#🚔┃gta-discussion
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honestly cayo is only good for money and that's it
apartment heists and casino heist are more fun
especially if ur not playing with randoms
Only if youre not playing with randoms*
u can get good randoms tho
Heya
Yeah
i once finished the deliver emp setup with randoms
Yh yh ik that
Im saying this
Cuz i got stuck at prision break for like 2-3 months
lol i finished all the og heists in like 5 days
Bruh i did all my heists with randoms.
The only one i had problems with is pacific standard.
With randoms?
Cuz people keep dying.
it's hard to find ppl for apartment heist
👌
Someone roast me once pls
Ikr
ayo been getting a glitch where the first prep for humane labs kicks me during the first cutscene, anyone know how to fix this?
Try reloding gta
i did, this been happening for the past 2 days
Oh then idk sorry
it doesnt give me any messages or anything, it just goes straight back to freeroam
Just play another game
Do you guys play siege
Don't waste your time with this arcaic spaghetti code game
uh, gta is awesome
cockstar being cockstar
it is a nice game if im being honest
but there are just so many glitches and issues with rockstar that makes other people hate it 
omg a rockstar fanboy in gta-discussion? that's crazy
what a weirdo
liking gta in gta-discussion, that's fucking weird
you're normal though
definitely 
i have a question
Bro can anyone help me with a contract
i have an xbox and playstation and play gta on both
Im tired and need help plz
what do i do
Can u help me
me?
Yea
Its a contract finale and i keep dying
oh
yeah that one is hard
i’ll help u later if ur still trying
i almost broke a controller the first time i did it
Ok when can u help in 30 mins
Lol
120
ight
Ok
what part u keep dying at
The last part where u plug in drives
wdym
Its the data contract
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought u we’re doing the dr dre contract
Na finished that
Yea just help me when u can
ight
yall toxic af xd it finally let me go through
what should i do wit 3.6mil?
i already got kostaka sparrow n som other stuff but not everything
i got agency n autshop
Hilarious 
I would agree if your name wasn’t that
I purchased a hanger but I can't see my purchased helicopter, any one can guide?
I grief people selling there stuff
@pastel kernel k and?
I hate those kind of people
I was delivering some goods and some mf blew me up
I only got 10k
I could have had 60 or 70k
I am joking those guys suck
They do
i need 3 people 2 help me with a mission
some1 plz
I would but I play on Xbox sorry
its fine
Hope u find someone
wsp
ayyyy
What’s up man
nm
Can someone one Xbox help me get 900k to start a business I’m broke ☹️
I could but not today
you need to call pegasus for your aircraft them manually fly it into your hangar
How much money you got?
how much u got?
Like 800k
still?
I got this super nice guy doing cayo with me
He is giving me 85%
nice
Yeah
I can’t find people to do the prison break heist with tho 😕
1k
Damn
☹️
Tomorrow?
Ok
We could do casino heist together
whats the best auto shop loc
I meant to say np
😅
Sorry
there all decent tbh
Sorry I meant to say np
It’s ok
hello!
Hello
i bought the one for 1.6 mil and its a good spot tbh
I will help you tomorrow bro, we will do casino
Ok
hi!
how is everyone?
I’m ok
someone keeps farm killing me
im great, yourself?
Damn
I’m doing good thank you for asking
i applied for my first job and was accepted!!!
congrats!
Congrats
thxs and thxs thatguy
I’m happy for you
kinda a lame job tho
I just had wendys today
nice
Congrats man
its not hard to get a job rn
bc covid
Yeah
no one wants to work
Ik
but i need some cash lol
Including me
Haha yeah, don’t we all
true
well clearly not you, you wanted to spend $100 on shark cards lol
lol
instead you could promote my yt vid 😉
I will
But not here you could get banned
no i was jk
😂
What should I buy after the sub?
I’m thinking yacht
what do you own
I own free cars
so nothing
I really want that flying bike that shoots rockets
buy anything other then yacht then
isstggggg
Why not the yacht
I was in a lobby with someone who had a yacht
It was pretty cool
What do you mean
if you get the bike dont be a greifer please
Don’t worry, I’ll end greifers with that bike 😉
thats what they use
Ik, just today some guy blew up my cargo when I was delivering counterfeit cash
yikes
I lost over 50k
can anyone help me scope out cayo perico im noob
Oh bro that sucksssss
Ik
Did you figure out who it was
I need people for the prison heist I'm level 10 and my name is Elc3cas22
Hate greifers
Can we do that tomorrow?
I can help you
One was trying to fuck up my resupply for my cocaine lockup
Pls
Damn
Tomorrow bro
I went rogue on my bike hid at the top of the hill at sandy shores and headshot him
Hahah
Ok
Lol
Sweet revenge on a griefer feels so good when it happens
Can anyone help me with a contract finale im struggling
I wish I could
Sorry
it really does lol
Hello catto
hey thatguy 
How are you this fine day
good good,wbu?
I’m alright
I’m trying to make money in gta but it’s so hard
oof
oof indeed
I can’t even afford a business yet I’m broke
shark cards
😳😳
Is it just me or have I not seen a spider in a suspiciously long time 🤔
Yo can anyone help me with a heist mission
Whats your guys opinion on those shark cards tho...
Useless
Ight
You wanna do some Hiest?
I can’t find people to do the prison break with
You got anyone cuz we’ll gladly come along if you would tag in during ours
We can’t cross platform
Wait what
Ik it’s sad
Welp, I wish you the best of luck friend
Thanks
Best of luck to you too
Please don’t
Noooooooo
how dare you mention such thing.
I don't buy em but why are the shark cards so bad anyways lmao
you spend a lotta money for in game currency
I suppose I mean 100 bucks for only 8 mil
Tbh shark cards are the best addition to gta v
Any one have tips for silent and sneaky
use staff lobby as exit and entrance, also get the lvl 2 passes if u haven't already gotten it
I have done all that and keep getting caught
skill issue💀
Be silent, be sneaky and by God be silent and sneaky
Not skill issue the guy is finding me through walls no camera anywhere in sight
Have you tried uh idk, getting better at the game?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah level 200 that was mean u should go in hole and sneak out of it itself
skill issue
difference in skill
Ok thanks for the help

Anytime :)
yo
real talk if you got spotted without you realizing why it's probably because of you making noise
running, jumping, shooting all makes noise
Ohhh so I have to crouch never did that before I’ll try it out
u don't have to crouch
@silk knot nic new pfp 
tyty


Sus



man I helped a new player out with the fleeca setups and they didn't invite me to the finale...

Find their ip and blue ball them


🍔
Wsup boiiii
Hi
Whose this Lesbian guy??
Idk
Bruh
🇨🇦
🇨🇦
zLLLLLLL


how much money does the other person your doing Cayo with get from pink diamond hard mode with gold and elite
Idk man
🇳
Truly a mysterious mystery
I will slide a piece of paper between the webbings of your fingers

Chill
There is no need
Yoo
For that
Wassup
Whats good homie
Your banner is wierd
Thank you
Too close and personal
Your welcome
I can’t relate
Since I have not done the cayo mission
I don’t have money for the sub
Sad
Bro you need to buy sub first now
The rockstar fanboys
Ik 😕
"buy shark cards"
I only have 700k
Now that’s a great idea
No one wants to work with me
R.I.P
Only one guy who wants to help me but he doesn’t play that much
Wanna do cayo with me
Can’t
They're on Xbox ._.
Why
No crossplay
Cross plataform is not possible
Ohhhhh yeah
Thanks for the offer tho
Sad

I made another character and I wanted some beginner money so I tried the Double Action Revolver thing but it turns out once you do it on one character you can't do it with any other
F
should i get combat mg mk2
Hello
Yes
No missiles
Why would a machine gun have missiles?
wdym
At that point you have a weapons system
Instead of one singular fire arm
Unless it's a tiny missile attached to the machine gun, M16 grenade launcher style!
Nah minigun MK2 with 9999 explosive rounds
a tank chasing me
So this is what it's like having a female character in GTA ._.
wsp
so should i really get the combat mg mk2
none of u guys answered it directly
u guys said random bullshit
Yes
aight thANKS
I answered your question but okay

Is there anything else that you can't get again once you get it on your first character?
Or was it just the double action revolver
Don’t y’all love it when ya gotta grind cayo but not in the mood for it
Same here
Oh shittt Ngl no cap
Bruh im trying to grind the auto shops right now
Hi
Mur since the moodyman like the cringe couple of all time
How to persecute English Dave for War Crimes?
facts i have 652k money and i been kinda stuck there for the past three days because i dont feel like doing casino or cayo
yep
Same lol
I got 1.3 m
ha, poor!
Just spend it u don't deserve money 
i usally play autoshop missions without headphones for this reason

Jkjk
Casino good
Wtf
sus
Shit the couple man
Speaking Cayo I'm doing it right now
Guddamn
well ive done each one at least 10 times i dont like hearing there voice anymore lol
Does cmn require elite challenge?
same lol
Cmm*
U bet
all the grass outside is dead and covered in snow


Y'all wanna do stupid things on gta?
I think no
play something else 
that depends
how about no
Just don't die
when i first started the game i thought auto shop was the best way to make money lol
And In the same team
Ez
You bought it?
Yeh say that to prison break
sadly yes
My first thought that regular heist was the best making money
I think yes lul
bruh prison break is easy, the problem is randoms are braindead
was until some point
Like in 30 min easy 300k without double money
my friend told me to get the autoshop so i didnt even think of that
Yeh that's the one
Prison break no prob
The randoms
how about,drive up to randoms,just follow them and see their reaction
Shit they spoil
i did prison break so many times with randos
like how tf did my last pilot crash
Unless you got random who messed it up
i basically trained my flying ability there
same lol
So you be the pilot guy?
yea
Or the demo guy
already did that 
pilot
velum
Yeh
or idk was it velum
Yeh I think yes
For real

what was the reaction 
I scared the shit out of them lmaoo
I wish I could cmm but dont have a crew
when the jets come just keep doing u turns takes the jet like 30 secs to turn around
was on my oppressor and was just following them
Yeh u gotta find one man
Funny part is I never completed the prison break at it from my apartment
Shit u cant just do with random ngl
Lol same

i know few guys like progi and chetan but
i love following people on my oppressor mk2 and scaring them. they think i will shoot them
I just help my friend do the prison break
lmao

my fav past time
Yeh?
I missed the old day from gta

i remember i did the same thing,during christmas all i wanted was a snowball,fight that guy was a lvl 8,he littrealy started shooting at me for throwing snowballs with his pea shooter deafault pistol,deffinately a fun moment to witness
No oppressor no try hard just classic

Shit man
Any body want to tell how to get money without the apartment heists (I don't have enough to pay for prison break set up)
it's fun taking a break and just fucking with people
I also grabbed a fire truck and went around hosing people down
Lets just hope this gta 6 have no modder....well atleast idk
Cayo heist
I do that alot

But I need the 2 mil sub
was fun until a sour sport blew me up in their oppressor :(
I remember trying to steal a tank or jet from the army
not possible every game has this
be a grabber in lfg cayo
Shit ikr
kyle its r* games dont be too excited about gta 6 ,until you see a trailer saying gta 6,we never know it may be gta online 2
Damn
Yeh man fck that
lmao
ppl create hacks on any game
lol
i cant get hyped knowing its gonna be another 5 years b4 its out
It said is coming 2025 which is stupid
Yeh
I will expand and enhance their wives's asshole
I guessed 2023 to 2024
Shit bruhhh
time for another prison break, hopefully this team can actually finish it
Idk

kyle are you available ?
Idk
i guess 2050
For whut
bugstars casino heist
oh...
thought you were asking them out 
It won't take 28 years to make a video game
nah bro i have lost all hope
It do be like that though
But it is a GTA game

idk man how long have we been waiting?
yessss I'm the pilot
Yah
let's gooooo
I think 8 years
1,000 years
But yeh the manhunt 3 was canceled
ye 8 years little long dont u think?
rip, i wish it came out
But the game itself gonna be fcking gore if manhunt 3 is out 💀
Holy crap I'll be 16 if GTA 6 is in 2024
i turn 16 in a few days
I wish they made a max payne sequel tho
because manhunt, they wont
Oh you bet
Oh shit max Payne is good
yeah
Hell, my dad have all the max Payne series and outfit
nice
already got a job b4 im 16 hehe, cant work till the day after my birthday tho
also I wish there was a co op mode in Hitman games
Oh of course
Shit that would be a bomb lul
Alright I'll brb I'mma go do Heist
probably in hitman 4 when it releases
guys i may have messed up i got one of em ads that are like how to make money in only 1 month and i forgot i had the tab open so it played all the way through istg if yt only gives me thos ads now
wtf
I sure do miss the early 2000’s
use adblocker
seeing discord profiles actually is starting to make me feel sick
to lazy to download it
bruh
ok

Do you guys sometimes hear constant explosions like around other people?
In gta ofc not irl
yeah that’s why it’s not letting you through
69 isn’t funny
it’s doing a funny check too
can't do that with randoms lmao
shrug
what are the best things to have my warehouse technitians on for night club?
i forgot some of them
cargo, cocaine, cash creation, meth, and weapons
but which one is which? i konw cargo and sporting goods are weapons and cargo
i believe
tgg explained em all
in his newest business guide
yeah
Cocaine - South American Imports
Cargon and Shipments - Crate Warehouse, Hangar
Pharmaceutical Reasearch - Meth
Cash Creation - counterfeit cash
Organic Produce - weed
printing and copying - doc forge
@sterile hill
Sporting goods - bunker
Nightclub is pretty good just get those and buy the works your set just gonna wait until everything fall if you want
what bullet type should i put in combat mg mk2
For me regular
regular
aight
Thank you.
I moved my technitians around when trying to fill up my other stuff and forgot
np
do you want me to teach you how to edit mod menus?
bruh

don't do it in online

Bruh I just realized how the start pack is a waste of money
Hi
Especially now it's ez to make money for the kosatka as long as ur in this server
What is better gta 5 or red dead redemption 2 
anybody on gta rn any wanna play??🥺
Depends on you
See some yt vids, compare, then decide
Both suck ass

Well story wise rdr2 online wise gtao
Mainly because GTA online has more to offer
I mean
People being extra generous and sending ";)"
you can, you just can't be an attractive one
gta 5 ig
Like I said I can do cayo preps on my own but they still wanted to help 
oh, that's what you meant
can’t we talk about caryo replay glitch in this server?
You think that's bad? Try being a woman in real life
Oh ik that's worse 
ah yes, let me switch my gender rq
The BS in life
Thank you moderated nickname, your efforts will be greatly appreciated

guys do you remember me?
But no cap the female tryhard outfits have more options
No
._.
Doesn't exist
this kids source: mrbossftw
Auto Shop Contracts are Double Money this week right?
Yes
Yes
Like I care
Cayo may get you 1.6M an hour but Auto Shop Contracts are sexy.

Also I'm getting sick of doing Cayo day in day out
Pavel is more sexy

Why not casino heist? 
Can't get anyone for it
Pavel is the only man I would be straight for
No-one wants to do Casino these days
I do ._.
😎👍
He's the only one I'd go gay for 
lmao imagine having to choose

Yeah you have so many pans to purchase for love
I never said I was Pan
XD
And I'm not
Lol it's a joke
I'm 🥚 Eggsexual 😎😎
Ah so you're just a fucking dumbass

Got it
No I love eggs...stupid
I will break your eggs
at least I'm not "Dreamsexual"
LOL I didn't know peto wasn't allowed
That's not even a real thing
damn
that's why it's in "these bad boys"
It's another way of saying peto

I will invalidate whatever I want
Straight people? Not valid anymore
Except Zoophiles, Dreamsexuals, and anything to do with sexuality towards cutlery

Fair enough
Zoophiles deserve to get a paper cut right in the urethra
I second this movement.
Americans saying being a peto is a sexuality 
Not Americans, stupid people
And as a member of the alphabet mafia, we do not claim these people as valid
tf is peto
Well the real word for liking kids as an adult isn't allowed
oh that
Pedophilia I think
ja
Infact, they're so not valid that they have less rights than a cockroach :)
People just weird af nowadays
Factual.
people have always been weird...
Also factual.
This too is factual.
Weirdness, stupidity and insanity has always been there, the internet just gave a platform to these people to make themselves more apparent
Tbh almost nobody touches grass nowadays
Remember guys, if you feel like a bad person, just remember that it's illegal to tell children that gay people exist in Russia.
I don't think that has anything to do with it... lol
people who touch grass are equally dumb
Imagine calling someone a no life for having explosive rounds
its also illegal for married women to skydive on sundays in florida
I'm only trying to get them to counter griefers
russia also banned pornhub and told people to get laid irl
but thats why i have moc

Genius
Move to Russia then
I got them to defend myself from aircraft
See how much you like that place
Fair
Nah mate north Korea 
Illegal immigration
I'm not a dipshit so no
you think that'd be a nice place to live?
They might think that's also based
Lovely people and food, excellent work conditions, I'd say it's the best place in the world
Ik how terrible it is 3 generations of dictatorship
Oh yeah, "excellent work conditions", "best place in the world", bruh you get shot for walking down the street at the wrong time of day
combat mg shreds
Yes it's called a joke, might have heard of such concept before

I can't tell who had much more dark history north Korea or America
That's obviously not true about walking down the street at the wrong time of day, but Kim Jong-Un legit banned leather jackets because he doesn't want people to "copy his look".
Hello everybody I have an important question
As a level 40 in online with little money should I buy the arcade
uh I'd say no
Kosatka
Yes
And will I get money
Get Kosatka
Both are equally dark and fucked up, but I'd say north Koreans have it worse in current times
im level the funny number yeyyyyyyyy
You will have over 400 mil in Total income if you do it alot
Best thing to own in game
Arcade or kosatka?
Kosatka
faggio
Kosatka, easy
Yacht
Actually yeah Faggio
Yacht > Kosatka
Incorrect
Faggio > Kosatka
Arcade not really worth it because you gotta find people and not good in payout
luxor deluxe> faggio
you don't understand the true nature of the yacht
You stupid or sumthin
Kosatka you can own anything you wanted in gta
Coz anti-air guns i know
nah
i barely use oppressor
With Cayo perico
imagine not making 200 mil in 1 heist
not the anti air guns
Ok I shall now do apartment heists to buy the faggio
im using it for traveling 
Get kosatka ._.
Lol
bruh this aint the union depository heist this is gta online
based
Nimbus > Luxor deluxe
imagine doing the criminal mastermind challange
when u can get the cash quickly with cayo
Imagine not doing the doomsday criminal mastermind
well... you can do the union depository in online... it's just not nearly as good as single player

How much would it be to purchase every car GTA online no need for storage?
Over 1 bil
Is there a UD Contract somewhere?
Prob
yes
ya the auto shop
Atleast 5 dollars
oh shit
Auto shop
I thought they only had Fleeca Contract for bank jobs in Auto Shop
300K payout even though ur taking gold 💀
R/technicallythetruth
Ew reddit
r/thisisnotreddit
Meh probably but over 500 mil is fs
r/idontgiveafuckletthemdotheirmessageyouignorantcockgobbler
based
Should've always been 600K in payout
I agree
is it hard
no lol
No
then why should it be 600k payout
unless you have brainlets as teammates
because that's the reasonable amount for the time you put in for it
Brainlets? You're asking too much of the gta online community
right
plus you're hitting union deposit
And you're stealing gold
Woke up and chose violence
Cheburek best car 👍
pretty epic how rockstar told us theyre working on gta 6
What is strip club

retail office
@-0—-#0240 19
uh huh
right...
Fun Time
Or as Tanisha would say the Strip Club contains "The Easy Way"
It's a place where you pay money to see boobs
👆👆👆
What is boobs
ight bro nice trolling
👆👆👆
What are boobs
So basically little Kev, men have chest, women have boobs. Men have attraction to boobs so want make reproduce so human race stay exist
@faint abyss how to reproduce
Its an organ that most mammals have, this organ produces milk to feed their infants until they can eat other foods
...
this is a gta server not "how the fuck do i have sex" class
Yes
That people think are attractive for some reason

@wintry heron 💀
this was your fault
Like we've all seen em as infants
how is this their fault
U don't understand
Omg have you eaten from boobs too? Same!
No way
Twins
guys, does scuba gear make any difference in cayo ?
The reason why humans find breasts attractive is likely an evolutionary advantage, the bigger the breasts the more likely they are to attract a mate, and the more likely they are to be better at feeding the infants
In the heist yes
😳
Set ups never
Yea babies are smol so they kinda dumb when it comes to even sucking
Some kid still thinks its 2013 🤣. He tried killing me with sticky bombs in a zentorno while im in my imani tech suv💀
Non implanted ones that is...
why the fuck are we having a sex class
Sometimes they use fake nipples to feed the baby better
Cuz the shape helps
let the kid have his fun bruh
He blew himself up 😹
dont ask me bruh
pffffft lmao
Twas us the whole world when we were babies
Yush
yo bros i got science class tomorrow 😎😎😎
Yes where we all were shown nudity as kids

nah i had that in health class
well we did do muscles and organs stuff last year in science and someone drew a gargantuan cock on the paper we got
veins and everything
mood
What are your boxes 👀
Why do people stare at ur boxes 👀
Thank you Kyle, very insightful
you know who mizkif is?
same
No...

This dude and I somehow being in the same server

U join from reddit?
@fossil shore hey bby girl

@fossil shore accept my friend request
ok
thx uwu

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