro a pc modder got in to my friend and my invite only
hella lot more convienent
hahaha for sure
ofc theres the loading in and out of online and story mode but know
can you do CEO work in a closed friend session?
yueah
... my life is a life... I have wasted so much time
I'ma go
just looked it up and other sources are saying no…
Cya be back later
i do


I just want to drive around on a faggio and attack empty player cars with crowbars until they blow up or the player catches us
so you can’t do CEO stuff in a closed friend session but you can do VIP stuff

So true
Cayo setups seem to be fine there

.... yo lied to me ❤️
you can not move cars in a closed or invite server 😛
back to my old method
never tried
mood
Ping me if thatguy comes back
if you wanna sell products you gotta be in a public lobby, that’s why solo public lobbies > private session
yeah
I usually go into a lobby and then suspend the game in resource monitor which forces me into my own public lobby
xbox has a different method but same result
I play in public solo lobbies the majority of the time
its nice until its not on pc
people will join and be like "oh shit i can get work done" and then a modder joins fun over for everyone
Anyway if ur online can u help me
Nobody wants to join my doomsday prep
with doomsday...
Ye
ickkkkkk
lmao that’s why I somewhat don’t want cross play
Xbone doesn’t gotta deal with modders
I feel for you homie I truly do
but not one ounce of my soul wants to do doomsday ever again
it is my least favorite heists
It’s fun
xbox and ps yeah crossplay but pc on its own
:(
you keep saying those words but the proof is in the fact that no one will join one lol
just did pink diamond and 2 cokes, only got 1.7mil i hate myself
hard mode?
thats not bad mate
exactly
it sucks compared to with gold
that’s good
yes but you also did it solo
i just got used to running with a buddy
Doomsday is fun
meaning not having to worry about a dipshit partner
doomsday fucking sucks and ive never done it
I’m tryna get trade prices smh
9 times out of 10 i was the dipshit
damn
ive only tried casino or cayo have'nt done any other heist
nice
you’re the kinda person I don’t wanna play with then LMAO

:(
try the trick first this time
if i lose my take im alt f4ing and uninstalling
idk why its not working for you it has never failed for me
:DDDDD
and it put me in an empty lobby for some reason
does doing the cpu thing put you in a public solo?
yeah mine crashed fully as well earlier|
all I did was bump his modded car with mine and he threw me up in the air and crashed my shit
yup
ah i always just did network
always will put you in a public solo
you gonna stick with running cars?
just finishing up this
who says
alright you can invite
Wookie_Goldbrick
bought the pfister comet because i wanted a jdm but i saw the Cinquemila and now im stuck
do it i dare you
it wont let me and I dont have mods
sent request btw
bitch just tried to flex her college degree on me
do u guys want to know a way to cut english dave's call
lmao
bitch ill smack you sit at the desk and collect your free money
Hey guys I have a newbie question… if I try to do some auto shop missions do I loose all my cayo perico prep and scout?
u doggo?
yeah
no its all seperate
you can bounce around between everything and it will always save your progress
So those are not like heists?
no
Auto shop are just contact missions
as your newbie tip
I would suggest going to buy some clothes and set up 3 different outfits
changing your outfit is the easiest way to save at a moments notice
You don't really need 3 outfits tbh you can just use your first outfit to save
Ahhh nice ty guys
should i get hydra
Or just the ceo outfits
i have 4.9 million
true I just have had it not recognize before... the game can be dumb
But I suggest you to have a scuba outfit, it will help in some cases
agreed
should i get hydra my duds
honest opinion get the pyro
do i need a hangar
yep
hydra is fun
pyro is just the shit at attacking and avoiding
bruh
i need avoiding
and decent attack
so hydra it is
i can get a free hangar anyway
no i wasnt saying it "was" shit it is "the" shit
meaning its better lol
too many people sleep on the pyro
gotta kill people in my faggio cuz bored
ty for reminding me to buy one
thank you for being the best type of killing random people
that would be funny as hell
drive by
2nd place goes to dying to a person on a bmx
i lost 5 stars on a bmx before lol
tgg has a vid about that
he didnt use sewers
yeah i just rode up a hill lol
can you use the sweeper shotgun as drive by gun
never tried it sounds fun if it works lol
Pulling up the map/pause/options menu
oh wait you can use it XD
I just watched pyre
yep or just quitting the game
quitting game is more time taking
just pause game
isnt a new week supposed to start today??????
cause u jump off a building english dave calls u and u die just quit the game then no need to play even because of him
im joking man
yep iits starting today in 8 or 9 hrs
Delayed sheesh
Ohh ok thanks
r* is focused on gta online on ps5
they forgot abt ps4
r* is selfish
dont be like r*
Imagine they 3x cayo perico the chances of that is approximately 0.000000000001%
if they do it, no one's gonna ever need to grind money after next thursday
which is not gonna happen

Only because we get a million every month
Ye 2x or 3x will make cayo too op
3x will be like
1.5 x 3 = 4.5M per cayo
on avrg
imagine panther statue 3 gold and hardmode + x3 xDD
like 6-7M
Well depends on the primary and secondary
literally criminal master mind challange
on avrg
like take bearer bonds 3 gold
fr
That's a good deal but hard to get
no ._.
ive been getting bearer bonds 3 gold like 4 times in a row
Bearer and 3 gold?
ja
better than getting tequilla everytime
The hard hard to get is pink diamond
well :/
Fr tho I'm stuck with that curse :c
Why tho that’s good
i got pink doiamond 3 times in a row
;-;
I always get tequilla or that ruby necklace
ehh well tru
I get pink diamond all the time but only in hard mode
I never said that
do i need workshop so i can own the hydra i jsut baught
For the longest time i never knew how much pink diamond costed normal mode
no
The good ones are always coming in hard mode
hey dude
where tf u read that
i need answeres
ye its 90% confirmed
lemme read
No just hangar but u need vehicle customization for camos and stuff
uhh u just need hangar to store them, to upgrade it u need workshop :/
well thats useless
I just bought agency with three extra vehicles in my garage that i can't drive I got scammed by Rockst*r
where tf u read it, send me ss or the link of website in dms
bruh
no way
i dont wanna spend like 500 bucks to spawn something that i baught for 3 million
U just need hangar then u can use it whenever
no website
500 nothing really
500 bucks is nothing
aightr
yeap
to upgrade it u need workshop
then where
yeah
i lose 30k cash every 48 minutes because buisness
I have the lazer jet it was 6.5m and i never use it ever plus my hangar is in fort zancudo so i can go there and steal one wayy faster
rob 1 store and spawn it for 2 times xD
Do some heist or smth
Depends if you have money like in 100 thousands
30k nothing as well
if you can afford a 4mil jet i assume you do
My arcade safe has 35k
I have 37k rn because Rockstar scammed me
guys has r* ever like bring back panther statue secretly?
When
lol
without telling anyone
No
Because I got agencie and I bought the workshop and have three cars filling up car slots and I can't even drive them
@wintry heron sayin his friend can read r* files and its written it will come today .___.
;/
The contract double money was crazy op you can easily bug it out and get like 4m every 20 mins
Damn
Just do cayo i guess
sit inside fly it
I renovated my kosatka
Cool
i think its in vtol mode
change it to the normal mode ;-;
and i just lost a wing
:c
lol
Press caps lock or E to change
;/
ima buy a hanger today
then grind for cayo
I cant constantly grind cayo I gotta have some fun in the game from time to time
Switch between cayo and casino
My fun is blowing up people who are blowing up other people and spawn trapping them
And contract dlc from time to time
I did like casino for 5 days straight now im doing cayo for a change
Nice I do the opposite but with less op cars
I cyberbully children with sniper
Lol
I blow people up alot I especially use the avenger since it can take 23 rockets
I don't have arcade
Plus casino don't get you that much
syad life
Well depends
Anyone wanna join my social club?? It is Aspect MC
Gives alot depends on what loot u get
The best loot is 1m
Try get art or gold
I play cayo 3 times a day for fun lol
hell na
brh
I think cash is like 1.6m usually
xd
They changed it already sheesh.
Also guys any of you run mc biz?
Yeah i just have bunker for weapon research
Mobile operations useless prove me wrong
yall maintain mc businesses for the nightclub tho right?
Fun for being able to take 67 missles
Fudge
Gonna do that
Why take missile when you can shoot missile
When i was doing that i got all special ammo types like at the end i was hella unlucky
Why do they Gove you vehicle workshops on agency they useless useless
For imani tech
Yeah but only select cars
Imani tech is too good
Missile lock on jammer
If they land one missle your vehicle gone
They’re only for cars that are compatible with imani tech like bravado stx
Nah you can armor plate them
Take a couple missles
You can't unlock 100%
Unlock 100% what
Armor plate
Why not?
Griefer
i was kidding mate but yepp panther is gonna come
idk how but ye it is gonna come
i had 0 problems with modders ever in my life playing gta online
of course ive seen modders before, but they never made the game unplayable
and then i played today
i had 1
im stuck appearing as offline in the rockstar launcher and there are so many forum posts with people saying "stuck in offline mode"
literally the whole first page of the search
people need to learn how to look stuff up man 😩
yeah that last lobby was rough
and the one kid who i found to fight me just kept using a lazer
I got booted off


