#๐โgta-discussion
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What effin scam
Ikr
hello I'm under da water plis help me


I don't have ur ip
i come from apol land

Wut
fr?
U Indian right?
no
How do i get in a session on my own?
Hee not
Very good
indeed
๐ต๐ฑ ?
comes in handy when i get scammer calls from india
nah.
Well Iโm just trying to do the top most done thing in INDIA
Leave
Ni hao
ni what
god damn ๐
Ice cream floating nice cgi
I would go to Taiwan 

cuz i have perms

Whicj
he'll naw
yessir

I got it for free for fortnite once
fardnight
Gave it to ma friend she really wanted it

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Well guys chill I stopped playing
good job soldier
It depends
After spending like 200 dollars on that game
Like I love the emoji lol
wtf

heheheh kyle didnt see my message cuz hes a blind fuc-
What gta5 ?
fartnite๐ ๐ ๐
FORDNIDE
fartnite
This one?
Wagwan

which 1?
Im tired
@blissful bison 
I need some sleeping pills
U mAaAd U dOg WaTeR ThAtS sAddd U dOG wATeR - 11 year fortnite kid in his music video
drink some piranha solution
works 100% of the times
I dont have any of that
Lmao true
I only got chloroform
Everyone is bob the builder
Shit literally every Fortnite mv
For godsake am I playing battle Royale or Minecraft
I bE FLosSinG~
Minecraft better than fartnite
True
Of courseeeee
Ik I got Minecraft iPad
Anyone can like what they want tho
Again no one to play with
Aparrently people like gta lol
true
3:1 concentratedย sulfuric acidย (H2SO4) to 30%ย hydrogen peroxideย (aqueous H2O2) solution
dont sleep

Ayo Walter
I got all that exept clean equipment
sleep is for loosers
Will a bucket work?
Chemistry is equal to Korean
Go the. lol
yeah sure
I have school
U like 16 right?
rock be like : Sleep? : โ ask from discord members : 
shit trueeee
I make thermite from etch n sketches
good๐
I use it for shopping




I see that


I liek haos

Haos


haos
Dog water
Hoes?
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me no god englihs
Those are slaves
I got hoooooooooes

calliiiiiing
I got a rock
youngb



U got drippy hoes

Lol
Cans of soup are perfect for throwing
Opened or close
ice is also good for throwing
U can buy 100 for $5 and they add extra mess
Yeah throwing them cross the border
imagine buying sharkcards
ice is literally free
Hell yeh 
Can of soup has perfect grip for throwing
This is a certified ice moment
Seriously no one got the joke?!
Nothing in this world is free
sharkcards are not worth it like bro 100 dollars for 8 million$ cant even buy a maxed out yatch ๐
People pay for it at the super market
ice can have an shape u want
That's Indian joke?
Ice
u can literally throw an ice dick
Wtf 100 bucks ???
yes
Are u fcking kidding
100 bucks for 8mil
Damn wtf
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Shit
Immigration officers are called ice
In the usa
Shit I didn't know shark cards cost 100 bucks
would buy it if they gave like 25mil for 100 bucks
Yepp
100 mil
Shit 8 mil
nah that's too much
Can get like in 3 days lol

But that would cause inflation

And the faggio would cost 200 mil
I say for like beginners

They can make 8 mil for like 3 days
Oh no
Opp mk2 6billion
This is bad
i mean like 4 bucks for 200k
If they know what they doing lol
what a scam
This is very bad
at least 2 mil for 4 bucks
Shit wtf
like come on

i was told that molotok is a good jet
even a fucking bike coast more than 2 million
Its ok
Just do sightseer and headhunter for 1 hour
its pretty damn solid
Easy 200k
that 1 youtuber who buys sharkcards in every video
my guy prob pays the whole cockstar staff team
Wtf
speirsisamazingHD
look at that man buying sharkcards
Damn

he just buys a car modifies them and boom
bozo
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mk4 skills



that guy legit buys sharkcards buys a car modifies it to lime green and CONTENT
Alive in this chat lololol
Bruhhhhh

Yeh I saw the vid
we are superior
Hell yeh
Damnn
cuz i am not jeff bozo



yes


wtf such a pink chat
i got this nitro from tgg's credit card
dud i bought vagner and its kinda good


Down bad
man u pink too
bozo ur pink too
We are superior
yessir

lmfao




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fail
omg is that kristieno donaldo?

mmmm dirt shake yummy!
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guys I'm rank #874๐

@wild bloom this guy ranks on 1
he dedicated his life to this discord server

No shit
bereserker face reveal
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Question if i do tresure hunt and get the revolver i will keep it or nah ??
so sad
yes
but the revolver is not good
heavy revolver better
I did test it and it takes heli out in few shots
zery kool
which is best car for pursuit race
faggio mk2

lmaoo

i dont know man i never played pursuit races
get a load of this guy
Bruhhhh i saw that
Bc I'm solo atm
no 
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Hell yeh solo not with crew
i have 3.99 mil what i should buy
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a toreador
Depends
yeah i dont have friends :/
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Average play with crew player vs solo enjoyer
depends on what u have
It's ok
welp i have alot of things
i have 170 friends in discord 
Whats dat
Shit how u count
i dont have cars
Damn wait a sec
tha buy what u don't have 
wtf lets make it 171
genius
ill buy rc tank
idk why
it's good
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u have toreador?
i have khanjali
yes
Helll yeh
Toreador is really like everybody who play gta online should have it lol
Damn
Sparrow is worth to buying on the sub ??
U don't know what to spend right?
228mil total earned
Bruh sams
Shit
yessss
is chernobog good?
toreador so good
no lol
overatted
Im on 100 million total earned
uff
i got 1 its fun if u have friends
my friend tried taking me down with it
i bought rc :>
it worked 
good
i bought 1 cuz why not

I bought ignus and I don't need any more cars
how many hours do u have
I literally avoid that overrated car lololol
160 hours now
yeah it kinda is
now ill save for nightshark
yee
Hell yeh
I bought it just bc I really like how it looks
wtf how did you earn 100 million
Correct
Negus
Grinding my friend
ill kill someone with rc
How are you fellas
It's not easy ngl
just for test
play time 10 days 

i played for more than 10 days for sure
Total Yehh
ur grinding ur friend?๐ณ 
grinding? i played for 1.2k hours and earned 160mil lmao
skill issue
I got a friend who helps me cayo
Like he doesn't care

grinding before cayo was a pain in the ass
Yeh y gonna need a friend playing this game lol
Wait you solo ?
i gave my friend 85% of the cut in cayo 
damn there Is a guy in vechicle chat that argues with me abt the fastest car pls heelp
Hell right man

oh nvm
cheburek
i think they improved the chernobobs tracking quite a lot
my friend fired 5 missiles and 4 hit me
E
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๐ต ๐ช ๐ณ ๐ฎ ๐ธ
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I have it and have bought just about everything I could ever want including more businesses for different ways to make money. Now Iโm bored and donโt really know what else there is to do. Lmao ๐
nothing
You should get a life bro
Are the Kosatka upgrades worth buying? The sonar and the missiles
If you use it lots
bro i legit just accepted a random casino heist job invite from a random guy and i struck gold, the host had done all the guard thingy setups and armor and guns and we did it flawlessly no deaths
The missiles will help with time if you get the weapons mission where u follow the helicopter blow it up and redo the mission
what's the easiest way to make $600,000 without kosatka
Casino heist
one in a billion chance
IKR
casino
wdym?
the hosts friend had a heist too and invited me but i lost connection ๐ฆ
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Casino but cayo is way faster/ better
True
and easier
Yea
Plus you could earn more money if you do 85 leader and 15 for the second dude. And if thereโs 3 gold it can fill both of the players
yeah but I don't have a kosatka
Wanna know what I did just to get the kosatka
sure
And make sure itโs on hard mode for intel
I had to grind more then 50 auto job missons to get 1 million then I found this server and started doing Cayo for randoms
I had to suffer
Just to hear the famous "Kapitan"
should I buy 2 shark cards?
You're adding years to GTA 6's release
No not worth it
oh ok
Shark cards are not worth it
Use Ethernet
Really? I'm not gonna spent 3 hours of my life trying to use the WiFi cable from the living room to my room
Thatโs really the only option if nothing helps
The only cable from my WiFi is connected to my PC
Connect it to your console
Lmao like if my pc had wireless internet connection
But it's fine
Sometime it drops
But it's mostly good
I know a way to get into a solo public
ok
So I donโt get griefed

trolled

Where can I buy the stock zr380
how long does the prep for Cayo heist take? And do I have to do that every time I want to visit there?
also collecting the tools to enter?
for me it's like 40minutes-1h
depends if I'm focusing or chilling
sparrow makes it much easier
without it maybe even 1.5h
yeah only just had 2.2m so currently only having the sub, will add sparrow to the list later.
yeah doing it for the first time can take up to 2h
bc all the cutscenes and first time stuff
mine takes 10 mins to arrive and finish
like get the velum
actually 11
yup
really depends when u get the velum located at
but sometimes I miss the jump on the bike or sth
yea same i fall off
40mins with sparrow all required preps
i personally just get the basement and leave because i do my cayos solo
ill just spawn at airstrip get the drugs or cash and go to the compound
i like drainage tunnlenand after main target get the drugs at th main dock and escape with a boat
i used to do that
exactly I do that
I always try to do the elite challenge
i fail because i always forgot the control tower and i just driver infront of it
;/
it takes me 8 min to complete the heist like that
Itโs easy if you choose the Conspirator
i get the mark or cons
yeah
but who uses the sniper
yeah i was doing aggressor for a while but conspirator is just better tbh
i recommend the mark if u spawn at airstrip it has a long rage
i always shoot the control tower guard easily while not even his
what u call it
red and blue thing
eye
the
u know
there isnt a stock version
any recommendations on what i should buy? i have all the businesses so not those
the hydra
isnโt that at fort zancudo
no
u need hangar
yeah but thats a pain to get the hydra is the best jet for everything exept dogfighting
like toreador
i have that
or krieger
or scramjet
I am trying to get the glass cutter, and have to take a photo of th eplanning board. but it doesn't accept anything I take, no matter how close or far I am on it..
Anything specific I need to do to make it work?
ill probably look into a hydra
got that
damn
get the worse possible and it works
lmfao
just buy everything at this point

gonna start a plane addiction
Lmfao
rip
ngl that's dumb, taking it at an angle where you can't see anything works, but straight ahead doesn't.. this game sometimes
Gotta update myself
Yeah i agree lol
i get the best angle and it doesnโt work
legit take a pic of nothin and it works
why not
lol i want to buy a lazer so i can defend myself in a dogfight but its gonna cost around 3-4 cayos
damn imagine opressor with 2ppl๐
hi there, new here ๐
Anyone wanna run Peter Griffin Misson overnight, I'm on ps4

bro why does every cargo grifer use a jet now
i walked into a jet and 3 people at the beach fighting and they gave me mercy while going to scope cayo
basically an extra countermeasure cause when your chaff is on cool down the passenger can use flate gun
What is the only gun that doesnโt exist in Africa
damn

the cock gun

i wanted to say a joke but iโll probably get a ban
*caulk gun
Lmao
cmon
don't be scared
do it
do it for the funny
bro how can you eat ice that shit breaks your teeth down
than DM it
my teeth strong ๐
by next year your teeth will be smaller than your pp
xd
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roasted
Iced
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imagine small pp

I don't have to imagine
PayPal me $100 and we'll see if it works 
tell me your bank info and ill fix it for you
Sounds good
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i just had the urge to buy a 10k gaming setup i promise not to use you money :)
das sad
Damn u the Walmart version of tgg?
wow the final boss of the tgg server
??
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What bro
have you seen TGGs onlyfans its pretty good

yeah im in it bro

nicee
I wonโt watch then
Yo

send pics I don't have money pls
Mr beast chocolate bars pretty good
Can someone play gta with me cayco peri o heist
do they have worldwide shipping?
Nah I went there and got 1
nah bro only if its in a group watch session with @blissful bison


whre

Amerika

ok marky
get spaghetti tacos
bruh
i cant kiss you goodnight anymore sorry im in america rn
why tacos
pineapple on pizza
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spaghetti on pizza
mac and cheese on pizza
edp
ill wait for you at your house

shhh
but
๐
what

rip i guess your never getting a goodnight kiss
How tf do u know where I live
i know where you live
I'm coming for u 
me too
U donโt know what City I live in
i know
its a city on planet earth

gottem
ok
I would never tell that I live in Rome
omw there rn
cock
Cock lockup
imagine doxxing yourself
shut

c0cK
pls just asnwer
Cock lockup
answer
Paleto gay
the one near gravesend is good
Itโs the best 1
grapeseed
bro
Gravesend
Why?? Just why

im gonna die
Chat, random question
Whats "lfg"? #๐ฎใขcayo-lfg-ps4
and cheap
Chat?
and the fish can enjoy some cock
I mean what does "LFG" stands for?
Broooo u ๐๐
Looking for girls
looking for gorillas
idk I've always assumed it's just random 3 letters
๐คจ
U find a player to play with
when u need ppl you go to those chats
oof
can anyone be my gf
should i buy the alamo sea lockup?
Can loop in pc not in phone
hold up i cant even react to messages
tf
eh its profit for no work
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only for nightclub they are good
Peasant
griefing cargos the best money strat
2k is a lot
yes
Also, i have a few questions about the Criminal Mastermind Challenge, should i ask that in #๐ฎใขapartment-heist-lfg-ps4 or is it good to ask here?
Itโs not good to ask here
^

yeah u better get out of here
Kk
fast
run
a
it's not safe
Fun fact:
Im right behind you.
I already have ur address ๐

I eat fish 
I already know that ๐
iced
Yes

Hmmm i c e delicious
fortunately I like ice
I am begginnnnn Uuuuuu

44.686.24.2

gottem
Italy has the best cookies ever

it's like mullin0 blanco or su shit
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its yours

see you soon
he he he ha
wow
@stray fog
Boi if u donโt sh

im at your door rn
throw me a ladder step bro
Get ur depressor mk2
I am a step ladder 

Kill me
I just checked the ip and Im pretty sure it's fake
dies
๐ wait in your room
!ban @vapid coral assisted suicide
HELPP
gorilla
MOMMASA
u need help?
I want spaghutti
tell me where u live and I'll help u 
Okay

I live at del perro apartment 12
whispers ill give you 10 bucks if you double cross him and help me instead
ok

splinkity slorkas

dafadidily esagbat
no im speaking martian
Throught it was your cat

doom music intensifies
@supple fractal
none
Can someone help me with a heist. Im new and dont know much about GTA
no thanks
look into lfg channels
what
get pinged xd
stop posting about amongus

Momma I want spaghutti
who ping
Anyone wanna play

idk
ye i want











