🚔┃gta-discussion

[sacred thistle]

Can you still do other costume setups?

Wait a sec

[wintry heron]

No it only gives me the option of yong ancestor

[sturdy adder]

ima find a free cayo

i need that quicj cash

[wintry heron]

So do I 😭😭😭😭

I want the sub so bad

So I can do cayo

[sturdy adder]

uhm

[wintry heron]

😭😭😭😭😭

[sturdy adder]

u can help me bud

i cant do scope out

[wintry heron]

Your on pc

[sturdy adder]

how much oney do u need left

[wintry heron]

I’m on Xbox 😭😭😭😭

[sturdy adder]

oh wait

oh ye

[wintry heron]

I have 700k

I need like a million and a half more

[oblique siren]

I wish if i could help both of u

[wintry heron]

I appreciate that bro

[sacred thistle]

You have to select the setup and then press the d-pad butto to the right

Or left

[oblique siren]

I would gave 85%

[sacred thistle]

To change the mission

[sacred thistle]

Both?

[wintry heron]

I did but it only lets me do yong ancestor

[oblique siren]

Ye

[wintry heron]

Since I did his missions and stuff

[sacred thistle]

Ooh

[wintry heron]

Man fuck yong ancestor

[oblique siren]

@wintry heron and @sturdy adder

[sacred thistle]

Idk if you were talking to me but im not the one that needs help

Oh

Bruh

[wintry heron]

I have learned my lesson, just because Lester says “ he could be of good use” does not mean he is useful 😭

[sturdy adder]

u

ok

[sacred thistle]

I would say "ill try doing this approach tomorrow to see how it works" but i remembered i just finished the Big Con approach and i can't do it

[sacred thistle]

Hwhqbqhsjaha

[wintry heron]

Yeah it’s for the better

[sacred thistle]

Damn

[wintry heron]

What u mean

[sacred thistle]

It's just a laugh, like "lol"

[wintry heron]

I did not mean for that to be Funny but ok lol

[sacred thistle]

Yh

Im laughing with respect

[wintry heron]

Fuck Lester and yong ancestor

[wintry heron]

Thanks

[sacred thistle]

🤝

[strong zodiac]

easy

[sacred thistle]

Wait

I just through of something

[wintry heron]

Not easy 😭

[fiery ibex]

What activities can you do and still have your business producing? I've replayed some missions and come back to find it active but no progress has been made.

[sacred thistle]

Oh nv

[wintry heron]

Heist

[strong zodiac]

i’ve done casino too many times so it’s easy for me

[sacred thistle]

@strong zodiac you could help him i think

[wintry heron]

Oh can u help me 😁

Plz

I am desperate

This is driving me insane

[sacred thistle]

Bunker

[strong zodiac]

doing act 2 cmm atm

[sacred thistle]

I mean

[strong zodiac]

maybe later

[wintry heron]

Not today

Tomorrow

[sacred thistle]

Im not sure, but the bunker only works when ur in the game

[wintry heron]

I have had enough gta for today

Tomorrow 😁

Plz

[sacred thistle]

But thats the casino heist?

[strong zodiac]

you’re asking the wrong person then

[sacred thistle]

Oh

[open fossil]

No

[wintry heron]

Nooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

[sacred thistle]

Yes

[strong zodiac]

it’s easy really

[wintry heron]

It’s not

I am going insane

[open fossil]

I was doing preps with this guy. But I went afk to get tacos and haven’t heard from him

[wintry heron]

Lol

[delicate thunder]

Ive made 1 mil today so far

[wintry heron]

I have made 0 fucking dollars today

[sacred thistle]

Parking@strong zodiac

[open fossil]

Poor

[delicate thunder]

Oof

[open fossil]

Same

I have a finale with 3 gold, who want 85% cut?

No one? Ok

[wintry heron]

I have been at 700k for the longest

[wintry heron]

I would but I play on Xbox

[open fossil]

Buy Pc

[sacred thistle]

Buy house

[wintry heron]

I don’t want to start another account

[strong zodiac]

i’m sitting at 266 million

[wintry heron]

I like my character he thick

[wintry heron]

😭😭😭

[sacred thistle]

Alright so we are going to talk about who is more dehumidify?

[upbeat salmon]

I play ps4 and i dont wanna give you a hard time

[wintry heron]

I hate gta

[upbeat salmon]

That’s the beauty of it

[strong zodiac]

GTA is alright

[wintry heron]

It is

I can’t stop I am addicted

[upbeat salmon]

I know

[strong zodiac]

it’s far from a perfect game, sure. But the fun comes from its stupidity but also amusing moments.

Each game has their goods and bads, i think that’s what i enjoy most about it.

[wintry heron]

Easy for someone with 100mil to say

😑

[strong zodiac]

we all started somewhere

[wintry heron]

I have been playing for so long and I can’t make fucking money

[sacred thistle]

Honestly

[strong zodiac]

it’s not wise to associate money and game experience. I think it mostly comes down to the player you are rather than what you spend doing.

[wintry heron]

Then I am an ass player

[sacred thistle]

I woudn't be playing GTA Online today if i didn't talked to a rich player

[sturdy adder]

bro

i hate this velum

[sacred thistle]

He gave me money and telled me about how the game works

[sturdy adder]

i just got on the sky and it just suddenly crashed

i hate this part of the ccayo heist

[wintry heron]

Can I meet him

[sacred thistle]

Before that happened, i never knew what i should do and never really cared enough to look for it

[sacred thistle]

Lol i don't think that would work

We are brazillians

[wintry heron]

Why

[wintry heron]

I speak Spanish

[sacred thistle]

And i don't know if he can speak english

[wintry heron]

I speak Spanish

[sacred thistle]

And we speak portuguese

[wintry heron]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ik im joking

[strong zodiac]

we all started somewhere

[neat jewel]

How come my auto shop is not making double money?

[wintry heron]

I speak a little Portuguese

[sacred thistle]

Still

[upbeat salmon]

I speak filipino

[wintry heron]

I speak English 😏

Bet u don’t

[sacred thistle]

We don't talk to much nowadays, he seems to be to occupied almost all the time, so i just was lucky to play with him on the right time

[wintry heron]

I did not

[upbeat salmon]

Eh diko alam ang englishero mo

[wintry heron]

Wha

[wintry heron]

He probably has a life

[upbeat salmon]

told you i speak filipino

[sacred thistle]

Actually has

[neat jewel]

How come my auto shop is not making double money?

[sacred thistle]

From what i can tell, he's a dad

[wintry heron]

Unlike most of us

[upbeat salmon]

sad

[wintry heron]

Bro nice

[upbeat salmon]

Man is living the life

[wintry heron]

Eh 😐 kids aren’t exactly a pleasure to have

[sacred thistle]

For most plp it is

[upbeat salmon]

If he’s enjoying it he’s enjoying it

[craggy valley]

self burns, those are rare

[upbeat salmon]

Also too much mouths to feed

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[upbeat salmon]

Be cool if rockstar added a school full of kids

[wintry heron]

Yes it would 😏

[upbeat salmon]

Lots of fun stuffs to do:)

[sacred thistle]

Omg

[wintry heron]

Indeed 😏

[sacred thistle]

Oh no

Ooooh no

[upbeat salmon]

grabs rpg

[wintry heron]

I prefer mini gun for this case

[sacred thistle]

School wants to know your location

[upbeat salmon]

Anything will do

[wintry heron]

Lots more FUN

[sacred thistle]

But wait a sec

For that

[upbeat salmon]

Can also be a fun little event

[sacred thistle]

They would have to hire kids to do the screaming sounds

[wintry heron]

The American event

[sacred thistle]

Isn't that weird?

[upbeat salmon]

Kill the most elementary kids

[sacred thistle]

🤨

[wintry heron]

I fucking love America

Guns everywhere

[sacred thistle]

This chat got too dark really quick

[wintry heron]

Ik lol

[upbeat salmon]

We should resurrect adolf hitler

[wintry heron]

Good ideas all around

[sacred thistle]

Alright alright let's stop there

[upbeat salmon]

Okay boomer

[delicate thunder]

Stop right there

[sacred thistle]

Im 15 🤨

[wintry heron]

Anyways it was nice talking to you guys

[upbeat salmon]

Dont care didn’t ask + ratio

[wintry heron]

Cya boys

[upbeat salmon]

Cya

[sacred thistle]

Ate ur mum + counter ratio

[sacred thistle]

👋

[upbeat salmon]

I did your mom + counter counter ratio

[sacred thistle]

grandfather?

[upbeat salmon]

Yes?

[sacred thistle]

:O

[upbeat salmon]

Its me my child

I am gaming with the boys

[sacred thistle]

Didn't ask + ratio

Ok sorry

Gotta stop

[upbeat salmon]

Did i ask for your ratio?

Im gonna stop now

[sacred thistle]

I have no arguments

[upbeat salmon]

Anyways gotta go i got freaking classes to attend

[sacred thistle]

Alright

Bye bye

Random question if anyone is going to see it:
Does the Casino miniature (which you buy at the arcade) do anything other than just being a decoration object?

And how much does it cost?(forgot)

[sturdy adder]

bruh

i hate scope out

i was near the tower bruh

and i got caught

[uncut notch]

Its ez tho

Bruh

[sturdy adder]

no it isnt

[mint zealot]

Yes it is

[uncut notch]

It is if you kill

[mint zealot]

Just git gud

[uncut notch]

Tru

I had to resort to asking for help for the heist tho bc of randoms smh

[sturdy adder]

stop the cap

[uncut notch]

Nah im talking abt apt heist

[mint zealot]

Literally just take the motorcycle in the airstrip, use the cliff next to the checkpoint as a ramp and get to the tower

Easiest thing in the game

[uncut notch]

Make sense

[sturdy adder]

the last time i did that ramp i fell off the fucking island

[mint zealot]

Skill issue

[uncut notch]

Lol

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-please-help-gif-23923351

[uncut notch]

Weird

but somewhat funny

[mint zealot]

The cult is coming for you

https://tenor.com/view/nekoarc-alo-melty-blood-gif-23198547

[uncut notch]

Whey

[sturdy adder]

ur fucked

that thing is an eldrich god u idiot

[uncut notch]

Ok

And?

[mint zealot]

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

[sturdy adder]

its merciful

but dont forget that neko arc is secretly a god

how tf did playing in 1st person easier

why

why is there a guard in communications tower

[mint zealot]

Because assigning guards to strategic locations that can be sabotaged/tampered with is a smart thing to do

[sturdy adder]

el rubio is gaining his brain cells back

pro

oh cool

the guard is in the bathroom

lol

was scared for a moment

i got tequila

BUT

alot of GOLD

[wintry heron]

there is something about coming all this way to steal a bottle of booze which speaks to me on a very deep level

[sturdy adder]

i got 4 weed 2 coke 2 gold 1 paint 3 cash lol

[wintry heron]

rip

[grim sparrow]

yo

[wintry heron]

Yo

[tough spoke]

Yo

I

[wintry heron]

Hi

[grim sparrow]

ill be able to buy an arcade soon guys

[wintry heron]

Nice

Buy a good one

Not the one I bought

[grim sparrow]

ill buy the la mesa one

thats in the city

[wintry heron]

Yeah that’s good

Please anything in the city lol

[grim sparrow]

yes its in the city

[wintry heron]

I'd buy the one next to the sewer

[grim sparrow]

thats the one

[sturdy adder]

why people use women

wait that

that sounded wrong

[grim sparrow]

LOL

[wintry heron]

So you or you're friends can call there jet because I know the perps are like a pain in the butt

[wintry heron]

erm

I'm scared of women

[wintry heron]

What you mean?

[sturdy adder]

i mean

why people use women character

especially boys

[grim sparrow]

do u wanna help with the preps ? @wintry heron

[sturdy adder]

im not saying i

u know what ill shut up

[wintry heron]

I can help

[grim sparrow]

nice, thx

[sturdy adder]

im soloeing

B)

[tough spoke]

Yup💀

I just use it bc guys are hard to make in feature wise

Girls, meh easier imo

[sturdy adder]

nah

[wintry heron]

What you mean

[tough spoke]

Using female avatars/ characters In gta online

[sturdy adder]

dude

making girl character is harder

[wintry heron]

Tru

[sturdy adder]

boy character is easier because u can be ugly

[wintry heron]

Bro right

[tough spoke]

Lol, girls can put on makeup

[sturdy adder]

bro

u can wear masks as a man

u can use make up to turn into society man

[tough spoke]

True, I just use facepaint

[sturdy adder]

also because its feels wierd to be a by and play as a girl

lolz

[wintry heron]

I’m too handsome to use a mask 😎

[tough spoke]

Lol and you get people follow you if your a girl, aka simps following you

Sometimes

[sturdy adder]

i only wear the mask on my character to make myself look like a maniac

[tough spoke]

I went for the biker look

Bc I use the mc the most

[sturdy adder]

wait wat

i

my character is still wearing the maniac clothes

i already switched it

magic

[tough spoke]

Lol

Interaction menu

[viscid orchid]

why is there a lot of girl characters in gta online?

[tough spoke]

Idk don't ask me

[sturdy adder]

i dont know

[wintry heron]

I am a wimp

[tough spoke]

Lol, okay

...

[wintry heron]

Meant to say simp lol

Autocorrect

[tough spoke]

Lol we men were all at some point

Men/ boys

[sturdy adder]

not me lol i made my entire class mad

well only on the girl side

[wintry heron]

How

[sturdy adder]

they tried to exploit me and skip the very long line in the cafateria

jokes on them

i aint no gentleman

then they proceed to say to teacher

they got scolded XD

[wintry heron]

You did the right thing

[tough spoke]

I'm usually a dick to people so same lol

[viscid orchid]

can you skip cutscenes in gta online?

[sturdy adder]

nope

[viscid orchid]

or vote skip cutscenes?

[sturdy adder]

well some u can

but nope

[viscid orchid]

how bout as a host

[sturdy adder]

stil lno

[viscid orchid]

or how bout in a solo lobby

[wintry heron]

I wish so but no

I have to hear creepy Lester talk 😖

[sturdy adder]

still no

[tough spoke]

I call em uncle bad touch

[sturdy adder]

i call lester

lester

lol

[tough spoke]

Or something I can't say in here

[viscid orchid]

Lester's voice is nice

[wintry heron]

Yeah it sometimes gets me hard

[viscid orchid]

but I like agents 14 voice better

[tough spoke]

Gets me bricked af

[wintry heron]

Same 😫

[sturdy adder]

wat the fuck bruh

ey i got an achievment from jumping off my heli for 50 tiems

[tough spoke]

He calls me every time I get on

[viscid orchid]

hidden achievement?

[sturdy adder]

i dont know

it says

[copper iris]

that seems like an easy achievement to get

[sturdy adder]

"a nick of time"

[wintry heron]

Same

[tough spoke]

Coo

[wintry heron]

And I love it

[viscid orchid]

I keep on accidentally pressing f whenever in a helicopter in a heist

[tough spoke]

Same

[viscid orchid]

whenever I press d

or t

[sturdy adder]

nueron activation

[wintry heron]

I love pressing d

[tough spoke]

Lol

[wintry heron]

😏

[viscid orchid]

oh

[tough spoke]

I press d whenever I need to go that way

[viscid orchid]

the

thing

ok

was that a sus message?

[tough spoke]

Idk

Use your arm

Like vr

[viscid orchid]

ohhhhhh

understandable

[tough spoke]

It would be cool to play gta on vr

[wintry heron]

Mine was 😫

[viscid orchid]

ik

[wintry heron]

Glad you do 😏

[viscid orchid]

the physics on VR is so strong

punch someone

they go flying

[tough spoke]

Lol

Really?

[viscid orchid]

most VR games

and

you can dodge using your head

which you can't on non vr

oh and the graphics will be potato

[tough spoke]

True, lol

Any tips on running my nightclub?

[viscid orchid]

I will never buy a nightclub

[wintry heron]

Should I?

[vague cedar]

Buy mc business

The nightclub staf will run them

Don’t promote your night club unless you buy all the upgrades and even if you do it’s not worth it

[sturdy adder]

bro

i put my staff on mc buisness

they do nothing

[tough spoke]

I have 3 mc businesses

[vague cedar]

My stock is literally full

[wintry heron]

I have one

The cash factory

[vague cedar]

You have to spend time in game for them to work

[wintry heron]

Since I got it for free

[tough spoke]

Just need last 2, coke and meth

[vague cedar]

They don’t just fill up while your sleep

[sturdy adder]

i have been playing for days

[vague cedar]

Watch tggs guide

Mine work perfectly

[sturdy adder]

its not reffilling bruh

[vague cedar]

I have 800k worth of stock every week

[tough spoke]

Buy supplies last time I remember

[viscid orchid]

should I buy nightclub

[wintry heron]

I never buy supplies

[viscid orchid]

I have 3m

[vague cedar]

You gotta assign them

[wintry heron]

I always steal

[vague cedar]

Each person can only work on one thing

[wintry heron]

Since I am too poor

[tough spoke]

If you have mc and bunker

[viscid orchid]

OK

ik

I have both

[tough spoke]

Mc businesses*

And lots of time to play

[sturdy adder]

i did bruh

[tough spoke]

Watch tgg's vid on it tho

[wintry heron]

Why is there a room called sexy time room????

[sturdy adder]

wait why am i asking for mc

i have a fully upgraded bunker

[tough spoke]

Lol

[vague cedar]

Cause not everyone plays on xbox

[tough spoke]

I don't have any upgrades for any of my businesses yet

Lol

[sturdy adder]

does it work on bunker

if it does

[vague cedar]

Yes

[sturdy adder]

i will risk my life on public servers

[vague cedar]

Your stock will be in your nightclub

[tough spoke]

Lol

[vague cedar]

Not your businesses

[sturdy adder]

oh thats why

[vague cedar]

Go to your basement of the nightclub

[sturdy adder]

well its filling up

so ye

[vague cedar]

You can see and sell stock

[sturdy adder]

do they give u required cars or u can use ur own

[tough spoke]

Gotta get more slaves in my nightclub

[vague cedar]

They give you the free van

[sturdy adder]

fuc

[wintry heron]

Wha

[vague cedar]

It can only sell a certain amount though

[tough spoke]

The guys who do your work

[wintry heron]

*fuck

[vague cedar]

I suggest buying the pounder custom if your gonna be grinding nightclub

[wintry heron]

Oh those guys

[vague cedar]

And upgrade your nightclub storage

[tough spoke]

So slaves lol

[vague cedar]

Yes

[wintry heron]

Yeah slaves

[tough spoke]

Los santos

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[thin grail]

can anyone give heist

[tough spoke]

?

[craggy valley]

no but thank u for asking

[wintry heron]

No thank you

[craggy valley]

professionalism 100

[hard bronze]

does it take a year to fill a nightclub or its really that slow

[wintry heron]

I eat nuts

Every single day of my life

[hard bronze]

what nuts

these?

[tough spoke]

Almonds are good

[wintry heron]

These nuts 😏

[hard bronze]

oh like real nuts

my bad

[wintry heron]

Nah

[tough spoke]

Lol

[tough spoke]

[hard bronze]

id eat chops nuts

only if franklin isnt around to see me do it though

[upbeat salmon]

Who has a yee-yee ass haircut and cant get bitches in their dick?

[wintry heron]

Me

[hard bronze]

you

[upbeat salmon]

I dont have tb so im fine

[wintry heron]

That’s why I eat nuts

[hard bronze]

damn

[wintry heron]

Can’t get no bitches so I get nuts

[hard bronze]

this emoji is like red dead online

[tough spoke]

Try harder then, to get b-tches

[hard bronze]

dead

get it?

hahahahha funny 😐

[upbeat salmon]

Yes

[wintry heron]

😫

[upbeat salmon]

If jack is the next protagonist cant wait to see how he dies

[wintry heron]

Who is jack?

[hard bronze]

son of john

the son of rip van winkle

[wintry heron]

Who is John lol

[upbeat salmon]

Jim milton

[hard bronze]

yes

[wintry heron]

What are you guys talking bout?

[ionic abyss]

Son of a Joe

[hard bronze]

a good friend of arthur callahan

[upbeat salmon]

Which is a friend of aiden o’malley

[hard bronze]

yes

[wintry heron]

I was drag racing uh sure

[upbeat salmon]

I like your face mister you have a kind face:)

[hard bronze]

he got so confused he went out

oh hes back

[upbeat salmon]

the kind i like to punch!

[wintry heron]

Great now we got three 🙂

Okay imma do one more

[wintry heron]

Ok

[wintry heron]

Inv

To what?

Game?

Oh I am not on

We are doing the prep work tomorrow

[grim sparrow]

@wintry heron wanted to do it tommorow im doin cayo preps now

[wintry heron]

If you want you can get started on them now

Ooob

[grim sparrow]

ill see its pushin 3am

[plucky anchor]

Aaaaa

Guys

[wintry heron]

What

[plucky anchor]

I didn't have ps plus and i somehow played online

For 3 days

[wintry heron]

You need ps plus for online

[plucky anchor]

Naw it says i need ps plus

[plucky anchor]

I played online without ps plus

[wintry heron]

Thought that was an Xbox thing

[wintry heron]

Oh ok good for you

[upbeat salmon]

how?

[plucky anchor]

Ifk

Idk

But it stoped whyyyyy

I was so happy

:(

[wintry heron]

Damn

How much does it cost?

[plucky anchor]

Hold up lemme check

[wintry heron]

Xbox cost like 12$ or something like that

[hard bronze]

its $40 for a year for me

$20 for 3 months

$10 for a month

[upbeat salmon]

Buying the expanded and enhanced for the shoe club

[plucky anchor]

2k pesos for me

Yearly

[upbeat salmon]

Ah a filipino?

[hard bronze]

oh shit a filipino

wanna play later my guy

[upbeat salmon]

Putang ina nyo

[plucky anchor]

Indian i live in filipines

[upbeat salmon]

Oh okay

[plucky anchor]

I speak Filipino tho

I was born here

[upbeat salmon]

Then speak it

[hard bronze]

wanna play later then?

[slate olive]

Hi

[plucky anchor]

What do you want me to say

[grim sparrow]

yo

[hard bronze]

im gonna play later at 6

[wintry heron]

Didn’t you say you were from India

[wintry heron]

Whats up

[plucky anchor]

I'm Indian but born in filipines

[grim sparrow]

just said yo to rock

[wintry heron]

Oh I get it

[wintry heron]

Ok

[plucky anchor]

I did so much progress yesterday

I got a car high end apartment

I was preping for hist

Heist

[slate olive]

Yo

[slate olive]

Bhai you live in Philippines?

[grim sparrow]

how are you doing this fine sunday

[plucky anchor]

Monday for me

[slate olive]

Same

[grim sparrow]

omg same actually

[slate olive]

7:24 am

[upbeat salmon]

If you live in philippine what time is it now sussy boy?

[plucky anchor]

Absolutely horrible and trash

[grim sparrow]

02:54

[plucky anchor]

954

[grim sparrow]

how come bro

[upbeat salmon]

Okay you do live in ths fine county

[slate olive]

6 mins left

[steel hinge]

hey guys

[plucky anchor]

I had online gta for free without ps Plus gor 3 days and today it stopped working

:(

[grim sparrow]

oh yeah i read that, that sucks

my xbox live is about to run out too

[steel hinge]

their some trying to kill me and my friend can some of you guys try help me?

[hard bronze]

my ps+ expires next month

[plucky anchor]

Is ther a way to play online free

[upbeat salmon]

I just renewed my ps plus

[grim sparrow]

play on pc

[slate olive]

You need subscription to play gta online?

[grim sparrow]

yeah

[slate olive]

On console

[plucky anchor]

Lemme just buy a pc

[steel hinge]

their some trying to kill me and my friend can some of you guys try help me?

[plucky anchor]

Jk

[grim sparrow]

lolol

[plucky anchor]

On ps tho

[plucky anchor]

?

[grim sparrow]

if u play on pc its free

otherwise no

[plucky anchor]

How did i play for free then before

[grim sparrow]

probably just a glitch then yeah

[plucky anchor]

Lemme just take out mu disk and pray real quick

Brb

[hard bronze]

yes

[grim sparrow]

try blowing in your disc tray and wiping the disc

[hard bronze]

pc is superior in every way shape or form

uncapped fps + free online

[grim sparrow]

except for gta online

[hard bronze]

too poor to buy one so

[upbeat salmon]

dont forget the modders

[plucky anchor]

Before i cleaned my disc before i wasn't allowed to play online but after

[grim sparrow]

i have it on pc, got on there and got analraped by modders

[plucky anchor]

Omg thank you

[grim sparrow]

np bro

[steel hinge]

their some trying to kill me and my friend can some of you guys try help me?

can't

[plucky anchor]

Naw to pray

[grim sparrow]

if u cant beat em just find new session

[steel hinge]

i am going to do that

[grim sparrow]

nothing shameful about taking an L

[plucky anchor]

Starting gta 5

[upbeat salmon]

Im not giving them the satisfaction from that

[plucky anchor]

Op Mark 2 players ?

[grim sparrow]

then you'll be playing for a long time

[hard bronze]

i got 5-0d by a mk2 griefer and just switched to singleplayer

[upbeat salmon]

Just let them kill you till they get bored

[hard bronze]

i 7-0d his dumbass friend before he destroyed me though

[upbeat salmon]

In fact start annoying them

[hard bronze]

his friend tried to do everything against me

[upbeat salmon]

They’ll find it funny at first but around 0-69 they will start to get annoyed

[hard bronze]

he even called a jet but crashed it so hes back on the ground

[plucky anchor]

Is it just me or is the headshot goldesn revolver hard on ps4

[hard bronze]

i killed him there

[hard bronze]

no

[upbeat salmon]

Its so easy

[plucky anchor]

Well not like hard but takes a bit

[grim sparrow]

this one time i reverse image searched someone who was griefind me and had them convinced their brother was in a gang beef and he was gonna get shot

[hard bronze]

you literally have aimbot for an aim assist

[upbeat salmon]

i did it in 5 minuters

The hard part is trying to shoot them while they are running away

[wintry heron]

Bro what?

[plucky anchor]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(

It dint work

[grim sparrow]

i was in a bad mood

[wintry heron]

😂😂😂

[plucky anchor]

I'm not gonna play gta

[wintry heron]

Why

[hard bronze]

just buy a month of ps+

[ionic abyss]

Guys I defeated Joe

[wintry heron]

Yeah bro

[upbeat salmon]

JOE MAMA

[hard bronze]

because after a month gta will become boring anyway

[ionic abyss]

[wintry heron]

I defeated joe mama yesterday

[plucky anchor]

Thx bro lemme just pull out some cash

[upbeat salmon]

I satisfied joe mama last night

[wintry heron]

I appreciate it bro

[ionic abyss]

Bruh

[grim sparrow]

joe nuts

[upbeat salmon]

Browsing twitter for only 5 minutes can really affect you

[wintry heron]

Ima eat

[wintry heron]

Ik

[grim sparrow]

good luck recovering

[plucky anchor]

Cuz it's never actually 5 min you ether don't use it or use it for like 1 hour strait

[upbeat salmon]

I learned lots of thing there

Like what nsfw is

And furries

[grim sparrow]

thats only the tip of the iceberg

[upbeat salmon]

Also know what Youngboys pfp are

[grim sparrow]

u heard of MAP?

[upbeat salmon]

no

[grim sparrow]

lucky

[upbeat salmon]

What does it mean? Im curious now

[hard bronze]

i dont even wanna think about browsing twitter because its like the supreme court of social media

[grim sparrow]

zoophiles?

[hard bronze]

you can get cancelled for dumb things

[upbeat salmon]

Hell nah

[hard bronze]

i dont even know what happens if you get cancelled

[upbeat salmon]

Those weird people

[ionic abyss]

.<

[grim sparrow]

will ezplain in a min

[hard bronze]

are you like shunned by the whole world

[upbeat salmon]

Cancel this mf for liking the color white

[plucky anchor]

How much is 1 month of ps plus in philippines

[hard bronze]

P500

[wintry heron]

just look it up

[plucky anchor]

Fanm

Danmm

500

[upbeat salmon]

I hate online class

[plucky anchor]

Same

[upbeat salmon]

I have class at 10 minutes

[grim sparrow]

MAP means minor attracted person, its a community on twitter that believe adults should be allowed to have sexual relations with kids

[hard bronze]

i got physical copies so

[upbeat salmon]

…

[hard bronze]

what the fuck so its like pedophilia

but with consent

?

[grim sparrow]

exactly

[viscid jasper]

Can anyone plz help me

[upbeat salmon]

has killed them self

What

The

[hard bronze]

damn what the fuck and twitter can cancel you for small things

[upbeat salmon]

Actual

Frick man?

[grim sparrow]

i know lol

[ionic abyss]

Guys I have 3.87 K/D isn't that so cool

[viscid jasper]

Can anyone help me plz

[upbeat salmon]

no

[grim sparrow]

do u do anything else but kill people

[ionic abyss]

Yes

I grind cayo and play apex

[upbeat salmon]

Why ruin other’s fun?

[hard bronze]

goddamn

[ionic abyss]

[grim sparrow]

this KD would be cool in cod but just weirdchamp in gta

[hard bronze]

the highest kd i saw in the game was 115

[upbeat salmon]

You’d really be a jerk in this game

[ionic abyss]

LOL this is the best way to get people to criticize a text

But I ruin the fun for KD grinders

[hard bronze]

[grim sparrow]

ur a kd grinder

[upbeat salmon]

Do you ruin cargo?

[hard bronze]

oh so u grind kd by killing kd grinders

thats nice

[grim sparrow]

how noble

[hard bronze]

never gonna go near you though

[wintry heron]

I play invite only

[ionic abyss]

That's nothing the highest one I've seen is 997.63 KD

[hard bronze]

i have a 95 kd friend

[torn kayak]

Anyone have a easier way to do long fin approach for cayo ?

[ionic abyss]

[hard bronze]

he didnt kill me because he saw me fly the mk2 upside down

[grim sparrow]

yea, do the submarine one

[ionic abyss]

No

[hard bronze]

maybe if i didnt hed just blow me up right then and there

[upbeat salmon]

Good

[hard bronze]

i don't see him playing anymore though

[ionic abyss]

Trust me ik it takes time to get to that stock and how much money they put into it

[upbeat salmon]

who?

[wintry heron]

Set entry to main docks and drive longfin to the drainage tunnel

[hard bronze]

because we all should

[upbeat salmon]

Yep

[plucky anchor]

How much is 3 mont in Philippines

[ionic abyss]

I mean who doesn't it's more peaceful to set up heist in them

[hard bronze]

yes

you cant sell cargo and stuff though

so i lower my mtu to 800

and play solo public sessions

[upbeat salmon]

[grim sparrow]

same guy that blew in his disctray hoping to get access to online

[torn kayak]

I have the air strike and all that but need to disarm the control panel I don't have the cutter everyone is using though for the drain pipe I've only played for about 3 weeks now I took a long break

[hard bronze]

i get it back to normal though so i can drive my nightshark around the city hoping for a mk2 griefer to target me

[wintry heron]

I don't even own any Mc Business

[ionic abyss]

There was a day of being able to sell in them with the MCT but R* patched it ofc so griefers can have fun destroying your hard work

[wintry heron]

You don't need to do these

[hard bronze]

i wanna learn how to kill mk2 griefers better with a sticky bomb so i practice in public lobbies

[upbeat salmon]

Will they enhance the boobs in E&E?

[wintry heron]

Interesting

[hard bronze]

if they're actually gonna make gta better in e&e

but its rockstar so

honestly i dont really care about e&e im not on ps5

[upbeat salmon]

nooooo E&E has a better sun tho😭😭😭😭

[hard bronze]

they'll get a 60fps patch

[upbeat salmon]

With yellow license plates

[grim sparrow]

i just wanna experience strip club in e&e

[hard bronze]

people actually go to strip clubs in gta?

[grim sparrow]

i dont anymore

[upbeat salmon]

Mmmm gonna make sure i have all their liking to maximum

I was 8 when i went to the strip club

[grim sparrow]

but everyone has at least once

[hard bronze]

i play in the living room with a big ass tv and my mom is always on the sofa so i dont

[hard bronze]

i havent

well i did

but its for the agency mission

not for lapdances

[wintry heron]

Is the sub worth it?

[hard bronze]

the return the client item mission thing

[upbeat salmon]

yes

[hard bronze]

yes

[wintry heron]

It cost 2.2 mil

Gta strippers have small butts

[grim sparrow]

yep

[torn kayak]

🤔🤔 how do I get that cutter for the chains and drain pipes then?

[hard bronze]

it drains your happiness everytime you do cayo perico though

[wintry heron]

Ok I’ll save up for it

[wintry heron]

Worth every penny

[hard bronze]

so think about it

[wintry heron]

How you know that??

[wintry heron]

You need to scope out the drainage tunnel

[hard bronze]

he asked you a question

dont change the topic

[wintry heron]

Because i saw them in game lmao

[torn kayak]

Thank you so much!

[upbeat salmon]

Least i have wholesome memes in my timeline in twitter

[wintry heron]

Where????

[wintry heron]

Np

[hard bronze]

the club

[wintry heron]

Vanilla Unicorn

[hard bronze]

vanilla unicorn

[wintry heron]

Club

[wintry heron]

What club???

[wintry heron]

Where is it?????

[hard bronze]

near franklins house

[wintry heron]

The icon with women's shoe

[upbeat salmon]

True and the nipples are not really detailed

[wintry heron]

😏

[hard bronze]

you open the map with the high heels icon

[torn kayak]

Does anyone want to jump in the heist once I get the drain pipe scoped out?

[upbeat salmon]

Cool ice cream shoe club

[grim sparrow]

sure

[wintry heron]

😏😏😏

[wintry heron]

E&E must have free movement canera when taking hookers in car

I’ll be back in like 10 minutes 😏

[ionic abyss]

Yes

[hard bronze]

ayoooo

[wintry heron]

Yes

[hard bronze]

mf really going to vanilla unicorn right here right now

[upbeat salmon]

I think im messed up

[wintry heron]

Yeah lol

[wintry heron]

I’m joking I am not down bad like some people

[ionic abyss]

No, 4K ultra HD rdr2 graphics for that in GTA 6

[wintry heron]

Bro what???

[hard bronze]

yes

[upbeat salmon]

Yes so true

[hard bronze]

what the fuck

[wintry heron]

Guy discovers Strip Club in GTA V, cums immediately | Dhar Mann

[hard bronze]

brooooo

[ionic abyss]

LOL

[hard bronze]

gets caught by his mom, instanly regrets it

[wintry heron]

😂😂

[upbeat salmon]

I wonder how many under 18 went to the shoe club

[ionic abyss]

LOL I'd be over 18 by the time it comes out

[upbeat salmon]

Im one of them

[steel hinge]

lmao

[wintry heron]

Same

I mean it ain’t my fault

[ionic abyss]

Same but because of puberty

[wintry heron]

Guy catches mom and dad in the same position as GTA V Club, depressed immediately

[wintry heron]

Ik puberty sucks

[upbeat salmon]

Damn im not even 18 yet

[wintry heron]

we need this vid

[upbeat salmon]

But eh

[wintry heron]

🤣🤣

That was bads

Don't laugh

[wintry heron]

Why you play gta????

Bad*

[wintry heron]

It reminded me of somthing

[upbeat salmon]

I was 8 when i started playing gta 5

[wintry heron]

Wow

I was 17

Because didn't have good enough pc

[upbeat salmon]

First gta game i played is vice city stories

[wintry heron]

I was 19

[rocky timber]

i playes SA

[wintry heron]

My first gta game is gta sa

[upbeat salmon]

then vice city

Then gta 3

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[upbeat salmon]

Then sa

[wintry heron]

I played gta San Andreas when I was 10 💀

[hard bronze]

i was like 11 when i played gta 5

[upbeat salmon]

Then gta 4 and 5

[rocky timber]

me 2 lol

[hard bronze]

on my brother in law's pc

[wintry heron]

Same

[hard bronze]

now they moved out

[wintry heron]

I had this guy in my neighborhood who had all pc games

[upbeat salmon]

I use to play gta 5 on an arcade place they had ps4 games in there

[rocky timber]

damn

[hard bronze]

then my sister bought me a ps4 for christmas

[rocky timber]

yes yes i also have one in a nearby mall

[wintry heron]

How old are you?

[strong zenith]

Damnnn

[wintry heron]

Did you try to plan a casino heist there?

[rocky timber]

fr fr

[strong zenith]

Lmao

[hard bronze]

im young

[wintry heron]

Bro what a funny guy

[hard bronze]

dumb and broke

[upbeat salmon]

Hell nah too many people watching

[wintry heron]

Same but how young?

[hard bronze]

young

[rocky timber]

did u go to the shoe store

[hard bronze]

i follow the discord tos though

[strong zenith]

😉

[upbeat salmon]

No i didn’t even know how to open the map

[rocky timber]

OOF

[upbeat salmon]

Or shoot a gun

[rocky timber]

[upbeat salmon]

Or drive a car

[rocky timber]

syad lyfe

..

[strong zenith]

Where u from?

[upbeat salmon]

I thought driving a car is X

[upbeat salmon]

Philippines

[wintry heron]

yes

[wintry heron]

Come to America I’ll teach you how to use a real gun 😉

[upbeat salmon]

Philippines is in a lockdown i think still

But idk i dont follow the news

[wintry heron]

Damn sad life

[rocky timber]

i thought running was R3, cuz i used to play god of war before gta 5 and its sprinting was R3
and i used to think to drive a car we just need to move the joystick front back left or right

[wintry heron]

U should WW3 is going to start soon

[wintry heron]

Doesn't the American passport come free with an AR 15?

[wintry heron]

It does 🙂

[upbeat salmon]

I played alot of vice city stories so i thought the controllers are the same

[rocky timber]

first time i tried to shoot i just pressed R2

.__.

[wintry heron]

Glad to talk to you again buddy

😉😉😉

[rocky timber]

next day after some researchin i found we can press L2 for aiming

[hard bronze]

thank god rockstar has the same controls for rdr2 and gta

[upbeat salmon]

I played witcher 3 when i was 10

[rocky timber]

Oi

sup

[hard bronze]

so you just hipfired

[wintry heron]

Never played that, is it appropriate?

[hard bronze]

the whole time?

[wintry heron]

I played GTA7 when I was 2

[wintry heron]

All good bro

[rocky timber]

i think i played vice city or was it gta 4, cuz my neighbour had some gta game and i used to go to play there

[upbeat salmon]

No in fact let a little cousin play it

[rocky timber]

good

[wintry heron]

You?

[rocky timber]

fine for now

idk abt me in 2 weeks

.__.

[upbeat salmon]

And one of my older cousin were watching

[wintry heron]

How would have thought a game called the Witcher would not be appropriate

[upbeat salmon]

The opening scene was….. Well…. interesting

[wintry heron]

Damn

[wintry heron]

What was it?

[upbeat salmon]

Because yes

[rocky timber]

interesting in which way

[wintry heron]

Yeah answer the man

[upbeat salmon]

Interesting where i had to go to the bedroom where i gave my older cousin the controller to finish the scene

[rocky timber]

broo ur pfp, is is from that #LM guy?

that meme ytuber

who uploads gta memes ,_,

[hard bronze]

wait witcher 3 has sechs right

[wintry heron]

Yeah think so

[wintry heron]

What?

[hard bronze]

heard geralt will sechs some bad b words

[rocky timber]

omfg

[upbeat salmon]

Also accidentally started a lap dance with my grandma once and well….

[rocky timber]

so the scene came and u were like "here ya go brotha"

[rocky timber]

lmfao

[upbeat salmon]

Ye like that

[rocky timber]

ur grandma was watchin xD?

[upbeat salmon]

Yep and she was MAD good thing she forgot about it

[wintry heron]

Lol

[rocky timber]

phew