🚔┃gta-discussion

[near vortex]

🙄

[mint zealot]

The world is spinning

[sturdy adder]

i got the moc + vehicle workshow

workshop

now what i do

[slender stag]

Nice

What vehicle warehouse?

You rich?

If u rich just change ur bunker to research

[sturdy adder]

its in research

fully

as u can see

cayo

[slender stag]

Then u get new mod weapons and upgrade for ur moc too

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/good-job-nice-one-thumbs-up-gif-16466134

[sturdy adder]

i have the weapon and vehicle workshop

so wat now

[slender stag]

Nice

Just set ur bunker to research

[sturdy adder]

i get nightshark?

[slender stag]

If u want

[sturdy adder]

it is set to research

[slender stag]

Nice

Just wait for it

For ur weapons mod of course

Like if u want to get nightshark why now

But I kinda say no bout that

Like for what

[winter sedge]

Hey can someone help me with finding nice last team standing maps like rpg vs cars type

[slender stag]

Damnn

I can't rn

[winter sedge]

Anyone else..I just want to bookmark it so I can play with my friends later

Is there anyway to play without the invite ...like the one you want ..

[wintry heron]

Snipers vs runners is better

Just search google

so i was griefing ppl and some nice guy inv me too a cayo and gave 85% i guess he know griefers cant make money without violating their code ill never forget that guy

[winter sedge]

@wintry heron I'll look into it..thanks for the recommendation

[wintry heron]

Spam snacks and people will get salty

[near vortex]

Bruh

[sturdy adder]

very formal lolzlzlzl0asloalodlasodlasodlosdflfoDWjfui9 aerpgo;kanerihojkn ihrjskdnmvrkldfnh ukhgtjn hirjozdb

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[wintry heron]

ah the real reason ppl use rebreathers lmao

[winter sedge]

What you callin a nice guy is probably a hacker

[charred ether]

Young money

[wintry heron]

?

[sturdy adder]

my laptopapsdioaskfaispasjdoatyping

onioasfkjknfajokslitsoioasnfosdnown

on its own

a

[jade oriole]

what code lmao

[wintry heron]

Scuba > rebreather

[charred ether]

Fact

[wintry heron]

no he just was a nice guy that gave me 85%

Save scuba outfit

[wintry heron]

rebreathers let you snack spam without the animation

Umm running does too

[winter sedge]

Eeeem...a hacker most probably

[wintry heron]

to not grind

[jade oriole]

owh

cool

[winter sedge]

Any hacker here?

Well if I came out on this server that I wa a hacker..will I be kicked out?

[wintry heron]

maybe cayo glitch but im not on pc so i dont deal with hackers

[mint zealot]

Coming out as a hacker, truly an act of bravery in these uncertain times

[wintry heron]

ok lesbian from outer space

[winter sedge]

While you are griefing about not able to make money...people making millions every day with hack..and not getting banned

[mint zealot]

Okay hackggot

[fervent turtle]

Lmao

[winter sedge]

I identify as a hacker...use the right pronouns please

[wintry heron]

lmao

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-rock-rockcustom-sam-gif-24643451

Your brains would make a for a nice, shiny coat of pink paint

[glossy oracle]

Bro I complete the elite challenge in Cayo perico heist and didn't got the money of elite challenge

[nocturne shell]

How much will the cayo heist give max solo and max with a squad?

[mint zealot]

Yes you did

[glossy oracle]

It's happens with me all the time can someone tell me how to fix this

[wintry heron]

bro leave him alone hes just playing the game how he likes

you cringe grinder

[mint zealot]

Don't associate me with those stupid grinders

[winter sedge]

It's time to get into the hacking world bro...let's be honest..it's a complete sh*tshow now gta online...

[wintry heron]

imagine grinding in 2022?

[dusk plinth]

Im ok with you being a hacker,but just dont get other ppl banned

[winter sedge]

Yeah..like shit...

[winter sedge]

I'm not a hacker...I was just messing with y'all

[wintry heron]

sus

[mint zealot]

[feral jewel]

What's the best way to lvl up toughness?

[mint zealot]

Punch npcs

[winter sedge]

Alright alright...but I don't do the wrong stuff..I just reinvest

[wintry heron]

do exercise lazy ass

[ionic abyss]

How are they stupid exactly just wondering

[wintry heron]

retarted stupid

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[ionic abyss]

🤨

[ionic abyss]

Lol

[wintry heron]

its the truth

[ionic abyss]

||me thirsting to use the orbital cannon on someone||

[jade oriole]

imagine playing this shit game in 2022?

[wintry heron]

that sweet 1-0 makes me crazy

[mint zealot]

Imagine using your imagination to imagine yourself imagining using your imagination

[wintry heron]

im a slave to r*

[jade oriole]

agreed

[ionic abyss]

Barcode

[wintry heron]

r* wants me to increase shark card sales i must obey

[ionic abyss]

[wintry heron]

Yes?

[mint zealot]

If you don't buy sharkcards then the poor indie company known as Rockstar will go bankrupt :(

[ionic abyss]

What's it like destroying someone's cargo

[wintry heron]

ikr

[ionic abyss]

:(

[chilly sequoia]

R* really makes us fly to Cayo in a fucking velum

Out of all the planes

[mint zealot]

It makes sense though, from both a story telling and game play perspective

[wintry heron]

imagine flying to cayo perico in b11

[chilly sequoia]

I kinda like the velum's design tho, but it's just so slow

[wintry heron]

the thrill of destroying hours of hard work feels amazing the hate messages just make you feel powerful because you just destroyed hours of hard work and made someone so mad at the tap of a few buttons

[mint zealot]

And by game play I mean making the game play loop so slow, repetitive and tedious that players will be more likely to spend real money on micro transactions

[wintry heron]

and plus 2k

[chilly sequoia]

Tru

[jade oriole]

and the 200 ammo on every gun

along w the 2 c4's, proxy mines and rockets

[copper iris]

on repeat intels (getting intel during the same heist) you can go to the hangar and get the plane you used on your first reconnaissance. So why do you have to trash that plane after every heist?

you should also be able to keep the prep stuff you obtain but dont use

[wintry heron]

less goooo a few more sales to destroy and i can have max rpg ammo

bruh sucks griefers make r* so much money yet they shit on us by adding imani tech and still not buffing cargo griefing pay

dude

[wintry heron]

yes

i got this braindead guy

to do casino with

[chilly sequoia]

Yeah, apparently el Rubio can track us down through our equipment even though we don't leave it at the island?

[copper iris]

ill buy reverse shark cards, ill pay them 8 mil in game for $100 USD

[copper iris]

same thing happens on the casino heist

[wintry heron]

but is unable to save his fortune from us

[wintry heron]

u a smart mf

[copper iris]

el rubio knows about our casino heist

[wintry heron]

el rubio should just give us pink diamonds cus he has infinite money

[wintry heron]

bruh even if he does track us down we can just respawn xd

[copper iris]

el rubio is spanish for the ruby i think so he should have a giant ruby as the biggest prize, but no it's a diamond (or sapphire panther)

[wintry heron]

Rockstar should give us an mission of killing him and occupy all his business and earn money

[chilly sequoia]

Lmao what

Rubio is blond

[copper iris]

(its a joke because rubio is blond)

[mint zealot]

El rubio is Spanish for the blonde

Because he's a blonde guy

[chilly sequoia]

Ahh thought you were serious for a sec

Lmao

[copper iris]

that is a grammatically incorrect sentence

[wintry heron]

juan strickler

[mint zealot]

I'm gonna make your mother moan grammatically incorrect sentences

[copper iris]

blond is male version, blonde is female version (in english)

[chilly sequoia]

😳

[copper iris]

you're a necromancer?

pog

[rotund plover]

damnnn

[wintry heron]

but then we will have to be responsible with cayo perico being robbed every five minutes

[mint zealot]

They don't call me the grave digger for nothing

[chilly sequoia]

Yoooo 😭

[copper iris]

but you're a lesbian from outer space

who calls you a grave digger

[wintry heron]

ayo

[mint zealot]

The aliens

[chilly sequoia]

Maybe lesbian grave digger from outer space?

[rotund plover]

sounds pretty cool tp me

[copper iris]

update your name

[wintry heron]

would anyone like it if i moaned?

[mint zealot]

Yes

[copper iris]

well

given that we cant hear you

it would have no effect on us

[rotund plover]

not.. not really

[wintry heron]

Moans

[chilly sequoia]

Thank you

[copper iris]

[mint zealot]

[wintry heron]

Somthin to keep you guys awake at night 😏

[reef shuttle]

Good

[wintry heron]

hey your in Dwayne too

[mint zealot]

no

who is dawayne

[copper iris]

Unmoans your moan

[copper iris]

[near vortex]

Bruhhhh

[wintry heron]

I Seen this shit so many times i cant watch it without hearing the vine booms in my head

[wintry heron]

Moans to unmoan your unmoan of my moan

[copper iris]

Removes your vocal cords

[wintry heron]

eats your pancreas

[copper iris]

you cant do that without vocal cords

[wintry heron]

True

[wintry heron]

commits die and reincarnates into a parasite which swims up your urine stream during your visit to the amazon and poisons you leading to a fatality a week later

[copper iris]

that's still not possible because parasites do not have vocal cords

[wintry heron]

arent you a monkey how are you even supposed to speak

[copper iris]

monkeys have vocal cords

[wintry heron]

monkeys cant talk

[copper iris]

how am i doing it then?

[chilly sequoia]

They go OHH OH AH AH AAAA EEHWHWHAHD

[copper iris]

fact: i can talk, and i have vocal cords

[chilly sequoia]

That requires cords

Right?

[wintry heron]

i am in a mental hospital high on medication and its the year 2046 and im imagining myself using discord 20 years ago which means you aren't real you are rather a character I created with my imagination

[chilly sequoia]

🤨

Alright I'm going to bed

[mint zealot]

Take your pills granpa

[upbeat salmon]

Best car in gta online?

Just want a fancy looking land vehicle to flex on my non existent friends

[copper iris]

no, that would require vocal cords

[wintry heron]

watch your mouth just because of that im gonna take another 7 years to come home with the milk

[copper iris]

faggio

[wintry heron]

oppressor mk2

[mint zealot]

I got all the milk I need

[wintry heron]

and faggio

[mint zealot]

[upbeat salmon]

already have it

[upbeat salmon]

I’ll buy it then

[wintry heron]

buy another one

[upbeat salmon]

Tf no

[wintry heron]

buy modded faggio

[copper iris]

you can buy infinite

[upbeat salmon]

I will

[wintry heron]

ok

[frail zealot]

is the opressor the fasted vehicle

[copper iris]

as long as you have car space

[copper iris]

nowhere near

[upbeat salmon]

But is it protected from blowing up?

No

[wintry heron]

no

[upbeat salmon]

And also no

I think

[wintry heron]

deathbike is the fastest land vehical

ye but i dont like it i fall off it all the time

[copper iris]

but its a balance of a) spawning anywhere on road [maybe even anywhere at all with MC menu], b) flying, so can go in straight line to target, c) agility, d) decent weapons

[wintry heron]

i think sparrow is very good

buy it

if u have kosatka

[copper iris]

^ yes

[wintry heron]

not agile tho and its built like paper

[copper iris]

sparrow w/ explosion cannons

[broken field]

yo what plane should I buy?

[wintry heron]

starling

[copper iris]

molotok

[wintry heron]

hydra

[upbeat salmon]

Cayo heist a couple of times and i can buy a faggio mod, agency, The agency auto shop dude, Imani tech, And The contract vehicle cause why not?

[broken field]

have it

[muted frost]

Hydra

Oh nvm

[copper iris]

very fast, easy to land

[wintry heron]

pyro

starling 2 mins boost

[wintry heron]

ok professional

the molotok is not a top 5 best vehical in gta

just buy sparrow

[copper iris]

dont waste time with trade price (18 hangar missions) for only 1 mil price off, that takes too long (opportunity cost)

[wintry heron]

face the facts

[copper iris]

?

its good tho

[iron forum]

what is the best armoured vehicle

[broken field]

nightshark or insurgent pickup custom or armored kuruma

[rocky timber]

hello guys

[broken field]

hello

[copper iris]

armored karuma is like 99% bullet proof but dies in 1 explosion

[muted frost]

Nightshark

[rocky timber]

yes

and idk why it just doesnt make sense

at least it should be 2

like c'mon r*

[iron forum]

i already have kuruma so im gonna buy pick up custom just to have fun with my friends

[broken field]

wait you have friends

[iron forum]

but first i gotta research💀

[broken field]

couldnt be me

[rocky timber]

if u put .50 cal on it, bro that thing shredds

[copper iris]

just get a vigilante and speed away from the bullets

[iron forum]

yeah

should i do humane labs for trade price

[rocky timber]

nah man

vigilante sucks

its handeling sux

[ionic abyss]

You suck

[copper iris]

Fastest Vehicles
What are the fastest Vehicles? - The following are the current fastest vehicles in game :

-Super
Vigilante, Pfister 811
but S P E E D

[rocky timber]

yes yes ik ik

its the fastest vehicle

only on a straight road

[iron forum]

deliver EMP ☠️

[copper iris]

but have you considered it ZOOM ZOOMS

[rocky timber]

otherwise....its not worth it

[ionic abyss]

What about it being used in heist 🤨

[rocky timber]

bruh idek any enmity for you then whats ur problem

[broken field]

should I buy the maze bank ceo office?

[rocky timber]

there are much better ones

but just for the speed, nah

like if u want to then go for it

but for fun/speed, id prefer the scramjet more

its just a lil bit slower but alot fun

[iron forum]

if you are gonna grind ceo crates/vehicles

[rocky timber]

• u can jump and go in any directions so that better than goin on the roads with the vigilante

if u can jump over buildings

[iron forum]

i have it from the premium pack thing

[rocky timber]

yes...like every office is just the same just different buildings..so yea not worth paying extra money just for a different building

[copper iris]

it also helps to have it since infinite free snacks and CEO (permanent VIP, without MC because being an MC Pres lets raids happen)

[broken field]

yea but I have the high ground

[copper iris]

well it can be worth it for different office since closer to certain stuff

[iron forum]

yeah and u can also do special vehicle missions, they are like agent 14 missions and u get trade prices for some vehicles

[copper iris]

(but if you have terrobyte, there's no reason to go to CEO unless you want free snacks)
(or the stupid special vehicle missions)

[rocky timber]

bruh high ground? .__.

wdym high ground

[rocky timber]

wait what

u get snacks from terrobyte!??

since when bruh wtf

[copper iris]

read what i said smh

[rocky timber]

bruh thts why am saying ;--;

[iron forum]

ceo missions get u trade price on wastedlander 💀 ☠️

[copper iris]

you misread

[pale heart]

i died from a lost mc captain with 1 hit 😒

full health and armor

[rocky timber]

oh

oh my bad

[copper iris]

99%

[rocky timber]

sorry lol

[frail zealot]

armored kuruma can be shot through if u shoot the front window

[iron forum]

there are still some "holes"

[pale heart]

[copper iris]

nice

[frail zealot]

btw

should i grind ceo crates or

do

vehicle import export

[rocky timber]

and the left side drivers window

[copper iris]

vehicle

[rocky timber]

some glitch

[iron forum]

vehicle is much better

[copper iris]

Holes is a 1998 young adult novel written by Louis Sachar and first published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. The book centers on Stanley Yelnats, who is sent to Camp Green Lake, a correctional boot camp in a desert in Texas, after being falsely accused of theft.

[iron forum]

use a cargobob

[rocky timber]

bruh

[iron forum]

a

i didnt mean it to go like that

[copper iris]

do the "exploit" of sourcing all of the low/med cars and never selling them so that you always get top range cars

[pale heart]

i bought cargobob then used it for like 4 or 5 vehicles then left

[frail zealot]

i just make a solo public session during the delivery so that there are no griefers nor npcs

[pale heart]

[frail zealot]

esentially filling up my warehouse

[iron forum]

[rocky timber]

yea

thts real helpfull

[copper iris]

pretty sure npcs spawn unless there's at least 1 other person in lobby

[wintry heron]

i finished my nft

[rocky timber]

npcs spawn in solo loby

like they always spawn

[hoary dome]

Crates best for levelling up but get a bit boring

[rocky timber]

fr

[frail zealot]

they dont spawn if you do the process during the delivery like when i suspend

[wintry heron]

anyone wanna see my nft

[hoary dome]

Franklins hits are better than import export tho

[iron forum]

i have 10 nfts in my penthouse

[iron forum]

yes i agree

[copper iris]

thats what i said

[rocky timber]

mhm

am just supportin ya bruh

...

[wintry heron]

anyone

?

[copper iris]

you house a whole blockchain in your penthouse 😳

[rocky timber]

aye the griefer is here

the beloved one*

not the normal ones

[iron forum]

[wintry heron]

sup

everyone loves me

[rocky timber]

i didnt notice u cuz so many pc players

[copper iris]

i will give you back your vocal cords if you never show us your nfts

[rocky timber]

sup

[wintry heron]

ok

[rocky timber]

ily 2 ❤️

[copper iris]

gives back vocal cords

[wintry heron]

<3

[rocky timber]

;-;

[rocky timber]

:-:

[wintry heron]

Lets go i can moan again

[copper iris]

yes

[wintry heron]

moans

moans

[rocky timber]

bro what

[copper iris]

moans louder

[iron forum]

😳 😳

[rocky timber]

ayo

[static shuttle]

🤨

[wintry heron]

moans even louder

[iron forum]

[static shuttle]

moans the loudest

[iron forum]

[copper iris]

moans at a pitch that the human ear cannot hear

[static shuttle]

[wintry heron]

i once joined a hentai discord and spammed arabic characters to upset the coomers

[iron forum]

[wintry heron]

damn i cant compete with that

[static shuttle]

send invite 😏

[copper iris]

me too

[wintry heron]

no 😏

[iron forum]

[copper iris]

dont make me remove your vocal cords again

[static shuttle]

[iron forum]

[wintry heron]

i hid them away xd

[copper iris]

[static shuttle]

lmao

[copper iris]

nothing is hidden from me

[ivory maple]

hi

bye

[wintry heron]

im hidden away with ur mom rn

[copper iris]

I know my own IP address

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

i know your ip too

[copper iris]

127.0.0.1

[short citrus]

protsirt

[ionic abyss]

Thx

[wintry heron]

see you soon

[copper iris]

ew k/d grinder

[wintry heron]

my kd is higher than yours

[copper iris]

that's nothing to brag about

[ionic abyss]

Lzzzz

[static shuttle]

low kd moment:

[wintry heron]

up global Lzlzlzlz

1-0 ur shit

[ionic abyss]

3-0 cry

[wintry heron]

80-0 cry harder

[near vortex]

[ionic abyss]

Maaaaan shut yo

gets obliterated

[wintry heron]

hoes mad

[near vortex]

Shut yooo assss

[near vortex]

Nah bitch

[wintry heron]

stupid grinder

[copper iris]

a|          /
s|         /
s|        /
h|       /
o|      /
l|     /
e|    /
n|   /
e|  /
s| /
s|/______________
     k/d ratio

[near vortex]

Mf griefer

[wintry heron]

have fun driving your post op van

[ionic abyss]

Orbital Cannon takes skill 🥵

[near vortex]

I don't even play gta

💀

[wintry heron]

sus bro

[near vortex]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

ikr you need to press a button

[copper iris]

its a shiba

[ionic abyss]

Ikr

[wintry heron]

thats pretty hard

[near vortex]

[ionic abyss]

Takes so much skill to use 🥵

[copper iris]

and you need to pay like 15 billion

[ionic abyss]

[wintry heron]

just do orb spam glitch

[copper iris]

imo they should buff the orbital cannon to be free

no, they should actually pay you to use it

[wintry heron]

very true

[ionic abyss]

Fax yo with no cool down

[near vortex]

[copper iris]

they should pay more for destroying others' cargo

[wintry heron]

ikr

[copper iris]

they should also increase lobby size to 200

[wintry heron]

we work too hard for 2k considering we make r* their shark card sales

[near vortex]

[copper iris]

the real grinders grind their way up the corporate world to make tons of IRL money to buy shark cards so they get more in game money per hour than grinding cayo

[wintry heron]

ikr not these virgins that spend 9 hours doing ceo crates

[near vortex]

What?

[copper iris]

anyone wanna buy my gta account? give me 15 billion USD for 5 minute access to my account

[near vortex]

Bruh

What's the bank balance

In GTA?

[copper iris]

about 2 mil

[near vortex]

Bruh

Why does your acc cost 15 bil

[copper iris]

because it used to belong to obama

[near vortex]

Anything special?

[near vortex]

Barack Obama

[copper iris]

yes

[near vortex]

[wintry heron]

does anyone know obamas last name?

[near vortex]

Nah

[copper iris]

there's a great youtube video about that

but link would be deleted

this code: Fadw3iR-FKQ

[near vortex]

Barack Hussein Obama II

[copper iris]

so his last name is II

OMG GUYS

OBAMA IS THE OBAMA MARK 2

[wintry heron]

obamas a cargo greifer zamn

[near vortex]

😐

[copper iris]

obama wins all the business battles

here's obamas real last name (youtube code): X_8Nh5XfRw0

[wintry heron]

look in gta media

[wintry heron]

thats a rickroll bro

[hoary dome]

Too much red in this chat

[copper iris]

yo it's obama

obama the greifer

[wintry heron]

the foreskin squishy af

[wintry heron]

zamn obama kd 104.88

obama good at the game

[copper iris]

[wintry heron]

i think i just pissed a little

[near vortex]

[wintry heron]

gift me nitro

[brisk mulch]

.

[copper iris]

win it yourself in giveaways

[brisk mulch]

Bro why is my name blue

[near vortex]

Bruh

[brisk mulch]

I'm taking Ls

[copper iris]

because PS

[wintry heron]

lzzz

[near vortex]

#🎁〢giveaways

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-nitro-gif-21997352

[near vortex]

Rick Roll mf

[brisk mulch]

Ps>everything

[wintry heron]

hh

[rocky timber]

kinda looks like thanos + rock + omama

[near vortex]

Saw this like a million times

[brisk mulch]

[wintry heron]

Guys see my totally epic dankest meme in media chat

[near vortex]

[rocky timber]

c'mon lets not go like that ;-;

[rocky timber]

[near vortex]

[brisk mulch]

Imagine being on pc

[near vortex]

[brisk mulch]

10 fps

[ruby barn]

Can anyone add me in gta I got no one to play : (

[copper iris]

literally anything > PS

[wintry heron]

no

[mint zealot]

no

[ruby barn]

ouch

[ruby barn]

ouch

[blissful bison]

ello

[rocky timber]

dam

[copper iris]

30 fps on consoles, 69k fps on PC

[brisk mulch]

Skill issue

[copper iris]

yall need aim assist

[wintry heron]

anyone seen tggs onlyfans?

[near vortex]

Yello

[blissful bison]

nah

[brisk mulch]

70k fps on pc*

But I can still slap you in a 1 on 1

[wintry heron]

its ok bro i still love you

[brisk mulch]

[copper iris]

no you cant

[ruby barn]

he has only fans

[copper iris]

because no crossplay

[near vortex]

[mint zealot]

Yes

[brisk mulch]

I'll slap those cheeks

[blissful bison]

ur like level 40

[wintry heron]

yes

[brisk mulch]

Bro you're spot on💀 💀 💀

[blissful bison]

[brisk mulch]

How did you know

[ruby barn]

My gta name is Talat-Senpi

[blissful bison]

lmao

i am watching u

[wintry heron]

who said i was gonna add you?

[near vortex]

[mint zealot]

I did

[brisk mulch]

[near vortex]

[blissful bison]

add me bro

add ur step ladder

[near vortex]

Add me in two months

When I get a pc

Bruh

[blissful bison]

[brisk mulch]

Argh if gta 6 came out

I swr

[wintry heron]

im not on pc 😭

[brisk mulch]

You guys will never see me again

[blissful bison]

[mint zealot]

Immediately calling Rockstar so they give you an early copy

[near vortex]

Bye have a great dayy@brisk mulch

[brisk mulch]

[wintry heron]

gta 6 is not coming its gta5 1/2

[ruby barn]

okkk

[near vortex]

Gta 6 will come in 2 years

[blissful bison]

gta 5 + gta 1 = gta 6

[brisk mulch]

It's been 8 already

[muted zealot]

How many types of Griefers are there?

[near vortex]

Will grind a billion in those 2 years

[near vortex]

[mint zealot]

Atleast 1 and a half

[blissful bison]

all are gay

[brisk mulch]

Gta 5 has been around longer than jurej has been on earth

[blissful bison]

[muted zealot]

I need your opinion for a vid

Give me pweaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[near vortex]

Nah bitch

[blissful bison]

roasted

[brisk mulch]

We all know you're 7💀

[near vortex]

You mf I am 16

[muted zealot]

Fine 7 greifers then

[wintry heron]

omg your mr boss FTW alt

[near vortex]

U son of elon musk

[brisk mulch]

Take away the 1 at the start

[near vortex]

Pussy of Jeff bezos

[brisk mulch]

Anyways I like young children

[blissful bison]

[brisk mulch]

[muted zealot]

Cargo,freemode,Pvp......................

[near vortex]

Ass of obama

[ruby barn]

what

[blissful bison]

me 2

[brisk mulch]

🍆

[blissful bison]

[near vortex]

Heart of a pig

[wintry heron]

i love killing grinders and making them rage

[ruby barn]

holy cow

[near vortex]

Dick of a tortoise

[muted zealot]

The asswhole

[blissful bison]

yes yes specially @steady marten

[fallow mural]

Sir Hamilton Lewis is AFK: will be back in a month after exams, feel free to ping a different mod if you need help - an hour ago

[muted zealot]

and name me more...

[blissful bison]

hes a cow too

[near vortex]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

cry

[near vortex]

He's no more

[blissful bison]

i grief griefers

[near vortex]

Stfuuu

[blissful bison]

[muted zealot]

Im trying to make a Astro soup type video

[near vortex]

[muted zealot]

I need ops

opinions

[mint zealot]

Pineapple on pizza is good

[near vortex]

#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[blissful bison]

got my mental level to max by killing 2 mk2 rats

[brisk mulch]

no ew

[near vortex]

Bruh

[brisk mulch]

That's just disgusting

[near vortex]

[blissful bison]

dad has left you

[brisk mulch]

No father figure

[wintry heron]

cry

[near vortex]

He went to bring milk

[near vortex]

[brisk mulch]

Didn't come back

[wintry heron]

cry

[blissful bison]

her dad is like spiderman

faraway from home

[near vortex]

[jaunty hemlock]

[brisk mulch]

Your dad's pov: 🍆

[wintry heron]

very cool

[near vortex]

No way home

[near vortex]

🗿

[brisk mulch]

[near vortex]

[muted zealot]

What are some slurs you will call a griefer?

[wintry heron]

the n word

say it

now

[mint zealot]

Racial or?

[muted zealot]

Any just spit

[blissful bison]

i call them chodes

[muted zealot]

I need for a vid

[blissful bison]

[near vortex]

Idk what we call them

[wintry heron]

chads

[mint zealot]

I haven't played this game in over 3 months so I wouldn't be able to tell you

[near vortex]

[muted zealot]

Why are black people tall?Cause their Knee-grows

[wintry heron]

sigma males

[blissful bison]

chodes

rats

[wintry heron]

lmao

[near vortex]

😬

[fierce blaze]

I've finally managed to kill an mk2 in cop heli

[jaunty hemlock]

Nickelodeon.

[near vortex]

🤒

[wintry heron]

MODS

[jaunty hemlock]

[near vortex]

[wintry heron]

[fierce blaze]

Dan Schneider foot fetish

[jaunty hemlock]

[blissful bison]

only way to survive a public pc lobby is using mods

[jaunty hemlock]

[near vortex]

[wintry heron]

just dont play

[fierce blaze]

Or just find new session

[jaunty hemlock]

Play on console

[wintry heron]

[blissful bison]

[fierce blaze]

Then get gang banged by a bunch of God mode griefers

[near vortex]

[near vortex]

[wintry heron]

Use godmode

[blissful bison]

lmao i was testing some cars and some mf orbit me for no reason

[jaunty hemlock]

[blissful bison]

wanted that 1-0

[near vortex]

Gtg reach home

[blissful bison]

good thing i was in god mode

[near vortex]

I'm fast as fuck boiii

[fierce blaze]

Only to be gangbanged by a bunch of God mode speedos

[viscid orchid]

tbh the kosatka prep is harder than the heist finale in cayo perico

[blissful bison]

just get mods to survive modders

best option

[viscid orchid]

the enemies keep camping

[wintry heron]

as soon as i see someone job tp i just ewo so they waste their money

[near vortex]

🗿

[blissful bison]

maybe ur just level 20 or sum

[jaunty hemlock]

U GtaGentleman’s fanboy? 💀

[viscid orchid]

ye

[jaunty hemlock]

🤓

[viscid orchid]

level 20 or not

[wintry heron]

job tp and hide

[viscid orchid]

the enemies are just hard

[blissful bison]

not for me

[fierce blaze]

I just go to rc, they waste an orb on a car with no one in it and they can't use it anymore

[viscid orchid]

they camp in corners and have aimbot

[blissful bison]

just use a grenade?

🗿

[viscid orchid]

most of the time the grenade bounces back on me

up n atomizer sometimes works

[civic lion]

ig ur just bad

[fierce blaze]

Then text 3-0 cry Lzzzzzzz

[viscid orchid]

but instead I'm the one who's flying

[blissful bison]

ghost ping

[jaunty hemlock]

3-0 cry kid :)))

[blissful bison]

what

[wintry heron]

im up on you

[blissful bison]

@stray fog

[fierce blaze]

Score board don't lie

[stray fog]

😐

[blissful bison]

[stray fog]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-dark-viper-au-dviper-au-generic-white-man-creepy-australian-with-sexy-beard-gif-20741017

[jaunty hemlock]

Toxic.

[blissful bison]

[wintry heron]

my piece of paper dont lie

[fierce blaze]

My nonexistent brain don't lie

There's nothing better than making a player tp to apartment and have them stay there for an hour only to leave a message and leave session

[wintry heron]

Hello

[blissful bison]

WHO

PINGED ME

[wintry heron]

theres nothing better than griefing cargo

[fierce blaze]

Ayo

[wintry heron]

i wont tell you

[blissful bison]

[fierce blaze]

Who said you can speak truth in here

[wintry heron]

step ladder dont make me cry 😭

[blissful bison]

i swear to fucking god3

whoever keeps pinging me

ur a dumb fuck

[fierce blaze]

Was admin

Or lester

Maybe chop

[blissful bison]

ur not funni

[fierce blaze]

Never was

[wintry heron]

maybe its tgg

[blissful bison]

hes not even online u sick fuck

[wintry heron]

like appearing offline

[fierce blaze]

Nah it is tgg

[blissful bison]

[fierce blaze]

Check the logs

[wintry heron]

@blissful bison i saw you XD

[blissful bison]

i saw u 2

[wintry heron]

first to add gets nitro

[blissful bison]

[wintry heron]

rip

[slate olive]

Hi

[wintry heron]

hi

[near vortex]

[nocturne shell]

How to setup the cayo perico heist without the helicopter?

[viscid orchid]

ohh

[slate olive]

Exit the sub use boat

[viscid orchid]

I don't think you need a helicopter

???

[slate olive]

Or use mk2

If you have

[viscid orchid]

you u can't use helicopters in cayo perico

[rocky timber]

Hello guys

[nocturne shell]

No boat near my sub

[viscid orchid]

call in the dinghy?

[nocturne shell]

The setup

[viscid orchid]

services and go to kosakta

ohhh

yeah

[nocturne shell]

The helicopter inside kosakta

[viscid orchid]

ohh you need a sparrow

or a submarine

[nocturne shell]

Yeahhh sparrow

[slate olive]

Get sparrow

[viscid orchid]

or a stonberg or a toreador

[slate olive]

With missiles

[nocturne shell]

I have 1.3 million

[viscid orchid]

oh

[nocturne shell]

Its like 1.8

[slate olive]

It makes your life easier

[viscid orchid]

that's gonna be expensive bro

do you already have a buzzard?

[nocturne shell]

No

[viscid orchid]

ohh

get the sparrow

but it's more expensive

[nocturne shell]

Its really hard for me to travel

[rocky timber]

For now, buy the buzzard from ceo menu

[viscid orchid]

oh

[rocky timber]

Its just 25k

[viscid orchid]

buy buzzard

[rocky timber]

Untill u get sparrow

[viscid orchid]

ohh no

don't do that

[nocturne shell]

Okay

Why?

[viscid orchid]

but the buzzard own it

because you're wasting a lot of money if you rent it

[jaunty hemlock]

💰

[viscid orchid]

I recommend to own the buzzard in warstock

spawn it

call a dinghy

and go to the buzzard

[civic lion]

should've save the money for sparrow instead of buzzard

[viscid orchid]

but the sparrow is expensive

with missiles

but the sparrow can be spawned in koskata which is nice

[civic lion]

sparrow is better tho

[nocturne shell]

Yeah

[viscid orchid]

buzzard and sparrow are weak

you land to hard it will start to smoke

[nocturne shell]

How can I earn faster I need only like 500k

[viscid orchid]

go to quick jobs

click heists

and pick cayo perico or casino

if you press heists and press heists

[civic lion]

I can help you with your setup

[viscid orchid]

the heists will just be humane labs series a funding etc

[slate olive]

No only sparrow does that

Buzzard can handle hard landings

[blissful bison]

weak like u

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[static shuttle]

xd

[feral jewel]

I'm boutta cry

I failed the vehicle source mission where you have to race

At the race finish

[safe girder]

damn

[feral jewel]

My game was so ashamed

It crashed

xD

[blissful bison]

[static shuttle]

skill issue💀

[static frigate]

what's the best armored car for running from griefers?

[viscid orchid]

nightshark

running away not attacking

[static frigate]

ok thanks bro

[blissful bison]

insurgent pickup custom

[static frigate]

the duke'death, can it put up with a couple missiles?

[blissful bison]

its kinda better than a nightshark

[supple fractal]

I'd say for opressor griefers bufallo stx is better

[blissful bison]

yeah

[blissful bison]

or any imani tech vehicle

[supple fractal]

[blissful bison]

blacked out jubilee

[wintry heron]

lol imagine being bad at oppressor free aim

[blissful bison]

[static frigate]

i recently switched from PS4 with my flying bike and armored cars to protect myself but now im starting new on PC with nothing

[blissful bison]

sadge

[supple fractal]

but the stx can still take like 13 rockets lol

[wintry heron]

rip

[raw narwhal]

Mid menus lol

[wintry heron]

Mod*

[blissful bison]

it can take 6 i think

[raw narwhal]

Yea gammy autocorrect

[blissful bison]

all imani tech cars have the same armor i think

[supple fractal]

[static frigate]

i just need a cheap armored car that can take a couple missiles to do my missions and stuff

[slate olive]

Time to buy buffalo stx after I get agency

Sprunk buffalo stx

[supple fractal]

yeah I really like driving it

its a great car

[wintry heron]

it pisses them of so mucj when i free aim with mk2 causr they think their unkillable in imani tech cars

[static frigate]

like today i started the CC business but while getting to the money truck i got griefed so bad bro

[blissful bison]

u can do a reverse wheelie

[blissful bison]

u need any help

[slate olive]

Which livery?

Do you have

[static frigate]

maybe

maybe selling

[slate olive]

Yes

[wintry heron]

🤡

[supple fractal]

the white stripes that say bravado

also just Googled it

it can take 11 homiing

[wintry heron]

trollface needs to become an official emoji

[supple fractal]

[slate olive]

Sprunk buffalo stx vs mk2

[wintry heron]

[blissful bison]

i can after like 30mins

[sturdy adder]

I am slowly learning how to solo cayo

Scope out is still a pain

[supple fractal]

[static frigate]

yeah, does the business still clean money and all that even when not on the game?

[wintry heron]

[static frigate]

all i didnt was grind missions like cayo on my old account

[slate olive]

@wintry heron assassination requests

[wintry heron]

kill iceman he steals my clout

[sturdy adder]

Anyone know whats the best way to solo cayo

[supple fractal]

[sturdy adder]

Like wat equipment

What boat

Longfin?

[supple fractal]

the best entrance is through drainage tunnel

[sturdy adder]

Yeah i know about that

I made a route that lets me literally run on the roofs

But the risk is u will fall from the cliff xd

[static frigate]

idk if you can still do it but you can get an oppressor or oppressor mk2 on cayo

[supple fractal]

no u cant

nk shut

now

[slate olive]

Cayo is ez to solo

[wintry heron]

greif el rubio

[sturdy adder]

i keep getting clickbait on how to get pink diamond everytime lol

[indigo tundra]

Fun fact: cayo is easier than original heists

[supple fractal]

bruh

[static frigate]

lol

[wintry heron]

i have 3 hours to sleep

[blissful bison]

cayo is just free money lmao

[indigo tundra]

Dude u have to do cayo like 5 to 6 times

[slate olive]

Og heists is very interesting with randoms

[wintry heron]

i havent slept all night

[indigo tundra]

To get cayo

[sturdy adder]

Wdym

[indigo tundra]

To get diamond

[sturdy adder]

Oh

Oh ok

[indigo tundra]

I did cayo rn with pink diamond with my friend

[wintry heron]

why do i waste my time on discord

[supple fractal]

gta griefers be like:

[indigo tundra]

I got like 1.9 million

[sturdy adder]

Everytime i dont get ruby necklace

Its always tequila

I never get pink diamond

[wintry heron]

discrimination

[supple fractal]

how many times have u done it?

[blissful bison]

i got pink diamond like 5 times out of 70 times i've done it

[sturdy adder]

I didnt count

[supple fractal]

but like 10 or 20

[wintry heron]

i could literally be sleeping rn

[indigo tundra]

Cayo is very ez

[supple fractal]

go to sleep than

[blissful bison]

yes

[supple fractal]

:shotgun:

😭

[slate olive]

Ez af

[supple fractal]

[sturdy adder]

U guys flex ur cash

[indigo tundra]

I was getting griefed buy a level 10

[sturdy adder]

Flex ur cash

[indigo tundra]

U know why

[stable gorge]

where the big booty women at

[slate olive]

[blissful bison]

i got 56mil

not trynna flex

[indigo tundra]

Cuz he was a hacker

[sturdy adder]

Ok now im sad

[supple fractal]

I bought 2.5 mil motorcycle😎 😎 😎

[wintry heron]

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