#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Woooo
yep
Yeah some ppl got no life so they come up here
Guys wanna do hiest prep with me
The tb guy aint here tho sadly

how much money u all got?
Im at online school
same
But
It's hw day
Final day submission of hw and project
and im lvl 90

ok
I'm done tho so
Im free around 1-9
I have had 700k for the longest time
i had 5.5 mil for longest time
Ever heard of kostka?
does anyone know if MC businesses, bunker, and/or nightclub produce while in heists?
then yesterdayy i got 3.5 mil
Ok i font have anyone else cuz nobody joines the heist prep
Yes I am trying to get money to buy it
fk i hate gerifers
How?
Bro same
i would help if u were on ps4
cayoo
Yeah
Don't hate me plwese
cant even get out of lsia
Damn I need the sub for that
Arena war clothings are cool for me but expensive
too bad
ik
That's noob
just place heists in #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc and #💻〢casino-lfg-pc (but your Play Station version), and/or go on call for heists with you phone in the "quick job" section
Ik it’s so annoying
Just go off radar or pussive
Ok thanks man
Im very bad at landing helicopters
You suck at this gamw
The sparrow flips so easily
Same but I am worst at landing planes
@wintry heron i can help im gonna do some auto shop missions if u want
That is easy for me
Nice
never knew helicopters did cartwheels
lol
Do you play on Xbox?
cayo will get 250k-400k at 15% (higher if more) depending on primary/secondary targets, hard mode (whether or not), and elite (whether or not)
Yes hoe
Bro nice
I aint no pshit 4/5
Awesome bitch
I can’t rn tho
Sexbox
I like that
hosting the cayo heist yourself and playing solo will get ~1.5mil, playing with 1 other person at 15% will get ~200k more FOR YOU PERSONALLY, so it's always best to play with 1 other person to maximize your own profit (as well as helping other people)
Awesome
Reason why i got myself a sparrow in only 1 day and 12 hours
Yeah tomorrow I’m going to see if anyone needs help with cayo so I can make money until I can buy my own sub
I can do the cayo heist daily but sometimes i lose motivation to do so
Are the set ups hard?
so yeah save up for kosatka (2.2 mil exactly, with no extra upgrades)
no
Easy as a baby eating a lego brick
Cayo is sp boring
Nice
Ok ima save up
i want to help u but i cant im on ps4
I switched to auto shop for this week
i would gib 85%
Damn
I appreciate it man, don’t worry bout me
Got the sub for sale and thanks to the free 1 mil every month
alr
Is there any loot locations that dont have a 2 card swipe?
Main dock
That it?
Many more
main dock is best for solo
One last thing, do you need to be a good hacker to play cayo?
Not any on the mainland tho
Dont need any crew members lol
Awesome
You keep the money to yourslef
You can do it by yourself?
That’s awesome
Ye
Ofc
u barely need to hack
Its solo
1 hack = ur done
But duo is faster
Nice
And easy
it auto complete when u get the thing
I’ll probably do it duos m first time
Rubio’s security system is garbage cant afford proper security
Hello... I have a question: The Cayo Perico Heist, I know you need the sub but I was wondering if you need to be a CEO/MC or can I do it as a VIP?
Dont do it with randoms
Its 3/4 hacks from the safe room and 1/2 hacks from the tunnel type gate
Vip, Mc, Ceo
Oh ok I’ll do it with a friend then
Always find the gate keys and go into tunnel
Ok cool... I heard that is the best way to make money. Good money so yeah. Thank you.
They’ll always make it harder
You can actually, they dont even need to do anything
True just scream at the mic just to follow you
Or just dm them and ask them to follow
Ik I tried doing prison break set ups with randoms but they keep leaving 😣
That’s nice
I got many in casino so i gave up
They have trash wifi or jerks
I'm looking for a person willing to be on our journey to reach 1 bil by the end of the year
Yeah
Bro I know
What u mean
I hate when they wander off and get caught while I'm doing the hack in big con
Yee
lmao
Yeah 😞
Got a random invite to a casino heist so i accepted it and considering i have no idea what to do i just followed them doing anything they asked
They are the reason I can’t get the heist done
Did you run into camera too
No like i said i followed their path
Yeah That's better
So they were tazering the cameras
Just stay behind
And killing the guards
I need a dedicated teamate willing to do 3 heist for me and 3 heists for the teamate everyday until the end of the year to reach a billion
And i did nothing except loot
whos stupid enough to run into the camera 
Easiest money
I helped a random noob once and he quit on me when we got out after like 5-6 restarts fucking WHORE
Level 5 
Sounds nice I would love to but I play on Xbox
Many
fair
why cant yall j get friends to do the heist instead of relying on randoms then
You can run past the camera but to go into it and stay there is a different story
I don’t have friends
That sounds like a job
My friends are broke and cant buy a ps4
Damn
And they only play cod mobile
oh, same!
Nobody's that broke, they just have different priorities
My friends and i have different working schedule so it's rare to play with them
They also do tiktok
💀
Im at highschool mate
You mean they do tick tock videos?
So u gotta be broke?
yo wussop guy
Yes…….
💀
I got it as a gift
What’s up bro
all good
Nobody gifts me anything
I remember hs, back when there was no mk1 just tanks and hydra 
Nah i bought my own game
bruh
I got my xbox with my money
back when the game was boring
Only cost more that P2000
me 2, gta was a gift, but GOF and spiderman miles morales was cut from my monthly pocket money
My parents said its a waste anyway
It's was funny af screaming into the mic to rob a store quicker
what teammate?
Now imma buy xbox S when GTA 5 comes out on them so that i can migrate
Does your mom buy stupid things and your dad too?
Lol good luck when you get one
Broski aboutta have his IP pulled by multiple players
Sometimes
I'm still waiting for the ps5 restock 😩
I still cant roast my parents or im getting my butt kicked and im sleeping outside

Same
Ask them if their a waste
bruh my mum spending so much money on clothers just cuz she goes to school and wants a fresh dress, cuz all of the others are boring...and when i ask a game a little bit cheaper, she rages on me 
exactly
thats the problem
if we give our reasons they say that i talk back to them
Sounds like you need a new mum
My mom is smart decision maker. She said my ex wasn't right for me. Damn she was right
Such a mom lmao

I actually slept outside once lol
and then my playing on that day gets cancled
i was locked outside in my balcony

by my dad
Damn how high is the balcony
Damn
4th floor
I decided to leave the house twice ror so. Packed my bag n shit and then just waited for my parents to stop me

Try to threaten to jump

When I was little I asked my mom for a game, she said to ask my dad then my dad said to ask my mom
bruhh wtf xD
Your dad would probably unlock the door
same lmao
Bro same
Guys this isn't "FAMILY DISCUSSION"
My mom buys me anything i want if i get good grades or its my birth and christmas
Nice
like 10rs is like a few penneys in India, my mom thinks putting money in game is "gambling"...even tho its a permanent stuff, gambling has a risk to loose it right, then how tf is that gambling if its a 1 time purchase and i have it forever
Dom torreto: Did someone say family?
same is with my dad
but my mom gets angry
...
Nothing is more important than family
True
my dad said i would get a ps5/PC if i dont loose more than 5 marks in each subject
👪
i buy my own stuff
me no family but dont care
But screw strict family
I played gambling with some cents
.-.
Damn that's Tuff
fr
My parents don't really care when it comes to buy anything as long as you earned it
I like potato
same
Cant let my sister know his christian brother is swearing in discord
Every after school I had to go to work with my dad
Damn
She’s a tattle taler
Same with my sister lol
Did the middle finger? Nah my sis is gonna tell
imagine having parents that are alive
Oh damn I’m sorry
Unlikely considering i can just change the passwork
U can't have dead parents
Bro think about what you are going to say before you say it
I'm very open to my parents so it's not really a problem
What did i say
bruh
bruh im late for class
And plus I say that's payback for comparing me to other relatives 
My bad I thought you were going to make some stupid joke out of it

sh-t happen in life
My sister tried to kill me once when we were kds
Yeah my parents are always comparing me to my cousins
Your parents are no more? Im sorry bruh
Wha
Yeah it's mad annoying
🥱
I get compared to the neighbors kids
Consider me your dad :) 
its ok i dont care anymore
same, and when i compare tht myself she says stop comparing urself ;-;
Same me and bro were jumping on sofa mid air he pushed me off haed first but it was an accident
like wtf
My brother in law always talk shit about his parents in front of them cause they don't understand english
hurts man
Lmao
bruh
Imagine getting compared
I'm always sweating when he talks shit brub I be feeling like they notice 
sed :(
Imagine not having a girlfriend
fr dude
Because they play basketball which is apparently manly
Anyone heist prep PS4 pls

Good thing is my mom doesn't compare me with anyone. Im doing well in 20s
I play basketball and there is nothing manly about that
I hate masculinity in the philippines
Imagine having a ex who still texts you as a friend

😭😭😭
Why bro 😭😭😭
sad
Ik 😭😭😭
That's good, my parents are introverts atm so most of the time they are chilling somewhere
Imagine not having caring parents
😭
You got a nice family
Hope they care about you tho
dam epik
SAME
Mine don’t 😐
its nice
;/
Bro I’m sorry if we are making you feel bad
it all g
Does anyone wanna play heist prep pls jail brek
Well when im doing a heist and my mom be like finish this meal. Im like yeah wait I'll, she's like pause it and finish it first.
U sure?
Im like......
is the panther statue still in the game?
Yeah they care, I may be far away from them I always keep in touch with them everyday and as you grow older you start appreciate things more often in life
bruh
Sometimes it's the other way around 
I should stfu before @tough spoke gets depressed
yah its not like their alive
U should
how old are u :(
yes we should
Damn that's good. You made me remember that song.... U gonna guess ?
Im 8 years old
is the panther statue still in the game?
;/
almost adult
Wha
Fuck off from discord
I need 100k more for mah boy Pavel 
Damn
oh
Been using discord since i was 5
7 years I think right?
is it in game
I don’t know what that is I’m sorry
I’m new to gta
I am also kinda dumb sorry
Lvl?
32
mint
damn im lvl 58
Ayo breaking discord tos? 
Nice bro
dam im 62
noob
I also use twitter when i was 2
I'm 243 on one acc and 90 on PC and 52 on my alt
Nice 👍
Beuh
lvl
Thought you were 62 years old
I’m 16 lvl
oh
😑
dam the topic changed so fast
nah
Nice man
on pc im 322 xbox im 84 i think
im 17
i just went to get some water
I would've been higher on PC but I gotta go get my PC from my parents place
I know bro
Nice
i just grabbed some water and lmao wth
@wintry heron that’s not nice that’s so freakin bad
I let my sister use it for uni
Nah we all started somewhere
I mean ye it’s true
Damn that's crazy I see the grind
well its a shared acc
Why did i move here? I guess it was the weather
Especially how slow it is to rank up when you reach 200
yh why
No and i will never have one
Same 😭😭😭😭
Just wondering
I actually dont want a gf
Nice 🥲
its not hard ive gotten asked out at least 30 times
@wintry heron I don’t know
Boi she wants attention but i want to give attention to rubio’s island
Damn 🥲
@wintry heron she started talking to me I talked to her
lol
No body talks to me 😞
bro bro how old are you
@wintry heron don’t worry it will happen
I’m 19
im 15
Gfs just want attention and its a waste trying to find the perfect one
I’m 13
Damn 😔
Whaaaaaaaa
Yessir
But none of my friends is 13 everyone is 21
Bro how do you have a girlfriend you have to teach me
i found the perfect 1
@upbeat salmon bro that’s not true I’m a golfer and I only meet her in tournaments
ur 13 ur not going to tournys
I’m happy for you 😭😭😭
Damn you have a life?
@neat surge do u u der stand the meaning of junior go,f
ty<3
@neat surge as a matter of fact I wanna be a golfer and a ufc fighter
Nice man, aim for the stars
same
for ufc
Sheeeeeesh
Pfft look at this loser who has a life and wants to succeed
Cat's in the cradle.. You should listen to it
Ik right, having a life is soooo overrated
@upbeat salmon what do u mean having a gf makes ur life?
@upbeat salmon I want to take care of my parents instead of my parents taking care of me
Same
my dad was a boxer He was the top of his game he had to stop cause of health my grandpa said he was the best hes ever seen next to the pros
@neat surge nice
Nice
@neat surge my moms uncle was a national wrestler
@neat surge and my moms grandfather was a warrior
@wintry heron are you new to gta?
Ey you can hold the text to reply instead of pinging
@wintry heron yes
Nice
Ok
Not if their entitled
Yeah see
How do u know
Wanna make a easy 1 mil?
You can’t expect to be level 150 when you just start
if i dnt make it to the ufc im going for the military if i dont make it there either im going for computer programing
cayo heist
any good cars?
@upbeat salmon nope cuz wasted some on clothes and tats too
I don’t I meant “ you see”
rip
Ok
BOZO 🤡
Could’ve bought a armored kuruma
I have 400k
Karuna
thats 500k without of being done the flecca job
Seggs
Did i ask?+ ratio
dont buy kuruma than
Same
You already have an armored so nice
in some ways
I got duke for free
I got it free too
same
I got Turin’s o r free too
nice
its cause yall have a social club acc linked up
I had Meade the coolest truismo r ever but a guy destroyed it
Then I made another but not as cool
call mmi
if it got destroyed
We expect the unexpected
I don’t even take out the tourism o now
tourism
turn it off
NOT FUNNY
its the n word
Yeah yeah whatever
Nigeria
sorry its A n word
Rdr2 has a moments that make me feel sad :(
Its the n word he didnt complete it
Peter, You’re struggling to have everything you wanted while the world tries to make you choose
nuggets
Stop being a fuckin bully
no
A seven foot frame
neighbor
My interest in movies are so weird
@upbeat salmon oh u be watching porn
😂
Im caught red handed and im not 18
Lmao
He said a fucking nono word

hello
Step bro im stuuuuuuuuck
naega byonhae
STOP
What are you doing step bro UwU
yamete
Daddy its too big for me
Tf
y'all weird
I watch disney movies to literal dark gorey movies
wtf is going on here
Bruh
I dont want a gay chat again
weirdos
You watch gay porn?
No
Cap
This fuckin chat was full of gays yesterday
Im the only one then
Bro i uave a girl
cap
Have sex then
Im 13 idiot
lmao
Man made rule tho
and you have a girl? tf
Aint like the world said babies cant have sex
its not illegal
me too💅🏾
IF you dont get caught:)
Anything is legal if there is no cops
If you’re home alone then yeah
anybody online and wanna run missions?? I need money 😭
So just start banging anyone
whatt??
@upbeat salmon oh i drive a fuckin bike rn
BOZO 🤡
@upbeat salmon u ask
I didn’t
👍🏾
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
ping
To crash
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
Please stop
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
The gaming cock 😈
Mike hawk
@wintry heron
Ok im here
@wintry heron
😈
@wintry heron
Just stop
@wintry heron
@wintry heron
😩
@wintry heron
@wintry heron deez nutz
@wintry heron
Whats ratio
@knotty harness u a real femboy?
@wintry heron
U know that fuck this
I'm the femboy yes
Bruh
UwU
Tatakae
Hi
its Tatakai
Nah
Back then i used to vomit everywhere
Google it you lol aot kid
Hmm and?
Also vomited to my sister
Why
Bruh and?
Mental Illness I guess
This is tooo much mf
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
He's lying
Im not
And took a poop last year that look likes nuttela
and vomited and the vomit looks like massive diarrhea
Just stop
fine MOM
Someone give me some yt video ideas
How to date your own sister
Make good thumbnails
I said video ideas
I think my hamster were from alabamas
The mom hamster mated with their son to make babies
How to date your sister in 5 minutes (Gone wrong) (sex started)
How to cook a cat
just be a freemode hero 
Maybe gta content
Asmr eating a cat
or like go play freeaim and fight barcodes
Comedy/skit

Getting all the strippers to like you
rob eversingle bank in gta with a faggio without dying
with the uber mirrors faggio 
I can't rob a bank
rob all the stored on foot
you can rob corner stores
yes
Very good idea tbh
Yeye

the faggio mod is like 50k
50k i think
you need the faggio mod for the mirrors
without dying tho

And 2 khanjali tanks
and 1 lazer 
5 annihilator
just in a populated lobby with randoms
10 barcode usernames
How to get the faggio mod
Wtf is going on here
And 3 guys trying to kill you
san andreas super autos

San andreas car shop
its on ssa,then ls customs
buy the faggio MOD
Got ya
Making the man famous
Dont know how many times i touched my sister’s boobs in accident
not every 3+ kd is a grifer
,i got that as i killed people who tried killing me
Just join a lobby full of mk2
i got a positive kd just by fighting back 
97% of them are
im still getting like 2 kills above them
3% are the anti griefers
and im trash at pvp
i don't even know how to rng and im bad at sniping 
another idea?
gave up so easily? 
Run people over with a dodo plane
How tho
Just play read redemption 2 instead
kill griefers 
No, I need tons of ideas
rdr2 is trash
Heist trolling?

Arthur’s death didnt matter

The story is so terrible i wanna vomit
Good idea
Kid thinks rdr2 is bad 
he went 9-1 against me 
Tell me are you 11?
i think he meant online
what the fuck 
yes
He said the story is
Story is bad
skipping stephen 
Makes sense 11 year olds think good games that aren't GTA or Fortnite suck
he probably skipped the cutscenes lets not pick on him
LOL

And the movement is like a dead grandpa with cut legs trying to crawl

Rdr2 is trash and micah being a rat is so cliche
Even Cod 3 was able to do that with grenades
Literally
Ok so I have 5 video ideas anymore?
what are they
And john is such a baby like bitch its just 15 bulltes
Fortnite is trash same thing every season just new season and map changes
Dms
yeah cutscenes and gameplay doesn't make sense at all
And i totally didnt play the game for 8 times
Arthur > Pavel
so true
Pavel is better than arthur
He is such a baby its just a little cough

Rdr2 takes more skill though
You actually have to aim without ur booty zoomer 10K's
Its opposite day now mf
No he doesn’t


Lester takes more money than Pavel
I didn’t bang your mom last night
Nobody gives money more than el rubio
laughs in rdo paint in black
Well he doesn't volunteer tbh
rdo has more content than gta online
idk why i hate paint it black but i run it 

That’s the marking left?
hello guys
frick off
Including gta rp or no?
yes
You sure?
nobody loves you in the chat
guys @upbeat salmon claims to be a Dream Stan and is Dream sexual
Yes

ok and?
hello kids
holy shit
sup
anyboy on pc wanna play together??
Yes i want daddy dream to bang me
Theres a lot of rp yters tho
;-;
i dont understand gta rp
ayooooo 
Seems fun tbh
unlimited b2bs anyone i got pink diamond 2 gold 1 cash 1 painting
i think its just a waste of time 
what fun is there when I cannot blow up people with opmk2
so wait
gta rp
is like real life
Admins are worse than R* moderation systems 
I mean idk
but players who play gta rp probably dont go outside
if its like real life, I will just play the actual real life instead
His mask video is so good
he suck
Very true tbh
ok his songs are gud
so they treat their gta rp life like real life 
but the content is boring :/
Daddy dream can always stab me anytime;)
KSI is so much better according to you 
Buttttt it is really life when u have 2million subs doing it so ye
kids these days
dayum, just knock on door
in this video, i coded it so i can hear my mommy wrestle with daddy at 3am in the morning
um. tbh yea :/
Ksi is funny, and a decent boxer but music just isn't there
not so much
yeahhhh i mean i wouldn't complain about 5 minute respawn times if i earn money by playing 
a few songs ok fine, but rest are nah
Bruh NLG still alive af
RDR2 but John actually stays
but yea he funny
fr 

True no one would
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According to today's video Dutch will be raiding your home and loot it
Wow



Ok guys I need 1 more video idea plz
Banging my sister when she is playing gta 5

First Hosea will be distracting you and Arthur will loot and Dutch will come and set your home on fire

Not when i do it first
@echo light
kinda like what happened to sadies house
proceeds to rob my own place and burn it
Yes
Is there gta rp on ps or only pc?

I figured but never really looked it up lol
ive received like phone invites though
Ah 6 video ideas thats nice
Same tbh
i wanna try to learn how to rng though

but i think its useless in freemode because everyones just gonna use snipers anyway
How do I switch characters in gta?

Hold down on D-pad ._.

I meant online person
oh
Like I want a new dude for a yt vid
Oh not possible 
you can create one again i think
Its possible tgg did it
Hey guys i was wondering what you guys recommend me buy with my cash warstock vehicles
Ight thxs
kosatka if you dont have it yet

Already got it
buy the blazer aqua 
Options, online, swap character
7 video ideas
Thanks
Lazer or hydra
:)
f off
hydra
how mch ya got
3.7m and farming for more

alr u have oppresoor mk2?
Yep
Yep
Yessir
get a vehicle
will u buy from southern san andreas?
got 80m and spent it all on cars
lol
lol
i got 10 mil
I got 107 million
spent 20 mil on cars

Idk tbh im not the type to go around with luxury cars
im asking supercars or muscle cars
breh
How much time will it take me to make a billion in online?
100 hrs
10 years
||Me waiting for the kids to call me a no life because they can't be rich because they spend all their money on cars||
lol
ikr




