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What is a shark card
Well what do you expect
Maybe i’ll try that havent really bothered doing the setups. Heard they are boring asf
money you buy with real money
Something you buy when you have skill issues
not worth a penny
Yeah me too
Hatchet is really fun
Stone hatchet
I barely use it
Idk
Health and damage
Also gives you full health after killing someone with it
nice
Makes you take 3 sticky bombs if I’m not wrong
It increases mental state I think
Nah
so you can basicaly become immortal?
Sort of but only for a while
you can regen full hp every kill
Yes but there’s a cool-down
Is the shinobi more fun than the oppressor mk1
Yes I know
That’s why I use it for the office prep for cayo
Nope
Mk1 is the most fun vehicle ever
I agree
What is then?
or the bmx
The Scramjet is also fun
Scramjet isn’t
It’s too repetitive
Use it for a while and it gets boring
I use it once in a while so it is fun
scramjet is a pool magnet
Can’t do shit on that
Not really but ok
I ll buy it
Then gain some experience
Literally *
Can you survive a car explosion up close?
depend, in juggernaut suit, yea
Maybe
under rage, probably
Long and hard potato
sus

Skill issue 
amongus
why da minigun gotta be at level 120 dammit
Buy the laser pointer
its 499k
If you’re doing pvp it isn’t good but for missions it is
bro, if i use it in the city, i land in a pool, if i use in the desert i land in a river, WHY
Basically half a cayo?
Cuz skill issues

nop
Someone has a shark card for a friend
water magnet
You just need the skills
i will buy it lol i will do cayo tommorow
Use the mk1 then
my friend give 85% because he baught a 100 million sharkcard now he doesnt need to grind
on keyboard? it's not that fun
I’m almost good enough to use the mk1 to hit people hiding behind walls
spamming controls
There’s no 100 mil shark card
Beggars gonna beg
future modder?
Stfu
The reason why GTA 6 is taking long
yeah my friend got it for 20 bucks now he dont need to grind
Modding isn’t bad but modding in pvp is fucking annoying
now he carry 😈
There’s no such thing
He bought a modded account
i dont even grind lol most of the money i earn are from the free 1 mill in ps plus
Is there a 10 million shark card and if yes the price?
modder can mod if they want, but don't be annoying
No
maybe he lied about the 20 bucks thing
10m is like 100$
8 million max
Price?
100$
Imagine if the modder gave every player in the session invincibility
it's not possible
they can't
$89 USD
No cops is possible tho
my brother modded a lot back in the day (he got banned) and i know what a cheat can do
bruh
Nah there are lots of mod menus
yea, but they can't do the impossible
bribe authorities exists
Some modder gave my friends cars they could keep
Can anyone give me money by heists or anything?
That's 6.7k inr
They can give you bullet invincibility

I know
seems like the modder is helping you
yo guys
if they do that
im not back, im NLG
Nlg
ngl this name suck
How do I get maudes bounty
6 hazar ha tere pass?
?
?

?
irl? or gta ._.
Is the weekly update any good?
?
?
Roam in sandy shores for a while
?
no
Irl
she randomly messages
yes .___.
😦
byeee
It's in the desert right?
Thats what i dis
How long would it take
Dud
no its the city
Figured, hoes talking anything but GTA here
2 mins i guess
In trevor's House?
umm i just randomly get it, and many of them are in the city
Sandy shores?
No its in desert
ye
Stopid the desert is los santos
now it is gta
Sup
Its not
Give me i will send the paytm no.
Lol
bruh wut
yo
Check media
Fr
its not a specific location
its randomly
What's up alien
City and sandy shores
I am level 6969 with $6,900,000,000 so im clearly better than you
My game is still open
😐
How do I get Maude messages?
How To Get Maude's Missions. Once you've set yourself up in Los Santos and gotten past the first three tutorial missions, you will randomly get a text from Maude
Meth is addicting
fr
But its not
Okay butt
How's life
But
Yes it is do your research
When I was in beginning of the game like level 7
not good as heaven but not bad as hell
I got maudes bounty hunt
ill say a average dudes life
Bro desert is different area
But since I've been ignoring it
same
I can't get it now
So alright-ish?
like in the first few hours i got it
yea u can say that
I get it when I was level 7 immidietly when I join the game
But since I was ignoring it
I can't get the messages
Aight what ya upto
u Indian ? ://
No
I am
nothin, cant play gta till 11th march cuz got exams sad life
@rocky timber @dense kestrel send me money I will give paytm no.
I can tell because of the profile picture
The desert is where micheal lives and trevor lives in los santos with a mansion teaching lamar how to be a professional criminal
u listenin to a indian songs i think, just assumed
How
Damn that's sad
Good luck with ur exams
Bruh
I'm Pakistani-British
It gives me vibes about those Indian free fire youtubers
Who pinged me
Ok

well thanks, if i dont go less than 5 marks in every subject chances are i get a PC, so yea thanks
Oi u briish?
ohhh cool
I need money myself 
I tried my best to find a cool logo
They always have ninjas
Ah cool
Ahaha very funny😐😐
message
Again when I was new I kept on getting it when I joined game immeditly
Nlg class?
JUST WaIt
Yeah wbu
But level 49 I never get it
Indian
Nice
I'VE BEEN playing for 1 hour and 48 minutes
play for 2 hours and 48 mins
It was a joke u shit
@rocky timber class?
I got the message as soon as i finish the tutorial
same with the rdr2 revolver
@rocky timber Not Literally Gay? (jk)
@dense kestrel you in pak?
Nah uk
sup
I need a pak fb acc.
sus
Don't ask how I came up with that
Why?
Why tho
Use fucking vpn and create one
9
We are not allowed
Rip
Allowed of what
We indians can't use pak vpn😐
Oh
hey become a CEO of MC and go to one of those CEO /MC building, thats what a guy says on reddit .---.
Oh damn
that's a cringe thing to do with a vpn, but you do what mkes you happy, I guess
I feel like my GTA V Online black screens or crashes like ... once every 5 days.
Due to international security
OK so be a ceo and then I get a message?
come out and then u may get the message under 20 mins
Can i do ur mum 
and go to a CEO office and go out
Yeah ik what ur on about


idk it looks like somethin made up but not sure
you can't even do a vpn, kid
Nah I ain't indian or pakistani
try changing sessions
How can i add you in my lobby if you dont mind
ur Gay
Hm?
I am Kashmiri
I can who said i cant
aint tht in India :/
Cool
bro what?
Naaa
uhh wait
Occupied by India
super 
Which country
i was 8 when i played gta 5
Kashmir in india but occupied
Ok
Thats why there's an india and pak war
do u hear frequent bomb blasts and pple dying and gun shots and sutff? 
jk
jokes
JOKES
Yeah fr
Lol
Internet gets closed
Wait what
So there's a war going on?
❓
Karen incoming

sad life
Once it was for a year
fr fr fr
Yup International one
lmao 
does someone know how many heists there are in the auto shop?? how much money one can make from them? and can 2 players play them?
i think 150k on avrg
?
you dont need to understand
oof
?
😆
3, double this week, yes
Can you beat cayo with auto aim?
Auto shop?
I wish this war stuff ends soon
bruh auto aim?
Lol
just go anywhere else in the world .__.
In 3 years there was no Internet for 1.5 year
wth ;--;
no way
imagine
imagine dude i feel so sad for this mf
im so sad 
Article 35 A
Burhan one
Then suck me


whats ur adress
Wtf man stfu
👍
Doing your mum, onthe street, 6969
be there in an hour 
My aim is terrible
Now its toxic
everyone in ps uses autoaim

without tht life is hard
Theres aim assist
Yes
ja
Set aim assist to full
tru
btw ive seen pple talk tht aim assist directly aims at head in a few missions
✌
I sometime use free aim to practice my aim in directors mode
but ive never seen tht happen
And i improve a little
there's no use of free aim on ps
But the turning is so slow
Yep
thts only for pc players
there is
Then you realize aint happening today 
yea thts why
I remember back when free aim assisted was abused
??
?
145 days of internet shutdown in Kashmir, no word on service restoration
But at least im able to shoot people in cars now
I never saw

This exceeded for over a year
://
bruh
So you aare an island boy
(Jk)
I don’t think I could survive that long without internet
Yup
Ok
I. have a game for that
Thats tough
I survived for more than 1.5 year
im ded if i dont have internet for 0.0000001millisecond

Same
I highly doubt that you even stay there. You are so uneducated about your own damn country breh
Man
poor thing 😭
There was total curfew

Back then i didnt had internet
For covid??
In 5th class there was a curfew and Internet suspension for 2 years
poor thing
back when ? 
Due to a death of a famous militant
Nanosecond without internet we’re dead
Hell i didnt even know what the internet was
When i was 5

I played on the nokia
Then in 7th our state had a special status which was destroyed and again a curfew and internet suspension
Then in 9th covid started
when was 7th

That snake game and that adventure game was my favorite
And u expect me to be educated??m
@echo light
fr they very pog 
so true
poor thing 
Lol I wish you were.
Atleast I am
poor thing 
Danm
Better than your mom
Nope dont think so nope
😐
Danm
Dayumm
Dang
Damn son
hoe

Ok thats too much i guess

Is no one gonna ban for this
Nah
Ok
It's common and casual
In servers too
Somebody ban him for being too civil please

Ok

Ayo i am new to this

Kkk
Welcome bitch
🥱🥱🥱🥱
Thanks mf

Ok crackhead
Ok dickhead

Woah man no need to go so far
Don’t be jealous that you don’t have a pp

I am not civil anymore right
Yes
Ok
But I don’t care?
👍
This is toxic
He is toxic
Yep it is
The chat is toxic
I am responding to his toxicity
You are toxic
All of my friends are toxic
have got all the business needed and just setting up my nightclub
All ambition less
So rude and always negative
He is indeed a smart man
Then change friends
I was joking
Maybe
I need new friends but it's not that quick and easy
It is actually
💀
Maybe if you weren’t supergay 
I was just saying the lyrics
its really hard to make money when u just got back to the game i feel like haha
😐😐😐😐
Gayo Poopoorico exists
He is @notgay
Buy the sub kosatka and you're good
😐💀
All I see is @left leafgay
Lol
How much is that
He's uneducated
?
Oh shit wrong ping
Yesh
2.2mil
1.8 million for Sparrow
very cheap
Oh I don’t have that much haha
today i just learned that the yellow circle in auto shop car delivery doesnt stop the car instantly
Eh poor
Sparrow is nice to have but the mk2 is better for preps
Sparrow is not compulsary
And I can land the mk1 on my kosatka now
So I won’t use the mk2
That's why you have breaks
Cant believe everyone in here just became political in a matter of seconds now it's like
Gta online
democrats vs Republicans
More like real life now then fantasy life but yep its obvious and simple
Who am I to even ask yep ahh politics
typical
I could just crash into my yatch though
Don't jump scare me with paragraphs
Bet he is typing another



Beef burgenyeon
Yeah
@craggy valley 🤣🤣🤣🤣



We humbly and respect your username my friend no worries no problem

😌
yea he's a typical essay writer
its sucks
cuz he gay
:/
jk ok
jk
Lol
Nah it was suggested by kyleee
oof
Kyle is gay
yum
on god
Huh?
He is also too civil

He uses owo uwu uwuwuwuw
its his fault
All my friends are gay
All pp less
AwA
@THE WOLF make him toxic
Am I
Or
Aren't I
Lol u guys Crack me up
so rude and so ambition less
So gay and always negative
bruh
i need new friends
and its not that easy
H
O
E

Be a gay like kyleee
Typing essay
Agreed
fr
Bruh I don't what vibe your all on but I'm gonna get myself drunk for sure I'm gonna drink me some Britain Germany Russian or any kind of wine or red or grape wine and get drunk like a living vampire yep I'm gonna do it now
Shit
yeah......well
Wish me luck comrades
Millions of grammatical errors and typing mistakes
red fine sweet
I think he is drunk
bro vampires drunk!?
Any moderator here?
Yeah
Nah
yes please, this totally aint gta related stuff
lmao

Finally got the right collour
I got banned from this server on my previous discord account. How can I unban it.....


for what
Bypassing ban with alt???
lemme tell u a secret

From red to pink
whispers: hack discord
Lol😂
pc to booster?
You gay
(Jk)
Yes
lol
@bitter herald click on appeal
why not
WHY NOT
Ok

Done bro
Why tho
Check a new ticket
why not
At the bottom or top

Why tho
Because I am not gay.
Should have numbers
a good boi giving directions to a new boi, such a good boi



After that he make him a trash talker
Ppl say im very humble

Humble af fr
fr fr 
You got a problem with me hoe?
No i dont



Never believe a word i say
Ok



That was only for Danny
danny boi
Lol
i do 
See that
U little
I dont
Not everyone wants gay friends
Now its 2vs1
Yeah that's u
Wolf is gay
So be happy
Gay is wolf
Bruh, what's wrong with being gay?
Well atleast im not uneducated
Nothong
Nothing?
Good
Well you're
You can’t have kids if you gay
So?
So?
Not everyone wants kids
^^
U need sex have gay sexs then
So you cant be a mom

If you need kids adopt one
Or steal
Ahhh I love that I was born sexy and handsome
The kid won’t have a mom then
Enough homeless children in the world.
Stfu
with blood and a litrally pipe running through ur stomach to ur mum's stomach
ew
Tell this shit to Kyle
Lol
imaging of tht irritates me oof
And does that mean the kid can't have the same level off happiness with 2 dad's?
Right now I just spit my wine while laughing oh God I'm dead
yes he cant, he can have x2 happiness
🤣🤣🤣

ayo stfu and go drink ur wine, wine very precious dont fuckin waste it or ima come to ur house and pour a full glass of wine in ur ass
...
and no one told u to stop drinkin ur wine so shsh

If you're really having a wine, you're so fucked up to be using discord chat to share this
@rocky timber uhm bro me and wife being doing stuff with wine so no worries I'm already taking cared of
He's writing a fuckin essay
Your wife pours wine in your ass?
and i hate when i need to say "joking, jk" and stuff cuz dumbass pple dont frickin understand jokes omg dude
kids these days
Lol
for a sec i also thought that
Ugh
Yel thats true
Sus
U guys wouldn't understand
U don't have a dick
You use a cucumber
Sus
shouldnt u be the one putting wine in ur wife's ass?
omg dude pls someone talk about gta
ffs
Facts

Bruh I'm married so saying the word "sus" is old school now
Aren’t you a kid
Oh there's a separate channel
holy macaroni JOKES
bruh
thts what am talkin about
kids these days
you don’t understand sarcasm
and a seperate voice channel for this stuff we talkin about .__.
Irony 100
and u dont get jokes ...

Let's have a talk there
nah ima stick to chattin

Same
._. Someone here is really stupid
Me too

ikr
Not me
That's low confidence
not me
Don't wanna reveal your voice???
He’s a kid confirmed

Why tho
I am a kid too

He wants to jerk off

Listening yall
What's the problem
@rocky timber not a kid I'm a married respectful responsible mature working hard busy adult but thank u I appreciate ur opinion friend
Then take care of your kid
Don't do shit here
bro are u old? ur response time so late ;--;
Nice
Fucking bullys
@near vortex married but I don't have kids yet just saying
Hes lagging
Toxic kids
sad go pour some wine in ur wife

Oh can't have sex??
lmfao
ok man jokes
pls chill
we gonna start a WW
fr no cap 
WW3
@near vortex no it's a complicated relationship but ok still I respect your opinion
You dont wanna have a serious conversation with them@wintry heron
hmm i understand
No problem it takes time to settle things
tru
but i think u should have poured wine on the night of ur marriage :/
thts how it goes ig
fuck these opps
@strong zodiac hey friend
Wolf has friends??
I guess
Are you the one who talked quotes on my break up @strong zodiac
yes (i think)
Tru
Tryna remember
bruh
anyway, i’m trying to decide on my next garage idea
K
but iFruit isn’t working atm
Aha i like you
That's sad I got rejected by my crush a week ago
Damn
Getting a legit KD in GTA Online means that you are good at pvp but no one can tell the difference now
wel at least u got the courage to make the move
Yeah dont be creep
Because of ewo during fights
u'll prob get a better one
Yep
legit kd’s are around 1.5-2.3
Ewo after kills are fine
anything higher than a 3 is usually sus
Better than running from cops
Pray for her im doing alright
Mines 0.95 rn
I just said her fuck off bitch after getting rejected
Dang
she prob goin through depression rn
Ohk
dam

in this situation
It was 0.6 at rank 90
i havnt seen a girl irl for almost 6 months
what’s your kill count?
I’m in a boys school
not gonna make a gf anywhere near
Why
Same
sad
1.3k+
covid sux ass
Ohk dont have neighbours
you can still return, that’s not so bad
i’ve run into people with like 10k deaths
and 5k kills
I don’t kill much
i don’t even know how people die that much
😐
Me too
I started killing people who were griefing at around rank 100
Same
anti griefers are pretty cringe imo
I started sniping at 90
And dogfighting
I don’t spend time grinding

The best thing about gta online on PC is making your own fast food restaurants like
Subway
McDonald's
Taco bell
7-Eleven
Domino's pizza
Papa John's
Applebee's
Dunkin donuts
Ruby Tuesday
Chick fil a
Chili's
Hooters
Buffet
Baskin Robbins
Pannera Bread
Auntie Anne's sugar bread
Panda express
Dairy queen
Red Robin
Sonic
Wendy's
Etc etc still more I couldn't remember

bruh wth
not gonna read that
@near vortex what I was hungry
Dude stop
He names every restaurant in the us
bruh
What I was just hungry I'm already getting me some food
DUDE!!!!!
whats ur job -_-
:/
just askin
If I didn't fight my friends for fun I would have a kd of 1.5+
Here's a simple but obvious answer for you my friend
That's classified @rocky timber

u still sus
i dont really belive ur an adult
and married
Answer for what
like dude no way
Me too
like bruh
Ok believe what u want but still appreciate ur opinion
he so sussy baka
1/3 of my deaths are from friendly fights
@rocky timber thank u
Killing RanDumbs is easier
Much easier
good luck with ur relationship with ur wife(if u really have one ._.).
i dont do that
target Low levels
i dont kill anyone at first
you cant make restaurant 💀
every person i've killed has first killed me

All those suck

Khanjali can be killed easily by mk2
Nightshark can be minigunned
I just started a Humane Labs Raid mission and none of us had any map, or could enter the pause menu, anyone else had that issue?
Nope

the chance of your night shark getting mini gunned to death is low anyway
just get the night shark if you’re trying to avoid Mk2 griefers
or an imani tech car
What about the jet griefers
Like how to defeat them
nightshakr 
cant we use them in missions?
the insurgent/pickup/nightshark
I don’t have a night shark so idk
insurgent pickup?

guys what the new podium vehicle gta news chat wasnt updated
if you want an armoured car good for missions use the armoured kuruma
tgg already made a vid
aight ty
you can use that in missions ya
kuruma is better for missions imo tho
like after i turn it into a custom, then its my personal vehicle?

Get good at sniping
And explosive ammo
I don’t use explosive ammo because it makes me shit on ground
And buy a jet
And get good at dogfighting
The end
Buy the bf weevil it can take 40 rockets has missiles doesn t have boost but it can jump like the scramjet and bulletproof windows like kuruma it only costs 2.6mill
what do u suggest to buy under 2.5M(including the armour and engine and upgrade stuff)
Nightshark is better than insurgent
dam
tht car epic
ik lol
i love mk2
same its pretty good for grinding
Yeah
Its great for griefing 😏

I’ve noticed a slight decrease in Mk2 griefers lately

Where can i post images

Yeah
toreador more fun than mk2 tho










