🚔┃gta-discussion

[fierce blaze]

Oh yah talking about actual tea

[quaint pivot]

Yes

[wintry heron]

Yes

[upbeat salmon]

Were you just watching?

[fierce blaze]

I prefer my tea dark with some honey

[quaint pivot]

Your done

[fierce blaze]

I also like Chai tea

[upbeat salmon]

damn gta discussion turning to tea discussion

[fierce blaze]

I like boba tea as well

[fallen garden]

Just scored an amazing free kick on FIFA

[quaint pivot]

I quit fifa last week man I play champs every weekend and get fuck all

[upbeat salmon]

nice

[wintry heron]

Who

[fierce blaze]

Never played fifa

[upbeat salmon]

you

[upbeat salmon]

same

[fallen garden]

I just play career mode because ultimate team is awful

[wintry heron]

Oh yes just watching 😁

[upbeat salmon]

You must feel weird then

[wintry heron]

Yes

[quaint pivot]

Yeah I’m not putting my time into ultimate team anymore the games a joke

[upbeat salmon]

The chat talking about T E A

[wintry heron]

Now we talking about fifa

[quaint pivot]

I have a 188 on fifa

[fallen garden]

Yeah the gameplay is awful and you gotta play like 20+ games a weekend and get terrible rewards

[upbeat salmon]

Damn i dont wanna get banned from this chat for talking about the wrong thing so bye bye

[quaint pivot]

What💀💀

[upbeat salmon]

I got warned last time for talking about the wrong thing

[fallen garden]

Y do u care about being banned

[wintry heron]

You can get banned for that?

[wintry heron]

Cause he don’t have a life

[upbeat salmon]

I got warned so maybe

[upbeat salmon]

Ye i dont

[quaint pivot]

Bro tgg wouldn’t do us like that

[fallen garden]

[quaint pivot]

😹😹😹

[upbeat salmon]

I spend most of the time either in the bed or a chair

[fierce blaze]

You can talk about different things but when it goes the wrong way is when it get serious

[quaint pivot]

Same tbh I got kicked from school so wtf do I do

[jade oriole]

how tf did u get kicked from school

[quaint pivot]

Anger issues

[wintry heron]

How old are you

[upbeat salmon]

I also got warned from mass ping

[quaint pivot]

Only 13

[wintry heron]

Damn I used to have anger issues too

[upbeat salmon]

Ah we have a trevor phillips here

[fierce blaze]

I remember getting expelled from school

[quaint pivot]

It’s not fun man it’s depressing as hell

[upbeat salmon]

I had to re do kindergarten

[quaint pivot]

I have no friends anymore

[wintry heron]

I used to be a model student back in high school

[upbeat salmon]

Cause i didn’t tf they were teaching

[wintry heron]

I’m sorry to hear that

[upbeat salmon]

What about idk internet friends?

[wintry heron]

😂

[quaint pivot]

Nah man it’s cool that’s why discord is a thing

[quaint pivot]

Hard to find them tbh

[fierce blaze]

I was on probation and failed

[wintry heron]

Yeah you can meet a lot of people here

[wintry heron]

What u do?

[quaint pivot]

My sleep schedule is 8am to 5pm

[fierce blaze]

Failed the drug test

[wintry heron]

damn

[fierce blaze]

Didn't know the devices xan tell difference between male and female pee

[wintry heron]

😂

[upbeat salmon]

Mine is 10pm to 7am during weekdays but 10pm to 9-12am in weekends

[wintry heron]

Mine is from 10pm to 5am

[quaint pivot]

I cba to get a good sleep schedule what’s the point

[fallen garden]

My sleep schedule is so fucked

[fierce blaze]

Now that I thought about it I should've said I was Trans 😩

[quaint pivot]

Fr I sleep in the morning

[upbeat salmon]

I get a good 12 hours of sleep in weekends

[wintry heron]

You should have lol

[jade oriole]

same i get 4hrs sleep on avg lmao

[upbeat salmon]

You guys have a hard time sleeping?

[quaint pivot]

I’m wide awake rn and it’s currently 1:40am

[wintry heron]

All the time

[upbeat salmon]

sheesh

[fierce blaze]

Oh well at least that's where I met my ex

[obsidian heart]

Sup

[quaint pivot]

It don’t help having a console in your room tho

[wintry heron]

Too much stuff in my mind

[upbeat salmon]

Dreaming is basically hallucinating

[wintry heron]

True

[fallen garden]

True

[wintry heron]

Nice 👍

[fierce blaze]

Also if you planning on selling weed at school make sure it doesn't trace back to you

[upbeat salmon]

You’d be fairly rich if you have a decent job with no kids

[wintry heron]

Ok thanks i guess

[quaint pivot]

Why tf would you do that in school

[wintry heron]

Why would anyone want kids?

[wintry heron]

Exactly

[upbeat salmon]

Best thing i sold in school was a lollipop for fries

[fierce blaze]

Cause I was dumb af you live and you learn

[wintry heron]

Like I said I was a model student back in high school

[upbeat salmon]

I actually have no idea

[quaint pivot]

Does that mean like well behaved

[wintry heron]

You were serious?

[upbeat salmon]

Like escort and muse?

[wintry heron]

Yes

[wintry heron]

😐

[quaint pivot]

That was hard for me man I can’t cope with teachers screaming at me

[wintry heron]

Bro fr

[upbeat salmon]

nvm

[fallen garden]

This chat getting weird af, I'm going to bed lol

[upbeat salmon]

My teachers are pretty chill

Just dont in their bad side

[quaint pivot]

Nah coz they act like there your parent it pisses me off

[wintry heron]

I once almost lost my patience on this teacher who all she did was scream at us

[upbeat salmon]

The bell dosent dismiss you i do

Then why tf is the bell there then huh?

[fierce blaze]

The way I sold weed was through a Coca-Cola bottle one half was Soda and behind the wrapper was the weed and top was another soda at the top it would look like a regular soda bottle but there was weed in between

[upbeat salmon]

Isnt that their purpose?

[quaint pivot]

I was a prick in school though tbf amount of teachers I screamed back at

[wintry heron]

What gives them authority over the mighty bell???

[upbeat salmon]

Is weed illegal in your country

[fierce blaze]

It was when I was in hs

[upbeat salmon]

Should i also be worried that there is a drug dealer in the chat?

[wintry heron]

Suppling weed to minors I think is illegal in almost every country

[quaint pivot]

You guys are so lucky you can wear your own clothes at school

[wintry heron]

Yes

[gleaming plover]

Except mine

[wintry heron]

I mean no

[upbeat salmon]

We have to wear a strict dress code

[wintry heron]

Yeah I hate the idea of uniforms

[fierce blaze]

I'm not a drug dealer no more just your average citizen

[jade oriole]

what's so bad abt uniforms lmao

[quaint pivot]

We have to wear uniform with fucking ties

[upbeat salmon]

Long sleeve polo shirt and long black pants with necktie

[wintry heron]

Damn

[jade oriole]

oh okay understandable

[gleaming plover]

rip

[quaint pivot]

Uncomfortable and makes you look like a twat

[upbeat salmon]

omg same

[upbeat salmon]

Or are you?

[wintry heron]

In the us we can wear almost anything that is not inappropriate

[gleaming plover]

We have no uniforms 🙂

College ftw

[upbeat salmon]

You could be selling cocaine for what i know

[fierce blaze]

We all make mistakes this one just happens to be a pretty bad one

[wintry heron]

You in college?

[jade oriole]

mhm just so happens

[gleaming plover]

Fullsail.

[wintry heron]

Yeah we all make mistakes

[wintry heron]

Nice

[gleaming plover]

Getting my BS in game design

[quaint pivot]

I wanna go college

[fierce blaze]

Honestly I rather have uniforms than no uniforms, that way no one roasts tf out of you for what you wear

[quaint pivot]

I wanna do that

[wintry heron]

What you wanna study?

[quaint pivot]

Coding

[fierce blaze]

Cs?

[wintry heron]

Nice bro

[quaint pivot]

School don’t teach you shit like tbat

[gleaming plover]

Full sail is worrh that

for that*

[fierce blaze]

You guys don't have computer science?

IT?

[quaint pivot]

Yeah but it’s so shit mate we have cereal boxes as computers

[gleaming plover]

Optiplex ew

[wintry heron]

Lol

[west surge]

Anyone that cann teach me gta im new

[gleaming plover]

think you mean can

[wintry heron]

cant?

[west surge]

Yea u right mb😅

[fierce blaze]

Damn that sucks, for us we had Mac computers

[wintry heron]

I recomend my good friend @upbeat salmon

[gleaming plover]

whats the podium vehicle thats white?

[quaint pivot]

Yeah if you die 100 times you get 20000 million

[fierce blaze]

Idk what they use now

[west surge]

Wait what?

[quaint pivot]

Yeah I’m not joking

[fierce blaze]

Classic infernus

[gleaming plover]

NO i thought it was the stromberg xD

dammit

now im sad

[fierce blaze]

[gleaming plover]

cause it looks just like the stromberg

[fierce blaze]

Stromberg was podium vehicle last year wasn't it?

[gleaming plover]

believe so I wasnt on next gen a year ago

I was stuck on ps3 cause i couldnt afford a new console

[fierce blaze]

Damn

[quaint pivot]

Bro ps3 is amazing

[wintry heron]

i need help with how to do the cayo finale solo

[gleaming plover]

OH bread you have a agexy right?

[wintry heron]

i can get to the vault no problem

[fierce blaze]

Yes on my main acc

[wintry heron]

but getting the secondary targets after is my problem

and escaping

[gleaming plover]

Bread why is it throwing me to a blue screen after i literally start the mission

I can send you a screenshot i took

[upbeat salmon]

I freaking hate toddlers they are the worst

[fierce blaze]

Get secondary loot first then go for primary

[gleaming plover]

DMs

[fierce blaze]

OK

[upbeat salmon]

Stop recommending me pls

[wintry heron]

i come through drainage tunnel though

[wintry heron]

Ok, i just thought you were the man for the job since you are the best at gta

[quaint pivot]

I recommend Zambo also

[wintry heron]

👍

[upbeat salmon]

Im not

[quaint pivot]

😂😂😂

[quaint pivot]

I thought you had everything in the game?

[upbeat salmon]

Convince guy im terrible at the game

[upbeat salmon]

Who told you that?

[quaint pivot]

thatguy he’s really good at the game btw

[upbeat salmon]

no

[wintry heron]

its my first run of cayo and ive had to settle for just the madrazo files

[quaint pivot]

Does anyone tbat had a ps3 miss lbp2?

[jade oriole]

your first run of cayo will always be madrazo files lmfao

[wintry heron]

ye but i mean like no secondary targest at all

[jade oriole]

oh

that sucks ig

[wintry heron]

idk how to do it

the guards just catch me everytime

still made 1.2 mil ig

[gleaming plover]

use assault shotgun

[quaint pivot]

You can’t get secondaries by yourself anyway you need a friend

[gleaming plover]

Ive never been spotted once or even caught

my fastest cayo time is 8:15

[wintry heron]

do you get secondaries inside the vault or outside?

[wintry heron]

Nice

[civic lion]

You can get secondaries by yourself ;-;

[quaint pivot]

Wait fr?

[civic lion]

Not in the compound tho

[quaint pivot]

Ohhh you can still get weed and stuff?

[civic lion]

Ofc

[gleaming plover]

outside but if you choose this method use the longfin

not the patrol boat

cause its slower than the tug .-.

[quaint pivot]

Didn’t know that man thanks

[civic lion]

how do you not know tho

[quaint pivot]

Coz I’m retarded

Can anyone run a casino with me so I can buy a arcade

I can hack in less than 10 secs

[gleaming plover]

I wish but my stealth is horrible

[wintry heron]

I could

Not today tho

Sorry

[quaint pivot]

No problem I just need a mil so I can get one

[wintry heron]

Can we do it tomorrow?

[quaint pivot]

Wdym your stealth

[quaint pivot]

Yeah I’m down what times do you get on again?

[wintry heron]

boys should i buy the autoshop?

[civic lion]

If you want to do the contracts

[quaint pivot]

I don’t recommend

[wintry heron]

From 3pm to 7pm US eastern time

i have 34 mil

[civic lion]

Up to you

[quaint pivot]

Right ok so 9pm for me

[civic lion]

You got the money anyways

[wintry heron]

If you have extra money, but if you don’t buy somthing that will get you more money

[civic lion]

You can grind it back

[wintry heron]

Yeah it’s that good?

[quaint pivot]

Yeah that’s fine with me

[wintry heron]

i go afk everynight with full supplies on all businesses

[wintry heron]

Perfect bro

so i can fill everything back up

so i might do

[quaint pivot]

Bro if I don’t respond tomorrow my discord has been hacked AGAIN

But I have 2fa now so hopefully I don’t

[wintry heron]

Oh damn hope that doesn’t happen

[sturdy adder]

oh thats why my research stopped

theres no supplies

XD

[gleaming plover]

rip

[quaint pivot]

I wish Xbox had discord instead of using my phone

[gleaming plover]

deluxo or mk2 opressor?

[quaint pivot]

Mk2

But deluxo more fun

[graceful plank]

after getting cayo perico and Grinding what should i do next?

[quaint pivot]

Oppressor is faster

[civic lion]

keep grinding

[graceful plank]

for what?

[gleaming plover]

Im doing stunts .-.

[civic lion]

For the stuff you want

[gleaming plover]

alr best stunt vehicle?

[graceful plank]

ahh okay

[quaint pivot]

Not sure

[civic lion]

depends on which class

[gleaming plover]

Loops and wallriding

and drifts

[quaint pivot]

Torridor is fun if you just wanna go up in the Air and do tricks

[gleaming plover]

20k if it blows up

[quaint pivot]

Scramjet *

[civic lion]

ahhh stunt vehicle I thought you're talking about the vehicles for stunt racing my bad

[gleaming plover]

No like going from building to building

stunt races are so long

I was in a stunt race someone hosted UNTIL I saw how many laps

[quaint pivot]

Yeah man I recommend the scram jet it can boost and jump

[gleaming plover]

He literally did 99 laps for a stunt race

[quaint pivot]

Bruh

[gleaming plover]

Theirs literally no point to 99 laps

unless your tryin a world record

flobber thats not even the worst part

He set the vehicles as Special .-.

And custom was allowed

[quaint pivot]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[gleaming plover]

So im literally in a Stock scramjet and i just sit their

cause 60% of everyone had custom cause of the rims and tire smoke

[quaint pivot]

Can you help me make some money bro

[gleaming plover]

what you willing to do?

[quaint pivot]

Literally anything

[gleaming plover]

cause I dont have an arcade

Wanna try the agency?

[quaint pivot]

Yeah I’m down

[wintry heron]

Man I’m so bored

[gleaming plover]

if it will even work

[wintry heron]

No one races

[gleaming plover]

YNWGhxst#8499

[civic lion]

Ima grind to fill up my 2 garages with faggios and fully upgrade them all :))

[quaint pivot]

Stay mad

[wintry heron]

Stfu

[wintry heron]

get your teenager ass out of here

[wintry heron]

How about no

[near vortex]

[wintry heron]

Chill bro u probably 12 or something

[slate olive]

Ok so which plane I should get

Hydra or rogue

[wintry heron]

Luxor delux

[wintry heron]

im six foot eight i beat your ass

Best plane in gta

[wintry heron]

Lmao

12 he says smh

[slate olive]

Or wait for a while and get lazer

[wintry heron]

U probably get no girls

[wintry heron]

i get kills tho

[wintry heron]

lol

[wintry heron]

Ok man fr chill it was a joke

We cool

[wintry heron]

im always chill

[wintry heron]

But u are

DEAD CHAT

[slate olive]

Bad plane

Cuban deluxe better

[grave knoll]

waste of money

[wintry heron]

How dare you

[wintry heron]

Nah best 10 mil you’ll ever spend

[grave knoll]

yacht?

[wintry heron]

Nah Luxor delux better

[grave knoll]

i mean

if u say so

[wintry heron]

Why would you want something you can’t drive???

Luxor delux 😎

[grave knoll]

Kosakta is 9 mil

[wintry heron]

Wha

I thought it was 2 mil

[grave knoll]

Fully upgraded

[wintry heron]

Oh well Luxor is still better

[grave knoll]

HUH

[slate olive]

Maxed out kosatka

[grave knoll]

yeah

[wintry heron]

It can take you a cross the map

Buy the Luxor delux today 😎

[grave knoll]

U can buy the original Luxor

[wintry heron]

And you will never regret it

[slate olive]

Buy nimbus or normal Luxor

[wintry heron]

Why would you settle for the original when you can have a gold version???

[grave knoll]

I just got 1.4 mil cayo perico solo

[slate olive]

Nimbus is 69696969 times better than Luxor deluxe

[wintry heron]

Gold=better

[grave knoll]

Agreed

[feral jewel]

Why do i feel like those opressors griefers are so weak lately

I got a guy who flew at me 15 times

[wintry heron]

Nice I’m happy for u 🥲

[feral jewel]

Ans failed to hit a rocket

[grave knoll]

In fact I actually griefed one like an hour ago

with my hydra

[wintry heron]

I lost 50k to a grifer two days ago

[feral jewel]

I don't need vehicles to grief them back.

a sticky bomb to the face works just as well.

[wintry heron]

And I am poor so that is bad for me

[grave knoll]

Yeah

If they fly close

[feral jewel]

And once they're down from their opressor

Just shoot them in the face a 100 times or so

[grave knoll]

U mean Depressor

[feral jewel]

Until they leave

Two days ago 3 guys actually came after me

All on opressors

Swatted them all down

Then they tried to kill me

In a 3v1

[long cape]

Hello

[feral jewel]

They lost

They literally kept trying to run me over with npc vehicles

I was having none of that shit

And then they call me a cheater.

Because explosive ammo.

xD

[long cape]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Hello

[long cape]

Hi that guy

[wintry heron]

Hey how are ya

[long cape]

Decent you??

[wintry heron]

Yeah same

[long cape]

You go to school or you a adult ????

[dense oar]

Average Cayo fan:
Average Diamond casino enjoyer:

[long cape]

I want a new hiest

[dense oar]

Same here

[grave knoll]

yeah doesnt anyone

[long cape]

Cayo so boring

[dense oar]

I wish there was a heist where we go to vice city

[grave knoll]

LMFAO

[dense oar]

Miami aint that big and vc is smaller

[grave knoll]

no i said that would be sick

[dense oar]

Oh

[long cape]

I've done it 200 times ngl

[wintry heron]

I go to law school

[dense oar]

I’ve only done cayo like 7 times

And it’s already boring

[long cape]

Well you got it lucky I've done it so many times that I have so much money I don't need it

[wintry heron]

I’m trying to save up for the sub so I can do the cayo heist

I’m kinda poor right now lol

[dense oar]

Not trying to be captain obvious but

The next heist

Will probs be doomsday part 2

[long cape]

Bruh hit me up on Xbox I will run you cayo you will have more than enough

[dense oar]

Since ALOT of people say avon/whatever the ai is called survived

[wintry heron]

No way really bro?

[dense oar]

Same

There’s a good chance he is

[long cape]

Bruh I'ma nice kid bruh some be so rude to me because of it :(

[dense oar]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Sorry to hear that

[grave knoll]

who

[dense oar]

Imagine you could launch a nuke after doing the doomsday heist hard criminal mastermind

[grave knoll]

If only gta was cross platform

[dense oar]

Ya

[long cape]

Makes me sad they say they are better but I FUCKING beat the when it was 1v5 they all lvl 300 and I'm lvl 70 and I almost no money and kill them with a bullup rifel

[grave knoll]

already is

[wintry heron]

Wow you must be good at the game

[grave knoll]

Well its a autoshop contract

[long cape]

Not to good but smart with the guns and good aim

[wintry heron]

Nice

Story mode

[long cape]

And made a sweat rage and he was crying before he left I was dying

[wintry heron]

How long have you been playing gta for?

[long cape]

1 year

[wintry heron]

That would be awesome

[wintry heron]

Nice, I have been playing for like 4 months

[long cape]

Nice how much money you got???

[wintry heron]

I have 900k

[long cape]

Dang what lvl???

[wintry heron]

I’m level 32

[dense oar]

Fun fact: i once saw a modder spawning lester npcs

[wintry heron]

Oh really 😏😏😏

[long cape]

Damn bro I got my first 100k when I was lvl 50 bruh you is lucky

[wintry heron]

Really? Wow

[long cape]

First mill at lvl 80

[wintry heron]

Wow

[long cape]

But when I hit lvl 100 I got 20 mil!!!!

[wintry heron]

Awesome

Bro u buy shark cards

[hard bronze]

just buy shark cards

[long cape]

Well if you got 900k and if I got a cayo for 2.1 mill you will extra

[jade oriole]

???

[wintry heron]

What u mean

[sturdy adder]

i got 6.1 mil

[jade oriole]

doesnt mean he bought shark cards lmfao

[sturdy adder]

wat should i buy

[wintry heron]

Can you help me?

[jade oriole]

i got 10mil by lvl 30 legit

[wintry heron]

Shark cards

[jade oriole]

well a friend did help me out but yea

[long cape]

What is you time zone???

[wintry heron]

US eastern

[long cape]

I'm northern

Us northern

[wintry heron]

What time is it for you rn

[long cape]

One sec

10:02pm

[wintry heron]

Bro same

[long cape]

Same zone then tomorrow at maybe four add me on Xbox @nerdo#1650

[wintry heron]

Ok will do

[long cape]

What's your Xbox user???

[wintry heron]

Nice 👍

[near vortex]

[wintry heron]

Good news everyone

Also your all gonna be very jealous of me very soon cuz I got a vehicle that everyone in this server was dying to get it

[weak tapir]

[wintry heron]

May I ask what?

[pale estuary]

anyone know how to stop from randomly crashing?

i have tried everything in every youtube vid but none of it has worked

[hard bronze]

he bought the luxor deluxe

[wintry heron]

Stop what?

[pale estuary]

from randomly crashing

[wintry heron]

Bro that is the smartest decision of your life

[wintry heron]

Crashing what?

[pale estuary]

like it freezes randomly then closes the game

[wintry heron]

Your car?

[hard bronze]

the game

😐

[wintry heron]

😂

[dense oar]

Guys option c/ending c isn’t cannon well kinda

Bc in ending c

[wintry heron]

Is it just gta?

[dense oar]

||mr cheng dies yet his alive in online||

Spoilers

Duh

[wintry heron]

What’s option c again?

[hard bronze]

ending c is canon

[faint merlin]

His death isn’t canon

[hard bronze]

they all live

[dense oar]

The cannon ending

[wintry heron]

Well it's the podium wheel vehicle from the casino wheel and yep I believe none of u have already gotten it

So that could only mean one thing and one thing only

I'm the most sexyist handsome person alive and my character is the the most sexyist character alive so that means

I won the pegassi infernus classic

Cuz

I'm sexy and I know it

[wintry heron]

Online takes place in the past

[dense oar]

How do you know?

[faint merlin]

Until gunrunning and later when it jump to present day

[wintry heron]

Rockstar said it I believe

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[hard bronze]

we can just buy it but good for you because you got it for free

[faint merlin]

A voice line said something about it being 2017

[pale estuary]

yes gta randomly freezes and closes

[wintry heron]

And Lester mentions your character in a story mode mission

[dense oar]

It doesn’t bc if so franklin would be older in storymode instead of being older in online

[faint merlin]

And chop is older now

Never forget chop

[wintry heron]

But after 2017 online is in the future

[dense oar]

Chop can’t die dw

His a god

[wintry heron]

@hard bronze I bet your jealous cuz I'm more handsome and sexy then everyone else

My beauty makes other people in here faint for me

[faint merlin]

Chop and the English queen are immortal

[wintry heron]

😎😎😎

[hard bronze]

[wintry heron]

After the casino heist online is the future timeline

[hard bronze]

ok?

[wintry heron]

Congrats

I'm sexy and I know it

[faint merlin]

Jug is sechsy

And so is Lester

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron no worries my friend you will soon one day become handsome like myself u will soon follow in my footsteps

Cuz u can't resist my beauty

😎😎😎

[wintry heron]

I hope so, maybe then I can get a girlfriend

@turbid minnow ur instincts did cuz they're dying to be handsome like me

[faint merlin]

F A G G I O ?

[wintry heron]

Ladies love me but...good thing I'm married to a model

🤣🤣

😎

[dense oar]

Omk2 🤮
Faggio 😎

[upbeat salmon]

Nft pfp

[faint merlin]

Anyone here want to form a Fathom FQ 2 Supremacy (suv in gta)

[wintry heron]

Pegassi infernus classic @turbid minnow

[wintry heron]

How do I get a girlfriend????

[faint merlin]

Find a girl

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron go to my youtube channel archangel2099

[tough spoke]

get one

[faint merlin]

And talk to them

[wintry heron]

I did now what?

[faint merlin]

And you will eventually have a gf

[wintry heron]

Ok

[wintry heron]

I am 20

And have never had a girlfriend

[rocky timber]

sup guys

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron I have a Playlist for the best medicine from the true love doctor himself

Nobody likes me

[wintry heron]

Hey

[faint merlin]

Talk to them

[rocky timber]

sad boi sounds

[wintry heron]

Thanks

Yes people they call me the true love doctor

[rocky timber]

well i do, like as a friend, uk like a friend, not tht thing ok ;-; so yea

[dense oar]

Guys if you buy a sharkcard you get a mod menu

[wintry heron]

Thank you 😏

[rocky timber]

[rocky timber]

[wintry heron]

I'm the true love doctor at your service everyone

[rocky timber]

[dense oar]

We do a little trolling

[rocky timber]

bruh like srsly

[rocky timber]

lmao

[upbeat salmon]

Old man

[wintry heron]

Cap I have bought countless shark cards and have not received a mod menu

[rocky timber]

oof

[wintry heron]

Ok fine I’m 19

[upbeat salmon]

Still old

[dense oar]

You gotta buy 1000 8m sharkcards

[rocky timber]

dam u suddenly smoller?

[rocky timber]

uh....ahem...coughs

[wintry heron]

@rocky timber my dear boy if u need to find true love to be true love to gain true love to earn true love to become true love u must find your inner self u must understand urself

U see my dear boy it's not that hard when u try

😌😌😌

[rocky timber]

...

[wintry heron]

I'm a professional 😌

I speak like a professional already 😌 with beauty

[rocky timber]

it would be better if u add some commas and full stops ._.

[rocky timber]

bruh dis guy englihs sock

[patent trail]

do people still buy sharkcards?

[wintry heron]

I just got my self into something that I can not escape from 💀

@rocky timber bruh u Crack me up right now

🤣🤣🤣

[rocky timber]

fr u dont look like an adult who is married...ur like a 12 y/o

[rocky timber]

💀

[rocky timber]

pple who buy shark cards after cayo are

rich

duh

._.

[wintry heron]

🤣 I'm dying from laughter my deer boy I said what I said believe what u want to believe ur choice not mine still I appreciate ur honesty

[upbeat salmon]

Ye sure dont know how you are still alive man you’re so old your back probably hurts now

[rocky timber]

u can die peacefully

[wintry heron]

🥲

[rocky timber]

that guy is old
jk

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron don't listen to them dear boy they don't see your true beauty

[upbeat salmon]

Calling you old man for now on

[rocky timber]

...

rip

[wintry heron]

😭😭😭

[rocky timber]

[wintry heron]

Thanks

[wintry heron]

Plz 😭

[rocky timber]

bruh stop with the dear boy pls ;-;

[upbeat salmon]

As a meme format pfp

[rocky timber]

btw i bought spiderman miles morales @wintry heron

fr fr

[wintry heron]

@rocky timber why my dear boy if u need a hug I'm here all u gotta do is ask

[upbeat salmon]

Spiderman 2 is coming next year

[rocky timber]

im askin to stop callin me a dear boi ;-;

[rocky timber]

yea but on ps5

and idh one

[upbeat salmon]

You gonna hug a screen?

[rocky timber]

tru lmao

[wintry heron]

Why I'm a professional good sir@rocky timber

[upbeat salmon]

You got one?

Nice

[wintry heron]

But I appreciate u

[rocky timber]

nope

[rocky timber]

g4u

[rocky timber]

[upbeat salmon]

Somebody is in a good mood

[rocky timber]

and the like rockstar has litrally announced a gta online 2

...

for ps5

so idk if ps4 will continue getting updates

@upbeat salmon u on ps4 or 5?

[upbeat salmon]

ps4

sadly

[rocky timber]

dam

when u gona get ps5?

[upbeat salmon]

Actually do not know

[rocky timber]

btw i dont think r* will suddenly stop updating gta online on ps4

[wintry heron]

Ight ladies and gents that's my que the true love doctor has to go spread positivity and true love to the entire globe anywho wish me luck sweet dreams everyone peace out love ya all

🙂🙂

[rocky timber]

ALOT of players play gta online on ps4

[rocky timber]

gn

yea i am

and getting a ps5 is pain in ass

nowhere stock

[upbeat salmon]

It took them like 7 years to shut down gta online in ps3 and xbox 3 i

[rocky timber]

yea

[rocky timber]

like when gta online on ps4 came out?

still pple used to play on ps3 for 7 years!!??

modders

console

:/

still u face alot of modders

cool

cooler

[rocky timber]

?? @upbeat salmon

[upbeat salmon]

What?

People use to ignore me then now people starts pinging me

Life

[rocky timber]

;/

bruh

im asking

like when gtao came out on ps4

did pple still used to play on ps3 for a long time?

[wintry heron]

@upbeat salmon Yo dude

[upbeat salmon]

What?

[wintry heron]

@upbeat salmon nothing i found u again

[upbeat salmon]

Some people still play on it ye

[rocky timber]

like did r* still have updates for ps3 even when gtao came on ps4

just tell me ...did r* stop updates for ps3 when gtao came on ps4??

[upbeat salmon]

People even still buy the ps4

[rocky timber]

yeaa just say yes or no @upbeat salmon

[upbeat salmon]

I dont know i only had a ps2

[rocky timber]

;//

[rocky timber]

bruh

[upbeat salmon]

Ye maybe?

[wintry heron]

I got the ps5

[upbeat salmon]

Nice

[tough spoke]

mint

[echo light]

Pusi

[tough spoke]

...

wussy with a p

[echo light]

Puse

[faint merlin]

Anyone want to make the fathom fq2 the new Faggio

[rocky timber]

@upbeat salmon here is a answer on reddit
There'll probably be a crossover period where they update both current and next gen consoles, before ceasing updating the current gen consoles (similar to what they done with last gen consoles).

[tough spoke]

oh yeah its immortal

[echo light]

[rocky timber]

suppp

start a convo @echo light :/

[echo light]

Damn ok

[rocky timber]

lol

[upbeat salmon]

That kinda sucks ngl

[echo light]

Who is a smartass here

[rocky timber]

yea

[echo light]

I have a question

[rocky timber]

but its better if they keep updating ps4 for a few more months

[upbeat salmon]

Yep

[rocky timber]

yo ass

[tough spoke]

no

[echo light]

How many months have 28 days?

[tough spoke]

all of em

[upbeat salmon]

febuary

[rocky timber]

so pple get a lil bit more time to buy next gen :/

[rocky timber]

12

[echo light]

Imagine this

[rocky timber]

lol

[echo light]

[rocky timber]

fr

[wintry heron]

[echo light]

22

[wintry heron]

4

[echo light]

U changed it hoe

[rocky timber]

joe mama

[wintry heron]

@echo light u need to do school again

[upbeat salmon]

Forcing people to buy next generation consoles even if its still so hard to get kinda harsh

[hard bronze]

they wont kill ps4 gtao immediately

maybe they will

[rocky timber]

fr frr

[wintry heron]

@echo light Karen hawk fails u

[upbeat salmon]

Your mom

[rocky timber]

yea perhaps

;/

flex

[upbeat salmon]

😐

[wintry heron]

I got ps5 fpr 938$

[echo light]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rapper-raper-angry-anger-gif-17002797

[rocky timber]

thts a decent price

[upbeat salmon]

unless i get a job i ain’t getting a ps5

[rocky timber]

lmao

[echo light]

I think you overpaid

[tough mountain]

ya boi been grinding

[wintry heron]

@echo light i did

@echo light but there wernet any available

[echo light]

You got scammed

[rocky timber]

unless i score gud marks i aint gettin a ps5

[wintry heron]

@echo light i overpayed knwingly

[hard bronze]

ill just wait for i don't know how long before buying a ps5

[rocky timber]

bruh here in india its always this much

[hard bronze]

or ill just switch to pc

because of the frames

[rocky timber]

ill wait till updaes stop

[echo light]

sometimes you can't just wait yk

[upbeat salmon]

Probably if the pandemic is over ps5 and xbox sx will produce more

[tough mountain]

cons are the modders if you're playing gta

i said it myself

[hard bronze]

yeah i know

[echo light]

Im gonna buy xbox S

[wintry heron]

@echo light bro it was my bday and the boys were coming over and i didnt have a console

[hard bronze]

do they do something about your ip though

or they just send it and do nothing

[upbeat salmon]

Not risking getting my account banned or get my ip tracked

[wintry heron]

welpp,r* didnt confirm it will be a free update for people on pc yet,i dont wanna buy the same game again

[rocky timber]

yep me 2

[echo light]

that sucks. Good decision comrade!

[hard bronze]

i got gta on pc anyway

i just need a pc to run it

[wintry heron]

@echo light i couldnt go the club due to corona that was my last hope

[echo light]

Or porn

Coulda worked

[upbeat salmon]

Are strip clubs closed irl?

[echo light]

Not your mums

[wintry heron]

im talking about what if they release e&e as a seprate game on pc aswell,all they say is coming to ps5 and xbox seriers x

[echo light]

[hard bronze]

whats better in e&e

i heard on next gen they get 60 fps

[rocky timber]

whats a e&e pls tell

[hard bronze]

seamless character switching

[upbeat salmon]

yellow license plates

[wintry heron]

rtx ,i have a 3060

[rocky timber]

with ray traysing ;-;

[echo light]

When i bought xbox one they said its next gen, now mofo changed it to xbox S,X

[hard bronze]

who cares about all that when you get 60 fps on console

[rocky timber]

lmfao

[upbeat salmon]

Idc about fps tbh

30fps is fine for me

[echo light]

U get more on xbox s, x and ps5 ig

[gleaming plover]

msi raider GE76 with RTX 3080

[hard bronze]

goddamn holy shit how does gtao run for you

does it drop frames

[upbeat salmon]

I don’t understand pc specs lol

[echo light]

I have intel 700 with 4GB ram

[hard bronze]

you have a good gpu

[gleaming plover]

16 Gb ram

[median saddle]

The stutter in GTAO never goes away

[wintry heron]

curretly max setting with around 100-110fps

[hard bronze]

golly

[echo light]

Ye well u said only feb has 28 days.

[wintry heron]

[upbeat salmon]

You have 28 days to live

[rocky timber]

u will easly understand if ur interested in pc

[upbeat salmon]

Well idaf about pc

[echo light]

I wanna be virgin then

[wintry heron]

its so simple to learn pc components,heck i even know how to bulid one

[rocky timber]

well then xD

[hard bronze]

my sister wont let me sell my ps4 for a pc

[rocky timber]

oof

[echo light]

That's one of the interview question i was asked before i got in Microsoft

[upbeat salmon]

Who bought the console?

[rocky timber]

[echo light]

[hard bronze]

my brother in law can teach me how to build

[hard bronze]

she did but with my money

[rocky timber]

bruh

[wintry heron]

[upbeat salmon]

Then you have the right to sell it

[echo light]

Youtube-in law can teach me.

[rocky timber]

slap her on her face and tell her its ma money

xD

[gleaming plover]

on max setting i get like 180-183 FPS

[wintry heron]

your on 1440p?

[gleaming plover]

Yea but on laptop

[upbeat salmon]

How to impress a girl

[echo light]

I'm a qualified tech from youtube university

[rocky timber]

fr fr

[echo light]

Show ur lilpp

[rocky timber]

bruh

[upbeat salmon]

“Hey there sugar i have a 6.90 kd”

[rocky timber]

bruh i still dont understand, girls like lilpp or bigpp @echo light

[gleaming plover]

Hey it was free with my tuition

[echo light]

Just change kd to inches

[upbeat salmon]

Oh that’s massive

[rocky timber]

wtf, u got a laptop which gives u 180fps on gtao with max setting !!?? for free

[echo light]

Depends on how rich are you

[upbeat salmon]

Too big for a girl cochie

[wintry heron]

she might consider you if this was in cod

[rocky timber]

[echo light]

My ex liked my lilpp

Yk i have nitro

[rocky timber]

...

u guys were gonna have sechs

bruh

[gleaming plover]

Im going to fullsail for Game design and im already going on my second year for a BS in it

[upbeat salmon]

You know the griefer is skilled if they kill you in a mk2 while you have imani tech on

[echo light]

Gonna? Lol you are kid

[gleaming plover]

so its free but the tuition is 66k

[rocky timber]

oh, so ur job is kinda related to games, understandable, have a great day

[rocky timber]

oh shit

dollars?

[gleaming plover]

yea

[rocky timber]

indeed i am

[gleaming plover]

and i have federal aid

[rocky timber]

;/

dem

[gleaming plover]

but it didint even put a dent in it

[echo light]

What's federal aid

[rocky timber]

@echo light ur age?

[gleaming plover]

federal aid is like a loan for college

[rocky timber]

yea

[upbeat salmon]

I encountered a glitch where trevor pants is down

[rocky timber]

;/

[wintry heron]

mans immortal

[echo light]

https://tenor.com/view/lucifer-lucifer69-luciferauction-gif-21825542

[gleaming plover]

you have to pay it back but ill be in debt for 10 years

[rocky timber]

oof

[upbeat salmon]

Smoll pp tbh

[rocky timber]

sheesh

[upbeat salmon]

Wait it isnt?

[rocky timber]

bruhhhh ;--;

[gleaming plover]

no thats part of the mr philips

[tough mountain]

morningstar

[gleaming plover]

after the jewel store job

[upbeat salmon]

His ass and dick is exposed is what im saying

[rocky timber]

;/

[bleak warren]

bruh i think lester also has fully modeled dick and balls but im not 100%

[rocky timber]

bruh there is a mission or something

[gleaming plover]

well he is fuckin ashley from the TLAD

[rocky timber]

where a few grandpas naked attack us, and u can see their pp, ngl its smoll

[upbeat salmon]

His pp isnt even circumcise

[gleaming plover]

LOL

[rocky timber]

yea lmao

[rocky timber]

[gleaming plover]

its cause of all the meth he does

[upbeat salmon]

I wanna do it again

[rocky timber]

bruh

[rocky timber]

sussy baka

[bleak warren]

pp conocer right here

[gleaming plover]

i dip a little bit into it so ik :3

[upbeat salmon]

Girls dont give a f about trevor’s pp tho

[bleak warren]

hes a business man

[gleaming plover]

I mean all my HS years i smoked weed in the bathroom /shrug

[rocky timber]

fr

[upbeat salmon]

Wife

[rocky timber]

but miguel's mom does

[bleak warren]

mini madrazo

[rocky timber]

mom*

[rocky timber]

why is he called mini madrazo??

[upbeat salmon]

Or you are talking about mini madrazo?

[upbeat salmon]

pavel

[bleak warren]

martin madrazo's wife, mini madrazo's mom

[rocky timber]

or does pavel just pronounce miguel as mini xD

[bleak warren]

he is madrazos child

[rocky timber]

ohh so like he is madrazo junior

wait miguel madrazo is his dad

and mini madrazo is the guy we see in the last cutscene

[bleak warren]

miguel is the child

[rocky timber]

and miguel's wife aka mini's mom fucked with trevor

[bleak warren]

martin is the father

[rocky timber]

wait is trevor miguel madrazo!!?!??

[bleak warren]

average story mode denier

[rocky timber]

lmao im just jokin

[muted frost]

[bleak warren]

i wish i could enter businesses with my car without storing it there

[rocky timber]

wait

migueal madrazo = mini madrazo
martin madrazo = miguel's dad
martin's wife/miguel's mom = fuked trevor
am i right

[upbeat salmon]

Best thing you do in the strip club?

[bleak warren]

yes patricia fucked trevor

[rocky timber]

hmmm ok

[upbeat salmon]

Shoot the place up

[rocky timber]

kill the striper

[muted frost]

A massacre

[rocky timber]

[bleak warren]

be respectful 🙂

[echo light]

See boo-

[rocky timber]

uh

coughs

[upbeat salmon]

Silent horny man

[echo light]

These ppl are toxic

[rocky timber]

lmao

[echo light]

Fuck you all

[placid hazel]

lol

[muted frost]

:)

[upbeat salmon]

Awwwwww boho

[placid hazel]

He's getting cyberbullied

[echo light]

[rocky timber]

guys if someone has a panther statue rn....should we trust them
i think there should be a rule in this server that those who have panther statue should go first, cuz they maybe just scamming pple right

[placid hazel]

[echo light]

Elaborate

[rocky timber]

like a few months after panther statue comes, those who have it whould go first

cuz they may be lying

[echo light]

Elaborate

[rocky timber]

tht they have panther statue

[placid hazel]

lol

[rocky timber]

so they should go first

[echo light]

How does that matter

Are you talking about something we dont know?

Elaborate

[bleak warren]

go first in what

[upbeat salmon]

Mask by dream is the best song tbh

[rocky timber]

im just askin

[bleak warren]

based

[upbeat salmon]

should be in gta radio

[rocky timber]

like is it like that....or should it be like that

[slender stag]

Aiyo NLG

[rocky timber]

Yo

sup

[echo light]

U talking about glitching hoe?

[slender stag]

[slender stag]

[upbeat salmon]

How did you guys react when you saw johhny get killed?

[rocky timber]

bruh

no

oof nvm

this annoying

[slender stag]

The lost?

Yeh

[rocky timber]

im just writing big paras

[slender stag]

I mean mc is a cool thing

[rocky timber]

and havin to delete them cuz u sayin smthin else

oof

[echo light]

Big paragraphs gives me jumscares

[rocky timber]

fr

[upbeat salmon]

ye

[echo light]

Made 4mil from auto shop

[wintry heron]

@placid thistle

[echo light]

[rocky timber]

bruh

[rocky timber]

no "change my clothes" better

its the song name ok

dont "sus" me

[wintry heron]

[rocky timber]

...

[upbeat salmon]

Change my size if you know what i mean 😏

[rocky timber]

bruh

no i dont

[wintry heron]

[echo light]

Yeah i know. I'll squeeze lemons

[rocky timber]

and i dont wana know

[upbeat salmon]

So true suck it till its dry

[wintry heron]

[echo light]

I tried that actually

[upbeat salmon]

Straight up finish it off

[echo light]

I tot she got preg-

[upbeat salmon]

You have a gf?

[echo light]

Who doesn't

[wintry heron]

He’s talking about his cousin

[upbeat salmon]

Boi what the actual fu-