#🚔┃gta-discussion
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they respawn
if ur fast enough they wont
It just gets worse and worse
But it kinda sucks cause I want money and fun but it’s whatever
ive robbed cayo over 50 times
you can
all u need to do is grab the primary target and escape
unless u want more money
grab the secondary
If you grinding prep for an hour you’re selling a bag
If you don’t max out
You’re selling your time fr
ye
I’d always put that extra 5-8 mins to get max
Usually you don’t go beyond but I’ve gotten like nothing at main dock once
8 minutes to max out?
its better to
It takes a while some time
Now what is the best thing to buy for 4.5m 🤔
I think I’m gonna throw up
I’ve eaten to much candy
batmobile
Hell naw
i had 4m and spent it on that 😭
💀
then wasted 800k on the agency vehicle workshop then found out u can’t customize cars in it
kosatka def I ain't high level or anything but kosatka is def worth it
Who trynna play
Yeah kosatka is what you need for money
You gotta be extremely dedicated to grinding though
I know it’s nice to get a big payout but holy shit dude Cayo gets annoying
I thought about doing diamond casino for a while
Diamond casino is always pretty fun tbh
You’re constantly changing your approach and shit
yeah buts its harder than cayo in my opininon
once u spend a week alone grinding then you're set basically
when i got my pc account i played for a week and got lvl 100 and everything i needed
You gotta grind for a long time
If you wanna get all the nice dlc cars and have fun customizing them
not for that long it depends on how good u are
🧢
yea but my priority wasnt cars lmao
how do you even get to lvl 100 fast without mods or glitches
i focused on useful shit like all the businesses, mk2, terrporbyte, kosatka etc
no rn i play for fun
That’s not what you do when you get all that
bc i got all the necsessary shit idrc ab money that much now i just buy cars
It’s a cap
Lol
Level 100 takes a while
me whos fucking around with the mk2: ye
ik
businesses are useless with cayo tbh
Hate those people
Facts
im a rank 36 i gotta defend myself
cargo missions was like 2x money and rp and i did that for awhile and it gave me a bunch of levels
cato
Auto correct
cato.
waiting for someone to ask me why i cant play gta 5
why cant you play gta
frank 😳
wow glad you asked!
I don’t like spelling out his whole name
I have it
shitty internet makes me disconnect from every lobby so i end up alone everytime. so if i play with friends i disconnect from the lobby, so i cant play with anyone and i have to do all the shit alone, and where i come from, there is no better internet!
Lmao 165 JP
f22a
I play solo all the time
i have your ip
What does JP even mean
That’s all I do is solo
Yes
Unless a job or heist requires people
sounds like forza horizon 5
192.202.19.1
I’m solo
ill be using this later
This is not real so dont ban me
Bro it is
nice english
Someone sent me that before
ty
Yes
liar
Nope
liar
1.1.1.1.1.12.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.3.3.3.
nice
Its cold already and now its fucking raining..
So what should I spend it on
A decent life
Sure
2.2.3.5.5.6.7.6.2.3.0.8.5.0.4.2acp.3.5.7.magnum
9.1.1
your moms ip
noobs hacking ips
IMMORTAL
thats the version gta5 gonna be on before gta6 comes out
Lmao
yeah, im gonna put all of those through your ass now
i did ur mom :)
.223 .556 .762 .308 .50 .42 cap .357 mag
nah bro i got a real botnet heres ur ip 192.168.0.1
oh shit
I did your dad
...
I did
son?
having to charge your controller
fuck of
Dad
Yo girls
imagine playing on PC with modders in every lobby
Yes
bro please ima come home with the milk
1.tothe.2.tothe.3.tothe.4.
No baba gurl
no but like do you know ilady?
Got yo op
Imaging playing on pc and getting exploded
Can you shut the fuck up
...
Yes
I like clapping on ass
son please let me in im at your front door
Same
what is going on?
Sus
No gay though
iladyeez nuts in your mouth
yo mamma
Wait candise is desd
Candice nuts fit in yo mouth
Made it extra sus💀
Who’s can dance?
gu
Y’all like Wendy’s?
Moderated fuck off and go back jerking off to minecraft porn
Do y’all like Wendy’s
Who’s Ben here
thats old
Bro do y’all like Wendy’s
Cause you gon like when deez nuts hit your face
its meh
I like Wendy's ass
Ass asses and hole

What about pudding y’all dig that?
Yes
tops or bottom
Jelly
pudding this nuts
How bout pudding deez nuts in your mouth?
ayo
It’s just normal nuts
📸 📸 📸 📸 📸 📸
Kenya is hot
Yea Ik
... kids
AYOOOOO
Mhm
Idk who that is
Sure did
and?
hell anhhh
Oh what the fuck
Who is Kenya
Idk
Ok
lmao
Kenya nuts fit in his mouth?
Sure
guys who wants to play gta with me
What nuts is it
BRO?

Kenya is a country
No
Kenya is a dick
Oh
Kenya is your dad
Kenya is where joe mama loves
Kenya is a state
Joe papa
f22a
Joe son

Joe daughter
chill
Who is joe
Joe nuts
F22355676250BMG307MAGNUM50MAGNUM
I love the way you call me joe papa
ez
guys
Anyway this chat sucks
Joe cocomelon
Cuz you are in it
this morning i wanted to play gta 5, and i was lagging alot, so i was wondering why, i turn around and I see a FUCKING airline airplane stuck on the dock
the airplane was stuck in the dock
Ok i believe you
Just mod again
No
What
yea
same lol
I think that’s a bit platformist
that aint a thing
They all just fly like they in creative
O.O
im not
To me you are
lol
But I’m a pc player 
He is green pig for ne
Your a Diego
...
No, I’m THE Diego
Not funny i cried
So funny 
sussy funny
Opinions on MK2?
Ass
True
worst thing added to gta imo

U get greifed everyday right?
basically yes
imagine being in a lobby that are full of modders that crash your game
every time you log on
Basically make u a slave
?
This noob
noob? omfg
Omg
your stupid
I have shifted forms
Not you dumbass
Basically make u a slave
So that u understand
chicken grease

being kicked out of every game every time you try to enter makes you a slave?
Is mk2 a good mc
No
yes
Kicked you? Mods can make u dance even
Only mk1
yes
I have thinking about buying it
bruh speak english
Pegassi oppressor is better trust me
Are u sure
I don't not inglish sister
Yea
oppressor so sexy
Nah man, Ingrish is the best
It is har to handel
Yas sister
totally me after listening to dance with the devil
Isn’t 70 of them aliens
bro it’s only 2 genders
Yea
Male, Female, Bag
reasonable
Male, female and 3rd
Just 3rd
What does “b2b” mean?
Back to back
Back to back?
Glitch
Nah just kidding
ah
It’s cow to horse
5m
rich man
Nah
yes
I got 0.1 bobux
i only have 500k
😂😂
i have 5 I think
I have 00000000000.000000.0.1
1 ball sack = a whole crypto currency
Me
Ooh
What's ur country
Tahoe’s?
yeah
granger 3600LX the unreleased dripfeed car
most likely gonna be next weekly update
its based off the Tahoe
What’s the humvee
I’m doing a SC and apparently the stupid monkey can be hooked with cargobob but he Is 7million pounds bc you can’t go up 
Broooo I thought the same thing when I tried that
I hate driving that slow mf
Franks neighbor owns one fat ass monkey
It’s King Kong bro
i hate setting up cayo
Ofc u do but you dont hate the money after the heist bitch
Preach
do u need a numpad for mk2 opressor?
Ew PC modders
fuck you whore
Hoe
fuck off you provoking kid
your fucking stupid kid
Lmao
nah just trying to get words through your brain dumbass
Gimme more
"words"
Give it to me 🥵
"IT"
😩
Omg
y you crying now lol
FRANKLIN finally call me
lol
After a week
through you brain
That’s what’s up
Ye
and?
I know franklin is our homie
And your ass bitch
😩 <—- that’s crying to u? 🤣
Sexy crying bro
same face lol
Yet I’m the dumbass lmao
I dont use emojis like you kids
That's crying in pleasure
😩=😢 ???
and dont go along with the trends
How old are u
Hes old enough to be my sister
39
Let me guess ur in ur teens
Eh
Hell nah go start a family lmao
Uncle im sorry
Lol
I provoked u
jk im 18
I apologize uncle
no virgins allowed

fuck off
im no virgin lol lost it to a cougar
no
i wish lmao jk
suck duck
Weirdo


Wrong one I’m sorry 😢

right foot creep 
Duck can be eaten tho?

have to be weird to get em off of you
I heard it has a more earthy flavor than chicken whatever that means
That's earth science

Anyone here experience zoology before?
no

imagine being single
Fr I can’t imagine being u
Sed

i wish i was single kinda
You're 39 now die
Lmoa
bruh that was a fib
Don’t worry bro we know u are
im a minor
U said u were 18
He covered up 39
And calling everyone kids 💀
i call everyone kid
He is 39 years old old
u know what joking and trolling is?
Single 39 year old being all pissed on discord 👀
Your mom
clearly not
Loneliness gets u sometimes
Be nice
Yea something u can’t do apparently
bruh you still believe I'm 39 💀
U said it not me 🥱
... people these days
That’s a really specific number
That's splitting truth
i would show you my id
Ik I gotta deal with people like u
uno reverse
Hey bro am I hard to talk to?
nah
Lol
No
has to get guy to back you up💀
anyone know anything about LS Car Meet rep??
Only that i never go there
Not worth it
i'm just trying to unlock the wheels, but my rep won't go up past 33.
Also ur auto shop levels you up faster for it
Can just mod it PC PLAYER
i don't need approval from others
haven't bought the Auto Shop yet
Just say u have no friends cause ur so negative and miserable 🤷🏻♂️
Lol
How much money do u have?
No because
I have enough to buy it, just haven't pulled the trigger yet.. I just got back into the game after 2-3 years away
cant say it in here,
I’d say it’s worth it, it’s the 2nd best money making method behind cayo perico
Plus it does help with the los car meet rep
dark long story
Then don’t 😱
... O.O
Hello 👋 
bonjour
Yo
Thankyou @tough spoke
that from doing the mini heists?
Yessir
thanks
Yeah its fun
no problemo
Auto shop is
Waste of money
Ok
I will say tho avoid the side hustle when u sell the cars u don’t get much out of those
it is but i got it anyway
U helped me to remember about my French class
lol
No it’s not lmfao
Better use cayo and casino heist and also dr.dre
noted, thanks.
some free paint and storage, plus a little bit of cash
Yes one heist 150k minimum
basically
the setup on Cayo is so damn long same with casino imo
Its not?
I literally said it’s the 2nd best money making method behind cayo perico
yeah true
Eh noobs
It's easy can do in a 1hr
I will say casino
Auto shop mini missions take like 20-30 minutes to prep

being that i just got back into the game, i doubt i'd do it that fast.
Imagine being a sweat in gta and calling others noobs
There’s only 2 prep missions for each mini hiest for the autoshop
We can complete half mission and 2 security contracts
i've done a few of those with friends.
No arguments with uncle
Yeah but u get more money at a faster rate with autoshop mini hiests
I don't believe it
better be uncle good touch, not uncle bad touch
I prefer uncle no touch
everyone plays the game how they want, not just to make money constantly
Yeah some plays to just mod
you don't get rez humor
I hate the auto shop that why I didn't go inside for 4 months now
Ig that's a humor of your generation
lol
i like driving in the game so i like the car aspect of it
Security contracts have like a 4-5 minute cooldown and only pay u 40-50k for each one and u have to do security contracts in between the dr.Dre prep missions which makes it take longer
No.
I dont like agency
Wym no? 😂
you a colonizer? aka white
I literally explained it to u
No. (Emotions)
Cause I use buzzerd
No I used to keep a buzzerd in every helipad I own
He is trying to sound vaild
It helps in killing enemy and travel faster
"you guys are so friendly"
No one said that to u
Hes tryna Impress you

Like a propose
toxic dick piss off
“🤓”
you too
😶🌫️
Stfu lmao
Shut up white boy
I think his face is all red and he is throwing fingers on the keyboard or pad
hey u back
I can only imagine
Father Kyle you’re back
thanks
Im never gone bitch
im not white 😐

Mainly low level "let's kill those high level idiots and increase our kd and money" in return we will kill tgem

Sure ur not 🥱
bruh these 2 kids
He’s been acting like a dick for the past hour
Bruh this oldy
@steady marten
A.cow is AFK: sleeping - 6 hours ago
damn
says the one
typical xbox player

bruh
Did u say something about xbox
"fuck this shit im out"
Thsts ur soul saying to your body

u
stfu
u
YesU

Lmao u see what we’ve been putting up with this whole time

u
cringe xbox player
“u” -👶🏻
Modder
Ok xia
u


Whats the best part about faggio
it can ride
Its cheap and reliable
The 100 review mirrors u can put on it
Oh yeah
Deadpool’s favorite vehicle
hot


Ok but the fucking npc are single handlely the most annoying shit ever
U mean the normal ones or the ones u fight?
Agreed 🤝
The normal
Ong they don’t stfu
They drive into you when your going 100MPH
Like bro
Wtf
I get killed by cops from npc more than just me being ass
Yea like atleast give some indicator
if gta had to be renamed but keep the same acronym, what would you have it be called
Giant
Tentacles
Attack
hello?
no unless you wanna fly it upside down
ctrl and shift for up and down
Does anyone have a mk2 and can help me move cargo
hey chat
Thanks
I read that as Giant Testicles Attack
lmao
Yo yo
hey nick
Wyd guys
which key? gate keys, key card or the one you get from the drunk guard in los santos?
hi
Sup
Hello bitch
You're failing it anyways
I need help

What?
well yes

because its 2nd language exam
Lol
but i have online exam
If u could have looked at books 5% of the times u check notifications on discord u coulda done something
@wintry heron speak
Saying what
Restart you gta load into gta ofline then go pause menu online play online
i need to grind 2m - 4m
Lol i have 72m need help?
U can just mod it PC players
files required to play gta online could not be downloaded from the rockstar games service, please return to grand theft auto V and try again later
i have 9.2m

Do that
I have $456
i spent a lot of time researching
I did the cayo replay and the upplication with fully upgraded issi
Get banned now bitch
"the rockstar game services are unavailable right now, grand theft auto v"
Im joking
restart application
Damn im on xbox dude
Tell that to the judge
Do this, shut down the ps, unplug Ethernet cable
i dont use the cable
Delete everything thing you ever have owned and the reinstall gta
Eh
of your psn
hello
is it ok to do, cos i have the disc version
shut it down and restart ur raouter and wait for 30 secs to open
try throwing ps out of the wwindow as well
Router
nah
Ok then burn your ps and buy a new one that should fix it

Also unplug the live support cable if your phone is bellow 20 persent
And charge it up
im back
the ps4?
Do what i said
@wintry heron do what i said and. Youll get ps5
Ps4 doesn't havw a power cable?
it does
i was just confused if u meant the wifi or the ps4
Im solving
Both
Pipe is wasting
welp im turning the ps4 back on
Huh
No burn the ps4 buy.a ps5 and ymthe problem is gone
but its gonna take a while
than just waiting 30 seconds and opening gta
Turn it on
Can we do the contract again and again?
but then again, driving to the city or ordering one online is much faster than the gta loading screens anyway xD
Yeah
True
Eh
How to start it again?
welp its saying the same thing
Eish
files required to play gta online could not be downloaded
Should of listened to me
So i just have to enter the agency?
Then load another game
Im online rn
Go to your computer in your agency and start it again
Im playing
Shut up u xbox
Ok thnx
You are also a xbox
That's why its working
Yeah
Told you so
hey chat
Hey bitch
Wait ate you calling me a noob or jackboi
U
Bitch
yes
Bitch
sup bitch
lol
He bitch
just go to another game xD
Yeah go play some Minecraft
gta support team are ass hol
Go play spidi pigi

Lol

Anybody want to do b2b panther statue and 5gold 2.3 to 2.6m
Replay?
Maby
Shut up

@timber axle 
Luci is AFK: asleep - 8 hours ago
incl me
Yeah
🤣
Exc me
i dont wanna get muted again
So shut up bitch or else ill make you mortal
😂
Whore
Looks like you forgot the space between the two MM in your name
Thats what your mom called me last night
Can some1 help me with cayo preps
No im not you pipe
Looks like someone need to go to grade one again you can clearly see my name doesn't contain two m's

Your life
more
Eh
😂
Yo wassup
But you're a pipe
I have 1 million dollars I'm rank 30 what should I do, I already have an apartment, ceo office, clubhouse, mc business, vehicles(not armored),helicopters
And your a whore
get a kruma or night shark
Keep it you're bank
Hoe
Then save up for ?
kosatka
Fagottino
kosatka
buy
both bitches stop
Bru
So I should avoid terrorbyte and oppressor mark 2?
save them and earn 1.2 more and get a kosatka
Ill help you
yes for now
get a kosatka first
then buy those
How
K I'll keep that in mind
Can anyone help me
No
Play hiest with me
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