🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

You can make more money

Yes that is why you sell when they are high

I don’t understand

[signal nimbus]

When my hours at work are over ion wanna think bout nothing

[wintry heron]

I am trying to teach you how to make money

[silk knot]

nobody. here. cares.

[signal nimbus]

We all die anyway, fuck money

[wintry heron]

You should

[silk knot]

no fuckwad, I’m here for gta v

[wintry heron]

Money is important

[silk knot]

if I cared about stocks I’d join a fuckin stock discord

[wintry heron]

You should learn about that

[late jackal]

Very important

[wintry heron]

Can you please direct me to a stock discord please

[signal nimbus]

Not when you die

[silk knot]

look it up

[wintry heron]

You can leave your money your family or somthing

[late jackal]

Bro it is for your kids inheritance

[wintry heron]

Where?

[signal nimbus]

Ion plan to have kids

[wintry heron]

Exactly

[signal nimbus]

Ion wanna have kids

[late jackal]

Disboard

[silk knot]

Fuckin google jesus christ

[late jackal]

Why not

[wintry heron]

Ok then invest it before you die

[wintry heron]

Google what?

[signal nimbus]

Because it's my business XD

[silk knot]

ok

I see now

[signal nimbus]

Rather enjoy my free time

[late jackal]

@wintry heron google disboard and search for the type of server you want

[wintry heron]

You can enjoy money

[silk knot]

he’s trolling

[wintry heron]

Ok thanks

[wintry heron]

I’m not

[signal nimbus]

I enjoy time more

[late jackal]

I don’t think he is lmao

[wintry heron]

You should care about money

[silk knot]

if you’re not you’re genuinely a dumbass

[wintry heron]

It is important

[late jackal]

Time is money

[signal nimbus]

Nah, time is time

[late jackal]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Why are you calling me a dumbass

[silk knot]

because you’re fucking dumb

[wintry heron]

You are the real idiots you should learn about this stuff

[signal nimbus]

We have jobs

[wintry heron]

Money is important

[silk knot]

[signal nimbus]

To who doesn't have it

[wintry heron]

Never settle with a low paying job

[rain reef]

hi

[wintry heron]

Study and make money

[rain reef]

@honest plover

[late jackal]

Yo who wants to help me in GTA once it’s finished installing

[signal nimbus]

If I'm here and I'm able to be online, it means I'm paid enough to survive don't it?

[wintry heron]

And to who does as well

[silk knot]

I don’t take life advice from dipshits

[signal nimbus]

I swear to god man

[wintry heron]

But you could have more

[silk knot]

would if we were on the same platform

[signal nimbus]

This man's a bot

[honest plover]

Added u

[wintry heron]

I am not a dipshit I graduated

[late jackal]

Oh yea sucks

[signal nimbus]

You can graduate from my ass bro

[wintry heron]

What do you mean?

[wintry heron]

No thank you

[signal nimbus]

Cause you're shit

HA!

[wintry heron]

I’m not

[signal nimbus]

No u

[late jackal]

Yo there is no need to argue

[wintry heron]

If you don’t what to make money fine

I was just trying to help you

[silk knot]

are you new to gta?

or is there an update

[late jackal]

Online yes

[signal nimbus]

Good times

It's great to be new

[late jackal]

Never even done a heist before in online

[silk knot]

dang

[signal nimbus]

Broooo

There's so much for you to do

[late jackal]

Yea but my WI-FI SUCKS so I have to wait so long for it to install

[signal nimbus]

It's gonna be some good stuff

Same, it takes me hours to install stuff

[late jackal]

Getting killed over and over?

[wintry heron]

You could have better wifi if you invest in stock and make money bro

[late jackal]

No it’s just my location

[signal nimbus]

Trust me, it's what makes it worth it

[silk knot]

nah doing the heists with friends can be really fun

[wintry heron]

How old are you?

[signal nimbus]

When you start getting strong and you blow them NPCs up

[late jackal]

I don’t think even old enough to invest

[wintry heron]

You a minor?

[late jackal]

Lol can’t wait

[late jackal]

Yea

[wintry heron]

You should study buissines

And learn about starting your own business

[silk knot]

omg

shut

the hell up

[signal nimbus]

Food stuff

[late jackal]

You rich or sum?

[wintry heron]

I am trying to help him

[signal nimbus]

Yo how one reports people to the mods?

[wintry heron]

Yes

[late jackal]

Get me ps plus

[wintry heron]

I have my own business and I am making a lot of money

[silk knot]

Idk how to spell things out for idiots but No one here wants your help

[signal nimbus]

This little fella also sent me a DM telling me "I'll convince you to invest"

[wintry heron]

You can get your self ps plus if you study buissines

[late jackal]

Lmao

[wintry heron]

Some people do

[silk knot]

no one does

[late jackal]

Bro I’m to young to make money

[wintry heron]

You don’t know that

[wintry heron]

No you are not

[silk knot]

you’re delusional

[late jackal]

I’m turning 14 in 2 days

[late jackal]

I’m way to young

[wintry heron]

But you can study

[late jackal]

If you get me ps plus

[silk knot]

this is what happens when someone watches one gary vee video

[late jackal]

Lmao

[wintry heron]

or just those ads for Affiliate marketing that make you about $3 a year

those dont help pay the tuna bill

[late jackal]

How did a gta chat turn into a stocks chat

[wintry heron]

and contrary to popular belief Mr rubio didnt make his fortune with affiliate marketing

So today, a modder spawned a tank, the tank seemed just normal at first so I got in it, and just drove around killing people, and didnt realised that the tank was in godmode, i stopped after like 10 minutes after I found out, but I did killed in the tank not to much but not to little either, I wasn't moding I was just driving the tank the modder spawned, will I get banned?

prolly not as long as they dont trace you to the modder and honestly if you were killed by him a bunch then you will prolly be cleared of sus

[silk knot]

I already reported you to R*

[wintry heron]

damn bro you didnt have to do him like that

[silk knot]

[signal nimbus]

I made it

I'm safe and I managed to not invest in stocks

I'll add IT to my list of accomplishments

[wintry heron]

what did you do

[signal nimbus]

I resisted to the temptation of letting a discord user teaching me how to invest and study to become rich

[wintry heron]

oh lol

[signal nimbus]

Totally man

[bleak warren]

i invested

im down like 3% LMAO

[wintry heron]

queue said discord user explaining how to be more successful

[wintry heron]

I am not hacking.

And I am most likely not gonna get banned.

As I had no association with that guy.

[bleak warren]

if you werent hacking why would you be banned then 🤔

[wintry heron]

Well you see

[bleak warren]

"on accident"

[wintry heron]

A modder spawned in front of me a tank, at first it seemed pretty normal, I just got in it and started killing people but because they were not shooting the tanl "ability" didn't stand out, it was later discovered when more people tried to kill me with other tanks and opressors, but I only killed like 10 mins after that and was like spamming kills.

So I didn't hacked.

And the modder

[bleak warren]

did you just copy and paste from the last message you sent

[wintry heron]

didnt spawned for me.

[bleak warren]

thats illegal yourre gonna get banned fro mthe discord

[late jackal]

Yea

[wintry heron]

?

[late jackal]

How?

[wintry heron]

I didn't hacked.

[bleak warren]

you di

you were in god mode

youre gonna be banned

[wintry heron]

And I didn't copied.

I wasn't in god mode.

Wdym?

Didnt you read what I just said?

[late jackal]

Yo his trolling you

[wintry heron]

Oh, damn I can't really tell it's past midnight.

[bleak warren]

Hm?

[wintry heron]

And I am not gonna get banned.

[wintry heron]

I didn't asked for the tank I just saw it and took it.

[bleak warren]

well arent you confident

[wintry heron]

As any player would have.

[bleak warren]

i wouldnt have

[wintry heron]

any broke*

player

[late jackal]

Of course

[late jackal]

lol he would he’s literally joking

[bleak warren]

me (an empath) noticed the tank cant take damage and doesnt use it

[wintry heron]

When I noticed was already to late.

I stopped soon after I noticed.

[bleak warren]

actually i wouldnt have i have a private tank only i can use

you cant see it tho it goes to a different school

[wintry heron]

Loool.

[keen fern]

Best heli?

[bleak warren]

sparrow

[keen fern]

Should I get akula, savage, hunter

Hm

[wintry heron]

Akula

I think that is the stealth heli

[bleak warren]

i want to get akula trade price but i cant get the setup done

[keen fern]

Bro same

I’m legit doing it now

I need people to help

[bleak warren]

do it with me 🥺

wait does gta have crossplay i can never remember

[keen fern]

I’m Xbox 😦

Not crossplay

[bleak warren]

how is siege ahead of gta

[wintry heron]

We could do it tomorow if you can wait.

[bleak warren]

id be more than happy to boot my xbox but i dont have gold lol

what even is the payout for doomsday

[wintry heron]

1. something Million dollars

I think

[silk knot]

nah bro my uncle works for R*

I called him

[wintry heron]

Yeah sure.

[silk knot]

he’s gonna ban you

[bleak warren]

my uncle owns take 2 😳

[wintry heron]

My uncle owns the earth

[silk knot]

whoa

[bleak warren]

wait really?

[silk knot]

that’s sick af

[wintry heron]

He is gonna delete you out of existance.

:)))

[silk knot]

[bleak warren]

banned from life

[silk knot]

[wintry heron]

You forget a thousands things everyday, how about you make sure this is one of them?

[bleak warren]

real micheal de santa?

[wintry heron]

I died.

[silk knot]

that line is infinitely more cringe irl

[wintry heron]

:)))

[silk knot]

[bleak warren]

yeah

[frail hawk]

hi

[bleak warren]

the line isnt good its just memorable

[glacial granite]

Anyone wanna help me with Cayo Perico heist setups? (Ps4)

[bleak warren]

#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc but ps

[wintry heron]

My uncle: *deletes you *
Blep: You didn't had to do that.
My uncle: Let's keep going there will be time for grieving later.

:))))

[bleak warren]

yes

i am michgael desanta

[wintry heron]

Can I ask you one question, and also Blep.

You weren't there Blep. But I will make a quick picture.

There were explosions everywhere.

How often do you guys see that in gta?

[bleak warren]

explosions?

[wintry heron]

Cause I rarely even get a griefer

Yeah you know

MK2

Tanks

jets being spawned and destroyed

stuff like that.

[silk knot]

uhh

[wintry heron]

I never get to see those stuff

like the most I saw was today and only tank explosios

and mk2 ones

[silk knot]

I’m on xbone so there’s no modders

[wintry heron]

I rarely even get a griefer

[bleak warren]

xbone

[wintry heron]

Than how were you on my session?

[bleak warren]

i havent been griefed in a while

[silk knot]

I wasn’t?

[wintry heron]

You are not even the guy that opened the ticket

bruh

[silk knot]

[wintry heron]

to rockstar

Bruh I get trolled so hard

[silk knot]

bruh did you take me serious?

[wintry heron]

bruh good one

[silk knot]

[wintry heron]

Yeah cause its midnight

I don't think at this hour

[bleak warren]

average european

[wintry heron]

:))))

[wintry heron]

You be like: Chad American

For 'merica

[bleak warren]

id let uncle sam finger me

[silk knot]

US

cringe

[wintry heron]

wha?

I don't know why people complain about modders, I met a lot of modders in gta but if you don't speak sh* about them and just leave them alone they don't even acknowledge your presenece

[bleak warren]

first day i played pc gta i got 300k from a modder

[silk knot]

the only experience I have with gta v modders is back during the Xbox 360 days

my in game stats are forever ruined because some dude gave me over a billion cash back then

[wintry heron]

I used to mod like 3 years ago when modding was op

Cause its still op

but in terms of money and rp

its no longer op

[bleak warren]

so you admit to modding>?

[wintry heron]

As before you could put B$ of cash and you wouldnt get banned if you would use a bought menu

[wintry heron]

Like 2-3 years ago

Not doing that s* anymore can't afford anymore gta accounts :)))

[silk knot]

reported

[wintry heron]

Oh no, would be a shame if I had a 9mm in my bag, wouldn't it?

[silk knot]

[bleak warren]

is that blackmail?

[wintry heron]

What is a blackmail, I don't know english that good?

[silk knot]

ya well I have a 10mm

[bitter cliff]

hi

[wintry heron]

And I have a AK-47.

[bleak warren]

damn yall cocks big lol

[wintry heron]

:)))))

[bitter cliff]

yes we are men

[bleak warren]

how

[wintry heron]

Chad

[wintry heron]

What is that supposed to mean?

[silk knot]

whatever you want it to mean bb

[bleak warren]

Im actually so good

got pink diamond and two cokes

[wintry heron]

You a girl at least? Cause I don't want to get catfished

[silk knot]

[bleak warren]

what do you not like men or something

thats really cringe

[silk knot]

not based

[wintry heron]

I like women. Why like men? Women got as**ole too.

[bleak warren]

good point

if theres a hole theres a goal

[wintry heron]

You guys are my new friends.

[bleak warren]

why was that message deleted

it was true

[silk knot]

[wintry heron]

@silk knot I didnt catched that one.

[static shuttle]

[bleak warren]

im going to say it because im not scared of the truth

men are better at being women

[wintry heron]

If her snapchat score over a mil her booty as big as brazil

[summer rivet]

What's so special about the SUV Enus Jubilee

[static shuttle]

I agree

[bleak warren]

Enus sounds like a funny body part

[bitter cliff]

mhm

[summer rivet]

How I use the vehicle work shop I'm my agency then?

[bleak warren]

did you buy the workshop

[summer rivet]

Yes

[bleak warren]

go to the garage and press e

[silk knot]

go into the car and press right on the dpad

[bleak warren]

average gamepad user

[summer rivet]

I tried all of the pads

[bleak warren]

wait i learned this from someone

[wintry heron]

You use keyboard cause you don't like gamepads, I use keyboard so I can annoy the s* out of my familly when gaming cause its loud as s, we are not the same

[bleak warren]

ps players dont know what a dpad is

[silk knot]

Average KB & M fan vs the average Controller enjoyer

[bitter cliff]

then press alt f4 and windows L

[bleak warren]

i use xbox controller LOL

[silk knot]

[bitter cliff]

then press xbox button

[bleak warren]

thats how i type while flying it works tabbed out

[wintry heron]

Do not try to cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

[bitter cliff]

woah, u must be an dinosaur

[silk knot]

were you inside the car you wanted to customize?

[bleak warren]

dpad is the arrows

[summer rivet]

Yes

[bleak warren]

when youre in the car does it say to press a button on the top left

[summer rivet]

Wait why os there a jubilee inside my agency

[wintry heron]

Accept friend request or I will send Big Chungus to your house.

[bitter cliff]

free car

altho u cant customize it

[bleak warren]

sorry im popular and have 7 friend requets

[summer rivet]

Oh that why no work

[bleak warren]

what

my inability to get a job has nothing to do with my discord status

[silk knot]

they misclicked

wrong reply

[silk knot]

guessing they meant to reply to this

[wintry heron]

Are you more popular than a missle lock and loaded with your adress as a Target?

Didnt think so.

Plus I send cool memes.

I am the meme God.

[silk knot]

bet

[bitter cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-thinking-praying-pepe-the-frog-gif-15411715

[bleak warren]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-resisting-urge-mario-judah-discord-gif-23317319

[bitter cliff]

sad

[silk knot]

Ironic

[bleak warren]

thats the funny

[silk knot]

[bleak warren]

oopsie woopsie i sent a missle dead into zancudo

[wintry heron]

Did you guys ever failed a orbital Canon?

[bitter cliff]

say ur prayers

[bleak warren]

its fine i have a hangar

[wintry heron]

I had some guys that failed to kill me with a God damn orbital canon

[bitter cliff]

ive seen it happen

[wintry heron]

How Is that even possible

If that was me

I would just delete the game

[bleak warren]

it costs more to get a lock on someone\

[wintry heron]

It was a lock on

Type of canon

Not the manual one

[bleak warren]

you literally cant miss that

[wintry heron]

Well they did.

Somehow

[bleak warren]

why are you playing at midnight

[wintry heron]

They shot it right before I entered a tunnel

I am not on rn

And that is old

I just remembered

[silk knot]

I’ve never used my orb canon

too expensive

for so little

[bitter cliff]

why buy it then

[wintry heron]

Me: Wants to use the Canon
Rockstar: I domt think you have the facilities for that big man

[silk knot]

Just to have it

[bleak warren]

to max out the game

[bitter cliff]

lol

[bleak warren]

are there benefits to linking your xbox one gta account to your xbox 360 account?

[bitter cliff]

maybe

I get benefits from linking my prime acc

100k per week

[bleak warren]

cringe

[bitter cliff]

which is nothing

[bitter cliff]

yessir

[summer rivet]

Can I sell my free jubilee?

[bleak warren]

no you are cringe

[paper spade]

Orbital cannon can kill someone even if they are underground no matter what unless they enter a building like ammu nation

[bleak warren]

i wonder what ai on crack is hiding

[wintry heron]

Idk then all I know is that I survived

[paper spade]

I don’t use orbital cannon but i have used it anyways it doesn’t matter if they miss they can strike again but if they get a kill with orbital I believe they cant use it for like 50 minutes

[summer rivet]

What can I renovate my agency for

[wintry heron]

Who wants to be friend with me?

[sturdy adder]

just baught the krieger

i spent waaaay more than what i tought

[tough spoke]

lol

[wintry heron]

I almost have enough for the kosatka

[tough spoke]

nice

seeing what i get for cayo

[silk knot]

just minding my own business, trying to do my cayo setups

and some asshole level 125 keeps killing me

this is why I play in solo lobbies

[tough spoke]

lol happened to me yesterday

[silk knot]

it's always the low levels who grief as well

[tough spoke]

true

[sour blaze]

Hey can a get a confirmation on what B2B is?

[silk knot]

back 2 back

[strong zodiac]

that should’ve been me

[sour blaze]

I k ow what it stands for, but what does it entail? Is it the replay gitch? Is it you doing your think then the other guy does his?

[wintry heron]

I need to make 200k

What is the best way I can do that?

[keen lintel]

What’s the best route for the casino heist sneak and silent?

[wintry heron]

I don’t know I have never done that approach

[dense oar]

Guys what should i save for, I got the sub an arcade and A upgraded cash factory

[wintry heron]

Mk oppressor

[dense oar]

My friend said

I should get an nc and then a terrorbyte

And get the mk for the trade price

[wintry heron]

Yeah he or she is probably smarter than me

[dense oar]

Also

In cayo

If you take say the long fin approach

And like you got say the drug smuggler/uniform

Do the guards notice you

[silk knot]

yes

[dense oar]

Like as in both red and blue

Cones

[wintry heron]

I need help

[bronze mica]

Can I have some money I am struggling to earn money

[mint zealot]

Call 911

[dense oar]

You can’t drop money

[bronze mica]

Aw man

That’s annoying

[upbeat salmon]

Ask people if you can join their heist

[bronze mica]

Ok

Thanks

I’ll ask

[sturdy adder]

when thursday update for asia

how many hours left

[quaint pivot]

Wassup

[wintry heron]

Hello zambo

[wintry heron]

Hey what’s good

[quaint pivot]

Yo man

[wintry heron]

How have you been?

[quaint pivot]

Good man how have you been?

[wintry heron]

Glad your account haven’t been hacked

[quaint pivot]

Yeah lmao

[upbeat salmon]

Does pavel take a cut or something?

[wintry heron]

I have been good thanks

[quaint pivot]

Wassup Zambo

[upbeat salmon]

yo

[upbeat salmon]

Wassup

[wintry heron]

I think so

[quaint pivot]

Like 8k I think

[dense oar]

Guys if i’m wearing the clothes i get from the long fin in cayo do the guards with blue cones notice me

[upbeat salmon]

Hey at least he didn’t hog most of the money like lester

And he calls us kapitan

[quaint pivot]

Hate lester man

[wintry heron]

Ik Lester and the crew I chose take up like 500k in casino

[dense oar]

Does anybody know since i’m doing cayo solo for the first time with the long fin

[wintry heron]

Sorry I haven’t done it yet

[worthy cipher]

I think i just figured out how to run open server mission in a private

[dense oar]

I think it would be on the gta wiki

[worthy cipher]

idk if that is a glitch it just happened on accident

[dense oar]

So i’ll check

[quaint pivot]

What businesses should I buy

Which makes the most money

[worthy cipher]

bunker

kosatka

[quaint pivot]

Bruh that’s not a business

[worthy cipher]

the busniness make shit

so that was my answer lol

[quaint pivot]

Yeah but if you buy supplies n shit it’s good if you have 5 of them

[upbeat salmon]

True pavel is the giga chad and lester only usefulness now is the remove cops

[quaint pivot]

I don’t really like sweating heists it gets boring after abit

[worthy cipher]

yeah i am running cars

i feel you on cayo

[upbeat salmon]

Well that’s gta online

Grind not have fun

[quaint pivot]

Cayo ain’t my thing I can do casino so well though

15 min challenge ex

Ez

[paper spade]

Cayo is probs the easiest heist ever made

[upbeat salmon]

yep

[paper spade]

Doomsday heist the worst in my opinion

[quaint pivot]

Doomsday fun as hell

[paper spade]

Either doomsday or humane labs

I hate those heists

[quaint pivot]

I’m doing cmm tomorrow I think for doomsday

[upbeat salmon]

I’ve watch videos of gta series and tgg do cayo and i think i know the good way to go

[bleak warren]

i need to find a crew to play them with

[paper spade]

Takes like 1 hour to set up all of cayo and do the heist (with elite challenge)

[bleak warren]

i havent done any of the heists that you need multiple people for besides casino

[quaint pivot]

Yeah Cayo is very ez but boring

[bleak warren]

yeah i average around 1.6mil /hour running cayo

[upbeat salmon]

I find his pacifist and kill everyone in cayo very funny lol

[quaint pivot]

I’m not too fast at hacking though

[bleak warren]

1 minute time 😎

[upbeat salmon]

Not the only one

I take around 2 minutes

[paper spade]

The hacking is very easy it takes 10 seconds for each hack

[bleak warren]

10-20 seconds on each print

[wintry heron]

I’m so bad at hacking

[lament parcel]

Yo can someone help with the prison break setup Xbox only

[bleak warren]

practice in the arcade

[lament parcel]

2 people

[upbeat salmon]

I hate the number hacking

[craggy yew]

whats a good heist to start with

[bleak warren]

casino

[wintry heron]

Damn just got off sorry

[wintry heron]

Help someone with cayo

[upbeat salmon]

Its so stupid the numbers go away way too fast

[bleak warren]

casino with 2 people gives a really good pay with easy albeit tedious setups

[wintry heron]

Or just do casino

[upbeat salmon]

I just click random numbers and hope i get it done

[paper spade]

That one is easy cause the number u find always moves to the left so if u find the number it moves left

[wintry heron]

Lol

[quaint pivot]

I can run threw casino with you if you want

[lament parcel]

Anyone down?

[quaint pivot]

Nah bro prison break bugged there’s a invisible barrier

[bleak warren]

tip for the IP hack: literally look for the first number of the IP youre looking for. the chances of that number appearing more than twice are so slim

[lament parcel]

I’ve helped with it b4 it’s been fixed

[bleak warren]

why would anyone do prison break for any reason other than the obligatory do it once

[lament parcel]

That’s why I’m doing it

[bleak warren]

ah

i wish i could crossplay friend, i need it for the same reason

[quaint pivot]

I wish cross play was a thing on gta

[wintry heron]

It’s so hard to find people to do prison break with

[lament parcel]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Same

[upbeat salmon]

yep

[quaint pivot]

Fr it took me 3 days to find a squad

[lament parcel]

Could anyone on Xbox jump on anyone

[bleak warren]

i have gta for the xbox but im not paying a monthly fee to play a game i already bought

[worthy cipher]

so I went to a public lobby and started up something that has to be done in a public lobby
then I ctrl alt del and suspended the game
when i unsuspended the game the mission was still running and I was now in a private

[dense oar]

If you approach via the long fin and go through the drainage tunnel do the guards notice you in the compound (dumb question ik)

[quaint pivot]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox

[upbeat salmon]

I have no idea

[bleak warren]

that is the only beef i have with console players

[wintry heron]

Idk

[wintry heron]

What?

[upbeat salmon]

If the red dot is white they are friendly i think

[bleak warren]

you pay a monthly fee to play a game you already own

[paper spade]

Lmao the only way u can possibly get caught in cayo is if u make very loud noises or go in front of them

[wintry heron]

Oh just read the messege

[quaint pivot]

No you don’t

[wintry heron]

Ik it’s stupid

[upbeat salmon]

Yeah like who tf came with that up?

[bleak warren]

xbox live gold?

[quaint pivot]

Oh Xbox gold

Yeah my bad

[worthy cipher]

agreed if consoles didnt have a subscription I would have bought a ps5

[bleak warren]

i have xbox live because im pretty sure it was a lifetime deal, but gold is way too expensive

[wintry heron]

Ur 0 brain sell mother

[bleak warren]

I would have never moved to PC if I didnt have to beg my parents to buy me gold

[quaint pivot]

😹😹

[upbeat salmon]

Who said in xbox and playstation that “Yeah we should charge people to play online games”

[quaint pivot]

Bro ps3 you never had to pay you just signed up

[bleak warren]

well it makes sense, youre paying to use the game servers, its only free on pc because its using third party services

[upbeat salmon]

Cant compete with the old back of yours

[bleak warren]

something like that

[wintry heron]

Bro 😂

[upbeat salmon]

Sounds like a money grab tbh

[upbeat salmon]

Your old and will always be old:)

😉

[bleak warren]

what? someone is being greedy in america? no....

[wintry heron]

You will too be old one day

[strong zodiac]

you did, actually

[quaint pivot]

No you didn’t bro

[upbeat salmon]

Not as old as you

[strong zodiac]

at one point services for free on both platforms

[paper spade]

Ima buy the luxor deluxe

[upbeat salmon]

Just reset character you’ll never age

[wintry heron]

Hell ya

[strong zodiac]

but they eventually changed the stem and you had to pay it

[wintry heron]

😑

[bleak warren]

its so dumb

[quaint pivot]

I never paid for a subscription on ps3 YPU could get ps plus but it only gave discounts and monthly games

[paper spade]

Nah jk i think i already have it

[upbeat salmon]

Is that the golden plane?

[paper spade]

Ya

[wintry heron]

Buy shark cards and get more useless stuff

[worthy cipher]

if you paid the money for ps3 online you got discounts on games and special games monthly for free but it was not required to play any game online

[bleak warren]

i really want to play xbox gta because modders dont exist and i have a chance in pvp because im deadset on using a controller lol

[upbeat salmon]

That’s a bragging rights plane

[paper spade]

I dont need shark cards i have a hella load of cash

[paper spade]

Nah theres sometimes modders its very rare tho

[upbeat salmon]

Dont need shark card if alot of people have cayo

[quaint pivot]

yeah

[wintry heron]

I just got 900k from doing casino with someone, he game me 85%

I only need like 200k more

[bleak warren]

i just logged on and im pretty sure there 2 people admitting to modding in my lobby... ill take what i can get

[wintry heron]

For kosatka

[upbeat salmon]

Nice

[paper spade]

Damn he gave u max wtf

[quaint pivot]

Only 900k for 85 percent

[bleak warren]

ill run casino with you

[upbeat salmon]

Guess it wasn’t that painful last time

[bleak warren]

yeah thats really bad

[wintry heron]

I play on Xbox

[bleak warren]

thats what happens when you do 2 people tho

[bleak warren]

buy a pc then

[quaint pivot]

Bruh 50 50 paintings I get 850k including heist challenge.

[paper spade]

I have every modification on the kosatka but one thing I recommend is not buying the avisa or sonar station unless you’re so rich you dont know what to buy

[worthy cipher]

1.5 mil solo pink diamond hard mode and 1 painting

[wintry heron]

Yeah we were not good hackers so we did not get the stuff in the vault you needed to hack

[quaint pivot]

Not everyone has there mums credit card

[bleak warren]

yeah the mini sub is usless

[wintry heron]

I want to keep playing on this account

[bleak warren]

bruh my old pc which was somewhere around 500-600 dollars could run this game no problem

[upbeat salmon]

Is transferring accounts in gta online possible?

[paper spade]

I be modding soooo hard on pc

[quaint pivot]

What’s the point in a 500£ pc bruh just buy a console smh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[wintry heron]

Idk

[bleak warren]

messes with me so bad

[paper spade]

Not anymore

[upbeat salmon]

mm sad

[bleak warren]

bc spending 300 on a console and 10 a month on gold, in 2 years it would have been cheaper for a pc

[paper spade]

I mod on pc really hard i help people get money with cayo

[bleak warren]

i think long term, big game

[paper spade]

Used to be but there was a huge exploit they couldn’t fix so they removed it

[bleak warren]

which is why i built a computer for 1100 dollars

[bleak warren]

leave it to r*

"its too hard so no one can have fun"

[quaint pivot]

Idk anything about pc parts anyway I wouldn’t even attempt to build one lol

[bleak warren]

lmao

you cant 😳

[upbeat salmon]

Sounds hard tbh

[bleak warren]

by the sounds of it, youre british and europeans literally cant get gpus

[quaint pivot]

I could have a pc if I really wanted to

[paper spade]

I knew they were gonna make it so u cant transfer anymore so i bought a bunch of buggatis and sold em

[bleak warren]

actually building a pc is really easy, its the getting of parts thats hard

[worthy cipher]

ibuypower actually makes great prebuilts anymore and a great way to learn the ins and outs of a build without breaking your bank

[quaint pivot]

We do bro

[bleak warren]

really?

[quaint pivot]

Yes

[bleak warren]

ig its just mainland europeans then

[quaint pivot]

We ain’t in Europe anymore

We’re our own thing

[bleak warren]

sorry not sorry but youre still on the continent

[quaint pivot]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Yeah 😎

[upbeat salmon]

Bri’ish

[bleak warren]

never forgive thatcher

[quaint pivot]

ok

[worthy cipher]

you could get a prebuilt ibuypower tower for about 1100 - 1400 and it would last you 6+ years before youd have to upgrade it

[wintry heron]

Hahahahhahahahahah 😐

[upbeat salmon]

I thought your pfp was a gorrila

[bleak warren]

Do NOT buy iBuyPower

wookie wtf

[quaint pivot]

Funny

[worthy cipher]

you obviously have never worked with them

[upbeat salmon]

[worthy cipher]

I have been building and working on computers for 10 years

[bleak warren]

i feel bad

[worthy cipher]

ibuypower are decent now

i dont own one lol

[bleak warren]

explains itself

[worthy cipher]

but as a starter for someone that knows nothing its a good start without being scared about commitments to parts

[wintry heron]

Zambo how old are u again???

[worthy cipher]

better than alienware lmao

[upbeat salmon]

Has anyone every tried riding around the whole map with a golf cart inside a full lobby?

[quaint pivot]

Prolly 9

[wintry heron]

😂 true

[worthy cipher]

you know how many kids i see with prebuilt 2000$ alienware pcs lol

[upbeat salmon]

9-5=?

[worthy cipher]

trash haha

[bleak warren]

whats the one that bestbuy has, cyperpower? my brothers one of those broke recently after like 5 or so years

[bleak warren]

😭 please

its like a 100% markup

[wintry heron]

4?

[upbeat salmon]

Bingo that is my age

[bleak warren]

i swear it is both cheaper and more fun to built a computer

[quaint pivot]

Bros 4😭😭

[worthy cipher]

yeah that is cyberpower they are decent as well but no the best spec like the ibuypower

[wintry heron]

😂

[bleak warren]

.

[worthy cipher]

the main thing you have to change in the ibuypower towers are the power supply

they all have junk power supply

[bleak warren]

Ig im just prejudiced because i have a hatred of hard drives but all my prebuilts were excruciatingly slow

[worthy cipher]

understandable

[upbeat salmon]

I find stupid things funny

[worthy cipher]

just giving an honest opinion they have come along way

[wintry heron]

Bro 💀

[bleak warren]

i have a 2 tb hard drive thats empty and im considering buying a new ssd because im almost out of storage on my ssds

[worthy cipher]

ouch

[quaint pivot]

[bleak warren]

its a barracuda its not a bad hdd im just so prejudiced lol

[upbeat salmon]

I find a pic of bread funny

[wintry heron]

Me and my friend were looking at Florida man stories and I bursted out laughing when he told me a story of a florida man betting up a 4 year old 💀💀💀

[bleak warren]

that was just me

[worthy cipher]

yeah I couldnt ever go back to hdd

[quaint pivot]

Bro😹😹

[worthy cipher]

there isn't anyway to hotkey "request personal vehicle" or "return personal vehicle to storage" is there

i tried searching and no luck

just didnt know if it was possible to do without accesing the M menu

[bleak warren]

is it really that hard to click 2 buttons tho

[worthy cipher]

yes no

[bleak warren]

shit imagine if you had to call mechanic every time lol

[worthy cipher]

lol true

I am just lazy and in the heat of battle I am tired of getting my car impounded haha

[bleak warren]

tip: jump out

cars are only impounded if you die inside them

[worthy cipher]

nah they will impound the mk if you are near it anywhere

[bleak warren]

never happened to me?

[worthy cipher]

happens to me always lol

[bleak warren]

damn, how often do you get into police shootouts?

[worthy cipher]

often

fuck those pigs

[bleak warren]

lmao to each their own

[upbeat salmon]

I hate those cheeky idiots

[bleak warren]

i dont wanna get banned so im not saying anything

[upbeat salmon]

They keep impounding my vehicle

[bleak warren]

lmao

i get banned from discord servers a lot

[upbeat salmon]

Why?

[bleak warren]

well

[wintry heron]

That’s life for you

[bleak warren]

one time i got banned from the rainbow six siege discord for saying "the game isnt realistic because theres gay people in it and gay people dont exist"

[wintry heron]

Where you simping on people?

[bleak warren]

no

[upbeat salmon]

Were you joking or something?

[bleak warren]

Bruh try saying that with a straight face

[wintry heron]

Lol

[bleak warren]

discord mod took his job too seriously

[upbeat salmon]

I dont think tgg will do his fans dirty

[bleak warren]

yeah

actually tgg inspired me to get off my ass and start doing shit lmao

[upbeat salmon]

Wait have any of you guys seen tgg ever online in discord?

[wintry heron]

He I sent even active in his own discord server

[bleak warren]

the chat would flood lol

[worthy cipher]

I think an honest joke in chat would be taken as such
but blatant racism or homophobia will get you banned from any discord... that shit is gross anyway

[bleak warren]

im sure he still reads chat

[worthy cipher]

but some people cant take a joke as well

[upbeat salmon]

Damn they must be in twitter alot

[bleak warren]

yes but saying "gay people dont exist" how is that homophobia thats just blantant stupidity

lmao

[worthy cipher]

yeah i see no issues

[bleak warren]

ignorance if you will

[wintry heron]

Nah

[bleak warren]

i see how its problematic but like saying someone doesnt exist doesnt make that true lol

[wintry heron]

I got muted for being toxic yesterday

[bleak warren]

in this discord?

[upbeat salmon]

I remember that

[wintry heron]

Yea

[wintry heron]

lol

[bleak warren]

damn

[upbeat salmon]

Good times me and @wintry heron were having a very friendly chat

[bleak warren]

over what

[wintry heron]

Yes good times

[upbeat salmon]

Cant really explain what

[dense oar]

How much is the terrybyte

[wintry heron]

Idk

[worthy cipher]

like 1000 gigs

[upbeat salmon]

i forgot

[bleak warren]

he forgor 💀

[wintry heron]

Damn your the old one

[upbeat salmon]

I bought that 2 years ago and never did anything with since i got the kosatka

[wintry heron]

Why are you paying gta

You are so young

Gta is not appropriate for young minds

[dense oar]

Should i go for a nightclub then terrorbyte then omk2 or get a upgraded coke lockup

[wintry heron]

Idk

[upbeat salmon]

And why you playing gta 5? Your too old for gaming dont you have a job to do? Or sleeping in a chair reading newspaper

[wintry heron]

🥲

[bleak warren]

💀

[wintry heron]

I am a collage student

I’m smarter than you kid

[upbeat salmon]

Too much gaming will damage that old ass eye of yours

[wintry heron]

Brooooo 💀

[upbeat salmon]

Explain math stuffs or science

[wintry heron]

I’ll explain law

So when a man is convicted of murder……

[bleak warren]

-b +- /b^2 - 4ac

---

2a

[wintry heron]

The sentence depends on how many people he killed and if he was in his right mind

[upbeat salmon]

This guy seems smarter than you

[wintry heron]

Bro shut up

[bleak warren]

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

[worthy cipher]

if you have 1 ounce of coke and james has a kilo of coke down the street but you know james's safe code and have a gun how much coke do you have?

[bleak warren]

a kilo + 1 ounce + a body

[worthy cipher]

good job

[plucky helm]

Dude that’s just quadratic formula

[upbeat salmon]

Im dying of laughter

[jade oriole]

that's not the quadratic formula lmfao (the one u replied to)

[bleak warren]

high school graduate

[wintry heron]

If he was in his right mind then how many people he killed will be discussed

[plucky helm]

Yes it is quadratic formula

[wintry heron]

If he killed more than 2 people, the death penalty will be brought up for discussion

[bleak warren]

pythagorus

[wintry heron]

So am I

[worthy cipher]

^

its how you measure a triangle lol

[upbeat salmon]

Damn only 2? humans are a bunch of babies

[wintry heron]

Bro shut up

[plucky helm]

Damn I replied to the wrong one

[jade oriole]

yea lol

[plucky helm]

I meant to reply to the first one

[upbeat salmon]

The more you say it the more i talk

[wintry heron]

It also depends on the state

[plucky helm]

Now I look stupid huh

[worthy cipher]

nah you look the same as before

which was also stupid 😉 nothing changed continue on

[plucky helm]

Why thank you very much

[upbeat salmon]

Also you’re spending more money for extra stress?

[plucky helm]

Oh

Ok

[worthy cipher]

lmao

jk

[plucky helm]

Nice one

[wintry heron]

What u mean

[upbeat salmon]

Hight school is stressful but collage? Is like hell

[wintry heron]

Knowledge is power

[worthy cipher]

i love making collages

[wintry heron]

😑

[upbeat salmon]

I have heard the horrors of collage

[wintry heron]

Like what?

Collage professors are pretty chill

[worthy cipher]

hard to study with all those bullets

[upbeat salmon]

2 hours of sleeps is one of them and it terrifies me

[jade oriole]

being broke

[upbeat salmon]

Multiple homework

[wintry heron]

Eh that is what coffee is for

[jade oriole]

im a broke middle schooler and i cant imagine being broke up until college lmfao

[upbeat salmon]

If parents didn’t pay for tuition you have to work

[worthy cipher]

and addys

[wintry heron]

It’s easy if you play attention

[upbeat salmon]

Multiple projects

[wintry heron]

You can make back the money

[wintry heron]

Wha

[wintry heron]

Easy

[worthy cipher]

all the school shootings anymore

[wintry heron]

My parents did luckily

[wintry heron]

Yeah it’s scary

[worthy cipher]

but seriously if it wasnt for Adderall I would have never managed to pass a few classes

[upbeat salmon]

Basically you have to work overtime and not even get paid

[worthy cipher]

they really do make you cram 4 different subjects into your head all at once

[bleak warren]

ty america ❤️

[wintry heron]

You should stick to coffee

[worthy cipher]

I cant even drink coffee now

[wintry heron]

Being a lawyer pays

[upbeat salmon]

Thank american healthcare more:)

[wintry heron]

Damn

[upbeat salmon]

Collage student? Nah

[worthy cipher]

school ruined all interest in speed of any kind

[tough spoke]

💀 laughing in canada

[upbeat salmon]

You have to pay to work

[wintry heron]

You should go to collage

[worthy cipher]

i just smoke copious amounts of pot now

[upbeat salmon]

Nah that’s for old people

going to collage when i turn 60 years old

[wintry heron]

Bro 💀

[tough spoke]

nah pretty sure thats incorrect bud

[ebon goblet]

That’s stupid

[wintry heron]

Ik rigth

[upbeat salmon]

Nah

[ebon goblet]

60 is the age to rest and start enjoying life more cause you don’t have much of it left

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[ebon goblet]

Maybe even retire if your lucky

You should be able to retire by 70

[wintry heron]

You should study medicine @upbeat salmon

[upbeat salmon]

Chemicals with bad taste?

[wintry heron]

No, the medical field

You know doctor, pharmacist, ect

[upbeat salmon]

But why?

[bleak warren]

everything is chemicals the only difference is the taste

[upbeat salmon]

true

[wintry heron]

True

[bleak warren]

finally something all 3 platforms can agree on

[wintry heron]

👍

[upbeat salmon]

[wintry heron]

What are you going to study, @upbeat salmon ?

When you get to college I mean

[bleak warren]

he is going to study finding bitches

maybe on day he can help you

[upbeat salmon]

Its easy

Go to the pet store

[ebon goblet]

Oh wow it got to that point fast

[bleak warren]

he makes a good point

[wintry heron]

Bro shut up, you get no hoes

[bleak warren]

youre right, i get bitches

big difference

[wintry heron]

🥲

[ebon goblet]

This is sad

[bleak warren]

yeah'

[wintry heron]

It is

[bleak warren]

dude i play gta all day

[upbeat salmon]

Bitches will love you hoes are use for farming

[ebon goblet]

This conversation is sad

[tough spoke]

you gotta be with a bunch of ladies to get em

[wintry heron]

I don’t get any girls ☹️

[bleak warren]

restraining order

[tough spoke]

try to ask em out

[upbeat salmon]

How about prostitutes?

[worthy cipher]

I saw dated a girl once

[wintry heron]

I have but they rejected me

[jade oriole]

yea we can tell

[worthy cipher]

but then I broke my right hand

[bleak warren]

i only like male prostitutes

[wintry heron]

Hell nah I would never sink that low

[wintry heron]

How?

[tough spoke]

dont let it get to you go for another girl then

[upbeat salmon]

Bro i thought you had a gf 💀

[bleak warren]

you know ive played this game for well over 8 years and i had no clue until i 100% story mode that there was a gay bar in the game

[wintry heron]

Ok i guess thanks man

[wintry heron]

What made you think that???

[dense oar]

france

[jade oriole]

didn't you start an argument over shark cards yesterday lmao

[upbeat salmon]

idk

[tough spoke]

dont sound desperate tho

[jade oriole]

and then proceeded to childishly insult the other person

[wintry heron]

😂

[bleak warren]

oh is that what he was muted for

[jade oriole]

prob idk

[wintry heron]

I’m not I just get made fun off for not having a gf

[upbeat salmon]

LOL

[wintry heron]

No it was toxicity

[tough spoke]

ik lol but when you ask em out

[upbeat salmon]

Ye you were talking about who’s asser

[wintry heron]

Bro what 💀

[wintry heron]

Yes?

[tough spoke]

you know how to pull right?

[wintry heron]

No

[dense oar]

guys should i buy a meth lab in gtao and dress as walter white

[wintry heron]

I had a 12 year old teach me somethings tho

[upbeat salmon]

I think guys ask out girls more than girls asking out guys

[jade oriole]

that's depressing

[wintry heron]

You think

[wintry heron]

Ik 😭

[bleak warren]

very sad because i have 0 confidence lmao

[upbeat salmon]

And girls reject more

[wintry heron]

Same

[wintry heron]

True

[upbeat salmon]

[wintry heron]

Bro shut up man

[patent trail]

God i hate apartment heists

[bleak warren]

literally 1 minute between messages

[upbeat salmon]

Nobody has talked in the last 10 seconds

[wintry heron]

Same

[tough spoke]

get some confidence then lol they aint going to come crawling to you

[patent trail]

Why i need 4 people to rob an airplane

[bleak warren]

im fine with that

[dense oar]

EVERY 5 minutes somebody hosts a prison break setup

[wintry heron]

But it’s scary asking someone out

[upbeat salmon]

the rejection

[wintry heron]

And no one joins 💀

[dense oar]

yup

[patent trail]

Yeah i am part of that

[bleak warren]

esp when youre put down by your own friends 🥲

[tough spoke]

not really just jump right into it

[patent trail]

A level 1001 just joined

[wintry heron]

And then if you are me you get instantly rejected

[patent trail]

Jesus

[upbeat salmon]

if your best friend is girl try ask them out there is a chance you two wont be friends anymore lol

[tough spoke]

think that you are not going to get rejected

[bleak warren]

100% modder

[wintry heron]

I don’t have friends

[wintry heron]

Why?

[upbeat salmon]

damn that’s sad

[dense oar]

what if it's the professional

[jade oriole]

this might be the saddest convo i've ever read

[bleak warren]

every girl im friends with is either gay or dating someone or both

[wintry heron]

Ik 😭

[upbeat salmon]

bruh

[patent trail]

Well i am waiting now for 2 people

[bleak warren]

yeah well its a bunch of gta players so what do you expect

[tough spoke]

sets yourself up for failure

[jade oriole]

nothing rlly, didnt know gta players were this sad tbh

[wintry heron]

Yeah I guess so

[bleak warren]

ig were just exceptionally sad

[keen fern]

college is ass

[wintry heron]

No it’s not

It’s actually fun