#🚔┃gta-discussion
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i got diamond in cayo scouting :D
but literally 0 gold D:

Come do a cayo with me or something.
Or do auto shop heist
is buying a toreador a good idea?
they are still double the money
I have 2 mil
You have the sub ?
fuck these opps
bruh he left the server
💀
Lmfao
Business Zodiac Hobo?
Imagine stealing my pfp
Shit u need to save it

Ay bro wassup 
Ayyyuyyyyyyyyyyy


Lol
The first three emoji you have is showing how you will die

Lmao


Noob





gonna do the cayo again then buy the sparrow then story mode time again

the submarine koskata yes
No
I want the toreador
because
it's like the James bond car
underwater

Oh hi I didn’t see you there
That’s not even the James Bond car
🧊
Lol James Bond car
yea
Now we wait for the Iceman to strike

and the car also looks like the back from the future car
Gday gday
@supple fractal
The deluxo?
You see me everywhere. Im your dream

Oh how did you know
the shape is kinda similar
Not at all
Cuz its me in the dreams?
I just got the toreador today it’s good
Hell yeh
It's alright
oh the oppressor mk2 is almost the same price as toreador
Yes
I like faggio
I might buy the oppressor instead
But it's kinda crap when using it in prep mission in cayo
Faggio is power
Yeah
Yes i got it just for fun bc i had 10 million
faggio sucks
Like if you go the kostka approach
Faggio is all you use for prep missions


Faggio > toreador

Facts
I made a big mistake when scoping out the cayo perico
I tried to go to the water and go to the compound but I regret it now I'm stuck in the water trying to find a way out
Just drown
yeah
Off topic but u can die underwater ur prob like level 20
I did do that when I gave up

level 40

And do you guys know why my arena war vehicles i just bought won’t spawn in my arena war garage??
I'm level 18 on my alt
Exit and enter back
so I had to do it the manual way
Noob smh
I thought I was smart when I went to the water
You can’t
Die?
U just call ur depressor mk2 in cayo perico
In scope out
Just hop on a motorcycle
you can also use oppressor mk2 in cayo perico
Stop man
Ye
Yeh
instead of toreador I'll just buy the oppressor

Yeh just buy opp mark 2
Bruh I forgot the next line in that scene
I also used a kuruma to get around in cayo
No buy faggio🤲
Segg
faggio is kinda slow ngl
Cap
Also got my luxury Luxor there
Faggio without mod is the fastest
much slower than the transportation vechile in bunker
Mitosis
Just like yo brain
Lol


Hmm
maybe

Nah it’s the fastest vehicle in the game
Exactly
Epic embed failure
Mod
Tug boat
oppressor mk2
LOL

How does nah autocorrect to what ???
it's really agile
It’s underrated
Issa supra
Still a great car if you know how to drive
You like the auto shops now? Huh
Mhm

Fastest vehicle is the kosatka underwater
So what's the best car from tuners
Calico or the dominator
Did you get the staff for auto shops ?
I'm not
I made 1.3mil from auto shop in 3 small jobs
Cool
Just 1
Yeh prob take like 1 hour
and the auto shop costs more than 1.3 mil
I made 1.8 million in 10 minutes
Aight then 
Ask me if i care
do you care?
definition of insanity
Shit u copy me
Embed fail
the way that person talks
No hoe i typed first
No cap Iceman sexy
Embed fail
LOL
Fuck embeds
@viscid orchid embed fail
So many embed failure
Calico
Ok
Damn i was about to say dominator
Shit u pro bout cars?
Calico is overrated af
I'll buy calico first
I have 5 future shock arena vehicles
I have 250 tuner cars man i bath in tuners cars

I have your mum
yo was happening pimp it's yo boy ld ay you know I ain't chop and up in a minute but a got a home that needs something and it might make the perfect thing looking for a proffesional


What the f u talking
the call I get every time I log in gta online
you can keep
Shit u don't have agency?

Yeh understandable
yea
...
but oppressor is better
🤓
and agencies are expensive
Lazer > Oppressor
but the ruiner 2000 is much expensive
Bruh is good way to make money too
Bruh it's barely 2 mil
Yeh
the ruiner 2000 is more expensive than opressormk2
Opp mark 2 is 3 mil
how bout that
What's not expensive for a poor man
explain.
😐🤲🤲🤲🤲🙏🙏🙏😱🤔
I have 1
Kid tryna use emojis as embeds xD
Even a large burger is expansive for a poor

I got 2
how do i
No
wait
No
Get out
Wait
just to get with rockets
doing prison break with randoms is breaking my will to live
It’s 3 mil lmao
Include the missiles and the terrorbyte
yes
I have 5 arena vehicles
So?
With all variants of each one 😈
Right this way sir
the normal oppressor mk2 has no missiles
To get the terrorbyte
Bruh its not useless
U can make money easily with opp mark 2
Yes
the reason is
it's a flying vechile
it's impossible to control machine guns
not impossible
Yeh
skill issue
Why y need to shoot anyway lul
I did cayo perico stealth solo no watching youtube turials
Bruhhhh


how
It's ur first time cayo
I don't have the ruby
That's why
OK but I replay
Now y done ur first time
I would get banned
ik


Understand whut
so I have to replay it manually

without doing the #####
Yeh man
Stoopid
It's random
tf is ruby
el ruby
you mean the pink diamond?
Probably get the tequila
No he mean is ruby necklace
It's random
bruh ruby necklace is fuckin trash
but I think the files are more worth than tequila
Sometimes you get the ruby sometimes tequila
Yeh
Guys I got Lester as my primary target on cayo 😳
But it's call the bearer bonds
Buff ruby necklace
how
Just do bruh
It's not like u asking or some
you're my primary target 
It's worth 1 bil 😳

1)panther statues
2)pink diamond
3)bearer bonds/madrazzo files
4)ruby necklace
5)tequila
There u go
Just go to #871616746862305330 bruh
ok
James Bond

@silk knot worth $50K 
I'm fine with madrazzo files tbh
you expect too much from these people
I don't wanna use rng
Yeh but on normal mode you get 1.1 mil
And can be done on normal only
on hard mode?
aka you don't wanna play legitimately
oh
U cant
Yep
I can't?


why?
Which weapon takes the most skill?
That's why it calls the "madrazzo files"
musket 
Not bearer bonds
In hard mode 1.43
Just go to gta info again
not big difference
Excluding limited time weapon



Imagine imagining

I didn't have ps plus during that time because how stupid console works to play online
I got my musket back in like 2015 lmao
I only have it in story mode 
Hey
although I don't have any firework ammo sadge
Gm all

don't care + ratio + you're bald + your hood watches stanz now
Which weapon takes the most skill that isn't the musket

perico pistol is pog

At least it's real
OOOOOO
Imagine simping over a girl that never existed
Les go kyle
and she'll never love you

ANimE WaIFU moments 
what facts
Yessir
.


💀
Go back to china town
Yessir


indeed

💀


Maybe he's touching grass

And deleted genshin impacts
Lmfaoo
you assuming I play genshin


uh huh
It’s not even a game Lmao
No
Good morning guys
Ok
Wut to you mean ok its 10 am for me
9 for me
K
Kyle a dog!!?? Exposed!!??


I saw tht :-:
:pepeSleep:
Pepefail
ok I'm going back to sleep
E
F

Lol
I got enough money for a kotsatka should i buy it instantly?
yes
Yes
But some preps hard asf tho
Hey
They are not, you just gotta do em a few times.
They use shotguns in close range when sonar prep
Cayo perico is the easiest heist
Me and my friend struggled on it
I use heavy shotgun back 🙂
Only the valkyrie prep is annoying for me
since when are cayo preps hard
cayo is just free money
Kosatka and valkyrie are really annoying
First things first it the sonar is required for cayo perico?
Because i had to call a sumbmarine for that douchebag of a prep
Yes if u choose kosatka approach
If you want to go thrue drainage pipe yes.
damn gotta steal a velum then
Thats not even hard
My friend 💀 stole both sonar and the velum
Our progress on his kotsatka got reseted 2 times
LITERALLY
Man didnt save the preps 💀
Guys is ruby 3 gold 1 painting hard mode good for b2b
All i know is diamond necklace can make you instant cash
then shotgun them back lmao
you know you can hide behind corners, right?
If merryweather gave me a chance to
Its easy
Those corners suck bro they hide in the other room
True
Yes i have a heat vision to find out where that mofo id

My problem is those fucking bastard run into me and pump me
idk man
Why is everyone playing dying light?

everything dies out in weeks nowadays
Then why do slenders dont?
relevancy is hard to keep
People sti buy amritnaths famous cocaine after it died out 100 years ago
Ok should i buy supplies for my mc business or steal?
Steal if you havent gotten the upgrades
I personally think it wouldnt hurt to break into fleeca again
Steal
I surely will but tryhards in an akula 💀
Havent had any trouble supplying my bunker so far
I had some
That bastard destroyed my frogger
It was beeping and i didnt know why 


Well rest in peace frogger. You helped me alot when i started to where i am now
A millionaire
Shit i play dl
Anyways
Discord just added PlayStation Network isn't that cool?
On pc
Yep i couldnt find any better status than this
lmao
Yalls
Balls
Should I put the machine gun or the laser gun on the ZR380
Time to rob mister el Rubio for the third time today.
Laser
Shit dude he already went bankrupt
Noob I done that for 1000000 times

Finally the pink diamond bois 
Hell yehhhhh
What u get before?
Thats prob why he had a bottle twice today
Bearer bonds 2 times 
Shit that's not bad
I got tequila 3 times 
😀
Shit dont say that here shithead
😂

This bitch
Which one
Treasure hunt one
Oh ye

That thing is sick
Double action
Yah better than tequila
That thing looks sick in rdr2 but its just a gold dipped version of the double action revolver 
Anything is better than tequila
Tequila from Cayo Perico?
tequila?
Yee
I like to eat ass so it should be good right?
what you guys got in the 1st time
Everyone gets bonds
Madrazo files
Arcade
Getting pixel petes was the worst decision of my life
I got bonds in the 2nd time
If you dont mind can i have those porn files before mini madrazo burns it?
I have zeno
Sure
Trevor sins
You should buy anus instead of ignus
I bought zeno😔
When?
have you guys ever wanted to do cayo like you had to bc ur broke but were never wanting to/in the mood too
No one when did I ask
😔
Imagine buying supercars at level 40
😂
haha
what's better the vinewood or la mesa arcade
that look like a gtr
videogeddon is the best
Closest to casino and also good location
ohh
took alot of times but got loot and didn’t get caught!
Nice
Yeah it will spawn on roads
And U won't have to pay if it's destroyed
U can equip it with weapons
Also easy to enter ur sub with it
I have 2,709,210 so i’ll buy it
Good Heli just weak
Thats why i didn't put any weapons
I wonder what happened if i crash it on water
Coz i won't be fighting with that
Destroyed
Bruh get weapons,they're pretty decent
Ok,You do You
And for AI i have a deluxo
decent level if im being honest 
Deluxo is OP
im putting missles cause why not?
Against Ai yes
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Against players No
Better missiles than Oppressor MK2
on par with mk2 imo
Toreador missiles are also very aggresive
but it is nice tho
so its more aggressive tracker?
just easily killable when you use a mk2 lol
90% of the time they hit the opressors no matter what
yes but no chaff so it's useless
Only problem with deluxo is its weak body
^^^
If it could take 3-4 homing missiles
It's slow af anyway
Then it would be better than Toreador
i dont pvp and what i remember ai’s dont have rpgs
its faston ground
Not really
just slow af when airborne
Thats why I use deluxo for Ai
And i also don't pvp
Mk1 superiority
But those 8yr old kids don't like to see me in peace
yeah because they have boost unlike the deluxo lol
Imagine
no...
They come flying on a broomstick
without boost it's faster
Those Lil Jimmy and their flying toys
wanna try to shoot me off my broomstick on wednesday?
oh mb
boost can't recharge while in the air
nightshark supremacy 
is nightclub a good business for a beginner?
not really if im being honest
Bunker better
get it last
Minigun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
No,nightclub is the last business u should buy
sticky bomb go brrr
i'll still survive anyway 
Your nightshark will go boom
so should i get the vehicle cargo business instead
you won't
get crates
i will 
have it already tho
If you shoot someone's sticky bomb while they hold it they will die
Their vehicle will also explode
they dont lmao
nice
especially in the nightshark
Can we do cayo heist solo?
they dont
I mean on wednesday
Yes
we can try today
Ask anyone who pvps
or i can send you a video clip
1.7m
Ahh alright thankssss
Np
no...
If you shoot the sticky bomb that someone holds they will die
their nightshark will explode
and everyone inside dies

How much is pink Diamond worth on cayo?
i thought they did wtf 
Don't always hold your sticky bombs
if someone shoots it you die
what im confused 
Whut
if you hold your sticky bombs and aim them and someone shoots them while you are holding them you die even if you are in a vehicle
Zeno or ingus?
After 6 hour mute i am back
Oh
ignus
Hey @slender stag
i heard zeno is having cosmetic problems
I use that too when on setups
i use it when roaming freemode looking for hostile players

im switching games and then get bored so ill come back to gta and get bored again 

gamer momen
1.3 mil and 1.43 will on hard
yep ^
whats the fastest vehicle
fuck it ill just platinum metal gear 5 
the golf
calico gtf i think
wasnt it the rsx or krieger?
how much do they cost
panto very nice 
is the krieger faster than the tezeract?
not sure, u can put low grip tires on the calico and its fastest in the game
Hello
i bought the tezeract because it looked more cooler than the krieger for me 
@tough mountain
Some dumbass tried to kill me with a sticky from him car
sticky bombs
whats the first business i should buy cuz im new
coke
mc business?
nooo save for the kosatka
nah
like arcade, nightclub
oh
wait for ceo office discounts
kosatka
then get the ceo first
ceo office is crap
thats not a business
^

🤦
u can do the cayo heist from it
mk
thats the best money strat

ill check it out🤷
yh
unless you know how to make money from them
bruh i need 2,2 mil but i only have 1 mil🙁
imagine doing business grinding them all out for a long time
I have a bunker, nightclub, airfreight and cash
nah businesses dont give enough money, compared to cayo when u can make 1.5 mil avg in 50 mins



when you can just do cayo and send a little bit of happiness down the drain everytime you do a run 

exactly
because its repetitive but its also the best money making method in the game 
^
diamond more fun tho 
holy fucking shit 60 fps looks so good im tired of gta online being powerpoint frames for me
;-;
metal gear runs on 60 fps thanks kojima 
apartment heists are more fun tbh
doomsday is the best heist 
auto shop heists for the win 
dping cmm is more fun 
i meant diamond casino 
never tried it bc i know i can't do that shit
i did it but for some reason my progress is at 25/26 
so you didn't get paid ?
Shit ur ps running 30 fps on gta?

Hey why did the plane in the deluxo setup b line to the water?
just ramed into water
guys i have 6.35m what to buy
do you have kosatka/mk2/sparrow ?
what do you want exactly 
idk
all
also
which helmets are bulletproof
Other than "Bulletproof Helmets" Category
nothing really
Are you listening to yourself hoe
others do reduce damage tho
b11
only freemode drag races
should I get penthouse
if you do cayo then sure
i bought the cheapest one and maxed it out lol
dunno if its different as it gets expensivr
same layout as cheapest one?
Maybe
I just burned money
They're useless shit
And i get annoying calls from those hoe captian and manager
And that fucker Dave
Fucking always glitch on me
good thing i bought the cheapest one lol
i did his missions and he doesnt call me anymore 
got a free vw beetle too which i'll take what i can get 
Bozo
Brooo you will cry if you hear my story
vehicle prize lets GOOO!
I did his fucking mission 4 times and everything FUCKING time he didn't tell me where to drop fucking chakra shit
Fuck you


Fucking hoes

Why hoe?
idk whether to pity you or just straight up laugh at you 
Why laughing at me hoe?

Fucking dumb or what

Anyone Wana help me do the fleeca job?(I'm new btw)
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