🚔┃gta-discussion

[echo light]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

lets start a lster chain

lester chain

[vale sierra]

Actually the new digital remastered versions of the old gta are the best that have ever came out. It’s really great to see when you get a company that makes mobile games to do the remaster you literally get a buggy ass mobile game

Obviously I am taking the piss

[wintry heron]

lester

[echo light]

Yeah if u had to explain that in the end

[worthy belfry]

Rabbit you tryna grab

I got a cayo up and runnin

[echo light]

Handicapped

[wintry heron]

im tryna grab sum puzzy

[wintry heron]

nice

[oblique sluice]

🇬 🇾 🇦

[vale sierra]

I seriously don’t know what they were expecting when you ask a mobile game company to remaster their game. Like holy shit that was bad and they make you pay full price……obviously me being a dumb ass I bought it but that’s not the point

[wintry heron]

stop jump scaring me with paragraphs

[vale sierra]

Just making sure you can read

[echo light]

I assumed a girl

[oblique sluice]

Damn it's a trap boi

[wintry heron]

lester is trans

[echo light]

I read half and then make up the rest

[oblique sluice]

Immortal is non binary she/him

[vale sierra]

He already got them titties his is halfway there

[echo light]

In short Im your daddy

[vale sierra]

That’s cute

[echo light]

Just like you

[wintry heron]

being trans aint cheap i guess thats why he always takes 600k on casino heist

[vale sierra]

Naww thanks

[vale sierra]

Dang you might be onto something here

[oblique sluice]

😳

[sharp ledge]

Bruh people rammning your cargobob and blowing up, then calling you a hacker feels great

[wintry heron]

shit take all my stuff and finish what i started lesters knocking on my door hes gonna kill me

[vale sierra]

I got you fam I got you

[slate olive]

guys

what should i do

[wintry heron]

gets molested by lester and dies

[slate olive]

stick with main dock loot

[vale sierra]

Eat cheese

[wintry heron]

yes

[slate olive]

or risk time and elite challenge for 2 stacks of coke

[echo light]

Risk ur life

[slate olive]

tequila is my primary target

[vale sierra]

I still go with my original answer you should eat cheese

[echo light]

That sounds like your expertise

[wintry heron]

nah elite challenge is nothing 50-100k is ez to get

[slate olive]

if main dock then i will do kosatka perp

[slate olive]

coke is in north dock

and my first time

looting there

[wintry heron]

i never do north dock cause it sucks

[vale sierra]

@slate olive are you like one of the only people who don’t use the drainage tunnel ???

[slate olive]

i use drainage tunnel

[slate olive]

then

[vale sierra]

Hmm

[slate olive]

2 stacks of weed and 1 stack of cash?

or 2 stacks of coke

[wintry heron]

cock

coke*

[wintry heron]

for max take

[slate olive]

ok i think i will do different approach

[wintry heron]

try longfin

[slate olive]

i did

the longfin prep

ok then i will do it

[vale sierra]

Honestly though now that they lowered the elite payout from 100k and it is now 50k just go for what is going to get you the most loot don’t bother about the elite challenge

[wintry heron]

has anyone seen pavels nipples 😏

[wintry heron]

they didnt lower its 100k for hardnode 50k for normal

[vale sierra]

Oh my bad

Well still 100k is chump change

I get more than that when I log on to gta due to my prime gaming benefits ahah

[wintry heron]

:(

[vale sierra]

Yesterday I got $500,000 was pretty goood ahaha

[flint blade]

Imagine having prime

I have suckincon

[wintry heron]

i have pornhub premium

[flint blade]

Nice

You enjoying it?

[wintry heron]

im enjoying it as we speak 😎

[slate olive]

longfin approach is great

no fails

[flint blade]

Finding no people to help me with the doomsday heist is terrible

I must play with randoms

[ashen pebble]

Akula or Hunter

[slate olive]

i can help but sadly i am on pc

[flint blade]

GTA Is out for almost 9 years

And no crossplay

[slate olive]

yeah

and peer to peer server

in 2022

[flint blade]

Modders would be a problem on console :/

[slate olive]

ima get 8 bit vinewood arcade

[slate olive]

yeah

we need better anti cheat

[flint blade]

Console is probably the safest to play GTA on

[slate olive]

no modders

and flying is easy

compared to pc

[flint blade]

PC is hell probably

[slate olive]

you can get over it by getting a controller

[slate olive]

yes

[flint blade]

I never experienced PC Version of GTA V

but I know that it's pretty messed up

[slate olive]

try it if you have it

[flint blade]

My brother doed

Does

But library sharing won't work

[slate olive]

you can ask him

[flint blade]

The only issue is that libary sharing won't work

[hard fractal]

Guys in wich month the new dlc cames?

[flint blade]

we don't know

[hard fractal]

Oh ok ty

[cold parcel]

Yo anyone have modded cars

[slate olive]

what is the best arcade

[cold parcel]

The one by the casino

[slate olive]

la mesa?

or vinewood

[flint blade]

Why is it so impossible to find some PS4 players to help me with the fucking doomsday heist

[cold parcel]

Because it doesn’t pay much probably

[flint blade]

I don't care about pay

I just wanna have it done

For trophies

1,200,000 it isn't that bad

[cold parcel]

Trophies??

Wait what part do u need help with on it

[flint blade]

All of them

Act 3 only

Setups

I think it will give a trophie

Yup

A tropie

Trophie

I don't care

Not English origin not my problem

[pastel ingot]

I’ve been trying to do the set up for the meth lab but each time I deliver it it gives me a endless cut scene aka a loop and this has made it so I couldn’t use it

[wintry heron]

what scoping out do i have to do for big con?

[wispy pollen]

Hi guys, i have a question

[flint blade]

what feddx

feddy

[wispy pollen]

Do you know where to find the modality for scramjet's trade prize?

[slate olive]

wait for weekly updates

weekly updates have vehicle discounts

[wintry heron]

i know what sex is but im not tellng anyone

[slate olive]

sechs

[wintry heron]

wanna have gruppe sechs?

[slate olive]

what arcade to get

[wintry heron]

city

[slate olive]

la mesa or vinewood

[wintry heron]

so does anyone know what i need to scope out for the big con?

[slate olive]

gate inside race track tunnel

[wintry heron]

thats it?

[rain sedge]

That for gruppe sech

About the other 2 log into the camera and look around

[wintry heron]

ye

gruppe sech is the best right

[rain sedge]

Ye

But

Only at the vault

When you go up they will get detected unless you change your disguise

So ye it really easy approach

[wintry heron]

yeah ive done it really long ago

[hollow compass]

The sewer entrance if you choose the loud approach, pretty much just outside the mantrap but not the most advisable unless you want to do it so you can get all three approaches done

[wintry heron]

how do i unlock paige?

i need the best hacker right

https://tenor.com/view/gta5-cayo-perico-gta-meme-fucked-your-mom-gif-19835492

[hollow compass]

I think paige requires the terrorbyte which requires the nightclub if I’m remembering right. Alternatively theres avi scheartzman, destroy 50 signal jammers located around the map

[deft dune]

Hey who knows how to get the hunting pack remix for the trade price for scramjet

Because it dosent show on jobs for me

[wintry heron]

Who down to mess around on pc

[ashen pebble]

Sadly I’m on PS4

[dire hare]

Hi I need one more person to do the prison heist it’s a 25% split

[ashen pebble]

Lfg

[dire hare]

?

[wintry heron]

Yoooo the time uk is 9:11

[dire hare]

Yeah lol

[ashen pebble]

?

[wintry heron]

You American? How you not remember

[ashen pebble]

O look

Lool

My brain=dead

[crisp crypt]

how do i get maude to text me i have been waiting about an hour and a half

[wintry heron]

bro enough u broke into more houses than the bitches u got ur character literally has a bruise on his face now

[wintry heron]

💀 🤦‍♂️ 🤡 🤓

[thick hawk]

Yo

[fluid geyser]

Anybody have la mesa autoshop and can get online

[hollow compass]

Maude doesn’t seem to text to start the bounty hunter missions. You gotta go to your map screen and hover over to sandy shores near the alamo sea and look for an M for maudes missions, she will text you info about who you are looking for

[rain wave]

Need 2 ppl for humane labs

1 setup then the heist

[pulsar portal]

@rain wave I’m down to do it

[wintry heron]

Anyone on pc that wants to mess around

[deft kelp]

anyone wanna do repo missions

[rain wave]

i need 2 ppl to do humane labs

[wintry heron]

I will

[olive dock]

The someone jobs are so good recently like 45-80k like that's pretty chill ngl

[fluid geyser]

Does anybody have the la mesa autoshop that’s gonna be online I need to try something at somebody else’s garage while they are inside it

[wintry heron]

@deft kelp Still? Are you talking about the Simeon ones?

[uneven summit]

Damnnn

[carmine geyser]

fast boi cons prob no explosive mg

its good enough for mk2

but i usually use molotok

prob

its a plane based of mig

v65 molotok

starling is good too

yea thats pretty much the problem

you have hangar?

it shoulde be on vehicle menu

[wintry heron]

Should I buy the Kosatka or Terrorbyte next?

[carmine geyser]

def kosatka first

[red kraken]

Anyone wanna play?

I got ps xbox or pc

[ebon goblet]

[languid hare]

why do you have pc, xbox, ps and you have gta on all

[pastel kernel]

I wish you could play on server on Xbox

Not just pc

[minor radish]

Hello everyone

[mint zealot]

Depends

[trail rose]

i love the 3x on repos

easy rp

[minor radish]

Its very good for head hunters

[grand gorge]

If you are ceo, do the mic businesses still run?

[mint zealot]

mic businesses?

oh wait I know what you meant, yes they still work if you're ceo

[grand gorge]

Thx

Sorry I meant mc

[harsh geyser]

Who can help me with casino heist

[stray hollow]

im a beginner looking to run though the first heists. is there anyone who could help with that?

[mighty steeple]

B@@BS

B

B

S

[modest bridge]

argh i hate modders

i said modder = gay and he crashedme

crashed me

[paper plank]

Yeah I feel like the modders that give free money don't exist anymore

[thick hawk]

Hate getting 5 gold and tequila😭

[late marsh]

Get rich? Or maybe try hard mode for extra cash

[thick hawk]

I'm trying to get pd

[cunning sapphire]

Guys

[thick hawk]

N 5 gold

[late marsh]

Property Discount?

[cunning sapphire]

Check #📸┃gta-media

Does anyone have this problem??

[thick hawk]

No

[late marsh]

No

[thick hawk]

Just hard reset Xbox

[cunning sapphire]

How??

[modest bridge]

also i lost a 60k thing cuz modder got mad

[late marsh]

Honestly I end up getting the bearer bonds more often then I get tequila

[modest bridge]

💀

60k contract

[thick hawk]

Hold power button for 10 secs

[cunning sapphire]

K

[thick hawk]

Does GTA look better on the series S ?

[modest bridge]

yea

1% better

or some bs

[thick hawk]

Lol WTF

[late marsh]

Only major difference is Xbox one x and series x, Both Names by the way are terrible because they are extremely confusing to compare to one another

[neon sphinx]

hey anti nft guy i sold my wife to buy an nft do you respect me still

[modest bridge]

yes and no

[late marsh]

NFT no fucking thanks

[neon sphinx]

Nfts are cool

[late marsh]

I mean if you want some ugly looking monkeys wouldn’t you just be able to copy and paste the image for free after all it’s not the actual image itself anyone cares about is the digital receipt for the URL

[neon sphinx]

i bought it cause people say i will become a billionaire

so yeah i have to wait 2 years \

peopple say

[late marsh]

So yeah NF tees are nothing but a scam for rich people and people who have no idea what Blockchain is. It’s more of a get rich quick scheme type fad and if you want to do it by all means go ahead who am I to get between a sucker and his money

[modest bridge]

if u do franklin things for money

do you get the most paid one always?

[late marsh]

Can you say that sentence again except make sense? Because it sounds like you’re saying if I play the mission do I get the money for the mission if it’s a mission.

[modest bridge]

you know the comissions of franklin

of the agency

[late marsh]

Do you mean the contracts or the story?

[modest bridge]

contracts

[late marsh]

Contracts are randomly generated and basically agency versions of VIP work that range from 25,000 up to 50 something thousand depending on difficulty and what job you’re doing. They have a refresh rate from what I can see you about five minutes after one is completed

[modest bridge]

yes i know

but im asking about when you ask on the phone

by calling franklin

[late marsh]

Oh you mean pay phone hits

[modest bridge]

no

by calling franklin on the phone

there is a option to do contracts

[late marsh]

You call Franklin in order to request a payphone hit

[modest bridge]

IM

not talking about payphone hit

[late marsh]

Otherwise essentially you’re calling Franklin to do a randomly selected one of the agency missions from the phone so you don’t have to go to the office and request one

[modest bridge]

yea

but do you get the most paid one?

[late marsh]

No it’s randomly selected from the ones in your office at the time

[modest bridge]

oh

so is not worth it

[late marsh]

Literally it’s not worth it unless you just want to do a random one because at least when you go to the office you could select which one could pay more or be easier to do

[thick hawk]

I got the agency I haven't used it since the Dr Dre shit

[minor radish]

Then you wasted alot of money?

[thick hawk]

I don't mind wasting money

I just got back to 40 mil

[minor radish]

Wow

How did you get 40 mil??

[thick hawk]

Cayo

N saving

[minor radish]

What is N?

[thick hawk]

And

[minor radish]

Oh

[thick hawk]

N stands for and lol

[minor radish]

Ok

[thick hawk]

I should buy more cars but idk tbh

[minor radish]

Maybe but the dune fav beacues its fast

buy*

[thick hawk]

The dune ?

[minor radish]

Yes

[thick hawk]

Dm me a pic bc I don't think we're thinking Abt the same thing

[minor radish]

Uhh

Ok

[thick hawk]

Aight

[little gate]

Should I blow my money on a new outfit

Then try doing some heists

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/gta5-cayo-perico-gta-meme-fucked-your-mom-gif-19835492

[minor radish]

Can you stop pls i dont have a mom

[cunning sapphire]

Yo the hard reset didn’t work I tried hotspoting and it worked turned out it was from my internet

[thick hawk]

Damn

[jolly tulip]

Yay!

I got platinum for my first ever heist!

Sadly it was with randoms, but I don't mind.

[echo light]

Ok but who asked

Ppl die? Leave? Get kidnapped ?

[rocky timber]

goiz, i finally bought the mk2

[echo light]

Tats crazy bruh but who asked

[rocky timber]

joe mama

[high tundra]

average discord channel

[rocky timber]

lol

guys which is the best sports car under 1.5M

in gta online

[undone mist]

Do your supplies turn into research when your not in the bunker?

[jade oriole]

when you have research prioritized then yes

otherwise it'll j turn into product

[undone mist]

Ok thx

So I can do Cayo setups and stuff while waiting?

[jade oriole]

yep

[undone mist]

Thx

[mighty steeple]

Y’all are actually jarring

People come in and say something and they get L ratio who asked in response like bruh

Cringe basement dwellers

[wintry heron]

[silk knot]

welcome to the GTA community

where no happiness or kindness exists

just a vacuum of negativity

like League just a little less worse

or worse if you prefer ironic toxicity

[jade oriole]

L ratio

[slate olive]

what arcade to get

la mesa or vinewood

[jade oriole]

videogeddon imo

[silk knot]

whatever gives you the better tingle

[jade oriole]

which is la mesa iirc

[slate olive]

what about 8 bit?

[jade oriole]

it's a bit further from the casino and more expensive

but i mean it is ur money

go buy whatever u want

[slate olive]

both are close to casino

[mighty steeple]

Lol cringe lords

[rocky timber]

i just bought a mk2 to add to tht

[echo light]

@slate olive video

[slate olive]

close to casino and 700k cheaper

[wintry heron]

Which mission is good in the 3x cash rp missions?

[echo light]

Yea

[slate olive]

simeon missions

these missions are easy to do

[rocky timber]

yes

[zenith leaf]

hey bitch suggest , should i get a operassor or staff upgrade in all my bussiness

[rocky timber]

i think 1 mission gives 15-20k, so x3 makes it 45 = 60k in 1 mission

which barely takes 10 mins

about 400k/hour

[rocky timber]

opp mk1 or 2?

[zenith leaf]

2

[rocky timber]

opp 1 is just for fun use

[rocky timber]

then get it

[zenith leaf]

ok

what about tank which one is better tank

[lament dew]

Khanjali

[zenith leaf]

k sure

@lament dew what is cayo b2b

bussiness 2 bussiness ?

[lament dew]

“Baited”-🤓

[zenith leaf]

what does this mean

@lament dew

[lament dew]

Search it up

[plain wyvern]

Hey

[zenith leaf]

what does this mean @lament dew

[zenith leaf]

not this

[lament dew]

I know search b2b up🤦

[zenith leaf]

oh got it back to back

[silk knot]

bro you could've just told him lmao

jesus fucking christ

[zenith leaf]

@silk knot

man pc , xbox can play together?

[lament dew]

No

[zenith leaf]

ok

[echo light]

Yo bitches

I have large warehouse in west vinewood

Shd i change it

[glass rock]

yo anyone wanna help me get money

idk what im doing

[rocky timber]

fr

[knotty drum]

K

[wintry heron]

@echo light u still awake

?

i went to sleep and came back

[echo light]

Eh

[wintry heron]

and the bitch was still texting

[echo light]

Ikr stop your mum please

[wintry heron]

u fr imortal huh

[wintry heron]

💀

no sense

[zenith leaf]

hello im mortal

[echo light]

Hello mortal immortal

[zenith leaf]

you forgot to add space

[echo light]

My b

Hello mortal, im dad immortal

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/sorprendido-cara-surprised-shocked-face-wow-oh-god-gif-15759918

[glass rock]

bruh

i need help

[wintry heron]

💀

[echo light]

who doesn't

[wintry heron]

with ?

[echo light]

Handjob

[wintry heron]

guess who

[wintry heron]

ur mom doesnt cuz she got me

[wintry heron]

🇱

[echo light]

i missed you

[wintry heron]

me too bby

[echo light]

Only intelligent grefier

[wintry heron]

sup @wintry heron

[glass rock]

xbox is trash lol

[echo light]

Now answer this

[wintry heron]

no need to be an asshole bruh

but is ur pc better than my xbox

i dont think so

[wintry heron]

ok

[glass rock]

yes

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/idgaf-dgaf-like-i-give-a-fuck-look-at-all-the-fucks-i-give-all-the-fucks-i-give-gif-13609234

[echo light]

.

Shd i change it

[wintry heron]

console wars are for pussies

[echo light]

I love pussies

[wintry heron]

ofcource u do

[glass rock]

cringe

[wintry heron]

who doesent?

[wintry heron]

whyd u go and open it then

it was litteraly a link

[glass rock]

i did

[wintry heron]

ur showing that u care

[glass rock]

just a middle finger

[echo light]

@l—IIllIIllIIll—I#1848

[wintry heron]

🤡

[echo light]

Answer that

Shd i chaneg it

[wintry heron]

thats my name :)

[glass rock]

wait when did i say i didnt care? i just said that ur console is shit

[echo light]

Ok but answer my question barcode

[wintry heron]

thx but i didnt ask

and i dont care

so idont want to hear ur opinion

[wintry heron]

i dont understand ur question

🤓

[echo light]

Wtf

[glass rock]

cringe lol

[echo light]

I have a focking warehouse in west vinewood shd i change it

[wintry heron]

yes

[echo light]

Do you understand this now slomo?

[wintry heron]

no lol warehouses are for grinding (i shit myself)

[echo light]

Yeah well i got nothing else to do in this game

[wintry heron]

thx for the addition of that btw

👀

[wintry heron]

np

[echo light]

I tot you were good

[wintry heron]

i am bro

:(

u r

[echo light]

Ok

[wintry heron]

btw im selling myself so if anyone wants a pet tryhard im offering myself for 6 cents

[rustic sapphire]

heyo

[wintry heron]

yes

[rustic sapphire]

wanna play gtav

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-waiting-still-waiting-gif-13052487

[zenith leaf]

okh ill buy

[wintry heron]

tryhard pet sounds good

gona consider that dont worry

[wintry heron]

ok just specify what will you do with me

[wintry heron]

not a zoophille so were gona have a fun time dont worry

[wintry heron]

i didn't say i was an animal 😏

[wintry heron]

😩

maybe ur gona turn into a segs toy

[plain wyvern]

Wassup?

[silk knot]

the real question is what do you consider "wealthy"

[analog plinth]

above 50 mil

[strange stump]

above 500 million

[rocky timber]

500 Billion

[strange stump]

he’s being unrealistic now

500 million sounds about right and that’s if you have all locations for you to to store vehicles

[red sinew]

Anyone wanna do bogdan b2b

[wintry heron]

Nah man 10 mil is still poor 😅

[strange stump]

lol

[wintry heron]

U need at least a couple hundred mil to be considered rich in gta💀😂

[smoky ginkgo]

Only got 100 mil rn

[strange stump]

i’m about to reach 200 m again

[safe zephyr]

Have u guys heard of the racist smoothie guy?

[strange stump]

no

[whole breach]

Hello

[rapid marlin]

what can be the potential date of updates of gta v stopping in ps4/xbox one

[hushed compass]

Soon

Then you'll need PS5 but better get a PC :))

[wintry heron]

how to remove the scuba mask from my face

[carmine geyser]

re breather?

[warped cipher]

I'm never playing this game again

[spark lava]

where can I sell vehicles again?

[warped cipher]

uhm

[carmine geyser]

your own vehicle?

[warped cipher]

I don't remember

[carmine geyser]

then ls custom

[warped cipher]

no

I think he meant

the job

[carmine geyser]

oh

[wintry heron]

Same

[carmine geyser]

vehicle warehouse?

[warped cipher]

people keep saying I'm a girl so I shouldn't play

[spark lava]

personal vehicles yeah

[carmine geyser]

yeah go to ls garage costume

[weak tapir]

If its from warstock then u can sell it in ur moc

[carmine geyser]

yea that too

[weak tapir]

Any other vehicle then u can sell in ls custom

[carmine geyser]

basically on place where you can costumize the vehicle

[wintry heron]

yes

[carmine geyser]

change to your saved outfit

[wintry heron]

Lmao thats a dumb reason to tell someone to not play a game
But its rare to see girls playing gta 😅

[rocky timber]

guys is there any way to make the mk2 go faster

[carmine geyser]

on menu style

[warped cipher]

yeah well if I don't leave the session they get mean

[carmine geyser]

fly upside down

[rocky timber]

:/

[carmine geyser]

metpro have guide on that

[warped cipher]

and start saying stuff like I'm adopted and I failed abortion I don't get why tho I didn't do nothing

[weak tapir]

My gf plays better fortnite than me but i dont play fortnite much :/

[warped cipher]

I'm good at fn it's just I can't play

[wintry heron]

Gta sessions are generally toxic so u just gotta be mean back or just ignore them 😂💀

[warped cipher]

ik but there always nice to each other me they just keep saying it too me

[echo light]

My GTA session is quiet

[carmine geyser]

its gta its full of toxic kid

[echo light]

Cuz im alone

[wintry heron]

Fortnite used to be good now i dont even recognize the game

[warped cipher]

everyone in my session is normally 13-19

[weak tapir]

Rip this guy level 62 mk2 rat decided to grief my cargo and he had to quit the session

[weak tapir]

Yeah true

[echo light]

All hail greifer

[weak tapir]

My session has level 2000+

Modders

[wintry heron]

Pc or console ?

[warped cipher]

pc

what I meant by 13-19

[echo light]

Pc is shit

[warped cipher]

is there age

[weak tapir]

Shitty griefer that guy is he knows nothing

[wintry heron]

I usually just play w modders 🤷‍♂️

[warped cipher]

oh

[weak tapir]

Pc is modders field lol

[warped cipher]

I always am in a game with like level 150-700

and there always 13-19

[analog plinth]

same

[wintry heron]

Once u get to know them they are better than the average players and less toxic too 😅💀

[weak tapir]

Whats ur level @warped cipher ?

[warped cipher]

I'm only 30

but

on console

I'm level 184

[analog plinth]

wb on pc

ohh

[weak tapir]

Ok so like u know how this game works good

[warped cipher]

yeah

but

I mainly play with my best friend

[wintry heron]

I started playing gta on console but switched to pc

[neon sphinx]

Kanye west

[weak tapir]

My 2nd acc reach lvl 100 today

[neon sphinx]

kanye west

[warped cipher]

that's so cool:D

[neon sphinx]

kanye west

[weak tapir]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Ps?

[weak tapir]

Yup

[neon sphinx]

kanye west

[wintry heron]

[neon sphinx]

kanye

[weak tapir]

Kim kardashian

[neon sphinx]

Lana

[warped cipher]

well my friend is always sticking up for me because I don't really talk on gta unless people are being nice :/

[weak tapir]

Rhoades

[neon sphinx]

Mia

[wintry heron]

U use voice chat ?

[warped cipher]

yes

[neon sphinx]

i destroy poeples cargo

[wintry heron]

Damn i have never used voice chat only the text chat 😅😂

[wintry heron]

Me too 😏

[warped cipher]

oh

[weak tapir]

Pretty much tells why u like russia

[neon sphinx]

im polish and russian so yea\

[warped cipher]

I like using vc

it's just people be rude

[wintry heron]

No one uses voice chat in pc and i also dont like talking to randoms😅

[weak tapir]

Damn my lobbies theres like 9-12 yr old kids

[warped cipher]

mines 13-19

[weak tapir]

Cursing in some random language

[warped cipher]

lol

[neon sphinx]

is there jet griefers in ur lobby

[weak tapir]

Yeah i hate jet rats

I have had many lazer griefers

[neon sphinx]

cause in my lobby there is 6 get kids now

[warped cipher]

well normally I'm just on a call with my friend instead of talking on Gts

GTA*

[wintry heron]

At least your lobby had actual people mine just has bots that spam shit lol

[weak tapir]

Lmao

[warped cipher]

bro

yesterday

I was in a server and they kept spamming there yt and discord server

lmao

[neon sphinx]

im scared to sell my cargo cause there are kexi kids

[weak tapir]

@neon sphinx yo did u meet rasputin?

[wintry heron]

Prolly mod menu sellers

They do that type of shit

[weak tapir]

Nah am not scared of griefers usually its fun fighting tryhards

After all its gta

[neon sphinx]

bruh there 24 of them

[warped cipher]

ye

[neon sphinx]

and all riding a oppresor

[weak tapir]

Rip

[weak tapir]

The flying cancer

[warped cipher]

I need a new phone

mine lags and its out of storage

[neon sphinx]

all i just see is birds when i see oppresor kids

[wintry heron]

Most of them are scams too lol they tryna sell that one free menu for money 😂🔫

[turbid minnow]

hey bro

[weak tapir]

Uk i trolled a mk2 griefer with my guided missiles

[warped cipher]

yeah

[weak tapir]

He was noob and he didnt know how he was being blown

[wintry heron]

Yo

[warped cipher]

iphones cost so much

[turbid minnow]

what setpu

[neon sphinx]

i suck at games too

[turbid minnow]

setup

i should do for

aggresive cayo

[weak tapir]

Am scared of particular type of players

The ones with

[wintry heron]

Only $1200

[weak tapir]

Barcodes in their names

[carmine geyser]

stealth

[weak tapir]

IIIIIIII

[warped cipher]

only?????

[turbid minnow]

its not fun

[wintry heron]

Yea 😂🔫

[warped cipher]

I'm poor ong

[neon sphinx]

|||||||||III is typing.....

[carmine geyser]

yea but its more provit

[turbid minnow]

fuck profit

i have everything

[warped cipher]

hey

if it's only 1200.

[wintry heron]

guys I cannot make the longfin boat jump there are invisible barriers

please help

[warped cipher]

you should lend me some money😉

[turbid minnow]

dr dre heist

[weak tapir]

K bye guys am selling my bunker cargo solo in a public lobbies with 100 and 200+ guys

[turbid minnow]

mission

whatever

that was fun

1mpayout

[wintry heron]

[sullen carbon]

I just want to fit in

[warped cipher]

gl

[turbid minnow]

glhf

[warped cipher]

you said "only 1200"

[neon sphinx]

good luck

[warped cipher]

that means

[wintry heron]

I am a loanshark so it wouldnt be in your favor lol

[warped cipher]

you have alot of money

so

I just need a loan yk

I'll pay it back in about 5 years yk

[wintry heron]

I dont have money i just have my dad’s credit card lol

[late marsh]

You do realize loans have interest right?

[warped cipher]

ayo

[turbid minnow]

nobody gives a shit about how many ppls hate u

[warped cipher]

that's a new way of lending money

[turbid minnow]

sharkcard baby

[wintry heron]

Hell nah

[warped cipher]

the credit card number the cvv and expire date

[turbid minnow]

jk

[wintry heron]

Fuck sharkcards man 💀😂

[wintry heron]

[warped cipher]

shark cards a scam

[neon sphinx]

Megladon sharkcards is what i buy every single day

[sullen carbon]

[late marsh]

More like shank cards

[static shuttle]

fish cards

[turbid minnow]

yep

buy skin or smt

[warped cipher]

tf

[wintry heron]

Buying shark cards on pc is the dumbest thing u can do 🤷‍♂️

[turbid minnow]

or other game

[weak tapir]

Thanks

[weak tapir]

Tyy

[sullen carbon]

[weak tapir]

Sold 1 crate

[warped cipher]

np

[turbid minnow]

what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[weak tapir]

I got stupid merryweather

[warped cipher]

noice

[warped cipher]

dam

[neon sphinx]

ayy your back wanna do cayo again

[late marsh]

Imagine spending 100$ extra on a 25$ game

[turbid minnow]

not much

[sullen carbon]

Ig, just loading up rn, dm

[neon sphinx]

ok

[late marsh]

Also having absolutely nothing to show for it considering it’s virtual currency and not anything tangible like an expansion

[ebon tree]

Hello guys

[turbid minnow]

im gonna do cayo AGGRESIVE

[neon sphinx]

ayyy my moms plumber

how are you

[ebon tree]

Yee also the reason u here

[late marsh]

To be fair there should be more female plumbers and especially female mechanics that would be hot as fuck

[ebon tree]

Fine son wbu?

[neon sphinx]

yeh good can you check up on my grandma next

she needs help

[ebon tree]

Cool

[neon sphinx]

thx

[ebon tree]

But am busy with a project

[neon sphinx]

ok

good luck with the project with lana rhoades

[ebon tree]

Nah son not her

[neon sphinx]

ok

[ebon tree]

She is on a break

[neon sphinx]

ok

[weak tapir]

Yess

Got obliterated

Was selling remaining 2 cargo shipments

Got griefed ! Another day in gta o :)

[neon sphinx]

yeah

[weak tapir]

@warped cipher

[ebon tree]

Hahaha noob

[weak tapir]

Hey , god how are you sensei johnny?

[ebon tree]

Fine what about u?

[neon sphinx]

whoever obilirated u is fatherless

[weak tapir]

Lol true

[neon sphinx]

dont worry about him hes my moms plumber

[weak tapir]

But orbital cannon is trash

Why waste nearly a million on someone just once 🤦‍♂️

[strange stump]

yep

[weak tapir]

Ikr

Buy the yacht and the yacht defenses just too op

[neon sphinx]

the kosatka missles are shit

[weak tapir]

Nah i trolled a mk2 yesterday almost 3 times

If u know how to use it its great

[neon sphinx]

man how long have you been bullying oppresor kids

[weak tapir]

I hate them so i bully them

And they r usually cayo grinders

[neon sphinx]

same

[weak tapir]

Pretty much when i learnt how this game works i have been always bullying mk2 guys

[neon sphinx]

good job

i do the same but im a bit noob on pvp them

[wintry heron]

Why so much Hate on mk2's you mean Every type or only the grievers?

[weak tapir]

For some reason am good at sniping but when it comes to close combat i cant fight much

[neon sphinx]

but i am good at fighting them with the b11

with the b11 its so easy to dogfight them

[weak tapir]

All griefers and for some reason i feel mk2 griefers arent real griefers

[wintry heron]

Ahhh

[weak tapir]

Oh b11 is one of the best jets! It sounds so good

[wintry heron]

Alright

[weak tapir]

Actually in real life

B11

Is called A-10

[neon sphinx]

yeah

but i bully griefers with my b11 until they leave and last time i 23v12 them

so easy with the b11

[weak tapir]

Yes its pretty agile and strong when u upgrade it

I suck at using hydra

Its pretty tough to use the rudders to get a proper roll

[rocky timber]

bruh sensei johhny ;-;
sensei kreese

[late marsh]

B-11 is very nimble and bulky but slow as hell in a pinch and it’s main gun sucks against other jets

[wintry heron]

i was selling bunker and this modder deleted all my weapons and i couldnt shoot the merryweather enemies smh

it gave me an insurgent pickup thank god

[knotty harness]

[rapid marlin]

sed

[slow ridge]

Hello I am new

[rapid marlin]

gud

[echo light]

Hello new, im dad

[slow ridge]

Hi

What is a good way to earn more money

I am ceo of arcades, have 1 small warehouse, 1 bunker. And no more money

What should I do next

[wintry heron]

well hello ceo of arcades

u should do simeon missions those are 3x money rn and really fun

[rocky timber]

lol

[rocky timber]

yes true

[wintry heron]

idk theres so many ways to make money i literally cant think

[rocky timber]

can we use mk2 in contact missions?

[wintry heron]

payphone hits are fun, and security contracts in the agency

[wintry heron]

yeah

[rocky timber]

cool

[wintry heron]

just not heist setups

[rocky timber]

but i was able to use mk2 in cayo heists

[wintry heron]

because thats in freemode

im talking ab real setups

like the ones that play like contact missions

[rocky timber]

oh

yea

[rocky timber]

but we are able to use mk2 in contact missions

:/

[wintry heron]

yeah

idk it makes no sense to me tbh

[rocky timber]

fr

[wintry heron]

but theres a lot of different ways to make money and theres a lot of different cars idk why people restrict themselves to cayo and mk2

[rocky timber]

lol

ill do casino with my friend

get enough to buy arcade

[ashen pebble]

is the hunter any good?

[static shuttle]

if u have a friend to use the explosive gun then its really good

[ashen pebble]

what u recommend for solo

[static shuttle]

do u need one for pvp or just for transport?

[ashen pebble]

pvp

[static shuttle]

buzzard, savage, and akula are great

[ashen pebble]

cuz my friends keep shooting me with their savage

[ashen pebble]

tnx

[static shuttle]

lol

[untold rose]

Do anyone want to play gta online with me I am a Xbox player

[wintry heron]

Pfp source?

[static shuttle]

💀 why do u want to know?

[wintry heron]

A friend of mine- asked

But you can directly DM me it dw

[static shuttle]

alright i guess...

[wintry heron]

Lmfao

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/gta5-cayo-perico-gta-meme-fucked-your-mom-gif-19835492

[ashen pebble]

bro sending this meme every second

[knotty harness]

chlamydia

[slate olive]

what arcade to get

la mesa arcade or vinewood arcade

[blissful bison]

cow

[hoary dome]

La mesa cos of sewers

[knotty harness]

la mesa bc it's down the road from the casino

[bright marsh]

la mesa if u want elite challenge on casino cuz its the closest one to casino

[slate olive]

[blissful bison]

[knotty harness]

there's 3 cows

[ashen pebble]

But @blissful bison is the real one

[ashen pebble]

I hear you crying out for help

[slate olive]

sechs

[ashen pebble]

But you never showed for me when i was ringing your cellphone

O you don’t know

How it feels to be alone

[slate olive]

i got mystery prize

[ashen pebble]

Baby o I’ll make you know I’ll make you know

[slate olive]

i got stallion

[ashen pebble]

I got moonbeam

[blissful bison]

💀

[tough mountain]

should i get suppressors on guns?

[tough mountain]

🗿

[slate olive]

nice one

should i sell my stallion

well ima do it

[frosty sundial]

hey guys i dont know how to play casino hiest

[plucky anvil]

watch tgg

[blissful bison]

🗿

@steady marten WHY change pfp

[steady marten]

i'll change it back to your pfp later

[blissful bison]

no dont change anything

h

smh

[steady marten]

[blissful bison]

i steal yo pfp

pro thief

[slate olive]

[blissful bison]

[weak tapir]

Yo can someone suggest some good car to buy

[blissful bison]

faggio

[weak tapir]

Nah i own that

Plus thats a scooter

But nvm i bought the ignus

[wintry heron]

Hi

[olive dock]

Hello

I'm looking for master oogway

[open fossil]

No u

[hallow ivy]

[wintry heron]

What's the best location for Agency?

[hallow ivy]

the most expensive one

[wintry heron]

Thanks

[hallow ivy]

no

i’m kidding

don’t

[wintry heron]

Ok thanks but i think Vespucci is the best

[hallow ivy]

then get it

[frosty sundial]

hi

i use mod money

[dense swallow]

k

[hallow ivy]

[frosty sundial]

i really

[hallow ivy]

you got a modded acc or smt

[slate olive]

what arcade

[frosty sundial]

eightbit

[hallow ivy]

what arcade?

oh you modded your money

[frosty sundial]

yes

money glitch

[hallow ivy]

why bro

[blissful bison]

talking about glicthes

ban

[open fossil]

Why u fat?

[wintry heron]

Noice 👍

yo

how do i drop bombs from my plane

i bought explosive ones but idk how to launch them

Hmmmmm that's a mystery maybe YouTube Will help you?

how does no one know how to drop bombs

what

[carmine geyser]

its on the notif on your top left

[wintry heron]

I dont use bomb drops

[wintry heron]

it told me to press e but that just enables the smoke thingie :((

[carmine geyser]

hold e

[wintry heron]

ok

[carmine geyser]

dont press its littelary said hold e

[wintry heron]

and then wat

[carmine geyser]

there should be notif thre

read it

[wintry heron]

Then see the bombs fall of your plane

[worthy belfry]

Do my businesses still make money with the supplies even if im offline?

[worthy belfry]

Bad new pfp

Sucky sucky

🥶😂😂😂🥶🥶

Nah just jokes

[steady marten]

[ebon goblet]

[sour sage]

Gta discussion lol

[hard bronze]

should i kill other players if they ram their car on mine

or no

[short lake]

R u 12 yr old , Can't u make ur own decision ?

[worthy belfry]

@steady marten no self promotion

[steady marten]

👀 ?

[worthy belfry]

everyone can see your status cause your a mod

AYO

bit too much self promotion

so whats it like being trial mod

[steady marten]

it feels like a trial mod

[jaunty hemlock]

[weak flume]

Rip nitro, no more jk gamer emoji or daddy professional

[slate olive]

La mesa arcade is the closest to casino

And next to the highway

1.8m

Should I go for it?

[main sentinel]

Ah

[jaunty hemlock]

Jk P*doGaym3rs

[main sentinel]

Yes @slate olive

La Mesa is best location

[slate olive]

Vinewood?

Costs as much as fully upgraded la mesa arcade

[main sentinel]

What does

[slate olive]

Both are close to casino

But price difference

And pretty close to the highway

[main sentinel]

What’s the price difference

[slate olive]

Vinewood arcade costs 2.5m

La mesa arcade costs 1.8m

700k price difference

[keen crow]

Videogeddon is tje best

[slate olive]

What about 8 bit vinewood

Confused af me