🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

I’m going for

1. Coke lockup
2. Meth lab
3. Sparrow upgrade on kosatka
4. Toreador
5. Avenger
6. Agency
7. Scram jet
8. Terrorbyte
   9.Oppressor mk2 to deal with other oppressors

Do the avenger

[bleak warren]

buisnesses are a scam

[wintry heron]

I want agency for anti homing and vehicle workshop

But the mcs are for passive income

From nightclub

[sturdy adder]

Avenger is just moc but more expensive

[wintry heron]

Don’t need to do any supplie runs

[wintry heron]

Yeah but it’s amazing and it’s a helicopter

[sturdy adder]

Moc can take 60 rockets

How cna u top that

[wintry heron]

True

[echo light]

U need nightclub too

[wintry heron]

Already got one

I got the vine wood one with the smell the part sign

[bleak warren]

i love how i havent used the nightclub for anything but oppressor trade price lmao

[echo light]

Ok

Nightclub is easy money

[bleak warren]

but its not a lot of money

[echo light]

Just assgin tech and forget em

[wintry heron]

^

[echo light]

I get 1mil everytime i sell

[bleak warren]

i havent invested much into it

[wintry heron]

the techs cost 100k each and I would suggest TGG video on nightclub it’s what I did to increase my sale

[bleak warren]

but i get 1.5 for cayo in only 1 hour, how long does it take to get a mil from nightclub

[echo light]

No they increase each time you get another

[wintry heron]

It’s passive and you can sell in 15 min

[echo light]

You would have to grind cayo hoe not nightclub

[wintry heron]

Mine only cost 100k for the 3 I bought

[bleak warren]

well yeah duh

[wintry heron]

HEY GUYS

[silver steppe]

you dont need to do anything, you can do cayo and payphone hits and the nightclub will produce, the only requirement to produce is to be online

[echo light]

Hello bitch

[bleak warren]

wait does payphone hits pay a lot

[wintry heron]

The nightclub collects over time and they take like 15 mins to complete

[silver steppe]

with assasination bonus 85k

[wintry heron]

can someone help me

[echo light]

With what

[fallow mural]

Hey @wintry heron, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[slate olive]

Hello eoH

[wintry heron]

bunker deliery

[silver steppe]

use lfg

[echo light]

@wintry heron

[echo light]

you can ask @slate olive he lil bitch here

[slate olive]

I don't have my laptop

[echo light]

Then its time for you to get new

Rob a nearby bank

[slate olive]

I sent it for servicing

[echo light]

Ok

https://tenor.com/view/back-off-back-away-stay-back-fuck-off-leave-me-alone-gif-19739632

[bleak warren]

zancudo hangar is the best thing ever

i fly over it all the time and forget lol

[nocturne shell]

Why my sparrow usually blast?

[bleak warren]

explode?

[slate olive]

Because you are landing it hard

Like Ryanair

[bleak warren]

BRUH

yeah its very easy to break the sparrow just by landing it

[slate olive]

Land it carefully

[timber pecan]

Hi

[bleak warren]

too time consuming

[nocturne shell]

I dont know

[silver steppe]

i think there is a clip of someone falling on sparrow and then exploding

[slate olive]

Land it gently

[bleak warren]

i fr dont know how people pilot helicopters with keyboard

[nocturne shell]

Are there any other controls bsides wasd and mouse?

[slate olive]

I use mouse

[bleak warren]

im desperate i just plug in a controller

[bleak warren]

numpad?

[nocturne shell]

Woahhhh

It works

I just take my sparrow near the submarine and spam e

[bleak warren]

oh i do that too lmao

[slate olive]

I like piloting

And I am ocd

So i line my sparrow and press E

[bleak warren]

i used to think you had to do that until i saw my friend ram into the kostaka and be fine lol

[nocturne shell]

Best thing about sub marine is fast travel to do setup

[bleak warren]

i hate cutscenes so i just take my sparrow everywhere but the first one

[rough crescent]

in my strategy you only use the fast travel for 2 missions : gather intel , kosatka

[rough crescent]

that way you see 2 cutscene as well

1 for entry 1 for exit

[ebon tree]

Guided missiles >>>

[bleak warren]

omg real johnny sins

based opinion

[ebon tree]

How tf u so fast

[bleak warren]

guided missles are for people who cant shoot for shit

[ebon tree]

Like I didn’t even send a message

[bleak warren]

i saw you typing lol

[ebon tree]

[ebon tree]

Best for trolling

[bleak warren]

sorry im based and have two monitors lol

true

but people that rely on them are based

[ebon tree]

Yeah

[slate olive]

Johnny sins

[ebon tree]

Yes?

[bleak warren]

he saved the gta campaign

[slate olive]

Gta 6 is under development

[ebon tree]

G-T-A 6

I banged r*

[slate olive]

Thx to Johnny sins

[bleak warren]

todd howard himself

[slate olive]

We are getting gta 6

[bleak warren]

im actually not excited for gta 6

[slate olive]

[bleak warren]

definitive edition was proper shit

[ebon tree]

Idek what story they gonna come up with in gta 6

[bleak warren]

i hope its a new city

[ebon tree]

+the graphics

[jaunty hemlock]

💯

[bleak warren]

they just used vice city, san andreas, and liberty city in definitive, right?

[wintry heron]

london hopefully imo

[ebon tree]

Hmmm

[bleak warren]

what other city could they use that they havent done recently

[jaunty hemlock]

[ebon tree]

Gta 6 should be based on Russia

[slate olive]

Johnny sins should be gta 6 protagonist

[bleak warren]

there were rumors about them using houston but i dont know any evidence for that lol

[ebon tree]

Nope don’t have time for this

There’s all kinds of acting costumes extras

[weak tapir]

Says the guy who acted the most

[slate olive]

Pro here

[weak tapir]

50+ jobs

[wintry heron]

should i get a hakouchu or shotaro?

[ebon tree]

Shotaro

[pastel iris]

Well while sever Focus try hard

And we made him left lol

[wintry heron]

is it best bike in the game,

?

[ebon tree]

Not the best

[tame umbra]

can someone help me?

[ebon tree]

See the hakouchu is good for control it is ez to control

But the shotaro is really fast

Best bike imo is manchez wheelie king and decent speed

[wintry heron]

im thinking shotaro because i have 34 mil anyways

[bleak warren]

i have the mission row nightclub and 2.2 million, would it be worth it to run cayo and buy one of the northern ones?

[weak tapir]

No not really

Nightclub location doesn matter that much

[bleak warren]

i mean as long as its not the airport one

[wintry heron]

Lol

[bleak warren]

my friend bought criminal enterprise pack and bought the airport nightclub with the money, it was his first business

[weak tapir]

Dam

[slate olive]

IlIlIlIlIl

Barcode

[weak tapir]

Nightclub should be one of the secondary businesses

[weak tapir]

Barcode guys r super friendly

[jaunty hemlock]

[bleak warren]

yeah im omw to buy a meth lab for max profits

[nocturne shell]

Ded chat

[bleak warren]

xD

[oblique sluice]

[nocturne shell]

Fun fact I can afford 180faggios

[pastel iris]

Big stonks

[nocturne shell]

Yeassss

[slate olive]

I can get 6969 faggios

[nocturne shell]

Eee

[woven ether]

the ls tuners contract appear random on the board?

[nocturne shell]

What?

[rigid ridge]

What do y'all think next week's sale is gonna be?

Is it reasonable to expect the hangar to be on sale maybe?

[signal ice]

best hangar los santos or fort zancudo

[rigid ridge]

Get the cheapest if you just want to use it

If you get fort zancudo you get free access to the area

So basically free lasers

[signal ice]

yes is a hydra worth it or do i buy a pyro

hydra is hover mode right?

[rigid ridge]

Hydra has a hover mode yeah

It's the plane i baught cus it's really fun to use

But pyro is the fastest plane in the game i think

Depends what you want

[pastel iris]

pov you found a mooder he's friendly

He's protecting low lvs

He's chill

At the end you made new friend

[rigid ridge]

If you just wanna fly around in a military plane get the Lazer or the hyrda

[rocky timber]

does hydra spawn in fort zancudo?

[rigid ridge]

no only lazer

but lazer is a better hydra minus the hover mode anyway

personnally

I have a lazer

its my only weaponized plane

and I just want to get myself a hanger so imma get the cheap 1.200m one in the airport

but also want to customize it

and i'm waiting for the discount

[wintry heron]

Is it coming soon?

[rigid ridge]

No clue that's what I came here to ask lol

[wintry heron]

Also how much is it too fully customize a hangar

[wintry heron]

Ok then we’ll it’s not know till the week of it’s debut unless it’s leaked

This week the auto shops are on discount and it’s missions are 2x

But I think they reset tomorrow but I’m not sure

[rigid ridge]

Any idea when the latest hangar discount was?

[wintry heron]

Does anyone know the day of the weekly ideas

[wintry heron]

One sec

[rigid ridge]

Yeah it's tomorrow

[wintry heron]

its on thursday for most of the world

[wintry heron]

i think it was before the contract dlc,not sure tho its been week,its r* so we never know what they will discount tomorrow

[rigid ridge]

Ok lol

[wheat carbon]

Hello

[rigid ridge]

yo

[wheat carbon]

On my way to the doctor 👍

[wintry heron]

btw why did you buy a lazer ,you know if you buy a hangar at fort zancudo you can get it for free

[rigid ridge]

Oh

I missinputted

I have a hydra not a lazer

[wheat carbon]

I bought a titan even tho I can get one free from the airport

[rigid ridge]

Sorry

[wintry heron]

hydra is still fine,aslong as the other person dosent have explosive sniper

[rigid ridge]

Idk man i don't wanna fight lol

I just wanna fly around in my cool military plane that can hover lol

[wheat carbon]

Reasonable

[wintry heron]

id suggest paint it gold after you buy a hangar

[rigid ridge]

That's the plan lol

[wintry heron]

It’s been a very long time since they did the hangar I scrolled all the way to August 2021 and they have done bunkers and auto shops for quite a bit so my guess is it will be here soon

[rigid ridge]

Oh and also hydra can spawn on helipads so it's cool

[wintry heron]

Can I dm you @rigid ridge I have a website that tells the history of the discounts and weekly updates

[rigid ridge]

Sure go ahead

[wheat carbon]

Can you also dm me it

[rigid ridge]

Thx

[wintry heron]

i told ya,its been a long while since hangrs,id say buy full price if you dont get it tomorrow

[wintry heron]

Sure

[wheat carbon]

Thanks man

[wintry heron]

Np

[wheat carbon]

No?

[wintry heron]

I hate auto correct lmao

[wheat carbon]

Oh

[wintry heron]

Lol

[wheat carbon]

L autocorrect

[wintry heron]

Big L

[wheat carbon]

Yes

[wintry heron]

I would just wait till it does because I noticed a pattern and when they bring something back that hasn’t been in a while it usually goes really low

But yeah they haven’t been for a long time

I’m prolly gonna grind cayo and buy discounted stuff after I get the shopping list I posted earlier

[wintry heron]

Well it would be fitting to do Minneapolis and St. Paul knockoffs and do two maps or something like that other than that it would be New York or Las Vegas

I personally wouldn’t mind any of them but St. Louis would be cool because irl it actually has a high crime rate

[fallow pulsar]

Anyone on Xbox or pc wanna run diamond guest

Heist

[wintry heron]

#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox

Also idk if they’ve done New York but if they haven’t they could a collab with John wick and have a crime syndicate with a body cleanup service

[rigid ridge]

Is this week's time trial even possible with a bâti 108??

[wintry heron]

But Las Vegas would prolly be meh just because it’s not too big and would be too focused in money and would lead to some sort of micro transactions

[wintry heron]

What are requirements?

[rigid ridge]

Fast bike

It's a time trial

[fallow pulsar]

Any pc or Xbox wanna do a heist

[wintry heron]

Because i assume it would be but your really just want a bike with good handling and control and you should be fine

[rigid ridge]

But even with my bâti 801 fully maxed i only get there 20 seconds late

[rough crescent]

you don't believe what i just saw

[wintry heron]

What?

[rough crescent]

sb invited me for cayo perico

[wintry heron]

I’m not sure what are you doing the time trials for?

[rigid ridge]

SB?

[fallow pulsar]

Can I do it to

[wintry heron]

Sb?

[rough crescent]

then his target was the panther and 7 paintings

[wintry heron]

What!

[rough crescent]

which was kind of suspicious

[rigid ridge]

Time trial gives 100.000 every week for the first time you finish

[wintry heron]

Hmmm

[rough crescent]

then after that i saw the dude raised everyones cut to 110

[wintry heron]

Ohhh ok yeah I would do the mobile ops or another one

[wintry heron]

Who’s sb?

[rough crescent]

that was where i spammed Esc

[rigid ridge]

Hacker?

[wintry heron]

Yeah def

Unless mod

[rigid ridge]

What?

[wintry heron]

There’s other time trials that use specific vehicles that are better imo

[rough crescent]

a random person

[rigid ridge]

Oh right the RC one?

[wintry heron]

Yeah

I've only just, joined... i don't know if this can be said in here. but is anyone on pc free to do prison break heist...

[rigid ridge]

I don't have an rc car lol

[bleak warren]

Minneapolis😳

[wintry heron]

Why’d you say his name like that then mahdi

[wintry heron]

Yeah lol

[bleak warren]

Controversial city

[wintry heron]

#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox

[rigid ridge]

Feel free to post a request in #💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc If anyone is interested

[wintry heron]

Yeah that one

thanks

[bleak warren]

What's the name of the real life equivalent to the Dinka jester it messes with me that I only recognize it from GTA lmao

[rough crescent]

somebody

is that difficult?

😐

[wintry heron]

I’m so dumb lmao

[rough crescent]

it's a Supra

[bleak warren]

Chevy supra, got it lol

[wintry heron]

IMO it would best to do STL because of the potential it has a river with active MCs gangs and a high crime rate

It’s the third highest homicide rate iirc

[bleak warren]

Seattle?

[wintry heron]

St. Louis

[bleak warren]

Ah

Nah I got Seattle and Portland mixed up and I was like "then how would you explain the infinite cops"

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[ionic abyss]

So wanna be skinned so I can sell you to a butcher?

[bleak warren]

Kinky

[young jay]

Hello

[wintry heron]

Try me and I’ll eat your innards out on Lester cane

[ionic abyss]

How about I get Hosea, Javier, Charles and John

Then we'll see what happens

[wintry heron]

alr I’ll pull up with tchalla

[ionic abyss]

Who TF is tchalla

[wintry heron]

Lmao

Wakanda forever

[ionic abyss]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

Lmao

Also it’s black history month you’ll have to wait till March

[wheat garden]

https://tenor.com/view/uhh-ok-doc-rivers-shocked-funny-gif-15655089

[ionic abyss]

American cops rn:

[bleak warren]

Too soon

[nocturne shell]

Is 1.8m good for cayo solo!

?

[worldly blade]

that is the max

[nocturne shell]

Perfect

[worldly blade]

for solo

[keen isle]

Guys can anyone help me i am trying to start my game and getting black screen and then the game crashes

[young jay]

Do you have a good pc

[keen isle]

Yes

[young jay]

What are the specs

[keen isle]

I was playing the game 24 hours ago

[young jay]

How much FPS

[keen isle]

About 60

[young jay]

Hmm weird

Do you use windows 11

[keen isle]

10

[young jay]

Hm

[keen isle]

What should i do?

[median saddle]

Verify files maybe

Helps sometimes

[young jay]

Have you tried YouTube

[keen isle]

Yeah i saw that it was because of weak gpuc

Gpu

But i was playing the game yesterday

[nocturne shell]

Try lowering graphics

[keen isle]

Its already on the lowest

[final bear]

Play lego gta

[rocky timber]

Bruh

[keen isle]

[rocky timber]

Srsly

[wintry heron]

fml tequila and 3 cash again

[ionic abyss]

F

[bleak warren]

Nothing worse than tequila and 1 cash (happened to me on multiple occasions)

[ionic abyss]

We got KSI Stan online

[slate olive]

Ima sleep

Gn

[soft onyx]

NFTs buyers are like gta fans they have no friends and a ton of hope

[bleak warren]

i have 0 hope what are you on

[soft onyx]

Water

[ionic abyss]

I mean I'm not a GTA fan and I don't got friends

[bleak warren]

smokin me some water

good ol h2o

[soft onyx]

F

[bleak warren]

*L

[ionic abyss]

[soft onyx]

Apparently an NFT of a monkey is worth 302 quadrillion dollars

[ionic abyss]

💥

[soft onyx]

And for me it's free

[bleak warren]

who said they were making 1 mil/nightclub run

[soft onyx]

Any updates on gta 6 ?

[ionic abyss]

Me tryna say 193784 in #counting-from-1-to-♾ but the message is automatically deleted

[bleak warren]

if there even will be a gta 6, probably not till end of next year

rockstar said they could make a game in 1 year and considering they just made definitive it at least will be a whilew

[ionic abyss]

Lol but if they do make GTA 6 in one year it's gonna be bad we'd be lucky if it was as good as rdr2 story

[bleak warren]

no there was an actual interview with r* and they said that it would only take them another year to make a new gta game and I believe it, the release schedule before 5 lines up

[ionic abyss]

Hmm

[rich nebula]

hush

[bleak warren]

what do i do if i get the go to merryweather hq thing for cayo

is it faster to relaunch?

[jaunty hemlock]

#SaveRedDeadOnline

[bleak warren]

is cash > weed?

[blissful bison]

no

[jaunty hemlock]

@blissful bison #SaveRDO

[blissful bison]

cash is the worst

[jaunty hemlock]

[wintry heron]

cash>weed>cocaine>gold

[blissful bison]

this guy on crack or sum shit

[jaunty hemlock]

Nice nickname

[wintry heron]

thanks

[blissful bison]

thats the rught opposite lmao

[wintry heron]

wrong

[blissful bison]

my ass

[wintry heron]

there's literal proof

estupido puta

[bleak warren]

wait so cash or weed better

[wintry heron]

Toasty

How u

[blissful bison]

cash is the worst

gold is the best

gold,coke,painting,weed,cash

[wintry heron]

wrong

[blissful bison]

bro butt off

istg

[wintry heron]

cash literally gives u 500k in one round

smh

[blissful bison]

i am not even gonna argue with a troll like u

[wintry heron]

don't cry bro

[bleak warren]

then whoever said 1.8 mil is the max you can get solo is dumb

[blissful bison]

dude shes fucking trolling

[bleak warren]

i got 1.8mil with bearer bonds, 1 coke, 1 1/4 week

[blissful bison]

ur so stupid that u cant realise its a joke

[bleak warren]

No someone earlier

[blissful bison]

bro thats the max u can get

like he prob took 2 coke and bonds+safe

i always make around that much with bearer bonds

[bleak warren]

eh at least its not tequila

[blissful bison]

bonds is the 2nd best thing u can get

or 3rd if u include the panther

[bleak warren]

i thought it was diamond, necklace, bonds, tequila

bruh im high or something

[blissful bison]

yes u are

[bleak warren]

also im being lied to

did a full cayo, minus the intel mission, while my nightclub was fully operational

it has made 2 stock in that time

someone said they made 1 mil in 15 minutes from it

[pastel iris]

Pov your pc does the blue screen thingy and you panic and hit power button

[main sentinel]

Hell fucking no

[bleak warren]

damn no need to be so agressive about it

[main sentinel]

Weed > cash cocaine > weed

[bleak warren]

were you playing gta?

[main sentinel]

Paintings > all other secondaries

[bleak warren]

no clue why but i have blue screened multiple times over gta

[pastel iris]

No just scrolling by Facebook latter i was looking for someone good on the Netflix

[main sentinel]

That’s probably corrupted files

If it’s BSOD

I did that to one of my laptops once

😂

It was an ass laptop though

[pastel iris]

I mean it's working now

[main sentinel]

If you get BSOD it’s usually permanent

Depending on what you did

[bleak warren]

strangely ive blue screened more on my current, high end, pc more than i have on the rest of my computers combined

[main sentinel]

Cause I don’t even think you could reinstall windows on it anymore

[bleak warren]

ehhh

[main sentinel]

Unreliable parts probably

[bleak warren]

just replace the hard drive and that would fix thre installing part

[pastel iris]

BSOD ??

[bleak warren]

blue screen of death

[main sentinel]

Something could be wrong with your graphics card or your drive

[bleak warren]

the thing can blue screen without it killing the computer

[main sentinel]

You should not be getting random BSODs

[bleak warren]

eh unless you die in gta apparently 🤷

[main sentinel]

Laptops if you get BSOD are pretty much not replaceable

[pastel iris]

Fuck

[bleak warren]

no really though

[pastel iris]

What are you talking about bc I'm a dumb special kid with special needs

[main sentinel]

Only for tower PCs would be someone saving that shit

[bleak warren]

the one time i blue screened on my old laptop, thing was bricked. whenever i booted it would bring me to the repair windows screen. if you clicked repair it would just load forever until it timed out and turned off

[main sentinel]

Yeah

That repair screen

Is hell

To get through

Never click advanced startup

[devout lotus]

Anyone got a heist I don't need a very big cut I just need to make 800k

[main sentinel]

It basically breaks your pc in windows 10

I did it twice

[bleak warren]

no i tried everything

[main sentinel]

And it was hell to get back out of it

Cause I had no restore points

[bleak warren]

800k is a big cut

bruh

[main sentinel]

All I could do is run commands for hours

[main sentinel]

.

That’s a massive cut

[median saddle]

Yh clean installs are sometimes the only solution

[bleak warren]

i was lucky because i had a spare tower pc i could use, but it was an office computer compared to my all in one

[main sentinel]

You gonna have run like 4 casinos

With someone

[bleak warren]

i ran cayo with a friend, we did 50-50 and i would only end up making 700-900k

[main sentinel]

Yeah I wiped my drive by switching the format by accident trying to fix an issue to get out of the advanced startup menu

But my brother worked for a pc company a long time ago so he has a windows 10 flash drive

[bleak warren]

imagine paying for windows 🤡

[median saddle]

Those are handy

[main sentinel]

Plugged it in and it automatically formatted it correctly and reinstalled the OS

[main sentinel]

You don’t pay

That shit free

And already activated

[bleak warren]

ah

[main sentinel]

It’s a flash drive from a store dude

Lmao

A pc store

[bleak warren]

my flash drive was unlicesed

[median saddle]

I use Linux now

[main sentinel]

If you use windows inactivated that’s tough

[bleak warren]

i used to

[median saddle]

In the corner yes

[main sentinel]

I’ll never do that

I’ll just pay money

I’m not dealing with a watermark on my pc

Lmao

[bleak warren]

i never paid for it but idk i guess i had an old key spare because when i logged into microsoft it activated itself

[main sentinel]

Plus

If you play games

That shit can fuck you up

Like if you playing rainbow six siege or something and the watermark blocks your vision of a person 😂

[bleak warren]

its transparent

i didnt play siege then

[main sentinel]

It’s transparent but still distracting

[bleak warren]

but from what i remember it wouldnt have made me any worse than i already was

made a nice scape goat though

[main sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-six-siege-the-score-silly-crouch-wild-gif-15884262

[bleak warren]

epic embed fail

[quartz pendant]

unpolished GTA trilogy definitive made with less care and effort was able to sell 10 million copies, means 600 million dollar revenue (60$ per 1) yet again proving that rockstar fans are oblivious and stupid!!!!

[blissful bison]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[bleak warren]

yeah people see gta game and are literally the wojak meme

[main sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-rank-r6-gif-18465034

^^^ that shit FUNNY ASF

LMAOO

[blissful bison]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-rank-r6-gif-18465034

[bleak warren]

me but replace gold with silver

actually lets be honest probably bronze lmao

[empty juniper]

What tire type is best for ruiner 2000

[main sentinel]

That’s bronze not gold btw

It’s bronze and then gold

[bleak warren]

what

[main sentinel]

You can tell cause it’s darker and it drops down to bronze IV on the hill at the very bottom

Gold has 3 ranks

Anything below has 5

[wheat carbon]

Hello

[bleak warren]

i got the exact same cayo setup as last time

down to the locations of the secondaries

[main sentinel]

What you taking about

Lol

[bleak warren]

what

i got bearer bonds, 2 cash in 1 storage, a coke and weed in the other

[main sentinel]

I run cayo solo usually once a week

It’s so boring

I can barely do it once a week sometimes

[bleak warren]

oh well im a loser so i run it up to 8 times a day

usually only 4

[main sentinel]

I can’t do it 8

I’m not home all day

[bleak warren]

oh yeah i only do it once on normal week day, if at all

[wheat carbon]

not all of us have lives ok

[bleak warren]

i feel attacke

[wheat carbon]

why? who?

[main sentinel]

I don’t even play gta like that usually once or twice a week

[main sentinel]

Clearly

Once I’m out of school I workout

[wheat carbon]

ok bud listen I didn’t ask for your life story

[main sentinel]

That isn’t a life story

[wheat carbon]

It’s a joke

[main sentinel]

Funny

[wheat carbon]

I know

[main sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-travis-scott-apology-travis-scott-apology-meme-epic-fail-epic-gif-24387601

[warm burrow]

not to interrupt the beef, but anyone know why the prize ride says I need 1 more day of taking first place even tho ived done it the past two days and today?

[bleak warren]

i feel like a full auto shotgun would be more dangerous to the user than the victim

[main sentinel]

Well it’s not

[bleak warren]

no i mean a shotgun with the fire rate of a carbine

[main sentinel]

This isn’t realistic life simulator

[bleak warren]

how dare not game be relistic]

[main sentinel]

That’s not proper English

[bleak warren]

hm

flyoing copter

[wheat carbon]

flyoing copter inded

[bleak warren]

*indeed

[wheat carbon]

helicopter*

[main sentinel]

Flying*

[bleak warren]

ok english major

[wheat carbon]

look you did it to me leave me alone

[empty whale]

are bearer bonds good?

[mint zealot]

Yes

[marsh zinc]

Hello

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/salutations-salutations-my-good-chum-seal-the-creature-lovethisseal-gif-24195290

[blissful bison]

[marsh zinc]

What’s poppin

[wintry heron]

Can you buy multiple high end apartments and if so what is the benefit?

[bleak warren]

more options on where to spawn

[mint zealot]

You get to flex that you own multiple apartments in this economy

[wintry heron]

Nice 😎

[wintry heron]

Ok that’s good

[quick cloud]

what does B2B

[wintry heron]

Should I buy more high end apartments?

[quick cloud]

mean

[bleak warren]

there are better things to buy tho

[wintry heron]

Like?

[bleak warren]

sub, auto shop, nightclub

[mint zealot]

Bike 2 bwin

[weak tapir]

Bend to blow

[bleak warren]

i mean if you own everything then there arent but id prefer to own everything before buying duplicates

[wintry heron]

How much does night club make you?

[wintry heron]

😏

[bleak warren]

someone said they got 1 mil in 15 minutes

[wintry heron]

Nice 👍

[bleak warren]

im experimenting and im pretty sure mine is broken because its made 2/300 stock in 2 hours

[quick cloud]

no i mean they are saying B2B about cayo perico hiest

[mint zealot]

It means they are hacking

And will steal your credit card information

[weak tapir]

What is cayo perico?

[bleak warren]

whats a hiest

[weak tapir]

Whats gta?

[wintry heron]

It means booty to booty

[weak tapir]

What is this server

[marsh zinc]

What’s happiness 🙂

[wintry heron]

Ur mom 🙂

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/foca-seal-cute-kaiaghost-animal-gif-21221451

[bleak warren]

we are helpful :)

[mint zealot]

That is happiness

[rustic notch]

🚫 Wumpy Ara, that command is disabled in this channel.

[wintry heron]

Nah that’s my aunt

[marsh zinc]

Na man she ain’t happy anymore she’s sleepin forever

[wintry heron]

Damn I’m sorry 😐

[bleak warren]

😐

[mint zealot]

I'm sure she's happy now that she doesn't have to deal with you

[bleak warren]

BRO 💀

[marsh zinc]

Probably

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-agree-happy-gif-13893743

[wintry heron]

Bro 💀💀💀💀

[marsh zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-asian-steven-gif-23432398

[weak tapir]

Tenor fail :(

[marsh zinc]

Sucks 😦

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-resisting-urge-mario-judah-discord-gif-23317319

[bleak warren]

me

[olive scarab]

What is level and what is rank

[bleak warren]

theyre the same thing

[weak tapir]

[olive scarab]

Ok

[main sentinel]

Small cock type issue

Wife leaves you for the couch

😂

[pastel kernel]

🤡

[mint zealot]

Don't forget to say hello to your wife's boyfriend

[weak tapir]

Hi i didnt receive my order its been 2 days since they estimated the delivery

[mint zealot]

If you're a nice boy you'll get extra gaming time

[bleak warren]

jeff give your workers an extra bottle to piss into, courtesy of me

[main sentinel]

I made that up

Tf

I’m not married

I’m in highschool

[mint zealot]

Okay

Good for you

[pastel kernel]

You need Amazon prime to get it in one day smh

[main sentinel]

Bozo

[bleak warren]

im married in high school what

[weak tapir]

I do have it bruh

Can u track my order?

[bleak warren]

track urself some bitches

[blissful bison]

Jeff bozo what u doing on a discord server

[pastel kernel]

It will be here in 2 week

[pastel kernel]

Trying to get good at gta

[bleak warren]

jef bought 100 shark cards

[weak tapir]

No single doggo is a happy doggo

[pastel kernel]

Tgg make best video for business

[weak tapir]

Tf :( u scammer

[wintry heron]

Nah I did

[bleak warren]

i cant find the plasma cutter ;(

[weak tapir]

Noob

[bleak warren]

STFU

im convinced it didnt spawnm

[weak tapir]

Noob inverted is Boon goddamm

[mint zealot]

Have you tried looking in the tool boxes?

[blissful bison]

Imagine

[bleak warren]

wait is that what you do

[blissful bison]

Being bad at gta

Smh

[wintry heron]

Imagine being named yonal 💀

[bleak warren]

i found it

[blissful bison]

Imagine imagining

[weak tapir]

Wait what does yonal mean?

[wintry heron]

anul

[bleak warren]

damn everyones message getting deleted

[nocturne shell]

Its name

[bleak warren]

what is it name f or

[nocturne shell]

Stop wearing orange and wear watermelon @weak tapir

[weak tapir]

Nah this orange is cool

[nocturne shell]

K

[weak tapir]

Yonal is his name?

[pastel kernel]

You scam me

[nocturne shell]

I think so

[weak tapir]

What did i do?

[pastel kernel]

You got prime

And never pay me in bitcoin

[weak tapir]

Tricked u

:)

[blissful bison]

[bleak warren]

bruh i almost left without the guns

[blissful bison]

Just bought a nuke from Amazon

[bleak warren]

average war criminal

waiting for discord to be aquired by amazon to get nitro with prime gaming

[weak tapir]

@blissful bison

[rich nebula]

i’m alr hru

[bleak warren]

whore is typing

[blissful bison]

Yes any problems

?

[rich nebula]

stfu

[blissful bison]

💀

Lmaoo

[weak tapir]

Nope its just that u got a unique name

[blissful bison]

Unique my ass

Half of my friends can’t even say it correctly

I have to tell it like 10 times so someone can understand

[bleak warren]

yo null?

[blissful bison]

Why didn’t they name me Ben Dover or some shit

[blissful bison]

bro heck u

[bleak warren]

wat

is it pronounced that or is it pronounced yonal

[weak tapir]

Fah Q

[blissful bison]

Lmaoo

[blissful bison]

Yo Nal

[sacred thistle]

Casino heist is cooler than Cayo Perico heist

[bleak warren]

true

[sacred thistle]

Dunno if it's better than Pacific Standart, never played it

Just saw some videos

[bleak warren]

i hate cayo

[sacred thistle]

But i love it

Cuz easy solo money

But takes time

😔

[bleak warren]

yeah im just tired of it lol

[blissful bison]

That pays like 1.2mil and split between 4 players

[sacred thistle]

Rockstar give us Casino Heist part 2 😩 😩 😩

[sacred thistle]

Im talking about the heist itself, not the payment

[paper pasture]

Anyone got solo public?

[bleak warren]

just make a closed friend session

[paper pasture]

Wanna do mc sales

Works?

[bleak warren]

yeah

[signal nimbus]

Bro rockstar are just evil geniuses

They won't do another casino heist tbh

They announced GTA 6 which means the game will be out in 2 years

2 years in which they gonna get like another 2 tedious businesses updates

Oh, and maybe the chance to buy a fucking cabin on Red Dead

[blissful bison]

Red dead is dead

[signal nimbus]

Bro I'm like

Honestly? It's a tuff thing to explain

[bleak warren]

who said paintings are better than coke thats just wrong

[signal nimbus]

But like GTA keeps getting them so much money and RDR2 has such a story that I almost can understand not doing anything else for the online Red Dead

[bleak warren]

i got 100k less by grabbing a painting instead of wed

weed

[signal nimbus]

But at the same time, there's nothing to really buy on Red Dead, so you don't really need money, just fuck around and explore

Tho one could argue there's not much to buy on GTA either, unless you mean the 4714th car that's slightly different from the old ones

[bleak warren]

true, theres really nothing to work towards

[sacred thistle]

I mean

[south glen]

Hey everyone

How y'all doinf

Doing*

[sacred thistle]

Unless GTA VI makes more money to Rockstar than GTA V, i don't think they will abandon it that fast

[bleak warren]

same

wait has expanded and enhanced released yet

[craggy yew]

whats a good way to make money at around beginner level

[bleak warren]

vehicle warehouse

bro in 2-3 hours my nightclub has made me 48k this is bs

[sacred thistle]

Do the 3 treasure hunts missions(if you really don't have anything)

[bleak warren]

i have 3 techs and the equipment upgrades

[sacred thistle]

Nope

March 14th i think

[bleak warren]

ok thats too soon

i was thinking maybe e&e online would be gta 6 online

[sacred thistle]

March 22nd*

[sacred thistle]

It will be the same thing as the PS3-PS4 Xbox 360-Xbox One port

But this time there will be "more"

[bleak warren]

""

it was wishful thinking

because if e&e was dropping around the end of this year i could believe that it would be gta 6 online because what has r* been working on since rdo

[sacred thistle]

Well, it should release on November 2021, but it got delayed

[bleak warren]

ah ok

[sacred thistle]

Once it releases, they will fully focus on GTA VI

[bleak warren]

well they wouldnt have the entire team working on e&e there isnt much to it but revamping textures and porting really

[sacred thistle]

And idk if there will be a GTA VI Online

Pretty sure it will not

[craggy yew]

also whats a good lvl and amount of $ to start heists

[bleak warren]

i doubt stats will carry over, it would ruin shark card sales

i bought the mule because i didnt realise it was a nightclub vehicle what can i do about that

[sacred thistle]

Depends i think
It's good to start when you have a good amount of (good)weapons and have already unlocked the super heavy armor

[signal nimbus]

It'll sell astronomically well, and its online will sell a lot of shark cards

[bleak warren]

literally

look at the sales chart for gta games

i would be suprised if they didnt make billions in the first month

[signal nimbus]

It'll break the sales record of any game before

[sacred thistle]

But what about the playerbase? If there are a lot of players on both games, it's really good for Rockstar i think

[tough spoke]

Soup

[bleak warren]

including tetris 😳

[sacred thistle]

And Minecraft 😳

[signal nimbus]

Cockstar are surely greedy etc, but they know how to build anticipation and make people literally crave for content

[bleak warren]

i feel like the servers are gonna crash or something lmao

[signal nimbus]

The fanbase is dying for something new, everybody is gonna buy the hell outta GTA 6

And kids are gonna buy shark cards

Hell, some GTA 5 fans became parents in the meantime and their kids will want shark cards

[tough spoke]

Gta pass probably going to be in gta 6

If it's a thing

[sacred thistle]

@tough spoke no youre not.

[tough spoke]

Gta season pass like cod and stuff

[vocal sun]

is it better to sell Special orders in the nightclub business?

[wintry heron]

👍

[bleak warren]

theres gonna be map updates like fortnite im pretty sure

[tough spoke]

You sure

[bleak warren]

bold of you to assume gta players could pull

[tough spoke]

Wrong person

[sacred thistle]

Yeah, that's because i don't have a bed

[tough spoke]

Dam

[signal nimbus]

Oooof

[sacred thistle]

Dam

[tough spoke]

Dam🦫

[signal nimbus]

Well GTA 5 was out in 2013, by the time GTA 6 drops it's gonna be like 12 years

[wintry heron]

Dam 🦫 you

[bleak warren]

how do i use the remote missle on the pounder

[blissful bison]

This mf under my bed?

[wintry heron]

Ur mom

[blissful bison]

I am alone

Don’t ducking scare me

Istg

[sacred thistle]

Youre being too positive

[hasty beacon]

dear gta
Stop giving me the fucking tequila

[wintry heron]

Wha

[thick nebula]

Damn autoshop missions pay well

[wintry heron]

How much?

[thick nebula]

130k if not host

[signal nimbus]

I like being positive lol

[flat dust]

Should I buy the déclassé granger 3600XL?

[wintry heron]

Damn

[sacred thistle]

Lol

[blissful bison]

@tough spoke are u under my bed

[wintry heron]

I have no idea what that is but yes

[tough spoke]

Yes

[thick nebula]

It's double money host get 630k, union depository

[blissful bison]

[signal nimbus]

Only way to get by as a fan of cock* games

[bleak warren]

wait those are usually only about 150k?

[blissful bison]

Stop scaring me bro I am home alone rn

[wintry heron]

[blissful bison]

[sacred thistle]

[signal nimbus]

Totally man

[empty whale]

is night club worth it?

[blissful bison]

No

[wintry heron]

Ur mom is

[blissful bison]

Yes

[thick nebula]

I played 4 missions, in the last mission somehow, i got 630k and the host got 120k lol

[sacred thistle]

Sure

[empty whale]

ok

[blissful bison]

It’s worth if u buy the terrobyte

If ur Trynna

[wintry heron]

Whats ur moms phone number

[bleak warren]

ive invested 2 mil into my nightclub today alone and i can say with certainty

[blissful bison]

Ducking suroacooext

[bleak warren]

it is not worth it

[sacred thistle]

4002 8922

[blissful bison]

Aut m mcoeeeyc

[hasty beacon]

union depository contract gives 600k

[blissful bison]

Auto correct

[wintry heron]

👍

[blissful bison]

Holy duck why can’t I type

[wintry heron]

Wha

[bleak warren]

yeah and its a scam

[blissful bison]

How’s ur mom doing

[bleak warren]

story mode UD gives 200mil

r* just doesnt like consistancy

[wintry heron]

Good and yours

[blissful bison]

[bleak warren]

when true online UD job 😭

[hasty beacon]

also in story mode UD was like the massive hit, no one has robbed it before
Now some small time criminals from a god damn car meet can just rob it

[wintry heron]

Wha about yours sister

[bleak warren]

yeah

[wintry heron]

I’m joking

[blissful bison]

U know what happened to her shut up

Frfr

Mf

[wintry heron]

Ik im asking how is she

[bleak warren]

i hope the last heist that r* adds to online before it dies to 6 online is a UD job that gives a reasonable amount for being the nations gold reserve

[wintry heron]

Not in a wierd way

[blissful bison]

She’s uh

Good

Yes

[signal nimbus]

They won't do that you know why?

[wintry heron]

Glad to hear that

[bleak warren]

shark card sales

[signal nimbus]

Not much that

[blissful bison]

[wintry heron]

I love shark cards

[bleak warren]

but if the games already dead and people are moving to 6 online then they wont lose too much anyways

[signal nimbus]

But they won't make something very good before releasing a new game, because if they do people might wait to buy the new thing

[bleak warren]

i think itd be interesting to se a day to day sale of shark cards before and after the famous tweet

[hasty beacon]

Doesn't change the fact that R* greedy as shit

[bleak warren]

well id assume they would release it after releasing 6 because i said after 5 online starts to die

[bleak warren]

yeah but itd be nice fan service

i wanna rob the UD >:(

[hasty beacon]

Hah
Imagine expecting R* to treat fans to anything

[signal nimbus]

This Franklin update in a sense made it seen that something was up because it's a big thing for cock* standards, it gave several new missions, interaction with Franklin, interaction with one of the most important musicians of the last 30 years, so in a sense it's the last big thing they will do for this game

[wintry heron]

I’m too lazy to read

[signal nimbus]

It doesn't get bigger than actually making Dr. Dre release 6 new songs

[bleak warren]

actually that and definitive might have been a cover up

[hasty beacon]

The enemies in the new missions are like god damn terminators

[wintry heron]

Yes 🙌

[hasty beacon]

Fuckers eat bullets like cereal and deal a ton of damage

[bleak warren]

them hiring previous actors and getting play testers might have been what theyre trying to hide

Literally

the final mission for the contract

the enemies will spawn behind you with shotguns

[signal nimbus]

I like it when it's difficult

[bleak warren]

lost multiple times to that

i like when its difficult, i also like when its possible though

[signal nimbus]

Yeah it's extremely difficult this time

Another thing that makes me think it's the really last thing they do

[bleak warren]

they wanted to tie up franklins story

[signal nimbus]

I actually can't think of which new business or small story they can come up with, unless it's something that has to do with Michael

[bleak warren]

if the new game is in lc they have to bring back niko tho

I doubt they would do anything with michael other than a cameo, he is out of the game and he makes that very clear thru out story mode

[signal nimbus]

Cause on GTA Online you worked for Trevor, then for Franklin, only Michael is missing
But Michael is happily retired and finally away from crime so yeah

Technically you have to do with Jimmy in the arcade stuff

So you also interact with the De Santa family in a way

[sacred thistle]

Jimmy is cleaning the toilets

Dunno how thats a crime

[blissful bison]

How’s ur gf doing oh nvm U don’t have 1

[signal nimbus]

It's good storytelling cause one is like, Jimmy finally got his ass up and went for a shitty job

[wintry heron]

You don’t have one either

[bleak warren]

😳

[sacred thistle]

Anyways, gtg now

Bye chat

[bleak warren]

yeah i feel like all the characters from story mode have had their stories tied up

franklin is successful, trevor is still a crazy drug addict in blaine county, michael is still a movie producer, jimmy finally got a job, lamar is still gang banging

[signal nimbus]

Yeah it's like, there's nothing else to do and it's too late to introduce new characters

You could say the story is over and the GTA online protagonist is one of the biggest criminals of all times by now

[bleak warren]

oh def

[silk knot]

and yet we’re still treated like nobodies

[blissful bison]

U did me dirty there

[bleak warren]

canonically owns many properties, has millions and probably has a networth close to a billion

[signal nimbus]

10 years ago he was doing small time shit, now he robbed banks, smuggled dope with Trevor, saved the world, owns the world, made Dr. Dre release music

[signal nimbus]

It's all part of the making ppl want more

[silk knot]

that’s a stretch if I’ve ever heard one

[signal nimbus]

Maybe

But the numbers speak for themselves, it works

[silk knot]

correlation does not equal causation

[signal nimbus]

GTA V/GTA Online is one of the most successful videogames ever

[flat dust]

Should I buy the déclassé granger 3600XL

[signal nimbus]

They're still selling a videogame they released in 2013, all they did since then is updates

[silk knot]

ya that’s not because they treat our characters like nobodies though lmao

[signal nimbus]

Wdym like nobodies?

[late jackal]

Yo

Wsg

[signal nimbus]

The GTA online protagonist is technically the strongest criminal to have ever lived, in 10 years they went from nothing to hundreds of millions following their canon story

[silk knot]

Yes but that’s not reflected by NPC’s

[left ruin]

the security pass mission level 1 for the diamond casino is broken i walk up to the door nothing happens

[silk knot]

none of the NPC’s are bowing to us as if we’re Al Capone 2.0

[left ruin]

anyone else have similar problems

[signal nimbus]

Isn't it? You can kill most NPC's with one elbow strike XD no big deal

[silk knot]

not what I mean

[signal nimbus]

But they shouldn't bow to you

[red atlas]

we do not care

[signal nimbus]

You're still a lowlife criminal

[silk knot]

huh????

[left ruin]

yo guys i need someone to help me with my question please

[signal nimbus]

It's actually a funny thing

[silk knot]

“The GTA online protagonist is technically the strongest criminal to have ever lived, in 10 years they went from nothing to hundreds of millions following their canon story”

are we a lowlife criminal or a criminal mastermind bruh

[signal nimbus]

The GTA Online protagonist is really a lowlife human with zero moral that only thinks about money

But at the same time a hero that saved the world

[red atlas]

he only thinks but doesnt speak

[signal nimbus]

It's obviously done in purpose to highlight the hypocrisy of society

[silk knot]

uh

ok?

[signal nimbus]

It's a great thing

[silk knot]

that’s cool but has nothing to do with what I was talking about

[signal nimbus]

They did some of the most incredible things to be ever done, but in order for them to not be sentenced with death penalty, nobody knows that

So yes, the NPCs don't bow down to them, because they don't know who that person really is

[wintry heron]

Instead of playing gta you guys should learn about taxes and how to make money by investing in stock

[signal nimbus]

Tho they might quickly realize that what they have in front of them is an above average skilled killer

[silk knot]

I got 50% of apples stock

[late jackal]

What?

[wintry heron]

Good sell when they are high

[silk knot]

Apple is always high

apple is apple

[wintry heron]

Not always

[late jackal]

Don’t ever sell

[silk knot]

diamond hands

[wintry heron]

I have study them

[wintry heron]

If you wanna make money then yes sell

[silk knot]

[late jackal]

Sell way later

[wintry heron]

No, you are thinking of crypto

[late jackal]

Yea wym?

[wintry heron]

Stocks u sell when they are high and can make you the most money

[silk knot]

nah

stocks are what you wear on your legs silly

[wintry heron]

If you want to make profit you sell your stock

[late jackal]

Oh ion know about stocks

[wintry heron]

Clearly not

[signal nimbus]

All that stuff is so boring bro

[wintry heron]

😑

[silk knot]

[wintry heron]

It can make you money

[silk knot]

no one here cares bro

it’s a gta chat

[signal nimbus]

I already work

[silk knot]

go to your fuckin stocks discord

[late jackal]

But you can also lose money

[signal nimbus]

You gotta know about economy

All the economy I knew was small drug economy in my school

And it been quite some years now