🚔┃gta-discussion

[worthy belfry]

Oh wait no

[lime verge]

[worthy belfry]

Hooker was it?

[echo light]

Nope but i have proofs u claiming to be a sucker

[slender stag]

[worthy belfry]

I saw you on the hub goblin balls bro

I also got proof

[lime verge]

[echo light]

Someone gotta change your nick

[worthy belfry]

Why

Who

When

How

Aked

Asked

[echo light]

Sucking peter sounds relatable

[slender stag]

Aked

[worthy belfry]

😂😂😂😂😂😐

You forgot the funny

[slender stag]

Yo wolf @worthy belfry is ur new hoe

[echo light]

He said English isn't his first language whenever he sucked grammatically

[slender stag]

Not p3t3r

[echo light]

Dont reveal it already

[slender stag]

[stray fog]

when did gta chat become so weird

[slender stag]

[echo light]

Damn i tot it was never different

[stray fog]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-darkviper-vanish-leave-dvau-gif-20607298

[echo light]

So it used to be about GTA?

[slender stag]

Shit when mod comes,they literally like our father checking their son doing

[echo light]

Or they try to make sense of this channel

Like literally half of time ppl talk anything but GTA here

And #💬┃gorilla-chat is cringe

[slender stag]

Correct bruh

[slender stag]

[echo light]

[slender stag]

Where's tho @worthy belfry

[minor radish]

I have just looked at it for one second and im disgosted

[echo light]

Got a customer

[minor radish]

[slender stag]

[echo light]

[stray fog]

tf?

[astral wave]

"are you winning son"

you getting a lot of money thanks to cayo: yes dad

[daring swallow]

How much does the faggio cost (no memes)

[worthy belfry]

yeah im afrikaans

bruh lmao

[wintry heron]

google exists

[worthy belfry]

faggio mod like 40k i think

[wintry heron]

5k

[worthy belfry]

norm faggio like 5k

[vagrant lichen]

Hi

[wintry heron]

you can just steal a normal faggio

cheaper than buying

[worthy belfry]

@steady marten well done on the promotion

hope you ban a ton of people while your here

[vagrant lichen]

[echo light]

Im saving up for it

[worthy belfry]

immortal you dont play apex do you?

[daring swallow]

No way rlly 🙀

[worthy belfry]

google exist?????? jee whiz

fellas

we making history

search booby

[echo light]

Na

I don't know which game to play

[daring swallow]

Ok

[echo light]

I played rrd, rrd2

Just cause

Gta 4

[daring swallow]

Bruh it shows a ball with a zit on it

[echo light]

I played dishonored

[worthy belfry]

im a fuggin pro at apex

[echo light]

Gears

[worthy belfry]

just started playing again fro s12

[echo light]

I dont know which game is better

Tried playing outlast 2 and it was scary so i quit

[worthy belfry]

play apex legends with me

[vale sierra]

What is rrd, rrd2

[lime verge]

red dead redemption nerd

[vale sierra]

That’s rdr

[lime verge]

add 2 to it

rdr2

nerd

[vale sierra]

Rdr and rdr 2 is not rrd and rrd2

Same letters different order

Can you read

Nerd

Actual BOZO

[rocky timber]

bruh

wat

[daring swallow]

Bruh

[craggy hill]

Wha

[craggy hill]

Lol

[rocky timber]

kinda ;-;

[lime verge]

idiot he would have written wrong

[rocky timber]

who idot?

xD

[lime verge]

me

[vale sierra]

Are you immortal ? No. Did I ask you ? No. Your response is not needed thank you and have a good day

[sullen jolt]

Can someone help me in gta online? I'm new to the game

[lime verge]

welcome

[rocky timber]

aint it wierd that the main 2 chats got no slowmode but other channels got slowmode

[vale sierra]

No

[rocky timber]

well ok

[vale sierra]

These chats don’t need slow mode the others do

[viscid orchid]

I need gta online tips

Tips to get money etc

[vale sierra]

YouTube

[rocky timber]

yea ur right

[rocky timber]

YouTube

;-;

[vale sierra]

Your on a TGG server why not start there

[rocky timber]

ehe

[rocky timber]

yea fr

[viscid orchid]

Youtube videos are soo complicated

And soo long

The headhunter missions give you soo little money

[vale sierra]

You can turn the speed up to make them faster

[viscid orchid]

OK what business's should I focus?

[viscid orchid]

??

[viscid orchid]

??

How

[rocky timber]

bunker

i guess

[winged narwhal]

Helo

[viscid orchid]

What business should I focus?
Hangar, maze bank West, bunker, clubhouse, money factory

That's all I have

[daring swallow]

Olleh

[viscid orchid]

Also my bunker is in paleto bay

[vale sierra]

There is a thing in the settings called playback speed I usually listen to YouTube videos on 1.75x

[daring swallow]

Kosatka

[lime verge]

nice

[winged narwhal]

Definitely focus on bunker mk2 weapons good

[narrow orbit]

ayo, gta online noob here, got the criminal enterprize pack, I heard you might get 1,000,000 from it, if so where to I find/claim it?

[viscid orchid]

What should I focus

I don't have the koskata

[daring swallow]

When you enter the game

[viscid orchid]

I only have these

[vale sierra]

That was a question not a statement why did you reply nice

[rocky timber]

im tryin to get explosive rounds for sniper

[viscid orchid]

Which one

[lime verge]

focus on hangar it provides alot of money and even the bunker

[daring swallow]

Get it when you have enoufh

[narrow orbit]

is it im my bank?

[vale sierra]

Your trolling

[viscid orchid]

My hangar is in ls airport

Is it an okay location?

[daring swallow]

Yes

[daring swallow]

Lol

[minor radish]

Is the hard mode worth it>>?

[daring swallow]

In what

[minor radish]

All heist

[winged narwhal]

Yes

[vale sierra]

Well you may as well do it they pay out more

[rocky timber]

yea ofc

[narrow orbit]

only got 1k perhapes I got like a less valuble crimnal enterprize pack

[daring swallow]

Idk i only ever played cayo perico

[rocky timber]

in cayo 100%

cuz it doesnt make alot of difference

their cone of vision is like 1cm more bigger

prob 1mm

[vale sierra]

What you smoking

[winged narwhal]

They are blind af, aswell as deaf

[daring swallow]

Whut

[minor radish]

One miliMother??

[vale sierra]

Yea about that

[winged narwhal]

Mama Mia

[rocky timber]

tru
like if we got suppressor: they like a bullet passed me, oh but they got suppressor nvm i saw/heard nothing

[minor radish]

Lozato

[narrow orbit]

🤷

[rocky timber]

lol

[minor radish]

So many pp replying to me

[winged narwhal]

One milk mummy

[vale sierra]

I feel like the average IQ of this chat is 7

[rocky timber]

[static shuttle]

[daring swallow]

Most mommies produce milk

[winged narwhal]

I want mummy I want milk I want attention, and I I don’t get this AAAA-

[rocky timber]

mommy milkers

[rocky timber]

sad life

[winged narwhal]

Big mummy milker

[rocky timber]

[winged narwhal]

A singular mama Mia milker

[daring swallow]

I love milky humans

[winged narwhal]

Wtf

What do you mean by that

[daring swallow]

It s a chocolate brand

[winged narwhal]

Oh

[minor radish]

Guess the cayo hard mode is good

but how do i get it?

[daring swallow]

Yes just one additional hack

[vale sierra]

It is time limit

[minor radish]

Like one second time limit

[daring swallow]

Start cayo after 5-10 mins

From finishing

Until pavel calls you

[vale sierra]

Pay for the setup fee as soon as label messages you to say it’s ready to go and it will be in hard

[minor radish]

So after i got the hardmode i need to do the cayo scop out?

[daring swallow]

If you wait 48 minutes it ll be normal mode

[winged narwhal]

You need to do a Cayo after you finished, be in the same session tho can be random

[daring swallow]

Yes

And all the preps

[winged narwhal]

Yes

[vale sierra]

You don’t need to do the scope out right then you only need to pay for the setup fee to lock it in hard mode

[minor radish]

You can pay to steal?

[daring swallow]

Yes

[vale sierra]

What

[winged narwhal]

Preps are easy with sparrow accept for when it starts smoking after you clip 1 tree by 1 mummy milker

Sparrow moment

[vale sierra]

Your just bad pilot

[daring swallow]

I use oppressor mk 2

[minor radish]

Its like a pay to win but cayo

[winged narwhal]

Meta strat

[minor radish]

[daring swallow]

Basically you re just paying pavel for helping you in the heist

[daring swallow]

???

[winged narwhal]

I can’t even land the thing don’t blame my piloting skills

[minor radish]

I dont know what to do with my 3,7 cash

[vale sierra]

That is definitely bad pilot

[winged narwhal]

Save it

[daring swallow]

Grind for more then buy what you want

[minor radish]

should i buy the kraken or the sparrow bird or the Flying grifing boke

[daring swallow]

Definitely not kraken

[vale sierra]

Just buy what you want to buy you don’t need to buy specific things

[minor radish]

i have 3,780 cash tho

[vale sierra]

Well don’t buy anything

Your poor

[daring swallow]

Only 3700 dollars????

[minor radish]

Yes

[daring swallow]

Whatt

[winged narwhal]

Now, I want you to use the sparrow. Assume that a dinosaur on 10 pounds of meth is powering it while you are trying to complete setups in less than 2 hours, what are you choices

[daring swallow]

You can grind some more and buy faggio 😂

[minor radish]

its all bc of the paying thing on the cayo heist

[winged narwhal]

Faggio mod supremacy

👌

[vale sierra]

What the fuck are you talking about, if you know how to fly to won’t crash

[static shuttle]

what should I buy with $7?

[daring swallow]

Bruh

[slender stag]

What u pay

Sparrow?

[daring swallow]

7 bottles of coca cola

[winged narwhal]

Chocolate

[minor radish]

No not sparrow bird

[lime verge]

buy some snacks

[slender stag]

Wanna cayo?

Then whut

[static shuttle]

ok

[minor radish]

Its the paying thing

after doing the heist

[vale sierra]

Setup fee

[daring swallow]

What paying thing

[minor radish]

Yes

[daring swallow]

It s only 25k

[slender stag]

Oh yehhh

[slender stag]

Yep

200k right?

[daring swallow]

25k

[minor radish]

CYA

[daring swallow]

Setup fee is 25k

[slender stag]

No after you do the heist

[daring swallow]

Fencing fee is 10% of your money

That you took

[slender stag]

Yeh

[daring swallow]

Around 200k

[winged narwhal]

You need to understand that the thing is very touchy, it doesn’t feel like your flying a helicopter, if feels like your flying a roach with wings around a sewer pipe that is less than 10mm in diameter

[slender stag]

Yepp

[minor radish]

[winged narwhal]

It is just so hard

[minor radish]

[winged narwhal]

And that is what she said

[daring swallow]

That s why mk2>>

[minor radish]

[slender stag]

[minor radish]

[vale sierra]

You do know I play the game right, the sparrow is one of the easiest helicopters to fly

[winged narwhal]

Yea mk2 is easy to fly

[viscid orchid]

What is the fastest car in gta 5

[minor radish]

Dune

[slender stag]

Hell yeh

[viscid orchid]

Dune?

No

It's a dune buggy I think

[minor radish]

Or the kurama

[slender stag]

Itali gto I think

Or pariah

[viscid orchid]

I found it in story mode

[vale sierra]

Pariah

[daring swallow]

Vigilante i think i don t rlly know anything about cars

[winged narwhal]

Not when it’s pole dancing on a tree outside of the casino it’s not

[viscid orchid]

I have the kuruma

The car without boosts

[slender stag]

Shit that is a good one

[daring swallow]

Ah

[viscid orchid]

Like an ordinary racing car

No boosts and stuff

[winged narwhal]

Good car

[viscid orchid]

Like the rocket voltic

[lime verge]

annis zr 380

[vale sierra]

My lord you need to learn how to fly it’s not the helicopters fault it’s your fault

[slender stag]

Ma guy

[viscid orchid]

It looks slow

Cmon tell me the fastest super car

[daring swallow]

Check #871616746862305330

[viscid orchid]

Like the zentoro

[lime verge]

but it aint

[sharp gate]

I am writing my english exam and at the same time I am watching TGGs videos

[winged narwhal]

But it isnt if I see 10 sparrows outside of agency’s and stuff smoking like my grandfather on a weekend

[viscid orchid]

It's there?

[daring swallow]

Yes

[vale sierra]

The pariah is the fastest car in the game

[daring swallow]

#871616746862305330

[minor radish]

I like it when everyone is ignoring me

[slender stag]

Griefer back in the day

[slender stag]

I thought Itali gto and rsx

[daring swallow]

But you didn t say anything

[vale sierra]

Nope

[slender stag]

What u asking?

[daring swallow]

What s the best looking supercar

[slender stag]

I think Itali gto man

[vale sierra]

Nope

[slender stag]

Pariah overrated

Itali gto hehe

[lime verge]

in my opinion pariah

[viscid orchid]

What's the 2nd fastest car in the game

Other than the vigalintee

[slender stag]

Probably gonna buy the pariah

[vale sierra]

I am not talking about straight line speed I am taking into consideration cornering and acceleration

[viscid orchid]

Is zentoro a griefer car

I always see that car in kwebelkwop

[vale sierra]

The pariah wins over all

[slender stag]

Pariah not have the best looking tho

[viscid orchid]

Forgot the spelling

[winged narwhal]

If that’s the case then you use the open wheel cars

[slender stag]

Cap

[vale sierra]

No it’s ugly as fek

[viscid orchid]

Is the T20 the 2nd fastest car in game?

[daring swallow]

It doesn t look good bro

[viscid orchid]

I looked comparison videos

[slender stag]

Yepp

I hate it

[viscid orchid]

And it won second place

[slender stag]

And

[vale sierra]

No

[lime verge]

it looks god to me bro

[viscid orchid]

3rd?

[slender stag]

Lol I thought so

[vale sierra]

Don’t talk to me about cars you can’t even fly a helicopter

[viscid orchid]

Wait

[winged narwhal]

Ok rude

Damn

[viscid orchid]

Since the vigilante is a super car

Can you use it in super car races

[vale sierra]

Comparison videos only show straight line speed

[minor radish]

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

[lime verge]

buy the f1 to race

[winged narwhal]

That’s open wheel

[vale sierra]

It does not show their handling around corners or the braking and acceleration

[viscid orchid]

Can you use the batman car in super car races

[vale sierra]

No

[viscid orchid]

How about

Oppressor mk2 in time trials

Since its a bike

[vale sierra]

No

[viscid orchid]

Oppressor mk1 on time trials?

[vale sierra]

Did you really ask that question

No

[viscid orchid]

Since its an actuall bike

[vale sierra]

No

[winged narwhal]

If your looking for a good supercar use the banshee 900r, it’s fast with good top speed

[viscid orchid]

But it's a bike

[vale sierra]

It can fly and has boost

[viscid orchid]

I already have the 2nd fastest car in the game noobs

[vale sierra]

And that is

[viscid orchid]

T20

[muted frost]

Whats that

Oh

[vale sierra]

Wrong

Wow

[viscid orchid]

I got it for 2m+

[minor radish]

What is the cheapest fast car?

[viscid orchid]

My car is richer than your propertey

[muted frost]

Nice

[winged narwhal]

Can’t expect the casual player to be top notch at the game my man’s

[slender stag]

Elegy rh8

[sharp gate]

ong

[vale sierra]

I don’t know why you people think you know about the fastest cars in this game

[slender stag]

[viscid orchid]

I bought it with my hard earned money

[minor radish]

Okie

[viscid orchid]

I Watched comparison videos

[minor radish]

Going offline and dying

[slender stag]

Bruh wanna cayo

[sharp gate]

i have the best car in the game no cap

[slender stag]

Hell yeh

[slender stag]

And what's that

[viscid orchid]

Do people use boats in gta online?

[minor radish]

Maybe tommorow

[muted frost]

What's that

[daring swallow]

No i have the casino penthouse fully maxed + the agency

[slender stag]

Aight I dm u

[sharp gate]

X80 proto Black and White with black glass and the most expensive upgrades 😎

[winged narwhal]

Faggio best bike

[vale sierra]

Like I said before comparison videos only show top speed on a straight line they don not show the braking, handling through corner/how fast you can take it through a corner, and acceleration

[daring swallow]

Fr

[winged narwhal]

Uber faggio

[slender stag]

Wait wait

Shit need to upgrade to max

[sharp gate]

🤣

[daring swallow]

Faggio mk6000009 is the best

[winged narwhal]

Only use faggio

[vale sierra]

These factors determine what car will end up being the “fastest” straight line speed means nothing if you can’t stick it around a corner @viscid orchid

[slender stag]

Shit x80 proto looks sexy

[sharp gate]

Fagio MK2 with all the upgrades and homing off missiles is the best

[winged narwhal]

Opressor for weebs who nut in body pillow and wonder why the hookers don’t come to them

[daring swallow]

Homing on

[sharp gate]

Homies on me

[daring swallow]

Bruh

😂

[viscid orchid]

So my car sucks

[winged narwhal]

Homing, homies, homer

[winged narwhal]

?

[pastel iris]

Well i just got kicked out by a hacker....

[daring swallow]

Not really

[pastel iris]

I love eu server's

[sharp gate]

Homer living on me

[vale sierra]

The T20 is decent but it’s not the best

[winged narwhal]

Pc in a nutshell

[winged narwhal]

Homer

[slender stag]

Whats the best then besides pariah

[winged narwhal]

Dog nuts or doughnuts?

[slender stag]

Come on I need fast car

[muted frost]

Too slow

[viscid orchid]

It's soo fast

[daring swallow]

Pariah is ass faggio looks better

[sharp gate]

Homer laying next to me in bed

[slender stag]

Dog nuts

[viscid orchid]

I tried going it to the highway

[slender stag]

Fcking righttt

[viscid orchid]

The fastest

[winged narwhal]

Homersexual

[slender stag]

And?

[blissful bison]

bro u weird

[slender stag]

U teach me all that

[winged narwhal]

It was me

[supple fractal]

[winged narwhal]

Veri iceeee

[supple fractal]

🥜

[pastel iris]

I mean he straight up kicked me out

[supple fractal]

yeah they can also make ur game crash

[winged narwhal]

Use a vpn for the sake of everything holy,

[viscid orchid]

Your car sucks

[slender stag]

Hell yeh

[viscid orchid]

The zentoro is the fastest

[pastel iris]

He did did that to

[slender stag]

Dafuq?

[supple fractal]

no lol

[winged narwhal]

The mod menu problem is so bad people fight back with mod menus

[supple fractal]

deveste eight is pretty fast and also has very good acceleration

[winged narwhal]

Not even the opressor mk2 saves you

[pastel iris]

I mean i can call him out for cheating on this server

There is a couple k people on sever

[supple fractal]

zentorno is alright for a first car but its quite slow

it's very cheap tho

[winged narwhal]

Sure call him out

[vale sierra]

Calico, due to handling and if you know how to curb boost that thing flys. The RSX is also good has great acceleration and the top speed is good only issue you can’t send it through corners or it will spin. If you are looking for a off-road/dirt road racing car that comet safari is actually good the thing handles like it’s in tarmac when it’s off-road

[simple ridge]

Hellon

Anyone wanna play?

[winged narwhal]

But what casual player is gonna brake boost, calico is still good tho

[simple ridge]

And I'm a new player and have 2.4 million any suggestions what I should do next

[slender stag]

[simple ridge]

I have the sub and done that hesit 2 times

[indigo tundra]

Wasssssup

[slender stag]

And how's dat going

[winged narwhal]

Calico has good grip and good top speed

[vale sierra]

I was answering a question that was given to me and I stated if you know how to curb boost it’s good if you don’t then well guess what it’s not as good

[slender stag]

Kosatka approach is the easiest setup

[daring swallow]

Do it 20 times

[indigo tundra]

Anyone missed me

:)

[supple fractal]

no

[simple ridge]

Pretty good! Gonna do that once a while just wanna know should I buy the bunker vehicle wmi forgot the truck name

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-stay-mad-halo-masterchef-dance-stay-mad-gif-24411461

[slender stag]

Nice mann

[indigo tundra]

[slender stag]

Damn on pc

[simple ridge]

Or should I buy a night club and buy Terry byte

[daring swallow]

MOC

[indigo tundra]

[winged narwhal]

Imo I don’t consider brake boosting or curb boosting a thing to do unless you are speedrunning or setting a lap record

[supple fractal]

trerrorbyte good bc opressor

[slender stag]

Yehh

[daring swallow]

Idk i don t have th moc but i recimmend buying the terrorbyte if you want missiles on the oppressor mk2

[supple fractal]

also it's a cool truck

[winged narwhal]

Like darkviper uses brake boosting all the time in runs

[simple ridge]

Should I buy that or earn more to buy treeorbyte

[zinc cypress]

You need a nightclub to buy a terrobyte

[slender stag]

Damn full of xbox players

[winged narwhal]

😦

[indigo tundra]

So many xboz players

[simple ridge]

And what if I don't have a opressor

[indigo tundra]

Shouldn't u all be in xbox chat

[daring swallow]

Idk do you want to buy oppressor mk2 for cheaper and add missiles or do you want the moc

[simple ridge]

Yes will do the hesit 3 times more to buy both

[slender stag]

Yehh

[vale sierra]

The best thing about the calico is that it is AWD which means you can floor it around a corner and it hardly spins out @slender stag

[supple fractal]

buy it

[winged narwhal]

It’s gta discussion

[slender stag]

Wait what

AWD?

Damn im outtie

[pastel iris]

I remember his nick "Modz Production"

[zinc cypress]

You need to buy a nightclub and then buy a terrorbyte and do 5 client jobs to get a discounted oppressor

[slender stag]

Yall xbox players have a good time

[vale sierra]

All wheel drive

[indigo tundra]

The oppressor mk2 will atleast cost 5 million dollars upgraded

[simple ridge]

I seeeee

[slender stag]

[simple ridge]

Oof

[winged narwhal]

Yea and that’s all the proof we need to call him out as mod menu cheater/maker

[indigo tundra]

3 million for oppressor 1 million for terrobyte and 1 million for upgrades

[slender stag]

Bruhh

[zinc cypress]

make sure to add missiles onto it that’s the best part 😂

[slender stag]

Just buy terrorbyte first then

Must be suck

[simple ridge]

Damn

Alot of millions

Lmao

Ig will do the heist till I hit 8 mil

[indigo tundra]

What would have happend if oppressor what cheaper

[zinc cypress]

Anyone interested in doing casino heist big con (gruppe sechs and artwork)

[indigo tundra]

Imagine oppressor being 500k

[winged narwhal]

Don’t take about that

[simple ridge]

End of gta 5

[winged narwhal]

Your giving me anxiety

[indigo tundra]

Imagine they tho

[simple ridge]

Will it pay? 👀

[indigo tundra]

Like 90% of

[winged narwhal]

Everyone would own one

[vale sierra]

Everyone has an oppressor anyway it’s like the first thing people buy, changing the price don’t matter

[zinc cypress]

Need a decent hacker or 2 though, 40 cut

[indigo tundra]

Or

[winged narwhal]

There would be no other vehicle

[pastel iris]

Can I dm you ?

[indigo tundra]

Oppressor mk2 being free for the starter pack

[winged narwhal]

Sure

[daring swallow]

No what are you smoking

[indigo tundra]

Weed

[winged narwhal]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[simple ridge]

Which kinda hacks like finger print

[zinc cypress]

Yeh

[simple ridge]

M good with them

[indigo tundra]

Or imagine they put oppressor for free for 1 week

[simple ridge]

Never missed any of sub heist

[vale sierra]

Why not like I said everyone either has it already or it’s the first thing that they biy

[zinc cypress]

What rank are you

[indigo tundra]

Yea tell the level ones

[daring swallow]

I would sell my current oppressir to get back 2 mill and get the free oppressor

[indigo tundra]

Oppressor mk1

[simple ridge]

signs in sad 28

[indigo tundra]

Should be cheaper ngl

[muted frost]

L

[supple fractal]

why lol

[zinc cypress]

MK2 is sm better

[vale sierra]

I much prefer the thruster over the MK2

[zinc cypress]

Only upgrade you really need for it is missiles

[supple fractal]

yes but mk1 is very fun

and mk2 is not

[vale sierra]

And the MK1 is a lot better than the MK2

[supple fractal]

depends

[indigo tundra]

Its same price as mk2

[vale sierra]

If you know what you are doing you can travel a lot faster

[indigo tundra]

It should be 1 million

[daring swallow]

Is the shinobi more fun than the oppressor mk1

[simple ridge]

Yes

[slender stag]

Shit u right

[supple fractal]

propably not but I still bought it lol

[rocky timber]

Once u are decently good with it

[indigo tundra]

What about scramjet

[slender stag]

I try to get to my kosatka using mark 1 it's not impossible

[daring swallow]

Oh

[slender stag]

Without falling to the water

[daring swallow]

Yep

[slender stag]

Damn that car is water favorite

[zinc cypress]

Anyone help set up bogdan problem?

[daring swallow]

I park my kosatka on vespucci beach cuz it s close to all the preps locations

[rocky timber]

Same

[vale sierra]

#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox

[slender stag]

Damn clever

[daring swallow]

But my mk2 always falls off

[rocky timber]

Then we can lane mk2 on it, and we don't need to worry cuz even if it falls it won't go in water

[supple fractal]

I park my kosatka next to the helicopter landing spot inside the canal

[slender stag]

Damn mark two

[daring swallow]

Ye

[vale sierra]

Return to storage just before you enter your sub

[slender stag]

Lets be serious

[rocky timber]

Hmm k

[slender stag]

How long you do the cayo

[supple fractal]

no, you just have to land it straight

[indigo tundra]

1 hour

[daring swallow]

Nah i let it fall on the sand then drive it when i go for preps

[slender stag]

Include prep and finale

[rocky timber]

1 hour to 1.30

[slender stag]

My fastest time probably like 50 min

Yeh it's easy money ngl

[indigo tundra]

When I didnt have the oppressor 2 hours

[slender stag]

[supple fractal]

if I'm sweating than 50 minutes but when chilling than more like 1.5h

[slender stag]

Shit u right

[indigo tundra]

[rocky timber]

Or u can carefully drive th sub to beach and make sure it's not tilted, tht way it never falls

[daring swallow]

Sometimes intel gathering takes me around 20 mins because of the guards that pop up in front of me

[slender stag]

Damn

[indigo tundra]

Oppressor helped me alot

[daring swallow]

Still it still falls

[slender stag]

Why you chilling

[indigo tundra]

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557

[rocky timber]

Lol fr

[vale sierra]

Sometimes when you enter the submarine a bug happens where the sun will disappear and then reappear when this happens your mk2 falls in the water no matter what

[supple fractal]

bc I'm no sweat

[zinc cypress]

You can restart your game everytime is says heist passed so you don’t have to do preps every time

[slender stag]

Wht a true chad

[rocky timber]

Wut?

[sharp gate]

frfrfr

[daring swallow]

No it doesn t work on ps and xbox

[rocky timber]

Giga chad

[zinc cypress]

It works on Xbox

[slender stag]

[daring swallow]

And it s a glitch so it s not allowed

[rocky timber]

It does

[indigo tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-gta5-gta-gta-v-morsmutual-gif-24014813

[rocky timber]

Oof

Epik fail

[vale sierra]

Scope out all setups and the heist itself fastest I have don’t it was about 45 minutes, but usually around an hour to 50 minutes

[supple fractal]

damn why u talking abt gl*tch

[rocky timber]

Rip in pieces

[rocky timber]

Fr fr

[indigo tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/bann-ed-felix-getsbanned-gta-gta-v-gif-20897351

[vale sierra]

Don’t worry

[supple fractal]

man u don't have embed perms

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-dead-chat-bingus-gif-23557895

[rocky timber]

I mainly think the scope out and merryweather one are time takin, rest dony take more than 5 mins

[indigo tundra]

Xbox vs ps what is better

[daring swallow]

Both are good

[vale sierra]

What

[slender stag]

Hell yeh

[indigo tundra]

Just say

[supple fractal]

Pc

[indigo tundra]

I never asked about pc

[supple fractal]

ok

[slender stag]

Pc

[supple fractal]

[vale sierra]

Don’t start this again

[daring swallow]

Yes but submarine prep takes like 7+mins

[rocky timber]

I think u meant ps*

[indigo tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/fazenda-chernobyl-xbox-mil-grau-xbox-console-war-xic-gif-15994100

[vale sierra]

No shot

[slender stag]

[rocky timber]

I don't do tht one lol

[supple fractal]

such a dumb question btw

[daring swallow]

Which approach do u do

[indigo tundra]

Fun fact both r shit

[rocky timber]

I think u meant stf you*

[supple fractal]

it's mostly abt personal preferences

[indigo tundra]

Fps is crapcon both of them

[rocky timber]

Drainage longfin

ZWhat?

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-stay-mad-halo-masterchef-dance-stay-mad-gif-24411461

[vale sierra]

If you do the long fin approach it’s a faster setup

[daring swallow]

I do sub drainage and i leave the island by swimming in a precise spot for 10 seconds

[rocky timber]

Elwtfff?

No shit

[supple fractal]

man

[slender stag]

What

[supple fractal]

y u trolling

[indigo tundra]

Rockstar dosent knowc6

[slender stag]

I thought the kosatka is the best approach

[rocky timber]

Fr fr

[supple fractal]

bc it is

[slender stag]

Hell yeh

[zinc cypress]

It is it jsut takes longer

[slender stag]

Easier

[daring swallow]

Yes but it spawns me farther from the drainage pipe no?

[rocky timber]

Long fin gives more freedom, kosatka is just one place

[slender stag]

Hell yeh

[vale sierra]

You can still do the drainage tunnel with ling fin you just need re breather

[slender stag]

That's what makes it easy

[rocky timber]

Bruh

[slender stag]

Shit u right

[supple fractal]

longfin prep u do faster but tha u lose a lot of time on entry

[daring swallow]

Anyway i prefer sub

[indigo tundra]

Anyone plays battle field

[rocky timber]

Still am able to do under 10 mins

[slender stag]

2042?

[indigo tundra]

Yes

[vale sierra]

Yes but it’s not that much time difference from driving the boat over there to swimming remember a boat has an engine swimming is using your feet

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-gif-21904440

[rocky timber]

Tru

[rocky timber]

Hot

🥵

[daring swallow]

But i swim faster with the scuba diving suit

[slender stag]

Where can I get the rebreather or it's already get it for u?

[zinc cypress]

🤤

[daring swallow]

Than normal

[rocky timber]

Its like a few seconds difference tbh

[slender stag]

Idk bout this

But they say if u on first person

You swim faster

[indigo tundra]

Don't u all get bored buy playing gtao to much

[rocky timber]

Yea I don't think it makes u swim faster

[daring swallow]

Faster than without the suit

[slender stag]

Idk speedrun strat

[rocky timber]

U walk run swim everything faster

[daring swallow]

What that doesn t make sense

[vale sierra]

The run I did in 45 minutes total was using the long fin the fastest I could do it with the sub was 48

[rocky timber]

Rockstar never patched it

[supple fractal]

u have it when doing the heist with longifn approach

[zinc cypress]

How do u increase strength stat

[slender stag]

Yeh like running

[sharp gate]

Wait guys its 2019 already?? Time goes fast damn

[slender stag]

Damn imma try it then

[supple fractal]

beat ppl with fists

[indigo tundra]

No its 2010

[zinc cypress]

Do npcs count

[slender stag]

Speedrun use first person mode to run

[supple fractal]

yes

[rocky timber]

Bro this guy is a time traveler or smthing

[slender stag]

Hell yeh

[rocky timber]

Whats the use of strength btw

[sharp gate]

👁️ 4️⃣ 🐐

[rocky timber]

Bruh

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/mmi-morsmutual-discord-mmi-lester-lester-crest-gif-24009653

[vale sierra]

You can buy them at your agency if you have the weapon place it’s under accessories

[slender stag]

Drip

[indigo tundra]

I chop the ppl take-out there organs and sell them on the darkweb for 1 to 10 million dollars

[slender stag]

Damnn

[rocky timber]

I think out max health increase if we get shot alot

[zinc cypress]

Lester MoLester

[indigo tundra]

Anyone wants to buy

[slender stag]

Imma take note

[supple fractal]

it's so relaxing to just run along the beach beating up innocent npcs in first person 🤤

[slender stag]

Correct

[zinc cypress]

Lester is fit

[supple fractal]

lester is fat

[slender stag]

[indigo tundra]

Lester is a greedy bi*ch

[daring swallow]

Lester is black

[vale sierra]

Takes a few more bullets to kill you an you punch people harder it’s such a small amount though it’s really not worth it

[zinc cypress]

Tru

[slender stag]

[slender stag]

U goddamn right

[indigo tundra]

Took half of the money from casino and so many other heists

[slender stag]

Takes the cut like 500k

Screw Lester

[indigo tundra]

That son of a gun

[supple fractal]

pavel for life

[zinc cypress]

Pavel only takes like 30k bless him

[indigo tundra]

And pavel takes barely any cut

[slender stag]

Yeh he doesn't care lol

[supple fractal]

he has had enough

working for various governments

[vale sierra]

If you don’t use the sub approach he doesn’t take a thing I am pretty sure I’ll have to double check

[indigo tundra]

I do sub approach only

[vale sierra]

Honestly try the long fin drive it around to the back and still go in drainage tunnel

[supple fractal]

alkonost approach is for Chads :gigaChad:

[indigo tundra]

Its more easy qnd the only way I know

[supple fractal]

epic fail

[slender stag]

Yeh imma try tht

[slender stag]

[vale sierra]

Long fin is easier trust

[indigo tundra]

Sub

[supple fractal]

idk about that

[slender stag]

Yeh I think so man

[vale sierra]

All these noobs

[indigo tundra]

Good

[slender stag]

We got opinions too

Unless u a twitter guy

[supple fractal]

for me is easier to just kill a bunch of dudes than escaping tons of police in a truck

[slender stag]

https://tenor.com/view/barnyard-twitter-opinions-krauser-krebs-gif-23665634

[drifting burrow]

hey guys

[slender stag]

Hell yeh same lol

[indigo tundra]

truueee

[slender stag]

Sop

[supple fractal]

maybe with the phantom wedge it's better

[vale sierra]

It’s funny how you ask questions on how to do things and then when people actually give an answer on the fastest most efficient way to do them you disagree

[indigo tundra]

Ok

[slender stag]

Yeh I don't use it that much

[supple fractal]

yes

[indigo tundra]

Rdr2,gta5,photoshop,zoom,assains creed valhalla running at the same time

Amazing right?

[slender stag]

Nah it's not disagreeing ur statement bruh

[slender stag]

Shit

[drifting burrow]

My gta 5 stopped running. I reinstalled it. still this problem is coming

[vale sierra]

Have any of you done the scope out preps and heist in 45 or less ???????

[slender stag]

Bruhh

[supple fractal]

why would you need 3 games running at the same time?

[slender stag]

Are u out of ur mind

[placid plover]

Should I save up for a moc to upgrade vigilante or buy opp

[slender stag]

Damn

[vale sierra]

If so I will listen to you when you say that the sub is faster

[slender stag]

Can ur desktop supports?

[supple fractal]

opressor

[slender stag]

No hate

[slender stag]

Yehh

Oppressor mark 2

[placid plover]

Bet

[indigo tundra]

Oppressor mk2

[slender stag]

Of course

[drifting burrow]

yes. it was working good yesturday

[indigo tundra]

Oppressor mk3

[slender stag]

Damn

[indigo tundra]

Imagine they add oppressor mk3

[supple fractal]

tbh gta 5 can run on a potato with the right settings

[vale sierra]

The fact you bought a vigilante before an oppressor worries me

[slender stag]

Yehh

[supple fractal]

it's a 9 Yr old game after all

[slender stag]

Sm mode maybe

But online takes a little push

[indigo tundra]

Only story mode

[slender stag]

Of course

Yepp

[supple fractal]

it's as old as my pc 💀

[wintry heron]

help i have a question

[slender stag]

Like I got 100fps on high settings

[slender stag]

Sop

[indigo tundra]

My rtx 3060 can run gta5cstory mode like 140fps plus anc online is like 80

[slender stag]

Yehh

[placid plover]

I thought it was good bro

[slender stag]

It alwys like that man

Like I said

[supple fractal]

bc it is

[wintry heron]

so i did the casino heist with a friend recently and somehow the cut were set to 15% to all of us

[slender stag]

Online takes a little push

[supple fractal]

but opressor better

[vale sierra]

Hmmm

[vale sierra]

Hmmmm

[slender stag]

Like ur internet,connection and stuff smh

[wintry heron]

even though he did set 50/50

[placid plover]

Yea I realised

[wintry heron]

where did our 35% gone

[slender stag]

Opp mark 2 average users vs mark 1 enjoyer

[wintry heron]

but then at the stat it did say i got 50% cut

[slender stag]

Oh

Wait what

[wintry heron]

where did the money gone

[vale sierra]

You obviously didn’t realise if you had to ask if you should upgrade your vigilante or buy an oppressor

[indigo tundra]

So imagine a potato pc running gta online

[slender stag]

What heist?

[wintry heron]

casino heist big con approach

group six

[slender stag]

Observant

Casino?

Group sechs

[indigo tundra]

Imagine a pc with 8gb ram and Intel hd graphics running gta5 online

[vale sierra]

[slender stag]

Yeh it can

On low settings with 720p

[wintry heron]

did lester took our 70%

???

[slender stag]

Y should be grateful that u can run the gta 5 smh

[slender stag]

Damn what

[sharp gate]

LMAO

[echo light]

I have been into dogfights all day

[sharp gate]

I know yall makin fun of Rubio but noone was making fun of Casinos owner

And also I am looking forward for new heist in 2022

[vale sierra]

Ohhh exciting

Did you win

[echo light]

Yeah

I never lose

[vale sierra]

Well done

Your making me proud

[echo light]

[vale sierra]

[echo light]

I never start one tho

Well not all the time at least

[vale sierra]

Isn’t it funny when a baby get a jet for the first time and tried to think they are cool and then you just lay them out like a pancake

[echo light]

Lol

[vale sierra]

[echo light]

So there's this guy tried to rush into terrorbyte and i smoked him on the door

[wintry heron]

guess it must be a glitch, damn r* robbed us

[vale sierra]

Some people are so dumb

[echo light]

Then he went to his hanger brought lazer. Before he could take off got smoked again

[vale sierra]

I had a guy message me tonight complaining because I shot him out of his nightshark when he tried to ram me with it. He accused me of cheating because the windows are “bulletproof”

Little did he know

I guess he thought it was like a Kuruma

Kid wasnt even ducking his head down made it too easy for me to kill him

[stoic oracle]

Guys should I buy a facility and do setups for doomsday?

[lime verge]

yes

[stoic oracle]

why?

[lime verge]

it has a decent payout

do it in hard mod which provides more money

moreover its very interesting

u can even buy a arcade if not the facility

[rough crescent]

those heists are the challange of this game

[stoic oracle]

Isn’t doomsday really hard

[rough crescent]

and if you can do the CMM the pay is not that bad

[rough crescent]

depends on you and your crew's skill

it only needs experience

[slate olive]

best rounds for special carbine mk2?

[near vortex]

[silk knot]

imagine having a crew

[deep lion]

a crew, what that?

[silk knot]

a group of people

[rough crescent]

default

[wintry heron]

whats ur guys crew tag

[deep lion]

don't have one

it's useless

🙃

[wintry heron]

Yo

[wintry heron]

mine is LZZZ

If you have kosatka you can solo heist right?

[deep lion]

yep

[wintry heron]

yes

[deep lion]

solo cayo perico

it's not really hard

[wintry heron]

Hm is that

[deep lion]

1.3m payout most of the time

for 60m of your time

[wintry heron]

No i mean hm kosatka is

I rlly wanted to do some solo heist it will be my first heist

[wintry heron]

you skould buy it you can make all your money back in a few days

[deep lion]

buy it

[wintry heron]

Howmuch kosatka is

[deep lion]

it's one of the best investisment in the game rn

like 2m?

[wintry heron]

2.2 mill

Oww

My money not enough

[deep lion]

find someone who's doing cayo perico, so you can learn strats and earn money

[wintry heron]

Ok ok

Maybe tomorrow i will find people

I only have 1.1mil

[deep lion]

there is plenty of ytb videos explaining the heist for solo player

[wintry heron]

Lots of grind tomorrow hahahah

[wintry heron]

Okok thankyou for the tip brodie

[deep lion]

just a bit of information, there is an easy way in, you should see it in most of vids, but if you don't ask someone

[slender stag]

Yoo

Bucky is new

I mean like newbie

Just got gta 5 5 hours ago

[deep lion]

hey how do i change my pseudo, i tryed to change it when i joined but i can't, is there a channel for that?

[wintry heron]

wow didnt even take the time to play the story smh

[silk knot]

people ignoring the story mode makes me sad

[deep lion]

story mode is fun

[wintry heron]

ikr

[slender stag]

Yeh

[wintry heron]

I dont play gta v storymode or online after i downloaded my gtav in epicgames i already played roleplay

[slender stag]

Yeh i finished story in 3 different platforms

Smh gta really need a new fcking update

[deep lion]

gta 6 maybe

juste maybe

🙃

[silk knot]

[deep lion]

if we're not dead before

[wintry heron]

next big update is franklins nipple expansion

[slender stag]

Oh shit

[deep lion]

any idea?

[slender stag]

yo you made my day

[silk knot]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the next update is a franklin heist that you need the agency for

that’s what they did for the Casino

[wintry heron]

:)

[slender stag]

[wintry heron]

or they will re release og heist eith nothing different avt them and call them og heist expanded and enhanced

[silk knot]

[slender stag]

Fck that expanded bruh

[wintry heron]

i would buy it for faster online load time lmao

[silk knot]

lowkey tho I wouldn’t complain if they redid the og heists but with multiple approaches like Cayo and no 4 player locks

imagine a Pac standard stealth approach solo

[wintry heron]

solo criminal mastermind lol

[silk knot]

and they up the reward money

make pac standard king again

[wintry heron]

pac standard would be hard solo cause all the cops would shoot you

[slender stag]

Am ded

[silk knot]

that’s where the stealth approach would come in

or they could just come out with a cool new heist instead

[dense ore]

Does somebody know what happens to a griefer when the opponent doesnt fight back

[supple fractal]

he goes to his mom crying

[wintry heron]

griefers always win

[valid quest]

Hi